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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,151 [ gasps] 2 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:41,938 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 3 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:57,781 [ dog whining] 4 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:01,716 OH, NOW, DON'T YOU 5 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,856 LOOK HANDSOME? 6 00:01:05,513 --> 00:01:07,895 DEED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SPIKE? 7 00:01:07,998 --> 00:01:10,346 DON'T YOU THINK HE LOOKS CUTE? 8 00:01:10,449 --> 00:01:13,556 HE'S A DOG, DEED, NOT A... A POODLE. 9 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:15,696 [ growling] 10 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:18,319 GOOD BOY, SPIKE. 11 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:21,253 IF YOU WANT TO RUN AROUND NAKED ALL DAY 12 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:22,634 THEN GO AHEAD. 13 00:01:22,737 --> 00:01:24,256 RUN, SPIKE! 14 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,671 BE FREE! 15 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:28,743 COME AND LISTEN TO MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. 16 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:30,055 SURE, POP. 17 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:32,540 WOW, SPIKE. 18 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,197 I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE. 19 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:36,648 NO WONDER YOU'RE SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME. 20 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,133 [ sighs] 21 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:43,689 [ giggling] 22 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,174 I'M STILL LISTENING. 23 00:01:45,277 --> 00:01:47,037 I WANT TO CHECK ON THE... AAH! 24 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,625 Didi: STU, WHAT'S WRONG? 25 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:50,248 OH, NOTHING. 26 00:01:50,351 --> 00:01:52,284 TOMMY JUST TOOK OFF HIS DIAPER. 27 00:01:52,388 --> 00:01:53,941 WELL, PUT IT BACK ON. 28 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:56,392 Grandpa: HURRY. THIS IS MY BIG ENDING. 29 00:01:56,495 --> 00:02:00,085 OKAY, CHAMP, LET'S GET THIS THING BACK ON. 30 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:01,604 THERE YOU GO. 31 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:03,433 GOOD AS NEW. 32 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:05,021 TOMMY! 33 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:10,682 NOW JUST KEEP IT ON THIS TIME AND... 34 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,754 TOMMY, I'M NOT KIDDING! 35 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:19,035 GET THAT THING OFF YOUR HEAD. 36 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,520 YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE TOMMY IDEAS. 37 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:23,695 DEED, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 38 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:25,214 HE WON'T KEEP IT ON. 39 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:26,698 IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. 40 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:29,563 RUNNING AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON IS NATURAL? 41 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:32,290 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FAMILY YOU'RE FROM 42 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:34,188 BUT IN MINE WE WORE CLOTHES. 43 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:37,295 EXCEPT FOR AUNT LOIS, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. 44 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:38,813 ACCORDING TO LIPSCHITZ 45 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:41,954 "THE SPONTANEOUS SHEDDING OF CLOTHING BY INFANTS 46 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,750 "IS A NATURAL OUTGROWTH OF THEIR DESIRE 47 00:02:44,854 --> 00:02:47,063 TO EXPLORE THEIR PERSONAL SPACE." 48 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,238 WHAT DOES THATMEAN? 49 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:52,620 HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT PROBABLY BEFORE KINDERGARTEN. 50 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:54,967 PROBABLY? 51 00:02:55,071 --> 00:02:56,486 HIYA, DEED. 52 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,902 SAY, HOW'S LOU'S SPEECH COMING? 53 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:01,457 FINE, BETTY, BUT HE'S VERY NERVOUS. 54 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,977 HE ISRECEIVING AN AWARD IN FRONT OF THE FULL ASSEMBLY 55 00:03:05,081 --> 00:03:07,117 OF THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF WOMBATS. 56 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,809 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, TOMMY. 57 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:11,777 YEAH, TOMMY. DO YOU HAVE A NEW TOOTH? 58 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:13,641 NO. 59 00:03:13,745 --> 00:03:15,125 DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? 60 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:15,712 NOPE. 61 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:16,851 I KNOW. 62 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:18,198 YOU'RE BUCK NAKED! 63 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,167 WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CLOTHES? 64 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:23,686 ARE YOU TAKING A BATH? 65 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:26,827 NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR MY CLOTHES. 66 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:28,760 HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO? 67 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:30,589 LET ME ASK YOU THIS, LIL. 68 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:31,935 HOW COME YOUDO? 69 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:32,936 HUH? 70 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,559 WHY DO YOUWEAR CLOTHES? 71 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:35,974 WELL, I GUESS... 