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No. 5 00:01:28,562 --> 00:01:31,697 I was like, "Yes, we do have nuclear missiles." 6 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:33,532 And he was all like, "No, you don't." 7 00:01:33,601 --> 00:01:35,367 And I was all like, "Yes, we do. 8 00:01:35,437 --> 00:01:36,801 "Whatever." 9 00:01:35,437 --> 00:01:36,801 (COMPUTER TRILLING) 10 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:39,639 And then I was like, "Well, what part of 'whatever' 11 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,310 "do you not get?" 12 00:01:59,895 --> 00:02:01,297 Whoa. 13 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:09,605 (SCREAMS) 14 00:02:11,573 --> 00:02:13,309 (FIZZING) 15 00:02:15,544 --> 00:02:16,610 WOMAN: Josh? 16 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:17,710 Josh? 17 00:02:17,779 --> 00:02:18,778 (DOOR OPENING) 18 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:19,815 (WOMAN GASPS) 19 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,515 (GROANS) 20 00:02:22,584 --> 00:02:23,749 Hey! 21 00:02:23,818 --> 00:02:25,685 How many times have I told you kids 22 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:26,953 not to play ball in this alley? 23 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,287 Mom! 24 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,287 Oh! 25 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,755 Are you all right? 26 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,755 I'm fine. 27 00:02:29,824 --> 00:02:30,823 It wasn't a baseball. 28 00:02:30,892 --> 00:02:31,886 There was... 29 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:33,493 this thing. It came from space. 30 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:35,260 It almost hit me. 31 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,797 A thing came from space? 32 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,797 Yeah. 33 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,433 (SIGHS) 34 00:02:39,502 --> 00:02:40,800 You have... 35 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,569 the biggest imagination, mister. 36 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:43,936 But... 37 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:43,936 Come here. 38 00:02:44,005 --> 00:02:45,238 I'm glad you're all right. 39 00:02:45,307 --> 00:02:46,506 But... 40 00:02:45,307 --> 00:02:46,506 No buts. It's time 41 00:02:46,575 --> 00:02:47,607 to get ready for bed, please. 42 00:02:47,676 --> 00:02:48,940 Here. 43 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:50,947 And don't walk over there until I pick up that glass, okay? 44 00:02:56,351 --> 00:02:57,620 Awesome. 45 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,810 (DEBRIS CLATTERING) 46 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,684 (BIRD CALLING IN DISTANCE) 47 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,784 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 48 00:04:22,938 --> 00:04:25,674 (HORN BLOWING) 49 00:04:56,737 --> 00:04:58,971 SERGEANT: Knox, Dooley. Got a report 50 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,474 on some kind of fireball or something like that 51 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:02,909 over on Liberty Island. 52 00:05:02,978 --> 00:05:04,343 Check it out. 53 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:06,979 No way. A fireball. Cool. Get right on it. 54 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:08,882 Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? 55 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,382 Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter. 56 00:05:10,451 --> 00:05:12,485 Aw, I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. 57 00:05:12,554 --> 00:05:14,653 Tell you what. Lay down in my office, 58 00:05:14,722 --> 00:05:16,422 and then I'll come by with your blankie 59 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:18,091 and you can get yourself a nice nap. 60 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,087 Come on, this is gonna be great. A fireball? 61 00:05:20,156 --> 00:05:21,895 How often do we get a call like that? 62 00:05:21,964 --> 00:05:23,697 Do me a favor, okay? 63 00:05:23,766 --> 00:05:26,666 Act like a cop and stop caring. 64 00:05:26,735 --> 00:05:27,900 ♪ Wu-Tang Clan comin' at ya 65 00:05:27,969 --> 00:05:29,035 ♪ Watch your step, kid 66 00:05:29,104 --> 00:05:31,670 ♪ Watch your step, kid Watch your step, kid 67 00:05:31,739 --> 00:05:33,606 ♪ Watch your step, kid Watch your step, kid 68 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:34,940 ♪ Danger! Deep in the dark 69 00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:37,643 ♪ With the art to rip they charts apart, the vandal 70 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,511 ♪ Too hot to handle yo battle 71 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,447 ♪ You're saying goodbye like Tevin Campbell 72 00:05:41,516 --> 00:05:43,782 ♪ Roughneck Inspectah Deck's on the set, the rebel 73 00:05:43,851 --> 00:05:45,817 ♪ I make more noise than heavy metal 74 00:05:45,886 --> 00:05:47,821 ♪ The way I make the crowd go wild 75 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,655 ♪ Sit back, relax, won't smile 76 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:53,392 ♪ Rae got it goin' on, pal, call me the rap assassinator 77 00:05:53,461 --> 00:05:55,155 ♪ Ow! Here comes my Shaolin style 78 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,630 ♪ True beat in the B-Y-U 79 00:05:57,699 --> 00:06:00,533 ♪ To my crew with the... Zoo! 80 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:03,002 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on 81 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,538 ♪ Baby, baby, come on, baby, come on 82 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:06,706 ♪ Baby, baby, come on 83 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:08,106 ♪ Watch your step, kid! 84 00:06:08,175 --> 00:06:10,544 ♪ You best protect your neck, you best protect your neck 85 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:11,880 ♪ You best protect your neck ♪ 86 00:06:13,515 --> 00:06:14,883 (TIRES SCREECHING) 87 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:20,520 Oh, my God. Oh! 88 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,022 Oh. Oh... my God! 89 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,090 Are you all right? 90 00:06:24,159 --> 00:06:26,491 Hello! Please, don't be dead. 91 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,627 Oh, did you see that? He came out of nowhere. 92 00:06:28,696 --> 00:06:30,996 It kind of looked like you sped up to hit him. 93 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:33,432 I was going for the parking spot! Oh, my... 94 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:35,738 (BYSTANDERS GASPING, EXCLAIMING) 95 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,733 Are you all right? 96 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:40,206 Are you okay? 97 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,508 Hello. Please say something. 98 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:42,942 (GASPS) 99 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:44,978 Oh, my God. His foot. 100 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:46,746 I'll call an ambulance. 101 00:06:46,815 --> 00:06:48,014 Oh, God. 102 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,749 Please stay alive. Please stay alive. 103 00:06:49,818 --> 00:06:50,817 Please stay alive. Please stay alive. 104 00:06:50,886 --> 00:06:51,887 This is such bad karma. 105 00:06:53,822 --> 00:06:54,890 Uh... 106 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,061 Where did he go? 107 00:06:59,761 --> 00:07:01,197 Mr... Guy? 108 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,055 (AIR WHOOSHING) 109 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,985 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 110 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:00,786 (ROBOTICALLY) This will take some time. 111 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,958 (ROBOTICALLY) Copy that. 112 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,799 (STEAM HISSING) 113 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,302 AUTOMATED VOICE: All clear. 114 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:17,673 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 115 00:08:30,018 --> 00:08:31,254 MAN: Repairs underway, sir. 116 00:08:33,855 --> 00:08:35,558 Damage report. 117 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,769 Right Arm, all well. 118 00:08:49,838 --> 00:08:51,840 Left Arm ready. 119 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,475 CAPTAIN: (OVER RADIO) Casualties, Doctor? 120 00:08:56,544 --> 00:08:59,582 Abrasions, contusions. Nothing significant, Captain. 121 00:09:02,683 --> 00:09:03,752 CAPTAIN: (OVER RADIO) Engineering. 122 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:06,789 Running diagnostics, sir. 123 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,927 CAPTAIN: Lieutenant Buttocks, what is your status? 124 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:13,826 Captain, we had a small gas leak. 125 00:09:13,895 --> 00:09:15,264 It was silent, but not deadly. 126 00:09:20,901 --> 00:09:24,703 Well, crew, it seems our ship has survived the impact. 127 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:28,074 ENGINEER: Actually, diagnostics are not encouraging, Captain. 128 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:29,842 This collision was unexpected, 129 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:31,877 so our impact shields weren't activated. 130 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,814 CAPTAIN: How long can we operate at full capacity? 131 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:36,215 48 Earth hours at most. 132 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,217 After that, system functions will fail. 133 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,185 And our tracking computer? 134 00:09:40,254 --> 00:09:41,986 Down, sir. 135 00:09:42,055 --> 00:09:44,656 That means we only have the last known coordinates of the orb. 136 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:46,726 It can be anywhere within 10,000 square meters 137 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,297 of our current location. 138 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:51,697 No. 2. Options. 139 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:52,998 Hmm. 140 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:56,035 We could continue on the mission, sir, but it's extremely risky. 141 00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,372 The prudent course would be to return to our home planet Nil 142 00:09:58,441 --> 00:09:59,603 and repair the ship. 143 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:05,814 Assemble the crew. 144 00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:08,948 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for an address 145 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,687 by your esteemed captain. 146 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:17,923 This... is it. 147 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,960 This is the moment that we've all been training for. 148 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:23,157 We all know what's at stake. 149 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:24,396 Our planet is on the verge 150 00:10:24,465 --> 00:10:27,166 of a catastrophic energy crisis. 151 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:29,301 The device we sent to this world to drain its oceans 152 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:30,837 has been knocked off-course 153 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,775 and is lost somewhere in this city. 154 00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,775 Once it is found and deployed, 155 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,844 the salt from this world 156 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:41,084 shall power our home world for ages to come. 157 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,316 Without it, 158 00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:46,689 our people will perish in less than one generation. 159 00:10:47,488 --> 00:10:49,725 I will not permit that to happen. 160 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,828 We must succeed. 161 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,030 For Nil. 162 00:10:57,099 --> 00:11:00,133 ALL: For Nil. For Nil. For Nil. 163 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,304 Back to your posts. 164 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:03,839 No. 3. 165 00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:05,670 Do we have sufficient 166 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,040 linguistic information to help communicate with these natives? 167 00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:09,308 Yes, I tapped into their central 168 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,177 planetary databank named Google. 169 00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:14,047 What a frivolous name for such a vital function. 170 00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:16,849 Well, if you prefer, there is another called Yahoo. 171 00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:19,479 Baffling. What about... 172 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,753 Cultural and historical references? 173 00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,825 Already on it, Captain. 174 00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,825 Good. 175 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:26,292 No. 4, is security prepared? 176 00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:28,728 Yes, sir. My team can handle any threat 177 00:11:28,797 --> 00:11:30,763 posed by these gargantuan savages. 178 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,732 Good. 179 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,732 Initial reports confirm 180 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,233 that draining this planet's oceans 181 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,770 would have a catastrophic effect on existing life. 182 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,138 We have orders, No. 3. 183 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,444 Our entire home world is depending on us. 184 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,810 Agreed. 185 00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:45,277 We should not lament the fates 186 00:11:45,346 --> 00:11:47,212 of these inferior creatures. 187 00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,415 If the orb has fallen into their hands, 188 00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:51,785 who knows for what nefarious purpose 189 00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:54,757 they could be using it at this very moment? 190 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,310 Mom, there's a drunk guy in the alley again! 191 00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,376 (GASPS) That's him. 192 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,311 JOSH: Who? 193 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,311 The guy I just hit with my car. 194 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,214 You're kidding. Again? 195 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,315 Oh, I barely clipped that other guy. 196 00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:25,118 Sir, coronal gas readings just spiked. 197 00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,418 The orb must be nearby. 198 00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:30,156 Hello? Hello, sir? Hi. Hello. 199 00:12:30,225 --> 00:12:32,424 Hi, there. Hello, sir? 200 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:33,926 Hi. Are you all right? 201 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:34,994 Contact, everyone. 202 00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:36,129 Because you just ran off. 203 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:39,065 No. 17, return to the ship. 204 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:39,065 Copy. 205 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,033 I'm worried. I really feel terrible 206 00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,035 about what just happened. Can I call you 207 00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,403 an ambulance or something? 