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Previously on
"Resident Alien..."
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Hello, asshole.
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I have Asta on my side,
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and we will find out
why you are here.
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You will tell me everything
that you know about Harry.
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- I have him trapped.
- I printed out this still.
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This guy in the
passenger seat is the key
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to our whole investigation.
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I'm not getting a lot of sleep,
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thanks to the owl
outside my window.
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You just need to get out of
the house for a little bit.
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- I know the perfect place.
- Yellowstone.
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I have been trying to
learn what the Greys
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are doing on Earth,
and perhaps the answer
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has been in Mayor
Snowflake's foot all along.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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My sweet girl.
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Hi.
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Oh, my sweet girl.
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Hi.
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My sweet girl.
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No.
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Ten more minutes, please!
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No! Come back!
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At least let me
remember this time.
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Please, let me remember!
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You had no business dragging
Asta into your mess.
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You could have gotten
her killed by that alien.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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I can't remember what
the hell I was thinking
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with such an empty stomach.
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Should someone turn
on the griddle?
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That's your problem.
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You don't think of
anyone but yourself.
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That is not true.
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Other people will want pancakes.
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Also, I'm wearing
a shirt and shoes.
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Where is my service?
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Dad, yes, it was scary,
but I chose to go.
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She's OK.
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I had her back,
like I always do.
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We were saved by
a 12-year-old boy.
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Not if I tell the story first.
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I do not understand
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why they are so upset about
Joseph nearly killing them.
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Every being must
fight to survive.
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Moths camouflage
themselves from predators.
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Cacti grow spikes.
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Humans are no exception.
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They forget they are
surrounded by forces
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greater than themselves.
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Survival is never guaranteed.
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I need to go.
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Me and my empty stomach
need to go listen
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to the mayor complain about
how his antidepressants
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are ruining his sex drive.
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I think therapy is supposed
to be confidential.
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- Also, nasty.
- I said "a mayor."
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Some mayor from some other town,
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who hates it when Sheriff Mike
whistles to get his attention.
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Uh, well, some other
mayor canceled therapy
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because they're going on a
family trip to Yellowstone.
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Yellowstone.
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Yellowstone!
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OK, now, we didn't get a
match on the fingerprint,
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so we got to go back
to what we do have.
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Now, tell me, what do
you see here, Deputy?
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Peter Bach driving
the day he died
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and a mystery man in a
plaid shirt next to him.
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OK, well let me introduce you
to our unsub, Mr. Plaid, right?
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Look how he's sitting...
upright, prepared.
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And what does that suggest?
I'll give you a hint.
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- It begins with the letter M.
- Military.
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- Mime.
- That was my second guess.
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A mime is a undervalued
physical discipline.
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Their posture's active even
when they sitting still,
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and you don't ever
hear 'em coming.
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We might be looking
at a killer mime.
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Or, thinking outside
the invisible box,
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what if he were military
but served a long time ago,
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which could explain
why we didn't get a hit
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on his prints,
because of a backlog
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of military archives?
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Now, that's true, but
there's just one problem.
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There's no mimes
in the military.
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They got "Don't
talk, don't tell."
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Well, let's take our chances.
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We need inside access.
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You want to try your
military connections?
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No, I don't want
to leave a trail.
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Joseph served.
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We can have him look into it,
but he didn't come in today.
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Well, we should talk
to Detective Torres.
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She has connections with every
three-letter agency there is.
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Nice try, Deputy.
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Think you're gonna
make a phone call
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and trick us into
getting back together?
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Not a chance.
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It's ringing.
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Voicemail.
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Hi, Detective.
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It's Deputy Baker,
over in Patience.
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We were wondering if you
could help us with a print
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we're trying to nail down.
We've had no luck with AFIS.
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And by we, I mean me,
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definitely not the Sheriff,
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because he has his own life
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and he's really
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horny? Really happy.
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I mean, he's happy.
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OK, then.
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Call me back.
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Have you tried writing
with your other hand?
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I'm sure...
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Oh! Well, well, well!
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Hello, Sheriff.
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Came to turn myself in,
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since I broke a few
laws last night.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey,
hey. Hey, hey.
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- All right.
- Mwah!
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- Oh, dear God.
- Oh, so Mike?
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Mm-hmm?
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Uh, I would like for you
to please meet my mom.
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- This is April.
- Hi.
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Doesn't she like so
sexy? Look at that ass.
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Show him that ass.
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Everyone thinks that
we're sisters, so...
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Oh.
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People are shocked to hear
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that she's 14 years
older than me.
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Mm! I bet they are.
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I've heard a lot
about you, Sheriff.
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Hmm?
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My daughter tells me everything.
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- Everything.
- Everything.
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Gross.
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- So Mikey?
- Mm-hmm?
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I wanted to invite you
to my birthday dinner
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this weekend, which
will be so much more fun
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- with my very special plus-one.
- Oh!
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Don't we have that other
thing this weekend?
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- No, we do not.
- Mm!
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At dinner, we talk
about her dowry.
