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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,614 ♪ FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'M THE REALEST ♪ 2 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,283 ♪ DROP THIS AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD FEEL IT ♪ 3 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,826 ♪ LET 'EM FEEL IT ♪ 4 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,786 ♪ AND I'M STILL IN THE MURDA BIZNESS ♪ 5 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,788 ♪ I COULD HOLD YOU DOWN LIKE I'M GIVIN' LESSONS IN PHYSICS ♪ 6 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,833 ♪ I'M SO FANCY ♪ 7 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,876 ♪ YOU ALREADY KNOW ♪ 8 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,754 ♪ I'M IN THE FAST LANE ♪ 9 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,007 ♪ FROM L.A. TO TOKYO ♪ 10 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,718 ♪ I'M SO FANCY ♪ 11 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,012 ♪ CAN'T YOU TASTE THIS GOLD? ♪ 12 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,972 ♪ REMEMBER MY NAME ♪ 13 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,975 ♪ 'BOUT TO BLOW ♪ 14 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,811 ♪ I SAID, "BABY, I DO THIS, I THOUGHT THAT YOU KNEW THIS" ♪ 15 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,355 ♪ CAN'T STAND NO HATERS AND HONEST, THE TRUTH IS ♪ 16 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:28,982 BUENOS DIAS, CECELIO! 17 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:37,199 SIR, I'M JUST SAYIN', YOUR AD SAYS, "BAD CREDIT, NO PROBLEM." 18 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,909 SO CAN YOU DEFINE "NO PROBLEM?" 19 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,286 BECAUSE ME NOT GETTIN' THIS LOAN IS A PROBLEM. 20 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,414 I'M SORRY. THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU TO... 21 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,999 SORRY, DADDY. 22 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,542 THAT'S OKAY, BUT THAT'S JUST NASTY. 23 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,003 NO, NO, NO. NOT YOU, SIR. 24 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,671 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN TO THIS: 25 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,632 WHAT IF I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED EXCEPT THE $30,000? 26 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,092 KEEP CALM? 27 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,802 SIR. SIR. CAN YOU...? 28 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:59,137 MA'AM. OKAY. I-I COULDN'T TELL. 29 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,348 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A PREDATORY LENDER? 30 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,599 THEN PREY ON ME! 31 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,017 OKAY? YOU'RE A LION, I'M A GAZELLE. 32 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,395 OKAY, FINE. FINE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 33 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,105 I'M PUTTIN' MY DAUGHTER ON THE PHONE 34 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,606 SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO HER WHY SHE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL 35 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,732 IN A GANGBANGER SCHOOL DISTRICT 36 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,775 WHERE THEY'RE MURDERING KIDS. 37 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,151 MURDERING! 38 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,611 HERE, YOU TELL HER. 39 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,154 HEY, BABY, DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU. 40 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:20,033 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MURDERED? 41 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,660 NO. "MURDERED. 42 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,453 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MURDERED?" 43 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,497 THEY HUNG UP. 44 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,041 BABY, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. 45 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,668 YOU ARE SICK. 46 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,711 I'M NOT SICK. IT'S CALLED DESPERATE. 47 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:36,425 BABY, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS KEEP SAVING. 48 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,135 I JUST NEED-- I JUST NEED SOME LOVE. 49 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,761 CAN YOU JUST HUG ME? JUST KISS ME? 50 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,347 MM. ANY BETTER? AWKWARD. 51 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,766 COME ON. GET YOUR JUICE, AND YOUR BOOK BAG. 52 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,726 I TOLD YOU TO HIT THE BULL'S EYE. 53 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,145 HOW HARD IS IT TO CRY, MAKAYLA? 54 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,106 "MURDER. MURDER." 55 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:54,651 ALL RIGHT. WATCH OUT. 56 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,819 MOVE, OLD MAN. 57 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,487 IS THAT WEED? 58 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,282 HEY, I WANT YOU TO BE SAFE, OKAY? 59 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,868 LISTEN TO ME. 60 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:03,785 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AT THIS SCHOOL FOREVER. 61 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:04,661 DADDY'S WORKIN' ON IT. 62 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,037 I LOVE YOU. 63 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,165 I LOVE YOU, TOO. ALL RIGHT. 