208 00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,275 Any medical attention for... for your foot? 209 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,276 Your foot. 210 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:53,547 Our first verbal encounter. 211 00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:54,880 Uh... 212 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,848 Thank you for your concern. 213 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,087 (HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE) Thank you for your concern. 214 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,421 It's way too high. More bass! 215 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,890 (LOW, RUMBLING VOICE) Thank you for your concern. 216 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,429 CAPTAIN: Level the frequency. 217 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,963 I'm all better now. 218 00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,231 How hard did you hit this guy? 219 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,267 Um... it's time for you to go to school 220 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,236 before you're late, okay? (KISSES) 221 00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:19,271 JOSH: Mom... 222 00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:19,271 NO. 2: See how she squeezes 223 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,974 the smaller one's skull despite his protests. 224 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,477 JOSH: Stop... stop! 225 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,477 Such brutality! 226 00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,312 Go on. Goodbye. 227 00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,312 Stop. 228 00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:27,512 Hey, safety first. 229 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:28,982 And, if those bullies are after you, tell me. 230 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:29,949 I'm calling their parents. 231 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,186 JOSH: Okay. 232 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,186 Would you like to come upstairs 233 00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:34,988 for a glass of water maybe? Anything? 234 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:37,123 I can help clean you up. 235 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,191 No, thank you. I am fine. 236 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,824 I am in position. 237 00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:42,531 Are you sure? 238 00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,998 Okay, but, see, that's not fine. 239 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,099 (CHUCKLES) 240 00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:48,300 So maybe you should come upstairs, 241 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,936 or I can call an ambulance. 242 00:13:50,005 --> 00:13:52,304 Sir, we cannot let her contact the authorities. 243 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,540 Agreed. We will go in long enough 244 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,142 to put her mind at ease. 245 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,177 Yes, I will accompany you. 246 00:13:58,246 --> 00:13:59,882 Thank you for your hospitality. 247 00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:02,018 WOMAN: Good. 248 00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:06,585 The thing about my car is you got to pump the brakes. 249 00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:08,220 I mean, I just got it back from the shop, 250 00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:10,089 and I'm seriously considering suing my mechanic, 251 00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:12,025 because that was just crazy about what happened. 252 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:13,429 Oh, sorry, right here. Oh, sorry. Right here. 253 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,430 Hey. 254 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,430 WOMAN: Hey. 255 00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:18,664 How you doing? 256 00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:18,664 How are you? 257 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,399 Good. Good timing. 258 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,035 I got something for you. 259 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,035 (GASPS) 260 00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:23,903 Three tubes of cerulean blue. 261 00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:25,208 I just ran out. 262 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,907 Hi. Mark Rhodes. 263 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,076 Why does he thrust his arm towards us? 264 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,481 Probably best to imitate him. 265 00:14:33,382 --> 00:14:35,384 Hi. Mark Rhodes. 266 00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:40,089 Lefty, huh? Hey. 267 00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:48,695 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 268 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,063 Right. 269 00:14:50,132 --> 00:14:51,300 Right. 270 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,036 Okay. 271 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,406 All right. 272 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,406 All right. 273 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:01,677 (LAUGHING) Okay. 274 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,345 Thanks again. 275 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,345 MARK: Yeah. 276 00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:07,547 We're going right inside. 277 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,684 Yeah. 278 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,129 Hmm. 279 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:26,198 Okay. Here you go. 280 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,334 Sorry about the mess, you know. 281 00:15:28,403 --> 00:15:34,243 This is sort of a... a work space-home combo thingie thing. 282 00:15:39,781 --> 00:15:41,047 Oh! 283 00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:43,649 Right Arm, this is unacceptable. 284 00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:46,255 Sorry! The liquid shifts the equilibrium. 285 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:51,219 I still seem to be a bit shaken up. 286 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:53,029 Oh, crap. 287 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:58,634 (YELPS) 288 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,438 (SCREAMING) 289 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,376 There. I feel much better now. 290 00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:13,646 Oh, good! That is great. Great news. Good. 291 00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,114 So, then, you don't need to call your lawyer 292 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,448 or anything crazy like that, 293 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,654 because that would be just pointless, wouldn't it? 294 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,452 Good. 295 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,558 Oh, I'm Gina, by the way. 296 00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:25,428 Gina Morrison. 297 00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:28,764 And you are? 298 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:32,092 Three? 299 00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:34,337 This is a list of the most common names on this planet. 300 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:37,073 My name is... 301 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,405 Ming Chang. 302 00:16:39,474 --> 00:16:40,507 Ming Chang? 303 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:43,375 (LAUGHS) Uh, sorry. Sorry. 304 00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:45,706 You just struck me more like a Dave or something. 305 00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:47,550 Which happens to be my other name. 306 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,187 Dave... Ming Chang? 307 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,419 Dave Ming Chang. 308 00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:56,822 Dave Ming Chang. All right. Well, Dave, 309 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,392 um, I feel so terrible about 310 00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,060 this whole thing, 311 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,395 and I was going to have some breakfast. 312 00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:03,562 Would you like to join me? 313 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,432 No. I really have to be going now. 314 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,599 Are you sure? 315 00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:08,768 I mean, I sort of have a rule that 316 00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:10,069 when I hit somebody with my car, 317 00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:11,266 I need to make them breakfast. 318 00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,375 (LAUGHS) 319 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:16,779 That was a joke. 320 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,149 (FAKE LAUGHTER) 321 00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:23,152 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 322 00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:27,515 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 323 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,121 So where are you from? 324 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,355 Do you live around here? 325 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,591 Yes, of course. I am just a regular person 326 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,694 from right here on Earth, just like you. 327 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,129 Huh. 328 00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:37,596 I just don't get out that much. 329 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,131 Yeah. Judging from your suit, 330 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,701 I'd say since about 1978. 331 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,202 (GINA LAUGHING) 332 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,239 Note: All-white apparel is not as standardized 333 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:46,538 as we thought. 334 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,541 You late for a Bee Gees concert or something? 335 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,743 The Bee Gees. Barry, Robin and Maurice... 336 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,345 the Brothers Gibb. 337 00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:53,579 Winning ten Grammy awards, 338 00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:55,514 and selling over 100 million records. 339 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,845 ♪ Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk 340 00:17:57,914 --> 00:18:00,119 ♪ I'm a woman's man, no time to talk 341 00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:02,758 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, staying alive 342 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,527 ♪ Hey! ♪ 343 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,259 Wow! 344 00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:08,827 That's some impressive love for the Bee Gees, man! 345 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,596 I'm sorry. I had no idea. You know? Foot in the mouth. 346 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,500 Listen. Do you mind whipping these up for me? 347 00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:16,169 That would be so great. Just a little help. 348 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:18,170 I'm so used to making breakfast for Josh. 349 00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:19,372 And all he wants is waffles. 350 00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:21,474 Anyway, he's off to school now. 351 00:18:21,543 --> 00:18:23,242 Yeah. I don't know. He's got these bullies 352 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,443 after him right now. 353 00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:25,477 You don't have any kids, do you? 354 00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,847 I mean, you don't hardly seem like a kid person, 355 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:30,149 but, anyway, I just... I try to be there for him, 356 00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:31,779 but I don't really know how to deal with it. 357 00:18:31,848 --> 00:18:33,820 You know, this single mom thing. 358 00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:35,822 You have to do everything. 359 00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:39,162 Oh, my God, I am talking your ear off. 360 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:42,427 All is well. 361 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,798 Okay, uh, why don't you just take a seat? 362 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,701 And, um, I can finish this. 363 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,436 Would you like ketchup? 364 00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,670 Oh, thank you. 365 00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:52,575 (CHUCKLING) You're welcome. 366 00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:57,313 (GULPING LOUDLY) 367 00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,283 Refreshing. 368 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,788 I feel much better now. 369 00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:08,824 Huh. 370 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,823 That's a new one. 371 00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:12,859 (SETS BOTTLE DOWN) 372 00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:14,593 (MEOWS) 373 00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:17,362 (CAT PURRING) 374 00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:17,362 Oh, that's our cat, Boris. 375 00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:19,733 I hope you're not allergic. Are you? 376 00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:20,800 Cats. 377 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:21,867 Here we go, sir. 378 00:19:21,936 --> 00:19:23,772 (ROARING) 379 00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:30,444 (SCREECHES, THUDS) 380 00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:32,315 Boris, what are you up to? 381 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,549 Captain. 382 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:37,684 Yes? 383 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:38,984 Yes, my husband 384 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,721 was a captain with the navy. 385 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,623 I am a captain. 386 00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,292 Really? A captain of what? 387 00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,326 (TYPING) 388 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,932 I am a captain of crunch. 389 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,759 (CHUCKLES) 390 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,399 Where is your captain now? 391 00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,500 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, Frank died 392 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,438 four years ago, so it's just me and Josh now. 393 00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:02,375 It's been rough sometimes, but we're okay. 394 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:04,813 There is a strength to this one. 395 00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:06,916 Captain, the orb. 396 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:17,956 Where was this image captured? 