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[ gasps]
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[ screaming]
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[ gasping]
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MY HEART!
MY HEART!
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[ groaning]
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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HE'S PLAYING GAMES.
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HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
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MINKA, PLEASE!
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LET ME GO HOME.
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I'M OLD.
I ONLY GOT SO MUCH TIME LEFT.
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THIS IS
YOUR SON-IN-LAW'S HOME MOVIES.
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BE A MENSCH
AND SUFFER THROUGH IT.
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EH!
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THERE IS SOMETHING WORSE
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THAN A HOSTILE BUYOUT,
JONATHAN.
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I'M ABOUT TO WATCH MY
BROTHER-IN-LAW'S HOME MOVIES.
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FOLKS, IN JUST A MOMENT
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THE HOME MOVIES
WILL BE READY TO ROLL.
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TOMMY,
WHAT'S HOME MOVIES?
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MY DAD
SURE IS HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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IT MUST BE SOMETHING
REALLY, REALLY FUN.
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MAYBE HOME MOVIES
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IS WHEN YOU MOVE
TO A NEW HOME.
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NAH,
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FUN.
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MAYBE IT'S WHEN YOU MOVE
AROUND ALL THE FURNITURE.
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THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN?
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I'D RATHER GET DIAPER RASH.
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MAYBE HOME MOVIES
IS WHEN YOUR HOUSE GETS UP
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AND STARTS MOVING
LIKE IT'S ALIVE!
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YOU BABIES GET DUMBER EVERY DAY.
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WELL, OKAY, ANGELICA.
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YOU'RE BIGGER THAN US.
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WHAT'S HOME MOVIES?
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HOME MOVIES IS LIKE TELEVISION
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EXCEPT NOBODY WANTS
TO WATCH 'EM.
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THEN WHY DO THEY?
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IT'S THE LAW.
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Stu:
MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION.
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MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
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WELCOME TO STU PICKLES
CINEMA DOMESTIQUE.
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[ family groaning]
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DREW, IF YOU PLEASE.
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[ mellow country ballad
playing]
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THERE'S DIDI,
PACKING FOR OUR VACATION
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TO THE GRAND CANYON.
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OH, IT'S GONNA BE
A LONG NIGHT.
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COME ON
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COTTONHEADS.
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WHERE?
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DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
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JUST COME ON.
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THAT'S JUST ME, GOOFING AROUND
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BEFORE OUR TRIP
TO THE GRAND CANYON.
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HELP ME. HELP ME.
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THERE WE ARE,
IN FRONT OF OUR CAR
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GETTING READY TO GO
TO THE GRAND CANYON.
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I WANT TO GO HOME.
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Stu:
THAT'S US PULLING OUT
OF THE DRIVEWAY.
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HERE I AM, UH,
COMING BACK FOR THE CAMERA.
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HELLO? DR. KEVORKIAN?
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ANGELICA, YOU
STILL HAVEN'T
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TOLD US WHAT WE'RE DOING.
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WE'RE MAKING HOME MOVIES.
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HOW? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE
OF THOSE PROJESTOR MACHINES.
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JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS, OKAY?
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ANGELICA, ARE YOU SURE
WE CAN PLAY
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WITH THAT PAPER?
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SURE. IT'S JUST
MY DAD'S WORK PAPERS.
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MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
PLEASE?
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IT'S TIME FOR ANGELICA PICKLE'S
FAMOUS HOME MOVIES!
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[ off key:]
♪ TA
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♪ DA
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♪ DA
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♪ TA DA!
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CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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BUT WHY, ANGELICA?
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I SAIDCLOSE YOUR EYES!
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♪ BUM-BA, BUM-BA, BUM-BA...
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I DON'T LIKE THIS. IT'S DARK.
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QUIET!
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DON'T OPEN THOSE EYES
UNTIL I SAY SO.
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♪ TA...
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WHICH IS...
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♪ DA...
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NOW!
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TA-DA!
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OKAY.
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THIS IS MY HOUSE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "AH!"
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AH!AH!
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THIS IS MY CAT, FLUFFY.
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THIS IS MY DOG, CYNTHIA
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AND THIS IS ME,
ANGELICA PICKLES
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THE PRETTIEST,
MOST BEAUTIFULEST KID
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IN THE WHOLE
UNIVERSE.
