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(engine revving)
(exciting music)
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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- [RuPaul] The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
Cosmetics.
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And a grand prize of $100.000.
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Powered by Cash App.
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With extra special guest judge,
Lizzo!
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best Drag Queen
win, best Drag Queen win ♪
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(suspenseful music)
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Season 14, let's go.
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- Hola.
(exciting music)
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I hope you guys are ready to be
slayed,
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'cause it's hunting season,
bitches.
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Hello world, my name is Alyssa
Hunter.
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And I'm from the beautiful
island of Puerto Rico.
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Ooh, I'm the first one?
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Always number one.
(upbeat dance music)
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I have a big reputation in
Puerto Rico.
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I won the four most important
pageants in the island.
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Finally here! Yes!
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Alyssa Hunter, she's a pageant
queen,
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but also she can dance.
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She can be funny.
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She is a superstar.
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Girl, this is caliente.
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This Hunter is ready, Mira,
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to take the crown to Puerto
Rico.
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Let me see, I look good?
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Bitch, I always look good!
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(lively music)
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- All right.
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Let's get out there today
and make a difference.
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(upbeat music)
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My name is Bosco,
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and I'm here to show the world
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that I'm not just some
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skanky alternative girl from
Seattle.
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I'm the skanky alternative
girl from Seattle.
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(laughing)
(upbeat music)
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Hi beauty.
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I'm Bosco.
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- Bosco, nice to meet you.
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I'm from Puerto Rico.
- Lovely, I'm from Seattle.
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The demon queen of Seattle.
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- Bosco looks like a angry
Minnie Mouse, for me, year.
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You are the devil of the season?
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- I would say so.
- Ooh!
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- I have a big bag of tricks.
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I've done, like, Sylvia
Plath spoken word numbers.
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I've done Lady Gaga, Britney
mega-mixes.
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I've done a lot of burlesque.
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I feel like, very like,
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if the Teletubbies has as devil.
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- Ooh, yeah!
- Like I think
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that's kind of what we're going
towards.
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- Got the horns, yeah.
- I'm very competitive.
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And I'm saving room in my
carry-on
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to bring the crown back
with me to Seattle.
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(exciting music)
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- Is you hungry?
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'Cause bitch, I'm baked.
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Ow!
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America, don't adjust your TV.
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I'm this fat in person.
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Boom.
(laughing)
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My name is Kornbread "The
Snatch" Jete,
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and honey, the bakery is
officially open.
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Hi!
- Hey.
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- Oh, which...
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It is hard for me to put in
words
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how excited I am walking
into the Werk Room.
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- Where are you based,
Kornbread?
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- LA, I'm a Los Angeles Queen.
- Oh work.
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- Yay, I love that.
- Yeah, I was born in South
Carolina
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but I'm like a LA Drag Queen.
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- You are the hometown queen
right now.
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- Yeah, that way when they write
my check,
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they just can deliver it to me.
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- Oh baby, well.
(laughing)
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- So what kind of drag do you
do?
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What are you, a performer?
Dancer?
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- I do everything.
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I'm a very versatile queen.
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- Oh (beep) and everything.
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Now let me tell you,
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when people be like they
like to do everything, child
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they cut to them not doing
everything-
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- Oh sorry bitch!
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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I'm excited to make sisters.
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I'm excited to be making
friends.
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I'm excited to eat up
all y'all craft services.
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But, um, baby, I'm trying to
win. (laughing)
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- Ooh?
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- Where am I?
(laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Paris Hilton is here.
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- My name is Willow Pill,
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and I'm an adorably twisted
little doll.
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- The fucking shirt says
"Angle."
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(laughing)
(music resumes)
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- Every Willow look is a
different story,
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and this girl just
wants money and jewelry,
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and hot dogs.
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- I think she went in the wrong
show.
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Willow's look...
(shady music)
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- Girl, I think she left
her shoes at the hotel.
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- We got the pool sandal.
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- When they said California,
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and she thought they meant the
beach.
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(laughing)
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- Hi children of the lord!
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Hi girls.
- Oh my goodness.
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- Oh my god, I'm the devil to
your angle.
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Come here!
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- I'm Willow.
- Hi, Kornbre
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I like those shoes.
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Comfy couture.
(laughing)
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- Are you playing the
Snatch Game right now,
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like Paris Hilton?
- Oh, no no no.
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- Legally Blonde?
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- This is completely me.
- Oh that's completely you.
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Oh okay.
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This is your signature style.
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- Yeah, absolutely.
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- Oh okay.
- Tell us about you, Willow.
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I done talked to these hoes too
much.
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- I have not been in drag,
in like, over a year.
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- What?
- Because of COVID.
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So, this is my big dip back into
drag.
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So we'll see how it goes.
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- You should be the most
comfortable,
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when you came in here
in those fluffy shoes.
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- Yeah.
(laughing)
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- Oh shit!
- Glasses!
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- Well.
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- So what is your aesthetic?
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- I see that, the little angel,
oh, again?
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Baby, what's happening?
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- Sis, just put them in your
purse.
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You're gonna have to
just let that spirit go.
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Miss Willow baby is just
a little bit nervous.
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Shaking in her boots,
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or flip flops.
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(suspenseful music)
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- I have one thing to say.
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Baby you already know
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every kiss begins with a K.
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(upbeat dance music)
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I am Kerri Colby,
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and I'm here to be your
new viral obsession.
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My drag style and aesthetic
is very bodacious.
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(laughing)
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Big boobs, no waist, big butt.
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I am wearing the transgender
flag colors.
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I'm letting people know who I
am.
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From my hair down to my toes,
bitch.
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I am white, blue, and pink.
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- Oh my gosh.
(lively music)
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Kerri is like,
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it's like looking in the sun.
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It hurts my eyes because
she's so gorgeous.
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- Miss thing, miss thing!
- Hi!
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- Oh my god.
- Hi!
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- What's up? How are you?
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- Kornbread is my good Judy.
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I know her from LA, she's a LA
sister.
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- I am so excited to see you.
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It's about to be a full on ki,
honey.
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- Aunties Anonymous, honey.
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(all laughing)
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- Are you doing pageants before?
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- I have not done pageants,
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but my drag mother, she won
Continental.
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- Oh, where's your drag mother?
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- Sasha Colby.
- Sasha (beep).
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- My drag mother is pretty
well known to the community.
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She's an amazing performer,
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and she is a Miss Continental
winner.
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- I can't stop looking at you.
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- Oh my god, thank you!
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Look all you want, honey.
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- Take it in.
(laughing)
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- I definitely feel eyes on me.
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They seem to be eating
up that Kerri fantasy.
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I mean, stare some more if you
want.
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(laughing)
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(exciting music)
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- Grab a fork, ladies,
Jambalaya is served.
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- Bitch, that's June.
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- Hello everyone, I'm June
Jambalaya.
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Imagine if Megan Thee
Stallion and Phaedra Parks
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had a baby.
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That's June Jambalaya.
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She is southern, savage.
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She has on her Emilio Coochie
jumpsuit.
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I am ready to sprinkle seasoning
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all up and through this bitch.
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- June!
(laughing)
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They done let you in the
damn building, bitch.
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June and I definitely go back.
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That's my sister, I love her.
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Super talented, and a label
whore.
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June will spend money on some
damn stuff.
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Don't care if it fit or not,
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June gonna buy it.
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- I see ass, honey.
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- Yeah, it's, no, it's real.
(Queens wailing)
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- We got a whole country
meal in here, bitch.
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- Yeah yeah.
- June Jambalaya
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and the Kornbread.
- You eat it together.
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- Yeah, and we eat it on
the beach with her shoes.
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(all laughing)
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- I'm here, and in the
words of Effie White,
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you're gonna love me.
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Team Chunky.
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- Baby thicker than a Snicker,
honey.
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- Yes, honey, more
curves than a race track.
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(all laughing)
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(suspenseful music)
(high pitch shrieking)
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- What am I hearing?
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Was that a whistle tone?
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(beep)
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- Hello, RuPaul?
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Yes, we've been trying to reach
you
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regarding your car's extended
warranty.
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Oh perfect.
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Well then I just have one
more question for you.
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Are you ready boots?
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- Opening paragraph.
(exciting music)
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- My name is Orion Story,
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and I am West Michigan's
premiere fem bot.
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I wanted to start off with a
bang,
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starting off obnoxious and
crazy,
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and show these girls that
I did not come to play.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Don't worry, it's not a real
burger.
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In N Out.
- Ooh.
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(laughing)
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- Tell us about you.
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Who are you, where are you from,
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and all that good stuff.
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- I'm from Grand Rapids,
Michigan.
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The first girl representing
Michigan.
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- Nice.
- Ooh. (clapping)
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- So I'd say I'm pretty campy.
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I love puppets, I love bright
colors.
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- Yes.
(upbeat music)
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- The best way that I
could describe Orion Story
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is if you took Barbarella,
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put her on a runway
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in the middle of Sesame Street.
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- I'm living for this
silhouette.
256
00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,907
Body everything.
257
00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,242
- I made everything that I'm
wearing.
258
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,677
- Yes!
259
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,579
- You're giving me a little bit
of like,
260
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,679
Lana del Rey vibes.
261
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,315
- I get that a lot.
(siren wailing)
262
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,183
- [RuPaul] Ooh, girl!
263
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,719
She done already done had
herses.
264
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,654
(suspenseful music)
265
00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,257
- That alarm sounded a little
early.
266
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,358
That immediately tells me
267
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,694
it's gonna be a one-two punch.
268
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,695
- There's only seven of us,
269
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,365
so clearly, this is a split
premiere.
270
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,033
- Alright, half and half.
271
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,168
Here we go.
272
00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,537
I feel good about their
splitting us up.
273
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,339
There only being seven of us
274
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:04,109
gives me plenty of time to
like, grab the spotlight.
275
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,411
- My queens!
276
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,779
(Queens exclaiming)
277
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,380
Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
278
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,215
A magical place, no doubt,
279
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,518
where you can go tuck yourself.
280
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,720
Or let it all hang out.
281
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,657
So open your heart, and take a
deep dive.
282
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,093
'Cause Queen, you better pop
that pussy
283
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,896
if you want to survive.
284
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,232
- Yes!
- [All] Woo!
285
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,067
(suspenseful music)
286
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,537
- Hello hello hello!
(Queens cheering)
287
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,238
- Yes!
- Mother!
288
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,475
- My Queens, you made it.