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You drove her off the lot.
You got to pay for it.
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Oh!
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- Ooh!
- It's spicy margarita!
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Spicy mama-Rita!
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Yeah, that's...
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- OK.
- OK.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So you'll call me?
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Yeah.
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You want to go to a
party Saturday night?
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No, I do not.
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Mm, ah.
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Now, go put the rest of your
stuff in your backpack, OK?
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Why are we going to
Yellowstone in the winter?
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It's freezing there.
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Winter is the best
time to go anywhere.
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Seasonal depression
increases suicide rates,
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so fewer people are traveling.
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We are going to have the
whole park to ourselves.
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It's going to be great!
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Give you a chance
to clear your head,
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massage, rest, fresh start.
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Hey, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
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I heard you're taking
a trip to Yellowstone.
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I will be joining you.
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Oh, uh, well,
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it's actually sort of
a family holiday...
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Yeah.
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Family.
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I had a family once.
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Two loving parents.
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They promised to take me
to Yellowstone to play
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with the yellow stones.
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I dreamed of us being
there together in...
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I want to say nature?
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Mm-hmm?
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But the day we were
supposed to leave,
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they died.
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That's the story. They died.
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It was sad. They're both dead.
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Oh, yes, yes. That is so sad.
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- Yeah.
- Mm.
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Maybe we should bring a
doctor with us, just in case.
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Uh, I think there are
doctors in Yellowstone.
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Mm-hmm.
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What if you get
in a car accident
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on the way there? You
both die on impact.
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Max is left alone, hungry.
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He has to eat the dead
flesh of his parents.
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If I'm there, he could eat me.
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Not really sure how you being
a doctor factors in there.
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OK, you know what?
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It's... it's fine.
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You can come with us. Yeah.
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Ben's alien abductions
are obviously
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leading him to something
at Yellowstone,
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and I will be right there
to discover what it is.
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- Shotgun!
- Oh.
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Yellowstone Hotel, please hold.
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This is nice. It's
very charming.
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Yeah, definitely more relaxing
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than a car ride
with Harry reciting
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every single "Law and
Order" episode from memory.
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Yeah.
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OK, we're alone.
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Now, you can tell
me why you're here.
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But I haven't finished yet!
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Then Lennie Briscoe says,
"Well, life is short."
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Because he was short.
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Also, he was dead.
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I forgot that part.
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Come on. You owe me.
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I convinced them
to let you come.
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OK, I will tell
you why I am here.
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To follow your father
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to the Greys'
secret headquarters.
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To... enjoy this
cartoon raccoon.
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A raccoon?
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What powers the
thousands of geysers
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and hot springs
here at Yellowstone?
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Heat from the
volcanic magma chamber
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beneath your feet!
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Ouch! That's hot!
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That was worth the drive.
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I read about your hot
stone massages online.
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- Can I book one of those here?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- Our massage studio is closed.
- What?
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- Oh.
- No, no.
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I read about it,
um, on the website.
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It says that it's
open year-round.
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It is, but we just
had a snowstorm,
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and our massage therapist
can't get down to the hotel.
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Plow won't get up
there for a while.
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What's the plow situation
with your manicurist?
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You're in luck.
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I do the manicures.
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- Ah!
- Oh! Pierced.
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You know what? Actually,
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I think I'm just gonna
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probably be wearing my mittens.
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- I'll see you upstairs, honey.
- Mm.
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Do you want to see?
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That is really neat.
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How do you get it through
the nail like that?
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Mm.
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- Hey, you OK?
- Hey.
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Yeah.
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Crying baby
next-door woke me up.
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- Can you hear it?
- Mm-mm.
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No, I don't think so.
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♪ I'll come along and
butter your part, baby ♪
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♪ Don't chew your
bread without me ♪
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♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
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♪ Don't chew
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♪ Your bread without me
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Hey, D'Arce.
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00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,976
Hmm?
261
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,891
- Hey?
- Oh.
262
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,327
Hey, Liv.
263
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,373
I need to talk to
you about something.
264
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,635
Is this about who made
the big snow penis
265
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,071
- outside Town Hall?
- What?
266
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,378
- What?
- No.
267
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,162
I need your help
ID-ing a suspect.
268
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,904
You see a ton of people
come through here.
269
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,670
I thought you might recognize
who's in the passenger seat.
270
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,979
[dramatic music[.
271
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:04,874
No, I've definitely never
seen this guy before.
272
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,223
Not ever, never.
273
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,790
Did you know that "never"
is short for "not ever"?
274
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,227
I feel like I
maybe made that up.
275
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,489
Anyway, I haven't seen him.
276
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:15,232
What about the shirt?
Is it familiar?
277
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,886
It's Colorado.
278
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,303
The people here are
practically made of plaid.
279
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,937
Did that guy just
leave and forget his
280
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,157
martini shaker?
281
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,288
Yep.
282
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,942
It's definitely his.
283
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,945
I'm just gonna...
284
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,731
- Heyo.
- Hey.
