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MARY ALICE: Previously
on Desperate Housewives.
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Porter Scavo,
you are under arrest.
What?
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Porter had nothing
to do with that fire.
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Apparently,
there's a witness
that says otherwise.
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A witness?
What're they
talking about?
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Porter was accused,
but not convicted.
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Katherine's love affair...
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I got the flowers.
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Became serious.
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Mommy needs to lose
a few pounds.
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You want to help Mommy
be beautiful again?
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No.
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As did Gabby's resolve.
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Here's my cookbook.
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And Bree's success
came at a price.
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You can be
a little tough sometimes.
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It's only to be expected.
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I don't think I do that.
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I know you don't.
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People don't talk about
money in the suburbs.
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Mostly because
they don't need to.
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The ones who have itlet you know with theirbrand-new clothes,
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their expensive appliances
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and their manicured lawns.
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The ones who don't have it
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let you know with barbecues
that need replacing,
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walls that need painting
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and classic cars
that need to be sold.
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Here you go, Walter.
She's all yours.
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This is so awesome.
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Where's Tom? I want to thank
him for making this the
greatest day of my life.
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He's inside, but between sobs,
he wished you happy driving.
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Where is that man going
with Tom's car?
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That man is Walter Brotski,
and he just bought it.
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Tom loves that car.
Why would you sell it?
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Sadly, we can no
longer afford
Tom's midlife crisis.
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(KATHERINE CHUCKLES)
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Okay, here's the deal.
We're sort of broke.
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Oh, Lynette.
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Between Porter's legal fees
and that ghost town that
we call a restaurant...
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I thought Scavo's
was doing well.
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When times get tough,
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people do without things
like pizza and sports cars.
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I am so sorry.
I had no idea.
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It's okay. Just keep it
under your hat.
It's a little embarrassing.
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You should not be embarrassed.
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This is a horrible economy.
We're all in the same boat.
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Hello, ladies.
What do you think?
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You bought a new car?
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My book just made
the Times' bestseller list.
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Now they're talking
three-book deal, so I
got the urge to splurge.
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Oh!
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And look what just blew
on my windshield
at the stop sign.
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(SIGHS)
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Life is good.
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MARY ALICE: Yes, peopledon't talk about moneyin the suburbs,
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because when they do,
other people get angry.
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Whenever someoneon Wisteria Lanebuys a new car,
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a simple ritual is performed.
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So how do you like my new car?
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It's gorgeous!
I am so jealous.
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I wish I had one.
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But on this day,
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one of the owner's friendsrefused to participatein the ritual.
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And even more surprisingly,
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the owner of the carin question didn'tseem to notice.
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Look, there's even
a refrigerator.
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The Lexus dealer said
there's just enough room
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for a split of champagne
and two chilled glasses.
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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And the best thing is
it's a hybrid, so you
can barely hear it.
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Let me show you.
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Actually, I have to go to
work. But congratulations,
Bree, it's a beauty.
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Was it just me
or was that
a little abrupt?
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Don't take it personally.
I think she's got other
things on her mind.
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Oh, dear.
Is something wrong?
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Well... Apparently,
she and Tom are having
financial problems.
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They just had to sell Tom's car.
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And, you know,
I saw her at the
recycling center.
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She was turning her
cans in for money.
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(GASPS)
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Yikes. That's like a half
a step away from selling
your eggs on the Internet.
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And here I am, rubbing my
fabulous new car in her face.
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I feel awful.
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Don't. How could
you have known?
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Thank God I didn't show her
how the car parks itself.
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(SIGHS)
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But you're gonna show us, right?
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Well, it is pretty amazing.
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It's nice to see you again,
Mrs. Mayer.
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Thank you for agreeing
to see us, Mr. Hobson.
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Running a school like
Oakridge mustn't leave you
with much free time.
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Happy to oblige.
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So I heard through
the grapevine that
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there might be an opening
for another student?
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I assume you're referring to
the Henderson boy's expulsion?
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Yeah. He bit his
teacher, huh?
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They had that problem
with their older boy, Toby.
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It's a family of biters.
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The whole situation
was incredibly unfortunate,
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but we can't tolerate
that kind of behavior.
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You wouldn't have to
worry about that with MJ.
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(CHUCKLES)
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He's so well-behaved.
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Look, I know how much you
want your son at Oakridge.
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You've called us every week
for the past five months.
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I've been too pushy.
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Please don't take it
out on MJ. He is such
a bright kid.
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Say something in Spanish.
I'm bored.
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Be bored in Spanish.
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Mrs. Mayer, you can relax.
We would love to have
MJ join us here.
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Seriously?
Yes.
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As a matter of fact,
his name was first
on our waiting list.
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Fantastic!
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(SUSAN EXCLAIMS)
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Here's a schedule for you.
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Here are some insurance
forms you need to fill out.
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And here's the tuition.
As you can see,
it's gone up a tad.
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Yeah. That's quite a tad.
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But we're starting in the
middle of the year,
so we'd only pay half, right?
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Yes. We've already
prorated it.
