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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ panting]
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[ laughing]
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[ slurping]
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Didi:
TOMMY, COME TO MOMMY,
SWEETHEART
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WE'RE TRYING
TO WATCH THE SHOW.
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Emcee:
And that was our third finalist,
"Pass The Milk."
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When we come back
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we'll have the winner of
our $10,000grand prize, so...
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don't go away.
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[ door buzzer sounds]
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[ sighs]
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ANGELICA, MOMMY
AND DADDY ARE HERE.
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ONE SECOND, DEED
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THE MARKET IN EUROPE
IS GOING CRAZY!
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BRITISH BEEF IS DOWN,
SOYBEANS ARE UP
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DOLLAR'S WEAK IN FRANCE.
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JONATHAN, SELL THE BEEF
AND BUY FRANCS AND BEANS.
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HI, DEED. THANKS
FOR SITTING.
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TIME TO GO, ANGEL.
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MOMMY, CAN WE STAY
TO SEE THE WINNER?
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HMM?
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Oh! And now the winner
of our grand prize is...
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[ drum roll]
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"Baby Mudslinger!
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[ laughs]
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Whoo!
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What a wacky kid!
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Which reminds me, coming up
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is our "Wackiest Things
Our Children Do" competition
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with a grand prize of--
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you guessed it-- $10,000!
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So keep those home movies
coming!
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THAT'S THE WINNER?
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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[ Tommy squealing]
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[ laughing]
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NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
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IN FACT, HALF THE THINGS
TOMMY DOES
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ARE FUNNIER THAN THE STUFF
ON THIS SHOW.
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EVERYTHINGANGELICA
DOES IS FUNNIER.
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SURE, IT'S EASY FOR YOU.
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SHE TALKS.
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EVEN A MONKEY
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COULD CATCH FUNNY VIDEO
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OF A TALKER.
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[ laughing]
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[ slurping]
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DON'T EAT IT, TOMMY,
IT'S NOT FOOD.
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PULLING A PRIZE-WINNING
MOMENT OUT OF AN INFANT--
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THAT TAKES A PRO
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A REAL ARTISTE...
MOI.
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OH, HERE THEY GO.
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CAN I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN
FOR A MOMENT?
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SURE.
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COME ON, TOMMY,
DO SOMETHING.
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GIVE ME SOMETHING FUNNY.
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CHASE YOURSELF,
THE SCRATCH THING, SOMETHING!
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KNOCK-KNOCK.
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[ gasps]
I SAID,
"KNOCK-KNOCK!"
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LET ME
BORROW THAT.
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I THINK MY PRINCESS
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MIGHT DO SOMETHING FUNNY.
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[ laughs]
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KNOCK-KNOCK!
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WHO'S THERE?
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OLIVE.
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OLIVE WHO?
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OLIVE YOU 'CAUSE
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YOU'RE THE BESTEST DADDY
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IN THE WHOLE WIDEST WORLD!
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OH, YEAH.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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[ dog barking]
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[ Tommy squeals]
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QUICK, GIVE ME
THAT CAMERA.
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NO, WAIT, I...
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[ men grunting]
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[ Tommy laughing]
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IT'S MINE!
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[ laughter fades]
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NOW YOU MADE ME
MISS IT!
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STOP YELLING, NINNIES!
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Both [ yelling]:
WE'RE NOT YELLING!
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WELL, HELLO, BOY!
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[ sighs]
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UM, ANGELICA
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WHAT'S THAT THING
OUR DADDIES
ARE PLAYING WITH?
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THAT'S A CLAMCORDER.
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OH. WELL, WHAT'S IT FOR?
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WHEN YOU SEE IT,
YOU, UH...
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CLAM UP!
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YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING
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OR MAKE ANY NOISE, AND, UH...
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YOU GET A QUARTER, SEE?
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CLAM-QUARTER.
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WOW! A WHOLE QUARTER!
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DON'T FORGET
STU'S SURPRISE
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BIRTHDAY PARTY
TOMORROW.
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IT'S AT 5:00.
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OH, YES!
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OF COURSE, 5:00.
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GIVE ME JUST A MINUTE.