285
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,212
I couldn't help but overhear,
because I was listening.
286
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,605
Oh.
287
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,085
I hope the case
isn't too dangerous.
288
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,303
Oh.
289
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,132
'Cause I worry about
Mike, you know?
290
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,221
Cop's old lady.
291
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,570
You know how it is. It's like...
292
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,137
Nope.
293
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,662
Every time the phone rings,
is this gonna be the call?
294
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,795
It's scary.
295
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,798
Hey, I need you to give
him a message from me.
296
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,495
OK.
297
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,913
Oh.
298
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,637
Hey.
299
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,334
How was your date
the other night?
300
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,814
It didn't look like
it was going so well.
301
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:20,166
Yeah, not good. Uh,
he was barely human.
302
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,039
OK. Well, good. I'm glad.
303
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,345
Because that means you
might be free Saturday.
304
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,826
There's a scare-a-thon
double horror feature.
305
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,549
- I thought we could go together.
- Yes! I'd love that.
306
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,529
Except I have to work
a double Saturday.
307
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,357
Shoot. I'm sorry.
308
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,359
That's OK. Um, no worries.
309
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,188
- Another time.
- OK.
310
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,799
Thanks for asking.
311
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,409
Jay!
312
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,845
Oh, my God! Get in here!
313
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,021
You guys hanging out?
I love that for us.
314
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,936
I'd love to join, but I can't.
I gotta take a rain check.
315
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,199
- Sorry.
- All right.
316
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,897
- We got a code red.
- Whoa!
317
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,855
Maybe don't say that.
318
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,969
A lot of things happen when
someone yells that here.
319
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,994
Mike and Liv are onto Harry
for the alien tracker's murder.
320
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,212
- What?
- Yeah.
321
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,258
Liv has a picture
of him in the van.
322
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,434
Well, not all of
him, but his shirt.
323
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,044
You know Liv.
324
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,481
She'll just go closet to closet
to closet till she finds it.
325
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,048
Oh, God. We need to warn Harry.
326
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:20,400
Oh, shit, he's out of town.
Um... I will call him.
327
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,749
- Are you crazy?
- Hey!
328
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,229
Whoa, hey! What are you doing?
329
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:27,277
- Oh, my God!
- No, no, no! No!
330
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,148
Look, I'm covering your ass.
331
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,107
If Harry's in the crosshairs
for this investigation,
332
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,891
they'll subpoena his phone.
333
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,285
They'll see your text messages,
and then they'll subpoena
334
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,591
your phone, and then bam!
335
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,028
You'll go down with him.
336
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,030
You do know that the
police don't need
337
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:45,382
the actual phone to retrieve
digital records on it, right?
338
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,451
That's a good point.
339
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,476
I think someone's in the closet.
340
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,999
Well, that's the
connecting door to the room
341
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,871
we're not using because
nobody from our family
342
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,939
is in that room.
343
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,266
Not using that door!
344
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,225
This one is closer!
345
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,792
Nope, uh, that door is
the family door, OK?
346
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,254
I will meet you at the
normal person door.
347
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,870
God!
348
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,980
I broke a nail!
349
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,808
I... I would like to
trade these disgusting
350
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,463
fruit teas for some coffee.
There is none in my room.
351
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,465
You, uh, feeling a
bit of a draft there?
352
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,163
Yes, yes.
353
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:32,472
The cold air on my underparts
keeps my scrotum taut.
354
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,474
OK, well, I don't
really want to know
355
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,911
what's going on
with your scrotum.
356
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,217
Would you mind closing
your robe, please?
357
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,045
Mm.
358
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,265
Uh, we don't have any
coffee in here either.
359
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,788
One of the trucks got snowed in,
360
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,572
along with half of the staff
361
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,357
because apparently this
is the first winter
362
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,836
it's ever snowed here.
363
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,559
There is fresh coffee in
the lobby, though, so...
364
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,495
I will go get coffee once I know
365
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,976
what we are doing for the day.
366
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,499
Uh, we?
367
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,893
Oh, I cannot be alone!
368
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,615
I'm sad again because
of dead parents.
369
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,420
May they rest in one piece.
370
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,335
That is sad.
371
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:12,730
- How did they die?
- Max, be nice.
372
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,515
I'm sorry.
Dr. Vanderspeigle, of course.
373
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,995
Of course, you can come with us.
374
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,389
You know, I was thinking that
we could try snowshoeing.
375
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,305
No. Ben needs to decide.
376
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,871
Here.
377
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,786
Oh, um...
378
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:29,901
Let your intuition
be your guide.
379
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,865
Tell your intuition
to be specific.
380
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,584
Uh...
381
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,629
- How about a snow cat tour?
- Yeah.
382
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,544
That did not sound
like Ben's voice.
383
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,634
OK, why don't we
just do Old Faithful?
384
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,941
- That's a great place to start.
- Sure. Old Faithful.
385
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,638
Wait, are you saying that
because your wife said it
386
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,075
or because you want to do it?