72 00:03:36,077 --> 00:03:39,011 ALL THEY'RE GOOD FOR IS GETTING DIRTY OR WET 73 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:41,807 AND THEN YOUR MOM YANKS YOUR SHIRT 74 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:44,983 UP OVER YOUR HEAD, AND IT HURTS YOUR EARS. 75 00:03:45,086 --> 00:03:48,158 AND THEY DO IT SO THEY CAN PUT A NEW SHIRT ON YOU 76 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,127 AND SAY HOW CUTE IT LOOKS, BUT IT'S NOT CUTE. 77 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,749 IT'S JUST HOT AND ITCHY. 78 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,095 BUT... 79 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:55,165 DON'T YOU SEE? 80 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,166 YEAH, WE SEE. 81 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,996 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES 82 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:59,653 ORDIAPERS. 83 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:00,999 YOU CAN BE FREE! 84 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:02,932 YAY! YAY! 85 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,830 YOU CAN DO IT TOO. 86 00:04:04,934 --> 00:04:06,107 IT FEELS GREAT. 87 00:04:06,211 --> 00:04:07,764 WELL, MAYBE. 88 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:11,181 [ grunting] 89 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,391 [ sighs] 90 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,289 I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. 91 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,744 PHILIP! 92 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,090 LILLIAN! 93 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:27,267 UM, LIL, COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 94 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,441 WHERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUR? 95 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:30,925 PRACTICING HIS SPEECH? 96 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,858 AAH! NOW THEY'RE ALLDOING IT. 97 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:36,586 GOING THROUGH THAT SPONTANEOUS SHEDDING OF CLOTHING STAGE? 98 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,312 IT'S AN OUTGROWTH 99 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,590 OF THEIR DESIRE TO CONTROL THEIR ENVIRONMENT 100 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:42,868 AND EXPLORE THEIR PERSONAL SPACE. 101 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,732 Stu: THAT'S WHAT DIDI SAID. 102 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:46,078 SOMETHING WRONG? 103 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:47,252 ARE YOU OKAY? 104 00:04:47,356 --> 00:04:49,116 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU GUYS? 105 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:50,635 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 106 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:51,670 WHAT, CHUCKIE? 107 00:04:51,774 --> 00:04:53,085 OH, DON'T THINK 108 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:54,432 I HAVEN'T NOTICED. 109 00:04:54,535 --> 00:04:56,088 YOU'RE ALL TOTALLY NAKEY! 110 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,504 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 111 00:04:57,607 --> 00:05:00,507 YOU CAN'T GO AROUND WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON. 112 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,094 WHY NOT? 113 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:04,649 'CAUSE... YOUR PARENTS PUT THEM ON YOU. 114 00:05:04,752 --> 00:05:06,271 SO? 115 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,894 THEY SPENT A LOT OF TIME PUTTING THEM ON. 116 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:10,793 THEY MUST HAVE A GOOD REASON. 117 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:13,968 MAYBE THEY DID SO WE CAN PRACTICE TAKING THEM OFF. 118 00:05:14,072 --> 00:05:15,936 I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE REASON. 119 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:18,248 I... I... OH, I DON'T KNOW. 120 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,905 CHUCKIE, TAKE THEM OFF. 121 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,424 YEAH, IT'S FUN. 122 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:24,393 Tommy: WHAT'S THE MATTER? NEED HELP? 123 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:27,706 NO, I DON'T NEED HELP 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKEY. 124 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,363 IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL. 125 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:32,228 BUT CHUCKIE, ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE NAKEY. 126 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,850 LOOK. SPIKE IS NAKEY. 127 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,680 AND SUSIE'S CAT IS NAKEY. 128 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:37,371 AND EVEN REPTAR IS NAKEY. 129 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:38,476 WELL... 130 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:41,410 I GUESS IF REPTAR'S NAKEY... 131 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:45,137 [ grunting] 132 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:46,725 GREAT EVONNE GOOLAGONG! 133 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:49,210 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 134 00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:51,661 PHILLY, LILLY, YOU'RE NUDISTS! 135 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,214 BETTY, I'M SURPRISED. 136 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:54,284 THEY'RE JUST BABIES. 137 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,700 LIPSCHITZ SAYS... 138 00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:58,081 DON'T START WITH THAT HIPPIE LIPSCHITZ. 139 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:01,706 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF BABY COMMUNE YOU'RE RUNNING 140 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,811 BUT IT'S TIME TO FACE FACTS. 