289
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,544
Welcome to the season premiere
290
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,846
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
(Queens cheering)
291
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,148
Now, Drag Race is all over the
world,
292
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,083
but I gotta say,
293
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,287
I can't get enough of that
original recipe, honey.
294
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,424
American charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent?
295
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,093
Mm, mm, mm, finger-licking good.
296
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,428
(all laughing)
297
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,231
Now, to get to know each of you
better,
298
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,167
we are introducing the season 14
Queens
299
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,936
over two episodes.
300
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,338
And you are the first to arrive.
301
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,507
- Woo!
- Fresh out the oven, girl.
302
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,442
- But don't be doing no
half-steppin'.
303
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,810
(suspenseful music)
304
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,080
Because the competition starts
now.
305
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,417
And before this premiere episode
is over,
306
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,120
one of you will sashay away.
307
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,090
(suspenseful music)
308
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,526
What, does that upset you?
309
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,763
Oh don't get mad, get
everything.
310
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,098
- Cha-ching.
311
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,867
- Now, for our first big
opening,
312
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,268
I want to kick things off
313
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,737
with a freaky photo shoot.
314
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,972
(laughing)
315
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,773
Are y'all ready for your
closeup?
316
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,309
- Yes!
- Yes, Mr. DeVille.
317
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,011
- I'll be the judge of that.
318
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,246
- Oh (beep) (shady music)
319
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,147
- Let's go!
(suspenseful music)
320
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,883
- It just got real.
321
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,553
I am (beep) bricks.
322
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,822
It is nerves.
323
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,323
I am shaking like a stripper
324
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,559
on a Friday night, honey.
325
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,596
(upbeat dance music)
326
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,165
- Alyssa Hunter.
- Hello.
327
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,134
- Hey lady.
328
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,737
Say hello to celebrity
photographer, Albert Sanchez.
329
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,605
- Hi!
330
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,373
- For today's photo shoot,
331
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,376
you need to serve face face
face.
332
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,512
And you'll be doing it on this
spinning,
333
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,784
grand finale lip sync smack
down for the crown wheel.
334
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,486
- What?
335
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,588
I am freaking out right now.
336
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:33,492
- We will decide if your
face will belong there.
337
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:37,029
- My first time here and I'm
gonna die in the first day.
338
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,864
(suspenseful music)
339
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,997
Oh my god.
- Yes, Pit Crew.
340
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,599
Strap her in.
341
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,000
- Oh my god, this is crazy.
342
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,869
- When was the last time you had
two men
343
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,970
put you in a harness?
344
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,939
- Last night, oh no, just
kidding.
345
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,074
- Now, of course, your camera is
out here.
346
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,876
We're going to start the spin.
347
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,612
- Oh, I don't know about this,
do this.
348
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,647
- Release the Kraken.
349
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,049
And here we go.
350
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,617
Model, model.
(camera clicking)
351
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,620
Woo, spin that wheel, spin that
wheel.
352
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,754
Yes.
353
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,222
Can you go a little faster?
354
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,124
(laughing)
355
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,825
- Baby, I feel like Hurricane
Maria
356
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,761
spinning all around and round
(wooing).
357
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,963
(suspenseful music)
358
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,265
I don't see anything right now.
359
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,468
I just only see RuPaul's face
like this.
360
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,271
(RuPauls laughing)
(lively music)
361
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,906
Tookoo tookoo tookoo.
362
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,108
- Yes, honey, you are roast
killing it.
363
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,744
Yes, fantastic.
364
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,579
(spitting)
365
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,579
June Jambalaya!
366
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,150
- I'm going up there?
367
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,051
- You're going up there.
368
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,753
- Ooh, okay.
(laughing)
369
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,022
I'm about to get harnessed
up on this thing,
370
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:37,857
and spin my big ass around
371
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,392
like a god damn Ferris wheel.
372
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,794
- Alright so let's turn some
looks.
373
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,896
Yes June, let them have it.
374
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,732
What's she got in that
Jambalaya?
375
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,101
I know she got some mango.
376
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,103
She got some ham.
377
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,506
She got some celery.
(laughing)
378
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,376
- Like, that's not Jambalaya.
379
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,945
- I don't know what's in
Jambalaya!
380
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,048
Please welcome to the wheel,
Willow Pill.
381
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,484
It's a whittle itty-bitty pill.
382
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,253
You want a big pill or
you want a Willow Pill?
383
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,655
Hi, Willow Pill.
384
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,990
- Hello, RuPaul.
- You are a Willow Pill.
385
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,291
- Very little one.
386
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,627
- Fellas, would you help her up?
387
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,330
Spin that wheel, Pit Crew.
388
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,065
Bruno and Bryce.
(Willow wailing)
389
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,334
Yeah, party!
390
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,704
- I feel like I'm gonna
throw up, first of all.
391
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,139
My hair's going everywhere,
392
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,807
and my panties are coming out.
393
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,876
- [RuPaul] Oh, I think
I can see your religion.
394
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,378
- But I thrive being thrown
around.
395
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,681
That sounded really dirty.
396
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:36,849
- [RuPaul] Woo!
397
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,584
You look like a young Angelyne.
398
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,754
- Ugh!
(laughing)
399
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,456
- Orion Story.
(exciting music)
400
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,858
Let's see how grand your rapids
are.
401
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,493
- The wheels are spinning,
402
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,830
physically and in my head.
403
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,766
- Let's see you have a glamorous
headache.
404
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,836
Now stroke those handles.
405
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,039
(laughing)
406
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,743
Orion, the greatest story ever
spun.
407
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,712
Do you ever have vertigo, Bosco?
408
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,980
- No, but I've been told
that my head's great.
409
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,650
(laughing)
410
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,220
Out of drag, I look like a
piece of peeled string cheese.
411
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,789
But in drag, I know how to make
it work.
412
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,725
- [RuPaul] Face face face.
413
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,693
What was the hardest part of
doing this?
414
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,129
- Me.
(laughing)
415
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,132
- Keep calm and Kerri Colby.
416
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,433
Let's go around the world.
417
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,736
Round the world with Kerri
Colby.
418
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,571
Yes, work that camera.
419
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,839
- What the (beep) kind of
420
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,875
Wheel of Fortune (beep) is this?
421
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,343
I am not a ferret,
(lively music)
422
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,512
or a rabbit, or a hamster.
423
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,980
None of the above.
424
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,583
I am not a ferret.
(laughing)
425
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,952
I don't think they run around on
wheels.
426
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,222
(laughing)
427
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,758
But I'm not one!
(upbeat music)
428
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:56,361
- She looks like Spinda
Evangelista.
429
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,063
Kornbread with a K.
430
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,199
Spin that wheel, spin that
wheel.
431
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,535
Come on, Kornbread, yes,
Kornbread.
432
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,237
Oh Kornbread, you just stopped.
433
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,572
Oh, Kornbread's turning the
(beep) around.
434
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,474
- Hell yeah!
- Kornbread goes,
435
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,976
turn that damn thing over-
(laughing)
436
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,845
- Wait, is that me spinning it
now?
437
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,814
(laughing)
438
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:16,982
Bitch, I thought they was on the
side!
439
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,284
- Kornbread's turning back time!
440
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,554
(laughing)
441
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,657
My Queens.
(all exclaiming)
442
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,927
Now, you all did a wheelie good
job.
443
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,864
The winner of today's mini
challenge is,
444
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,635
Kerri Colby.
(all applaud)
445
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,436
- Girl, I'm excited as hell that
I won.
446
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,439
I thought that all them
pictures was just gonna be-
447
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,010
- You've won a cash prize of
$2500,
448
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,379
courtesy of JJ Malibu.
449
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,347
- Damn! Okay.
(laughing)
450
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,415
- Now, my Queens,
451
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,285
if you thought that was
dizzying,
452
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,922
just you wait.
(laughing)
453
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,191
Now, for your very first maxi
challenge,
454
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,992
we're putting on a show.
455
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,729
You will be performing at the
prestigious
456
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,466
Charisma, Nerve, and Talent
Show.
457
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,467
The CNT's.
458
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,171
Where the only thing that's
missing is U.
459
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,606
(all laughing)
460
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,842
Take a minute to figure that
out.
461
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:17,943
(all laughing)
462
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,178
Brought to you by RuPaul's Drag
Race
463
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,379
Werq The World Tour.
464
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,549
Tickets on sale now at
VossEvents.com.
465
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,384
(cheering and clapping)
466
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:29,421
So ladies, whether you
sing, dance, or decoupage,
467
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,957
this is your chance to let the
world see
468
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,992
what you do best.
469
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,494
- Yes, honey, a talent show.
470
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,430
We love to see it.
471
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,866
What's gonna really separate
the girls who have it
472
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,801
and the girls who don't.
473
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,870
- Alright, racers, start your
engines,
474
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:45,705
(suspenseful music)
475
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:48,306
and may the best Drag Queen win.
476
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,175
(cheering and clapping)
477
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,243
- The game has begun, y'all.
478
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,144
We are at the top of the roller
coaster,
479
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,981
and this (beep) is about to
drop.
480
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,516
(exciting music)
481
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,051
- Where's the Pit Crew?
482
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,319
We did the first mini challenge.
483
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,587
The lease is signed, honey.
484
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,222
We are moving in the Werk Room.
485
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,924
- I knew you was a top, June.
486
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,726
I know you was a top, bitch.
(laughing)
487
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,927
I'm excited to get out of drag,
488
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,829
'cause you know, this is
where you really get to see
489
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,730
who the girls are.
490
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,864
'Cause they look real pretty
491
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,865
with the foundation on their
face,
492
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,434
but what y'all look like up up
under here?
493
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,270
- Oh.
494
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,772
- Get this shit off of me!
495
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,773
- What?
496
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,209
Bosco has the biggest
transformation.
497
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,278
I do not recognize her at all.
498
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,345
- Is this your real hair?
499
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,380
- Yeah.
500
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,849
- Wow, I love it.
501
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,684
Love it.
502
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,518
Give me some wig!
503
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,153
To me, the hottest in
the group out of drag,
504
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,355
obviously is me.
(laughing)
505
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,390
Just kidding, just kidding.
506
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,325
Hi.
- Oh (beep).
507
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,459
- How are you guys?
508
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,729
- That's that Puerto Rico.
- Yeah.
509
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:50,368
- Damn!
(upbeat music)
510
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,704
Hey Miss Alyssa.
511
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,773
- Now she Willy.