397 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:20,326 GINA: That's Josh at school, in the science fair. 398 00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:22,028 He, uh, he always walks around with this thing. 399 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,428 See? He thinks 400 00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:25,364 (LAUGHING) it fell from outer space. 401 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,966 We must locate the boy. 402 00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:30,903 We're on it, sir. 729 East 44th Street. 403 00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,800 I really have to be going now. 404 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:33,973 Thank you for the ketchup. 405 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:36,308 Oh, uh, okay. Oh. 406 00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:38,781 Um... you know, the eggs are just another... 407 00:20:39,748 --> 00:20:41,284 Uh, that's the... 408 00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:43,886 closet. 409 00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:51,856 Sorry about hitting you with my car. 410 00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:51,856 (DOOR CLOSES) 411 00:20:51,925 --> 00:20:55,427 KNOX: A couple frat punks get drunk, miss the last ferry, 412 00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:58,563 stick a rag in a bottle of Stoli, and then, kaboom. 413 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,466 Suddenly my morning roll in the hay 414 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,368 with Tracy gets canceled. 415 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,368 (SNIFFING) 416 00:21:02,437 --> 00:21:04,040 I think this is explosive residue. 417 00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:07,543 Don't. 418 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,575 Don't do this, Dooley. 419 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,510 I see you getting interested in this. 420 00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:14,450 I see that wacko X-Files gleam in your eye. 421 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,455 (HORNS HONKING, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 422 00:21:25,627 --> 00:21:27,326 That might be the boy there. 423 00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:28,962 In that group of Earth children. 424 00:21:29,031 --> 00:21:30,096 What structure is this? 425 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,868 It appears to be some sort of shrine to technology. 426 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,110 NO. 2: This is the best they have to offer? 427 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,979 (CHUCKLING) Their mini-computers are gigantic. 428 00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:50,549 MAN: And a slamming home page means more online buddies. 429 00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:53,653 Dude, while you're waiting, check these out. 430 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:55,822 Awesome surround sound headphones, 431 00:21:55,891 --> 00:21:57,489 seven ounces, 432 00:21:57,558 --> 00:22:00,763 left and right quad. The sound will blow you away. 433 00:22:02,063 --> 00:22:03,797 ♪ Shake, shake your moneymaker... 434 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:04,897 MAN: Is that insane? 435 00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:08,066 It's like the subwoofers are actually inside your head. 436 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:10,502 (SONG PLAYING LOUDLY) ♪ Nine months to make you... 437 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:10,502 (RUMBLING) 438 00:22:10,571 --> 00:22:13,438 Damage reports coming in from all parts of the ship, Captain. 439 00:22:13,507 --> 00:22:15,442 Sir, structural integrity weakening. 440 00:22:15,511 --> 00:22:17,576 (SCREAMING) 441 00:22:17,645 --> 00:22:20,112 ♪ I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind 442 00:22:20,181 --> 00:22:22,014 ♪ But you's a hell of a distraction 443 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,550 ♪ When you shake your behind... ♪ 444 00:22:23,619 --> 00:22:24,921 We have got to get out of here! 445 00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:29,856 Whoa! 446 00:22:29,925 --> 00:22:32,695 (HORNS HONKING) 447 00:22:36,831 --> 00:22:39,966 NO. 2: The sign clearly indicates "Do not walk," 448 00:22:40,035 --> 00:22:42,802 and yet, they keep walking 449 00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:46,105 and walking and walking. 450 00:22:46,174 --> 00:22:48,544 Apparently, chaos is the order of the day here. 451 00:22:49,778 --> 00:22:50,879 Doctor... 452 00:22:52,681 --> 00:22:54,378 is Two all right? 453 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,082 This is a big planet. 454 00:22:57,151 --> 00:23:00,089 There might be contaminants we've never encountered before. 455 00:23:01,122 --> 00:23:02,491 I'll keep an eye on it. 456 00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,113 Mmm. 457 00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:28,117 (IMITATES KISSING) 458 00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,486 Why don't you take a picture? 459 00:23:33,555 --> 00:23:34,887 It lasts longer. 460 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,859 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 461 00:23:40,095 --> 00:23:41,795 KID: It's the ice cream man! 462 00:23:41,864 --> 00:23:44,230 Ice cream man, over here! 463 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,598 Hey, look, 464 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,467 it's the Good Humor Man! 465 00:23:47,536 --> 00:23:49,202 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 466 00:23:49,271 --> 00:23:50,869 It's the suit again. 467 00:23:50,938 --> 00:23:53,472 How in Nil did we wind up with this wardrobe debacle? 468 00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:54,840 We must have missed something. 469 00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:56,509 I can't see how, sir. 470 00:23:56,578 --> 00:23:58,477 We carefully studied the only signal 471 00:23:58,546 --> 00:24:00,579 ever intercepted from Earth. 472 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,651 TATTOO: The plane! The plane! 473 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,651 (BELL TOLLING) 474 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,352 When we enter the boy's school, 475 00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:09,688 we must not draw any undue attention to ourselves. 476 00:24:09,757 --> 00:24:12,859 Yes. We must rid ourselves of this inappropriate attire 477 00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:14,760 and replace it with clothing 478 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,731 that is the epitome of both hip and now. 479 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,502 Welcome to Old Navy! 480 00:24:23,071 --> 00:24:24,604 Any ideas? 481 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,139 Likely a ritual greeting, sir. 482 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,044 Welcome to Old Navy! 483 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:30,710 Welcome to Old Navy. 484 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:32,579 Welcome to Old Navy. 485 00:24:32,648 --> 00:24:34,547 Welcome to Old Navy. 486 00:24:34,616 --> 00:24:36,115 Welcome to Old Navy. 487 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,750 Welcome... 488 00:24:37,819 --> 00:24:39,088 to Old Navy. 489 00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:44,060 Welcome to Old Navy. 490 00:24:48,129 --> 00:24:50,230 (QUIETLY) Welcome to Old Navy. 491 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:51,765 (CHUCKLES) 492 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,236 Can I help you find your size? 493 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,904 I am obviously the same size as everyone else. 494 00:24:57,973 --> 00:25:00,809 I just meant, are you a small or... 495 00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:08,114 I believe he simply wants to know 496 00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:10,683 the dimensions of your clothing. 497 00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:10,683 Oh. 498 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:13,156 Yes, you can help me find my size. 499 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,791 Welcome to Old Navy. 500 00:25:18,159 --> 00:25:20,563 Crew, prepare for an unrehearsed maneuver. 501 00:25:29,338 --> 00:25:30,306 Come on! 502 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,072 What the... 503 00:25:33,141 --> 00:25:34,874 Sorry, sir, it won't happen again. 504 00:25:34,943 --> 00:25:36,279 (GRUNTING, PEOPLE GASPING) 505 00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,279 I can help you if you... 506 00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:42,285 Oh, how about I help you take that... 507 00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:44,984 All right. 508 00:25:45,053 --> 00:25:46,953 DAVE: Yes, this is my size. 509 00:25:47,022 --> 00:25:48,591 Welcome to Old Navy. 510 00:25:54,056 --> 00:25:58,130 Excuse me, do you have a private chamber where I can try on these garments? 511 00:25:58,199 --> 00:26:00,667 WOMAN: Changing room back there behind hoodies. 512 00:26:00,736 --> 00:26:02,735 Welcome to Old Navy. 513 00:26:02,804 --> 00:26:05,708 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 514 00:26:14,248 --> 00:26:16,019 (COINS CLINKING) 515 00:26:21,156 --> 00:26:22,625 (BELL DINGS) 516 00:26:27,829 --> 00:26:29,365 Sir, we have arrived at the school. 517 00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:33,399 This can't be right. 518 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,034 ALL: ♪ One 519 00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:36,936 ♪ Singular sensation 520 00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:39,905 ♪ Every little step she takes 521 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,273 ♪ One 522 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,273 Uh... 523 00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:43,209 ♪ Sterling combination... 524 00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:43,209 Apologies, sir. 525 00:26:43,278 --> 00:26:45,379 Apparently, we are on West 44th Street. 526 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:47,213 ♪ ...makes 527 00:26:47,282 --> 00:26:49,649 ♪ One smile and suddenly 528 00:26:49,718 --> 00:26:51,250 ♪ Nobody else 529 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:52,385 ♪ Will 530 00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:54,220 ♪ Do 531 00:26:54,289 --> 00:26:56,125 ♪ You know you'll never be... 532 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,925 Let's get out of here. Double time. 533 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:00,693 ♪ Who 534 00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:02,061 ♪ One... 535 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:04,267 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 536 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,804 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 537 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,438 Hey! 538 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,106 What do you got here, little freak? 539 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,274 That's mine! 540 00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:17,944 What do you use it for, playing nerd ball? 541 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:21,012 (KIDS LAUGHING) 542 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:21,012 Whatever it is, it's mine now. 543 00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:23,983 Give it back! 544 00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:23,983 Or what, you're gonna tell your mommy again? 545 00:27:24,052 --> 00:27:26,151 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, can I help you? 546 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,454 I am here for the fifth grade classroom. 547 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:31,090 Okay, all right, you're very late, but you're here, at least. 548 00:27:31,159 --> 00:27:32,691 It's been a madhouse. 549 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,293 Half the teachers are out with the flu. 550 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:36,028 I'm just gonna... 551 00:27:36,097 --> 00:27:37,366 (LAUGHS) I'm gonna have to throw you to the wolves. 552 00:27:43,905 --> 00:27:46,175 Don't say a word. I will mess you up. 553 00:27:48,242 --> 00:27:49,842 Josh Morrison. 554 00:27:49,911 --> 00:27:51,344 What are you doing here? 555 00:27:51,413 --> 00:27:53,046 Are you the sub? 556 00:27:53,115 --> 00:27:55,315 You would know the sub, loser. 557 00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:56,916 (KIDS LAUGHING) 558 00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:59,384 I don't know him... my mom hit him with her van. 559 00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:01,024 I am Dave Ming Chang. 560 00:28:01,823 --> 00:28:03,189 The sub. 561 00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:05,728 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 562 00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:05,728 (KIDS LAUGHING) 563 00:28:07,496 --> 00:28:09,061 What is your name? 564 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,129 Smell-my. 565 00:28:10,198 --> 00:28:12,198 Smell-my what? 566 00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:13,799 Smell-my Buttcrack. 567 00:28:13,868 --> 00:28:15,268 (LAUGHTER) 568 00:28:15,337 --> 00:28:17,036 I am sure the other butt cracks 569 00:28:17,105 --> 00:28:18,437 would disapprove of your behavior. 570 00:28:18,506 --> 00:28:20,176 You don't look like a teacher. 571 00:28:21,476 --> 00:28:23,375 I'm going to report you. 572 00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:26,178 Vaporize the child at once! 573 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,747 Delay that order. 574 00:28:27,816 --> 00:28:29,983 I am indeed your temporary instructor, 575 00:28:30,052 --> 00:28:32,151 which I shall prove to you now. 576 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:33,386 Observe. 577 00:28:33,455 --> 00:28:35,758 Let's teach them something simple, shall we? 578 00:28:49,538 --> 00:28:50,506 What the... 579 00:28:56,978 --> 00:28:59,244 The Unified Field Theory, 580 00:28:59,313 --> 00:29:02,114 the ultimate pearl of wisdom in all of the universe. 581 00:29:02,183 --> 00:29:04,383 Now you are educated. 582 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:05,484 What is your destination? 583 00:29:05,553 --> 00:29:07,320 I'm gonna sharpen my pencil. 584 00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:09,325 Here, let me assist you. 585 00:29:11,426 --> 00:29:13,930 (WHIRRING) 586 00:29:15,196 --> 00:29:17,197 There. 587 00:29:15,196 --> 00:29:17,197 Thanks. 588 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:18,834 I think. 589 00:29:19,901 --> 00:29:21,100 Josh Morrison. 590 00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:22,906 Come with me. 591 00:29:24,406 --> 00:29:25,871 What are you doing here? 592 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,977 You're not really the sub, are you? 593 00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:31,276 You have something that is mine. 594 00:29:31,345 --> 00:29:36,049 It is a small spherical device, 2.7 inches in diameter. 595 00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:37,416 How'd you hear about that? 596 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:40,856 And how can it be yours if it came from outer space? 597 00:29:41,356 --> 00:29:42,422 Are you an alien? 598 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:43,490 (GASPS) 599 00:29:43,559 --> 00:29:45,424 We've been compromised! 600 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,159 I'm just messing with you. 601 00:29:47,228 --> 00:29:49,461 (SIGHS) 602 00:29:49,530 --> 00:29:51,397 Ha-ha. That's very funny. 