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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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It's
a breakthrough product, sir,
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scientifically formulated
to rinse clean with
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no oily deposits.
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Hot dog.
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And it's mild enough
to use every day.
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Isn't life grand?
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What's wrong, sir?
Did I get some in your eyes?
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The shampoo specifically said,
"no more tears."
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A lovely promise
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but one beyond the powers
of a mere shampoo.
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Sir, I feel there's something
you're not telling me.
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Perhaps you'd feel
more comfortable
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talking to Snappy the Alligator.
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Maybe.
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Hello, Mr. Burns.
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Snappy, you know it's hard
to imagine
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but I was once a barefoot boy
with cheek of tan.
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I dreamed
of grand slam home runs
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and wiping out nations
with the stroke of a pen.
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There's still time for
all those things, sir.
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Is there?
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Controlled nuclear fission is
a demanding mistress, Snappy.
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So you feel resentful
towards the plant?
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Yes! Yes, exactly!
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You know, maybe it's time
I sold the old girl.
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D'
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What do they want?
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Maybe a nap
will boost my spirits.
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I'll get that whale song
cassette you like, sir.
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It's not fair!
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I know how you feel, Simpson.
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I've never seen Mr. Burns
so depressed.
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I know people think because
he's rich and powerful and cruel
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he doesn't have feelings
like other men, but he does.
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And you know what?
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I bet he wouldn't sell
the plant for $100 million.
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Ooh, that's a lot of money.
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D'
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Mr. Smithers,
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do you have change for a dollar?
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Good, good...
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Try to eat something.
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Homer Simpson here.
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Homer, it's your stockbroker.
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Your stock in the power plant
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just went up for
the first time in ten years.
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I own stock?
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Yes, all the employees got some
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in exchange for waiving
certain constitutional rights.
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So, how much did it go up?
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Wait a minute,
let's not do that yet.
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The book says we have
to make a little small talk
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before you get down to business.
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- Everybody alive?
- Yeah.
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- Like any sports?
- Sure.
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- Ever go dancing?
- Not anymore.
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- We should get together sometime.
- That'd be great.
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There, now we trust each other.
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Well... how are you?
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Near death.
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I'm renewing my notary license
on a weekly basis.
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So what's my stock up to?
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Let me punch that up
on the computer.
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25¢ a share.
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What should I do?
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Let me put it this way...
You'll get $25 if you sell now.
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Sell! Sell! Sell!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Twenty-five dollars!
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Ooh!
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Hot wax.
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Ooh.. hammer.
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♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
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♪ The Itchy & Scratchy Show! ♪
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Bart, Bart, turn to
the financial channel.
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Aunt Patty says our stock
is skyrocketing.
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Unconfirmed takeover rumors
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have pushed Burns Worldwide
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from 1/8 to 52 and a quarter.
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Your father's stock
is worth $5,200!
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Wow! 5,200 smackers!
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Oooh!
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Hey, Homer.
Want a Duff?
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No, I'd like a bottle
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of Henry K. Duff's
Private Reserve.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause once I open the bottle,
there's no refund.
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For your information
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I just made a cool $25
playing the market.
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Buy low, sell high...
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That's my motto.
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I may just quit my job
at the power plant
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and become a full-time
stock market guy.
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Have a Duff, boys!
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Thank you.
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My English is not perfect,
but I have to tell you
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your beer is like swill to us.
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Do I have that right?
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I'm saying that only a swine
would drink this beer.
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Ja, but thank you, anyway.
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Hey, you guys aren't
from around here, are you?
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Nein.
We are from Germany.
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He is from the east;
I am from the west.
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I had a big company,
and he had a big company.
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Now we have a very big company.
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We are interested in
buying the power plant.
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Do you think your owner
would ever sell it?
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Well, I happen to know
that he won't sell it
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for less than $100,000,000.
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A hundred million?
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Ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf...
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Don't worry.
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We'll still have enough left
to buy the Cleveland Browns.
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It's the miracle
we've been waiting for.
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What are we gonna spend it on?
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Homer's probably buying some
magic beans with it right now.
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We'll have a savings account.
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We've never had one.
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Kids, I think everything is
going to be okay from now on.
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Hey, hey!
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Homer!
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You heard?
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We heard.
Isn't it wonderful?
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We have some great plans
for that money.
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Well, I'm afraid I had
some great plans too.
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What do you mean?
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I spent it on beer.
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Surprise, surprise.
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You spent $5,200 on beer?!
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$5,200?
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What are you talking about?
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What?
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I sold it all for 25 bucks!
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Come on, everybody.
It makes you feel better.
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Hey, Homer.
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Did you buy this car
with your stock money?
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Sure did, and
the great thing about it
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is everybody got rich.
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For once, all us working
stiffs got a break.
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Wait till you see Lenny.
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He just got back from
the plastic surgeon.