(laughing)
512
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,007
Now she Willy.
513
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,342
- Way to, I knew it.
- She will be
514
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,510
your slice of Kornbread.
- Up under there.
515
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,345
(laughing)
516
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,013
- When I say that is a handsome
Latin man,
517
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,683
I was like, oh.
518
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,053
Como estas, como estas, hola.
519
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,355
(upbeat music)
520
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:11,257
- Jesus Christ,
521
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,959
you went from a grown woman to
12.
522
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,727
- And it's Macaulay Culkin.
523
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,728
(all laughing)
524
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,396
- Miss Willow went from
525
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,998
somebody's cook-a-hoe housewife,
526
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,301
to a child, right in the magic
of my face.
527
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,602
I am gooped, gagged, and
gandered.
528
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,305
- You look like five years old,
bitch.
529
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,140
- Oh thank you.
(laughing)
530
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,808
- Bitch, isn't the age limit?
531
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,643
What's the age limit?
532
00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:32,577
I'm about to call CPS,
533
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,980
'cause I said somebody is
missing their kid up in here.
534
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,715
- Wait, how old are you?
535
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,016
- I'm 26.
- Okay.
536
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,951
Alright, we'll allow that.
537
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,886
- These queens were
already underestimating
538
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,255
my entrance look, and now
they see me out of drag,
539
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,157
they're underestimating me even
more.
540
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,792
I have all the surprises in the
world
541
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,828
in store for these girls.
542
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,263
- So what's everyone doing
for their talent show number?
543
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,698
- Oh, competitive eating.
544
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:54,533
(laughing)
545
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,900
I'm not even joking.
- You're not even-
546
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,268
- Yeah yeah yeah.
547
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,137
- I'm ready to see it happen.
- I'm gonna try to eat
548
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,340
120 hot dogs in 60 seconds.
- Ooh, that's a talent, bitch.
549
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,608
- What the (beep) are you doing
tomorrow?
550
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,243
- No, I'm 100% eating.
551
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,312
Eating hot dogs.
552
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,381
They believing it,
553
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,015
but the bread not doing that,
miss thing.
554
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,384
I will be lip syncing to my
original song.
555
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,620
But I'm about to eat gas up on
this stage.
556
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,322
(upbeat music)
557
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,625
- Hey dolls.
(all exclaiming)
558
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,061
I'm here to do some talent
scouting.
559
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,696
(all laughing)
560
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,064
Alright, Kerri Colby.
561
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,134
I own 51% of this company.
562
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,668
- Hello, how are you?
563
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,504
- I'm doing great.
564
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:35,673
Were you aware of the show
"The Colby's" and "Dynasty"
565
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,975
when you chose your name?
- Yes.
566
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,945
My grandmother, who
designed the House of Colby,
567
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:44,115
based it off of the Dynasty
Colby's from the 80s.
568
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,917
- Yes.
(laughing)
569
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,552
- I had to reach.
570
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,688
My drag house is the Colby
Dynasty.
571
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,525
It's a drag family that
originates from Hawaii.
572
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,161
All of them are sickening
performers.
573
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,796
And I'm so ready to show
574
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,665
that I am one of the fiercest
Colby's in the house.
575
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,634
- Where are you from originally?
576
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,401
- I'm originally from Dallas,
Texas.
577
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,036
- You don't have a southern
accent.
578
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,137
- My mom, growing up,
579
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:10,175
was very on top me when
it came to how I spoke.
580
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,545
I wasn't really allowed
to speak too twang-ish.
581
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,047
- Your mom sounds like
quite the task-master.
582
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,315
Are you still friends with her?
583
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,450
- It's complicated,
584
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,718
but she's super evangelical.
585
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,520
She's Pentecostal.
- Really?
586
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,355
- [Kerri] Yeah.
587
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,489
- So tell me about your talent.
588
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,091
- I'm going to be doing
something
589
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,060
I used to do competitively when
I was 14.
590
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,728
I'm doing jump roping.
591
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,630
- Oh that sounds fun.
592
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,764
Like double Dutch-ing?
593
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,965
- I did used to do that,
594
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,366
but I'm gonna be doing kind of
like
595
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,569
a single showcase.
596
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,837
- What got you into that?
597
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,138
- I was home schooled,
598
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,373
and my mom wanted me to stay
active,
599
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,309
and there was a jump rope team
600
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,911
at a place called Shady Shores
Elementary.
601
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,581
(laughing)
602
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,682
I know.
603
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,584
And I picked it up, got better
and better,
604
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,885
and within the end of that year,
605
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,421
they enrolled me in the
nationals competition.
606
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,957
- From Shady Shores to the
Nationals.
607
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,658
- Period!
- I love it.
608
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,427
- Jump roping, it was something
that like,
609
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,396
brought me joy in a
time of a lot of chaos.
610
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,765
- Thank you Miss Kerri Colby.
- Bye.
611
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,567
But it's gonna be tricky because
612
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:13,438
I have not touched a jump
rope in about 10 years.
613
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,807
- Alright June Jambalaya, come
on over.
614
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,643
How would you categorize
your style of drag?
615
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,378
- June is cla-tchet.
616
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,679
- She's cla-tchet?
617
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,515
- Classy-ratchet.
618
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,849
- Alright, I can get with that.
619
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:25,718
Where are you from, June?
620
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,552
- Jacksonville, Florida.
621
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,286
- And you live in Los Angeles
now.
622
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,121
- I live in LA.
623
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,188
I've been here eight years.
624
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,456
- What brought you out here?
625
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,591
- I transferred from Orlando
626
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,226
to go to school for fine arts
here.
627
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,829
Musical theater, dance, vocal.
628
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,798
But I think dance was
like, what stuck with me.
629
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,267
- You mean, "donce" don't you?
630
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,235
- Donce, darling.
631
00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:44,736
- So what's your talent gonna
be?
632
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:45,638
- African dance.
633
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:46,938
- Ooh, that's gonna be
interesting.
634
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,374
Is that gonna be your
edge over the other girls?
635
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,775
- Yeah, it is.
636
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,510
Let me not be shy, it is.
637
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,812
I can't have a name like
Jambalaya,
638
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,981
and come out there giving
the people white rice.
639
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,216
That just ain't gonna happen.
640
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,118
- [RuPaul] Well, you have fun
out there.
641
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,087
- I need to pull out all
my big Black girl magic,
642
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,123
and deliver tomorrow.
643
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,058
- Orion Story.
(dance music)
644
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,228
You fancy yourself a Drag Daniel
Boone?
645
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,663
- Yeah, like a dandelion.
646
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,331
- Dandelion Boone.
- Yeah.
647
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,934
- It's very interesting
watching your audition tape.
648
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:16,935
Very introspective.
649
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,437
- Absolutely.
- Where does that come from?
650
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,738
You spend a lot of time alone?
651
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,574
- Yeah.
652
00:22:21,575 --> 00:22:23,775
Growing up, my family
was super dysfunctional,
653
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,878
so I spent a lot of time
in my room by myself,
654
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,547
just crafting, making my
own clothes, and like,
655
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,183
recreating red carpet looks and
stuff.
656
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,018
(RuPaul laughs)
657
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,352
- So tell me about your talent.
658
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,388
- I thought I was gonna
do a little comedy skit.
659
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:40,792
Kind of aerobics, trailer park
fantasy.
660
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,794
- Well just make sure that
when you get out there
661
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,797
on that stage, you are full
throttle.
662
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,433
I can't wait to see the story
unfold
663
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,468
before our very eyes.
664
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,370
Thank you.
- Yeah.
665
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,739
- Alright, Willow Pill.
666
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:55,608
- Hi Ru.
- Now,
667
00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:58,142
you're an oddball, aren't ya?
668
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,044
- I think so.
669
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,778
- Do you have a tribe of people?
670
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:01,614
- I do.
671
00:23:01,615 --> 00:23:04,182
I think, honestly, Yvie
helped me find my odd side.
672
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,950
- [RuPaul] Yvie Oddly,
and how did you meet Yvie?
673
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:09,621
- I met her at my very
first drag show that I did.
674
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,623
And I got to know her when I
actually made
675
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,826
a little documentary
about her for college.
676
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,562
- Where'd you get your sense of
humor?
677
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,663
- Darkness.
- Darkness.
678
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,665
That's always the case, isn't
it?
679
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:23,034
- It is.
- Tell me about your darkness.
680
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,637
- I grew up chronically ill my
whole life,
681
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,538
and there was just a lot of
trauma there.
682
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,407
And I thought, why not make it
funny?
683
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,242
- Exactly.
684
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,776
What is your chronic illness?
685
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,511
- It's called cystinosis.
686
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,879
And it just blocks your kidneys
687
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,614
and your eyeballs and your
fingers.
688
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,449
- Wow.
- It grows little
689
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,350
crystals in your eyes.
690
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:41,886
It's very glamorous, yes.
(laughing)
691
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,855
- Oh my goodness.
692
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:45,123
I'm having fun with Willow Pill.
693
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,025
So what are you gonna do for
your talent?
694
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,126
Are you gonna get up on stage
695
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,460
and shoot a documentary?
696
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,296
- I'm actually gonna do
697
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:54,032
like a mix of a lip sync,
698
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:57,068
and a self care tutorial.
699
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,069
- Okay.
700
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,004
- For my talent,
701
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,073
I want to tell a story about me.
702
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,975
My drag is very chaotic,
703
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,277
and I don't know if people
are gonna understand it.
704
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,913
So, fingers crossed?
705
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,548
It'll be funny.
706
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,183
- Okay, I'll be the judge of
that.
707
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,918
Alright, I'll see you out there.
708
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,254
- Willow Pillow seems like, I
don't know
709
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,323
what she's doing for her talent.
710
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,291
I feel worried about her.
711
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,492
- [Producer] Willow Pill.
712
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:24,929
- Ah, it's not Pillow?
(gentle music)
713
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,397
Pillow or Pill?
714
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,598
- [Producer] Willow Pill.
715
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:28,966
- Oh, it's Willow Pill.
716
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,336
Oh, (beep), oh I thought
it was Willow Pillow.
717
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,538
Oh my god.
(laughing)
718
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,073
Sorry!
719
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,542
- Alright lady-kins, gather
'round.
720
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,344
Tomorrow, we will be joined
721
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,714
by our extra special guest
judge,
722
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:45,249
Lizzo!
(all cheering)
723
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,250
- Oh my god!
724
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:52,557
- Bitch, I am the number one
Lizzo impersonator here in LA.
