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If the engine noise is overwhelming,
it might help to listen to music.
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Fuck this, Coco. I can't do it.
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- Or clench your buttocks tightly.
- Älskling, it's going so well!
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Come on, darling. Everything's all
right. Just go back to your seat.
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So this is a very good example of a false
alarm that is going off in Alfons's brain.
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The logical functions are being hijacked
by a part of the brain, the amygdala.
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And, as we know, when the
amygdala responds to danger
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it pumps out stress hormones, which
make us desperately wish to escape.
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What we call the
fight-flight response.
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In fact, Esther, if I
may just jump in here.
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It's been scientifically proven
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that by recalling
pleasurable experiences
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you can produce oxytocin,
the love hormone,
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which, as we know, is the opposite to
cortisol and adrenaline, stress hormones.
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That is indeed right, Charles.
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For men, oxytocin is released at
the point of orgasm, for example.
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Whereas for women, it's
released during foreplay.
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Yes. So...
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If you can truly connect to the
memory of a steamy romantic situation.
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Yes. Thank you, Charles.
That's very creative.
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So, any questions?
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This was...
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This was extremely helpful, Esther.
Thank you. Extremely helpful.
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This is the most important
exercise for the experience flight.
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It'll help your confidence
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to have encountered flight conditions
in a protected environment.
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So give yourselves a
well-earned pat on the back.
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Esther, sorry, but do you know exactly
where it is we'll be flying to?
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We never know till
shortly before departure.
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It all depends on availability, but I can
tell you it'll be a fairly short flight.
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No more than an hour or two.
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Once we reach the destination
we'll wait a couple of hours
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till the plane's been serviced,
then we'll pop back here.
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Charles will give you further
details closer to our flight.
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I would much prefer to know the
exact details of the destination.
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So I can. Prepare
myself properly.
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Well, it's not the destination
but the flight that matters.
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I've got just a silly
question, really.
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I've booked another flight the
day after our experience flight.
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So is that. That's a bit
ambitious, is it? Right?
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Very.
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- What?
- Ambitious.
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So how's Los Angeles? Sunny?
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Oh, yeah. No, it's beautiful.
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It's just like pure
California gold.
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That sounds gorgeous.
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- Yeah, clear skies.
- Hot?
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- Boiling.
- It's bloody freezing in London.
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Not that I can enjoy it.
Back-to-back meetings.
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Look, love, I'd better go, so.
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Shall I just call you when
I land in London tomorrow?
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As soon as you land. I
can't wait to see you.
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Okay, see you tomorrow.
Love you. Bye.
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- Welcome back!
- Hi!
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So good to see you!
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Come in.
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Oh, they are fab!
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- Don't you think?
- Oh, wow! How cool is that?
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- I want to wear them to school tomorrow.
- That's a great idea, isn't it?
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Of course.
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And for our trip?
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They might be a bit
warm for Cabo Verde,
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but you can wear
them on the way.
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So, how was your flight?
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Yeah, fine.
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- No wobbles?
- No.
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You know, Olivia, Sarah used
to be terrified of flying,
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but she faced the fear,
and she conquered it.
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- Isn't she brave?
- I love flying.
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Because my tummy tickles
in a very funny way.
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You must be jet-lagged.
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Yeah, I am a little bit. Yeah.
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Sorry. So this lobby.
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I hear you found some Victorian
reclaimed church floorboards?
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No, the boards we found are vintage
pine from an ironworks in Sheffield.
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That's it, yeah.
For double the cost.
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- Well, I feel...
- Can you take that, Leon. I'm busy.
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The instantiation of a building like this
should reflect trends in sustainability,
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and even if the
cost is higher...
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Sure, but it's going to be offices.
It's not a Dalston microbrewery.
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- Sarah?
- I'm busy.
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- It's urgent.
- Who is it?
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Charles someone from
Fearless Flyers.
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Regarding the delay of
your experience flight?
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Yeah, okay. Thanks.
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- Hello.
- This is Charles from Fearless Flyers.
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Due to some technicalities we need to
postpone the experience flight by a day.
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We deeply apologize
for any inconvenience.
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- So sorry I'm late.
- It's all right.
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Honestly, running that
site is like herding cats.
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- It's all right.
- Sorry.
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- You're here now.
- Yeah.
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Tom, actually, there's
something else.
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Seems I won't be able
to travel with you.
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What? Why?
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Because I...
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Because, well, I'm just going to
get there later in the evening.
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I don't understand.
Is everything okay?
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- You okay?
- Yeah, sorry.
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I'm just going to. I've realized I
haven't drunk any water all day, and...
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Sarah, tell me what's going on.
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What's going on?
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- What do you mean?
- It...
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Yeah, it's just...
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We've got so much on at work.
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I've got to deal with these
sustainability issues, so...
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Sustainability issues? It's
important we all travel together.
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We've been planning
this for weeks.
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Okay... Then I'll just
change all of our tickets.
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No, don't. Stick to the plan.
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It's been problematic
enough planning this trip.
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It feels like you don't
really want to go.
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No, of course I do. Really.
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More than anything. We'll
have an amazing holiday.
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I'll just get there
a little later.
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You'll have had dinner, and
then I'll meet you in bed.
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- It'll be fine.
- Okay.
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- All right?
- All right. Fine. It's okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hello! Liz, this is
Sarah. Sarah, Liz.
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Hi!
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- Hi, lovely to meet you.
- Likewise.
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- Olivia's told me so much about you.
- Oh, God!
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All good, I hope.
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Well, you know what
children are like.
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And how are things?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you're a. Builder? Yes?
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Basically, yeah. I say
developer, but same thing.
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I'm sorry.
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Buildings all look
the same to me.
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I'm more of a people person.
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Anyway, I was very intrigued
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to meet the woman who's recently
become a feature in my daughter's life.
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Well, not that recent
now, I suppose.
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Well, you might not realize that holidays
with children can be very demanding.
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They don't feel like a
holiday, just very hard work.
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You're often more shattered when
you get home than when you left.
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So.
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Not very sexy!
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Well. Appreciate the advice.
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And you're going to be
okay flying, are you?
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So...
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Tom mentioned you
have some wobbles.
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Is that...
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No. I'll be just fine. Thanks.
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Aren't we here to
discuss practicalities?
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Yes. So, no big deal.
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I would like an hour with
Olivia on FaceTime every day.
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That'd be our quality time.
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An hour every day?
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- That's a bit over the top.
- Well, she's my daughter, so...
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Hi. Hi.
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Where's Esther?
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Dunno.
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Something's not right.
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Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Bit of a train issue.
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- Where's Esther?
- Well...
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Something came up.
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Unfortunately, she won't be joining us,
but I'll be your course leader for today.
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She wanted me to tell you
she's very proud of you all.
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What happened exactly?
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- It's personal.
- Did someone die?
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I can't get into that.
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Something terrible
must have happened.
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Someone did, right?
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I understand that Esther's
absence may feel unsettling.
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But I have booked us
a flight to Iceland.
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- Iceland?
- Exotic, right?
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That's a three-hour flight.
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- Two and a half.
- Iceland?
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Across the open ocean?
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That lump of volcanic rock
in the North Atlantic?
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Oh, God!
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David! Come back! You're
a... You're a Fearless Flyer!
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David? David!
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Hey, Roger! Okay.
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Guys...
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Follow me. Come on!
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Guys, come on!
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Oh, Alfons, I have
bags under my eyes.
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- It's fine. I can Photoshop it.
- Come on, do one more.
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Snälla. Please, älskling. I'm..
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I'm freaking out.
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Baby!
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You know, if we keep on tagging
Moët, they will eventually notice me.