603 00:29:51,466 --> 00:29:52,832 (BELL RINGS) 604 00:29:51,466 --> 00:29:52,832 It's very important that I find it. 605 00:29:52,901 --> 00:29:53,970 Do you know where it is? 606 00:29:55,936 --> 00:29:58,307 Let me guess, it's, like, top secret or something. 607 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:02,375 Yes. It is top secret or something. 608 00:30:02,444 --> 00:30:04,176 Will you help us... 609 00:30:04,245 --> 00:30:07,547 I mean, me... find it? 610 00:30:07,616 --> 00:30:09,482 Look, I don't have it anymore. 611 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:11,354 This jerk took it. 612 00:30:12,921 --> 00:30:14,281 Well, we have to get it back. 613 00:30:14,350 --> 00:30:15,355 Where is this jerk? 614 00:30:15,424 --> 00:30:17,056 His name is Rich. 615 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,191 Him and his buddies are probably headed for the deli. 616 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,494 Lead and I will follow. 617 00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:22,431 Okay. Come on. 618 00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:39,315 Such disturbing images. 619 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,482 Rich isn't here. 620 00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:45,118 Do you know where Rich lives? 621 00:30:45,187 --> 00:30:47,920 No, but sometimes I run into him in the neighborhood. 622 00:30:47,989 --> 00:30:50,390 MAN: Everybody on the floor now! 623 00:30:50,459 --> 00:30:51,657 Empty the register, 624 00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,293 and no one gets hurt. 625 00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:57,964 This planet continues to reveal its ugly nature. 626 00:30:58,033 --> 00:31:00,166 It deserves its fate. 627 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,604 He said on the floor now! 628 00:31:02,538 --> 00:31:04,070 I am already on the floor. 629 00:31:04,139 --> 00:31:06,342 Gravity prevents me from floating off of it. 630 00:31:07,676 --> 00:31:09,075 Get down now! 631 00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:12,146 (GRUNTING IN PAIN) 632 00:31:12,215 --> 00:31:14,013 (YELLS) 633 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,382 (SODA FIZZING) 634 00:31:15,451 --> 00:31:17,386 Big mistake, man. 635 00:31:26,329 --> 00:31:27,626 (WHIMPERS) 636 00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:30,399 Hey. You have forgotten your weapon. 637 00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,501 Dave, wait! 638 00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:34,967 That was awesome. 639 00:31:35,036 --> 00:31:38,337 I mean, you totally threw that guy across the room. 640 00:31:38,406 --> 00:31:40,506 I was very fortunate not to be injured. 641 00:31:40,575 --> 00:31:44,476 And the gun... no normal person could've done that. 642 00:31:44,545 --> 00:31:47,179 Do you have, like, superpowers or something? 643 00:31:47,248 --> 00:31:49,043 Do you know what would be very pleasant? 644 00:31:49,112 --> 00:31:51,550 If we were to change the subject of our conversation. 645 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,220 Did you see last night's sports competition. 646 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:55,992 JOSH: You see? There's another thing. 647 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:57,685 You talk so weird. 648 00:31:57,754 --> 00:31:59,659 Come on, tell me, what's your secret. 649 00:31:59,728 --> 00:32:01,594 I have no secret. 650 00:31:59,728 --> 00:32:01,594 Oh, yeah? 651 00:32:01,663 --> 00:32:03,095 Quick, where are you from? 652 00:32:03,164 --> 00:32:05,230 I am from right here in this city. 653 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,270 Where exactly? Give me an address. 654 00:32:09,538 --> 00:32:10,736 The Statue of Liberty. 655 00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:13,272 You live at the Statue of Liberty? 656 00:32:13,341 --> 00:32:15,007 Yes, the Ming Changs have lived 657 00:32:15,076 --> 00:32:17,009 at the Statue of Liberty for many generations. 658 00:32:17,078 --> 00:32:20,013 Now, let us locate the orb. 659 00:32:20,082 --> 00:32:22,381 JOSH: Look, I don't know where Rich is now. 660 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:24,050 But tomorrow's my mom's birthday. 661 00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:25,618 We're going to our neighborhood street fair. 662 00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:27,019 Everybody goes. 663 00:32:27,088 --> 00:32:28,724 I'm sure he's gonna be there. 664 00:32:29,457 --> 00:32:31,423 You know, if you want, 665 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:33,629 you could come with me and my mom. 666 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,730 Sir, we can't wait until tomorrow. 667 00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,230 Our power supply is dwindling. 668 00:32:38,299 --> 00:32:40,499 This child is useless. 669 00:32:40,568 --> 00:32:42,505 We must find the orb on our own. 670 00:32:43,705 --> 00:32:45,204 I disagree. 671 00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:48,274 Without guidance, we might not find it in time. 672 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,709 Contrary to expectations, 673 00:32:49,778 --> 00:32:52,144 Josh has been quite helpful to us. 674 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:54,017 We will stick with him. 675 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,518 JOSH: Man, you are awesome at this. 676 00:32:59,587 --> 00:33:02,689 It's like you've got super video game powers, too. 677 00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:05,057 Are you sure you're not a superhero? 678 00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:07,126 Absolutely. 679 00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:07,126 Fine, I give up. 680 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:10,129 I'm just happy to be able to play with somebody besides Mom. 681 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:12,264 Interacting with your mother makes you unhappy? 682 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,200 No, I don't mean to complain. 683 00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:17,770 She tries. It's just that Dad was a lot better. 684 00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:20,406 You know, my dad was a hero in real life. 685 00:33:20,475 --> 00:33:22,409 He saved, like, a million people one time. 686 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,739 That is impressive. 687 00:33:24,808 --> 00:33:26,612 Yeah, we miss him... especially Mom. 688 00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:29,581 Now she spends all her time smothering me. 689 00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:31,351 She cuts off your air supply? 690 00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:31,351 (DOOR OPENS) 691 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,086 Josh, I am home. 692 00:33:33,155 --> 00:33:35,354 Oh, hey! 693 00:33:35,423 --> 00:33:36,688 What are you doing back here? 694 00:33:36,757 --> 00:33:38,819 Some guys with a gun tried to rob the store, 695 00:33:38,888 --> 00:33:40,492 and Dave stopped 'em and saved everyone. 696 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,590 It was awesome! 697 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,590 What? What gun? 698 00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:44,397 Mom! 699 00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:44,397 Are you all right? 700 00:33:44,466 --> 00:33:46,399 Mom, I'm fine. It was so cool! 701 00:33:46,468 --> 00:33:48,267 Dave just took 'em out. 702 00:33:48,336 --> 00:33:50,264 Man, I wish I could do that. 703 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,505 But look at me. I'm the smallest fifth-grader in New York City. 704 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:56,842 You are not small. You are a giant. 705 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,547 Yeah, right. 706 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:05,650 Josh, the most powerful force in all the universe 707 00:34:05,719 --> 00:34:08,457 often comes from the smallest star. 708 00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:18,530 Dave, would you like to stay for supper? 709 00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,432 Sir, the longer we're in their presence, 710 00:34:20,501 --> 00:34:21,837 the greater the danger of exposure. 711 00:34:27,643 --> 00:34:29,245 Yes, I will stay. 712 00:34:32,348 --> 00:34:33,846 Good. 713 00:34:33,915 --> 00:34:36,482 Although, if you thought my driving was dangerous, 714 00:34:36,551 --> 00:34:37,853 wait till you try my meatloaf. 715 00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:41,487 Meatloaf? 716 00:34:41,556 --> 00:34:45,428 ♪ Like a bat out of hell! ♪ 717 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:50,896 What are you looking for? 718 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,165 DOOLEY: I don't know. 719 00:34:52,234 --> 00:34:53,366 I'll tell you when I find it. 720 00:34:53,435 --> 00:34:55,835 You know something, Dooley, we got to find you a new hobby. 721 00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:59,172 Please, just hold the insult. Please? 722 00:34:59,241 --> 00:35:01,344 Oh, I forgot today was arts-and-crafts day. 723 00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:29,305 Dave, would you mind helping me clear the table? 724 00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:35,378 (SHATTERING) 725 00:35:37,446 --> 00:35:39,278 Oh. You know... 726 00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,779 (LAUGHS) Don't worry about it. 727 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,917 I got it. I'm... This is something I do all the time. 728 00:35:43,986 --> 00:35:45,417 Constantly dropping stuff. 729 00:35:45,486 --> 00:35:46,855 Don't even worry about it. 730 00:35:48,656 --> 00:35:51,358 "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus." 731 00:35:51,427 --> 00:35:52,891 Oh, uh, yeah, 732 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,296 that's, um, my... I would... My sister got that for me. 733 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:58,798 I would never, um... 734 00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:00,500 (SIGHS) She just thinks I need to get back 735 00:36:00,569 --> 00:36:02,235 in the game, and... (LAUGHS) 736 00:36:02,304 --> 00:36:04,873 Tell your sister there's no life on Mars. Believe me. 737 00:36:06,509 --> 00:36:07,643 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 738 00:36:13,982 --> 00:36:17,483 This rendering, what is it? 739 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:23,626 Oh, that's, uh, just something I felt. 740 00:36:25,927 --> 00:36:27,394 You felt this? 741 00:36:27,463 --> 00:36:28,731 Yeah, I did. 742 00:36:29,598 --> 00:36:30,864 I did. 743 00:36:30,933 --> 00:36:32,701 I don't really paint like that anymore. 744 00:36:33,369 --> 00:36:34,437 And why not? 745 00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:37,640 Well, things have changed. 746 00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:46,515 What is the... feeling demonstrated here? 747 00:36:48,483 --> 00:36:49,919 Well, how does it make you feel? 748 00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:54,523 Feel... 749 00:36:56,658 --> 00:36:59,728 It makes me feel... 750 00:37:00,896 --> 00:37:02,462 off balance. 751 00:37:02,531 --> 00:37:04,397 Off balance, yeah. 752 00:37:04,466 --> 00:37:07,361 That's, uh, that's close. 753 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:10,506 I remember when I painted this, I just felt, um, love. 754 00:37:11,372 --> 00:37:13,473 Huge and exciting and crazy, 755 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:15,578 just... love. 756 00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:21,648 How do you know 757 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:26,919 when you... feel love? 758 00:37:26,988 --> 00:37:29,025 GINA: Oh, I think when you feel love, 759 00:37:30,691 --> 00:37:32,595 you don't need to ask that question. 760 00:37:35,864 --> 00:37:36,933 I see. 761 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,910 Time for me to exit into the night. 762 00:37:47,676 --> 00:37:49,909 Oh, uh, okay. 763 00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:51,744 Well, um, thank you again 764 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,446 for being there for Josh today, 765 00:37:53,515 --> 00:37:56,749 and, um... And, uh, yeah, I think tomorrow will be fun. 766 00:37:56,818 --> 00:37:57,954 I'm glad you're coming with us. 767 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,589 So am I, Gina Morrison. 768 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,288 Okay. 769 00:38:06,462 --> 00:38:07,660 Good night, Dave. 770 00:38:07,729 --> 00:38:08,697 Good night, Gina. 771 00:38:20,742 --> 00:38:23,609 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 772 00:38:23,678 --> 00:38:25,881 Do you mind if I rest here? 773 00:38:27,082 --> 00:38:29,114 Sure. 774 00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:30,750 This appears to be a safe port. 775 00:38:30,819 --> 00:38:32,621 We'll join this urban camper. 776 00:38:38,459 --> 00:38:39,692 You ain't crazy, are you? 777 00:38:39,761 --> 00:38:42,865 The last guy who was here, he said he was from outer space. 778 00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:45,601 What planet? 779 00:38:46,902 --> 00:38:48,671 And the party continues. 780 00:38:50,672 --> 00:38:52,905 Here, here you go. 781 00:38:52,974 --> 00:38:54,877 It gets a little chilly at night. 782 00:38:59,515 --> 00:39:01,714 Did you see that? 783 00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:03,949 This man has nothing, 784 00:39:04,018 --> 00:39:06,889 yet he offers to share his sole source of warmth. 785 00:39:09,157 --> 00:39:10,289 Why? 786 00:39:10,358 --> 00:39:13,862 It seems they are a more complex species than we imagined. 787 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:26,005 Yes? 788 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:28,740 My findings are incomplete, but I have noted 789 00:39:28,809 --> 00:39:31,578 more atypical behavior spreading throughout the ship. 790 00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:33,512 Is that so? 791 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:36,619 Well, I think we all just need a good night's rest, Doctor. 792 00:39:42,157 --> 00:39:43,960 (HUMMING ONE FROM A CHORUS LINE) 793 00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,173 Dang! 794 00:40:00,242 --> 00:40:02,011 Excuse me? 795 00:40:16,557 --> 00:40:18,190 Working rather late, No. 3. 796 00:40:18,259 --> 00:40:21,126 I was just doing some additional cultural research. 797 00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:23,196 And what have you found? 798 00:40:23,265 --> 00:40:25,832 I stumbled onto an interesting file 799 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:29,001 in the alien database, sir. 800 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:33,773 Every man, woman and child is forced to view it once a year. 801 00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:36,045 It could be helpful in understanding them. 802 00:40:36,773 --> 00:40:37,746 Show me. 803 00:40:40,715 --> 00:40:43,816 You have not changed since our days at the academy. 804 00:40:43,885 --> 00:40:46,118 I remember the late nights studying together 805 00:40:46,187 --> 00:40:49,087 and the nutritious protein squares you prepared for us. 806 00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:51,758 I would not have been able to graduate without your help. 807 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,793 (COMPUTER TRILLING) 808 00:40:53,862 --> 00:40:56,195 And yet, here you've become 809 00:40:56,264 --> 00:40:59,102 our generation's most renowned captain. 810 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:01,804 Yes. 811 00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:05,909 Here it is. 812 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:09,812 (BELL TOLLING) 813 00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:13,979 GEORGE: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? 