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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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This romance is so full
of heartfelt passion.
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I can really identify
with this corn-fed heroine.
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Homer, are you awake?
This is important.
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Give me some sign you're awake.
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Wake up!
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What's wrong?
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House run away?
Dog's on fire?
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Homie, do you think that
the romance
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has gone out of our lives?
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Wake up!
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Marge, it's 3:00 a.m.,
and I worked all day.
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It's 9:30 p.m., and you spent
your whole Saturday
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drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.
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There you are.
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Thought you could get away?
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Homer, young people
learn about love from adults,
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and we've been setting
a terrible example
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for our children and
the community in general.
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I want us to
deal with the issues
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raised by this book.
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I knew we shouldn't have put
a fireplace in the bedroom.
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How many times
can you laugh at that cat
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getting hit by the moon?
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It's a new episode.
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Not exactly. They pieced
it together from old shows
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and it seems new
to the trusting eyes
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of impressionable youth.
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Really?
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Ren and Stimpy
do it all the time.
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Yes, they do, and when was
the last time you heard anyone
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talk about Ren and Stimpy?
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Children, your father and I
have fed you and clothed you,
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but we've neglected
something more important.
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It's time to learn about love.
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No need, Mom. We already
learned in school.
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This is Fuzzy Bunny.
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About a year ago,
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he noticed his voice
was changing.
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He had terrible acne
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and had fur where
there was no fur before.
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He also noticed Fluffy Bunny.
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Bor-ring.
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Fuzzy went to the park,
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the ice cream social,
the boat show,
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and various other
wholesome activities.
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And they never ruined their fun
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by giving in to their
throbbing biological urges.
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Then came the big day.
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Fluffy and Fuzzy got married.
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That night came the honeymoon.
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Eww!
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She's faking it.
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I mean romance, not love.
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Mom, romance is dead.
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It was acquired
in a hostile takeover
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by Hallmark and Disney,
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homogenized and sold off
piece by piece.
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That's not true.
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Romance is all around us...
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In our neighborhoods...
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even at our jobs.
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All you have to do
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is think about
your most cherished memories.
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- Moe's Tavern.
- Hello, is Al there?
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Al?
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Yeah, Al.
Last name Coholic.
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Let me check.
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Phone call for Al.
Al Coholic.
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A Jock Strap?
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Is I.P. Freely here?
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Hey, is there a Butts here?
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Seymour Butts?
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Homer Sexual?
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Mike Crotch?
Amanda Hugginkiss?
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Hugh Jass?
Ivana Tinkle?
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I'm a stupid moron
with an ugly face
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and a big butt,
and my butt smells,
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and I like to kiss my own butt.
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No! No! No!
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No, ask your heart
what its fondest desire is.
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Chocolate.
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Invisible cola.
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Forbidden doughnut.
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Sacrilicious.
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Snouts.
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Free goo.
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Something.
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No. Think about people...
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About moments in your life
that have been very romantic.
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Okay.
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That's not the idea at all.
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Okay. Well,
this story isn't ideal.
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I've never told it
to you before.
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I got a very thoughtless
birthday present
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from someone
who shall remain nameless.
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So I actually went
to the bowling alley
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to spite him... or her.
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I'm awfully sorry.
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Entirely my fault.
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It is nice to meet you...
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- Homer.
. No, no.
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Homer is my...
ball's name.
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I'm Marge.
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Your fingers are so slender,
so feminine.
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They're far too tapered
for the ball you're using.
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You need something lighter,
more delicate.
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Here, use my ball.
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No. No, thank you,
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mister, um... Brunswick.
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Call me Jacques.
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Jacques.
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Marge.
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May I ask you a bold question?
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Sure.
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You've never bowled before?
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- Never.
- No.
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- No.
- Then I will teach you.
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I don't want to trouble you.
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Not at all.
I am a professional.
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Roll the ball for me, Marge.
Let me see your form.
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All right,
but I'm not very good.
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I can hit that
one pin all right,
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but the rest of them
don't even wobble.
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I can help you, Marge.
Pick up the ball.
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Pick up Homer.
Pick him up.
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- Now, throw.
- But...
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Throw, damn you.
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You're a very good teacher.
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Here we are.
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You didn't have to drop me off.
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But I wanted to.
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Marge, do you know
how beautiful you look
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in the moonlight?
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Jacques, I'm a married woman.
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I know, I know.
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My mind says stop, but my heart
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and my hips
cry, "proceed!"
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Marge, darling, I want
to see you tomorrow.
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Meet me tomorrow for brunch.
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- What's brunch?
- You'd love it.
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It's not quite breakfast.
It's not quite lunch.
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But it comes with a slice
of cantaloupe at the end.
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You don't get completely
what you would at breakfast,
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but you get a good meal.
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He seemed to know
a lot about brunch.
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But it turned out he wasn't
interested in brunch at all.
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Your laughter
is like music to me.
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But if you laugh at what I
say next, I will die.
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For I am about to say
something very serious,
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perhaps shocking.
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Marge, my darling,
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I want you
to meet with me again.
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That doesn't shock me.