141 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:06,124 THE '60s ARE OVER, AND WE LOST. 142 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:07,574 [ door slams] 143 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:10,473 [ Chuckie grunting] 144 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:14,132 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE PHIL AND LIL AGAIN. 145 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:16,065 OH, SURE WE ARE, CHUCKIE. 146 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,309 THEIR MOM'S NOT GOING TO LET THEM COME BACK 147 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:22,140 ALL 'CAUSE OF YOU MAKING THEM GET NAKEY. 148 00:06:22,243 --> 00:06:24,660 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. 149 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:26,247 NAKEY IS GOOD. 150 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:27,456 NAKEY IS FREE! 151 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:28,974 NAKEY IS... NAKEY! 152 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:30,666 [ groans] 153 00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:33,703 I CAN'T BELIEVE BETTY REACTED LIKE THAT. 154 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:35,291 OUR SON'S BECOME 155 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,155 THE HIGH PRIEST OF BABY NUDISM. 156 00:06:37,258 --> 00:06:38,570 IT'S JUST A PHASE. 157 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:40,676 IT'S A PHASE THAT'S NOT GOING OVER 158 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,332 TOO WELL WITH THE NEIGHBORS. 159 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:46,820 WHAT IF HE GETS NAKED TONIGHT AT POP'S DINNER? 160 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:49,132 I'VE GOT DR. LIPSCHITZ' PHONE NUMBER. 161 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:51,790 MAYBE I'D BETTER GIVE HIM A CALL. 162 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:55,035 I'M GOING TO TAKE MORE PRACTICAL STEPS. 163 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,761 YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 164 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:01,213 DR. LIPSCHITZ KNOWS WHAT DO TO. 165 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:03,733 AFTER ALL, HE WROTE THE BOOK. 166 00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:06,184 Hello. This is Dr. Lipschitz. 167 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:08,082 OH, HELLO, DR. LIPSCHITZ. 168 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:09,636 Thank you for calling 169 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,224 the Dr. Lipschitz Baby Talk Hot Line. 170 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:15,193 If you have a question about nutrition 171 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,885 press one now. 172 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:18,886 I'LL SHOW THEM. 173 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,509 I'LL SHOW THEM ALL. 174 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:23,512 MY SON WILL NOT BE RIDICULED FOR A CONSPICUOUS BREACH 175 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:24,858 OF THE SOCIAL CONTRACT. 176 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:28,309 You have pressed six, "Distressing Baby Behavior." 177 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:32,141 If your baby seems to laugh at inappropriate moments 178 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,487 press one now. 179 00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:34,868 Didi: OH. 180 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:37,802 [ grunting] 181 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,389 [ snaps] 182 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,564 If your baby has been 183 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:45,119 spontaneously shedding his or her clothing 184 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:47,777 please press nine now. 185 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:49,917 FINALLY. 186 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,747 You have pressed nine. 187 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:54,819 The spontaneous shedding of clothing by infants 188 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:56,752 is a natural outgrowth 189 00:07:56,855 --> 00:08:00,445 of their desire to control their physical environment 190 00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:02,999 and explore their personal space. 191 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,863 Thank you for calling 192 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:07,348 the Dr. Lipschitz Baby Talk Hot Line. 193 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:10,386 You will be charged 1.95 for the first minute 194 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,009 and 95 cents for each additional minute. 195 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:15,046 Stu: THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED 196 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,738 THANKS TO MY PICKLES BABY SUSPENDERS. 197 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,809 THEY'RE CUTE, BUT I DON'T SEE... 198 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:22,985 THESE STRAPS ARE CALIBRATED TO TOMMY'S WEIGHT 199 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:25,505 STRONG ENOUGH SO HE CAN'T PULL THEM OFF 200 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:27,714 BUT BUFFERED TO PREVENT DISCOMFORT. 201 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:30,579 THIS COULD BE A NEW DIVISION FOR PICKLES TOYS. 202 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:34,583 WELL, IT'S NOT THE FASHION STATEMENT OF THE YEAR 203 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:39,208 BUT AT LEAST WE'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE TOMMY TO POP'S DINNER. 204 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:43,074 AND SO ON BEHALF OF THE WOMBAT CLUB 205 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:44,869 OF WINNETICUT COUNTY 206 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:48,907 I PRESENT THIS YEAR'S GOLDEN MARSUPIAL AWARD 207 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,151 TO LOU PICKLES. 