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THIS IS
MY PRETTY DRESS
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AND MY SHOES,
AND MY CROWN...
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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
A CROWN.
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THIS IS MYHOME MOVIES
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AND IF I SAY I HAVE A CROWN,
THEN I HAVE A CROWN, OKAY?!
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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OH, YEAH.
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AND THIS IS ME
IN MY BEAUTIFUL ROOM.
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[ yawns]
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WHEN I GET UP, I GET OUT
OF MY COVERS AND STAND ON MY BED
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AND GREET THE DAY.
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"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!"
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"YES, MY DARLING,
MY DUMPLING, MY PUMPKIN PIE?"
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"GET ME MY BREAKFAST,
RIGHT NOW!"
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AND THEN MY DADDY BRINGS ME
BREAKFAST IN BED
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AND I GET TO EAT
ANYTHING I WANT.
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I EAT ICE CREAM, CAKE
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AND LOTS OF SYRUP
OVER EVERYTHING.
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"MMM."
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[ slurping]
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I'VE BEEN
TO YOUR HOUSE FOR BREAKFAST.
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YOU DON'T EAT STUFF LIKE THAT.
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QUIET, MORTAL!
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THEN, MY MOMMY COMES IN.
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"HELLO, JONATHAN.
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"GET ME LOTS OF MONEY
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"SO I CAN BUY LOTS OF TOYS
FOR MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.
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"HURRY, HURRY.
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MY DAUGHTER GETS
ONLY THE BEST."
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[ kisses]
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"LOTS OF TOYS FOR ANGELICA."
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Angelica:
THEN MY MOMMY
GIVES ME EVERYTHING I WANT
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AND MY DAD
KEEPS GIVING ME FOOD.
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"MORE CUPCAKES, CUPCAKE?"
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"KEEP 'EM COMING."
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AND I EAT, AND EAT AND I KEEP
EATING, AND KEEP EATING
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AND SOON...
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[ laughs]
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"HIYA, BABIES!
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READY FOR ME TO STOMP ON YA?"
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[ laughing wickedly]
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DON'T DO IT!
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THIS IS MYHOME MOVIES
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AND IF I WANT TO STOMP YOU,
I CAN.
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THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS ARE.
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YOU'RE NOT
THAT BIG.
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SO?
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YOUR DAD'S
NOT THAT SMALL.
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THE SKY'S NOT ORANGE.
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OKAY. IF YOU'RE SO SMART-- HERE!
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LET'S SEE YOURHOME MOVIES.
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BUT... I CAN'T.
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GO AHEAD, CHUCKIE.
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YEAH. YOURS CAN'T BE
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ANY WORSE THAN ANGELICA'S.
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WELL... OKAY.
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I'LL TRY.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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OH, BOY.
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THIS IS A LAUGH.
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CHUCKIE CAN'T DRAW HIS WAY
OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
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WHY WOULD HE WANT TO?
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OKAY, I'M READY.
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THIS IS MY WORLD,
AND WELCOME TO IT.
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DID SOMEBODY
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?
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THAT'S THE SKY
AND THAT'S THE GROUND.
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YOU CALL THAT A SKY?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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YOU'RE HOLDING IT
UPSIDE DOWN.
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WELL, ANYWAY.
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LIKE I SAID
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THIS IS THE SKY,
AND THIS IS THE GROUND
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AND THIS IS ME!
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AND THIS IS MY DAD.
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EVERY DAY, ME AND MY DAD
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WALK DOWN THE STREET
TO TOMMY'S HOUSE.
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AND ON THE WAY, WE PASS A LOT
OF REALLY SCARY STUFF.
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THERE'S MRS. KRAPTCHIK'S POODLE,
MUFFIN
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AND SOME GIANT BLUEBIRDS
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THAT LIVE IN THE TREE
ON THE CORNER...
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[ cawing]
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AND SOMETIMES, WE EVEN SEE
THIS REALLY MEAN, TERRIBLE FROG!
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[ croaking]
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BUT SOMEHOW,
WE GET PAST THEM ALL
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AND FINALLY MAKE IT
TO TOMMY'S HOUSE!