That is half.
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Fantastic.
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Hey, I just thought of a way
for us to celebrate our
anniversary next week.
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What do you think about
dinner at The Palm?
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The Palm?
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As in, "They don't even
show the prices on
the menu" The Palm?
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(LAUGHS)
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Honey, we're still paying
off credit card debt.
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Not anymore.
The deal closed.
I got the bonus.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, my God!
That's great!
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Why didn't you tell me this
when you were begging
for sex this morning?
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You would've closed
that deal, too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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We're rich again!
Hallelujah!
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We're not "lighting cigars
with five dollar bills" rich,
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but we are headed
in the right direction.
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Oh, honey, we're going to
be us again, the
old Carlos and Gabby.
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You know what? I'm gonna
wear my dress from
the night you proposed.
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(SNICKERS)
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You still fit in that?
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We're rich again! Hallelujah!
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Have you not noticed me
working my butt off?
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I'm almost back to the weight
I was when we got married.
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All I meant was
you don't have to wear
an old dress.
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I will buy you a new one.
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No, no. This'll be way
more romantic.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm one good colonic away
from being the old me.
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I'll call the restaurant.
They can write that
on the cake.
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Sorry. I know how much
you loved that car.
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This is all I have to
remember her by.
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I called her Foxy.
You want to know why?
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No.
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DAVE: Tom.
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I just heard.
You sold the car?
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Yeah. Well, we needed
the money.
The restaurant is dying.
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Apparently, people don't
want to buy their pizza
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from parents of an
alleged arsonist.
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Yeah, but Porter didn't do it.
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Maybe people still think
that he's guilty or maybe
it's the economy.
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Or maybe it's both.
I don't know.
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All I know is, I am
driving a "dad car,"
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while some other guy
is out rolling with Foxy.
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Oh, buddy. I'm so sorry.
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I wish there was
something I could do.
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We should get going.
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But if we can help in any way,
let us know, okay?
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Thanks.
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Okay, what just happened
back there?
Nothing.
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Yeah, like that's going to work.
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Why can't you ever remember
who you're dealing with?
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Bob? Bob? Bob? Bob,
I can keep this up
all day. Bob?
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Fine.
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The day the case against
Porter was dismissed,
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I was going over the discovery
materials that the DA sent me.
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Okay? So?
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The witness who put Porter
in the storage room
at the club,
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the only one linking him
directly to the arson,
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Tom's helpful buddy there,
Dave Williams.
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What?
Yeah.
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Porter wasn't even in
the building. What the
hell is Dave doing?
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I don't know, but we have
to tell Tom and Lynette.
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No, that'll just get ugly.
I'm okay with that.
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Lee, the charges have
been dropped. It's no
longer our business.
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Besides, there's something
about that Dave guy
that scares me.
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(GRUNTING)
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I don't get it.
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I'm only a few pounds away
from my runway weight.
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You want me to let it out?
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That would be cheating.
I'm going to try to
go pee again.
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It's okay. You've had
two children.
The weight redistributes.
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Give in to it. I did.
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Jean, you didn't just
give in to it. You slapped
a piece of cheese on it.
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Yeah, I said it.
Now just fix the hem.
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And this time, try not to
leave the edges frayed.
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(SIGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey, Edie! Wait up!
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Now don't forget,
the clasp is broken.
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I'll replace it.
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It may not match exactly,
but your hair will cover it.
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Jean, Carlos is taking me
to The Palm,
not out for hoagies.
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Make it perfect.
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I see Jean is back.
Yeah. Times are good.
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Not for her.
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Hey, Ms. McCluskey
said something about
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you losing five pounds
in one day.
How'd you do that?
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I got drunk on
bourbon and threw up
all over her lawn.
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No, not that story.
Something about
a boot camp.
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Oh, yeah. Just started.
Very military, very intense.
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That's perfect. I'm trying
to fit into an old dress.
I need intense.
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Forget it. You can't get in
without a recommendation,
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and I'm not
recommending you.
Why not?
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Because you'd embarrass me.
This is real exercise.
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It's not the lotus position
followed by a mocha latte.
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You're just afraid
I'm going to look
better than you.
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6:00 a.m. The park.
Prepare to die.
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Jeez. This is the tuition?
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We're going to blow
his college fund
on first grade.
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I know, I know.
We may have to give up
a few luxuries.
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Yeah, like food and heat.
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00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,669
Okay, you know the problems
they're having at his school.
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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,705
And now with all the budget
cutbacks... I mean,
this place is fabulous.
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I'm not saying it's not.
I'd kill to send him there.
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I just can't swing it.
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We've got to do something.
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My editor just quit, and my
books are not exactly flying
off the shelves.
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Could you pick up
some extra shifts?
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Oh, yeah, I will.
As soon as they create
a 30-hour day.
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I'm working around the clock.
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What about that big job
you just did for the
last three months?
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What did you do with that money?
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Susan, we're not
married anymore.
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What I do with my money,
none of your business.
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Yeah, well,
if we were still
married, you...