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JONATHAN. PUSH BACK
TOMORROW'S MEETING
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WITH CHASEM, KETCHUM AND SUE.
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LAWYERS.
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THAT'S WHAT I PAY
YOUFOR, JONATHAN.
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MAKE IT WORK.
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WOULDN'T MISS IT.
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SO GLAD YOU
CAN MAKE IT, CHARLOTTE
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BECAUSE STU WOULD BE
SO UNHAPPY
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IF HIS BROTHER WASN'T HERE
ON HIS SPECIAL DAY.
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I WANT YOU OUT!
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FINE, I'LL LEAVE!
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BUT I'LL BE BACK WITH
THAT $10,000 PRIZE.
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ONLY IF YOU'RE HIRED
TO DELIVER IT TO ME!
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DREW, IF IT HELPS,
YOU COULD USE OLD BESSIE
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BEST DARNED MOVING PICTURE
CAMERA I EVER HAD.
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BETTER THAN ANY
VIDEO THINGAMABOB.
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NO, THANKS, POP.
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I HAVE EQUIPMENT AT HOME,
WHERE WE'RE GOING!
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CHARLOTTE!
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WELL, GOOD LUCK!
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YOU'LL NEED IT
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BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES
TO CAPTURING MAGIC
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THESE EYES MISS NOTHING.
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[ laughing]
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[ zapping]
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THANKS FOR
BRINGING OVER
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THE LAMPS, HOWARD.
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LIGHTING HAS ALWAYS
BEEN A HOBBY OF MINE
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BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO
IS DIRECT.
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YEAH, GREAT.
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AND... ACTION!
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[ singing terribly off-key]:
♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE
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♪ LITTLE STAR
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♪ HOW I WONDER...
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DADDY! I CAN'T SEE
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THE LIGHTS ARE IN MY EYES.
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OKAY, OKAY. UH...
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I'M SORRY, ANGEL.
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UH... IS THIS BETTER?
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[ zooming]
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YES, PERFECT.
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[ thud and moan]
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I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP,
MR. DEVILLE.
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Stu [ whining]:
COME ON, TOMMY
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DO SOMETHING!
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ANYTHING!
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PLEASE?
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DO IT FOR DADDY.
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DANCE WITH YOUR TEDDY, PLEASE.
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SPRAY THE CHEESE AT CHUCKIE,
IN HIS HAIR... SOMETHING!
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DIDI!
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[ shuts door]
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TOMMY, WHY AREN'T WE
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PLAYING WITH THE TOYS
OR THE CHEESE?
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IT'S THE CLAM-QUARTER, CHUCKIE.
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ANGELICA SAYS
IF I DON'T DO ANYTHING
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OR MAKE ANY NOISE
WHEN IT WATCHES ME
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I GET A QUARTER.
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WELL, IT'S NOT
WATCHING NOW.
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OH...
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[ laughing]
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SO WHAT WILL YOU DO
WITH A WHOLE QUARTER?
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WELL... I'M NOT GOING
TO PUT IT UP MY NOSE.
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[ laughing]
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OH!
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YOU KNOW, ACCORDING
TO LIPSCHITZ
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INFANTS CAN BE CAMERA-SHY.
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SO I CAME UP WITH...
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THE TEN-GALLON HAT CAM!
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I'LL ALWAYS HAVE IT
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AND NOBODY
WILL NOTICE.
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I'LL TAKE TOMMY
TO THE PARK
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AND TRY IT OUT.
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WHEN YOU AND DREW
WERE LITTLE BOYS
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I GOT PLENTY OF GOOD MOVIES.
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AND I NEVER RAN AROUND WITH
A HARDWARE STORE ON MY HEAD.
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ALL IT TAKES
IS A LITTLE PATIENCE.
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SORRY, POP, NO TIME,
GOT TO GO.
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Angelica [ singing off-key]:
♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE
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♪ LITTLE STAR
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♪ HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE...
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[ bellows]:
CUT!
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FROM THE TOP, DADDY?
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[ groans softly]
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HONEY, WE HAVE TO GO
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TO UNCLE STU'S
SURPRISE PARTY
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SO WE ONLY HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE TRY.