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HIM?!
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IF THAT'S TOMMY
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THEN I'M THE QUEEN OF ENGLISH!
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I DON'T KNOW, ANGELICA.
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IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE LIKE ME.
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Angelica.
YEAH, THE PART WITH NO HAIR.
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Chuckie:
SO ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING,
ME AND TOMMY PLAY ALL DAY.
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SOMETIMES WE GO
INTO THE SANDBOX
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AND TOMMY FIGHTS THE MONSTERS
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AND SOMETIMES WE GO
INTO HIS CLOSET
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AND TOMMY FIGHTS THE GHOSTS.
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[ grunts]
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[ roaring]
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AND SOMETIMES WE GO
INTO THE KITCHEN
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AND TOMMY DOESN'T FIGHT ANYBODY.
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HE JUST GETS ME SOME SNACKS,
'CAUSE HE'S MY FRIEND.
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TOMMY, 'FENDER OF TRUTH, HUMUS
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AND THE AMERICAN CHEESE.
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OH, BROTHER, CHUCKIE.
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THAT WAS THE DUMBEST
HOME MOVIE.
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NO, IT WASN'T.
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IT WAS THE BEST HOME MOVIES
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I EVER SEEN.
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OKAY, HAPPY BOY.
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IF YOU'RE SO RIGHT
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LET'S SEE
YOURHOME MOVIES.
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WELL, I...
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COME ON, TOMMY.
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DO IT! DO IT!
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PUT YOUR MONKEY
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WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, PIPSQUEAK!
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OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
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I WARN YOU,
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY.
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I DON'T HAVE
ALL MY MOTOR SKILLS YET.
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READY? CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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OKAY, OPEN YOUR EYES.
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THAT'S IT?
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THIS IS ME
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AND THIS IS MY MOM
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AND THIS IS MY DAD
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AND THIS IS OUR HOUSE
WHERE WE LIVE.
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KEEP GOING, TOMMY!
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KEEP GOING!
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YEAH, THIS IS THE BEST!
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EVERY DAY WHEN I WAKE UP
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MY DOG SPIKE
GETS ME OUT OF MY CRIB.
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I JUMP ON SPIKE'S BACK
AND WE RIDE DOWNSTAIRS.
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WHEN WE GET TO THE BOTTOM
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SPIKE LETS ME OFF
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AND I CRAWL AROUND THE HOUSE
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UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST
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WHEN MY MOM GIVES ME
A BOWL OF MUSH.
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Angelica:
THAT'S MUSH?
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Tommy:
NO, THAT'S MY MOM.
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THAT'S THE MUSH.
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AFTER BREAKFAST,
PHIL AND LIL COME OVER...
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Phil:
HEY! THAT'S ME!
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Angelica:
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
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Lil:
'CAUSE I'M THE ONE
WITH THE BOW!
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Tommy:
AND THEN WE PLAY TOGETHER
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AND NOTHING COULD BE MORE FUN
UNTIL CHUCKIE COMES OVER!
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Chuckie:
I LOOK LIKE THAT?
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00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,504
Tommy:
SURE. YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME.
247
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,609
Chuckie:
WOW!
248
00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,887
Tommy:
AND WE ALL PLAY TOGETHER
249
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,682
AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
250
00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:16,270
Phil:
THIS IS WHAT I CALL
HOME MOVIES.
251
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:18,548
Lil:
I TOLD YOU HE HAD TALENT.
252
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,550
Tommy:
AND THEN SOMETIMES
253
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,036
WE GOT TO DO STUFF
THAT'S IMPORTANT
254
00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:26,487
LIKE WE GOT TO GET
THE COOKIES OFF THE COUNTER
255
00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:30,353
OR SOMETIMES WE GOT TO PULL
THE WAGON UP THE STAIRS.
256
00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:32,355
[ banging and squeaking]
257
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,667
OR SOMETIMES...
258
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:36,428
ANGELICA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
259
00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:39,224
LEAVE ME OUT
OF YOUR HOME MOVIES, HUH?
260
00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:40,640
I'M GOING TO DO
261
00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:43,504
WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.
262
00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:44,644
AH!
263
00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:45,783
AH!