387
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,902
I want to do it
because Kate said it,
388
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,643
and I like it when she's happy.
389
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,256
That's an awful way to
live. Close your eyes.
390
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,259
- Close them shut.
- Mm.
391
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,609
What do you see?
392
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,527
A beam in an old barn,
and I am putting my head
393
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,919
through a circle made of rope.
394
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,835
- Honey.
- I already said Old Faithful.
395
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,750
Cool.
396
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,014
- Sounds fun.
- I'm excited.
397
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,214
I'm exhausted.
398
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,630
- OK, the coast is clear.
- OK, thank you, Dad.
399
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,327
I told you you
didn't have to come.
400
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,634
It's just Harry's
cabin. It's safe.
401
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,375
We don't know that.
402
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,116
The guy had a Grey
Hybrid after him.
403
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,379
Who knows what's
coming for him today?
404
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,468
Plus, he nicked my fishing pole.
405
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,123
- I want it back.
- OK.
406
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,212
How does an alien even
afford a cabin on the lake?
407
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,084
More importantly, who gets
it when he goes home or,
408
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,305
- you know, when the bat alien...
- Can we focus, please? OK?
409
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,176
Mike and Liv are probably
on their way already,
410
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,048
looking for that plaid shirt.
411
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,442
I mean...
412
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:58,836
Ooh.
413
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,707
Ha!
414
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,274
What's he, the Brawny
paper towel man?
415
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,841
Whoa.
416
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,104
Look at all that plaid.
417
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,758
OK, what color was it?
418
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,350
Picture was black and white.
419
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,659
Looks like we're gonna
have to burn them all.
420
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,925
Planets are alive.
421
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:27,169
On Planet Earth, volcanoes,
forest fires, and earthquakes
422
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,760
are just some of it's
natural processes.
423
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,872
They are all necessary
for Earth's survival,
424
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,179
even if they take out
a few million people
425
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,943
now and then.
426
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,014
Water fills the chamber
beneath the geyser,
427
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,625
and eventually,
the water becomes
428
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,930
hot enough to vaporize,
429
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,367
triggering the massive eruption.
430
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,195
Hey! Where you been?
431
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,240
- You missed it.
- Oh, that's OK.
432
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,982
I saw it on TV once. I think.
433
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,289
The mayor obviously does
not care about this.
434
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,987
As I feared, Old Faithful
is not what drew him here.
435
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,815
Hey, Dad, where did
you get that hat?
436
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:05,990
Oh, you like it?
437
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,296
I just bought it off
a guy back there.
438
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,862
You bought a hat off a stranger?
439
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,648
Well, not just any hat. It's
Sullivan Gravel Company.
440
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,258
They've been around
for, like, 70 years.
441
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:16,914
- But was it on his head?
- You're missing the point.
442
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,437
Gravel is one of
the most important
443
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,265
building materials
in the whole world.
444
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,441
Gravel is big dirt.
445
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,530
Much more complex than that.
446
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,489
Without gravel,
we couldn't live.
447
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,883
I prefer not living
to this conversation.
448
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,624
Let me look at your map.
449
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:36,194
Is there anywhere on here
you feel like going next?
450
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,413
How about a shower?
451
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,023
My head is getting
a little itchy.
452
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,459
This thing might be wool.
453
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,332
Uh, maybe it just came
off a stranger's head.
454
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,812
That is why the mayor was
compelled to come here...
455
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,012
Sullivan Gravel.
456
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,822
- Still no sign of Mr. Plaid?
- Nothing.
457
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,738
I've seen Ms. Polka Dot,
Professor Ugly Boots,
458
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:02,177
and I just got a real good
look at Deputy Can't Park.
459
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,482
I only hit the curb once,
460
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,136
and it was just because
I was distracted
461
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,921
by a pigeon with a
limp. Poor thing.
462
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,227
And then I almost
hit the pigeon.
463
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,489
Don't worry about
limping pigeons.
464
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,361
Over time, they've
developed the ability
465
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,406
to fake ankle injuries to
get more bread from people.
466
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,451
It's sad.
467
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,887
It used to be such a proud bird.
468
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,976
Oh, and I saw your grandma.
469
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,456
Nana? Where?
470
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,197
No, no. Calm down, Deputy.
471
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,328
She's gone.
472
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,851
Sure moves fast for an old lady,
473
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,137
more like a skitter.
474
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,119
Hi, Lena.
475
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,426
Yeah.
476
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:39,518
Uh-huh.
477
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,867
He's good.
478
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,043
He's here right now.
479
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,784
He farted earlier.
480
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,395
What the...
481
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,943
I know, but he looks so cute
in that sweater you got him.
482
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,706
I appreciate it.
483
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,882
Talk soon.
484
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,232
Yes!
485
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,364
She has a contact
that can run the print
486
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,758
through a more comprehensive
military database.
487
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,107
Good.
488
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,915
That's good.
489
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,633
I'm sorry she didn't
ask about you.
490
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,634
No, no, it's fine.