239
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,357
(DOOR CLOSING)
240
00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:59,878
Probably would've waited
until I finished my sentence.
241
00:13:02,465 --> 00:13:04,415
What's this?
A check.
242
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:08,085
I understand you and Tom
are going through
some rough times.
243
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,520
No.
244
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,155
(SIGHS)
245
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,925
Thank you,
but I can't accept this.
246
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:19,080
However, I would like to know
how much I'm not accepting.
247
00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:22,951
$20,000?
248
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,819
How many cookbooks
are you selling, woman?
249
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,198
We just went to
a second printing,
250
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,672
and now they're talking
a three-book deal.
251
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,802
So seriously,
I'm not gonna miss
that money.
252
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:36,363
Wow, that must be nice.
But I can't accept it.
253
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,345
Why not? What's the
point of success
254
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:42,381
if you can't share it
with the people you love?
255
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,716
Because the people that
you love may not be
able to pay you back,
256
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,457
and then you stop loving them.
257
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:50,028
Then it's not a loan,
it's a gift.
258
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:55,950
Don't you have
a birthday coming up?
And so do you.
259
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:59,804
And I'm going to feel real
crappy when you unwrap
your lavender bath beads.
260
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,941
Come on, Lynette. You can't
tell me this money won't
take the pressure off.
261
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,880
It would. But I can't.
262
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,908
I wouldn't want it to
affect our friendship.
263
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,299
(SCOFFS)
264
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,052
Okay.
265
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:20,073
Although, how would you
like to own a piece of
an Italian restaurant?
266
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,994
What?
It wouldn't be
a loan or a gift.
267
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:29,483
It would be an investment
that would buy you, say,
15% of Scavo's.
268
00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:31,468
That's an intriguing offer.
269
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,038
If we do well,
you get a cut of the profits.
270
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,943
If we go belly-up,
we liquidate, and you
get the first $20,000.
271
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,413
And then, of course,
my family moves in with you.
272
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,783
So, do we have a deal?
273
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,802
We most certainly do, partner.
274
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,848
Some people think it's
strange I have a contract
on my exercise class.
275
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:58,674
But I want people to
understand the commitment
I expect from them.
276
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:03,000
I found in the past...
Here you go. All signed.
277
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,336
You didn't even read it.
No need. I'm up for anything.
278
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,725
Although I did just get
a manicure, so nothing
that might chip a nail.
279
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:16,096
Mrs. Solis, let me tell
you what I learned
in the Israeli army.
280
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,066
A group without commitment
is a group that will fail.
281
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,768
The women in my morning
class are committed.
282
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:25,923
I am starting to think
that you are not
tough enough.
283
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,858
Not tough enough?
284
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,093
(CHUCKLES)
285
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,078
Let me tell you something,
Mr. Iraqi army guy.
286
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,891
Israeli.
Whatever.
287
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,461
I used to be a model
and you don't know
what war is
288
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:37,863
until you've been in a
dressing room with
a bunch of size zeroes
289
00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,332
reaching for the last rice cake.
290
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,039
I am plenty tough.
I'm not so sure.
291
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,875
Hey, I know some
of those women in
your exercise class.
292
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,289
The most exercise they
ever get is cutting
a piece of cake.
293
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,962
That's a lap!
294
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,365
Excuse me?
In the contract.
295
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:54,268
There are certain words
I do not tolerate.
296
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:59,173
"Cake. Tired.
Can't. Donut."
297
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:02,043
If I hear them,
you owe me a lap.
298
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,544
(SCOFFS)
299
00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:05,474
It's an exercise class.
Why would anyone say "donut"?
300
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,382
That's another lap!
301
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:11,753
You know, maybe I should
give this a little gander.
302
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,409
(WOMEN PANTING)
303
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,329
YANIV: Come on, ladies!
When I was in the
special forces,
304
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,765
we would do sit-ups
in 115-degree weather.
305
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,817
I still have sand in my ass.
306
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,720
You people are weak!
Let's go! Let's go!
307
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,829
(GAGGING)
308
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,294
Gabby, knock it off.
You're gonna get us
all in trouble.
309
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,212
It's hard.
310
00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:41,182
Of course it is.
That's why it's called
boot camp.
311
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,435
Just hang in there, Gabby.
We all went through it.
312
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,804
Shut up, Mona.
I'm puking air.
313
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:50,257
He's coming. Get crunching.
314
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,645
Hey, did I hear talking?
315
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,915
Sorry, sir!
She got a little nauseous.
316
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,533
(PANTING)
317
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:03,537
I don't give a rat's ass
what your problem is.
You retch on your own time.
318
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:07,675
Okay. We need to talk.
Gabby, no.
319
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:10,005
What the hell are you doing?
Get your butt back down!
320
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time-out.
Time-out?
321
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,983
Look, I appreciate this
whole military commando act.
322
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:17,947
But I'm new at this,
and frankly,
this is a bit much.
323
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,872
A bit much?
Yeah.
324
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,801
Are we going to
get a break soon?