208 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:02,093 FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FELLOW WOMBATS 209 00:09:02,196 --> 00:09:05,096 THERE'S ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY 210 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:08,064 WHY I'M STANDING AT THIS PODIUM TODAY 211 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:10,273 RECEIVING THE HIGHEST HONOR 212 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:13,898 THAT THE EXULTED ORDER OF WOMBATS CAN BESTOW. 213 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:16,694 IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WAS BORN RICH-- 214 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:18,419 OH, NO, FAR FROM IT-- 215 00:09:18,523 --> 00:09:20,939 OR BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LUCKY. 216 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,943 MY POKER BUDDIES CAN TELL YOU THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT THE CASE. 217 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:27,774 THE REASON I'M HERE TONIGHT IS I POSSESS... 218 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:30,604 I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS THING. 219 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,226 HOW, TOMMY? HOW? 220 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:35,264 A REGULAR OLD DIAPER, SURE, BUT THAT THING? 221 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,507 THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY. 222 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,406 [ grunting] 223 00:09:39,509 --> 00:09:42,823 WHEN LOUIE CALHERN PICKLES COMES FACE-TO-FACE WITH A PROBLEM 224 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,411 HE DOESN'T CRY ABOUT IT. 225 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:45,964 HE SOLVES IT. 226 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:50,831 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK IN YOUR CLOTHES FOREVER. 227 00:09:50,935 --> 00:09:54,524 NO ONE HANDS YOU YOUR FREEDOM ON A SILVER PLATTER. 228 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,320 IF YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT TO REACH OUT 229 00:09:57,424 --> 00:09:58,528 AND TAKE IT. 230 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,978 THAT WAS TRUE 231 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:03,050 FOR OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, AND IT'S TRUE FOR US. 232 00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,742 [ grunting] 233 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:07,089 'CAUSE UNLESS YOU EARN YOUR FREEDOM 234 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:09,919 YOU'LL NEVER LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT. 235 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,543 CHUCKIE, I'M GOING OUT THERE. 236 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,754 IN CLOSING, MY FRIENDS, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU 237 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:19,584 A FEW WORDS OF ADVICE, AND IT'S SIMPLY THIS-- 238 00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,828 DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE NAKED TRUTH 239 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,450 'CAUSE WHEN YOU GET DOWN 240 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:26,936 TO THE BARE BONES OF LIFE, YOU FIND OUT THAT TRUTH 241 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,766 IS ALL WE'VE GOT. 242 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:32,045 IT'S LIKE THE MAN SAID-- CLOTHES DON'T MAKE THE MAN... 243 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:35,151 [ gasping] 244 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:37,429 TOMMY? 245 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,672 OH, NO, STU! 246 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,881 WE'LL JUST PRETEND HE ISN'T OURS. 247 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,092 [ chuckling] 248 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,474 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 249 00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:52,686 I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET MY GRANDSON TOMMY PICKLES! 250 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:58,588 [ giggling] 251 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,079 I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY PHONE CALLS TODAY. 252 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,563 THEY LIKED YOUR SPEECH? 253 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,461 NO, THEY HATED MY SPEECH. 254 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,601 BUT THEY THINK MY GRANDSON'S 255 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,432 THE CUTEST LITTLE THING THEY EVER SAW 256 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:16,572 WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES. 257 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:20,403 SO I FINALLY FIGURED 258 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:23,544 THERE'S LOTS OF GOOD REASONS TO WEAR CLOTHES. 259 00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,891 THEY KEEP US WARM. 260 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:26,375 YEAH, BUT, TOMMY... 261 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,032 THEY KEEP DIRT OFF. 262 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:29,274 BUT, TOMMY... 263 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,275 THEY LOOK NICE. 264 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,449 BUT... 265 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:34,314 I KNOW SPIKE'S NAKEY AND REPTAR'S NAKEY 266 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:38,076 BUT WE'RE NOT AMINALS, AND WE GOT TO WEAR CLOTHES. 267 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:42,184 WELL, WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY.A 268 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,571 [ giggling] 269 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,317 HEY, LOOK. 270 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,149 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 271 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,669 COME ON, LET'S GO FIND OUT. 272 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,021 WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 273 00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,332 IT'S AMAZING. 