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- It's the partnership.
- Can we focus on me?
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- For once!
- One more. One more.
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Okay, okay.
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- Come closer.
- Okay.
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- I can't focus if you're so close.
- Yeah.
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One more.
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God almighty!
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This airline's fleet is...
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It's positively geriatric!
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Wait, wait.
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No, there's more.
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There has been a
recent incident.
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A plane had to make an emergency
landing on a flight from Denver
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because of a crack in
the cockpit window.
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Oh, God, those pilots could've been
sucked through the window like noodles.
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- Take a deep breath.
- Hi-ya! What the...
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Take a deep breath, Edward.
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You see how your amygdala is
trying to hijack your reason?
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You don't have to
let it do that.
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You can reclaim control.
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This just gets worse. Hang on.
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Tell me about your
book tour, Edward.
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- It is a literary conference.
- Yes, conference.
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- You must be excited.
- Obviously I'm not, Charles.
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It entails a very long flight to
Argentina, 14 and a half hours.
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Are you a writer, Edward?
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Yes, I am indeed.
I write novels.
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They seem to win prizes.
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I just love books.
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Right.
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Your fear is a
storehouse of wisdom.
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Speak to it, thank it
for what it's taught you,
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but tell it that you are no
longer intimidated by it.
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Reflect on your thought
processes, examine them,
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critique them, revise them
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and edit them.
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Your reality is
your own to command.
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I think this is a really
good point, Charles.
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What was his point?
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Oh, is someone getting hangry?
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You need to feed your tummy, älskling.
I doubt there'll be many vegan options.
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I can't do this.
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Sarah?
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But I... No, sorry.
Wait here. Okay?
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Just wait here! Sarah,
come back! Wait.
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Please. Sorry, excuse me.
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Sorry. Excuse me.
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Sarah.
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Sarah, just calm down.
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What do you think I'm
trying to fucking do?
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Okay, okay. Close your eyes.
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Breathe with me.
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Let it all go.
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We need to break
this thought pattern.
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Can you do that? Okay.
Do you have a boyfriend?
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- Yes.
- I see, okay.
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Think of the last time
you were together.
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- What?
- The last time you were intimate.
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Stay with the thought.
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There's music playing
in the background.
248
00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,000
Passionate R&B music.
249
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:18,200
- R&B music?
- Yes, Boyz II Men.
250
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,839
What, from the 90s?
251
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,039
Okay, no music.
Forget the music.
252
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,359
- You feel his breath on your skin.
- Let's not.
253
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,400
Charles. Oh, Charles!
254
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,160
- No, no, no!
- Stop!
255
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,039
It has proven to be very
effective. I could give you a hug.
256
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:36,400
A 20 to 30-second hug has proven to
be a very good source of oxytocin.
257
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,960
All right.
258
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,160
Charles, please.
259
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:42,839
Hi, Tom!
260
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,200
Tom! Oh, no, no. Tom!
261
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,480
Tom! Tom. No, it's not what
you think. I can explain.
262
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000
- Hi. She's my last Fearless Flyer.
- Of course, right this way.
263
00:19:01,079 --> 00:19:02,559
Come on, pick up.
264
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,839
Come on, pick up.
265
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,599
Hello, it's Tom.
Please leave a message.
266
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:09,880
Oh, God!
267
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,319
Anyone smell burning?
268
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,200
- What?
- Is there a funny smell?
269
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,559
- No.
- We're all seated.
270
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,519
I'd like to remind you that the most
dangerous part of the expedition is.
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Long behind us.
272
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,920
The car ride to the airport.
273
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:37,039
Statistics say the odds of dying in a
car accident are around one in 5,000,
274
00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,440
whereas dying in a plane crash
is more like one in 12 million.
275
00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:43,920
I'd do my best not to use
words like that, if I were you.
276
00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:47,720
- Still, the chance exists.
- Well, it's incredibly slim.
277
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:51,279
Let me ask you a question. Do
you ever buy lottery tickets?
278
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,359
I certainly do not.
279
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,160
- Why not?
- It's bloody nonsense, isn't it?
280
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,160
It's a tax on the desperate
and the weak-minded.
281
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,559
- You never bloody win anything.
- Exactly.
282
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,559
Statistics clearly show
283
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,079
you've got far greater odds of
winning the lottery than of dying
284
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,240
of being in a plane... incident.
285
00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:11,920
You use statistics much like
a drunk uses a lamp post.
286
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,079
- Excuse me?
- For support, rather than illumination.
287
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:18,440
It's bloody freezing.
288
00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,279
That's a lovely tattoo, Edward.
289
00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:22,799
Did you serve in the army?
290
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:28,079
- I won the lottery.
- It's true. 50,000 quid.
291
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,079
He used the money to found
a company based on his app.
292
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:33,960
You did what?
293
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:38,119
I invested the money to
fund a start-up, for my app.
294
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,839
- Yeah.
- See?
295
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,920
All it takes is for one little bird
to get sucked into the aircraft engine
296
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,480
to kill every single
soul on board.
297
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:51,079
So what's the odds of that then?
298
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,599
In the unlikely event of a
sudden loss in cabin pressure,
299
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,640
oxygen masks like these will drop
from the compartment above your seats.
300
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,039
If that happens, immediately
pull the nearest mask down firmly
301
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,119
and put it over
your nose and mouth.
302
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,599
Like this.
303
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,359
God.
304
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,319
Bloody hell.
305
00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:04,839
Okay.
306
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,079
That wasn't so bad, was it?
307
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,839
Älskling, I'm so proud of you.
308
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:21,559
You've got a white hair.
309
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,079
I think you're all
being so brave.
310
00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:27,359
You can just feel the
energy. It's inspirational.
311
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,079
Yeah.
312
00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:32,519
- Well, well done you too.
- Me?
313
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,680
I'm not afraid of flying.
I actually love it.
314
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,400
You love flying? What on earth
are you doing here, then?
315
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,200
It's Alfons. He was so afraid, he
refused to sign up for the course.
316
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,079
- Unless I came too.
- Coco.
317
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,359
- What the fuck?
- Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
318
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:52,559
And we really need to be able
to travel because of my feed.
319
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:56,200
Your feed?
320
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,720
You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons
and I are building my brand.
321
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,960
Basically, I post pictures
of my bum all over the world
322
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:06,680
and I get paid for it, a lot.
323
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,799
Travel can be very lucrative.
324
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:14,400
They even got this
for free for us.
325
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,160
Just because I post
content on my Insta.
326
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:25,720
Oh, I'm sorry. You
must be feeling so bad.
327
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,319
Yeah. I've definitely
felt better.
328
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,400
Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked
another flight for this afternoon.
329
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,119
- What was I thinking?
- Good for you!
330
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,920
Yeah?
331
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,200
- So where are you going?
- Cabo Verde.
332
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,599
- Business?
- Pleasure, hopefully.
333
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,720
Yeah.
334
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:47,279
I'm going abroad with my boyfriend
for the first time, and his daughter.
335
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,920
Jesus Christ! What
the fuck was that?
336
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,640
Hear that, Alfons? She's
going to Cabo Verde.
337
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:59,359
I've heard it's so picturesque.
We're talking total content heaven.
338
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:11,200
Out of nowhere, Alfons developed
this, like, paralysing fear of flying.
339
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,799
Every trip turns
into a nightmare.
340
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:20,000
But he's got a great eye and
it's great for the content.
341
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,960
He's an asset.
342
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,759
Any drinks for you guys?
343
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,200
No, thank you.
344
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,720
Double vodka on
the rocks, please.