264
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,129
AH!
265
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:50,166
[ crying]
266
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,997
HELP, TOMMY, HELP!
267
00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:56,828
[ children struggling]
268
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,972
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
269
00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:05,388
NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT THE BABIES...
270
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,769
HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
271
00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,288
I DIDN'T DO 'EM!
272
00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:10,635
WOW! THESE ARE REALLY GOOD.
273
00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,810
WELL, I DID DO THOSE.
274
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,469
OH, ANGELICA, HONEY,
IT'S A MASTERPIECE.
275
00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:18,919
WHAT A GREAT TREE!
276
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,819
THAT'S NOT A TREE, DADDY,
THAT'S FLUFFY.
277
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:22,958
[ gasps]
278
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,407
THE BAXTER ACCOUNT!
279
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:26,064
OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL.
280
00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:28,446
AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE
TO WATCH
281
00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:30,103
ANY MORE HOME MOVIES.
282
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,795
HEY, LOOK HOW CHUCKIE
RENDERED THE SKY.
283
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,004
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
INTERMISSION'S OVER.
284
00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:38,042
I SAID, WE CAN GO BACK
TO THE SHOW.
285
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,526
I SAID...
286
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,977
HEY, THIS IS PRETTY GOOD.
287
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,530
WOW, I LOVE THIS.
288
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,879
LOOK AT THE WAY
HE'S GOT THIS.
289
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,260
IT'S LIKE
290
00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:52,332
A STEAMROLLER
COMING OUT OF A KITTY'S FACE.
291
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,023
YES.
292
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,438
YES!
293
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,613
IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!
294
00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:35,064
[ maniacal laughter]
295
00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:36,134
WHAT'S ALIVE, STU?
296
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,446
THE INVENTION THAT...
297
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,448
...PUTS PICKLES TOYS ON THE MAP?
298
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,554
OKAY, HE'S NOT ALIVE,
BUT ALMOST--
299
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:43,970
FULLY ARTICULATED LIMBS...
300
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,973
HEAT AND MOTION SENSOR FOR
TRACKING POTENTIAL PLAYMATES
301
00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:50,390
AND A VOICE CHIP CONTAINING
217 RANDOMLY ACCESSED PHRASES.
302
00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,461
DIDI, MEET MR. FRIEND.
303
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,635
Oh, boy, a brand-new friend.
304
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:57,086
Let's wash our hands
before we eat.
305
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,812
GREAT, ISN'T HE?
306
00:12:58,916 --> 00:12:59,640
HE'S SO...
307
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,332
EDUCATIONAL?
308
00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:04,266
THAT WASN'T THE WORD
I HAD IN MIND.
309
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,993
Hey, little pal,
it's time to play.
310
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,305
We're going to have
a happy day.
311
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:10,479
GREAT.
312
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,653
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW TOMMY.
313
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:16,485
[ "Pop Goes The Weasel"
playing]
314
00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:19,591
NO!
315
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:22,008
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
316
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,493
YOU 'MEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
THE LAST TIME
317
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,115
WITH THE JERK-IN-THE-BOX--
318
00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:28,083
A SCARY CLOWN POPPED OUT.
319
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:29,084
I KNOW.
320
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:31,189
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
321
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:33,191
MAYBE SOMETHING DIFFERENT
WILL HAPPEN.
322
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,262
TOMMY, CHUCKIE,
GUESS WHAT?
323
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:36,885
I HAVE A SURPRISE--
324
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,300
A NEW TOY ALL FOR YOU.
325
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:39,335
ISN'T HE GREAT?
326
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:42,752
PLAY WITH HIM ALL YOU WANT.
327
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,271
WELL, PLAY, PLAY.
328
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,445
[ phone rings]
329
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:46,998
AW, THE PHONE.
330
00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,758
DON'T PLAY
TILL I GET BACK.
331
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,657
TOMMY?
332
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,624
DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
333
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:56,939
UH-UH, BUT MY DADDY SAYS
HIS NAME WAS MR. FIEND.
334
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,424
HI, MR. FIEND.
335
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,667
I'M TOMMY, AND THIS
336
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,255
IS MY PAL CHUCKIE.
337
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,601
WANT TO PLAY?