274 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:30,439 YEAH, BUT WHAT IS IT? 275 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,924 AW, PIPE DOWN, PIPSQUEAKS. 276 00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:35,444 HERE, READ THIS. 277 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,308 WHAT DOES IT SAY, ANGELICA? 278 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:40,345 IT SAYS "ANGELICA'S SECRET CLUB. 279 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:41,830 "KEEP OUT. 280 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:45,281 NO GROWN-UPS, NO DOGS, AND NO BABIES." 281 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:46,766 THAT MEANS YOU. 282 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:49,907 I STILL DON'T GET IT. 283 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,322 WHAT'S A SECRET CLUB? 284 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,392 IT'S A SECRET! 285 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:53,807 NOW, SCRAM! 286 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:00,572 OKAY, QUIET. QUIET, EVERYBODY. 287 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:03,161 TIME FOR THE OFFICIAL SECRET CLUB MEETING. 288 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:06,302 WE WILL START WITH THE MEMBERSHIP ROLL CALL 289 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,166 SO WHEN I CALL YOUR NAMES 290 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,237 STAND AND SAY, "PRESENT," OKAY? 291 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:11,583 [ clears throat] 292 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,584 ANGELICA? 293 00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:13,931 PRESENT! 294 00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:15,553 CYNTHIA? 295 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:17,727 CYNTHIA? 296 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,005 PRESENT! 297 00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:21,317 WELL, THAT'S EVERYONE. 298 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:22,905 OKAY, TIME FOR 299 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,700 THE OFFICIAL SECRET CLUB SONG. 300 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,081 [ clears throat] 301 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:29,532 ♪ HERE WE ARE IN ANGELICA'S CLUB ♪ 302 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:32,708 ♪ THE SECRETEST CLUB, THE SECRETEST CLUB ♪ 303 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,711 ♪ HERE WE ARE IN ANGELICA'S CLUB ♪ 304 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,162 ♪ IT'S PRETTY GREAT TO BE ♪ 305 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,026 ♪ IN ANGELICA'S CLUB 306 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,786 OKAY, NOW FOR NUDE BUSINESS. 307 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,823 ANYONE WITH NUDE BUSINESS TODAY? 308 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,203 ANYONE? ANYONE? 309 00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:46,170 CYNTHIA? 310 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,311 THAT'S THE TROUBLE, CYNTHIA. 311 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,278 YOU NEVER HAVE ANY NUDE BUSINESS. 312 00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:53,487 Tommy: I WANT TO BE IN THE CLUB. 313 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:54,661 Lil: ME TOO. 314 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,388 IT'S NO FAIR THEY DON'T LET BABIES IN. 315 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,183 YEAH. 316 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,701 [ blows tone] 317 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,187 HEAR ME, HEAR ME! 318 00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,190 AS OFFICIAL PRESIDENT OF ANGELICA'S SECRET CLUB 319 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,571 I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. 320 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:09,952 UPON CONSIDERATION 321 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:13,162 WE HAVE DECIDED TO ADMIT A NEW MEMBER TO THE CLUB. 322 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:13,922 REALLY? 323 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,164 NEAT! NEAT! 324 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:18,823 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A SECRET CLUB. 325 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,170 YOU BABIES ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT. 326 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,655 YOU CAN'T LET ANYONE IN A SECRET CLUB 327 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,692 'CAUSE THEN IT WOULDN'T BE SECRET. 328 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:28,005 WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO BE IN THE CLUB? 329 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:28,868 THAT'S RIGHT. 330 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,559 I'M ONLY LETTING IN ONE. 331 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,837 NOW, WHO'S IT GOING TO BE? 332 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,563 HOW ABOUT TOMMY, YOU GUYS? 333 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,840 YEAH, TOMMY! YEAH, TOMMY! 334 00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:36,910 SURE, WHY NOT? 335 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,256 NO, NO, NO! 336 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,913 YOU DON'T GET TO PICK. 337 00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:41,052 I DO. 338 00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:43,503 AND I'M ONLY PICKING THE BESTEST BABY. 339 00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:44,814 HOW WILL YOU DO THAT? 340 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,747 WITH THE SECRET CLUB CONTEST. 341 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,266 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY 342 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,268 AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUN 343 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,098 BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 344 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:53,547 [ gasps] 345 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:01,935 I CAN'T DRINK ANY MORE MILK, ANGELICA. 