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Sheesh, Lenny, looks like you
got the works.
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It started out as an eye tuck,
but the stock kept goin' up.
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Hey, come here.
Mr. Burns is on TV.
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- Mr. Burns?
- Here, Mr. Burns.
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Over here. Mr. Burns?
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Mr. Burns, we've heard that
a German consortium
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has offered to
purchase the plant.
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Any comments?
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You'll see the Statue of Liberty
wearing lederhosen
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before you see Germans
running my plant!
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Well then, sir,
why are you meeting with them?
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So I can look Uncle Fritz
square in the monocle
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and say, "nein!"
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You never cease
to amaze me, sir.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I grudgingly accept.
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♪♪
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Now, don't worry.
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I think that you'll find
these two gentlemen
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are as American as apple pie.
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Hans and Fritz...
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Why, that's just John and Frank.
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Ich bin ein Springfielder.
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They'll bring
their own people in.
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This ain't good.
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We could all lose our jobs.
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Look at all those
worried faces...
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except for Lenny.
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He looks great.
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This is the worst day
of my life.
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Those lousy Germans
can't fire me.
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I'm the only one who knows
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how to unjam the rod
bottom dissociator.
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Well, they can't fire me.
I'm the only one certified
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to run the gaseous contaminant
particulate fire.
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They can't fire me.
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Why?
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'Cause...
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Guten morgen.
I am Horst.
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The new owners have elected
me to speak with you
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because I am
the most nonthreatening.
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Perhaps I remind you of
the lovable Sergeant Schultz
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on "Hogan's Heroes."
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, he does.
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What is the best way
to an efficient plant?
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- I don't know.
- Well...
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Search me.
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Happy workers who feel secure
at their jobs...
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So let's get to know
each other better.
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Do we have any
alcoholics among us?
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- Me.
- Right here.
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I'm drunk right now.
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You'll be given
a six-week treatment
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at our drying-out facility
in Hawaii,
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after which
you'll return at full pay.
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- Great!
- Great.
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Hey, maybe I'll marry
Elizabeth Taylor.
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Lucky drunks.
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Also, we cannot uber-emphasize
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the importance
of employee safety.
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We plan to have
some frank discussions
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with your safety inspector.
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Yeah, sock it to 'em, Horst!
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Psst. Hey, Homer.
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Aren't you the safety inspector?
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D'
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That's one big check.
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You look sharp today, sir.
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You looken sharpen todayen,
mein herr.
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You looken sharpen
todayen, mein herr.
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That was a gutsy decision, sir.
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Smithers,
come here. I want you.
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I wanted to give you something
to remember me by,
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and I know you've always had
your eye on this photo
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of Elvis and me.
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He was so good
to his mother, sir.
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Yes, but I couldn't understand
a word that man said.
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"Mr. Burns...
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hound dog."
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Stop it.
You're killing me, sir.
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Sir, what will you do next?
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First, I'll get that new hip
I've been hankering for.
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Then, who knows?
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Beekeeping, boxing,
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bocce ball...
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The world is my oyster,
Smithers.
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Farewell.
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Lisa, your father
needs your help.
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Do you know anything
about Germany?
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Well, it's a country in Europe.
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Good, good. I'm learning.
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One of the economic powers
of the world.
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Because we send them money?
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No.
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Because they're efficient
and punctual,
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with a strong work ethic.
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D'
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Woe is me.
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Homie, come to bed.
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Marge, I'm gonna be
fired, I know it.
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Don't worry.
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Whatever happens,
we'll pay the bills somehow.
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Marge, it's not the money.
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My job is my identity.
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If I'm not
a safety whatchama-jigger,
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I'm nothing.
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Well, if you can't sleep,
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why don't you do
something constructive?
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Ooh... Battlestar Galactica!
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Fit, damn you! Fit!
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There.
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Yo, Homer, you got
to get ready for work.
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What?
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What am I gonna...
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Hey, you!
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Stop being... so unsafe!
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00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,954
Smitty... safen up.
264
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,056
Homer, could we have
a word with you?
265
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,248
No.
266
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,750
I must have phrased that badly.
267
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,085
My English is...
How you say? Inelegant.
268
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,255
I meant to say may we have
a brief, friendly chat?
269
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,090
- No.
- Once again, I have failed.
270
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,801
"We request
the pleasure of your company
271
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,386
for a free exchange of ideas."
272
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,846
No!
273
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,223
You've been safety inspector
for two years.
274
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,726
What initiatives have you
spearheaded in that time?
275
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,519
All of them?
276
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,897
I see.
277
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,899
Then you must have
some good ideas
278
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,442
for the future as well.
279
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,985
I sure do!
280
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,450
Such as?
281
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,703
Well...
I wish the candy machine
282
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,081
wasn't so picky about taking
beat-up dollar bills...