725
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:53,958
I coined that title myself.
726
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,093
So baby, I'm excited.
727
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,428
- Oh, and a gentle reminder.
728
00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,732
That tomorrow, I will be asking
one of you
729
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,534
to sashay away.
730
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,437
Because I am 100% that bitch.
731
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:07,872
(all laughing)
732
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:10,508
- Lizzo is literally about to be
sitting
733
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,343
right in front of me.
734
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,111
I'm gonna be spitting bars
735
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,846
in front of one of my biggest
idols.
736
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,581
So, no pressure, girl.
737
00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:17,883
No pressure at all.
738
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,686
(upbeat electronic music)
739
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,087
- It's a new day, people.
740
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:26,023
Let's get to it!
(popping mouth)
741
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:26,859
- It's time to hurry up
742
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,726
and get ready for this talent
show
743
00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,361
extravaganza, darling.
744
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,763
- Time to paint.
745
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,064
- I am thrilled and I am very
excited.
746
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,533
There's a few butterflies in my
stomach.
747
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,368
No tea, no Asia O'Hara.
748
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,103
I gotta get my spirit together.
749
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,506
- [Kerri] Ooh, hey
where'd you get that from?
750
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:42,840
- Girl, I brought my own smudge.
751
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,976
This is some sage spray,
'cause of the spirits.
752
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:45,811
(laughing)
753
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,178
Bitches like to bring demons,
hoe!
754
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,913
- The demons run from that,
child.
755
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,915
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
756
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:54,385
- Babies, how are we
feeling about talent show?
757
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,721
- Super excited, ready, you
know.
758
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:57,556
- Yass.
- Good to be me.
759
00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,856
- So are you playing any
instruments?
760
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:01,325
Is that what's happening?
- Yeah, I play the guitar.
761
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,326
I love rock and roll.
(rock music)
762
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:03,661
I think this rock and roll,
763
00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:06,531
kind of think metally,
you know, ra la la la la.
764
00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:07,698
So it's very different.
765
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:08,766
And you, how are you feeling?
766
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,468
- I'm feeling really cute about
my act.
767
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,537
I'm very comfortable with the
routine,
768
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,939
but there's a lot of moving
parts.
769
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,307
For the talent show,
(lively music)
770
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,342
I will be doing burlesque.
771
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:20,878
Something that I really
like to do with my act
772
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:25,883
is combine sexy with a
little bit of stupid.
773
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,518
It like really cements the fact
774
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,953
that I'm in on the joke.
775
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,556
There's eventually gonna
be, like, 14 of us.
776
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:34,525
What can we do right now
to catch their attention?
777
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,528
This is my chance to set the
pace
778
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:38,697
for this set of girls.
779
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,500
(upbeat music)
780
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,168
- You're from Texas originally,
yeah.
781
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,736
- I'm from Dallas, Texas.
782
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,138
- Hold on, bitch, 'cause
Miss Bread is up here
783
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,372
doing something with these
brows.
784
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:49,674
(laughing)
785
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:52,043
- Kornbread makes me feel so
comfortable.
786
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,878
We bring out the Auntie in each
other.
787
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:56,614
- We met in the little bar,
honey.
788
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,648
Kiki-ing with each other.
789
00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:58,484
- We did.
790
00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:00,318
There was a night in LA
791
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,186
that we were both hosting at a
club,
792
00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:03,021
and very quickly I was like,
793
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:06,491
this bitch is like from my same
galaxy.
794
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,326
It touched my spirit.
- Yeah.
795
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,061
- It was one of those
spirit-touching moments, you
know?
796
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,128
- You know I'm a spirit hoe.
797
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,064
- Baby, me too.
798
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,332
It took me coming to LA
799
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,734
and learning that the south
needs Jesus,
800
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:17,569
even though they think they-
801
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,003
- Even though they think, baby.
802
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:19,838
- They think they have Jesus,
803
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,173
but I don't know what
kind of Jesus they got.
804
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,908
- [Kornbread] I grew
up in the church scene,
805
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:24,810
very much.
- Same.
806
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,511
- I remember when I
was in church one time,
807
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:29,514
and the pastor brought me
up in front of everybody.
808
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:30,449
- Oh, they love to embarrass.
809
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:32,550
- It was terrible.
- They put on a show.
810
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,519
- And he was like, pushing my
stomach.
811
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,654
And was like, "you got a
lot of demons" and all this bull
shit.
812
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,755
It was like, pushing me, bitch.
813
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:39,557
And I'm just like, you're trying
it.
814
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,225
But I am a very petty human
being here.
815
00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:43,094
So he was just pushing
and pushing and pushing.
816
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,161
And bitch, I let out a demon,
817
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,463
and I farted right on his ass.
818
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,797
(laughing)
819
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:50,067
I (beep) you not.
820
00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,637
- Wait, wait.
(laughing)
821
00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:53,572
- Because he was pushing me.
822
00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:55,606
- I am so glad you did that,
though.
823
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,508
- Absolutely, 'cause you can
kiss my ass.
824
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,143
You're not about to make
me feel no kind of way.
825
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:03,080
(upbeat music)
(siren wailing)
826
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,248
- [RuPaul] Ooh, girl!
827
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,816
She done already done had
herses.
828
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,818
- You've got to be kidding me.
829
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:09,320
- Is that RuMail I hear?
830
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,255
I'm like, mm-mm, something ain't
right.
831
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,490
- Oh my god.
832
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:15,126
Rig the Morris.
(suspenseful music)
833
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,296
- Hey Queens, it's me, Lizzo.
(Queens wailing)
834
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,399
Look over there!
(suspenseful music)
835
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,602
Hi my Queens!
(queens screaming)
836
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:25,603
Hi y'all!
837
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,973
It's me, Lizzo!
- I know, bitch!
838
00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:31,642
- I can't believe Lizzo's
in front of my face,
839
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,346
and I look so half-baked.
840
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,347
- I went rogue.
841
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,782
I don't have much time.
842
00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,284
Congratulations, first of all.
- [All] Thank you!
843
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,253
- Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
844
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,121
Your life is about to change
forever.
845
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,456
So just embrace it.
846
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:46,391
Soak it up.
847
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,858
Be a mother fucking star.
848
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,428
Oop, I mean a mother-tucking
star.
849
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,495
(all laughing)
850
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:53,230
And show these bitches who's
boss.
851
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,532
Now who gonna win?
852
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,367
- [All] Me!
853
00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:56,667
- One more time, when I say who
gonna win,
854
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,302
I need you to say mother (beep)
me!
855
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,604
- Okay.
- Who gonna win?
856
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:02,139
- [All] Mother (beep) me!
857
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,307
- Okay bitch, I believe you.
858
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,276
I felt that in my Shonda, right
here.
859
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,111
(all laughing)
860
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,045
I felt it in my Shonda
Rhimes right down here.
861
00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,780
You like this dress?
- Yeah!
862
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,482
- You get the front, you get the
back.
863
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,050
(all cheering)
864
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,152
You get the mother (beep) snack.
865
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:15,988
Well, I love y'all.
866
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,321
I gotta go, 'cause they gonna
find my ass,
867
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,356
I'm gonna be in trouble, okay?
868
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:19,790
- Bye!
- Bye Lizzo!
869
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:20,692
- Love you!
- Thank you, hoe.
870
00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:22,026
Don't look at my ass.
871
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:23,761
- Shake your little ass, ya!
872
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:27,298
Throw it back!
(all laughing)
873
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,933
- Bye!
874
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,768
- Yes.
- Oh my god.
875
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,335
- Bitch, her body is everything.
876
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,271
- Lizzo just fired us the (beep)
up,
877
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,906
and the energy in the room now
878
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,742
is definitely a lot more hype.
879
00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:38,876
- That just literally woke me
up, bitch.
880
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,444
I am ready to go.
- Yes.
881
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,513
- We are giving you America's
Got Talent,
882
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,648
but like, remix that,
883
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,783
that's Ru-merica's Got Talent.
884
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,653
Every bitch is bringing a
strong contending talent.
885
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,354
We have an African dance,
886
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,623
we have a rock and roll session.
887
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,126
Bosco, chicken and waffles,
888
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,461
is gonna be giving us a
burlesque number.
889
00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:00,298
Willow, I'm not sure what Willow
is doing.
890
00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:04,168
But, it's gonna be a good
show to watch, America.
891
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,871
- I'm gonna have to make it good
as hell.
892
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,875
(suspenseful music)
893
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:19,184
(RuPaul laughs)
(electronic music)
894
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,921
♪ Remember what I told ya ♪
(judges cheering)
895
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,990
♪ Get up on your feet, get up ♪
896
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,225
♪ Keep walking, stand up ♪
897
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:32,663
♪ One foot in front of the
other, baby ♪
898
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,265
♪ All on me ♪
899
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,500
♪ Well if talk is cheap ♪
900
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,936
♪ Let your body speak ♪
901
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:39,838
♪ And I know and I know ♪
902
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,007
♪ How to get where you want to
be ♪
903
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,341
♪ You're a show on your own ♪
904
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,545
♪ Come on, let everybody see ♪
905
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,014
♪ 'Cause when we're in the light
♪
906
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,116
♪ We taste the sweet life ♪
907
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:56,120
♪ So walk how you feel like ♪
908
00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,289
♪ Your catwalk ♪
909
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,057
♪ Everywhere you go ♪
910
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,959
♪ Everybody knows ♪
911
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,294
♪ You're somebody ♪
912
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,629
♪ The way you work that body ♪
913
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,231
♪ Catwalk ♪
914
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:11,802
♪ Everywhere you go today ♪
915
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:15,272
♪ Like the world is your runway
♪
916
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:20,278
(judges cheering)
(music resumes)
917
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,883
♪ Your catwalk ♪
918
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:29,754
♪ Everywhere you go today ♪
919
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:33,157
♪ Like the world is your runway
♪
920
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,258
♪ She not playing with you ♪
921
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,460
♪ You can tell by the
way she sashay with you ♪
922
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:37,362
♪ Praise for her ♪
923
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,796
♪ Critical acclaim for her ♪
924
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,465
♪ It's a new world for y'all,
another Tuesday for her ♪
925
00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:46,471
♪ Catwalk ♪
926
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:50,474
♪ Like the world is your runway
♪
927
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,644
♪ Catwalk ♪
928
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:58,949
(judges clapping)
(upbeat music)
929
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,453
- Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
930
00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:05,389
Michelle, what'd you think
of my new song, "Catwalk?"