346 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,903 IT'S MAKING ME SICK. 347 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,007 SORRY, CHUCKIE. 348 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,906 YOU WANT TO GET IN MY CLUB 349 00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,286 YOU GOT TO DRINK. 350 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,463 I CAN'T DRINK ANYMORE EITHER, ANGELICA. 351 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:13,913 [ burps] 352 00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,371 I DID IT, I DID IT, I... 353 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:25,579 [ sloshing sound] 354 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,236 [ evil laughter] 355 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,513 OKAY, CHUCKIE. 356 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:29,411 YOU'RE FIRST. 357 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:32,034 I-I'M NOT READY, ANGELICA. 358 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:34,347 JUST SAY THE POEM LIKE I TOLD YOU. 359 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,557 AH... OKAY. 360 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,594 "LOOK AT ME, I'M CHUCKIE-DUCKY. 361 00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:43,701 "WHEN I BARF, IT'S REALLY YUCKY. 362 00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:46,531 WHEN I, UM..." 363 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:49,189 UH, I FORGOTTED THE REST, ANGELICA. 364 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,916 AH, SIT DOWN, JUST SIT DOWN. 365 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,193 LIL? 366 00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:55,644 "MY NAME IS BOOGERY LIL. 367 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,543 "I GIVE ALL MY BOOGERS TO PHIL. 368 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,408 "THEY'RE YELLOW AND GREEN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 369 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:04,273 "SO I... I... UM... 370 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,206 AND ANGELICA'S THE BEST." 371 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,759 NICE SAVE, LILLIAN. 372 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:09,209 PHIL! 373 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:12,419 Lil: HE'S STILL KIND OF FULL FROM THE MILK, ANGELICA. 374 00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:13,765 NO EXCUSES. 375 00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,871 LET'S HEAR THE POEM I TAUGHT YOU. 376 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,048 "MY NAME IS... MY NAME IS... 377 00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:21,911 MY NAME IS..." 378 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,051 OOH! 379 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,949 AH, TOMMY? 380 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,262 "SILLY ME, MY NAME IS TOMMY. 381 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,885 "MY DIAPERS SMELLS LIKE OLD SALAMI 382 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,508 "I HAVE NO HAIR, BUT I DON'T CARE 383 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,338 WHEN I WANT MY MOMMY." 384 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:35,684 HMM, NOT BAD. 385 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,858 NOT BAD AT ALL. 386 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:40,240 AND SO ONE BABY IS NOW READY 387 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,898 TO JOIN ANGELICA'S SECRET CLUB. 388 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,866 THE BESTEST, SECRETEST CLUB IN THE WORLD. 389 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,214 NOW WHICH BABY IS IT? 390 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:49,870 COULD IT BE LIL? 391 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,700 NO, IT ISN'T LIL. 392 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,046 NO? 393 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,048 COULD IT BE PHIL? 394 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:56,877 NO, IT ISN'T PHIL. 395 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,051 OH. 396 00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,363 COULD IT BE 397 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,467 CHUCKIE? 398 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:03,677 NO, IT ISN'T CHUCKIE. 399 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,714 COULD IT BE... YES! 400 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,888 IT'S TOMMY PICKLES. 401 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,304 ME? 402 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:11,892 WELCOME TO ANGELICA'S SECRET CLUB. 403 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:12,962 YOU PICKED ME? 404 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,516 THAT'S RIGHT, TOMMY. 405 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,519 YOU'RE IN THE CLUB NOW. 406 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,832 HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 407 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:24,698 Angelica: I, ANGELICA C. PICKLES, PRESENT YOU 408 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:26,355 TOMMY "BOBBY BOY" PICKLES 409 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:29,393 WITH THIS OFFICIAL SECRET CLUB MEMBERSHIP CARD. 410 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,602 GO ON-- SCRATCH AND SNIFF. 411 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:32,948 WOW! 412 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,398 THANKS, ANGELICA. 413 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,779 CAN WE GO DO SECRET CLUB STUFF NOW? 414 00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:37,953 YEAH, WE'LL GET TO THAT. 415 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,713 BUT FIRST, I GOT TO TEACH YOU 416 00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:43,234 THE OFFICIAL SECRET CLUB RULES. 417 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,238 [ kids laughing] 418 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,418 IT'S RAINING. 419 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,628 HIYA, TOMMY. 