814 00:41:14,048 --> 00:41:15,847 You want the moon? 815 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,250 Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it 816 00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:19,686 and pull it down. 817 00:41:19,755 --> 00:41:21,755 Hey, that's a pretty good idea. 818 00:41:21,824 --> 00:41:23,155 I'll give you the moon, Mary. 819 00:41:23,224 --> 00:41:24,824 I'll take it. 820 00:41:24,893 --> 00:41:29,295 ♪ For auld lang syne, my dear 821 00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:35,067 ♪ For auld lang syne 822 00:41:35,136 --> 00:41:40,172 ♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet 823 00:41:40,241 --> 00:41:46,011 ♪ For auld lang syne 824 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,048 ♪ We'll take a cup of... ♪ 825 00:41:49,117 --> 00:41:50,549 Lasso the moon? 826 00:41:50,618 --> 00:41:53,222 (SNIFFLES) Physically impossible! 827 00:41:53,988 --> 00:41:55,291 Absurd. 828 00:41:59,027 --> 00:42:00,863 (SONG ENDS) 829 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:06,866 Good night, Captain. 830 00:42:06,935 --> 00:42:08,868 Yes, yes, Three. Good night. 831 00:42:08,937 --> 00:42:10,706 (CLEARS THROAT) 832 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:12,571 I must say, sir, 833 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,007 these Earth creatures keep surprising me. 834 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:17,109 Most confusing place. 835 00:42:17,178 --> 00:42:19,111 It makes my head spin. 836 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:21,050 I guess I'd better hold on then. 837 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,664 DOOLEY: We want to send this out to every precinct, 838 00:43:11,733 --> 00:43:13,933 every security company and every hospital in the city 839 00:43:14,002 --> 00:43:15,669 until we ID this guy right here. 840 00:43:15,738 --> 00:43:17,271 This is incredible. 841 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:18,604 Just amazing. 842 00:43:18,673 --> 00:43:22,141 Amazing that two idiots like you could have passed the police exam. 843 00:43:22,210 --> 00:43:24,143 See, I tried to tell him, Sarge. 844 00:43:24,212 --> 00:43:25,811 Hold on. It is a fact, 845 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,180 a fact that some thing or someone has landed here. 846 00:43:28,249 --> 00:43:29,649 Now, we could be making the biggest 847 00:43:29,718 --> 00:43:30,749 scientific discovery of all time. 848 00:43:30,818 --> 00:43:33,820 I don't want to hear another word about E.T., Bigfoot, 849 00:43:33,889 --> 00:43:36,022 or the Tooth Fairy, unless they're jacking 850 00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:37,757 some old lady's car. 851 00:43:37,826 --> 00:43:38,858 (CRUMPLES PAPER) 852 00:43:38,927 --> 00:43:40,096 You got that? 853 00:43:40,929 --> 00:43:41,928 Yes, sir. 854 00:43:41,997 --> 00:43:43,095 That's good aim, Sarge. 855 00:43:43,164 --> 00:43:44,400 Shut up! 856 00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:46,165 Dooley. 857 00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:46,165 What? 858 00:43:46,234 --> 00:43:47,299 What are you doing? 859 00:43:47,368 --> 00:43:49,068 I'm sending it anyway, Knox. 860 00:43:49,137 --> 00:43:51,170 It's just a guy who shoved his face in the dirt. 861 00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,105 No, wrong. It is an alien. 862 00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:55,340 An alien who shoved his face in the dirt, 863 00:43:55,409 --> 00:43:56,640 and I am gonna find him. 864 00:44:00,949 --> 00:44:02,385 (COIN CLINKS) 865 00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:12,824 Power reserves at 20%, sir. 866 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:15,161 That only gives us about 12 hours. 867 00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:16,996 Then every minute counts. 868 00:44:17,065 --> 00:44:18,931 Remember our mission, crew. 869 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 We must find the boy with the orb. 870 00:44:21,069 --> 00:44:22,138 No distractions. 871 00:44:28,944 --> 00:44:31,214 (ALL SCREAMING) 872 00:44:46,094 --> 00:44:47,997 (ALL LAUGHING) 873 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:53,399 (SCREAMING) 874 00:44:53,468 --> 00:44:55,468 This is not acceptable! 875 00:44:55,537 --> 00:44:56,802 (AIR HORN BLARING) 876 00:44:56,871 --> 00:44:58,871 ANNOUNCER: And here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 877 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:01,273 Chuck starts out fast out the gate 878 00:45:01,342 --> 00:45:05,211 eating down those dogs, but Earl and Homer are right behind him. 879 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,114 Look at them go. Look at them go... 880 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,181 (ANNOUNCER'S VOICE FADES) 881 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,050 JOSH: Come on, Dave, please. 882 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,050 Put it in your mouth. 883 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:13,119 Put one in your mouth, Dave. 884 00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:14,924 JOSH: Put it in. Come on, Dave! 885 00:45:17,391 --> 00:45:19,192 Put one in your mouth, Dave. 886 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:21,830 Oh, you never should have signed him up for this. 887 00:45:23,164 --> 00:45:25,130 JOSH: What are you doing, Dave? Eat! 888 00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:26,231 Eat it, Dave! 889 00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:26,231 Eat, Dave! 890 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,900 GINA: Put it in your mouth, Dave. 891 00:45:27,969 --> 00:45:29,935 (SCREAMS) 892 00:45:30,004 --> 00:45:31,507 Yeah, All right! Yeah! 893 00:45:33,107 --> 00:45:34,877 A little heads-up might be nice. 894 00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:39,512 Hey... 895 00:45:39,581 --> 00:45:41,247 (LIPS SMACKING) 896 00:45:41,316 --> 00:45:43,249 Can a brother get some hot sauce with that? 897 00:45:43,318 --> 00:45:45,021 (CROWD CHEERING) 898 00:45:51,293 --> 00:45:52,261 Whoa. 899 00:45:56,999 --> 00:45:57,997 (SCREAMS) 900 00:45:58,066 --> 00:45:59,265 (AIR HORN BLARING) 901 00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:01,266 Our champion. 85 delicious 902 00:46:01,335 --> 00:46:03,203 all-beef hot dogs. 903 00:46:03,272 --> 00:46:04,971 Yeah, whoo! 904 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,173 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 905 00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:08,875 Yeah, boy, yeah! 906 00:46:08,944 --> 00:46:09,913 Wha... 907 00:46:11,512 --> 00:46:13,346 Well-executed, Captain. 908 00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:16,348 Dave, that was amazing. 909 00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:17,983 You are a wiener-eating champ. 910 00:46:18,052 --> 00:46:20,023 Here's the grand prize. 911 00:46:23,024 --> 00:46:23,993 We're under attack. 912 00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:26,158 It's the creature from Thanos 7. 913 00:46:26,227 --> 00:46:27,459 (ALARM BLARING) 914 00:46:26,227 --> 00:46:27,459 Battle stations! 915 00:46:27,528 --> 00:46:30,833 You have menaced us for the last time, you beast. 916 00:46:32,233 --> 00:46:33,399 (LAUGHING) 917 00:46:33,468 --> 00:46:36,236 (GRUNTING) 918 00:46:36,305 --> 00:46:37,273 (LAUGHING) 919 00:46:41,109 --> 00:46:43,142 (BLARING CONTINUES) 920 00:46:43,211 --> 00:46:48,014 It seems that this is an inanimate creature. 921 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:50,282 At ease. 922 00:46:50,351 --> 00:46:53,586 The question is what are we expected to do with this... 923 00:46:53,655 --> 00:46:55,124 plush amphibian? 924 00:46:56,659 --> 00:46:58,594 Give it to her, Captain. 925 00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:03,232 The female... give it to her. 926 00:47:06,034 --> 00:47:07,503 Silly goose. 927 00:47:08,437 --> 00:47:10,035 (LAUGHS) 928 00:47:10,104 --> 00:47:12,341 You are such a goofball. 929 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:19,582 For me? 930 00:47:20,276 --> 00:47:21,580 Thanks, Dave. 931 00:47:21,649 --> 00:47:24,587 That was, uh... That's very sweet. 932 00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:27,987 CREWMAN: Red alert, Captain! Red alert! 933 00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:31,351 We need to dispose of the large quantity 934 00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:33,596 of processed meat tubes. 935 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:37,163 Excuse me. 936 00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:40,503 My colon is impacted. 937 00:47:43,539 --> 00:47:44,607 Okay. 938 00:47:52,046 --> 00:47:54,614 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 939 00:47:54,683 --> 00:47:57,586 (PLOPPING) 940 00:48:05,761 --> 00:48:08,664 (PLOPPING CONTINUES) 941 00:48:09,298 --> 00:48:10,599 Show-off. 942 00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:15,571 (BELL RINGING) 943 00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:15,571 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 944 00:48:16,639 --> 00:48:17,670 Excuse me. 945 00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:19,005 Excuse me. 946 00:48:19,074 --> 00:48:20,540 We met yesterday. Mark Rhodes. 947 00:48:20,609 --> 00:48:22,374 Mark Rhodes. 948 00:48:22,443 --> 00:48:25,381 Right. The left... (CHUCKLING) 949 00:48:29,050 --> 00:48:30,519 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 950 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:41,227 So you here by yourself? 951 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:41,227 No, I am not. 952 00:48:41,296 --> 00:48:43,262 I am accompanying Josh and Gina. 953 00:48:43,331 --> 00:48:46,165 All evening we have been screaming with fear and delight. 954 00:48:46,234 --> 00:48:49,402 Look, you and I should get something straight. 955 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:51,237 And I'm not trying to step on your toes here. 956 00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:54,406 If you're serious about Gina, then that's great. 957 00:48:54,475 --> 00:48:57,209 Because she deserves a decent guy in her life. 958 00:48:57,278 --> 00:48:59,612 But if I find out that you're just trying to take advantage of her, 959 00:48:59,681 --> 00:49:02,147 and you're using Josh to do it, 960 00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:04,153 you and I are going to have a serious problem. 961 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:07,723 You understand what I'm saying? 962 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:13,659 Yes, I understand completely, Mark Rhodes. 963 00:49:13,728 --> 00:49:16,228 Does anyone here understand what this man is talking about? 964 00:49:16,297 --> 00:49:19,198 He's trying to discern if you intend on becoming Gina's mate. 965 00:49:19,267 --> 00:49:20,566 What an absurd notion. 966 00:49:20,635 --> 00:49:23,069 I intend on becoming Gina's mate? 967 00:49:23,138 --> 00:49:25,171 She's the size of our science pavilion. 968 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,676 These primitive creatures and their silly speculations. 969 00:49:30,078 --> 00:49:31,680 Wait. What's that? 970 00:49:33,549 --> 00:49:34,613 What do you want, midget? 971 00:49:34,682 --> 00:49:36,383 Rich, you got to give me my rock back. 972 00:49:36,452 --> 00:49:37,583 Oh, really? Why? 973 00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:40,019 Because it's really important to me and my friend Dave. 974 00:49:40,088 --> 00:49:41,720 It's the jerk we seek. 975 00:49:41,789 --> 00:49:43,622 Rich, you've got to give me my rock back. 976 00:49:43,691 --> 00:49:45,628 Boy, it's like you're asking me to punch you. 977 00:49:46,527 --> 00:49:49,163 So, Smell-my, we meet again. 978 00:49:49,232 --> 00:49:50,199 Dave. 979 00:49:51,299 --> 00:49:52,765 (WHIMPERING) 980 00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:55,201 (YELLING) 981 00:49:55,270 --> 00:49:56,302 (FROG CROAKING) 982 00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:58,774 Stop, you're giving me a wedgie. 983 00:50:00,142 --> 00:50:01,144 (THUD) 984 00:50:03,377 --> 00:50:05,748 RICH: (SOBBING) Please, put me down already. 985 00:50:11,352 --> 00:50:14,153 Smell-my, are you crying because you are sad, 986 00:50:14,222 --> 00:50:15,421 or because your undergarments 987 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:17,260 are lodged so cuttingly deep in your rectum? 988 00:50:18,126 --> 00:50:19,328 I'm telling my mom. 989 00:50:20,362 --> 00:50:21,561 Mom! 990 00:50:21,630 --> 00:50:23,332 Mom! 991 00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,399 Dave, that was unbelievable. 992 00:50:26,468 --> 00:50:27,503 High five. 993 00:50:30,738 --> 00:50:33,373 They don't high five where you're from? 994 00:50:33,442 --> 00:50:34,674 No, but they should. 995 00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:35,842 There you two are. 996 00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:38,110 What kind of trouble you getting into? 997 00:50:38,179 --> 00:50:41,080 Nothing. Dave was just about 998 00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:42,618 to try out his pitching arm. 999 00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:45,117 GINA: Come on, Dave. 1000 00:50:45,186 --> 00:50:46,418 JOSH: Go, Dave. Go, Dave. 1001 00:50:46,487 --> 00:50:48,420 Just got to hit three. Here we go. 1002 00:50:48,489 --> 00:50:49,823 JOSH: Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1003 00:50:49,892 --> 00:50:52,056 Go, Dave, go, Dave. 1004 00:50:52,622 --> 00:50:56,129 Sir, the orb is ours. 1005 00:50:56,198 --> 00:50:59,465 This charade is no longer necessary. 1006 00:50:59,534 --> 00:51:03,436 It's time to throw it in the ocean and head home. 1007 00:51:03,505 --> 00:51:05,241 You're absolutely right, Two. 1008 00:51:06,242 --> 00:51:07,443 But... 1009 00:51:08,576 --> 00:51:10,446 I really think I can do this. 1010 00:51:11,775 --> 00:51:13,579 Ooh, he looks very serious. 1011 00:51:13,648 --> 00:51:14,714 Looking good, looking good. 1012 00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:16,515 Come on, you can do it. 1013 00:51:16,584 --> 00:51:18,154 Here you go. He's gonna do it. 1014 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,552 Wind up... 1015 00:51:19,621 --> 00:51:20,589 Oh! 1016 00:51:22,758 --> 00:51:23,856 All right, well... 1017 00:51:23,925 --> 00:51:25,759 Spectacularly unsuccessful! 1018 00:51:25,828 --> 00:51:27,860 Why was my wrist so limp? 1019 00:51:27,929 --> 00:51:30,699 I was, uh, in the bathroom. 1020 00:51:33,234 --> 00:51:34,367 On my command. 1021 00:51:34,436 --> 00:51:35,701 JOSH: Come on, you can hit it. 1022 00:51:35,770 --> 00:51:37,873 GINA: Two more. Come on. 1023 00:51:35,770 --> 00:51:37,873 JOSH: Come on, come on. 1024 00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:43,212 Fire! 1025 00:51:44,946 --> 00:51:46,682 Incoming! 1026 00:51:48,512 --> 00:51:49,818 (GINA GASPS) 1027 00:51:51,686 --> 00:51:53,585 CAPTAIN: Engineer, report. 1028 00:51:53,654 --> 00:51:56,617 All sensors are down, and the sun shields deployed upon impact. 1029 00:51:56,686 --> 00:51:57,690 (MACHINES POWERING DOWN) 1030 00:51:57,759 --> 00:51:59,295 Sir, we're blacked out. 1031 00:52:02,364 --> 00:52:03,566 (NO. 2 SCREAMING) 1032 00:52:05,895 --> 00:52:09,769 The sun is exploding in my face! 1033 00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:11,571 MALE DOCTOR: I still didn't get a pulse. 1034 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,340 Give me the paddles, stat. 1035 00:52:13,409 --> 00:52:14,474 Oh, God. 1036 00:52:14,543 --> 00:52:15,808 Clear. 1037 00:52:14,543 --> 00:52:15,808 (PADDLES THUMPING) 1038 00:52:15,877 --> 00:52:17,176 (SCREAMING) 1039 00:52:17,245 --> 00:52:18,911 Come on. Give me more juice. 1040 00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:20,379 Clear. 1041 00:52:20,448 --> 00:52:21,550 (MACHINES POWERING UP) 1042 00:52:22,618 --> 00:52:23,883 Whoa! 1043 00:52:23,952 --> 00:52:25,819 Power has been restored. 1044 00:52:25,888 --> 00:52:27,620 Oh, thank God. 1045 00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:29,392 Oh, God, is he going to be okay? 1046 00:52:30,591 --> 00:52:32,191 We'll do an MRI just to be safe. 1047 00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:33,860 Oh, he's okay. 1048 00:52:33,929 --> 00:52:36,665 He's okay. (LAUGHING) 1049 00:52:37,766 --> 00:52:38,830 FEMALE DOCTOR: How we doing? 1050 00:52:38,899 --> 00:52:41,366 Have to warm it up first, but just to double-check, 1051 00:52:41,435 --> 00:52:43,202 they took your keys, watch, coins? 