345
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:32,519
No! Älskling, the whole point of this
was that you wouldn't rely on alcohol.
346
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,359
- I'm so scared.
- But, älskling!
347
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,079
- You said you wouldn't.
- I know.
348
00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:40,039
Hang on just a moment, please.
349
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,400
The consumption of alcohol is
entirely prohibited on the course.
350
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,599
Esther spelled out
the dos and don'ts.
351
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,559
- She's not here and I'm shitting myself.
- I understand. But I have to ask you...
352
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,279
- Give me that fucking...
- Alcohol can only make things worse.
353
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,880
He's right.
354
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,119
She has half a million
followers on Instagram.
355
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,440
That's going to generate a
lot of people to your course.
356
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,920
So if I want a drink,
I'll have a fucking drink.
357
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,119
Älskling, I hate when
you're rude to staff.
358
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,160
How we doing, Edward?
359
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,519
Feeling marvellous,
actually. Yes.
360
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:28,119
Definitely found
my fearless place.
361
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:29,799
Super!
362
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,680
Bravo, Charles. Bravo.
363
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,039
Thank you.
364
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,400
- Excuse me.
- Yeah?
365
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,559
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
366
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,400
I was just getting the new edition
of The Albatross at the airport.
367
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,200
And... It's a classic.
368
00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:52,640
And I saw you
standing in the queue.
369
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,680
What are the odds?
370
00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:59,839
- You mind signing it for me?
- No, of course not. My pleasure.
371
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,160
Excuse me. Sorry, sir,
this is Business class.
372
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,359
I know. I'm just
getting my book signed.
373
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,599
- Of course, then I'll go back.
- No worries.
374
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,920
- Here, squire.
- Thank you.
375
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,359
Pleasure.
376
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,240
Edward! You're famous.
377
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,680
There you are.
378
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,559
As mentioned earlier,
379
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,160
the course offers the rare
opportunity to visit the cockpit.
380
00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm actually feeling rather
delightful where I am,
381
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,440
so I'll give it a miss, if
it's all right with you.
382
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,480
Yeah. Yeah, no, I think that
could be helpful, actually.
383
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,119
Visiting the cockpit
can be very salutary.
384
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,359
Fear mostly comes from
not being in control,
385
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720
so it's reassuring to
meet those who are.
386
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,839
- Right.
- Oops-a-daisy.
387
00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:01,400
Just a road bump. Hi.
388
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,480
We're here from Fearless
Flyers, to see the cockpit.
389
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,240
Yes, of course.
390
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,400
I have two people here from
the Fearless Flyers program me.
391
00:27:18,799 --> 00:27:22,839
They're turning on the seat belt signs.
We're about to hit some slight turbulence.
392
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,039
Turbulence?
393
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,880
Yeah, just go back to your
seats and try again in a while.
394
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,960
- It's nothing to worry about.
- They're just being extra cautious.
395
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,559
That's not good.
396
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,000
No, no, no, no! No,
no, no, no! God!
397
00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:36,920
Shit!
398
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,119
- Why are you doing this to me?
- What? Don't say that!
399
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,000
This is all your fault.
400
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,839
Fasten your seat belt.
401
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:56,000
♪ Amazing. ♪Bikini.
402
00:27:56,079 --> 00:27:57,839
- #Fucking fucked!
- Stop it.
403
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,720
#Planecrash!
404
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,920
I'm here with you. We're
together. It'll all be okay, baby.
405
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:10,480
What about me? What
about what I want?
406
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:12,200
- Alfons!
- What about who I am?
407
00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:14,920
I never get credit for
how fucking amazing I am.
408
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:17,880
You know. You know why?
409
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,920
Because Photoshop
is an invisible job.
410
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,720
I'm tired, Coco!
411
00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,680
I'm tired of being
fucking invisible!
412
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,759
This is our dream, älskling.
413
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:32,200
- Shut up! Stop bickering!
- No, this is your dream!
414
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,880
I'm only here to document it!
415
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,680
Oh, my God!
416
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,839
I'm so sorry.
417
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,039
Are you okay?
418
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:43,880
No, please. Don't!
419
00:28:46,319 --> 00:28:49,079
He's dead. Edward's dead!
420
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,000
Edward? Edward.
421
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:56,759
Edward, answer me! Stop the
plane! We need a doctor!
422
00:28:56,839 --> 00:29:00,440
He was popping pills. I
saw it the whole flight.
423
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,319
Help him.
424
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,880
Edward, what are these?
What have you been taking?
425
00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:09,279
You're scared, aren't you?
426
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,400
What? We thought you were dead!
427
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,319
Brace! Brace!
428
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,839
Brace! Brace!
429
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,160
We're going to down!
430
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,039
Oh, my God.
431
00:29:58,599 --> 00:29:59,960
Oh, fuck.
432
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,240
Oh, my God!
433
00:30:13,319 --> 00:30:16,400
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
434
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,559
Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.
435
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,880
Expecting to land in 30 minutes
from now, that's 30 minutes.
436
00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:28,519
The latest weather report
from Keflavik Airport.
437
00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:32,480
It's a chilly morning, minus
seven degrees and west winds.
438
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,599
Las Malvinas.
439
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,599
Oh, hi. Thank you.
440
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,480
- For what?
- Just thank you, thank you, thank you.
441
00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:58,640
Really.
442
00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:00,440
All right.
443
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,319
- I'm pretty sure this wasn't our pilot.
- What?
444
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:23,359
Hello to you, all
beautiful people.
445
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,480
Hello to you, all
beautiful beings.
446
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:35,480
You know how much I love travelling,
but I have to tell you that I just
447
00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:39,000
survived the most terrifying
flight of my life.
448
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:41,359
Look, I'm soaked
in my own sweat.
449
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,960
I literally had a
450
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,640
near death experience.
451
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,400
And you know what?
452
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,960
I have never felt so alive!
453
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,759
Oh, my God, you guys!
454
00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:54,880
I'm in Iceland and I'm alive!
455
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,000
Life's amazing!
456
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,160
Say hello, Fearless Flyers!
457
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,079
To life.
458
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,079
Okay, let's just close our eyes.
459
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,480
Take a deep breath
in through the nose.
460
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:13,480
- Oh, for God's.
- And feel ourselves slowly relax.
461
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:16,680
Bastards!
462
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,079
I'll never fly with
this company again.
463
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,640
Idiots! Nearly killed us.
464
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,559
Just keep breathing deeply.
465
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,880
Feel the tension drain
away from our bodies.
466
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:33,920
You're calm.
467
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,440
You're peaceful.
468
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:39,400
- You're in control.
- What?
469
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:42,440
I'm so, so sorry.
470
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:44,519
I think it's my fault.
471
00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:47,759
Oh, my... Oh, my God,
that is revolting!
472
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:50,039
- Hold on. I've got you.
- What?
473
00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:52,160
That is so. Oh, fuck.
474
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,359
Here.
475
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,799
Darling...
476
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,039
Let's just bring our
focus back to the breath.
477
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:03,640
In for four
478
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,119
out for four.
479
00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:12,119
In for three
480
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,799
out for three.
481
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,640
Oh, fuck me!
482
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,039
In for two...
483
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,920
Okay.
484
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,279
Oh, shit.
485
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,440
What the...
486
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:48,119
Oh, my God.
487
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,960
Okay.
488
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,079
Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.
489
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,719
Hi, love.
490
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,000
Just call me as soon as you can.
491
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:17,239
What you saw at the airport is
really not what you might think.
492
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,639
I'm having an awful time. So...
493
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:22,480
Oh, shit.
494
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,719
Oh, fuck!
495
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:29,119
Yeah, Tom, please just... just
call me as soon as you can, please.