931
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,225
- That was great! Do it again!
932
00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:11,061
- Shut up.
(laughing)
933
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,364
The hilarious Ross Mathews.
934
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,699
Are you enjoying my big opening?
935
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:16,834
- Oh Ru, I'm flattered.
936
00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,469
And you know I love a big
opening.
937
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:19,937
But, I'm taken.
938
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,405
- You're engaged!
(clapping)
939
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,240
Mazel tov!
- Yay!
940
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:24,742
- Thank you.
- Oh that's fabulous.
941
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:25,710
- Thank you.
942
00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:28,145
- And the incredible Lizzo.
943
00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:30,314
I heard you snuck into the Werk
Room.
944
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,750
- Oh, all the Ru-mors are true,
Ru.
945
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,051
(all laughing)
946
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,052
You see what I did there?
947
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,988
- Well, I sure hope my girls
were decent.
948
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:39,757
- Oh hell no.
949
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,992
But that's why I love me
some drag queens, hoe.
950
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:42,828
(laughing)
951
00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:45,296
- Come on, Thunder Dome.
(laughing)
952
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,598
Racers, start your engines,
953
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:50,267
and may the best drag queen win!
954
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,268
(suspenseful music)
955
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,804
Welcome to the CNTs.
956
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,440
Brought to you by RuPaul's Drag
Race
957
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,642
Werq The World Tour.
958
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,879
First up, June Jambalaya.
959
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,750
(upbeat African music)
960
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:13,859
- Come on bitch.
961
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,660
- She is fierce!
962
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,096
- Shake it.
- You better shake it out.
963
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:19,931
(music resumes)
964
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:20,931
- Yes!
965
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,667
- Yeah roll, bitch!
966
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,169
Yeah roll!
967
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,839
I live for the energy
that Miss June gives.
968
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,708
(music resumes)
969
00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,943
But baby, her hair band keep
on falling over her face.
970
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,745
(music resumes)
971
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,981
I would've glued that hair
band down a little bit.
972
00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:38,649
(music resumes)
973
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:39,751
There she go.
974
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:43,388
(music resumes)
975
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,898
(all cheering, clapping)
976
00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:56,433
- Was it perfect? No.
977
00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:59,103
Did I deliver a talent? Yes.
978
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,038
(upbeat music)
979
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,172
- [RuPaul] Up next, Bosco.
980
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,776
(sultry music)
981
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,466
(judges clapping)
982
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,236
- Give me some roses!
983
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,108
- Oh, come on, you little
(beep).
984
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:43,080
(cheering)
(music resumes)
985
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,049
Take it off, yeah!
986
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,084
Bosco told us she was gonna be
naked.
987
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,654
But I didn't know she was
gonna get naked like that.
988
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:55,126
(all clapping, laughing)
989
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:57,595
(upbeat music)
990
00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,264
- Give it up for Alyssa Hunter.
991
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:04,001
(intense rock music)
992
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:09,039
♪ I'm so bored with ♪
993
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,976
♪ This world that spins around
me ♪
994
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:14,712
♪ Used to make me dizzy ♪
995
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:19,850
♪ And I'm so tired of ♪
996
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,087
♪ These boys that hang around me
♪
997
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:26,891
♪ They used to drive me crazy ♪
998
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,929
- This is very different for who
I am.
999
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,530
From this beauty queen
1000
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:36,834
to this metal kind of
rock and roll kind of, ah.
1001
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,769
This is a competition,
1002
00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:39,536
and I need to take risks.
1003
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:42,006
♪ It'll make him never hurt
anyone ♪
1004
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,942
♪ How am I gonna get
some get some get some ♪
1005
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:45,844
- Wait a minute.
1006
00:35:45,845 --> 00:35:47,711
There's no chord on that guitar.
1007
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,681
♪ I'm gonna get some get some 1
2 3 4 ♪
1008
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,250
- She said she was playing the
guitar,
1009
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,020
not "playing" guitar.
1010
00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:02,426
(all cheering, clapping)
(upbeat music)
1011
00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:04,095
- [RuPaul] Up next, Kerri Colby.
1012
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:08,298
♪ Boy toy named Troy
used to live in Detroit ♪
1013
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:10,167
♪ Big dick, big money ♪
1014
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,036
♪ He was getting some coins ♪
1015
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:13,837
♪ Was in shootouts with the law
♪
1016
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,706
♪ But he live in a palace ♪
1017
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,508
♪ Bought me Alexander McQueen ♪
1018
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,877
♪ He was keeping me stylish ♪
♪ I'm on some dumb shit ♪
1019
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,879
♪ By the way, what he say ♪
1020
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,714
♪ He can tell I ain't missing no
meals ♪
1021
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,449
♪ Come through and check
him in my automobile ♪
1022
00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,418
♪ Let him with his grills ♪
1023
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:27,318
♪ He keep telling me to chill ♪
1024
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:28,153
♪ He keep telling me it's real ♪
1025
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,087
♪ That he love my sex appeal ♪
1026
00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:30,021
♪ He said he don't like 'em bony
♪
1027
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,022
♪ He wants something he can grab
♪
1028
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:31,856
♪ So I pull up in a Jag ♪
1029
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:32,757
♪ And I hit him with a jab ♪
1030
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,459
♪ Like dun dun dun dun,
my anaconda don't ♪
1031
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,261
♪ My anaconda don't ♪
(queens exclaiming)
1032
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,596
♪ My anaconda don't want none ♪
1033
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,665
♪ Unless you got buns hon ♪
1034
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,635
♪ Don't, my anaconda don't ♪
1035
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,904
♪ Don't want none ♪
1036
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,440
♪ Unless you got buns, hon ♪
(queens exclaiming)
1037
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:51,241
♪ Oh my gosh ♪
(all clapping)
1038
00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,110
♪ Look at her butt ♪
1039
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:55,012
♪ Oh my gosh ♪
1040
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,747
♪ Look at her butt ♪
1041
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,615
♪ Oh my gosh ♪
1042
00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,551
♪ Look at her butt ♪
1043
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,052
♪ Oh my gosh ♪
1044
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,889
♪ I got a big fat ♪
1045
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,559
(all cheering, clapping)
1046
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,160
- Miss Kerri was great.
1047
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,228
If I saw that at the club,
1048
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,163
I would absolutely give her my
money.
1049
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:14,631
(laughing and clapping)
1050
00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,700
- Welcome back to the CNTs.
1051
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:19,536
Please welcome Orion Story.
1052
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,840
(country music)
(coughing, hacking)
1053
00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:24,808
- Sorry I'm late, class.
1054
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,477
I found a couple pills in
the bottom of my purse,
1055
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,846
and I rested my eyes for a
couple days.
1056
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,080
(laughing coyly)
1057
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:30,915
Hi name's Sue Stroker.
1058
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,416
Number one aerobics instructor
1059
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,119
in all of Whispering Oaks
Trailer Park.
1060
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,488
Yes, hold your applause.
1061
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,423
Well, we don't have much
time left in class today.
1062
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,526
I'm sorry, I dropped the ball on
that one.
1063
00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:47,397
But, I want to leave you all
with one important position,
1064
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:49,833
that's gonna tone the thighs,
1065
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,002
strengthen the arms,
1066
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,371
and it's gonna lift the girls.
1067
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:59,177
Yeah, I call this one the
Stroker 5000.
1068
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,746
Fun fact, in South America,
1069
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:05,482
they call this the horn dog corn
dog.
1070
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:08,318
You just have to get it real
tight,
1071
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:12,422
and you're gonna stroke back,
and forth.
1072
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:17,428
- Orion, I'm a little bit, um,
confused.
1073
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:18,663
- I can go a little faster,
1074
00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:19,497
but I'm not going to,
1075
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,398
'cause I got a hot shit in the
chamber.
1076
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:24,002
(all laughing)
1077
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,439
And I guarantee if you do
this three hours a day,
1078
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,441
you're gonna feel 30 years
younger.
1079
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:34,244
When in doubt, stroke it out.
1080
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,213
- Alright.
(clapping)
1081
00:38:35,214 --> 00:38:36,947
- I know she wrote it herself,
1082
00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:39,783
but um, maybe she should've, you
know,
1083
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:42,252
got a ghost writer to help.
1084
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:45,022
'Cause it's not bad, it's just,
1085
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,390
not good.
1086
00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:48,192
(clapping)
1087
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:51,228
- Up next, it's Kornbread with a
K.
1088
00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:54,332
(upbeat dance music)
1089
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,968
♪ They be like, Kornbread is
the mother tucking snack ♪
1090
00:38:57,969 --> 00:39:00,170
♪ Then I drop it like a meal ♪
1091
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,372
♪ Talk butch with a real pussy
feel ♪
1092
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:04,208
♪ Season 14, you know the deal ♪
1093
00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:05,342
♪ I give a beat face ♪
1094
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,977
♪ Big thick titties, slim waist
♪
1095
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:09,046
♪ It's your homie Ding Ding, on
bass ♪
1096
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,481
♪ Fresh up out the box like
Shangela ♪
1097
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,517
♪ Cut crease on chill, that's
angular ♪
1098
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,751
♪ You can't handle her ♪
1099
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:15,720
♪ It's the me for you ♪
1100
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,421
♪ RuPaul give the bread a call ♪
1101
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:18,789
♪ She said, niece, if you wanted
♪
1102
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,224
♪ You can slay them all ♪
1103
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,159
♪ Pause, bitch ♪
1104
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,392
♪ My ingredients ♪
1105
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,561
♪ I eat you up, you know
I be the greediest ♪
1106
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:26,430
♪ And I ain't come to
clown for the crown ♪
1107
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:27,497
♪ But the bread in the bag ♪
1108
00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:28,632
♪ Before I pull my mask down ♪
1109
00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:31,335
♪ Booking fee, 100K,
next city, next town ♪
1110
00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:34,037
♪ Pump pose, gas up the stove ♪
1111
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,539
- Love it!
(laughing)
1112
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,708
♪ I said, pump pose, gas up the
stove ♪
1113
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,610
♪ Serve it up hot ♪
1114
00:39:38,611 --> 00:39:39,810
♪ It's too thick, it's too thick
♪
1115
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,145
♪ I said, pump, pose, gas up the
stove ♪
1116
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:42,981
♪ Serve it up hot ♪
1117
00:39:42,982 --> 00:39:44,281
♪ It's too thick when it's cold
♪
1118
00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:46,650
♪ I said pump, pose, gas up the
stove ♪
1119
00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:47,884
(all laughing, clapping)
1120
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,187
♪ It's too thick, it's too
thick, bitch ♪
1121
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:53,858
(judges laughing, clapping)
1122
00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:56,927
- When Kornbread does this.