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AND I NEED YOU TO BE--
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HOW CAN I SAY THIS?--
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FUNNY.
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HONEY, YOU'VE
SEEN THE SHOW.
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DO WHAT THE OTHER KIDS
DO TO BE FUNNY.
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I SAW THE SHOW
ONE TIME
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AND IT WAS FUNNY, AND...
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GREAT, JUST DO
WHAT THAT KID DID.
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UH... OKAY.
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♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE...
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[ clang]
OW!
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HUH?
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FEED THE DUCKS, TOMMY.
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THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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[ giggling]
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DIDI WAS RIGHT.
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THE PARK IS DEFINITELY FUNNIER.
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WHOA, HEY! WHOA... WHOA!
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[ yells]
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[ splat]
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[ laughing, quacking]
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Drew:
HEY, BRO!
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[ gulps]
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HOW GOES THE VIDEO?
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UH... GREAT!
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HOURS OF MAGIC.
YOU?
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UH... SAME.
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OH, YEAH.
HOURS AND HOURSOF GOLD.
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[ humming]
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HI, ANGELICA.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
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CLAMMED UP ALL DAY
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AND I STILL HAVE
NO QUARTER.
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HUH?
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OH!
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YEAH, UH, HMM...
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SOON.
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YOU HAVE TO WAIT
TILL... SOON.
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COME ON, ANGELICA,
WE HAVE TO GO.
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NICE HAT.
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NICE WALK.
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[ Angelica humming]
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[ crickets chirping]
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[ general conversation]
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OH, YOU CAN GET
SCHMUTZ FOR FREE
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IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD!
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Didi:
SWEETIE, PLEASE TAKE
OFF THE SKATES INSIDE?
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OKAY, AUNT DIDI
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RIGHT AFTER I DO
THE TRIPLE AXLE!
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RIGHT AFTER
THE TRIPLE.
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DREW!
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ALL RIGHT.
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TAKE OFF YOUR SKATES
FOR AUNT DIDI
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BUT DO IT FUNNY.
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[ humming]
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[ car pulls up]
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HE'S HERE!
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Didi:
OH, DEAR!
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[ guests buzzing excitedly]
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SHH, SHH, SHH!
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WHAT ARE ALL
THE GROWN-UPS DOING?
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LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PLAYING
HIDE-AND-GO-PEEK.
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OH, BOY! LET'S PLAY!
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GOOD HIDING PLACE.
259
00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,667
YEAH! AND LOOK...
260
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:41,668
GUM!
261
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:42,669
THAT'S NOT GUM.
262
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,236
[ gasps] NEAT!
263
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,803
THIS IS TOO SCARY.
264
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,153
I WONDER WHERE TOMMY IS?
265
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,459
[ creaking]
266
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,375
HMM. I WONDER WHERE MOMMY IS?
267
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,507
[ in unison]:
SURPRISE!
268
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,509
WOW, DEED, YOU REALLY GOT ME!
269
00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,164
[ yells]
270
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,383
THIS IS PRICELESS!
271
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,514
WHAT A BOOB.
272
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:06,388
[ yelling]
273
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,085
[ loud crashing]
274
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,391
[ Didi gasps]
275
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,566
[ both yelling]
276
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,569
[ guests scream]
277
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,136
[ bellows in terror]
278
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,007
[ splat]
279
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,095
Woman:
OH, DEAR.
280
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,446
HI, TOMMY,
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
281
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,101
I'VE BEEN DOING NOTHING
A BAZILLION TIMES
282
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,842
AND I STILL GOT NO QUARTER
283
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,018
AND DOING NOTHING IS HARD WORK!
284
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,019
[ tinkling]
285
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,238
[ gasps]
LOOK!
286
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,456
THE QUARTER!
287
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,981
[ all exclaiming]
288
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,983
YOU'RE IN THE BURNY.
289
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,549
UH, STU...?
290
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,901
[ both grunt]
291
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,337
[ audience laughing]
292
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,947
AND... THE WINNER OF
293
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,733
"THE WACKY THINGS
OUR CHILDREN DO" COMPETITION
294
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,387
AND THE $10,000 IS...