496
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,239
I'm really sorry. I love you.
497
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,280
No, no. No, please!
498
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,519
Oh, fucking hell!
499
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,320
No.
500
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,639
No! Oh, my...
501
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:43,800
Three more hours.
502
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,079
It's quite obvious that
there's something wrong.
503
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:53,559
- It is imperative we find another flight.
- Let's not jump to conclusions.
504
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:56,760
And I would like my
medication returned, please.
505
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,199
- This minute!
- Listen.
506
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,599
I've got an extremely important
flight I need to catch from London.
507
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:04,719
I have to be on that flight.
So is there maybe another way?
508
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,920
- Or like a different flight, maybe?
- I don't know.
509
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:11,320
- Could you go and find out, please?
- No. No, no. Guys!
510
00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:14,760
This is our flight. We've been
instructed to go back with them.
511
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,599
- Those are the terms of the course.
- Fine, but this is an emergency, so...
512
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:21,440
You're not seriously thinking
about taking another flight today?
513
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,920
Yes!
514
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,679
Yes, I am. Fuck!
515
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,719
This top looks so cute on you.
516
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:30,920
Thank you.
517
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,760
They can't carry on keeping
us in the dark like this.
518
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,400
A boat. There must be a boat.
519
00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:41,199
- I'm not taking a boat.
- No? But I might.
520
00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:44,039
- Yes, do that.
- Yeah!
521
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,119
I might.
522
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,320
Okay, you guys wait
here. I'll be right back.
523
00:35:57,639 --> 00:36:01,920
My name's Charles. I have a group of
passengers on a fear-of-flying course.
524
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,800
Can you possibly give me more information
on the flight to London at 2:10,
525
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,719
the one that was delayed?
526
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Yes.
527
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,280
It looks like there's going to be
a further delay on that flight.
528
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,679
Do you know why?
529
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,480
There was some malfunction
with the aircraft.
530
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:25,440
So just keep checking
the departure screens.
531
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,159
And what sort of malfunction
might that have been?
532
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,119
Apparently there was a partial
breakdown in one of the engines.
533
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,320
"Partial breakdown."
534
00:36:35,519 --> 00:36:37,599
- What does that mean?
- I don't know.
535
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,119
Just, you know, keep
your eye on the displays.
536
00:36:42,039 --> 00:36:43,559
Please. Yes?
537
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,559
Yeah.
538
00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,559
Our flight has been
delayed nine hours.
539
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:29,440
- Nine hours?
- Yes.
540
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:32,440
That's 540 minutes.
541
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:33,960
Is that right?
542
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:35,199
A nine-hour delay?
543
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,519
Yes, that is true. But it's
really nothing to worry about.
544
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,280
It's a little bit
foggy in London, so...
545
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,519
Yeah, all flights are
delayed, until this evening.
546
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:50,039
Foggy? Oh, yes, there's definitely
something foggy going on here.
547
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,639
- They're hiding something!
- No. Look, this is quite normal.
548
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,559
Don't blame me. I took
this course for you.
549
00:37:57,639 --> 00:37:59,800
- You pussy.
- What did you say?
550
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,320
I took this course for you!
551
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,360
Alfons, in order for
meaningful change to occur
552
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,960
we must take responsibility
for our actions.
553
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,320
Oh, my God. I've got
to get out of here.
554
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,960
Sarah, leaving the airport
is strictly prohibited.
555
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:17,519
Okay.
556
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,039
If there's a nine-hour delay,
shouldn't they provide us with a hotel?
557
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:22,639
No.
558
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,239
No? Yes!
559
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,199
You just read the small prints.
560
00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:36,360
I'll check with the office.
561
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:39,719
Alfons.
562
00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:41,559
Alfons!
563
00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,119
So, I've just
spoken to the office
564
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:03,360
and they've arranged a wellness
hotel for us not too far away.
565
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:07,480
The perfect place to gather ourselves
and prepare for this evening.
566
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,280
Sick!
567
00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:11,239
We just grab a taxi.
568
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,119
- What are you doing? Come on, get in!
- Sorry, no.
569
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,719
Edward, you can't do this.
570
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:23,559
Do what?
571
00:39:23,639 --> 00:39:27,519
- The office said we should take a taxi.
- We're not taking a bloody taxi! Get in.
572
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,119
- We'll all fit in that one.
- Cool car, Edward.
573
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:34,320
Cool? It's British and the appropriate
vehicle for the conditions. Now get in!
574
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,760
Alfons!
575
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,880
- He was just drugged out of his mind.
- Exactly. Guys!
576
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,480
You know, for safety and
insurance, we have to...
577
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,480
No, we...
578
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:01,000
Malvinas!
579
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:07,800
- What's the matter?
- What? Nothing.
580
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,159
Las...
581
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,719
Las Malvinas.
582
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,039
This brings back memories. It
was a very similar terrain.
583
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,119
Sorry, Edward. What
is Las Malvinas?
584
00:40:23,079 --> 00:40:24,519
It's the Falklands.
585
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,440
You fought in the
Falklands, Edward?
586
00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:29,440
You sure it's not a
good idea if I drive?
587
00:40:29,519 --> 00:40:31,039
- No, no.
- Okay.
588
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,719
What's going on?
589
00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:41,800
God!
590
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:44,280
Oh, my God!
591
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,039
You see that?
592
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:50,599
- That was the taxi you wanted us to take.
- I don't think it was.
593
00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:53,719
- That was, most definitely, it.
- Yeah!
594
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,760
It's fair to say that thanks to me
none of you are face down in the snow
595
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,159
or fighting for your lives in
some godforsaken foreign hospital.
596
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,639
Now, listen, tell
them to postpone.
597
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,920
There's a nine-hour delay on my
flight, so I won't be in London.
598
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,119
Oh, no! It's a sign.
599
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:54,519
Oh, yes!
600
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,800
It's a clear message
from the mountains.
601
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,559
Oh, yeah.
602
00:41:58,639 --> 00:42:02,280
Well, I'll stay an extra couple of
nights and maybe go heli-skiing up north.
603
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,400
Yeah.
604
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,800
Yeah, okay. Book me directly on that
flight to San Francisco, will you?
605
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,519
Okeydokey, thanks. Okay, bye.
606
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:14,280
Sorry, are you on the London
flight? The delayed one?
607
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,679
- Yes.
- Do you know why it's delayed?
608
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,480
They told me there was some sort
of malfunction on the flight over,
609
00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:24,239
and they're waiting
for a delivery of the
610
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,360
spare part that they
don't have here.
611
00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,239
- Spare part?
- It's broken?
612
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,920
That's what they told me.
613
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:34,679
You lied to us.
614
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:38,400
- It was...
- Being led by an imbecile and a liar.
615
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,000
That's the information I was given.
I was simply sharing what I was told.
616
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,039
- This is your first time, isn't it?
- Well, I...
617
00:42:47,639 --> 00:42:51,719
They've never actually trusted
you to lead your own group.
618
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,239
- Have they?
- Look, I've just got to...
619
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,199
Hi.
620
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,119
These... I'm with Fearless Flyers,
and these are my... students.
621
00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:13,880
Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.
622
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:35,880
Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.
623
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,599
What are you doing?
624
00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:05,960
Know that guy in the lobby?
625
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,679
- What?
- That guy in the lobby.
626
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,159
He was Dries de Vries.
627
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,239
He's, like, a huge
tech investor.
628
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,199
Fuck! It was really him.
629
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,960
Jävla. I should've walked up to him
and pitched the app. Maybe he...
630
00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:26,159
Can we please focus on what
we're trying to do here?