420 00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:58,939 WANT TO PLAY WITH US? 421 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:02,150 I CAN'T. I'M DOING OFFICIAL SECRET CLUB STUFF. 422 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,980 Angelica: TOMMY, REMEMBER RULE #46: 423 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,327 NO TALKING TO NON-SECRET CLUB MEMBERS. 424 00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,639 SORRY, GUYS. 425 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,054 I GOT TO GO. 426 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:13,230 GEE, TOMMY'S NOT MUCH FUN ANYMORE, IS HE? 427 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,510 ISN'T THIS FUN, TOMMY? 428 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:21,238 NOW THAT YOU'RE OFFICIAL MEMBER OF MY SECRET CLUB 429 00:18:21,341 --> 00:18:24,517 YOU CAN HAVE FUN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 430 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,450 AREN'T THERE ANY SECRET CLUBS 431 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:28,003 THAT LET EVERYBODY IN? 432 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,349 NO. 433 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:32,387 WHAT IF WE LET CHUCKIE AND PHIL AND LIL IN? 434 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,526 NO. 435 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,322 WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ANYONE. 436 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:37,357 NO. 437 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:38,496 BUT WHY, ANGELICA? 438 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,843 WHY CAN'T WE LET OUR FRIENDS IN? 439 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,432 I ALREADY ESPLAINED IT TO YOU, TOMMY. 440 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:44,916 A CLUB ISN'T A CLUB 441 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,056 UNLESS SOME PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED IN. 442 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,129 BUT I USED TO HAVE FUN PLAYING WITH THEM. 443 00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:52,061 FUN? THAT WAS NOTHING. 444 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,064 YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME REAL SECRET CLUB FUN? 445 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,135 YEAH. 446 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:57,757 COME ON. 447 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,828 HEY, BABIES. 448 00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,244 YOU WANT TO KNOW A NEAT SECRET? 449 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:03,418 All: YEAH! 450 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:04,557 WELL, YOU CAN'T. 451 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,525 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE SECRET CLUB. 452 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,768 [ laughing] 453 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,528 LOOK AT THOSE BABIES! 454 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:13,393 ISN'T THIS GREAT? 455 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,119 I THINK TOMMY'S CHANGED. 456 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,984 YEAH, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM 457 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:20,124 NOW THAT HE'S IN ANGELICA'S CLUB. 458 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:23,231 NO, TOMMY HASN'T CHANGED, YOU GUYS. 459 00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,957 ANGELICA'S MAKING HIM DO ALL THIS STUFF. 460 00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,304 WE GOT TO HELP HIM. 461 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:28,788 US? HELP HIM? 462 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:31,480 BUT HE'S THE ONE IN THE CLUB. 463 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,689 WELL, I'M GOING TO TRY. 464 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,277 Angelica: I'LL BE BACK. 465 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:38,384 I'M GETTING SOME STUFF FOR OUR NEXT FUN THING. 466 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,386 SHAMPOOING THE BABIES. 467 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,215 DON'T LET ANYONE IN HERE 468 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,216 WITHOUT THE PASSWORD. 469 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:43,906 GOT IT. 470 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,880 PSSST! PSSST! 471 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,019 IT'S ME, TOMMY. 472 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,607 CHUCKIE? 473 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,056 HI, TOMMY. 474 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,404 UH, UH, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD? 475 00:19:58,507 --> 00:19:59,405 PASSWORD? 476 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,061 YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THE PASSWORD 477 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,235 OR YOU CAN'T COME IN. 478 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,754 WHAT'S A PASSWORD? 479 00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:06,550 BABOON. 480 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,413 BABOON? 481 00:20:07,516 --> 00:20:08,724 ALL RIGHT, YOU SAID IT. 482 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,312 YOU CAN COME IN. 483 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,417 THIS IS IT? 484 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,315 THIS IS THE SECRET CLUBHOUSE? 485 00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:15,386 WELL, WE'RE REDECORATING. 486 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,112 OH... HEY! 487 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,459 NO, THAT'S ANGELICA'S COOKIE. 