338
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,603
You can call me Mr. Friend.
339
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,192
You'll never, ever
be bored again.
340
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,539
[ both screaming]
341
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,335
[ electronic voice slows down
and goes dead]
342
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,509
IS HE...
343
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,235
IS HE BROKEN?
344
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:19,134
YEAH. I THINK SO.
345
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,136
Hello, kiddies.
346
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:22,620
Rise and shine.
347
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,208
I'm your friend...
348
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,452
IS IT OVER?
349
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:28,453
UH... UH-HUH.
350
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:30,455
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
351
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:33,148
DO YOU HAVE TO ASK?
352
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:34,632
[ crying]
353
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,151
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
354
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:37,635
THEY THINK
SOMETHING'S WRONG
355
00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:39,982
WITH THEIR LITTLE FRIEND.
356
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,053
THE BATTERIES CAME LOOSE.
357
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,503
SEE KIDS? HE'S OKAY.
358
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,919
A word of caution,
if you please.
359
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:48,715
Don't kiss the cat
when it has fleas.
360
00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:51,511
I'LL HIRE A WRITER
TO WRITE NEW LINES.
361
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,789
I'LL FIX THE LATCH
ON THIS BATTERY COMPARTMENT.
362
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,136
THERE MIGHT BE SOME
OTHER BUGS INSIDE TOO.
363
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,862
DON'T WORRY, CHAP.
364
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,658
MR. FRIEND
WILL BE JUST FINE.
365
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:04,144
OOH... I'M SURE GLAD WE'VE
SEEN THE LAST OF THAT GUY.
366
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:09,322
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
CHUCKIE, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
367
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:15,880
ISN'T HE SWEET?
368
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,918
OOPS. ALMOST FORGOT
HIS NEW FRIEND.
369
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:26,166
[ gurgling]
370
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,996
Rise and shine, you sleepyhead.
371
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:31,240
It's no fun
to stay in bed...
372
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,001
in bed... in bed...
373
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:34,657
[ voice echoing]
374
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:35,658
[ crying]
375
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:38,006
WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY?
376
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,007
COME ON.
377
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,457
WE'LL GET YOU A BOTTLE.
378
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,082
HE DOESN'T LOOK
379
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:46,911
SO SCARY TO ME.
380
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,395
YEAH. HE LOOKS FUNNY.
381
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,259
THAT GUY IS NUTS.
382
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:52,261
HE TALKS ALL NIGHT
383
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,781
AND SMELLS
LIKE BURNING RUBBER BANDS
384
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:58,474
AND WORST OF ALL,
MY DAD SAYS HE'S FULL OF BUGS.
385
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,545
BUGS?BUGS?
386
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:03,238
I SAW IT FIRST, LILLIAN.
387
00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,171
NO. I DID, PHILLIP!
388
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:07,173
Mr. Friend says
please be fair.
389
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:10,072
No one gets hurt
when you share...
390
00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:13,973
share... share... share...
share... share... share...
391
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,560
YOU WERE RIGHT, TOMMY.
392
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:17,493
I NEVER SAWED
SUCH A SCARY TOY.
393
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,047
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
394
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,600
WE GOT TO GET RID OF HIM.
395
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:21,981
WE'LL PUT HIM SOMEPLACE
396
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,638
WHERE HE'LL NEVER
COME BACK.
397
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,640
WE'LL PUT MR. FIEND
IN HERE.
398
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,677
THAT'S THE DIRTY
CLOTHES PLACE.
399
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,750
YOU PUT THINGS IN THERE WHEN
YOU WANT THEM TO GO AWAY.
400
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,166
I'M TELLING YOU, DEED--
401
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:38,859
I CAN PRODUCE THE FIRST LINE
OF MR. FRIEND DOLLS
402
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,137
IN MY WORKSHOP.
403
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,966
STU PICKLES
ISN'T SELLING OUT
404
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,280
TO ANY HUGE, GREEDY
TOY MANUFACTURING MONOLITH...
405
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,764
NOT YET, ANYWAY.
406
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,386
THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
407
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,871
Here I am, don't be blue
408
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:54,220
and I will sing a song for you.
409
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:57,223
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
410
00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,225
♪ La la la la...