631
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:31,039
Could you maybe
give me a blow job?
632
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:33,800
Jesus, Alfons.
633
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,599
I need to make content!
634
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,480
Can you focus for once?
635
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,119
But... Fuck! Alfons, no!
636
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,559
- Please?
- Alfons! Damn. Fuck, stop that!
637
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,840
- No, no, no!
- It's not funny.
638
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,239
No, no.
639
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:51,519
Fuck.
640
00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:01,239
- Yes?
- I need you to come to Room 334 now.
641
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,440
- Why?
- We have a critical situation.
642
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:05,159
We need to strategize.
643
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:15,440
Go on!
644
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,119
So, the... Your
girlfriend not joining us?
645
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,880
- I don't know.
- Fair enough.
646
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,760
The so-called facilitator of this
course can no longer be trusted.
647
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,440
He's wet behind the ears, dishonest,
and clearly completely out of his depth.
648
00:45:37,519 --> 00:45:41,239
So to follow his lead and take that
flight tonight would be suicide.
649
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:44,559
The plane is a wreck,
and the turbulence report
650
00:45:44,639 --> 00:45:47,880
is as ugly as it
gets. Look, look.
651
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,400
Look at that. Look at that!
652
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,679
That swirling purple
mass there. Look, look.
653
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,000
Acute turbulence.
654
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,719
I think we can all agree my
foresight has already saved us
655
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,840
from an horrific
injury in that taxi.
656
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,760
We can't be sure about that.
657
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,280
Well, you tell me you didn't see
the terror in Charles's eyes.
658
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,960
He became incontinent with fear
at the first sign of trouble.
659
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,880
Are you all right?
660
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,360
I've been close to death before,
661
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,519
and I can feel her breathing
down my neck even as I speak.
662
00:46:19,599 --> 00:46:21,400
So we're going to take control.
663
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,079
We abort tonight's flight and find
an alternative carrier tomorrow.
664
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:26,719
I expect your
cooperation in this, yes?
665
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,320
- Yeah, all right. Yes.
- And your cooperation, yes?
666
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,559
What? What was up
with him anyway?
667
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:36,719
So I expect your cooperation...
668
00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:40,039
- Your cooperation, yes?
- I'm taking a boat.
669
00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:41,599
You're what?
670
00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:45,320
- I'm taking a boat.
- A boat? Oh, don't be so ridiculous!
671
00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:06,880
Oh, hi.
672
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,519
Good afternoon.
673
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,199
I must say, this
hotel is so amazing!
674
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,239
I will definitely
be recommending it.
675
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,360
Pilates?
676
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,960
What?
677
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,000
I'd say at least
five times a week.
678
00:47:56,079 --> 00:47:58,440
- Me? No.
- What?
679
00:47:58,519 --> 00:48:00,440
- You don't work out?
- Most of the time.
680
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:02,280
But I've been so lazy recently.
681
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,880
Yeah.
682
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:09,360
I feel like I know you from
somewhere. Are you an actress?
683
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:13,000
- What have I seen you in?
- I don't know.
684
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,760
I actually do a lot of
rock climbing myself.
685
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,920
- Oh, yeah?
- I love climbing.
686
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,639
And Muay Thai. That
really sorts me out.
687
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:38,119
- I always wanted to try that.
- You have to try it. It's a great sport.
688
00:48:38,199 --> 00:48:40,199
It's quite an experience.
689
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,800
That's actually a very important stretch
in Thai boxing you're doing there.
690
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,760
Really?
691
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,840
May I?
692
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,159
Sure.
693
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,199
Okay. Now you breathe out.
694
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,880
Here we go.
695
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,519
That's really good.
696
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:15,320
Hold it. Deeper, yeah.
697
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,559
Can you go deeper? There we are.
698
00:49:17,639 --> 00:49:19,880
- Yeah.
- A bit further. Yes! There we are.
699
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,840
- Hold it.
- That's really...
700
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:35,480
Oh, God.
701
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,280
- Hello.
- Evening.
702
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,480
- What can I get you?
- Oh, God. Alcohol.
703
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,800
Let me make you a Northern
Comfort. It's a hotel special.
704
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,960
Oh, yeah. I don't
drink cocktails.
705
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,639
- Sorry?
- Yeah. Yeah.
706
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,400
- Okay.
- Great.
707
00:50:02,679 --> 00:50:04,320
Oh, shit.
708
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800
Oh, hey. How you doing?
709
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,519
Oh, hi. Yeah, fine, thanks.
710
00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,480
- Thank you.
- There you go.
711
00:50:16,559 --> 00:50:18,440
Can I get you anything?
712
00:50:18,519 --> 00:50:20,360
Well, that looks tasty.
713
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,199
- I'll have what the lady's having.
- That's a good choice.
714
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,239
- There you go.
- Thanks.
715
00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:45,599
That hits the spot. Am I right?
716
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,239
Yeah.
717
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,559
Do you mind?
718
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,320
No, no. Yeah, go for it.
719
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,599
Are you on vacation?
720
00:51:03,559 --> 00:51:04,920
Stopover.
721
00:51:06,639 --> 00:51:08,320
So you're just killing time?
722
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:11,159
Oh, yeah. Well...
723
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,920
Feels like time's killing me.
724
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,599
Sounds like you could
use some cheering up.
725
00:51:18,199 --> 00:51:19,800
Yeah, God. I wish.
726
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,880
I could give you another hug.
727
00:51:25,679 --> 00:51:27,280
I'm sorry.
728
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,280
- Sorry about that.
- It was funny.
729
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,239
Oh, my God!
730
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,800
You...
731
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,840
Are you serious?
That is. Oh, my...
732
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,719
Do you know what, actually? I'm
going to do you a favour. All right.
733
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,920
That is. There, done. God.
734
00:51:56,599 --> 00:51:58,840
You really like doing this.
735
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,199
God!
736
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:03,519
- Okay.
- Who's that?
737
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,960
Lovely!
738
00:52:08,679 --> 00:52:12,119
I mean, you just... You looked
like you wanted to party.
739
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,239
Party?
740
00:52:16,679 --> 00:52:18,599
- What? Oh, God.
- Yeah.
741
00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:20,960
Okay.
742
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,840
- Hello?
- Right, you need to listen to me.
743
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,280
- Who is this?
- Don't be coy.
744
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,800
- You know exactly who this is.
- Edward! Hi.
745
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,239
We're not flying back
tonight. Simple as that.
746
00:52:57,679 --> 00:52:59,800
With ferocious turbulence
and a shoddy airline.
747
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,079
We'll be taking a flight back tomorrow
morning on a different airline.
748
00:53:03,159 --> 00:53:05,199
You know...
749
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,679
Edward, as course leader,
750
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,679
I think it's best that
we follow company policy
751
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,000
and take the return
flight tonight.
752
00:53:13,079 --> 00:53:17,280
You don't want to know what it's like
to have people die under your command.
753
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,400
No. No that's.
That's quite true.
754
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,679
I don't know if you're aware,
755
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,800
but you're beginning to sound a
teensy bit aggressive right now.
756
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,920
Edward?
757
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,400
Hi, Sarah.
758
00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:15,599
I really should apologize.
759
00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:19,159
Yes, you really fucking should apologize!
You are clearly out of your depth.
760
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:23,159
And you've completely betrayed the trust
of three severely aerophobic individuals.
761
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,519
I know, it was
really irresponsible,
762
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:28,920
but I must admit that I
have no idea what I'm doing.
763
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,119
Shut the fuck up, Charles! For
God's sake! Pull yourself together.
764
00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:34,480
I need you to help me
get out of here tonight.