283
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,875
because...
284
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,628
a lot of workers
really like candy.
285
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,671
We understand, Homer.
286
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,257
After all, we are from
the land of chocolate.
287
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:25,054
The land of chocolate!
288
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,015
♪♪
289
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,424
Wow... chocolate, half-price!
290
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,554
♪ La la la-la-la-la-la ♪
291
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,555
Mr. Simpson?
292
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,181
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
293
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,308
Mr. Simpson?
294
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,434
I'm sorry.
295
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,061
We were talking about chocolate?
296
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,396
That was ten minutes ago.
297
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,773
I think I did
pretty good in there.
298
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,775
Yeah, you know
those Germans aren't so bad.
299
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,694
Sure, they've made mistakes
in the past,
300
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,177
but that's why pencils
have erasers.
301
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,864
Attention, workers.
302
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,783
We have completed
our evaluation of the plant.
303
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,160
We regret to announce
the following layoffs
304
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,038
which I will read
in alphabetical order.
305
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,207
Simpson, Homer.
306
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,167
That is all.
307
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,019
Ay, caramba!
308
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,646
Now Bart, Lisa did
a wonderful job
309
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,106
on my hair,
310
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,275
and we saved $40 for the family.
311
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,027
We all have to pull together
312
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,486
till your father gets a new job.
313
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,113
I made a new bar of soap
314
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,157
by squeezing all our
little soap slivers together.
315
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,867
That's very clever.
316
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,660
And today, instead of
buying comic books,
317
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,430
I just read them
and left them in the store.
318
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,039
You shouldn't do that.
319
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,100
My jump rope broke but
I just tied it back together.
320
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,375
That's good, Lisa.
321
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,627
I didn't take a bath today
322
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,086
and I may not take one tomorrow.
323
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,589
I want you to take baths, Bart.
324
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,592
Lousy German know-it-alls.
325
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,345
Who are they
to say I'm not safe?
326
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,888
What's the matter
with this thing?
327
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,390
No problems here.
328
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,894
That's right, Burnsie.
329
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,062
Keep your wrist supple.
330
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,356
Throw it, don't aim it.
331
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,320
This is my park.
332
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,488
Get out!
333
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,699
It was worth it.
334
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,427
This place has really gone
to hell, Mr. Burns.
335
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,079
It's obscene what they did
to your office.
336
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,414
Listen Smithers,
you caught me at a bad time
337
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,042
but my folk guitar class
has been canceled for tonight.
338
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,252
Would you like to get
together for a drink?
339
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,336
Would I?!
340
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,714
I got to go.
See you at 6:00.
341
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,720
You're going down, my friend.
342
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,888
Yes, sir, Mr. Burns.
343
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,348
That shouldn't be.
344
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,186
Ach du lieber!
Raccoons!
345
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,313
That's right.
346
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,691
Gather the nectar,
my little drones
347
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,317
and make the honey...
348
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,319
Honey for your children.
349
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,487
Fools!
350
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,573
Ready for that drink, sir?
351
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,658
Just a second, Smithers.
352
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,451
Let me introduce you
to the gang.
353
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,078
That's Buzz, that's Honey,
354
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,263
and you see
that queen over there?
355
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,914
Her name is Smithers.
356
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,250
That's very flattering,
sir, but we should go.
357
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,168
Several bees are stinging me.
358
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,754
Moe's Tavern.
Moe speaking.
359
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,340
Yes, I'm looking for
a Mrs. O'Problem,
360
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,508
first name: Bea.
361
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,135
Just a minute, I'll check.
362
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,262
Bea O'Problem?
363
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,513
Bea O'Problem?
364
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,596
Come on, guys.
365
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,225
Do I have
a B.O. Problem here?
366
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,308
You sure do.
367
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,647
It's you, isn't it?
368
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,859
Listen you!
When I get a hold of you
369
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,294
I'm gonna use your head
for a bucket
370
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,195
and paint my house
with your brains.
371
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,990
Bart, I want you to go down
372
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,533
to Moe's Tavern.
373
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,994
I need you to bring
your father home.
374
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,588
Excuse me.
I'm looking for...
375
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,672
Wait a minute.
376
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,174
I know that voice.
377
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,343
If it isn't little Bart Simpson!
378
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,554
I haven't seen you in years.
379
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,637
That's right.
380
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,015
That's my pop.
381
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,349
Little Bart,
382
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,019
we hear all about
your monkeyshines.
383
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,729
Bet you get into
all kinds of trouble
384
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,022
he don't even know about.
385
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,274
Am I right?
Am I right?
386
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,027
Well, I make
some crank phone calls.
387
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,446
Aw, ha-ha, that's great!
388
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,572
Ha-ha-ha!
389
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,574
Hey, would you sing
that old song
390
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,201
you used to sing for me?