325
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,258
(YANIV EXCLAIMS MOCKINGLY)
326
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:29,780
We want a break.
Like maybe some coffee,
some pastry?
327
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,617
That sounds so yummy.
You got any?
328
00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:35,870
No, I don't got any!
Now, get down or I'm
going to put you down!
329
00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,655
I said time-out!
330
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,307
There is no time-out!
You signed a contract!
Now get down!
331
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,660
Don't take that tone
with me. I am paying.
332
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:46,347
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
333
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:48,732
Who brought her here?
334
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,502
That would be me! Sorry, sir!
335
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:58,592
Because of Edie,
our two-mile run is
now four miles!
336
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,677
(ALL GROAN)
337
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,820
(KATHERINE LAUGHS)
338
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,657
Oh, my God.
Look at those! Wow!
Hey, what's going on?
339
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,460
Susan, you got to
check these out.
340
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,095
Please don't make a fuss.
341
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,532
They're magnificent!
Susan, look at them.
342
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,002
What am I looking
at exactly?
The pearls.
343
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:30,458
Oh, those. They're stunning.
Thank you.
344
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,844
I have a big bar mitzvah
to prep. See you.
345
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,633
She's so lucky.
Mike is such a great guy.
346
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:43,320
What? Mike bought those?
He bought her pearls?
347
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,023
He's a keeper.
348
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,109
That's right.
You didn't keep him,
did you?
349
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,384
(DOOR OPENING)
350
00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:59,036
Hi.
BREE: Lynette, hi.
351
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:01,755
I wish I had time for a chat,
but I'm on my way
to a meeting.
352
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:04,858
I might design my
own line of bakeware.
Can you imagine?
353
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,811
This will just take a sec.
Okay.
354
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,041
Tom and I are so grateful
for your investment
355
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,726
that we want to do
something special for you.
356
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,550
That sounds lovely.
357
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,203
We'd like to shut Scavo's down
for the night and throw
a party in your honor.
358
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:17,955
Just family and friends.
359
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,275
We'd toast your success
and have a night of fun,
just like old times.
360
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:22,921
What do you say?
That sounds nice.
361
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,823
Can we walk and talk?
Yeah, yeah.
362
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,942
You know what might
be even better?
363
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,346
My publisher has been
begging me to do a local
launch for my book.
364
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:34,272
I could do a signing
at your restaurant
and finally fill the place.
365
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,640
Would you hold that
for a moment?
366
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,912
We've filled the place
many times, but it's your
party. Whatever you want.
367
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,046
You can just put that
on a hanger in the back.
368
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,150
What I want is to make this
an opportunity for you.
369
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,363
We could turn one
of your dismal Thursday
night seatings
370
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,271
into a real event.
371
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,380
(SIGHS)
372
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:56,877
I don't know what to say.
Don't thank me.
It was your idea.
373
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,145
Right.
374
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:05,519
Glad I thought of it.
375
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,276
MARY ALICE: Susan Mayerknew she couldn'talways give her son
376
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,628
everything she would've liked.
377
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:21,968
But when she saw her child'stuition aroundKatherine Mayfair's neck,
378
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:26,374
she felt something had
been stolen from him.
379
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:32,445
And it didn't take her longto decide how she wasgoing to get it back.
380
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,367
(PHONE RINGING)
381
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,072
Susan, hi.
SUSAN: Hi. You at home?
382
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,642
Yeah. I'm just about to
jump in the shower.
What's up?
383
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,112
I'm going crazy, 'causeI think I left myfront door unlocked.
384
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,249
Could you run and check?
I'll stay on the line.
385
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:57,071
No, no. I totally
understand.
386
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,673
The one day I don't lock up,
387
00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:01,976
I always think that's the day
somebody's going to break in.
388
00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:03,277
Exactly.
389
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,318
And so even though I was
already halfway
to the airport,
390
00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:14,088
I turned around
and I came home, and, yep,
391
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,707
I had left the
garbage disposal on.
392
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,944
So ever since then,
I always check.
393
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,790
I'm the same way.
Anyway, you can relax.
394
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,225
The front door's all locked up.
395
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,399
You know what? I'm actually
still worried about
the side door.
396
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,413
Do you think you
could check that, too?
397
00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:29,481
Already did. You're good.
398
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,037
(DOOR CLOSES)
399
00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,658
I'm going to takethat shower now.See you later, hon.
400
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,262
(SIGHS)
401
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,221
(WATER RUNNING)
402
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,655
(SUSAN GRUNTS)
403
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,875
(CREAKING)
404
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,362
KATHERINE: Mike, is that you?
405
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,001
(EXCLAIMS)
406
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,670
You're just in time.
407
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:20,937
(GASPS)
408
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,940
Susan?
Hi.
409
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,660
Hey!
410
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,651
Susan Mayer!
411
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,603
For God's sake,
give me back my pearls!
412
00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:42,592
Pearls or towel, you decide.
You wouldn't dare.
413
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,406
I have been naked
on this street.
414
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,491
It would be nice to take
the heat off that story.
415
00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:48,415
Have you lost your mind?