488 00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:20,564 WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE? 489 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,463 UM, ANGELICA ATE IT. 490 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,258 TOMMY, THIS SECRET CLUB 491 00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:27,950 ISN'T REALLY ANY FUN AT ALL, IS IT? 492 00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:28,882 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 493 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,194 YOU DON'T LIKE 494 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:31,989 JUST PLAYING WITH ANGELICA 495 00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:35,130 AND DOING STUFF FOR HER ALL THE TIME, DO YOU? 496 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:39,238 OH, CHUCKIE-- CHUCKIE, CHUCKIE, CHUCKIE. 497 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:40,998 I KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU. 498 00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:41,723 YOU DO? 499 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,138 I'M IN THE CLUB 500 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,484 AND YOU'RE NOT. 501 00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:46,900 BUT JUST REMEMBER, WE ALL HAD A CHANCE 502 00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,626 AND I GOT CHOSE. 503 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,145 NO, TOMMY. 504 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,767 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE 505 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,424 BEFORE ANGELICA COMES BACK. 506 00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:56,047 PHIL AND LIL WAS RIGHT, TOMMY-- 507 00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,566 YOU HAVE CHANGED. 508 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,981 HEY! 509 00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:03,641 HI, ANGELICA. 510 00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:05,574 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 511 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,404 HI, ANGELICA, SIR? 512 00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:08,750 THE PASSWORD, DUMMY. 513 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:11,580 IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER TO ASK FOR THE PASSWORD 514 00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:13,651 ANYBODY CAN WALTZ RIGHT IN. 515 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:16,309 COUNT DRACULATOR, SADMAN HUSSEINI 516 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,173 OR EVEN CHUCKIE. 517 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:21,625 NOBODY LIKE THAT CAME IN HERE 518 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:22,246 DID THEY? 519 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:22,902 UH... 520 00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:24,317 PROMISE ME 521 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:27,596 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHUCKIE 522 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,322 WHILE YOU'RE IN THIS CLUB. 523 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:30,668 OKAY? HUH? 524 00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:31,773 DO YOU PROMISE? 525 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,602 ANGELICA, I CAN'T DO THAT. 526 00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,570 CHUCKIE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND. 527 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:36,950 YOU HAVE TO! 528 00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:39,159 YOU'RE IN MY CLUB AND I SAID SO! 529 00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:41,265 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO. 530 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,093 YES, YOU ARE! 531 00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:42,922 NO, I'M NOT! 532 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:43,992 YES, YOU ARE! 533 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,581 ANGELICA, I QUIT YOUR STUPID CLUB. 534 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,479 QUIT? YOU CAN'T QUIT. 535 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,998 I CAN AND I AM! 536 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:54,416 CHUCKIE WAS RIGHT-- THIS CLUB IS JUST NO FUN. 537 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,039 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 538 00:21:57,143 --> 00:22:00,111 THIS IS THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY A BABY EVER HAD. 539 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:06,117 [ giggling] 540 00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:13,539 [ laughter] 541 00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:15,506 Angelica: HEY, TOMMY! 542 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:16,956 OH, HI, ANGELICA. 543 00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:19,614 I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE. 544 00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:21,340 THAT'S OKAY, ANGELICA. 545 00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:23,342 WE GOT OUR OWN CLUB NOW. 546 00:22:23,445 --> 00:22:24,653 YOUR OWN CLUB? 547 00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:27,484 HA, WHAT DO YOU BABIES KNOW ABOUT CLUBS? 548 00:22:27,587 --> 00:22:29,486 [ laughter] 549 00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:33,904 UH, TOMMY, CAN I BE IN YOUR CLUB? 550 00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:35,112 BE IN OUR CLUB? 551 00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:36,665 AFTER WHAT YOU DID? 552 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:37,804 SAY "NO," TOMMY. 553 00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,530 MAKE HER SAY A POEM. 554 00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:40,635 OR CHUG MILK. 555 00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:41,912 OR EAT BOOGERS. 556 00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:44,293 Tommy: WAIT! 557 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,916 IT'S OKAY, ANGELICA. 558 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,987 YOU CAN PLAY WITH US. 559 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,092 JUST LIKE THAT? 560 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,335 WHY? 561 00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:56,685 BECAUSE IN MY CLUB, EVERYBODY'S ALLOWED IN. 562 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:07,593 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 36855

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