765
00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:37,039
Yes, absolutely. That
is what I'm here for.
766
00:54:37,679 --> 00:54:41,559
- So meet me in the lobby, eight sharp.
- Eight o'clock, sharp.
767
00:54:41,639 --> 00:54:44,920
No matter what the others decide,
we're taking that flight tonight.
768
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,519
- Understood?
- Understood!
769
00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:48,440
Lobby, eight o'clock sharp.
770
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,320
Charles!
771
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,719
Do be a good man and give
me a hand, would you?
772
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,400
Please.
773
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,320
- All right.
- Edward?
774
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,760
Edward?
775
00:55:23,079 --> 00:55:24,079
Edward?
776
00:55:31,639 --> 00:55:32,639
Edward?
777
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,760
What the... Oh, God!
778
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:42,960
What's happened?
779
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,280
Oh, my God!
780
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,519
- Oh, Jesus!
- It's all right.
781
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:51,800
Hi. No, it's all right. I'm just
going to immobilize you, not hurt you.
782
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,320
- All right?
- Immob... Edward, please!
783
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,280
- You don't need to do this.
- You're all right.
784
00:55:56,639 --> 00:55:59,079
Edward, please. Some
mistakes were made.
785
00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:00,840
But I'm trying.
786
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,480
One second. That's it. Okay.
787
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,280
Charles... There we are.
788
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,719
You all right? Comfy?
789
00:56:15,159 --> 00:56:16,840
- Lovely.
- No!
790
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,519
Edward.
791
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,800
Edward!
792
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,280
Please!
793
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,159
Oh, God.
794
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,880
Okay, do you prefer a window
seat or an aisle seat?
795
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,000
I always say the world
is like a virgin canvas,
796
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,400
and it's up to you to
fill it with colours.
797
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:05,119
I guess I'm still looking
for the right brush.
798
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,639
It is a process.
799
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,159
You're here!
800
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,920
Is he a friend of yours?
801
00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:16,239
- Hey, man!
- Hey.
802
00:57:17,159 --> 00:57:18,400
- Dries.
- I'm Alfons.
803
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,159
- Hi, join us.
- Thank you.
804
00:57:20,239 --> 00:57:23,760
Dries was just telling me he sold
his start-up company to Google.
805
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,239
Now he's not allowed to
work for three years.
806
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,320
Yeah, I know.
807
00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:31,719
- I'm a big fan.
- That's amazing. Thank you.
808
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,800
- Are you in tech?
- He has got an app.
809
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,000
- An app?
- Yeah.
810
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,719
Great! That's exciting
stuff. You want a drink?
811
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,000
He can't. He's got
a flight to catch.
812
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:46,159
- Oh, actually, I'd love a drink.
- Yeah?
813
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:47,880
- No.
- Yeah.
814
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:52,039
Excuse me. Can we have a... one
more drink over here, please.
815
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,559
Thank you, brother.
816
00:57:54,519 --> 00:57:56,119
So, where you flying to?
817
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,280
- I'm not flying.
- Yeah, really?
818
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,239
No. I'm taking the boat.
819
00:58:01,639 --> 00:58:02,760
No, you're not.
820
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,199
Yeah.
821
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,079
- Poor Alfons. He is terrified of flying.
- Coco.
822
00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:13,440
I feel for you, my brother.
823
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,400
I've been there.
824
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,440
I couldn't even look at an aeroplane
without getting a panic attack.
825
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,480
But look at me now.
826
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:24,639
I am heli-skiing. I'm flying
all over the world every week.
827
00:58:24,719 --> 00:58:26,760
I fly like an eagle, my brother.
828
00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:28,480
Yeah, free as a bird.
829
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:33,639
- How did you do it?
- I'll let you in on a little secret.
830
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:36,079
Yeah!
831
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,239
Thank you.
832
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,960
Sarah! I found tickets with a
respectable airline for tomorrow.
833
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,679
I just need your
passport number, please.
834
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,760
Right.
835
00:59:06,119 --> 00:59:08,760
- Where's Charles?
- He's been taken care of.
836
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,159
- Come on.
- What do you mean, "taken care of"?
837
00:59:11,239 --> 00:59:14,159
He's come to understand that
he's surplus to requirements.
838
00:59:14,239 --> 00:59:16,239
Sarah, it's nothing
sinister here.
839
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,599
Just give me your passport, please,
so I can book the tickets. Can I...
840
00:59:20,679 --> 00:59:23,239
- Edward, please.
- Sarah! Don't be a bloody fool.
841
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,480
- Edward, leave me alone.
- Give me your passport. Sarah!
842
00:59:32,519 --> 00:59:34,199
- Airport, please.
- You have a bag?
843
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,280
No.
844
00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:38,639
- Sarah!
- Just go! Just go!
845
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,920
- Just drive! Drive!
- I'm trying to protect you.
846
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,559
- You're a driver! Drive!
- I'm trying to protect you!
847
00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:48,280
Sarah!
848
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,920
- It's suicide!
- You know this guy?
849
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,440
Please, just help me. Just get
me to the airport, okay? Please.
850
01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:22,559
- What are you doing?
- It's been a really long shift.
851
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,920
Can you just keep
your eyes on the road
852
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,159
because these are really dangerous
driving conditions, aren't they?
853
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,639
You think this is bad?
854
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,400
When I was a kid, like, the
winters here were so much harder.
855
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,320
So much harder. Like,
this road, for example...
856
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,559
They wouldn't let us
drive it half the time.
857
01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:42,960
So, this is nothing, really.
858
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:55,039
Can you pass me the
859
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:57,599
the Monster in the
glove compartment.
860
01:00:57,679 --> 01:00:59,719
There's, like, a can, yeah?
861
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,400
- This? Do you want me to...
- No, it's okay.
862
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,320
Thank you.
863
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,079
Shall I.
864
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,639
There's... there's. Go...
865
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:24,280
What are you doing?
866
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,119
Are you crazy? You
almost killed us!
867
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,079
Are you out of your fucking
mind? I just saved our lives!
868
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:47,079
I'm the driver! Fucking hell!
869
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,400
Get off!
870
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,480
- I'll call the emergency services.
- No! Don't do that.
871
01:01:54,239 --> 01:01:55,840
Why not?
872
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,280
Oh, shit!
873
01:01:58,159 --> 01:02:00,880
Because I'm over the limit.
Can you please get off!
874
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,239
You're drunk!
875
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,280
Oh, fuck me!
876
01:02:04,719 --> 01:02:07,679
I'm not drunk. Like, I
had a couple of beers.
877
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,679
They're super strict about it.
878
01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:17,760
I should report
you to the police!
879
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,480
No, I will call the
police and report you!
880
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,559
Mind if I dance?
881
01:03:12,239 --> 01:03:13,559
Thank you.
882
01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:16,000
Cheers, my brother.
883
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,119
One of those nights.
884
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Are you okay?
885
01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:46,639
Yeah.
886
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:02,639
I have a very important piece
of advice for you, my brother.
887
01:04:06,679 --> 01:04:08,559
- Okay.
- Let go.
888
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,719
You were never in
control anyway.
889
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,840
And let me tell
you one more thing.
890
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,519
Incredible change will
happen in your life
891
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:29,280
when you decide to let go
of what you can't control
892
01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:31,480
and take ownership of
what you can control.
893
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,199
Accept yourself.
894
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,199
Love yourself.
895
01:04:41,119 --> 01:04:42,480
If you want to fly,
896
01:04:43,719 --> 01:04:46,880
you have to let go of everything
that weighs you down, my brother.
897
01:04:49,199 --> 01:04:50,679
Spread those wings.