416
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:51,018
Mike said he can't
afford to pay for MJ's
private school.
417
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:52,969
Now I know why.
418
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,590
He wants to see his
girlfriend wearing pearls
when she flashes him.
419
00:22:56,659 --> 00:22:59,376
What? He wouldn't
pay for MJ's school?
420
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:03,980
No. So I was going to
take these and sell them
to try to pay for it,
421
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,752
and, yes, now that I'm
saying it out loud, I hear
how stupid that sounds.
422
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,331
I can't believe Mike
would do that.
Well, he did.
423
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,355
(PARKER EXCLAIMS)
424
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,710
Hey, Mrs. Mayfair.
It's nice to see you.
425
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,751
Perhaps we should
discuss this later.
426
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,954
This can't be good.
427
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,844
So is this a "Welcome home,
we missed you"
kind of thing or...
428
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,499
Oh.
429
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,367
Damn right, "Oh."
430
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,114
What happened to "I'm broke,
and can't afford to send MJ
to private school?"
431
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:03,674
Don't get me wrong, Mike,
it was a wonderfully
generous present.
432
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,777
But you can't go around
blowing your kid's money
433
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,723
on jewelry for your girlfriend.
434
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:11,831
What did these cost you?
$4,000, $5,000?
435
00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:14,435
$129.
436
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,189
What?
They're fake, okay?
437
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:22,760
And I knew how badly
you wanted pearls,
I couldn't afford real ones.
438
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:26,963
And the salesman swore
you'd never know the
difference, and she didn't.
439
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,033
Well...
440
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:34,004
At least you won't feel bad
if you ever lose them.
441
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:42,412
I just wanted to get you
a really nice gift
and I don't know, I...
442
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,560
I guess I was embarrassed
when I couldn't.
443
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:50,020
Mike, don't ever feel like
you have to spend money
to impress me.
444
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:55,593
Okay? Trust me.
I'm already very
impressed.
445
00:25:01,216 --> 00:25:02,482
(SCOFFS)
446
00:25:02,551 --> 00:25:06,119
Okay, okay. Point made.
Move along.
447
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:09,389
I'll go fix us some dinner.
448
00:25:12,328 --> 00:25:16,096
How dare you?
I didn't know they were fake.
449
00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,565
I mean, how dare you think
that I would put jewelry
450
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,769
for my girlfriend
ahead of my son's
education?
451
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:27,674
Okay, maybe I jumped to
conclusions, but this school
is important for MJ.
452
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,594
I feel really bad
that we're falling short.
453
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,841
Susan, I've been at work
since 6:00 this morning
454
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,166
and after I inhale a
five-minute dinner, I'm going
back out till midnight.
455
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,247
I am busting my ass
to give our son the best,
456
00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:41,554
so if we're falling short,
it's not because of me.
457
00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:52,799
(PHONE RINGING)
458
00:25:58,607 --> 00:25:59,873
What?
459
00:25:59,942 --> 00:26:02,843
YANIV: Where are you?
You're late for training.
460
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:05,012
Oh, yeah, I quit that.
461
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,248
There is no quitting.
It's in the contract.
462
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:12,486
Yeah, well, maybe you
should take it up with my
lawyer. Here he is.
463
00:26:14,289 --> 00:26:16,256
(SNORING)
464
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,742
(YANIV BLOWS WHISTLE)
465
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,978
We're not leaving!
466
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,713
(WHISTLING CONTINUES)
467
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:27,767
Come on, ladies! Keep going!
Keep it moving!
468
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,385
(WOMAN PANTING)
469
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,383
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
470
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:35,926
When you don't come to
boot camp, boot camp
comes to you. Fall in!
471
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,529
Are you out of your mind?
I have two sleeping children.
472
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,365
I know. I've seen the
cellulite. Fall in!
473
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,479
Do it, Gabby.
There is no quitting.
474
00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:46,548
Don't get all holier
than thou, Mona.
475
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:49,322
I saw you pull into the
Donut Shack yesterday.
476
00:26:49,391 --> 00:26:51,342
Donut! That's a lap.
477
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:54,277
Oh, really?
Try this on for size.
478
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,114
I'm going back to bed,
because I'm tired.
479
00:26:57,182 --> 00:27:01,852
And when I wake up, maybe
I'll have some cake
and you can't stop me.
480
00:27:10,645 --> 00:27:13,263
EDIE: Gabby!
Where are you going?
481
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,210
If you don't get out there,
he is gonna take it out
on the rest of us.
482
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,874
Frankly, some of them need it.
483
00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:19,548
I just came for
a little remodel,
484
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,654
and there are some
real tear-downs out there.
485
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,024
Wow. You are one spoiled,
selfish little brat.
486
00:27:25,094 --> 00:27:29,046
For God's sakes, Edie,
it's a stupid exercise class.
487
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,516
I tried it. It sucked.
I don't want to do it
anymore. Lighten up.
488
00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:35,318
That stupid little exercise
class is filled with women
489
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,071
who bust their asses
three times a week,
490
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,585
while raising kids
and holding down
full-time jobs.