295
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,737
[ drum roll]
296
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,042
[ cymbals clash]
297
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,827
LOU PICKLES!
298
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,524
[ audience oohs and ahs]OH!
299
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,526
[ applause]
300
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,877
I'D LIKE TO THANK MY TWO BOYS...
301
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,357
[ chuckles]
302
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:06,143
...WITHOUT WHOM,
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE.
303
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:12,715
[ all laughing]
304
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,849
[ groans]
305
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:19,983
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE OUR KIDS
DID ANYTHING FUNNY, ANYWAY.
306
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:23,944
[ laughing]
307
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,119
[ giggling]
308
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,860
[ giggling]
309
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:32,169
[ laughing and cooing]
310
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,431
[ babbling]
311
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,043
[ gasps]
312
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,697
[ gasps]
313
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,875
[ both scream at top of lungs]
314
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:56,106
[ fanfares playing...]
315
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,892
Boy:
ALL RIGHT, McNULTY BROTHERS
316
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,241
LET'S GO!
317
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,416
AND ONE
318
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,634
AND TWO
319
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,810
AND NINE
320
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:04,811
AND SEVEN.
321
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,551
COME ON, YOU BABIES.
322
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,466
YOU CALL THOSE
JUMPING JACKS?
323
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,294
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
324
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:13,036
NOW, THAT KID KNOWS
HOW TO TREAT BABIES.
325
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,342
COME ON, CYNTHIA.
326
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,474
LET'S GO INTRODUCE OURSELVES.
327
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,824
MY NAME'S ANGELICA.
328
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,956
I'M FOUR...
WELL, ALMOST.
329
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,742
TIMMY McNULTY,
FOUR AND A HALF.
330
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:27,094
ALL RIGHT, McNULTYS,
DROP AND GIVE ME SIX, LET'S GO!
331
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,749
MM... AN OLDER TODDLER--
I LIKE THAT.
332
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,883
I LIKE THE WAY
YOU HANDLE YOUR BABIES.
333
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,102
WE'RE PRACTICING
334
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,278
FOR THE OLYMPICS.
335
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,890
SO WE CAN PLAY AGAINST THE
GREATEST ATHLETES OF THE WORLD.
336
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,762
AND WIN SOME GOLD MEDALS...
337
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,285
LIKE THIS ONE.
338
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,982
HMM, THAT'S NICE.
339
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,331
SO, YOU WANT TO PLAY?
340
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,159
ME AND CYNTHIA
WERE THINKING
341
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,161
OF HAVING
A TEA PARTY, AND...
342
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,033
BOYS DON'T HAVE TEA PARTIES
343
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:56,123
AND WE DEFINITELY
DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS.
344
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,387
FINE, GO AHEAD AND PLAY
YOUR STUPID 'LYMPICS.
345
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,605
SEE IF I CARE.
346
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,086
COME ON, CYNTHIA.
347
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,305
DUMB BOY.
348
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,307
WE DON'T NEED HIM, ANYWAY.
349
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,312
Cynthia:
HMM...
350
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,357
BABIES... YES!
351
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,969
HELLO, BABIES,
WHAT YA DOING?
352
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,361
DIGGING HOLES.
353
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,102
WANT TO DIG WITH US?
354
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,976
GEE, THANKS, TOMMY, UM...
IT'S AWFUL NICE OF YOU TO ASK
355
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,066
BUT ME AND CYNTHIA
ARE GOING TO PLAY 'LYMPICS.
356
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,415
SEE YOU LATER.
357
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,505
THREE, FIVE, TWO...
358
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,723
WAIT, ANGELICA!
359
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,638
WE WANT TO PLAY 'LYMPICS, TOO.
360
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,075
[ quietly]:
YES!
361
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,338
[ in normal voice]:
HMM... GEE, TOMMY
362
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,296
I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU TO PLAY
363
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,776
BUT THE 'LYMPICS IS ONLY
364
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,126
THE MOST GREATEST GAME
IN THE WORLD
365
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,694
WHERE ATHLETES
FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
366
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,739
LIKE RUSSIA AND FRANCE AND OHIO
367
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,350
TRY TO WIN THE GOLD MEDAL.