898
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,119
Spread your wings.
899
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,000
Spread your wings!
900
01:04:58,559 --> 01:04:59,559
Yes!
901
01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:07,679
You're beautiful, man.
902
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,840
You're beautiful.
903
01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:17,079
Fuck.
904
01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:45,159
- Olivia!
- Sarah.
905
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:47,079
- Yay!
- Where are you?
906
01:06:47,679 --> 01:06:50,360
I don't actually know.
907
01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:53,880
- What happened to your face?
- I...
908
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,159
Oh, yeah. I had an accident,
but I'm completely fine.
909
01:06:57,239 --> 01:07:00,400
- How are you?
- Why didn't you come with us?
910
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,239
Well, Olivia, do you remember...
911
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,960
I was telling you how
I didn't like flying?
912
01:07:07,039 --> 01:07:08,199
That your mum?
913
01:07:09,599 --> 01:07:10,719
Hi.
914
01:07:12,199 --> 01:07:13,199
Hey!
915
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:17,760
- What happened to your face?
- She had an accident.
916
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,159
I was explaining to Olivia how
I didn't like flying, and how,
917
01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:23,000
you know, I had to ask for help.
918
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,960
Well, I didn't.
919
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,239
What do you mean? I literally
just saw you boarding a plane.
920
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,880
You flew to Los
Angeles last week!
921
01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,039
I didn't go to Los Angeles.
922
01:07:34,119 --> 01:07:36,119
- What?
- I stayed at home.
923
01:07:38,199 --> 01:07:39,760
Where did you buy
the boots from then?
924
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,119
Online. I'm really sorry.
925
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,960
Okay, sweetheart...
926
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:49,159
It's time for the
adults to have a talk.
927
01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:50,736
Can you go inside and
draw me a picture?
928
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,920
Of what?
929
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,239
Draw us an aeroplane.
That would be lovely!
930
01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:57,079
- Go on.
- Okay.
931
01:08:01,679 --> 01:08:03,400
Jesus Christ, Sarah!
932
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:06,519
First you can't fly with
us because of a "meeting",
933
01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:08,840
then I see you in the
arms of another man!
934
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,920
Now you tell me you
didn't fly to LA
935
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,760
but holed yourself up in
your flat and lied to me.
936
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,600
I'm a complete idiot, but I am
doing everything I can to fix it.
937
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:22,359
All right? I was at the airport
taking the fear-of-flying course.
938
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,039
I really want to get
this right, Tom, I do.
939
01:08:26,199 --> 01:08:29,399
- Who was that man then?
- Oh, God! He's the instructor.
940
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:31,800
Where are you?
941
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,039
I'm in Iceland! I'm in the
middle of fucking nowhere!
942
01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:36,760
I don't know, I...
943
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,119
I'm so sorry.
944
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,079
Honestly, who does
something like this?
945
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,159
I don't recognize you, and
frankly, Sarah, I don't trust you.
946
01:08:45,239 --> 01:08:46,640
Tom, please.
947
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,159
No, no, not now. We can talk
about this when I get home.
948
01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:54,319
Please, just listen to me for a minute.
I fucked up. I know that. I'm so sorry.
949
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:58,319
But I am going to get there tomorrow
no matter how many flights it takes.
950
01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:00,319
No more empty promises, Sarah.
951
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:41,880
Shit.
952
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:19,319
Älskling.
953
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,840
Oh, my beautiful brother!
954
01:11:40,359 --> 01:11:42,319
Where are you hiding him?
955
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,920
Where is he? Where
are you hiding him?
956
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,840
Get out! Or I'll knock you out.
957
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,319
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
958
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,560
- You!
- What have you done, you psycho?
959
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,680
Fucking psycho!
960
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:02,920
- He can't breathe.
- You need help.
961
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,880
You need serious help.
962
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,640
- He can't breathe!
- I can't breathe.
963
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,000
Oh, my God! Help him!
Help him right now.
964
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:14,880
Älskling!
965
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,319
Alfons!
966
01:12:17,119 --> 01:12:18,560
Alfons!
967
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,359
Älskling!
968
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,640
Talk to me! Talk to me!
Talk to me! Come on!
969
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,920
Talk to me!
970
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,159
Fuck.
971
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,319
- Yes?
- It's Sarah.
972
01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:04,039
- Hello, Sarah.
- You booked a flight this morning?
973
01:13:04,119 --> 01:13:06,600
- Correct.
- And you've still got the tickets?
974
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,920
- I certainly do.
- Great.
975
01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:15,319
- I'm not sure about this, Sarah.
- Trust me. I've done the research.
976
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:16,920
It's a very respectable airline.
977
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,840
It's not the airline I
don't trust. It's Edward.
978
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,439
- Oh, for...
- No. No!
979
01:13:22,039 --> 01:13:25,119
Will you please get rid of that?
No drinking on this flight.
980
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:27,680
No. Don't worry about
me. I'm not coming.
981
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,039
- Pardon?
- I'm not coming.
982
01:13:29,119 --> 01:13:31,439
We're going
heli-skiing with Dries.
983
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,039
Is that a good idea?
984
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,640
If you want to fly,
985
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,119
you must get rid of all the
things that weigh you down.
986
01:13:47,119 --> 01:13:48,119
Come on.
987
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,680
- Oh, God!
- What's wrong?
988
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:01,880
I...
989
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,319
I don't understand.
What's going on?
990
01:14:06,079 --> 01:14:10,119
I... might have been
responsible for an accident.
991
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:12,760
What?
992
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:15,000
Good morning, troopers!
993
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,359
What's the matter?
994
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:22,760
I'm in trouble.
995
01:14:28,039 --> 01:14:30,920
All right, you, go and get the
car running. You, follow me.
996
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,319
No, no. Sarah, I...
997
01:14:41,199 --> 01:14:42,520
Oh, God.
998
01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:45,760
- I can't do this.
- Yes, you bloody well can.
999
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,199
Now, trust me and do
what I say. All right?
1000
01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:49,600
Okay.
1001
01:14:50,279 --> 01:14:51,720
Firstly
1002
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,199
you wind your legs around
the rope, like that.
1003
01:14:55,279 --> 01:14:57,199
And let yourself down slowly.
1004
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:59,159
- There's nothing to fear.
- Okay.
1005
01:15:00,279 --> 01:15:01,960
Oh, God! Oh, God.
1006
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,840
Oh, God!
1007
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:06,359
- Okay.
- All right.
1008
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:09,239
- Oh, God, I'm scared.
- Now listen, listen. Listen, Sarah.
1009
01:15:10,079 --> 01:15:12,600
I swung on a rope
like this once.
1010
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,560
Through the Iranian embassy window
when it was engulfed in flames.
1011
01:15:17,119 --> 01:15:19,800
And then I shot a
terrorist. In the face.
1012
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,199
- Right.
- So what I'm saying is...
1013
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,399
It's fight,
1014
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:26,840
or flight.
1015
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,479
So let's fight.
1016
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,000
Okay. Okay.
1017
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,600
- Right.
- Obviously, there's the flight bit after.
1018
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,079
But we'll deal with that
later, all right? Go!
1019
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,960
Get in!
1020
01:15:54,399 --> 01:15:56,520
You'll ruin the
whole thing. Get in!
1021
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,175
I've already said I'm sorry, haven't
I? You'll thank me in the end.
1022
01:16:00,199 --> 01:16:01,279
It was for your own safety.
1023
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,840
What the hell are you doing?
1024
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:08,680
Get in!
1025
01:16:12,399 --> 01:16:15,079
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay! Okay.
1026
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,600
Right. We won't be having
any more of that, Charles.