491
00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:43,376
They're crazy.
He yells and they jump.
492
00:27:43,446 --> 00:27:46,563
He tells them to run all the
way over here and they do it.
493
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:49,700
He didn't make us
come here. We agreed to.
494
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,952
What the hell for?
495
00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:57,524
Because you told us that
it was important to you
to get into that dress.
496
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,026
So we came here to support you.
497
00:28:04,032 --> 00:28:07,967
You wanted the old Gabby back?
Well, congratulations.
You got her.
498
00:28:08,036 --> 00:28:10,421
A self-centered, obnoxious jerk.
499
00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:15,992
Personally, I liked poor,
paunchy Gabby better.
500
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,394
At least she had some humility.
501
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:45,639
Okay, time to stretch.
Not you!
502
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:49,075
You are 25 minutes late.
Give me 50.
503
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:59,252
(CLASSICAL PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)
504
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:01,971
(SIGHS)
505
00:29:06,094 --> 00:29:08,779
Oh, my God. You're her!
506
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:11,347
Well, technically,
I'm she, but yes.
507
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,034
Your turkey tetrazzini
saved my marriage.
508
00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:15,134
(BERNICE CHUCKLES)
509
00:29:15,203 --> 00:29:18,238
Would you sign this for me?
Certainly.
510
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,940
I am so excited to be
tasting your food tonight.
511
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,109
My food?
What are you talking about?
512
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,745
Well, it says here
the chefs of Scavo's
513
00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:28,315
are going to be making
recipes from your book.
514
00:29:28,383 --> 00:29:30,417
They are?
515
00:29:30,486 --> 00:29:32,903
I can't wait to try
that four-cheese pizza.
516
00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:35,906
You might have to.
Excuse me.
517
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,842
Lynette.
518
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,811
I understand you
and your fellow chefs
519
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,913
will be serving
my four-cheese pizza tonight.
520
00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,198
Yeah. Just adding
the Parmesan.
521
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,888
But that's commercial
Parmesan.
So?
522
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,757
So that's like the dust
they sweep off the floor
523
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,792
of a place that makes
real cheese.
524
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,328
Oh, no. It's fine.
We use it all the time.
525
00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:02,282
Perhaps you do,
but my recipe specifies
fresh-grated.
526
00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:03,884
Bree, no one will notice.
527
00:30:03,953 --> 00:30:06,193
Parmesan is the fourth cheese
in a four-cheese pizza.
528
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,022
It's the Ringo of these cheeses.
529
00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:12,642
Hey, Mr. Scavo said
the grease trap is
overflowing again.
530
00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:14,911
For Pete's sake.
I'll be right back.
531
00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,846
Take your time.
532
00:30:20,135 --> 00:30:23,820
I'm sorry. We haven't been
introduced. I'm Bree Hodge,
part owner.
533
00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:26,089
Hi, I'm Cindy.
We'll chat later.
534
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,193
Roll out some dough
and show me where
the basil is.
535
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:32,162
We'll be serving
three-cheese pizza tonight.
536
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:35,114
But what about the pizzas
that we just made?
537
00:30:39,955 --> 00:30:41,221
(EXHALES)
538
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,680
DAVE: Tom, I can't tell you
how happy I am for you.
539
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,710
This place is packed.
It's packed!
540
00:30:52,734 --> 00:30:54,678
Yeah. You know what?
Bree really came
through for us.
541
00:30:54,702 --> 00:30:57,465
Wait, wait, wait. Even if
she hadn't, you would've
landed on your feet.
542
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,788
I had total faith in you.
543
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,258
And you have had
three Scotch and sodas.
544
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:04,561
Dude, this money goes
right in your pocket.
545
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,779
I'm just supporting you.
546
00:31:06,848 --> 00:31:08,409
TOM: Hey, I got to go check
on that grease trap.
547
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:10,194
I've got to get back to Edie.
She wanted me home by 10:00.
548
00:31:10,218 --> 00:31:13,786
But, dude, congratulations.
I'm proud of you.
549
00:31:13,855 --> 00:31:15,555
See you.
You bet.
550
00:31:16,591 --> 00:31:18,224
Hey, Tom?
Yeah?
551
00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:24,181
Nothing. Never mind.
You're busy.
You know, wait. I...
552
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:28,285
I just want you to know that,
that guy's not your friend.
553
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:30,303
Who? Dave?
554
00:31:30,372 --> 00:31:33,023
Is there someplace
we can talk?
Yeah.
555
00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:44,801
Son of a...
556
00:31:48,957 --> 00:31:51,970
If this doesn't stop your
mother-in-law from
criticizing your cooking,
557
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,227
I will give you a full refund.
558
00:31:54,296 --> 00:31:57,230
Hey, can I borrow you a sec?
Now? People are waiting.
559
00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:59,950
You'll still be a celebrity
in five minutes. Come on.
560
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,451
Excuse me.
561
00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,728
You want to explain this?