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Away from prying eyes
at my apartment,
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the Fiesta Terrace.
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Marge, speak to me.
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Is Thursday okay?
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Thank goodness
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I drove down that ironic street.
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I made the right decision
to stay with my Homie
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and there was no harm done.
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So if you kind of
mentally snip out the part
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where I already had a husband,
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that's my idea of romance.
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Marge, I want you
to stop seeing this Jacques.
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You can let him down gently.
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But over the next
couple of months,
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I want you to break it off.
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Okay, Homer.
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That was a close one, kids.
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Okay, Marge,
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as long as we're
traumatizing the kids,
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I have a scandalous story
of my own.
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Gentlemen,
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I'd like you to meet your
new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
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I think she has a degree
in engineering or something.
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Hi. How's it going?
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Yeah. Ditto.
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Hi.
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Homer, what's the matter?
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Ain't you never seen
a naked chick
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riding a clam before?
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Got to go!
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I made it the whole day
without seeing her again.
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I mean, hello!
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I guess we'll be
going down together...
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I mean, getting off togeth...
I mean...
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That's okay.
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I'll just push the button
for the stimulator...
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I mean elevator.
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Think unsexy thoughts,
think unsexy thoughts...
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♪♪
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Ew!
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Well, this is my floor.
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See you tomorrow.
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I tried to avoid her,
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but we were sent to
a nuclear convention
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in Capital City together.
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TV's there, bathroom's there,
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and there's your
king-sized bed for...
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Hubba, hubba.
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Stop that. I love my wife
and family.
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All I'm gonna use this bed
for is sleeping, eating,
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and maybe building
a little fort.
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That's it.
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Homer.
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I got a really wicked idea
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that could get us
into a lot of trouble.
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Mindy. We have to fight
our temptation.
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No, Homer.
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Let's do it.
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Let's call room service!
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Someone is charging room service
to the company, sir.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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Fly, my pretties.
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Fly!
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Ooh.
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Continue the research.
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Thanks for poisoning
the planet, bastard!
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Get bent.
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No more Chernobyls!
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Go to hell!
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I was doing my best
to resist her,
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but at dinner, the fortune
cookie predicted doom.
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This was a really nice
night, Homer.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Yeah.
Like you don't know.
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We're gonna have sex.
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Well... we don't have to.
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Yes, we do.
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The cookie told me so.
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Well, desserts
aren't always right.
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But they're so sweet.
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Homer...
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you know how I feel,
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so... it... it's up to you.
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Look in your heart.
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I think you'll see
what you want.
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Baby.
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This was
a wonderful idea, Homie.
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What happened to Mindy?
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Yes, what did happen to her?
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She hit the bottle pretty hard
and lost her job.
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Good.
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Does anyone else
have a love story?
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Yes, I do. And just like
your love stories,
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it's tragic and filled with
hurt feelings and scars
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that will never heal.
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It started,
appropriately enough,
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with an innocent boy being
embarrassed on Valentine's Day.
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Poor Ralph.
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Here you go, Ralph.
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You choo-choo-choose me?
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Happy Valentine's.
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It was an unusually warm
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February 14,
so the children walked home
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without jackets.
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Can I walk you home...
valentine?
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Sure, I guess.
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That valentine sure was funny.
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Glad you liked it.
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It says, "choo-choo-choose me"
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and there's a picture
of a train.
267
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,927
Yeah, nice gag.
268
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,931
So...
269
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:31,143
do you like... stuff?
270
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,982
The doctor said I wouldn't
have so many nosebleeds
271
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,693
if I kept my finger
out of there.
272
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,737
Well, here's my house.
273
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,039
No.
It's a package from Ralph.
274
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:57,002
A Malibu Stacy convertible.
275
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,129
"Look in the tunk."
276
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,840
He must mean trunk.
277
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,679
Tickets to
the Krusty anniversary show!
278
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,891
It's the Krusty The Clown
29th Anniversary Show!
279
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,102
Hey!
280
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,896
Thank you! Thank you!
281
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,774
Lisa, do you want
a bite of my ice cream?
282
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,942
No, thanks.
283
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,402
Send it this way, boy.
284
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,821
- Whoops.
- Aww...
285
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,365
Nothing gets chocolate out.
286
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,700
See?
287
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,411
Now for my favorite part
of the show.
288
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,288
What's that say?
289
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,497
"Talk to the audience"?
290
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,083
God, this is always death.
291
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,543
All right.
292
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,837
No. Please don't
show me with Ralph.
293
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,090
- What's your name, son?
- Ralph.
294
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,260
And is this
your girlfriend, Ralph?
295
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,179
Yes. I love Lisa Simpson,
296
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,307
and when I grow up,
I'm going to marry her.
297
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,641
No!
298
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,060
Now you listen to me!
299
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,688
I don't like you!
I never liked you!
300
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,624
And the only reason I gave you
that stupid Valentine
301
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,858
was 'cause nobody else would!
302
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,902
Watch this, Lis.
303
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,403
You can actually pinpoint
the second
304
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,238
when his heart rips in half.
305
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:10,910
And... now.