491
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:09,506
I don't care about that, so long
492
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,421
as the case is moving forward.
493
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,577
You made the paper, Deputy.
494
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,904
"To protect and
serve?" Question mark?
495
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:20,211
It's always that question
mark that's the killer.
496
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,082
Oh, no.
497
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,128
The reporter saw my interview
in the alien documentary.
498
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,390
Ugh.
499
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,000
"Deputy Olivia Baker's obsession
500
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,525
"with UFOs isn't contained
to her off-duty life.
501
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,353
"Photos online show
Baker in uniform,
502
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,789
"posing with the
late Peter Bach,
503
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,226
"a popular alien
conspiracy theorist.
504
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,750
"There is no telling
what UFO conspiracies.
505
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:40,884
Baker might be using our
tax dollars to investigate"?
506
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,887
"Olivia is a liar and has
been a liar her whole life,
507
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:47,325
says source close to
Baker." Jesus, this is bad.
508
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,588
He even hinted at our
secret investigation.
509
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,809
Listen, Deputy, if I have
taught you one thing,
510
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,159
it's that this job
is all about control.
511
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,595
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,337
And you're a master of control?
513
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,773
Well, I mean, more of a Jedi,
514
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:03,210
- but I'm working towards master.
- Wow.
515
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,388
Well, guess who
this is from, Jedi?
516
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:07,867
Ooh! OK.
517
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:11,131
Uh, in my defense,
I was drunk, and,
518
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,438
and she smelled like vanilla.
I don't mean vanilla perfume.
519
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,570
I mean, like a damn cake,
520
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,180
and it just caught me off guard,
521
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,356
and I was so hungry.
522
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,054
I know! Look, I like Judy.
523
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,534
I mean, she's cute and kooky,
524
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:23,796
and actually, she's really sweet
525
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,365
in her own kind of
weird way, but yes, no,
526
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,696
I should not have...
have done that.
527
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,851
I'm gonna... I'ma
write her back, and
528
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:39,377
just... you know what?
529
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:44,034
I am going to talk
to her in-person.
530
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:49,692
- Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause... just because.
531
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,893
""
532
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:05,664
Hey. Hot chocolate.
533
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:09,494
- Ooh, very hot.
- Mm, thanks.
534
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:12,628
♪ Everything is free
535
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:17,372
♪ That's what they say
536
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,200
♪ Everything I ever done
537
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:23,203
- I'm glad I know.
- Huh?
538
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,857
About Harry.
539
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,425
I don't want you to have to
do all this alone anymore.
540
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,408
♪ Someone hit the big score ♪
541
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,519
Thank you.
542
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,696
Let's take turns.
543
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,219
It is so cold.
544
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:40,743
I can take over for a bit.
545
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,116
No, hey.
546
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,051
No, I got it.
547
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,226
OK.
548
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,926
Oh, that... one wasn't plaid.
549
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,928
Oh, yeah, I just...
550
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,016
I really hate that one.
551
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,454
Sorry, Harry.
552
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,088
There it goes.
553
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,548
♪ I can get a tip jar
554
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,550
Can you believe this?
555
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,031
All this stuff is
from the diner.
556
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,685
Two plates, three coffee cups...
557
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:12,209
I mean, who steals a coffee pot?
558
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:14,472
I used to think Harry
559
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,213
didn't know how the world works,
560
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,694
and now I just
think he's klepto.
561
00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,696
Why don't you just
sit down and relax,
562
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,176
or go out and enjoy the fire?
563
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,875
I have to get rid of any
sign of the alien tracker.
564
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,833
He could have drank
from one of these.
565
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:29,922
Who knows?
566
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:34,100
♪ Never minded working hard ♪
567
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,257
- Dad?
- Sit.
568
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,325
OK.
569
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,153
Relax.
570
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,962
♪ That's what they say
571
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:50,639
♪ Everything I ever done
572
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:54,556
When I first got
back from Vietnam,
573
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,907
I just always felt like
there was some emergency
574
00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,778
I had to get to.
575
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:03,260
I existed in a world
of chaos and dread.
576
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,392
Trauma.
577
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:08,134
And the strange thing is,
I was comfortable there.
578
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,920
♪ Gonna do it anyway
579
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,139
I'm sorry, Dad.
580
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:15,533
That sounds awful.
581
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,622
Jimmy's gone from your life now,
582
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:20,756
and you've got me and
D'Arcy and that general
583
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,323
to help you with that alien.
584
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:26,239
You can breathe easy.
585
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:28,677
So what does life
look like for Asta
586
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:31,007
when she's not in crisis mode?
587
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,125
These gravel workers
588
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,735
are all in excellent
physical shape
589
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,563
and very good-looking.
590
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,826
One thing I know about
attractive humans
591
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,829
is they do not work
the night shift.
592
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,658
They work in the light, so
everyone can enjoy them.
593
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,530
No, these are not humans.
594
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,294
- They are...
- Hi, Harry!
595
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,995
Wha...
596
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:11,589
How did you get here?!