1052 00:52:43,271 --> 00:52:45,271 Yes. 1053 00:52:43,271 --> 00:52:45,271 Good. 1054 00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:49,312 People always forget the "M" in MRI stands for magnetic. 1055 00:52:51,313 --> 00:52:53,782 This will just take a second. 1056 00:53:00,756 --> 00:53:01,921 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 1057 00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:04,393 I guess I still have a few pennies. 1058 00:53:05,726 --> 00:53:08,327 So sorry to have ruined your birthday. 1059 00:53:08,396 --> 00:53:10,497 Oh, thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. 1060 00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:12,431 Cat? Where's the cat? 1061 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:16,801 You know, it's okay, because I'm not really one for celebrating anyway. 1062 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:19,439 Well, perhaps you will reconsider and let us take you out for dinner. 1063 00:53:19,508 --> 00:53:20,640 Yeah. 1064 00:53:20,709 --> 00:53:23,309 (CHUCKLES) 1065 00:53:23,378 --> 00:53:26,579 Sir, with all due respect, have you lost your mind? 1066 00:53:26,648 --> 00:53:28,651 They've helped us, the least we can do is try to help them. 1067 00:53:31,019 --> 00:53:34,253 You have become a fool. 1068 00:53:34,322 --> 00:53:37,756 Treating these lumbering giants as if they're our equals. 1069 00:53:37,825 --> 00:53:39,996 You've made a mockery of our entire mission. 1070 00:53:41,697 --> 00:53:43,463 You get out of my face. 1071 00:53:43,532 --> 00:53:44,500 Now! 1072 00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:54,610 Dave? Dave? 1073 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,275 Hello? 1074 00:53:56,344 --> 00:53:57,843 Hey, where'd you go? 1075 00:53:56,344 --> 00:53:57,843 Right here. 1076 00:53:57,912 --> 00:54:00,313 I am here. 1077 00:54:00,382 --> 00:54:03,982 I am so curious sometimes what's going on in that head of yours. 1078 00:54:04,051 --> 00:54:06,553 I was just pondering which would be the best place to take you 1079 00:54:06,622 --> 00:54:08,420 to commemorate your birthday. 1080 00:54:08,489 --> 00:54:10,422 Josh, do you have any suggestions? 1081 00:54:10,491 --> 00:54:12,358 Perhaps a nice Cuban place. 1082 00:54:12,427 --> 00:54:14,461 I know a great salsa restaurant. 1083 00:54:14,530 --> 00:54:15,895 (GINA LAUGHING) 1084 00:54:15,964 --> 00:54:17,964 All right, well, si, amigos. 1085 00:54:18,033 --> 00:54:19,999 Let's go party. 1086 00:54:20,068 --> 00:54:23,370 Everyone, we're going to go and party. 1087 00:54:23,439 --> 00:54:24,938 (ALL CHEERING) 1088 00:54:25,007 --> 00:54:28,577 (SALSA BEAT PLAYING) 1089 00:54:31,847 --> 00:54:33,950 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1090 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:37,853 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1091 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:43,657 (CHEERING) 1092 00:54:43,726 --> 00:54:45,324 Okay, three mojitos. 1093 00:54:45,393 --> 00:54:46,859 One virgin. 1094 00:54:45,393 --> 00:54:46,859 Thank you. 1095 00:54:46,928 --> 00:54:47,922 You're welcome. 1096 00:54:47,991 --> 00:54:49,328 Thank you. 1097 00:54:47,991 --> 00:54:49,328 You're welcome. 1098 00:54:49,397 --> 00:54:51,898 DAVE: Thank you. 1099 00:54:49,397 --> 00:54:51,898 Here you go. Enjoy. 1100 00:54:51,967 --> 00:54:54,033 Cheers. 1101 00:54:51,967 --> 00:54:54,033 Happy birthday, Mom. 1102 00:54:54,102 --> 00:54:55,299 Thank you. 1103 00:54:56,871 --> 00:54:59,775 Now careful, these go straight to your head. 1104 00:55:02,577 --> 00:55:03,746 (ALARM BLARING) 1105 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,017 (GASPS) 1106 00:55:09,084 --> 00:55:10,719 (SCREAMING) 1107 00:55:16,191 --> 00:55:17,360 (GASPS) 1108 00:55:20,829 --> 00:55:23,766 This is not acceptable! 1109 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,802 Whoo! Slow down, cowboy. 1110 00:55:28,670 --> 00:55:31,070 (ENGINEER LAUGHS) 1111 00:55:31,139 --> 00:55:32,905 ENGINEER: This is the best. 1112 00:55:32,974 --> 00:55:37,443 Cougar46 just added me as a friend. Yeah. 1113 00:55:37,512 --> 00:55:38,481 MAN: Yeah. 1114 00:55:39,748 --> 00:55:41,446 He walked out about an hour ago 1115 00:55:41,515 --> 00:55:43,115 with a nice looking lady and a kid. 1116 00:55:43,184 --> 00:55:45,051 Oh, really? Nice looking? She pretty hot, huh? 1117 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,119 Please. 1118 00:55:46,188 --> 00:55:48,153 Please. You sure it's him? 1119 00:55:48,222 --> 00:55:49,555 Absolutely. 1120 00:55:49,624 --> 00:55:51,924 Said they were going to a Cuban salsa place. 1121 00:55:51,993 --> 00:55:54,093 (SALSA MUSIC PLAYING) 1122 00:55:54,162 --> 00:55:55,965 (LAUGHING) 1123 00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:07,640 You got to try this. 1124 00:56:07,709 --> 00:56:09,478 It's like space travel... 1125 00:56:10,479 --> 00:56:11,714 only in your head. 1126 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:16,983 (GIGGLING) 1127 00:56:17,052 --> 00:56:18,184 Whoo! 1128 00:56:18,253 --> 00:56:19,855 I've been having... 1129 00:56:20,823 --> 00:56:22,588 strange feelings 1130 00:56:22,657 --> 00:56:25,094 since we've arrived on this planet. 1131 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:27,096 It seems you are, too? 1132 00:56:28,062 --> 00:56:29,062 Absolutely not. 1133 00:56:29,131 --> 00:56:30,596 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1134 00:56:30,665 --> 00:56:32,668 I'm recalibrating our weapons systems. 1135 00:56:33,101 --> 00:56:34,100 Just a second. 1136 00:56:34,169 --> 00:56:35,802 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1137 00:56:35,871 --> 00:56:37,069 ♪ This is a song 1138 00:56:37,138 --> 00:56:39,638 ♪ For the lonely! Can you hear me? 1139 00:56:39,707 --> 00:56:42,476 Exactly what weapon are you recalibrating? 1140 00:56:42,545 --> 00:56:44,510 ♪ For the broken-hearted 1141 00:56:44,579 --> 00:56:45,979 Okay, let's talk. 1142 00:56:46,048 --> 00:56:47,046 ♪ Battle-scarred... ♪ 1143 00:56:47,115 --> 00:56:49,182 I'm feeling a little busted. 1144 00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:51,784 (LATIN RHYTHM) 1145 00:56:51,853 --> 00:56:52,922 (MAN SINGING IN SPANISH) 1146 00:56:53,889 --> 00:56:55,320 Whoo! 1147 00:56:55,389 --> 00:56:57,456 You know, pretty soon you're gonna be too old to dance with your mom. 1148 00:56:57,525 --> 00:56:59,862 Excuse me, while I run to the restroom. 1149 00:57:01,029 --> 00:57:02,195 DAVE: Josh. 1150 00:57:02,264 --> 00:57:04,633 I will be going home soon. 1151 00:57:09,571 --> 00:57:11,770 What is the matter with you? 1152 00:57:11,839 --> 00:57:14,911 When you're gone, everything's just gonna go back to the way it was. 1153 00:57:16,177 --> 00:57:18,612 I'm not like other kids. 1154 00:57:18,681 --> 00:57:20,583 I can't even fight for myself. 1155 00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,885 My dad was a hero. 1156 00:57:23,852 --> 00:57:25,252 Me? 1157 00:57:25,321 --> 00:57:26,655 I'm just... 1158 00:57:27,851 --> 00:57:29,158 different. 1159 00:57:31,327 --> 00:57:32,659 Josh. 1160 00:57:32,728 --> 00:57:34,559 Listen to me. 1161 00:57:34,628 --> 00:57:38,764 We would never have been able to find the orb without you. 1162 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,937 Not everyone would have helped us, but you did, 1163 00:57:42,137 --> 00:57:45,504 because you are different. 1164 00:57:45,573 --> 00:57:47,643 I am very lucky to have a friend like you. 1165 00:57:49,144 --> 00:57:50,944 You're just saying that. 1166 00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:52,278 No, I am not. 1167 00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,184 You have helped us greatly. We are all in great debt to you. 1168 00:57:57,052 --> 00:57:58,518 I did? 1169 00:57:58,587 --> 00:58:01,824 Yes, we are saved, Josh. 1170 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,725 ♪ You looking good in them jeans, I bet you 1171 00:58:06,794 --> 00:58:08,594 ♪ Look even better with me in between 1172 00:58:08,663 --> 00:58:11,096 ♪ I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind 1173 00:58:11,165 --> 00:58:12,966 ♪ But you's a hell of a distraction 1174 00:58:13,035 --> 00:58:14,533 ♪ When you shake your behind ♪ 1175 00:58:14,602 --> 00:58:16,836 She thinks she's so hot. She's not hot. 1176 00:58:16,905 --> 00:58:18,104 Have you seen her butt? 1177 00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:19,142 It's like the size of our moon. 1178 00:58:19,874 --> 00:58:21,677 You are so bad. 1179 00:58:22,678 --> 00:58:23,876 Bad... 1180 00:58:23,945 --> 00:58:25,814 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) And gorgeous. 1181 00:58:27,883 --> 00:58:28,881 Shh. 1182 00:58:28,950 --> 00:58:30,716 (GINA SIGHS) 1183 00:58:30,785 --> 00:58:32,552 Hey, everyone, I took the liberty. 1184 00:58:32,621 --> 00:58:34,086 (MAN SINGING IN SPANISH) 1185 00:58:34,155 --> 00:58:35,124 Oh! I love this song. 1186 00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:41,697 Need anything... 1187 00:58:42,297 --> 00:58:43,297 Captain? 1188 00:58:43,366 --> 00:58:44,163 CAPTAIN: Yes. 1189 00:58:44,232 --> 00:58:46,869 I may need some music references for... 1190 00:58:48,937 --> 00:58:51,137 Mmm-hmm. 1191 00:58:51,206 --> 00:58:53,172 Dave. Will you do me the honor? 1192 00:58:53,241 --> 00:58:54,310 Come on. 1193 00:58:55,010 --> 00:58:56,342 It'll be fun. 1194 00:58:56,411 --> 00:58:59,946 Uh, yes, yes, I would, I'd love to dance with you. 1195 00:59:00,015 --> 00:59:01,985 GINA: Oh, you're gonna love it. 1196 00:59:04,853 --> 00:59:06,252 Okay, really easy. 1197 00:59:06,321 --> 00:59:08,588 Just let the music take you. 1198 00:59:08,657 --> 00:59:09,989 All hands stay alert 1199 00:59:10,058 --> 00:59:11,824 and obey my commands to the letter. 1200 00:59:11,893 --> 00:59:13,026 Captain, might I have a word? 1201 00:59:13,095 --> 00:59:14,393 Make it brief. 1202 00:59:14,462 --> 00:59:17,897 There are emotional dangers on this planet we did not foresee. 1203 00:59:17,966 --> 00:59:20,065 We are on the brink of anarchy. 1204 00:59:20,134 --> 00:59:22,167 Not now, I'm trying to let the music take me. 1205 00:59:22,236 --> 00:59:24,304 All right, crew. Everyone, let's get it together now. 1206 00:59:24,373 --> 00:59:26,038 All together... 1207 00:59:26,107 --> 00:59:27,807 Precision. 1208 00:59:27,876 --> 00:59:30,843 Right foot. Left foot. 1209 00:59:30,912 --> 00:59:33,680 ♪ Un, dos, tres 1210 00:59:33,749 --> 00:59:35,081 ♪ Un pasito pa'lante, Maria 1211 00:59:35,150 --> 00:59:38,084 (LAUGHING) Okay. 1212 00:59:38,153 --> 00:59:39,719 Here. Just follow my lead. 1213 00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:42,856 ♪ Un, dos, tres... ♪ 1214 00:59:42,925 --> 00:59:44,256 We should be fulfilling our mission, 1215 00:59:44,325 --> 00:59:45,891 trying to save our planet, 1216 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,627 not beeping around like some sort of idiot, 1217 00:59:48,696 --> 00:59:51,864 attempting to woo a gigantic strumpet. 1218 00:59:51,933 --> 00:59:54,770 This captain has become a joke. 1219 00:59:55,771 --> 00:59:57,669 This is over the line, sir. 1220 00:59:57,738 --> 00:59:59,405 The captain still deserves our respect. 1221 00:59:59,474 --> 01:00:01,073 CAPTAIN: Shake my hips like this! 1222 01:00:01,142 --> 01:00:02,375 More hips! Hips! 1223 01:00:02,444 --> 01:00:04,243 Yes, that's it! More hips. 1224 01:00:04,312 --> 01:00:05,845 Look, I'm dancing! 1225 01:00:05,914 --> 01:00:07,150 All right, I'm in. 1226 01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:09,849 (WEAPON WHIRRING) 1227 01:00:09,918 --> 01:00:11,951 The dancing stops now. 1228 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,353 (LAUGHING) 1229 01:00:13,422 --> 01:00:14,654 Here, here. 1230 01:00:14,723 --> 01:00:16,990 Hand... here. Okay? 1231 01:00:17,059 --> 01:00:18,825 I need more wiggle in the posterior region! 1232 01:00:18,894 --> 01:00:20,125 (CLEARS THROAT) 1233 01:00:20,194 --> 01:00:21,830 Captain, if I may? 1234 01:00:23,131 --> 01:00:24,696 You think you can do better? 1235 01:00:24,765 --> 01:00:27,103 Nothing personal, sir, but that won't be hard. 1236 01:00:27,903 --> 01:00:28,704 Take charge. 1237 01:00:31,272 --> 01:00:33,438 Okay, boys and girls, everybody listen up. 1238 01:00:33,507 --> 01:00:35,008 You're gonna give me a basic, 1239 01:00:35,077 --> 01:00:37,110 stepping forward with the left and back with the right. 1240 01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:38,948 Don't bounce and do not overthink it. 1241 01:00:43,818 --> 01:00:46,085 (TRILLING) 1242 01:00:46,154 --> 01:00:47,356 Whoo! 1243 01:00:49,157 --> 01:00:51,291 Gonna put your accoutrements right up against her. 1244 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,959 Drop down. 1245 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,228 ♪ Un, dos, tres 1246 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,228 (GASPS) 1247 01:00:55,297 --> 01:00:57,897 ♪ Un pasito pa'lante, Maria ♪ 1248 01:00:57,966 --> 01:00:59,832 This is salsa, people, let's make it spicy. 1249 01:00:59,901 --> 01:01:01,100 Whoo! 1250 01:01:01,169 --> 01:01:02,302 (CHEERING) 1251 01:01:02,371 --> 01:01:03,903 Follow me! 1252 01:01:03,972 --> 01:01:05,408 Whoo! 1253 01:01:07,276 --> 01:01:08,244 Oh! 1254 01:01:09,077 --> 01:01:10,076 Whoa! 1255 01:01:10,145 --> 01:01:12,248 (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) 1256 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:18,682 Whoo! 1257 01:01:21,322 --> 01:01:23,757 I knew you were holding out on me. Whoo! 1258 01:01:23,826 --> 01:01:25,158 Come on. 1259 01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:26,225 Come on, girl. 1260 01:01:26,294 --> 01:01:28,327 I'm about to show you how to do the forbidden dance. 1261 01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:30,063 Whoo! 1262 01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:30,063 (SCREAMS) 1263 01:01:30,132 --> 01:01:33,132 It's my birthday. 1264 01:01:33,201 --> 01:01:35,234 And dip her like a cookie in milk. 1265 01:01:35,303 --> 01:01:37,303 NO. 17: I feel good! I feel loose. 1266 01:01:37,372 --> 01:01:38,404 I feel good. 1267 01:01:38,473 --> 01:01:40,340 I feel loose. I feel good. 1268 01:01:40,409 --> 01:01:41,441 (GASPS) 1269 01:01:41,510 --> 01:01:42,509 I feel g... 1270 01:01:42,578 --> 01:01:43,977 My leg! 1271 01:01:44,046 --> 01:01:45,148 (YELPS) 1272 01:01:46,281 --> 01:01:47,747 (GASPS) 1273 01:01:47,816 --> 01:01:50,249 ♪ Asi es Maria 1274 01:01:50,318 --> 01:01:52,451 ♪ Tan caliente y fria 1275 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,355 ♪ Que si te la bebes, de seguro te va a matar ♪ 1276 01:01:56,424 --> 01:01:58,291 DOOLEY: Police! 1277 01:01:56,424 --> 01:01:58,291 (PEOPLE GASPING) 1278 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,526 Everybody stay calm. 1279 01:01:59,595 --> 01:02:00,927 Hands up! Hands up! 1280 01:02:00,996 --> 01:02:02,031 (GASPS) 1281 01:02:02,897 --> 01:02:04,797 Should we power up blasters? 1282 01:02:04,866 --> 01:02:05,834 No. 1283 01:02:07,368 --> 01:02:09,229 Too many innocent civilians. 1284 01:02:09,298 --> 01:02:11,537 MAN: Easy, folks. Easy. 1285 01:02:11,606 --> 01:02:12,839 Step back, please. 1286 01:02:12,908 --> 01:02:13,876 Dave? 1287 01:02:14,377 --> 01:02:16,008 Hey. 1288 01:02:16,077 --> 01:02:18,247 (HANDCUFFS CLICKING) 1289 01:02:16,077 --> 01:02:18,247 Welcome to Earth. 1290 01:02:36,965 --> 01:02:38,201 Greetings. 1291 01:02:43,271 --> 01:02:44,540 We don't want to hurt you. 1292 01:02:47,543 --> 01:02:49,074 We... 1293 01:02:49,143 --> 01:02:51,044 don't want to hurt you. 1294 01:02:51,113 --> 01:02:53,145 We're your friends. 1295 01:02:53,214 --> 01:02:56,082 All we want to know is why you've come down 1296 01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:57,486 to our planet. 1297 01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:57,486 Oh, for God sake. 1298 01:02:59,488 --> 01:03:01,087 Stay calm. 1299 01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,922 They can't prove anything. 1300 01:03:02,991 --> 01:03:04,858 What is your purpose here? 1301 01:03:04,927 --> 01:03:07,053 What is your purpose here? 1302 01:03:07,122 --> 01:03:09,228 The mystery is what your purpose here is. 1303 01:03:07,122 --> 01:03:09,228 Okay, you know what? 1304 01:03:09,297 --> 01:03:10,329 I'm trying to do a thing here. 1305 01:03:10,398 --> 01:03:11,467 You're not helping me out, so please stop. 1306 01:03:10,398 --> 01:03:11,467 I'm not... 1307 01:03:13,902 --> 01:03:15,004 Greetings. 1308 01:03:16,104 --> 01:03:18,103 No. 2, what are you doing? 1309 01:03:18,172 --> 01:03:19,239 You can't do this, Two. 1310 01:03:19,308 --> 01:03:20,840 Excuse me? 1311 01:03:20,909 --> 01:03:23,910 We're playing by my rules now, ex-Captain! 