411
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,227
PLEASE,
I'M BEGGING YOU, STU--
412
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,711
HIRE A WRITER!
413
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,333
[ door slams]
414
00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,751
[ snoring]
415
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:11,892
KNOW WHAT, TOMMY?
416
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,618
I DON'T THINK
417
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:15,896
MR. FIEND WAS REALLY SO SCARY.
418
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,897
I MEAN
419
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,899
HE WAS JUST
A DUMB OLD DOLL--
420
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,660
RIGHT?--
IT'S NOT LIKE...
421
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,075
[ Mr. Friend humming
"London Bridges"]
422
00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:23,559
[ all:]
MR. FIEND!
423
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,596
♪ La la la la
424
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:28,668
♪ La la la la, la, la, la
425
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:29,669
WE'RE TRAPPED!
426
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:31,188
WHAT WILL WE DO?
427
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,223
NO!
428
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,604
NOT RHONDA RAGS!
429
00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:35,226
SORRY, LIL.
430
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,779
[ voice dies]
431
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:39,299
PHIL! HOW COULD YOU?
432
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:40,714
[ sobbing]
433
00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,233
DON'T CRY, LIL.
434
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:43,717
HE STOPPED MOVING AGAIN.
435
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,064
I THINK RHONDA'S SAFE.
436
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,308
SEE? HE WOULDN'T HURT
ANOTHER DOLL.
437
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:49,689
AAH!
438
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,587
HEY! I GOT A IDEA!
439
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:56,144
I SAW THIS MOVIE-- KING KRONG--
WHERE THEY GOT RID OF A MONSTER
440
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:59,802
BY PUSHING HIM OFF
THE ENTIRE STATE BUILDING.
441
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,666
SO?
442
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:06,533
WE JUST GOT TO PUSH MR. FIEND
OFF THE ENTIRE STATE BUILDING!
443
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:08,225
NEVER MIND.
444
00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:10,882
I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN TRY.
445
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,367
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
446
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,402
IT IS?
447
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,404
IT'S GOING TO WORK
PERFECTLY
448
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:18,200
ONLY LET'S DO
ONE THING DIFFERENT.
449
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,961
INSTEAD OF PUSHING
MR. FIEND OFF A BUILDING
450
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,411
WE'LL BURY HIM UNDERGROUND!
451
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:23,964
GOOD THINKING, CHUCKIE.
452
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,519
YEAH. WAY TO GO.
453
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,664
THERE. HE'S BURIED.
454
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,735
SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY
SAY A FEW WORDS?
455
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:36,667
LIKE WHAT?
456
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:37,702
HOW ABOUT...
457
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,463
"HINKLE-FINKLE-DINKLE-DOO?"
458
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,258
AHEM.AHEM.
459
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,569
YEAH.
460
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,124
YOU GUYS LOOK TERRIFIC.
461
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:49,058
MR. FRIEND'S WHOLE FRIENDLY
FAMILY READY AND RARIN' TO GO.
462
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,577
I CAN'T JUST WAIT
463
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:52,579
TO SEE YOU ALL
IN ACTION.
464
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:55,064
Hey, little pal,
it's time to play...
465
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,620
Rise and shine,
I'm your friend...
466
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,139
and you are mine.
467
00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:02,451
[ all talking]
468
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,349
UH-OH.
469
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,493
MMM... STILL A FEW KINKS
TO WORK OUT.
470
00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:12,565
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE
A LITTLE BREAK.
471
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,604
Here's advice
that can't be beat--
472
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,020
look both ways before
crossing the street.
473
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,677
Hey, little pal,
it's time to play.
474
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,679
Stay away from squiggly worms.
475
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:26,648
They're full of dirt
and yucky ger...
476
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,167
[ echoing]
477
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,237
... germs.
478
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,903
[ babbling]
479
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,529
NOW, NOW, IT'S OKAY, RHONDA.
480
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:49,118
THAT MR. FIEND'S ALL GONE NOW.
481
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,845
[ screaming]
482
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:54,296
[ yells]
483
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,816
Obey your parents,
stay out of danger.
484
00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,197
Take daily naps,
don't talk to strangers...
485
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,198
TOMMY?