368
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,265
THAT SOUNDS GREAT, ANGELICA.
369
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,702
WE WANT TO TRY
AND WIN THE GOLD MEDAL.
370
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,355
WE DO?
371
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,139
I COULD TRAIN YOU
372
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,664
BUT IT MIGHT TAKE YEARS,
EVEN MONTHS, OF HARD WORK.
373
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,015
I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME,
ANGELICA.
374
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,234
I HAVE TO TAKE MY AFTERNOON NAP.
375
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,541
THEN WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO WORK FAST.
376
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,673
YOU SEE THOSE BABIES
OVER THERE?
377
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,327
FASTER, BABIES, FASTER!
378
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,460
IF YOU WANT TO WIN
THE GOLD MEDAL
379
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,201
THAT'S WHO
YOU HAVE TO BEAT.
380
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:17,465
THEY DON'T LOOK
LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
VERY MUCH FUN.
381
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,510
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FUN?
382
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,208
THIS IS THE 'LYMPICS.
383
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,341
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO WIN
THE GOLD MEDAL OR NOT?
384
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,386
SURE WE DO!
385
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,648
Both:
YEAH!
386
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:30,391
OKAY, THEN START EXERCISING.
387
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,568
Angelica:
AND TWO, AND THREE,
AND FOUR, AND EIGHT...
388
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,309
COME ON,
YOU BABIES, KEEP UP!
389
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,095
NO, NO, NO!
390
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,445
CAN'T YOU BABIES
DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
391
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,882
FEET APART, JUMP, CLAP.
392
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,927
Timmy:
WELL, WELL, WELL...
393
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,624
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
394
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:47,756
OH, HELLO, TIMMY.
395
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,671
COME TO WATCH
ME AND MY BABIES
396
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,064
TRAIN FOR THE 'LYMPICS?
397
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,892
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
398
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,068
DID YOU HEAR THAT, McNULTYS?
399
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,722
THEY'RE TRAINING
FOR THE 'LYMPICS!
400
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,942
YES, WE'RE TRAINING
FOR THE 'LYMPICS.
401
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,466
ALL RIGHT, YOU BABIES,
DROP AND GIVE ME SIX.
402
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,512
SIX WHAT, ANGELICA?
403
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:05,426
[ laughing]
404
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:06,775
"SIX WHAT?"
405
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,516
OH, THAT IS GOOD!
406
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,040
ANGELICA, MAYBE YOU
AND YOUR BABIES
407
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,869
BETTER STICK
TO DOLLS AND TEA PARTIES.
408
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,306
YOU LISTEN TO ME, TIMMY McNULTY.
409
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,309
MY BABIES ARE JUST AS GOOD
AS YOUR BABIES.
410
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,572
AND WE COULD BEAT YOU ANYTIME.
411
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,747
[ laughing]
412
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,054
STOP LAUGHING,
YOU, YOU...
413
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,708
YOU BOY, YOU.
414
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,276
SORRY, ANGELICA,
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT
415
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,844
THE IDEA OF YOUR BABIES BEATING
MY BABIES IS PRETTY FUNNY.
416
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,282
WELL, IF YOU THINK
IT'S SO FUNNY
417
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:38,502
THEN WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR
MOMMY WHERE YOUR MOUSE IS?
418
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,547
HUH?
419
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,722
CUTE ANDDUMB.
420
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,246
I'M TALKING ABOUT
A 'LYMPIC CONTEST
421
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,509
BETWEEN YOUR BABIES
AND MINE.
422
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,946
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!
423
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,948
MY BABIES WOULD CREAM
YOUR BABIES.
424
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,211
BESIDES, WHAT WOULD WE GET
IF WE WIN?
425
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:55,389
HOW ABOUT IF MY BABIES WIN,
I GET YOUR GOLD MEDAL
426
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,739
AND IF YOUR DUMB BABIES WIN,
YOU GET
427
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:58,740
MY GOLD MEDAL.
428
00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:59,959
[ all gasp]
429
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,004
ANGELICA,
THAT'S THE GOLD MEDAL
430
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702
YOUR MOMMY GAVE YOU
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
431
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,054
I HAVE MY REASONS, TOMMY.