1312 01:03:23,979 --> 01:03:25,214 Seize him! 1313 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:29,415 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1314 01:03:29,484 --> 01:03:31,484 You cannot do this, No. 2! 1315 01:03:31,553 --> 01:03:33,886 Can and will. 1316 01:03:33,955 --> 01:03:35,988 You brought this on yourself. 1317 01:03:36,057 --> 01:03:37,490 What are we supposed to do? 1318 01:03:37,559 --> 01:03:40,327 You do what you took an oath to do and protect me, your Captain, Four. 1319 01:03:40,396 --> 01:03:41,426 Stay back, Four. 1320 01:03:41,495 --> 01:03:43,029 I don't want to see anyone get hurt. 1321 01:03:43,098 --> 01:03:44,597 You'll never get away with this, Two. 1322 01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:46,366 The rest of the crew will not support you! 1323 01:03:46,435 --> 01:03:48,333 Oh, yes, they will. 1324 01:03:48,402 --> 01:03:50,069 Because they have a mission to complete. 1325 01:03:50,138 --> 01:03:52,071 Three? You're supporting this. 1326 01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:53,640 Yes, I see no other way. 1327 01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,976 That's because there is no other way. 1328 01:03:57,045 --> 01:03:58,077 (SPEAKER SQUEAKING) 1329 01:03:57,045 --> 01:03:58,077 Whoa! 1330 01:03:58,146 --> 01:03:59,312 Who left the speaker on? 1331 01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:00,380 Shut that off. 1332 01:04:00,449 --> 01:04:01,417 (SPEAKER TURNS OFF) 1333 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,954 Officer Dooley, can I speak to you outside? 1334 01:04:08,023 --> 01:04:09,158 Just for a moment. 1335 01:04:13,494 --> 01:04:15,227 CAPTAIN: You will regret this. 1336 01:04:15,296 --> 01:04:16,962 Something has been awakened in all of us! 1337 01:04:17,031 --> 01:04:18,898 Something you will never be able to stop. 1338 01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:21,133 Looks like I just did. 1339 01:04:21,202 --> 01:04:23,039 Confine him to his quarters! 1340 01:04:24,739 --> 01:04:26,406 Attention, crew, 1341 01:04:26,475 --> 01:04:28,007 as of this moment, 1342 01:04:28,076 --> 01:04:31,471 un-Nilian behavior will no longer be permitted. 1343 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:33,282 In fact it will be punished. 1344 01:04:33,982 --> 01:04:35,214 Severely. 1345 01:04:35,283 --> 01:04:38,584 A new era has begun with me as your leader. 1346 01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:41,286 You know, we just met him a couple of days ago, 1347 01:04:41,355 --> 01:04:42,922 like I said five times... 1348 01:04:41,355 --> 01:04:42,922 MARK: Hey. 1349 01:04:42,991 --> 01:04:44,257 Hey! 1350 01:04:42,991 --> 01:04:44,257 You guys all right? 1351 01:04:44,326 --> 01:04:45,391 Yes. 1352 01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:47,259 It's been a long night. 1353 01:04:47,328 --> 01:04:48,628 What do they want with him? 1354 01:04:47,328 --> 01:04:48,628 GINA: I don't know. 1355 01:04:48,697 --> 01:04:50,299 He didn't do anything wrong. 1356 01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:55,238 Stand and engage blasters. 1357 01:04:55,704 --> 01:04:56,672 Sir? 1358 01:04:58,173 --> 01:04:59,308 I gave you an order. 1359 01:05:00,443 --> 01:05:01,477 Yes, sir. 1360 01:05:02,710 --> 01:05:04,343 Did you not just hear those voices? 1361 01:05:04,412 --> 01:05:05,310 Yes, I heard the voices. 1362 01:05:05,379 --> 01:05:08,113 What, we got a nut job living in New York City. 1363 01:05:08,182 --> 01:05:09,381 What are the odds? 1364 01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:10,616 So what are you saying, we should just let him go? 1365 01:05:10,685 --> 01:05:12,317 Yes, I think we should let him go. 1366 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,686 That's what I'm saying. 1367 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,686 That's the most ridiculous thing 1368 01:05:13,755 --> 01:05:15,421 I've ever heard in my entire life. 1369 01:05:15,490 --> 01:05:17,390 (WHIRRING) 1370 01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:18,427 Hey! 1371 01:05:20,161 --> 01:05:21,195 Oh! Oh! 1372 01:05:21,264 --> 01:05:22,390 (GASPS) 1373 01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:23,666 Activate heat shields. 1374 01:05:27,336 --> 01:05:28,337 Freeze! 1375 01:05:29,438 --> 01:05:30,406 Down! 1376 01:05:31,707 --> 01:05:33,272 NO. 17: This guy is crazy. 1377 01:05:33,341 --> 01:05:34,310 Somebody's about to get killed. 1378 01:05:35,243 --> 01:05:36,279 I'm out! 1379 01:05:36,745 --> 01:05:38,611 Son of a... 1380 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,715 (SCREAMING) 1381 01:05:43,752 --> 01:05:45,421 OFFICER: Take cover! 1382 01:05:46,255 --> 01:05:47,256 (GROANS) 1383 01:05:49,486 --> 01:05:50,994 Get him! Come on! 1384 01:05:53,362 --> 01:05:54,530 (GASPS) 1385 01:05:55,231 --> 01:05:56,199 You. 1386 01:05:56,765 --> 01:05:58,096 Woman and child. 1387 01:05:58,165 --> 01:06:01,401 You have wasted enough time with your pathetic emotional distractions. 1388 01:06:01,470 --> 01:06:03,235 Dave? 1389 01:06:03,304 --> 01:06:05,004 NO. 2: Your undisciplined human frailty 1390 01:06:05,073 --> 01:06:07,341 causes nothing but chaos. 1391 01:06:07,410 --> 01:06:09,041 And one other thing. 1392 01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:11,647 Your so-called artwork is both pretentious and sophomoric. 1393 01:06:16,652 --> 01:06:18,283 (GIGGLES) 1394 01:06:18,352 --> 01:06:19,422 I could do this all day. 1395 01:06:26,528 --> 01:06:27,730 (SIREN WAILING) 1396 01:06:30,332 --> 01:06:31,434 Freeze! 1397 01:06:39,575 --> 01:06:41,410 Whoa! 1398 01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:45,581 Three, find me the fastest route to the landing site. 1399 01:06:46,549 --> 01:06:47,650 Three, I... 1400 01:06:50,319 --> 01:06:51,487 Guards! 1401 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:55,722 No. 12, 1402 01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:57,652 have you been working out? 1403 01:06:57,721 --> 01:06:59,792 Ah, you can tell? 1404 01:06:57,721 --> 01:06:59,792 (CLANKS) 1405 01:06:59,861 --> 01:07:01,464 No. 1406 01:07:02,598 --> 01:07:04,397 (CAPTAIN GASPS) 1407 01:07:04,466 --> 01:07:05,698 Yes. 1408 01:07:05,767 --> 01:07:07,099 Thank you, Three. 1409 01:07:07,168 --> 01:07:08,601 I didn't do this to help you. 1410 01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:10,369 I did this to stop that lunatic! 1411 01:07:10,438 --> 01:07:12,171 What have I done to hurt you so? 1412 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,574 (GASPS) You really can't be that oblivious. 1413 01:07:15,643 --> 01:07:18,311 Listen to me, whatever I have done to hurt you, I apologize. 1414 01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:20,079 But right now, we have to get to the engine room, 1415 01:07:20,148 --> 01:07:21,815 and shut down the ship. 1416 01:07:20,148 --> 01:07:21,815 Fine. 1417 01:07:21,884 --> 01:07:23,683 Let's just go. 1418 01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:25,485 What in Nil is your problem? 1419 01:07:25,554 --> 01:07:27,120 Are you all right, Josh? 1420 01:07:27,189 --> 01:07:28,455 Mom, I'm fine, but something's wrong. 1421 01:07:28,524 --> 01:07:30,590 That can't be Dave. 1422 01:07:30,659 --> 01:07:32,191 You have to trust me. 1423 01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:34,493 We need to go after him. 1424 01:07:34,562 --> 01:07:36,295 No, Josh, we're not doing that. 1425 01:07:36,364 --> 01:07:37,662 I know you want to protect me... 1426 01:07:37,731 --> 01:07:39,498 Of course. 1427 01:07:37,731 --> 01:07:39,498 ...but Dave is my friend, 1428 01:07:39,567 --> 01:07:42,234 and I need to protect him right now. 1429 01:07:42,303 --> 01:07:44,269 Josh... 1430 01:07:42,303 --> 01:07:44,269 If we don't help him, 1431 01:07:44,338 --> 01:07:46,306 something terrible's gonna happen. 1432 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:48,173 I know it. 1433 01:07:48,242 --> 01:07:49,870 I was just making conversation 1434 01:07:49,939 --> 01:07:51,343 to ease the apparent tension between us. 1435 01:07:51,412 --> 01:07:52,545 Don't, you're making it worse. 1436 01:07:52,614 --> 01:07:54,283 You know what... 1437 01:08:03,225 --> 01:08:06,491 No. 3, didn't take you long to betray me. 1438 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,461 This is not the answer, Two. 1439 01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:11,665 You weren't Nilian enough to do your duty, 1440 01:08:11,734 --> 01:08:13,567 so you left me no choice. 1441 01:08:13,636 --> 01:08:14,933 CAPTAIN: Listen to reason. 1442 01:08:15,002 --> 01:08:17,669 We thought that Earth was not worth preserving, we were wrong. 1443 01:08:17,738 --> 01:08:19,673 There's much we've learned from this place. 1444 01:08:19,742 --> 01:08:21,641 You must not hurt these people. 1445 01:08:21,710 --> 01:08:23,512 Yes, we must! 1446 01:08:24,746 --> 01:08:26,712 And since you two seem 1447 01:08:26,781 --> 01:08:30,783 to love these gargantuan beasts so much, 1448 01:08:30,852 --> 01:08:32,521 have fun living among them. 1449 01:08:34,457 --> 01:08:36,421 (SNIFFING) 1450 01:08:36,490 --> 01:08:38,594 I have a little tickle in my nose. 1451 01:08:42,365 --> 01:08:43,396 (SNEEZES) 1452 01:08:43,465 --> 01:08:44,859 (SCREAMING) 1453 01:08:44,928 --> 01:08:45,932 (THUD) 1454 01:08:44,928 --> 01:08:45,932 (NO. 2 AND CAPTAIN GRUNTING) 1455 01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:47,603 (LAUGHING) 1456 01:08:58,981 --> 01:09:00,647 CAPTAIN: Whoa, whoa, follow me! 1457 01:09:00,716 --> 01:09:02,351 No, follow me! 1458 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,747 Three, I'm so sorry 1459 01:09:06,816 --> 01:09:07,954 that you're out here with me. 1460 01:09:08,023 --> 01:09:09,621 Not half as sorry as I am. 1461 01:09:09,690 --> 01:09:12,525 Please, we'll have the entire journey back home to argue. 1462 01:09:12,594 --> 01:09:13,726 (GASPS) 1463 01:09:13,795 --> 01:09:16,262 This may not be the best spot, sir. 1464 01:09:16,331 --> 01:09:17,531 And why not? 1465 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,232 (DOG PANTING) 1466 01:09:19,301 --> 01:09:20,700 (SNIFFING) 1467 01:09:20,769 --> 01:09:21,767 Mother of Nil! 1468 01:09:21,836 --> 01:09:25,208 (SCREAMING) 1469 01:09:26,942 --> 01:09:29,543 (SCREAMING) 1470 01:09:29,612 --> 01:09:30,910 (GRUNTS) 1471 01:09:30,979 --> 01:09:34,614 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 1472 01:09:34,683 --> 01:09:35,651 Three! 1473 01:09:40,655 --> 01:09:42,488 I'm coming, Three. Don't move. 1474 01:09:42,557 --> 01:09:43,590 Great advice, Captain, 1475 01:09:43,659 --> 01:09:45,929 because I can't! 1476 01:09:48,464 --> 01:09:50,397 Whoa! 1477 01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:51,797 (GRUNTS) 1478 01:09:51,866 --> 01:09:52,999 (PANTING) 1479 01:09:53,068 --> 01:09:54,400 Are you all right, Three? 1480 01:09:54,469 --> 01:09:55,501 Please, you have no concern for me. 1481 01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:57,737 All you care about is Gina, your big, fat girlfriend. 1482 01:09:57,806 --> 01:09:58,938 You think that she's fat? 1483 01:09:59,007 --> 01:10:00,743 If she wears a size infinity... 1484 01:10:02,511 --> 01:10:03,913 ...then she's fat! 1485 01:10:07,015 --> 01:10:09,716 Oh, it takes me almost getting run over 1486 01:10:09,785 --> 01:10:11,350 for you to even notice me. 1487 01:10:11,419 --> 01:10:13,353 I'm practically invisible to you. 1488 01:10:11,419 --> 01:10:13,353 (GRUNTING) 1489 01:10:13,422 --> 01:10:14,754 Whew. Come on. 1490 01:10:14,823 --> 01:10:16,488 Invisible? Quite the opposite. 1491 01:10:16,557 --> 01:10:18,527 When I look at you, what is see is... The ship! 1492 01:10:24,098 --> 01:10:26,402 I love New York. Let's go. 1493 01:10:32,575 --> 01:10:33,840 Help me, Three. Jump. 1494 01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:34,944 Ah! 1495 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,883 (GRUNTS) 1496 01:10:41,817 --> 01:10:43,319 It's working. 1497 01:10:50,826 --> 01:10:52,057 Ah, you see? 1498 01:10:52,126 --> 01:10:53,693 Just as I planned. 1499 01:10:53,762 --> 01:10:54,994 (BOTH SCREAM) 1500 01:10:55,063 --> 01:10:56,432 (SCREAMING) 1501 01:11:00,503 --> 01:11:01,938 (SCREAMING) 1502 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,004 (GRUNTS) 1503 01:11:06,073 --> 01:11:08,374 CAPTAIN: Look, if we let go at precisely the right moment, 1504 01:11:08,443 --> 01:11:09,878 we'll be propelled to the ship. 1505 01:11:10,779 --> 01:11:11,948 On three. 1506 01:11:12,615 --> 01:11:13,716 One. 1507 01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:15,418 Two. 1508 01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:17,817 Three! 1509 01:11:17,886 --> 01:11:20,487 (SCREAMING) 1510 01:11:20,556 --> 01:11:21,857 (BOTH GRUNT) 1511 01:11:24,759 --> 01:11:27,360 Three... 1512 01:11:27,429 --> 01:11:29,565 I asked for you to be assigned to this mission 1513 01:11:30,799 --> 01:11:32,866 because you are kind, 1514 01:11:32,935 --> 01:11:35,867 intelligent and beautiful. 1515 01:11:35,936 --> 01:11:38,341 More so than anyone I've ever known in my life. 1516 01:11:39,641 --> 01:11:40,843 And without you, 1517 01:11:42,978 --> 01:11:44,347 I would be nothing. 1518 01:11:46,847 --> 01:11:48,884 Why have you never spoken to me of this before? 1519 01:11:50,651 --> 01:11:52,888 Because I was too Nilian to express it. 1520 01:11:54,456 --> 01:11:58,322 I should have lassoed the moon for you long ago. 1521 01:12:10,505 --> 01:12:12,906 (THUDDING) 1522 01:12:12,975 --> 01:12:14,510 But now, let's turn the ship around. 1523 01:12:24,019 --> 01:12:25,785 We'll never get there at this rate. 1524 01:12:25,854 --> 01:12:27,586 Give me full power to the legs. 1525 01:12:27,655 --> 01:12:31,560 I told you, our power is nearly depleted. 1526 01:12:35,697 --> 01:12:38,534 Crew, prepare to hail a cab. 1527 01:12:40,736 --> 01:12:41,971 Taxi! (WHISTLES) 1528 01:12:45,974 --> 01:12:48,007 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 1529 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:50,879 What, an alien cannot get a cab in this town? 1530 01:12:56,217 --> 01:12:58,952 Hey, buddy, this is my cab! 1531 01:12:59,021 --> 01:13:00,456 What are you doing? 1532 01:13:01,055 --> 01:13:02,555 Liberty Island Ferry. 1533 01:13:02,624 --> 01:13:04,924 Make haste... or die. 1534 01:13:04,993 --> 01:13:06,859 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1535 01:13:06,928 --> 01:13:10,730 Yes, every available cop in the city and the feds. 1536 01:13:10,799 --> 01:13:13,498 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. 1537 01:13:13,567 --> 01:13:15,168 I knew we were not alone in this universe. 1538 01:13:15,237 --> 01:13:17,036 Look, I'm not convinced he's an alien. 1539 01:13:17,105 --> 01:13:18,671 Oh, you're not? 1540 01:13:18,740 --> 01:13:20,072 (IMITATING SHOOTING NOISES) 1541 01:13:20,141 --> 01:13:21,473 Ah, so what? 1542 01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:23,643 So what? So, who you calling? 1543 01:13:23,712 --> 01:13:24,711 Homeland Security. 1544 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,212 Don't do that, they're gonna overreact. 1545 01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:27,980 We don't even know why he's visiting yet. 1546 01:13:28,049 --> 01:13:30,182 Well, it's obviously not a peace mission! 1547 01:13:30,251 --> 01:13:32,884 NO. 17: Get those big slobbery lips away from me! 1548 01:13:32,953 --> 01:13:35,221 Now, while you suckers are sitting here talking, 1549 01:13:35,290 --> 01:13:37,189 he about to go suck your planet dry. 1550 01:13:37,258 --> 01:13:39,225 KNOX: I need somebody from Homeland Security, please. 1551 01:13:39,294 --> 01:13:41,027 I don't have the extension. 1552 01:13:41,096 --> 01:13:43,029 Are you with Dave? 1553 01:13:41,096 --> 01:13:43,029 NO. 17: No. 1554 01:13:43,098 --> 01:13:45,832 Ah, no, no, I... I come free with a venti latte. 1555 01:13:45,901 --> 01:13:47,499 Of course, I'm with Dave, stupid! 1556 01:13:47,568 --> 01:13:48,935 I need... Hey, you got a comment? 1557 01:13:49,004 --> 01:13:50,006 Huh? No. 1558 01:13:52,006 --> 01:13:55,541 I need the extension from you guys, 'cause I don't have it. 1559 01:13:55,610 --> 01:13:57,210 (WHISPERING) Do you know where he went? 1560 01:13:57,279 --> 01:13:59,782 Yes, I do. I need a ride, though. 