1123
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,197
(laughing)
1124
00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:03,234
(all laughing)
1125
00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:06,271
She is everything.
1126
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,239
- Alright child.
1127
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,174
She ain't no big pill.
1128
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,243
She's a Willow Pill.
1129
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,146
("Only Time" by Enya)
1130
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:20,550
♪ Who can say where the road
goes ♪
1131
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:23,620
♪ Where the day flows ♪
1132
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:26,990
♪ Only time ♪
1133
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:31,996
♪ And who can say if your love
grows ♪
1134
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:35,098
♪ As your heart shows ♪
1135
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,435
♪ Only time ♪
1136
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:44,042
(ethereal vocalizing)
(music resumes)
1137
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:59,022
- What the fuck am I looking at?
1138
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:02,159
(music resumes)
1139
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,165
♪ Who can say if your love grows
♪
1140
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:10,300
♪ As your heart shows ♪
1141
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:15,306
♪ Only time ♪
(all laughing)
1142
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,241
(RuPaul cackling)
1143
00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:22,045
(clapping)
(upbeat music)
1144
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:24,881
- I know I talked shit
about your flip flops.
1145
00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:26,316
With the little shoes.
(all laughing)
1146
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,086
But baby, I understand Willow
now.
1147
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:33,790
That was chaotic in the best way
possible.
1148
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:37,160
(all clapping)
1149
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,831
♪ The world is your runway ♪
1150
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:41,832
- Tonight on the runway,
1151
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:46,169
category is signature
show-stopping drag.
1152
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,339
Up first, June Jambalaya.
1153
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,941
Now, you've heard of June Gloom.
1154
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,909
This is June Glam.
1155
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:53,745
(judges exclaiming)
1156
00:41:53,746 --> 00:41:55,712
- [June] Y'all know Miss
June love a jumpsuit, babies.
1157
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:59,449
I got a train on my left
and my right shoulder.
1158
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,219
Honey, these hips and ass is
sittin'.
1159
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,422
This is hot Southern girl shit.
1160
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:06,990
- [Lizzo] I can see her
glit-oris.
1161
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:08,925
(judges laughing)
(music resumes)
1162
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,093
- [RuPaul] Bosco.
1163
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,928
- [Lizzo] Do I make you horny,
baby?
1164
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:12,996
(judges laughing)
1165
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:14,998
- [Bosco] This is pretty
quintessential Bosco.
1166
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:17,134
It's a little bit of Mugler,
1167
00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:18,702
a little bit Lovecraftian.
1168
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:22,038
It's like if Dita Von Teese went
to hell
1169
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,440
and took over.
1170
00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,042
- [RuPaul] My horns are up here.
1171
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,879
- [Michelle] And up here.
(RuPaul giggling)
1172
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,547
- [RuPaul] Alyssa Hunter.
1173
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,349
- [Ross] Eliza Doing More.
1174
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,184
(judges laughing)
1175
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,585
- [Alyssa] Right now I give you
all
1176
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,088
the whole My Fair Lady fantasy.
1177
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:41,391
This is ostrich feathers, not
chicken feathers here, baby.
1178
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,161
I just want to show that
I can be a pageant queen,
1179
00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:47,464
but at the same time, I
can be a fierce queen.
1180
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:48,799
- [RuPaul] Opulence.
1181
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,802
- [Lizzo] Yeah.
- You owe everyone.
1182
00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,303
(judges laughing)
1183
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:56,306
Kerri Colby, from Colby Co.
1184
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:59,242
(Lizzo laughing)
1185
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,111
- [Ross] Did you get that at K
Mart?
1186
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:02,512
(judges laughing)
1187
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,181
- [Kerri] I am a Leo Queen,
1188
00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:05,982
so you definitely can peep the
lions.
1189
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:09,853
They are stoned out because
I am all about that drama.
1190
00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,789
I'm feeling my rich bitch
fantasy.
1191
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:14,524
I'm just giving you everything
you need.
1192
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:16,626
I'm warming you up on a Winter
evening.
1193
00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,395
- Bye Fur-licia.
1194
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:21,232
(judges laughing)
1195
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,267
Orion Story.
1196
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,336
- [Michelle] Somebody get
her some Benadryl, please.
1197
00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,271
(judges laugh)
1198
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,072
- [Orion] This look is me to a
T.
1199
00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:32,142
I saw this fabric, and I thought
mushroom.
1200
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:35,912
I rip off my mushroom cape.
(judges laughing)
1201
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:39,583
And I have my three breasts
exposed.
1202
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,152
I really just want to give the
judges
1203
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:46,423
a full, sexy, weird cartoon
fantasy.
1204
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,091
- [RuPaul] Well, you know what
they say,
1205
00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,593
third boob's a charm.
1206
00:43:49,594 --> 00:43:51,761
(judges laughing)
1207
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:52,630
I hope you're hungry.
1208
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,966
Kornbread with a K.
1209
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,701
- [Michelle] Uh, Lizzo?
1210
00:43:57,702 --> 00:43:58,735
(Lizzo laughing)
1211
00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,337
She coming for your gig, girl.
1212
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,272
- Yeah yeah, bitch stole my
look.
1213
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:03,773
(laughing)
1214
00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:05,208
- [Kornbread] Right
now, the Bread done put
1215
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,910
the menu on the table, honey.
1216
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,612
A lot of people tell you as a
big person,
1217
00:44:08,613 --> 00:44:09,946
you need to cover yourself up.
1218
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,615
Baby, I'm letting it all hang
out.
1219
00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,451
My drag is fat, Black, and
uncomfortable.
1220
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,987
And I am every last one
of those things right now.
1221
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:17,822
- [Lizzo] Where the hood,
1222
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:19,489
where the hood, where the hood
at?
1223
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,858
(judges laughing)
1224
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,927
- [RuPaul] She's not a big pill.
1225
00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:24,929
She's a Willow Pill.
1226
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,565
- [Ross] This queen is
still a little green.
1227
00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:30,000
- [Willow] I wanted to do a look
1228
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,736
that has a little bit
of Willow in all of it.
1229
00:44:32,737 --> 00:44:36,373
It's colorful, and it's that
perfect combo of glamor,
1230
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,642
with just a touch of ugly.
1231
00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,344
- [RuPaul] Hey Willow,
how's your head phones?
1232
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,414
(judges gently laughing)
♪ The world is your runway ♪
1233
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,249
(suspenseful music)
1234
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,250
Welcome, ladies.
1235
00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:50,153
You are here because you are
great.
1236
00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:53,990
And tonight, all of you
were very enter-taint-ing.
1237
00:44:53,991 --> 00:44:56,059
And if you want to win,
1238
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,561
you'll take our notes,
1239
00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:58,996
and continue to grow.
1240
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,499
Now it's time for the judges'
critiques.
1241
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:05,969
Up first, June Jambalaya.
(upbeat dance music)
1242
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,204
- You came out and showed us
you have something to say.
1243
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,306
And I thought it was beautiful.
1244
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,540
- I thought it was meaningful.
1245
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,175
But we were focusing on your
headband
1246
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:13,910
that was falling down over your
eyes.
1247
00:45:13,911 --> 00:45:16,846
We saw, I think, control
top panty hose underneath.
1248
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,615
Were there shorts on under
there?
1249
00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:19,783
- It was biker shorts.
1250
00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:20,984
- Also, tonight on the runway,
1251
00:45:20,985 --> 00:45:23,787
I can see the dark shorts
on under this as well.
1252
00:45:23,788 --> 00:45:24,622
- Tights.
1253
00:45:24,623 --> 00:45:26,590
- Make sure you watch
those little details.
1254
00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,758
The finishing touches
are gonna matter, June.
1255
00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:30,194
So think about those things.
1256
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:33,096
- Are you having a moment right
now?
1257
00:45:33,097 --> 00:45:35,298
When you walked out here, I felt
you.
1258
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:37,400
When you bring culture into your
talent,
1259
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,735
it makes me want to know more
about you.
1260
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,370
You and your pussy willows you
had on.
1261
00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:42,205
Were those pussy willows?
1262
00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,707
- Girl, I don't know what it
was.
1263
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,542
I asked for a little jungle
feel.
1264
00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:47,077
I said, a little Coming to
America.
1265
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:50,547
- A little Coming to America.
(all laughing)
1266
00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,515
Well keep bringing the pussy
willows.
1267
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:53,717
You're a beautiful soul.
1268
00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:55,352
- Thank you so much.
1269
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,587
- Up next, we've got Bosco.
1270
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,822
- I love the name Bosco.
1271
00:45:58,823 --> 00:46:00,790
- Thank you.
- My drag name is Costco.
1272
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,058
- Oh!
(laughing)
1273
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:05,228
- I love burlesque because
it's always so playful.
1274
00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:07,163
Removing a petal at a time.
1275
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,632
You know, he loves me, he loves
me not,
1276
00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,700
was just so whimsical.
1277
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,536
- You've got glamor, you've
got fashion, you've got beauty.
1278
00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:15,905
You know how like,
Marilyn Monroe was like,
1279
00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:17,007
the face of a generation,
1280
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,776
but she was also like a
fucking comedic genius?
1281
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,713
That is that spark that
I kind of see in you.
1282
00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:24,548
You're great.
1283
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,982
You made my earring fall
off, bitch. I like you.
1284
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,350
- Is that Bluetooth?
1285
00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:29,152
(all laughing)
1286
00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:30,254
- Can you hear me now?
1287
00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:34,124
- Up next, Alyssa Hunter.
(upbeat music)
1288
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:34,959
- Hola.
1289
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,993
- I love that you did a rock
song.
1290
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:38,361
- Thank you.
- I thought it was just
1291
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,263
something we don't see a lot
here.
1292
00:46:40,264 --> 00:46:43,133
- It was, however, a bit one
note.
1293
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,402
I just think it was a little
flat.
1294
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:48,738
- You look fucking incredible
right now.
1295
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,173
- Thank you, baby.
- But I thought I knew
1296
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,574
who you were, and now I'm like,
1297
00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:54,377
I don't know who the fuck you
are.
1298
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:56,446
- Your number should have been
designed
1299
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,648
to get to know who you are and
go,
1300
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,617
ah, I know that girl.