432
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,230
[ romantic harp music
playing...]
433
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,409
[ fanfare playing...]
434
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,673
SO, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
435
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,240
OKAY, EVERYBODY...
436
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,025
THE FIRSTEST EVENT
IS THE SPINNING BABY DASH.
437
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,027
WE'LL SPIN
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
438
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,811
TILL YOU BABIES GET DIZZY.
439
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,031
THEN YOU RACE
TO THE DIRT PILE
440
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,163
PICK UP A ROCK
441
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,729
AND BRING IT BACK.
442
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:35,037
THE FIRST BABY TO RETURN
WITH THEIR ROCK IS THE WINNER.
443
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,822
OKAY, BABIES, START SPINNING!
444
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:41,957
Both:
WHOA... WHOA!
445
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:47,441
[ both groaning]
446
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:51,010
[ other children yelling...]
447
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,193
[ panting...]
448
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,027
[ cheering and yelling]
449
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:10,899
[ groans]
450
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,683
SO, TIMMY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK
451
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,511
OF ME AND MY BABIES NOW?
452
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,730
DUMB LUCK.
453
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,645
WAIT TILL THE NEXT RACE.
454
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,646
WAY TO GO, TOMMY.
455
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:19,864
YOU WON.
456
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,605
[ dazed]:
UH... I DID?
457
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,955
HEY, THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE A ROCK.
458
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,174
[ gasps]
459
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,524
HEY, IT'S A DIRT CLOD.
460
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,918
HA! A DIRT CLOD?
461
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,530
YOUR DUMB BABY COULDN'T EVEN
FIND A ROCK IN A DIRT PILE.
462
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:34,749
YOU LOSE.
463
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:35,967
OH, TOMMY...!
464
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:42,409
ALL RIGHT, BABIES, THIS
NEXT EVENT IS THE WATER BALLET.
465
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,760
[ "The Blue Danube" waltz
playing...]
466
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,327
[ gasps]
467
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,289
[ both giggling]
468
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,474
[ fanfare playing]
469
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,785
[ "La Cumparcita" tango
playing...]
470
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,788
[ gasps]
471
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,230
[ giggles]
472
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,716
[ fanfare playing]
473
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:29,717
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
474
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,240
[ groans]
475
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,068
Angelica:
OKAY, EVERYBODY.
476
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,723
AFTER TWO CONTESTS,
THE 'LYMPICS ARE TIED.
477
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,205
THE WINNER OF THIS EVENT
TAKES HOME THE GOLD MEDAL.
478
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,294
AND SINCE YOU PICKED
THE LAST EVENT
479
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,600
IT'S MY TURN TO PICK THIS ONE.
480
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,168
AND I SAY IT WILL BE
A RELAY RACE
481
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,344
AND YOU'VE GOT TO USE
ALL YOUR BABIES.
482
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,693
[ gasps]
483
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,435
TOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
'LYMPICS NO MORE.
484
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,134
I'LL LOSE AND THEN
IT WILL BE ALL MY FAULT
485
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,874
THAT WE DON'T GET
THE GOLD MEDAL.
486
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,746
YOU HAVE TO PLAY, CHUCKIE.
487
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,096
THE WHOLE TEAM
IS COUNTING ON YOU.
488
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,359
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THE DAYS
489
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,449
WHEN A KID COULD ENJOY
THE SIMPLE PLEASURES
490
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
OF DIGGING
A HOLE IN THE SAND?
491
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,153
OKAY, BABIES, THIS ISN'T
JUST A GAME ANYMORE.
492
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,720
OH, NO,
IT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF GAMES.
493
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,679
AND THESE GAMES...
[ sighs]
494
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:19,680
WHAT, CHUCKIE?
495
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,160
I HAVE TO GO POTTY.
496
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,163
YOU CAN'T GO POTTY
TILL AFTER THE RACE!
497
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,992
[ fanfare playing...]
498
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:32,997
Angelica:
ON YOUR MARKS!
499
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,216
GET SET!
500
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,567
Both:
GO!
501
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,090
[ twins giggling]
502
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,788
Angelica:
WE'RE GONNA WIN
503
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,137
THE 'LYMPICS!