1561 01:14:00,949 --> 01:14:02,114 Okay. 1562 01:14:02,183 --> 01:14:03,683 Well, what you waiting for? 1563 01:14:03,752 --> 01:14:05,952 Uh, okay. 1564 01:14:06,021 --> 01:14:08,054 NO. 17: Whoo! Wait, wait, wait. 1565 01:14:08,123 --> 01:14:09,989 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 1566 01:14:10,058 --> 01:14:11,223 Don't shake me! 1567 01:14:10,058 --> 01:14:11,223 (BLOWS) 1568 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:12,491 (SCREAMS) 1569 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:12,491 Ooh, sorry. 1570 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,494 I apologize. 1571 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,494 Don't be blowing on me. 1572 01:14:14,563 --> 01:14:16,095 I don't know you that well. 1573 01:14:16,164 --> 01:14:18,063 Slow down... slow... wait, wait. 1574 01:14:18,132 --> 01:14:19,164 I said slow down now. 1575 01:14:19,233 --> 01:14:20,267 It's dark in here... I'm in. 1576 01:14:20,336 --> 01:14:22,234 Please, hurry! 1577 01:14:22,303 --> 01:14:24,137 Dooley, where you going? 1578 01:14:24,206 --> 01:14:26,105 Hey, Sarge, you got a little schmutz right here. 1579 01:14:26,174 --> 01:14:27,210 Shut up! 1580 01:14:30,111 --> 01:14:31,547 MARK: How many tickets you got? 1581 01:14:32,747 --> 01:14:33,880 I've never been caught speeding. 1582 01:14:33,949 --> 01:14:34,947 (JOSH CLEARS THROAT) 1583 01:14:35,016 --> 01:14:36,249 In New York. 1584 01:14:35,016 --> 01:14:36,249 (CLEARS THROAT) 1585 01:14:36,318 --> 01:14:37,784 This year. 1586 01:14:37,853 --> 01:14:39,122 (ENGINE REVVING) 1587 01:14:43,758 --> 01:14:46,558 Long live Nil. 1588 01:14:46,627 --> 01:14:50,763 Sorry, Earth, sometimes No. 2 happens! 1589 01:14:50,832 --> 01:14:51,997 (HATCH OPENING) 1590 01:14:52,066 --> 01:14:54,567 Captain! Thank goodness you're back. 1591 01:14:54,636 --> 01:14:56,035 No. 2's become a raging lunatic. 1592 01:14:56,104 --> 01:14:57,269 Not to worry, kind friend. 1593 01:14:57,338 --> 01:14:58,872 I'm back and I'm taking over. 1594 01:14:58,941 --> 01:15:00,977 (TYPING) 1595 01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:03,746 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome, Captain. 1596 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,058 Whoa! 1597 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,058 NO. 2: Right Arm! 1598 01:15:19,127 --> 01:15:20,693 What the devil is this? 1599 01:15:20,762 --> 01:15:22,761 RIGHT ARM: Someone's overriding the system! 1600 01:15:22,830 --> 01:15:26,002 Only the captain has the code to over... 1601 01:15:27,168 --> 01:15:28,271 The captain! 1602 01:15:35,210 --> 01:15:36,579 (MURMURING) 1603 01:15:53,929 --> 01:15:55,698 You are in my chair. 1604 01:15:58,334 --> 01:15:59,732 Guards! 1605 01:15:59,801 --> 01:16:01,301 Put down your weapons. 1606 01:16:01,370 --> 01:16:02,835 Seize him! 1607 01:16:02,904 --> 01:16:05,271 Guards, I said seize him. 1608 01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:07,874 You've seen what a fool he's been. 1609 01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:09,308 CAPTAIN: We all know 1610 01:16:09,377 --> 01:16:14,050 I am the only one qualified to get us home. 1611 01:16:15,851 --> 01:16:17,317 NO. 2: Is this what you want? 1612 01:16:17,386 --> 01:16:19,055 This chaos? 1613 01:16:22,691 --> 01:16:24,027 We choose our captain. 1614 01:16:24,921 --> 01:16:26,259 (GRUNTS) 1615 01:16:26,328 --> 01:16:28,831 This planet rocks. Deal with it. 1616 01:16:33,935 --> 01:16:35,038 Get out of my chair. 1617 01:16:41,242 --> 01:16:43,007 Captain, the orb is in the water. 1618 01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:45,214 The siphoning process is getting stronger by the minute. 1619 01:16:51,853 --> 01:16:53,318 Right on. Summon the orb. 1620 01:16:53,387 --> 01:16:54,286 ENGINEER: (OVER SPEAKER) Captain. 1621 01:16:54,355 --> 01:16:57,723 The fight drained our power below one percent. 1622 01:16:57,792 --> 01:16:59,993 I... I can reroute booster energy, 1623 01:17:00,062 --> 01:17:02,729 but there won't be enough for takeoff. 1624 01:17:02,798 --> 01:17:05,298 (NO. 2 LAUGHS) 1625 01:17:05,367 --> 01:17:09,134 Well, Captain, it seems you have a choice: 1626 01:17:09,203 --> 01:17:12,375 save this planet or save yourself. 1627 01:17:14,142 --> 01:17:15,344 I choose this planet. 1628 01:17:17,412 --> 01:17:19,311 And what of your beloved crew? 1629 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:20,947 You willing to condemn them 1630 01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:24,349 to the same fate, stranded 1631 01:17:24,418 --> 01:17:27,821 here in a world of behemoths? 1632 01:17:27,890 --> 01:17:30,456 I believe it is the right thing to do, 1633 01:17:30,525 --> 01:17:33,896 but I cannot make this decision for all of you. 1634 01:17:36,031 --> 01:17:38,064 I say we save Earth... 1635 01:17:38,133 --> 01:17:39,402 and its moon. 1636 01:17:41,870 --> 01:17:43,339 My life began on this planet. 1637 01:17:44,472 --> 01:17:46,342 I no longer feel like No. 3. 1638 01:17:49,272 --> 01:17:53,079 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1639 01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:56,910 I have 443 new friends on MySpace 1640 01:17:56,979 --> 01:18:00,856 and a Jdate next week with a woman named Sheila Moskowitz. 1641 01:18:01,422 --> 01:18:06,091 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1642 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,360 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1643 01:18:08,429 --> 01:18:10,497 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1644 01:18:10,566 --> 01:18:12,865 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1645 01:18:12,934 --> 01:18:14,734 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1646 01:18:14,803 --> 01:18:16,135 I am Dave Ming Chang. 1647 01:18:16,204 --> 01:18:20,340 I am Johnny Dazzles, and I am fabulous. 1648 01:18:20,409 --> 01:18:22,142 (OTHERS MURMURING) 1649 01:18:22,211 --> 01:18:23,408 What? 1650 01:18:23,477 --> 01:18:25,314 Not everybody has to be Dave Ming Chang. 1651 01:18:26,014 --> 01:18:27,013 NO. 2: Ah! 1652 01:18:27,082 --> 01:18:29,882 You've all gone completely mad. 1653 01:18:29,951 --> 01:18:32,386 Take him, and put him... 1654 01:18:32,455 --> 01:18:33,923 in my butt. 1655 01:18:40,995 --> 01:18:44,263 Engineer, divert all remaining power to Right Arm. 1656 01:18:44,332 --> 01:18:47,236 (DEEP WHIRRING) 1657 01:18:56,411 --> 01:18:57,914 (RUMBLING) 1658 01:18:59,848 --> 01:19:01,884 (WHIRRING, CRACKLING) 1659 01:19:06,555 --> 01:19:08,457 (WIND WHISTLING) 1660 01:19:18,967 --> 01:19:21,104 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1661 01:19:25,073 --> 01:19:26,209 (WHOOSHING) 1662 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:29,212 (ZAPPING, RUMBLING) 1663 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,046 (GRUNTS) 1664 01:19:33,115 --> 01:19:34,414 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 1665 01:19:34,483 --> 01:19:35,881 Way to go, Right Arm! 1666 01:19:35,950 --> 01:19:37,149 Yes! 1667 01:19:37,218 --> 01:19:40,856 (WHIRRING WINDING DOWN) 1668 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:45,119 (WHIRRING STOPS) 1669 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:45,119 JOSH: Dave! 1670 01:19:45,188 --> 01:19:46,386 Are you okay? 1671 01:19:46,455 --> 01:19:48,495 Dave! What is happening? 1672 01:19:48,564 --> 01:19:50,262 How can we help you? 1673 01:19:50,331 --> 01:19:53,400 Thank you, but it is too late. 1674 01:19:53,469 --> 01:19:54,470 We are out of power. 1675 01:19:55,303 --> 01:19:57,303 We'll never get back now. 1676 01:19:57,372 --> 01:19:58,605 It is over. 1677 01:19:58,674 --> 01:20:00,240 KNOX: Hands behind your head! 1678 01:20:00,309 --> 01:20:01,441 Understand? 1679 01:20:01,510 --> 01:20:02,976 Step away from that thing! 1680 01:20:03,045 --> 01:20:04,143 No! 1681 01:20:03,045 --> 01:20:04,143 DOOLEY: Hey, let us 1682 01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:06,479 handle this, folks, okay? 1683 01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:06,479 GINA: You don't need your guns! 1684 01:20:06,548 --> 01:20:07,546 All right? Don't hurt him. 1685 01:20:07,615 --> 01:20:09,616 We're not gonna hurt anybody, we're just gonna talk. 1686 01:20:09,685 --> 01:20:11,183 Dooley, enough! 1687 01:20:11,252 --> 01:20:12,285 You've seen what that thing can do. 1688 01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:13,920 Hands behind your head! 1689 01:20:13,989 --> 01:20:16,622 Captain, with no shield and no power, 1690 01:20:16,691 --> 01:20:20,092 the projectile from his weapon will breach the hull. 1691 01:20:20,161 --> 01:20:21,628 We'll take casualties. 1692 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:22,994 JOSH: He can't move! 1693 01:20:23,063 --> 01:20:25,231 He doesn't have any power left! 1694 01:20:23,063 --> 01:20:25,231 KNOX: Hands behind your head! 1695 01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:27,934 He can't move! 1696 01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:27,934 MARK: Josh! 1697 01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:29,572 (ZAPPING) 1698 01:20:30,306 --> 01:20:32,175 (RUMBLING) 1699 01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:34,010 Josh! 1700 01:20:35,176 --> 01:20:37,910 (ENGINE POWERING UP) 1701 01:20:37,979 --> 01:20:40,374 We have power. We have been saved. 1702 01:20:40,443 --> 01:20:42,315 All hail Josh the hero! 1703 01:20:42,384 --> 01:20:44,083 (CHEERING) 1704 01:20:44,152 --> 01:20:45,922 (LAUGHING) 1705 01:20:47,956 --> 01:20:49,889 KNOX: Stay right where you are! 1706 01:20:49,958 --> 01:20:52,195 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1707 01:20:53,694 --> 01:20:56,065 Yeah, if you're trying to freak me out, it's not gonna work. 1708 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,166 (GASPS) 1709 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,166 BOTH: Oh! 1710 01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:01,634 All right, that's going to freak me out a little. 1711 01:21:01,703 --> 01:21:02,866 Do you see that? 1712 01:21:03,339 --> 01:21:04,537 I do. 1713 01:21:04,606 --> 01:21:06,405 KNOX: Is that a guy? 1714 01:21:04,606 --> 01:21:06,405 DOOLEY: Looks like it. 1715 01:21:06,474 --> 01:21:07,506 KNOX: Like a really little guy? 1716 01:21:07,575 --> 01:21:09,436 DOOLEY: Like a really little guy. On his tongue? 1717 01:21:09,505 --> 01:21:10,646 DOOLEY: What'd I just say? 1718 01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:12,344 Hello. 1719 01:21:12,413 --> 01:21:14,080 You hear... You see that, right? 1720 01:21:14,149 --> 01:21:15,147 There's a little guy in there? 1721 01:21:15,216 --> 01:21:16,449 He's talking. 1722 01:21:16,518 --> 01:21:17,486 Yeah. 1723 01:21:18,354 --> 01:21:19,422 Dave. 1724 01:21:20,254 --> 01:21:22,921 I apologize to all of you. 1725 01:21:22,990 --> 01:21:26,125 It was my second in command who took control of my ship by force, 1726 01:21:26,194 --> 01:21:28,060 and it was he, not I, who performed these 1727 01:21:28,129 --> 01:21:29,362 unspeakable acts of cruelty. 1728 01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:31,097 Will you put that thing down, would you please? 1729 01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,331 I mean, the guy's an inch tall. 1730 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,469 You look like a wuss. Huh, right? 1731 01:21:35,471 --> 01:21:36,439 Josh, my friend. 1732 01:21:38,206 --> 01:21:40,172 You helped save two worlds today. 1733 01:21:40,241 --> 01:21:42,041 And you taught me the true meaning 1734 01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:45,210 of friendship and courage. 1735 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:48,047 Your father would have been proud of his young captain. 1736 01:21:48,116 --> 01:21:51,220 Promise me you'll always take pride in being different. 1737 01:21:51,687 --> 01:21:52,956 I promise. 1738 01:21:53,422 --> 01:21:55,421 High five. 1739 01:21:55,490 --> 01:21:57,660 Uh, perhaps that's not such a great idea. 1740 01:22:00,696 --> 01:22:01,926 (EXHALES) 1741 01:22:03,164 --> 01:22:04,196 Gina. 1742 01:22:04,265 --> 01:22:06,499 Yeah. Yeah, hi. 1743 01:22:06,568 --> 01:22:08,501 You're... you're really tiny. 1744 01:22:08,570 --> 01:22:10,536 And I should have known you were an alien, 1745 01:22:10,605 --> 01:22:12,371 because no straight man is that good a dancer. 1746 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,178 I think I'm finally able to understand 1747 01:22:16,144 --> 01:22:17,544 how your painting makes me feel. 1748 01:22:17,613 --> 01:22:19,348 (LAUGHS) 1749 01:22:19,748 --> 01:22:21,384 I feel love. 1750 01:22:26,054 --> 01:22:28,754 Okay, I guess she's not... that fat. 1751 01:22:28,823 --> 01:22:30,393 (SOTTO VOCE) Told you. 1752 01:22:31,827 --> 01:22:33,026 NO. 17: Hey! 1753 01:22:33,095 --> 01:22:35,094 Hey, man. Hey, don't forget about me. 1754 01:22:35,163 --> 01:22:36,996 Ooh. 1755 01:22:35,163 --> 01:22:36,996 No. 17: Yeah. 1756 01:22:37,065 --> 01:22:38,698 I'm not trying to stay in here. 1757 01:22:38,767 --> 01:22:41,433 Ow! You're squeezing my brain! 1758 01:22:41,502 --> 01:22:42,702 You're going to make it pop. Stop! 1759 01:22:42,771 --> 01:22:44,203 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1760 01:22:44,272 --> 01:22:45,637 (LAUGHING) 1761 01:22:44,272 --> 01:22:45,637 NO. 17: Eh, slow down. 1762 01:22:45,706 --> 01:22:47,606 I don't want you messing up my sexy, okay. 1763 01:22:47,675 --> 01:22:50,443 Easy, almost, almost, almost, almost. 1764 01:22:50,512 --> 01:22:51,547 Ooh, okay. 1765 01:22:55,851 --> 01:22:58,652 Hey! (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1766 01:22:58,721 --> 01:23:01,157 Yeah, that... that looks good. 1767 01:23:02,619 --> 01:23:04,460 Time for us to go home. 1768 01:23:06,127 --> 01:23:07,760 I'll miss you, Dave. 1769 01:23:07,829 --> 01:23:09,595 And I you. 1770 01:23:09,664 --> 01:23:13,302 Remember... I'll never be that far away. 1771 01:23:14,870 --> 01:23:16,372 Good friend. 1772 01:23:26,881 --> 01:23:28,351 A little room, please. 1773 01:23:28,817 --> 01:23:30,450 (SPARKING) 1774 01:23:30,519 --> 01:23:32,755 (RUMBLING) 1775 01:23:33,655 --> 01:23:34,654 Whoa! 1776 01:23:34,723 --> 01:23:37,226 (RUMBLING) 1777 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,229 (WHIRRING) 1778 01:23:42,463 --> 01:23:44,067 (PROPELLERS WHIRRING) 1779 01:23:49,305 --> 01:23:51,107 What? No! 1780 01:23:55,509 --> 01:23:57,344 (THUD) 1781 01:23:55,509 --> 01:23:57,344 (CROWD MURMURS) 1782 01:23:57,413 --> 01:23:58,781 Dave! 1783 01:23:57,413 --> 01:23:58,781 Mom! 1784 01:24:02,451 --> 01:24:04,353 (ALARM BLARING) 1785 01:24:06,554 --> 01:24:08,153 MAN 1: FBI! 1786 01:24:06,554 --> 01:24:08,153 MAN 2: Out of the way! NYPD! 1787 01:24:08,222 --> 01:24:09,423 Move! Move! Move! 1788 01:24:09,492 --> 01:24:10,790 No! No! 1789 01:24:10,859 --> 01:24:12,292 What is going on? 1790 01:24:12,361 --> 01:24:15,295 (CLICKING) 1791 01:24:15,364 --> 01:24:17,266 (WHIRRING) 1792 01:24:23,372 --> 01:24:25,241 (CLAMORING) 1793 01:24:27,309 --> 01:24:28,541 Mom, look! 1794 01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:29,578 What? 1795 01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:32,748 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1796 01:24:34,517 --> 01:24:35,751 He's okay. 1797 01:24:45,861 --> 01:24:47,763 (WHOOSHING) 1798 01:24:48,897 --> 01:24:50,799 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1799 01:24:53,201 --> 01:24:54,834 I didn't think we'd make it out of there. 1800 01:24:54,903 --> 01:24:56,672 Good thing you have such big feet, Captain. 1801 01:24:58,673 --> 01:25:00,906 We'll have much to explain when we return home. 1802 01:25:00,975 --> 01:25:03,742 We'll find another way to save Nil. 1803 01:25:03,811 --> 01:25:05,745 There are plenty worlds out there for us to explore. 1804 01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:07,580 Yes, No. 3. 1805 01:25:07,649 --> 01:25:08,881 But what we learned on Earth 1806 01:25:08,950 --> 01:25:11,115 is more valuable than all the salt in the galaxy. 1807 01:25:11,886 --> 01:25:13,819 And when we do return, 1808 01:25:13,888 --> 01:25:16,689 it looks like I'll be needing a new No. 2. 1809 01:25:16,758 --> 01:25:18,627 I think you'll be needing more than that. 1810 01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:23,228 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1811 01:25:23,297 --> 01:25:24,525 Get it, Captain! 1812 01:25:24,594 --> 01:25:25,834 Get in there, Cap! 1813 01:25:31,539 --> 01:25:33,342 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 1814 01:25:35,711 --> 01:25:37,446 (WHOOSHING) 1815 01:25:47,556 --> 01:25:49,153 Cue the new anthem. 1816 01:25:50,859 --> 01:25:52,728 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) 114664

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