1301
00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:02,118
And I love that girl.
1302
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:03,621
That's what we're looking for.
1303
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,523
Up next, Kerri Colby.
1304
00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:07,358
- Howdy.
1305
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,192
- When you came out,
1306
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,026
and you were doing Nicki Minaj,
1307
00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,627
you were just lip syncing,
right?
1308
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,529
As soon as you picked up the
jump rope,
1309
00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:14,464
that was next level.
1310
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,933
I wish you would've gotten
to it a little sooner.
1311
00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,168
- Yeah.
- It was really impressive.
1312
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,270
I just wanted you to go full
stupid.
1313
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,272
To let yourself go.
- Okay.
1314
00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,007
- I really liked the look today,
1315
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,241
because it's branding.
1316
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,277
And that's what this is, is a
billboard.
1317
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,278
I know that you're Kerri,
1318
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,180
because K-K-K-K-K-K.
(all laughing)
1319
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:33,316
- I'm glad you got a lot
of Ks, 'cause, (laughing),
1320
00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:36,019
baby, if it was just three of
'em.
1321
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,622
(all laughing)
1322
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:41,591
- Thank you, Kerri.
- Thank you.
1323
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,660
- [RuPaul] Up next, Orion Story.
1324
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:44,495
- Me?
1325
00:47:44,496 --> 00:47:46,730
- You make me very
uncomfortable.
1326
00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:48,698
(all laughing)
1327
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,266
I don't know what's happening.
1328
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:51,835
Three titties?
1329
00:47:51,836 --> 00:47:52,670
- Which one?
1330
00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:55,105
- No! Please, I'm
already triggered enough.
1331
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,306
(all laughing)
1332
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,341
- She's triggered by the boobs.
1333
00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,342
I'm triggered by,
1334
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:01,411
look like you've been picking
cotton.
1335
00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:02,246
(shady music)
(all exclaiming)
1336
00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:06,716
- Ru!
(Lizzo wailing, RuPaul laughs)
1337
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,152
Let's talk about your character.
1338
00:48:09,153 --> 00:48:10,487
First of all, I want to give you
credit
1339
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:13,423
for attempting to do something
different.
1340
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:16,127
I think it needs to be work
shopped a little bit more.
1341
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,162
- You've got the fearlessness,
1342
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,864
and so it's just about the
structure.
1343
00:48:20,865 --> 00:48:23,399
You gotta have joke after
joke after joke after joke.
1344
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,401
And they gotta land.
1345
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:28,438
- Up next, it's Kornbread with a
K.
1346
00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,773
- Tonight, listen.
1347
00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:32,142
The look itself is really
beautiful.
1348
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,943
You chose to go
bald-headed with a wrap on,
1349
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:34,779
which I love.
- Yeah.
1350
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:37,547
- But I think this needs
some kind of height.
1351
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:40,250
- Okay.
- Because it squashes you.
1352
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,252
So what you want to do is
proportion-ize.
1353
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,554
Also, there are some
holes in your fishnets.
1354
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:47,223
So we gotta watch those things
and think about details.
1355
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,058
- Yes, ma'am.
1356
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:50,927
- Let's talk about what
I'm assuming is your song.
1357
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:51,762
- Yes.
1358
00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:54,130
- The problem for me was I
couldn't understand a lot of it.
1359
00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:54,965
- Okay.
1360
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,633
- We're getting every fifth or
sixth word.
1361
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:59,602
- Don't be coming for my girl,
Kornbread!
1362
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:03,039
I understood everything you
said.
1363
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,607
I loved the song.
1364
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:05,742
You were funny as hell.
1365
00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,377
- Thank you.
- Listen.
1366
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,145
I speak Black folks.
(laughing)
1367
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,414
And I think I understood
it a little bit more
1368
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,416
than what Michelle was
understanding.
1369
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:16,452
- You're a superstar.
1370
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,855
(music cuts)
1371
00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,757
- What are you feeling?
(dramatic music)
1372
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,493
- This has been a dream
of mine for the longest,
1373
00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:27,497
and I'm not a person
that cries, I'm a thug.
1374
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:28,631
(laughing)
1375
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,166
I'm not a person that cries like
that.
1376
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:32,435
But it's just like
there's so much happening,
1377
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:33,837
and in the best way possible.
1378
00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,438
- You're getting confirmation of
something
1379
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:37,574
that you already knew your whole
life.
1380
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:38,409
- Preach.
- But other people
1381
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:39,243
couldn't see it.
1382
00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:40,476
Now you're in a place where
people
1383
00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:44,914
can actually see what
makes you so fantastic.
1384
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:45,816
Well done tonight.
1385
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:47,317
- Thank you.
1386
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:52,289
- Up next, not big pill, Willow
Pill.
1387
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:55,458
- This isn't my favorite look up
here.
1388
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,460
I don't like the Kermit the Frog
hands.
1389
00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,561
(laughing)
1390
00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:00,630
- Like, my skin is crawling
even looking at you
1391
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:03,099
with this color on your body.
(all laughing)
1392
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:04,100
It's like-
1393
00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:07,004
But I thought your talent
1394
00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:11,774
was so fun.
(upbeat music)
1395
00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:13,444
- I still couldn't tell you
1396
00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:16,279
what I saw.
1397
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,715
But I love that you brought it
here.
1398
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,250
You got me hooked.
1399
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:21,317
- What does Oprah say?
1400
00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:22,286
I got it.
1401
00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:24,255
And I fucking loved it.
1402
00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:27,257
I come from that world of drag.
1403
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:29,859
You are incredible.
1404
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,895
You showed us the absurdity
1405
00:50:31,896 --> 00:50:35,865
of all of the things
people take so seriously.
1406
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,500
You told me about throughout
your life,
1407
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,469
you've had health issues.
1408
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,571
- I have gone through kidney
failure,
1409
00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:44,607
and dialysis and transplants.
1410
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:48,846
But sometimes I feel
like I'm just swallowed
1411
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:53,016
in the darkness that's in my
head.
1412
00:50:53,017 --> 00:50:57,253
And to translate it into humor,
1413
00:50:57,254 --> 00:50:58,923
and have you understand,
1414
00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:01,858
that just means everything to
me.
1415
00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:03,126
- You are here today,
1416
00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:07,463
living proof that laughter is
the answer.
1417
00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:09,265
I'm very proud of you.
1418
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,667
- Thank you.
1419
00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:11,635
- Thank you, ladies.
1420
00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,069
I think we've heard enough.
1421
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,305
While you untuck in the Werk
Room,
1422
00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,540
the judges and I will
deliberate.
1423
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,509
(engine revving)
1424
00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:20,376
Alright now just between
us squirrel friends,
1425
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,678
what do you think?
1426
00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:23,379
Starting with June Jambalaya.
1427
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,447
- I like June.
1428
00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,482
She has heart, she has depth.
1429
00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:29,719
Yes, there's a lot of
polish that needs to happen.
1430
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,787
- She brought her dancing skills
1431
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:32,255
and her culture to this
challenge,
1432
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,456
but when it comes to details,
1433
00:51:33,457 --> 00:51:35,224
she's gotta step her pussy
willows up.
1434
00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:36,826
(all laughing)
1435
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:37,827
- That's true.
1436
00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:39,562
- Amen.
1437
00:51:39,563 --> 00:51:40,431
- [RuPaul] Bosco.
1438
00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:42,665
- Whereas June needs to pay
more attention to the details,
1439
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:45,635
I feel like Bosco has details on
point.
1440
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,370
- And she funny, y'all.
- Mm-hmm.
1441
00:51:47,371 --> 00:51:48,905
- She funny, uh oh.
1442
00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,073
I'm scared.
(laughing)
1443
00:51:50,074 --> 00:51:51,975
- And she's definitely got her
eye
1444
00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:54,143
on the fashion part of drag.
1445
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:57,113
So she's gonna be a
really fun one to watch.
1446
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,382
- [RuPaul] Alyssa Hunter from
Puerto Rico.
1447
00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:00,783
- The juxtaposition between
1448
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,952
the talent show and the runway,
1449
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,788
probably more confusing than
the toaster for me tonight.
1450
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:08,391
(all laughing)
1451
00:52:08,392 --> 00:52:09,692
Understand the assignment
1452
00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:10,793
and have a through line.
1453
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:11,995
- Tonight on the runway,
however,
1454
00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:13,563
she looked gorgeous, she sold
it,
1455
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:17,500
and I hope more of that is what
turns up.
1456
00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:18,668
- [RuPaul] Kerri Colby.
1457
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:21,237
- When she picked up that
jump rope, it was on.
1458
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:23,473
She is so good at that,
1459
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,042
and I love when we're
surprised by talents.
1460
00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:27,110
- What she should've had done
1461
00:52:27,111 --> 00:52:29,278
was come out here with the
jump rope from the gag.
1462
00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:30,180
- Yeah.
- Because that's when
1463
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:31,647
it was interesting.
1464
00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:33,216
- [RuPaul] Orion Story.
(upbeat music)
1465
00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:34,717
- This was a bit awkward
tonight.
1466
00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:35,852
- Ha!
- What it was
1467
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,987
was this character workshop
thing
1468
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,322
that we all were part of.
1469
00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,591
She could be something very
special,
1470
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:44,027
but, I mean, we're here.
1471
00:52:44,028 --> 00:52:45,094
- Now is the time.
1472
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,063
- Time to let the hot
one out of the chamber.
1473
00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:48,431
(laughing)
1474
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:50,299
- [RuPaul] Kornbread with a K.
1475
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,769
- Kornbread might be one of the
most
1476
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:55,671
naturally funny people
I've ever been around.
1477
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,775
All I saw was a supernova in
front of me.
1478
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:00,643
- Kornbread delivered.
- Amen.
1479
00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:02,045
- Hot corn, Jiffy corn bread,
1480
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:04,280
with some syrup and butter,
honey.
1481
00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:07,417
Kornbread is a star.
1482
00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:08,684
Willow Pill.
1483
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:10,319
- She gave us performance art.
1484
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,821
- All we can ask ourselves at
this point
1485
00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:13,156
is if we wanna see more.
1486
00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:15,758
Bitch, yes I want to see more
from her.
1487
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:16,959
- She breaks the fourth wall
1488
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,262
of what humans are doing on this
planet.
1489
00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,630
It's the exact same thing
1490
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,833
that Monty Python's Flying
Circus did.