1027
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,159
We're a unit.
1028
01:16:59,359 --> 01:17:00,840
That was good work, soldier.
1029
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:11,479
I don't like the look
of these clouds at all.
1030
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,640
Don't you start playing
mind games with me, Charles.
1031
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,800
I'm not playing mind games,
Edward. Those clouds are hostile.
1032
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:22,159
Clouds "hostile"? Come on,
Charles! You know better than that.
1033
01:17:23,319 --> 01:17:26,880
It's little droplets of water.
That's nothing to be frightened of.
1034
01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:31,439
They're just bad thoughts.
Let them go, Charles.
1035
01:17:56,359 --> 01:17:59,159
- May I have your attention, please.
- Shit!
1036
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:01,800
We're all right. Just calm down.
1037
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,600
Come on. They're going
to close check-in.
1038
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,680
What?
1039
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:09,399
Hang on, hang on! We're
booked on the 11:30. Right?
1040
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:12,079
- That gives us another two hours.
- But, Edward...
1041
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,760
The 11:30's cancelled.
They're all cancelled.
1042
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,640
It's the 9:30 or nothing.
1043
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:21,039
But, Sarah, those are the bastards
that nearly cost us our lives!
1044
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,560
We've been stranded here
since yesterday morning
1045
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:27,079
and you have done nothing
to help us, nothing!
1046
01:18:27,159 --> 01:18:31,359
Sir, I am sorry. I offer my sincerest
apologies for the inconvenience.
1047
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,479
Come on, darling.
1048
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,720
We're in Business.
1049
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,479
Actually, I am very sorry, but
we are completely overbooked.
1050
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,600
- What?
- Yeah. I'm so sorry.
1051
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,439
- It's all been a bit of a mess, sorry.
- No, no. Okay.
1052
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,880
No, check again. There's
got to be a mistake.
1053
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,239
We're a Fearless Flyers course. That
must give us some sort of priority.
1054
01:18:51,319 --> 01:18:53,399
Charles, can you do
something, please.
1055
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:55,800
You have to help us.
1056
01:18:57,119 --> 01:18:58,720
These people are not well.
1057
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:08,479
No, I'm sorry. You just
really got here too late.
1058
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,920
- I'm sorry.
- What about another flight?
1059
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,760
There's a storm coming and all flights
after ten o'clock are being cancelled.
1060
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,960
There's really nothing I can do.
1061
01:19:17,039 --> 01:19:19,439
What do you mean, there's
nothing you can do?
1062
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,600
Hey, you were booked
in Business class.
1063
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:26,159
Right? I can arrange for you to
stay at a luxury wellness hotel.
1064
01:19:26,239 --> 01:19:27,600
- No!
- Sir.
1065
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:28,760
- No.
- Please.
1066
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,319
No, no, no.
1067
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,600
I will not be staying
here a minute longer.
1068
01:19:33,319 --> 01:19:35,119
You have to put
us on that flight.
1069
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:37,479
- Now! Get me your manager!
- Sir!
1070
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:42,239
I am sorry. I just told you I am sorry.
I offered a free stay at a luxury hotel.
1071
01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:43,399
That's the best we can do.
1072
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:46,760
- I want to go home! I want to go home!
- Sir!
1073
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,159
Sir! Please!
1074
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,159
- I want to go home!
- You stop this.
1075
01:19:51,239 --> 01:19:53,560
- Will you please stop.
- I want to go home now.
1076
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:56,359
- You need to calm down.
- I want to go home!
1077
01:19:56,439 --> 01:20:00,760
No! No, listen! I want to go home,
and I want to go home right now!
1078
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:02,399
- Do you understand?
- Sir!
1079
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:04,560
- Calm down. Sir!
- No!
1080
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,720
I want to go home!
I want to go home!
1081
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,800
- Calm down.
- Your life's in my hands right now!
1082
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:12,079
Let me go. No!
1083
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:14,720
It's okay. I have
him. No, really.
1084
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,000
Look, he's been under
a lot of pressure.
1085
01:20:17,079 --> 01:20:20,239
I'm with him. I take care of him. He
doesn't like me to go away, you see?
1086
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:32,800
Look, I think it's quite clear that we're
just not meant to be on that flight.
1087
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,279
Oh, stop.
1088
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:48,039
- Hello?
- Oh, hi! It's Liz.
1089
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,880
Oh, hi! Liz, how are.
1090
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,720
Look, I'm so sorry
to hear the news.
1091
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,239
That you won't be joining them after
all. Olivia's told me everything.
1092
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:02,079
- Well, actually, I'm still.
- It's nothing to be ashamed of.
1093
01:21:02,159 --> 01:21:05,159
- What do you mean?
- Well, we're all afraid of something.
1094
01:21:05,239 --> 01:21:08,800
- But they have these courses.
- Right, yes.
1095
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,560
Don't worry, I'll be
flying down there tomorrow.
1096
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,520
- To help out with Olivia.
- Okay.
1097
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:17,600
Well that's great.
I'll see you there.
1098
01:21:19,399 --> 01:21:20,640
Hi!
1099
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,199
Oh, hey. Hi!
1100
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,680
- Where are you going?
- Right now? Frankfurt.
1101
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,239
- Your flight hasn't been cancelled?
- No, we fly cargo.
1102
01:21:28,319 --> 01:21:31,000
- It's different for us.
- So you can give us a lift?
1103
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,560
No, no. I mean
that's not really.
1104
01:21:37,079 --> 01:21:38,079
Is that for your wife?
1105
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:43,119
Look, I totally misread
the situation, and...
1106
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:45,560
I'm really sorry,
1107
01:21:46,239 --> 01:21:49,159
but what you're asking
for is impossible.
1108
01:21:49,239 --> 01:21:52,640
I wonder what your company's
policy is on sexual harassment.
1109
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,520
Look, I...
1110
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,279
I mean, with weather like
this it could get very rough.
1111
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,199
No, Sarah, sorry.
1112
01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:08,119
This is in complete contravention
of course regulations.
1113
01:22:08,199 --> 01:22:11,359
I couldn't care less, Charles, all
right? Do what you want. I'm going.
1114
01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:13,119
Look, I have to warn you.
1115
01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:15,319
Okay? This is not ideal
weather for flying.
1116
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:20,279
It's cargo, there won't be face towels
or complimentary drinks, or any of that.
1117
01:22:24,159 --> 01:22:25,359
I'm going.
1118
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,800
I'm on board.
1119
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,880
Look, guys, I really...
This is not safe, at all.
1120
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:36,319
Listen, I'm going to just
call the office because...
1121
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,800
All right. Fuck it. Okay. Okay.
1122
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,279
What are you waiting for?
1123
01:23:03,159 --> 01:23:04,760
Come on, Charles.
1124
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:07,199
Heart of a lion.
1125
01:23:08,279 --> 01:23:09,640
Come on, then.
1126
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:14,920
Just make sure you're
buckled up for take-off.
1127
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,720
After that, do what you like. Lie
down and take a nap, if you want.
1128
01:24:07,239 --> 01:24:09,119
Have no worries, Charles.
1129
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,840
I've parachuted out of these
things a thousand times.
1130
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:17,319
Here.
1131
01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:19,279
All right.
1132
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,600
We'll be eatingCurrywurst in
Römerberg before you know it.
1133
01:24:24,399 --> 01:24:27,359
All right! Hold tight, everybody.
It's going to get pretty bumpy.
1134
01:24:27,439 --> 01:24:29,199
All right, jockey.
1135
01:24:29,279 --> 01:24:30,880
Ready to evacuate.
1136
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,520
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1137
01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:01,920
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