306
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,708
Lisa, not all romances
turn out that way.
307
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,460
Bart, do you have a love story
308
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,420
that doesn't end in heartbreak?
309
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,255
Yes, I do.
310
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,049
The only girl I ever loved
311
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,301
invited me up to the tree house.
312
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,346
She had something
very important to tell me.
313
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,098
I'm so happy.
314
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,934
I just had to tell someone.
315
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,644
I have a boyfriend.
316
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,441
You won't be needing this.
317
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,161
Wait. That did end
in heartbreak.
318
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,081
Thanks for opening up
old wounds, Mom.
319
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,885
Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis
would say,
320
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,680
"There's a whole lot
of frowning going on."
321
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,687
Mom, doesn't any love story
have a happy ending?
322
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,480
Of course.
323
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,482
Remember when...
324
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,777
your aunt Selma got married?
325
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,530
Good.
326
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,115
Soon I will kill you.
327
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,117
Wait, wait. That's no good.
328
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,868
I know. Your grandfather.
329
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,412
Remember?
330
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,914
It all started
on an outing for dinner.
331
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,168
Say, I've got a neat idea.
332
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,337
Why don't you go in
and pick up my mother
333
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,755
and we'll all go out to dinner?
334
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,549
I'll be back in a jiffy.
335
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,763
That's not my mother.
336
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,181
I'll be back in a jiffy.
337
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,227
Can I come too?
338
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,857
They hit it off right away,
339
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,233
but there were rivals
340
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,652
for the fair lady's hand.
341
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,322
My favorite song.
342
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,408
This is so nice.
343
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,911
I can't remember
when I felt this young.
344
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,748
I really can't.
345
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,337
Say, sport,
mind if I have the next dance?
346
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,922
What the...
347
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,341
Don't sneak up on a... You...
348
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,594
No need for the blown gasket,
Charlie.
349
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,846
I'll have her back in one piece.
350
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,807
♪♪
351
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,985
But, in the end,
352
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,945
just when things looked worst,
353
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,574
true love triumphed.
354
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:59,161
Do you, Jacqueline Bouvier,
take this man
355
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,413
to be your lawfully
wedded husband?
356
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,499
♪♪
357
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,584
Monty, my favorite song.
358
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,962
I specifically requested
no romantic music.
359
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,716
Mrs. Bouvier!
360
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,926
Mrs. Bouvier!
361
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,014
Mrs. Bouvier!
362
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,684
Honey, are you sure you want
to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
363
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,814
Wouldn't you rather be
Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?
364
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,357
No.
365
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,735
I don't want to be either.
366
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,529
Hot diggety damn!
367
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,490
That's good enough for me.
368
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,451
♪♪
369
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,631
That doesn't seem
like a happy ending.
370
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,801
That seems more like a detached
tale of modern alienation.
371
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,636
I give up.
372
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,305
Did anybody learn anything
about love tonight?
373
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,516
I learned it screws
everybody up.
374
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,518
There's that side of it,
375
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,228
but there's also...
376
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,480
Help me out here, Lisa.
377
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,733
Sorry, Mom. I've decided to
save my love for someone
378
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,194
who's guaranteed
not to reject me.
379
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,864
Soon, Corey, soon.
380
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,245
Well, kids, I tried.
But maybe you're right.
381
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,373
Wait a minute, Marge.
Love isn't hopeless.
382
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,209
Look, maybe I'm no
expert on the subject,
383
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,504
but there was one time
I got it right.
384
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,589
Gee, Artie...
385
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,132
Artie, wait. I don't know.
386
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,009
I mean,
it was a beautiful evening.
387
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,219
- Let's not ruin it.
- Just this...
388
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,554
Artie, please.
389
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,889
Come on, kiss me.
390
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,182
- Artie...
- Please?
391
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,143
No, really, I mean it!
Now stop it!
392
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,353
I'm sorry, Marge.
393
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,771
Take me home, Artie.
394
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,367
Marge, I would appreciate it
395
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,704
if you didn't tell anybody
about my busy hands.
396
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,749
Not so much for myself,
but I am so respected
397
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:12,085
it would damage
the town to hear it.
398
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,169
Good night.
399
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,838
Yeah, right.
400
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,844
Shut up!
401
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,430
I'm over as far as I can go.
402
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,266
All right! All right!
403
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,227
I'll walk in the mud!
404
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,730
- Homer?
- Marge?
405
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,399
- Yeah. You want a ride?
- Sure.
406
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,445
You know, Homer,
when I got home,
407
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,948
I realized who I should have
gone to the prom with.
408
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,116
Who?
409
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,451
Hi, prom date.
410
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,746
Marge, pour vous.
411
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,541
Why so glum?
412
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,710
I got a problem.
413
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,713
Once you stop this car,
414
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,216
I'm gonna hug you and kiss you,
415
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,885
and then I'll never
be able to let you go.
416
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,638
Your first kiss.
417
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,515
But not the last.
418
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,365
Homie.
419
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,204
See, kids?
420
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,665
That's what I meant by romance.
421
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,712
♪♪
422
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,561
♪♪
423
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,980
Shh!
424
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,070
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