486
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,337
YEAH, CHUCKIE?
487
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,340
I THINK MR. FIEND
IS GOING TO BE WITH US
488
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,342
FOR VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
489
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,758
[ everyone screaming]
490
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:08,759
WAIT.
491
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,174
WE CAN'T SPEND
OUR LIVES
492
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:12,003
RUNNING AWAY
FROM A DUMB DOLL.
493
00:20:12,107 --> 00:20:13,004
WHY NOT?
494
00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:14,143
'CAUSE THEN WE'LL
495
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,145
NEVER HAVE TIME
TO DO ANYTHING
496
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,907
LIKE PLAY, TAKE NAPS,
OR GROW UP AND GET JOBS.
497
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,221
THAT'S OKAY, AS LONG
AS MR. FIEND DOESN'T CATCH US.
498
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:24,499
NO. WE GOT TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY.
499
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,534
REMEMBER WHERE
500
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,502
THAT LOOSE BOARD
IN THE FENCE IS?
501
00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:28,986
[ both:]
YEAH.
502
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,505
THEN FOLLOW ME.
503
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,891
OKAY, MR. FIEND.
504
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,514
COME AND GET ME.
505
00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:41,723
Happy, happy,
hap-happy...
506
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,242
KNOW WHAT TO DO?
507
00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:44,243
SURE, TOMMY.
508
00:20:44,346 --> 00:20:46,417
WE'RE RIGHT
BEHIND YOU.
509
00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:48,902
My turn to hide,
but don't you peek.
510
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,663
Do your homework, study hard.
511
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:52,906
Don't eat food
that's cooked in lard.
512
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,632
Contrary to what you see...
513
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,256
WHEW.
WHEW.
WHEW.
514
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,533
YOU KNOW...
515
00:20:58,636 --> 00:20:59,948
IT'S FUNNY.
516
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,088
I ALMOST FELT SORRY
FOR HIM.
517
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:04,573
YEAH, BUT I'M GLAD
HE'S GONE.
518
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,057
ME TOO.
519
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:10,269
I HOPE I NEVER SEE ANOTHER TOY
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
520
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,725
NOW THAT HE'S GONE
521
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,693
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
522
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:22,522
[ all talking]
523
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:25,111
THIS IS REALLY
"ONE OF THOSE DAYS," HUH?
524
00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:29,218
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO, TOMMY?
525
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,980
WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.
526
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,637
I'M DONE BEING A-SCARED.
527
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,017
IT'S THEM OR US.
528
00:21:35,121 --> 00:21:36,122
COME ON!
529
00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:42,956
[ bowling sounds]
530
00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:45,027
YEAH!
531
00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:59,663
HA!
532
00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:06,325
Happy... hap...
friend... friend... friend...
533
00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:09,293
Hurt... hurt... hurt...
friend... friend... friend.
534
00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:11,985
Stu:
ONCE I GET
ALL THE DOLLS RUNNING
535
00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:14,298
I'LL TRY THEM OUT
ON THE KIDS...
536
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:16,162
WHAT HAPPENED?!
537
00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:18,164
MY CREATIONS,
MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS.
538
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:23,928
NOW, STU, MAYBE THE WORLD
WASN'T READY FOR MR. FRIEND YET.
539
00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:26,690
LET'S GO INSIDE, AND YOU
CAN FIGURE OUT A NEW TOY.
540
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,692
WELL, GUYS,
WE DID IT!
541
00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:30,970
WE PROVED
WE'RE TOUGHER
542
00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:33,317
THAN ANY TOY.
543
00:22:33,421 --> 00:22:36,044
I'M JUST GLAD IT'S OVER.
544
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,804
HEY, BABIES,
GUESS WHAT?
545
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:40,807
WHILE MY DADDY AND ME
WERE COMING OVER
546
00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:44,708
I FOUND THE NEATEST, GREATEST,
BEST-EST TOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
547
00:22:44,811 --> 00:22:46,192
[ all scream]
548
00:22:46,295 --> 00:22:48,953
Let's all think of happy things
549
00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,646
and laugh and skip
and dance and sing.
550
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:54,683
WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS NEAT.
551
00:23:03,071 --> 00:23:08,007
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