597
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,809
Alien Tracker? Alien?
598
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,332
Tell me what's going on.
599
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,899
You still owe me.
600
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,683
I owe you?
601
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:21,599
You would be an exhibit
in a zoo on my planet
602
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,166
if I hadn't brought you back.
603
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,168
And you'd be dead
in a Grey alien trap
604
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,039
if I hadn't saved you.
605
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:29,868
Oh, I see, tits for tats.
606
00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:31,870
You play well.
607
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:33,698
You have good tits.
608
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,570
- Inappropriate.
- Fine.
609
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,397
I have made a discovery.
610
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:39,704
Do you see those
workers over there?
611
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:40,966
Yeah?
612
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,402
They all look like
toothpaste models.
613
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,317
Yes. Exactly.
614
00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,668
Because they are Grey Hybrids.
615
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,800
- They're half-electric?
- No!
616
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,672
They are alien hybrids!
617
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:54,284
That means they are
half-human and half-alien.
618
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:57,113
The hybrids are gravitating
to that trailer,
619
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,768
and I need to find out why.
620
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,509
- You stay here.
- I want to help.
621
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,120
Fine.
622
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:05,774
You can help with one thing.
623
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:06,842
OK.
624
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,343
Peel this orange.
625
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,980
When I get back, I'll eat it.
626
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,831
Nice try.
627
00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:21,572
Keep it moving, pal.
628
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:22,815
I'm spoken for.
629
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,144
Ooh!
630
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,363
And that's who's
doing the speaking!
631
00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:33,410
- Hey, my guy!
- Hey! Hey!
632
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:35,020
- I saved you a seat.
- Oh.
633
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,587
It's the one on this stool.
634
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:37,656
Oh!
635
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,460
Could, uh... could
we have a word?
636
00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:41,679
It's my butt.
637
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,289
Your butt, OK.
638
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:44,464
I know.
639
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,684
- Uh, in the back?
- Yeah, I do that, too.
640
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,034
Oh, that's good.
641
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:51,602
Can we talk in
642
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,212
- in the back?
- Oh!
643
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:54,431
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
644
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,041
- Sure, OK.
- Let's do that.
645
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,632
Yes, indeed.
646
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,114
After me.
647
00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:11,056
So, uh...
648
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,884
I'm sorry, but I can't make it
649
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,886
to your birthday dinner.
650
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:18,324
And, um, don't get me wrong.
651
00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:20,544
The other night
was a lot of fun,
652
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,939
but I'm just not looking to
get involved with anyone.
653
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,681
Oh. Totally, me neither.
654
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,248
So what did you think,
we were gonna, like,
655
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,946
buy a house together
or something?
656
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,861
Well, I guess not.
657
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:35,211
A little ranch-style, you know,
658
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:38,605
two-bedroom with a tree
in the yard and, you know,
659
00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:41,173
somewhere to sit and
maybe some squirrels
660
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,132
for Kevin and Cletus to chase?
661
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,742
No!
662
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,613
- Not us!
- So dumb.
663
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:49,094
Oh.
664
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,966
Oh, JuJu.
665
00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,532
Oh, whew! I was nervous.
666
00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:55,144
- I'm glad you understand.
- Yeah.
667
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,972
And I hope you have a
very happy birthday.
668
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,190
- Thanks.
- OK?
669
00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:00,062
- Yeah.
- All right.
670
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,652
Thanks.
671
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:19,801
- You want to talk about it?
- Talk about what?
672
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,477
Oh, I'm
673
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:27,350
the party was just, like,
a stupid idea anyway.
674
00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,308
I'm just gonna call my mom
and tell her to cancel it.
675
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,073
I totally don't care.
676
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:35,556
I feel so stupid.
677
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:40,145
I just... you know.
678
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:42,650
When is it gonna be my turn?
679
00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:30,045
Just as I suspected,
a secret entrance.
680
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,721
A portal!
681
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:38,140
It must lead directly
to the Greys' ship.
682
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,844
Someone here ask for an orange?
683
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,542
- Is that a catchphrase?
- I'm trying it out.
684
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:15,371
Well, it's not very good.
685
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:17,329
Let's enjoy the moment.
686
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:19,766
You did your job.
687
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:22,552
Now, fall back.
688
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:25,971
That means go back to the car.
689
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,779
The Gravel Company must
be the Greys' cover
690
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:18,086
to hide what they're
really doing.
691
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:21,654
Whatever their plan is,
it is a massive operation.
692
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:24,159
It clearly has been in
progress for decades.
693
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,810
Oh.
694
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,986
Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot!
695
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,119
- Hot.
- What's that?
696
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,817
Well, the spa may be closed,
but I can still give you
697
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,558
a nice hot-stone massage.
698
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:57,647
- Found 'em outside.
- Oh, Ben.
699
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,997
That's very...
700
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,869
I'm sorry, what is that smell?
701
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:06,158
Mm, not sure if
these are all rocks.
702
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,703
Does Yellowstone have turtles?