562
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:15,549
Oh, dear. I was hoping
to spare your feelings,
but since you know,
563
00:32:15,617 --> 00:32:20,170
I wasn't comfortable having
my recipe made with
substandard ingredients.
564
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,205
We use that Parmesan
all the time.
565
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,358
You can't go changing things
without asking me.
566
00:32:25,427 --> 00:32:27,093
Hey, you made me partner.
567
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:30,430
I can change 15%
and I chose the Parmesan.
568
00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:33,645
And I don't know if you've
heard, but people are
raving about my pizza.
569
00:32:33,669 --> 00:32:35,668
They probably would have
loved my pizza, too,
570
00:32:35,737 --> 00:32:37,515
but we'll never know,
because my partner
571
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,073
threw it in the garbage.
What a waste.
572
00:32:40,141 --> 00:32:43,643
Fine. I'll reimburse you,
if that'll make things right.
573
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,746
Oh, sure. It's only
money, right?
574
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,440
What's that supposed to mean?
575
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:51,946
We all know
how well you're doing, Bree.
576
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,454
You have made that very clear.
577
00:32:54,523 --> 00:32:56,706
But you shouldn't be
lording it over everybody
578
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,615
just 'cause you've
caught a couple of breaks.
579
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,377
Caught a couple of breaks?
580
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,996
I've worked my ass off
to get where I am.
581
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:06,199
I've worked my ass off, too.
I just wasn't as lucky as you.
582
00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:09,467
I've always believed
that we create
our own luck.
583
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:11,905
Meaning that I've created
my own failure?
584
00:33:11,974 --> 00:33:15,403
Not completely,
but let's face it.
You do cut corners.
585
00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,088
I mean, one of the things
I can teach you
586
00:33:17,112 --> 00:33:19,446
is the importance
of the attention to detail.
587
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,915
Wow. Talk about luck!
588
00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,484
When I offered to throw you
this little thank-you party,
589
00:33:24,553 --> 00:33:29,222
I never imagined that it
would turn into an opportunity
for me to learn
590
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:30,907
from the great Bree Hodge.
591
00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:34,494
I'm not the one who
needed $20,000 to keep
my business afloat.
592
00:33:34,563 --> 00:33:38,214
No, you're the one who's
never gonna let me forget it.
593
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,843
Where are you going?
Home.
594
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:42,301
Tell me how the party
I threw for you turns out.
595
00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:45,955
Lynette, I don't understand
why you're so upset.
596
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,742
I know you don't,
but five years ago
you would've.
597
00:33:49,812 --> 00:33:50,812
(CRASHING)
598
00:33:52,848 --> 00:33:54,080
My car!
599
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,868
You know that was
an accident, right?
600
00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:03,639
I did the best I could
on the clasp, Mrs. Solis.
601
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,554
I don't think
you'll be able to
tell the difference.
602
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,946
Okay, be honest.
Here I come.
603
00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:15,703
(GASPS)
604
00:34:21,209 --> 00:34:23,426
So what do you think?
605
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:27,530
You are stunning. Radiant.
606
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:30,600
Really?
607
00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:35,788
Really. You're back,
Mrs. Solis, exactly like
you were before.
608
00:34:35,857 --> 00:34:39,726
I think I've changed
a little bit.
Not that I can see.
609
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:48,701
If there's nothing else,
I'll be going.
610
00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:51,471
Jean, wait.
What is it?
Is there a problem?
611
00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:52,839
No, no. It's perfect.
612
00:34:52,908 --> 00:34:54,540
(CHUCKLES)
613
00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:59,045
I just want to tell you
how helpful you've been
to me over the years,
614
00:34:59,114 --> 00:35:02,048
and I'm really grateful.
Thank you.
615
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,628
Hey, buddy.
How was the rest of the...
616
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:16,697
(DAVE GRUNTS)
617
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:21,368
I know what you did.
What?
618
00:35:21,436 --> 00:35:22,785
Don't give me that!
619
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,539
I know that you told the cops
that Porter set that fire.
620
00:35:25,607 --> 00:35:28,991
I didn't say he set the fire.
I only said I saw him
in the back hallway.
621
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,995
You couldn't have!
He wasn't there!
622
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:36,866
Tom, the cops were
really grilling me.
They wouldn't let up.
623
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,769
I had to tell them
what I thought I saw.
624
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,704
Porter could have gone to jail.
625
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:46,292
You almost destroyed
my family, destroyed
our business...
626
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:52,048
I'll make it up to you.
I swear. I never meant
to hurt you or Lynette.
627
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,128
Lynette doesn't know
about this. I didn't tell her.
628
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,552
If I had, you'd be dead.
629
00:35:57,272 --> 00:35:59,589
I am so sorry.
630
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,669
I never should have said
anything to the cops.
631
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:05,261
It was dark.
I'd been drinking.
You've got to believe me.
632
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,031
(TOM GRUNTING)
633
00:36:07,849 --> 00:36:10,350
Stop. Just stop.
634
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,638
Are you done?
Yeah.
635
00:36:17,993 --> 00:36:18,993
(SIGHS)
636
00:36:19,828 --> 00:36:22,011
This is crazy.