391
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,952
Moe, for you, anything.
392
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,830
Look! A blue-collar bar.
393
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,583
Smithers, let's go slumming.
394
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,126
♪ Every teddy bear
who's been good ♪
395
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,003
♪ Is sure of
a treat today ♪
396
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,647
♪ There's lots of
marvelous things to eat ♪
397
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,340
♪ And wonderful games
to play ♪
398
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,842
♪ Beneath the trees
where nobody sees ♪
399
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,028
♪ They'll hide and seek
as long as they please ♪
400
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,595
♪ Today's the day ♪
401
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,139
♪ The teddy bears
have their picnic ♪
402
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,976
Encore!
403
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,228
He's a pip, this one is.
404
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,814
The mirthless laugh
of the damned.
405
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,273
Hold your nose, Smithers.
406
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,858
We're going in.
407
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,530
Watch me blend in.
408
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,949
Barkeep,
some cheap domestic beer
409
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,659
for me and my buddy here.
410
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,912
I'm not your buddy,
you greedy, old reptile.
411
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,747
Smithers, who is
this saucy fellow?
412
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,207
Homer Simpson, sir.
413
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,417
Sector sieben gruber...
I mean, sector 7-G.
414
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,669
Recently terminated.
415
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,170
That's right.
I lost my job
416
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881
so that you could have
another $100 million!
417
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,508
Let me ask you something.
418
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,885
Does your money cheer you up
when you're feeling blue?
419
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,513
- Yes.
- Okay. Bad example.
420
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,723
So let me ask you this:
421
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,184
Does your money ever hug you
when you come home at night?
422
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,644
Why, no.
423
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,105
And does it ever say
"I love you"?
424
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,982
No, it doesn't.
425
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,692
Nobody loves you.
426
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,695
Nobody loves you.
You're old and you're ugly.
427
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,780
- Way to go, Homer!
- Nobody loves you!
428
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,073
Good heavens, Smithers.
429
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,950
They're not afraid
of me anymore.
430
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,160
Hey, Mr. Burns.
431
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,536
Did you get the letter I sent?
432
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,888
Letter? I don't recall
any letter...
433
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,789
That's because I
forgot to stamp it!
434
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,168
Ew!
435
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,628
That kid slays me.
436
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,712
That was no accident.
437
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,131
Let's get out of here.
438
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,215
♪ Na na nah nah ♪
439
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,134
♪ Na na nah nah ♪
440
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,428
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
441
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,679
♪ Good-bye ♪
442
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,347
What good is money
443
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,226
if you can't inspire terror
in your fellow man?
444
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,021
I've got to get my plant back.
445
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,488
Gott in Himmel!
446
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,199
Who'd have thought
a nuclear plant
447
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,117
could be such a death trap?
448
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,702
It will cost another 100 million
449
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,787
just to bring it up to code.
450
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,751
Please sell me my plant back.
451
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,919
I'll pay anything.
452
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,503
Isn't this a happy coincidence!
453
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,132
You are desperate to buy,
and we are desperate to sell.
454
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,926
Desperate?
455
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,221
Advantage: Burns.
456
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,764
This is my offer.
457
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,116
I think you'll find
it's most unfair,
458
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,140
but those are the breaks.
459
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:31,313
But, Mr. Burns, this is
half of what we paid you.
460
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,899
That's my final offer.
Take it or leave it.
461
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,151
All right, Mr. Burns,
you win,
462
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:41,031
but beware... we Germans
aren't all smiles und sunshine.
463
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,825
Ooh, the Germans are mad at me.
464
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,826
I'm so scared.
465
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,120
- Ooh, the Germans!
- The Ger...
466
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,705
- Stop it.
- Stop that.
467
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,666
Don't let the Germans
come after me.
468
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,001
Please stop the 'pretending
you are scared' game.
469
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,103
No, they're so big and strong...
470
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,671
Stop it, Mr. Burns.
471
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,130
Protect me from the Germans!
472
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,340
Burns! Stop it!
473
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,593
Get out!
This is my office now!
474
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,136
Get out!
475
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,304
You too!
476
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,014
This is a place of business
477
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,975
not a pee-wee flop house.
478
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,602
Your orders, sir.
479
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,813
Restore my office,
cancel all repairs,
480
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,732
and rehire that chap
who sassed me in the bar.
481
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,484
Homer Simpson? But why?
482
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,820
Smithers, I keep
my friends close
483
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,905
and my enemies even closer.
484
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,824
He'll slowly regain
his confidence
485
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,034
as the months and years
drift by,
486
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,869
blissfully unaware
487
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,373
that the sword of Damocles is
dangling just above his head.
488
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,877
And then, one day
when he least expects it...
489
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,879
Whoo-hoo!
490
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,881
I got my job back!
491
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,097
♪♪
492
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,658
Shh!
493
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,957
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