504
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,008
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
505
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,320
HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT,
LILLIAN.
506
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,279
GET YOUR OWN, PHILLIP!
507
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,498
NO, I SAW IT FIRST, LILLIAN.
508
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:56,499
NO, I DID!
509
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,500
I DID!
510
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,501
I DID!
511
00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,981
LOOKS LIKE YOUR BABIES
512
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,722
FOUND SOMETHING
BETTER TO DO.
513
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,332
HEY...!
514
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,334
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
515
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,555
HEY, LOOK WHAT JUST
FELL OUT OF THE SKY.
516
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,991
IT'S CHERRY.
517
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,732
I DON'T CARE WHAT FLAVOR IT IS.
518
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,907
GET GOING!
519
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,561
YOU'RE LOSING THE RACE.
520
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,824
[ children yelling...]
521
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,439
[ both yelling]
522
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,574
LET'S GO FIND THAT POPSICLE.
523
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,619
GOOD IDEA!
524
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,404
HMM...
525
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,275
GO, GO, GO...
526
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,760
PSST! HEY, KID!
527
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,152
OVER HERE.
528
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,719
DEAD LIZARD!
529
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,940
TEDDY, YEAH, LET'S GO!
530
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,463
HEY, WHAT THE...?
531
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:49,639
[ gasps]
532
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:50,901
HELLO, TIMMY.
533
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,601
HEY, I DIDN'T FIND
ANY DEAD LIZARD.
534
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,124
DEAD LIZARD?
535
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,955
TEDDY, YOU GET YOUR LITTLE
BABY BUTT BACK IN THE RACE.
536
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,436
ANGELICA, YOU WERE CHEATING.
537
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,654
I'M CHEATING?
538
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,353
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
POPSICLE BOY?
539
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,920
OKAY... FROM NOW ON,
NOBODY CHEATS.
540
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,313
Both:
FINE.
541
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,185
[ children yelling
and cheering]
542
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,319
Angelica:
GO, GO! FASTER, FASTER!
543
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,842
COME ON, TEDDY!COME ON, TOMMY!
544
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:23,238
ANGELICA, I REALLY
HAVE TO GO POTTY.
545
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,458
I TOLD YOU, CHUCKIE,
AFTER THE RACE.
546
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,764
IT'S UP TO YOU
TO WIN THE GOLD MEDAL.
547
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:32,029
YEAH, CHUCKIE, IT'S UP TO YOU
TO WIN THE GOLD MEDAL...
548
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,248
FOR ME.
549
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,510
[ laughing]
550
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,816
[ gasps]
551
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,339
[ yelling]
552
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,601
[ both yelling]
553
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,690
[ other children cheering]
554
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:41,735
ANGELICA...
555
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,563
CHUCKIE,
WINNING THIS GOLD MEDAL
556
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,435
MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
557
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,917
BUT, ANGELICA, I REALLY,
REALLY HAVE TO GO...
558
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:53,268
I KNOW, POTTY, BUT YOU CAN'T GO
TILL YOU WIN THE RACE.
559
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,923
THE FASTER YOU RUN,
THE SOONER YOU GET TO GO.
560
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,359
[ groans]
561
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,453
[ panting]
562
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,672
[ yelling]
563
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,587
[ panting...]
564
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,158
ALL RIGHT!
565
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:17,118
WE WIN THE 'LYMPICS!
566
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,467
I WIN! I WIN!
567
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,513
I GET THE GOLD MEDAL!
568
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:21,862
HOORAY FOR ME!
569
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:31,132
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
ME AND MY BABIES NOW?
570
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,221
I GOT TO HAND IT
TO YOU, ANGELICA
571
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,615
YOU BEAT US FAIR AND SQUARE.
572
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:39,140
I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY
I GET TO WEAR THE GOLD MEDAL.
573
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,447
AH... IT COULD HAPPEN.
574
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,929
[ fanfare playing...]
575
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,454
[ grunting...]
576
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,639
and NICKELODEON
577
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:03,164
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
578
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,416
Teddy:
HEY, I DIDN'T FIND
ANY DEAD LIZARD.
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