637
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,842
I mean, there's got
to be some way we
can work this out.
638
00:36:24,866 --> 00:36:26,365
We're friends.
639
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,903
That's what I thought, too.
640
00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:33,807
But I don't know who you are.
641
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,463
Tom.
642
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,433
Tom.
643
00:36:57,966 --> 00:37:00,867
Can I ask you something?
Go ahead. Shoot.
644
00:37:02,704 --> 00:37:06,405
I've been thinking a lot
about your first wife.
645
00:37:08,242 --> 00:37:09,620
Edie.
I know.
646
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,028
Just one question,
and then I'll shut it.
647
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:15,048
I don't like talking about her.
648
00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:18,251
It has been weeks since
I found out she even existed
649
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,465
and I've never
mentioned her once.
650
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:24,624
Come on. Look at
this as my reward.
651
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,346
Okay. One question.
652
00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:32,681
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
653
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:37,053
Being married to her
or being married to me,
654
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,090
what's the biggest difference?
655
00:37:42,744 --> 00:37:46,413
Honestly? Our marriage
is more real.
656
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:52,335
Really? In what way?
Hmm.
657
00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:00,894
Well, with her,
it was like a fairy tale.
658
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:06,799
I thought it would
last forever. It didn't.
659
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:11,203
What you and I have is
more real, because I
know it's not forever.
660
00:38:13,308 --> 00:38:16,910
When I hold you,
when I kiss you,
661
00:38:16,978 --> 00:38:19,612
I try to remind myself
to appreciate the moment,
662
00:38:19,681 --> 00:38:22,098
because tomorrow may never come.
663
00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:27,220
Love is just temporary.
664
00:38:29,824 --> 00:38:33,626
The way the fairy tale
ends is death.
665
00:38:40,635 --> 00:38:45,938
My first instinct was to
ask you if she was
prettier than me.
666
00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:48,408
When will I learn to
go with my gut?
667
00:38:48,477 --> 00:38:49,875
(SIGHS)
668
00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:02,305
I'm sorry. You can't
afford the tuition?
No.
669
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:06,843
But I read in your brochure
that faculty members
get a 50% discount.
670
00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:09,562
So for your art department,
671
00:39:09,631 --> 00:39:12,081
how would you like to hire
672
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:15,346
an award-winning
children's book
illustrator,
673
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:19,706
who is great with kids
and has a face you
can't say no to?
674
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,009
Unfortunately,
our art department
is fully staffed.
675
00:39:24,513 --> 00:39:26,062
Can't say no.
676
00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:33,636
Mrs. Mayer, I appreciate
your enthusiasm and the face,
677
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,874
but I'm afraid it just
won't work out. I wish
you the best of luck.
678
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:39,776
Yes.
679
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,546
Right.
680
00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,018
No, wrong.
681
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:53,072
Mrs. Mayer, please.
I'm so busy.
682
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:58,110
Look, I know I said that
MJ was a star student,
but the truth is,
683
00:39:58,179 --> 00:40:00,913
he's one of those kids
that needs extra attention.
684
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:03,382
The classes at his school
are way too big,
685
00:40:03,451 --> 00:40:08,254
and I see him getting
lost in the shuffle,
and if he gets lost now...
686
00:40:09,790 --> 00:40:10,940
(SIGHS)
687
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:14,243
My ex-husband is doing
everything that he can
688
00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,846
and I need to know
that I am, too.
689
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:24,320
I will serve lunches.
I will be a janitor,
anything.
690
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:30,042
But I am not walking
out on my son's future.
691
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,999
One of our art teachers
does need an assistant,
692
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,381
but you're completely
overqualified.
693
00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,854
I'll take it.
694
00:40:46,928 --> 00:40:50,213
Congratulations on your new job.
695
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:53,483
Congratulations on
getting me out
of your office.
696
00:40:58,806 --> 00:41:01,908
What's that?
A check for the
damage to your car.
697
00:41:01,977 --> 00:41:04,038
I can't afford to go
through my insurance company.
698
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,696
Lynette, don't be silly.
It's just the bumper.
699
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:08,898
You don't need to do that.
700
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,669
Yes, I do.
701
00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:16,973
And the minute we're back
on our feet, I am going to
pay back your investment.
702
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:19,976
Every penny, with interest.
703
00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:24,964
Lynette, stop. Wait. Please.
Don't be this way.
704
00:41:25,032 --> 00:41:27,979
I don't want money
to get in the way
of our friendship.
705
00:41:28,003 --> 00:41:31,738
Yeah. I think it's
a little late for that.
706
00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:47,987
MARY ALICE: There's a lotyou can do with moneyin the suburbs.
707
00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:51,924
You can pay for
a night on the town.
708
00:41:56,698 --> 00:41:59,932
You can provide
a private school education.
709
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:07,473
You can purchase
a token of affection.
710
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:18,234
But the one thing youmust never do with moneyis use it as a weapon,
711
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:22,972
because someone
always gets hurt.
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