703
00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:13,445
- You microwaved a turtle?
- No.
704
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:17,101
I microwaved a rock that
looks a lot like a turtle.
705
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,387
Oh, God.
706
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,935
I'm sorry about this trip.
707
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26,806
It's just been a disaster.
708
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,330
No.
709
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,027
Yeah, I just...
710
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:34,031
I wanted to give you a break,
just a chance to reset,
711
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,992
- and I blew it.
- No, I'm glad you did. OK?
712
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,603
A trip does not have to
be perfect to be special.
713
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:45,347
The important thing is we
were all here together.
714
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:46,894
- Right?
- Yeah.
715
00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,874
And where is Max anyway?
716
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,030
Who knows? Arcade?
717
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:02,083
- OK, now you hear that, right?
- Hear what?
718
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,483
At least let me
remember this time!
719
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,770
Let me remember!
720
00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,295
Kate?
721
00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:42,993
What are you doing?
722
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,584
Is that your baby?
723
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:49,889
Yes.
724
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,370
- Can I hold her?
- No.
725
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:53,371
Please...
726
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,633
Come on.
727
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,244
I'm so sorry. Come on.
728
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,115
The greatest force
in the universe
729
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,944
is entropy, the
tendency toward chaos.
730
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,989
Things fall apart.
731
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,817
There is no extended warranty.
732
00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:08,125
Even if there were, it
would still be a ripoff.
733
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,388
But causing things to fall apart
734
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:12,782
outside the natural
order is just wrong.
735
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,566
The Greys are not builders.
736
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:16,133
They are destroyers.
737
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:19,049
They are as shortsighted
and selfish as humans,
738
00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:21,573
but even worse, because
they are smarter.
739
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,619
That is why I have to figure out
740
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:26,970
why they want to store so
much water underground.
741
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,127
There must be some reason.
742
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:35,829
Son of a bitch!
743
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,462
The Greys' cavern is here.
744
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:43,769
If they filled it
completely with water,
745
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:46,729
then connected it by a
tunnel to the magma chamber,
746
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,775
millions of gallons of water
would suddenly heat up,
747
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,300
and the pressure would
turn the 2,000 square miles
748
00:35:52,324 --> 00:35:54,084
of Yellowstone National Park
749
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,304
into the most
destructive natural bomb
750
00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:58,306
in the history of the world.
751
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:01,570
What powers the thousands
of geysers and hot springs
752
00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:02,962
here in Yellowstone?
753
00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,356
Heat from the
volcanic magma chamber
754
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:10,056
beneath your feet.
Ouch! That's hot!
755
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,189
That's so hot! Oh, my God!
756
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:16,261
I'm burning alive. Oh! Ah!
757
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,504
I found a store in Braddock
758
00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:24,767
that sells the exact plaid
shirt from the video.
759
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,943
They gave me a list of
everyone who bought it,
760
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,466
and six of them
live in Patience.
761
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,815
And guess what?
762
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,166
The shirt was on sale,
so I bought one for John.
763
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,471
Excellent work, but
now, I've got to put.
764
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,169
John's name on the suspect list.
765
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,780
John might want to lawyer up.
766
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,217
- Oh, God, it's Nana.
- Hi!
767
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,784
- Is my tie straight?
- Uh...
768
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,133
- Fix it.
- OK, I'm trying.
769
00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:44,526
- Fix it!
- OK!
770
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,049
Nana! Hi.
771
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,920
Doing a... a little shopping?
772
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:50,662
Well, let's see. I
got a shopping bag.
773
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:53,578
Oh, could I be shopping?
774
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,232
Uh, it's good seeing
you again, Miss Patty.
775
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,539
- I'll go warm up the truck.
- Nope.
776
00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:00,237
Oh, is this one
giving you a hard time
777
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,239
since she became a big shot?
778
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:05,808
Picture in the paper, just
like Princess Margaret.
779
00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:08,245
Oh, you read the article?
780
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,552
Of course I read
the article, Liv.
781
00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:12,423
I was interviewed for it.
782
00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:15,209
Not that they gave
me any credit.
783
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,299
So you're the unnamed source?
784
00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,562
You called me a liar, Nana.
785
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,085
I did not.
786
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:24,522
I called you a fantasist.
787
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,568
I said you were
always making stuff up
788
00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:29,919
and your relationship with
reality was tenuous at best.
789
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,399
That seems worse.
790
00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:35,968
For Pete's sake,
fix your uniform.
791
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,753
You can't expect
to get any respect
792
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,103
if you're walking
around town like you're
793
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:42,932
the cheapest girl
in the whorehouse.
794
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,761
Right, Sheriff?
795
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,265
Bye, Nana.
796
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:50,529
She's so funny.
797
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:10,307
Oh, hey, it's from
Detective Torres.
798
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,528
Her contact got a match on
that print from the van.
799
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,618
Dr. Wendy Beasley,
retired military chemist.
800
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:17,836
You were right.
801
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,403
Her prints were in
the military archives.