1491
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:25,501
They did mundane things,
1492
00:53:25,502 --> 00:53:28,037
and they made fun of everything
else
1493
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,572
that we all take seriously.
1494
00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:30,941
I love her!
1495
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:33,210
(claps twice)
1496
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:34,510
Silence.
1497
00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,279
RuPaul, I've heard enough.
1498
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,016
(all laughing)
(lively music)
1499
00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:41,518
- I'm so confused.
1500
00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:46,155
- Well.
- Bring back my girls.
1501
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,256
(engine revs)
(dramatic music)
1502
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:48,891
Welcome back, ladies.
1503
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,593
I've made some decisions.
1504
00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,728
(dramatic music)
1505
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:55,432
Bosco, Willow Pill.
1506
00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,167
You are safe.
1507
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,638
You may step to the back of the
stage.
1508
00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:06,910
Kornbread, I've got one thing to
say.
1509
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,714
Winner winner, chicken necklace.
1510
00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:13,616
(laughing)
1511
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:14,951
Con-drag-ulations, you are the
winner
1512
00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,219
of this week's challenge.
(all clapping)
1513
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,422
- Oh god fuck yeah!
1514
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:22,625
- You've won a cash prize of
$5000.
1515
00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:24,428
- Oh bitch better have my money!
1516
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:27,997
Bitch, what the fuck?
1517
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:29,265
I just won the first challenge
1518
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,100
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
1519
00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:31,434
I'm on top of the world.
1520
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:34,271
Wow.
(all laughing)
1521
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,907
(dramatic music)
1522
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:39,009
- Kerri Colby.
1523
00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:42,578
You are safe.
1524
00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:43,579
- Thank you.
1525
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,183
(suspenseful music)
1526
00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:48,784
- June Jambalaya.
1527
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,753
Your dance was beautiful,
1528
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:53,724
but the details got lost in the
weeds.
1529
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,659
Alyssa Hunter,
1530
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,461
your fashion was glam,
1531
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:01,999
but your performance did not
rock.
1532
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,669
Orion Story, you have a lot of
potential,
1533
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:11,107
but your comedy routine
just didn't work out.
1534
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:14,343
(dramatic music)
1535
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:15,344
Alyssa Hunter,
1536
00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:19,716
you are safe.
1537
00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:24,488
(dramatic music)
1538
00:55:27,191 --> 00:55:28,558
- Thank you very much.
1539
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,259
- You may join the other girls.
1540
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:31,260
- Thank you.
1541
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:37,500
- June Jambalaya, Orion Story.
1542
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,001
I'm sorry my dears,
1543
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,038
but you are up for elimination.
1544
00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:46,876
- I refuse to let this be the
end.
1545
00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:47,877
Oh no, ma'am.
1546
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:52,248
- Two queens stand before me.
(suspenseful music)
1547
00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:54,016
I've consulted with the judges,
1548
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:56,820
but the final decision is mine
to make.
1549
00:55:57,821 --> 00:55:59,088
Prior to tonight,
1550
00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:02,158
you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance
1551
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:05,194
of "Water Me" by Lizzo.
1552
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:09,865
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,
1553
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,369
and save yourself from
elimination.
1554
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,937
(suspenseful music)
1555
00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:16,772
The time has come
(thunder rumbling)
1556
00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:18,942
for you to lip sync
1557
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:24,147
for your life!
1558
00:56:25,249 --> 00:56:26,983
(suspenseful music)
1559
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,352
- I'm gonna turn out this
lip sync the way I know how.
1560
00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:30,287
Balls to the wall,
1561
00:56:30,288 --> 00:56:33,055
and do what I know how
to do, which is perform.
1562
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,056
- Good luck,
1563
00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:36,426
and don't fuck it up.
1564
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:42,331
("Water Me" by Lizzo)
1565
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,066
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
1566
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:46,202
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1567
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:50,573
♪ Love you so, but if you
don't, I have to leave, oh no ♪
1568
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,575
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
1569
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,677
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1570
00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:56,646
♪ Love you so, but if you don't
♪
1571
00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:59,148
♪ I have to leave, oh no ♪
1572
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,916
♪ Woo, it's hot ♪
1573
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,918
♪ I think I want to kick
off both of my socks ♪
1574
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:04,920
♪ I can feel it boiling up in
this pot ♪
1575
00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,522
♪ A closed mouth don't get fed ♪
1576
00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:07,690
♪ Is you hungry or not ♪
1577
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,358
♪ Like brr brr, operator ♪
1578
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,294
♪ Caboose like choo choo,
where's my trainer ♪
1579
00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,862
♪ Thank god, thank god, thank
god ♪
1580
00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:13,697
♪ I'm getting thicker ♪
1581
00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:15,965
♪ And I got 'em sweating in
the middle of the Winter ♪
1582
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:16,800
♪ Get up ♪
1583
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,534
♪ I don't get dehydrated ♪
1584
00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:20,569
♪ I moisturize it daily ♪
1585
00:57:20,570 --> 00:57:22,672
♪ I am my inspiration ♪
1586
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,573
♪ I am my inspiration ♪
1587
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:27,943
- I need to serve them a
hyping pot of Jambalaya.
1588
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,979
Miss Orion is a nice lady,
1589
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:32,548
but I will see her at the
reunion.
1590
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,617
♪ Oh yeah ♪
1591
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,786
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
- Let's go Miss Orion, yeah!
1592
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,521
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1593
00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:40,556
♪ Love you so, but if you don't
♪
1594
00:57:40,557 --> 00:57:42,792
♪ I have to leave, oh no ♪
1595
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,927
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
1596
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,929
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1597
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:49,031
♪ Love you so, but if you don't
♪
1598
00:57:49,032 --> 00:57:52,869
♪ I have to leave, oh no, ooh ♪
1599
00:57:54,571 --> 00:57:55,671
(RuPaul giggles)
1600
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:57,239
♪ I'm so pretty and saditty ♪
1601
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,275
♪ When these boys they after
kitty ♪
1602
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:01,811
♪ I just snap and pivot ♪
1603
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:04,113
♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪
1604
00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:04,948
♪ Get up ♪
1605
00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:06,449
♪ I don't get dehydrated ♪
1606
00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:08,584
♪ I moisturize it daily ♪
1607
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:10,653
♪ I am my inspiration ♪
1608
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,955
♪ I am my inspiration ♪
1609
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,824
♪ But I love you no limit ♪
1610
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,059
♪ I need to know you in it ♪
1611
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:21,263
♪ If you've got time
let's spend it, oh yeah ♪
1612
00:58:21,264 --> 00:58:22,898
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
1613
00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:25,167
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1614
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,336
♪ Love you so, but if you don't
♪
1615
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,472
♪ Have to leave, oh oh ♪
1616
00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:31,307
♪ I am free, yeah yeah ♪
1617
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,743
♪ Come water me, oh oh ♪
1618
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:35,611
♪ Love you so, but if you don't
♪
1619
00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:39,215
♪ I have to leave, oh oh ♪
♪ I've got to go ♪
1620
00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:44,019
- Period, bitch!
(all cheering, clapping)
1621
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,757
(dramatic music)
1622
00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:51,127
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
1623
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:54,131
(suspenseful music)
1624
00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:00,136
June Jambalaya, shante you stay.
1625
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:02,873
(dramatic music)
1626
00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:06,576
- Thank you.
1627
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:11,515
- Orion, your story is just
beginning.
1628
00:59:12,749 --> 00:59:16,385
Now, sashay away.
1629
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,855
(clapping)
(dramatic music)
1630
00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:23,526
- Well boots, it's time to start
walkin'.
1631
00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:27,129
Bye, Ms. Three Titties
1632
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,464
- Love you, baby.
- We love you.
1633
00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:29,465
- I love you.
1634
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,369
(dramatic music)
1635
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:37,106
- I definitely did not see
myself going home first.
1636
00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:38,774
But I think everyone back home
1637
00:59:38,775 --> 00:59:40,376
will be proud of what I did.
1638
00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:42,244
I don't have a single regret.
1639
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,115
I put up a good fight,
but it wasn't enough.
1640
00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:49,618
(exciting music)
1641
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,187
- Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1642
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:53,756
Next week, it's an all new
premiere,
1643
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:57,159
with seven new queens
competing for the crown.
1644
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,561
Until then, remember,
1645
00:59:58,562 --> 00:59:59,929
if you can't love yourself,
1646
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,931
how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?
1647
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,532
Can I get an amen up in here?
1648
01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:04,834
- [All] Amen!
1649
01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,869
- Alright now let the music
play!
1650
01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:09,205
(upbeat dance music)
1651
01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:12,208
♪ Nobody wins in the game of
love ♪
1652
01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:14,910
♪ Nobody wins in the game of
love ♪
1653
01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:16,545
♪ You're a winner ♪
1654
01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:18,347
(musical flourish)
1655
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,082
Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race.
1656
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,217
- We survived week one,
1657
01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:23,018
but we got some next bitches
coming up
1658
01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,286
to come take our spot.
1659
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,322
- I hope y'all are hungry.
1660
01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,756
To win!
(dramatic music)
1661
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,725
(queens screaming)
1662
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:31,594
- That's Alicia!
- Oh my God!
1663
01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,162
- Hi!
(queens screaming)
1664
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,464
- Alicia Keys!
(suspenseful music)
1665
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,667
- [RuPaul] Welcome to the CNTs.
1666
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:40,269
(all laughing)
1667
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:43,439
- I loved it! It was so good.
1668
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,341
- You stood out.
1669
01:00:44,342 --> 01:00:46,909
I'm not sure if it was
for all the right reasons.
1670
01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:49,512
(shady music)
1671
01:00:49,513 --> 01:00:50,880
(dramatic music)
1672
01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:53,649
- Please let me get out of this
alive.
1673
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:56,952
♪ Oh baby ♪
(dance music)
1674
01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:58,921
♪ A winner baby ♪
1675
01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:02,458
♪ You're a winner, baby ♪
1676
01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:07,263
♪ You're a winner, baby ♪
1677
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:11,267
♪ Nobody wins in the game of
love ♪
1678
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:14,036
♪ You're a winner, baby ♪
1679
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:16,539
♪ You're a winner, baby ♪
1680
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:18,240
♪ Nobody wins in the game of
love ♪
1681
01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:20,743
♪ You're a winner ♪
1682
01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:25,749
♪ MTV ♪
(musical flourish)
1683
01:01:25,773 --> 01:01:27,773
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