802
00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:22,232
Are you kidding me? We did it!
803
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:25,085
We got a match!
This is great news!
804
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,656
I try so hard!
805
00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:44,583
It's OK, Deputy.
806
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,695
So the Greys want to kill us all
807
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:51,870
and take the planet
for themselves?
808
00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:52,958
Yes.
809
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,743
I do not know why
they are doing it.
810
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:58,486
They cannot live long in
Earth's atmosphere or gravity.
811
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,096
So how long till it blows up?
812
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,098
Based on the amount
of water it will take
813
00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:05,362
to fill the cavern,
maybe a year.
814
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,669
I mean, a year is plenty of
time to stop them, right?
815
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,453
I love a year. We
could do a year.
816
00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:10,933
Yes.
817
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:13,762
I will stop the Greys from
destroying the planet.
818
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,372
OK.
819
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:19,245
I can't talk about the end
of the world without dessert.
820
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:21,378
Thanks, Dad.
821
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:23,641
Uh... but I...
822
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:26,688
Harry's gonna stop
Yellowstone from blowing up.
823
00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:29,647
What? No! I did not say that.
824
00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:32,607
I said I will stop the
Greys from blowing it up.
825
00:39:32,631 --> 00:39:36,306
I cannot stop Yellowstone
from blowing itself up.
826
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,592
I'm sorry, what?
827
00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:41,224
The Yellowstone Caldera,
828
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:44,096
it erupts every 600,000 years.
829
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:49,101
The last time it erupted
was 634,000 years ago.
830
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:52,670
So, yes, that baby is crowning.
831
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,152
Wouldn't it be funny
if I stopped the Greys,
832
00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:58,633
and then the caldera
blew up right after?
833
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,548
That would be funny.
834
00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:02,201
Because of the timing.
835
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,359
Comedy is all about...
836
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,222
- The timing.
- OK, yes.
837
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:24,833
It's a volcano.
838
00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:28,358
But without the Greys'
cave and the water thing,
839
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,316
it won't be as bad, right?
840
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,796
No, not as bad.
841
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,146
The Earth will not be destroyed.
842
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,931
OK, good.
843
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,628
It will kill millions of people,
844
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,500
though, including all of you.
845
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,545
I prefer it with
the whipped cream.
846
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:42,570
Mm.
847
00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,463
I'm not hungry for pie anymore.
848
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:47,638
I'll take it.
849
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,510
Do not be worried.
850
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,076
In a few thousand years,
851
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,993
the Earth will return
to normal, reborn.
852
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,473
He's right.
853
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,432
The volcanoes are a big
part of the cycle of things.
854
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,130
They've been going on a
lot longer than we have.
855
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:03,306
Yeah, but what are we supposed
856
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:04,699
to do with this information?
857
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,178
What did you do with it before?
858
00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:07,702
Not know it?
859
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,834
Well, just keep doing the
only thing you know to do
860
00:41:09,858 --> 00:41:12,315
while you're still alive.
861
00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,665
Live the best life you can.
862
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:18,321
A human lifespan
can last 85 years,
863
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,671
or more, if they are lucky.
864
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,934
It might seem long to humans,
865
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,459
but when compared to
the age of Planet Earth,
866
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,810
a human life would only
be 141 seconds long.
867
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:32,248
♪ And I want all
the world to know ♪
868
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,032
That is why it is
important for them
869
00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,644
to live the best life they can,
870
00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:38,539
to be the best human they can...
871
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:42,151
Every day.
872
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,069
Oh, my goodness, I love you!
873
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,423
Hi!
874
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:58,709
And appreciate the seconds
they have with one another.
875
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,866
♪ Yeah, if we're lost
876
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:06,674
♪ We are lost together
877
00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:08,371
You blew off work.
878
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:10,504
You think I'd miss
watching you scream?
879
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,094
Here.
880
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:17,946
Shh!
881
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,338
Luckily for them,
882
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:21,253
they will all get
a little more time.
883
00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,821
I'm the only one who
can stop the Greys,
884
00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:26,935
and I will not
give up until I do.
885
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,686
You're a Blue Avian!
886
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:41,297
OK.
887
00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:48,150
So I am from the
Galactic Federation,
888
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:52,763
and I'm here to inform you
that you are being served.
889
00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:55,766
Served? For what?
890
00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:58,552
Among the charges,
you broke galactic law
891
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,685
when you did not honor your
contract with the Greys
892
00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,296
- to vacate the planet.
- Mm.
893
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,605
So you are hereby ordered
to leave Earth immediately.
894
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,607
Honestly, dude,
just go to the back
895
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:14,287
and sign the last page.
You are in big trouble.
896
00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,615
Son of a bitch.
897
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:22,295
♪ And if we're lost
898
00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:28,649
♪ Then we are lost together
899
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:37,503
♪ Yeah, if we're lost
900
00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:40,748
♪ We are lost together
901
00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:49,646
♪ And if we're lost
902
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,997
♪ Then we are lost together
903
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:58,723
♪ Together, together
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