64 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,791 DON'T WORRY. KINDA HARD NOT TO WORRY. 65 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,667 YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER. 66 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,047 COME ON, DEAR. 67 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,215 HEY, WATCH IT! 68 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,718 MATTER A TIME. 69 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,887 MATTER A TIME. 70 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,054 I KICK, JAMES! YEAH. 71 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,682 MOVE! HA! 72 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,975 GINGA! 73 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,020 HEY, BABE! 74 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,647 WATCH THIS, HONEY. WATCH THIS. 75 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,109 WHOO! LOOK AT THAT KICK! 76 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,403 AXé. 77 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,530 GOOD JOB, JAMES! 78 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:49,080 YOU LOOKED GOOD OUT THERE, MY BIG STRONG FIANCé. 79 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,957 JAOA SAYS I NEED TO FOCUS 80 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,835 ON BRINGING MY POWER INTO THE WORLD. 81 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,339 FUCK! 82 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:00,634 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 83 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,385 YOU... 84 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:06,932 ARE A GREAT MAN, JAMES KING. 85 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,559 DO ME ON THE NEW HOUSE. 86 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,693 DID IT GET BIGGER? 87 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:23,114 THE KING NEEDS HIS CASTLE, JAMES. 88 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,574 SO POWERFUL. 89 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,619 SO YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH HOUSE, DO YOU? 90 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,375 JAMES, SERIOUSLY? 91 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,877 I MEAN, YOU WANNA RAISE A FAMILY IN THIS HOUSE? 92 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,504 WELL, YES. 93 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,174 IN THIS HOUSE? 94 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,470 NO! NO, THIS-- THIS HOUSE IS A SHITHOLE! 95 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,264 LOOK... 96 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:51,726 THERE'S WINNERS AND THERE'S LOSERS, JAMES. 97 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,980 IT'S WHAT DRIVES THIS COUNTRY. 98 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,816 ALL RIGHT? PEOPLE LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE... 99 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,568 AND THEY WANT IT. 100 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:03,738 THEY WANT YOUR HUGE HOUSE. 101 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,574 AND THEY WANT... 102 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,994 YOUR HOT, HOT... 103 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,287 WIFE. 104 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,496 SO HOT. 105 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,748 WHO'S THE KING? I AM. 106 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,375 ARE YOU THE KING? HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GONNA MAKE TODAY? 107 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,085 ENOUGH TO CHOKE A BABY. 108 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,211 THAT'S RIGHT. 109 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,299 YEAH, ARE YOU A WINNER? 110 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,175 YES, I'M A WINNER. YEAH? WHOSE TITS ARE THESE? 111 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,344 THEY'RE MY TITS. 112 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,637 THESE ARE THE KING'S TITS! 113 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,347 THE KING'S TITTIES. THAT'S RIGHT. 114 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,890 IS IT A KING'S DICK? 115 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,852 IT'S-- IT'S SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE. YEAH? 116 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,895 YOU GOTTA STAKE YOUR CLAIM, JAMES. 117 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,189 YES! YOU GOTTA STAKE IT! 118 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,108 STAKE MY-- MY CLAIM! 119 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,860 OH, COME ON, BABY. 120 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,904 DO ME LIKE A BILLIONAIRE! OH! 121 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,623 YOU. YOU, RIGHT THERE, WITH THE HAT. 122 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:58,793 ♪ I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE ♪ 123 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,421 ♪ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE ♪ 124 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,631 ♪ I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN ♪ 125 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,466 ♪ I THREW YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG ♪ 126 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,301 ♪ AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS ♪ 127 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,928 ♪ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE ♪ 128 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,431 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 129 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,724 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 130 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,143 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 131 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:21,399 ♪ I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE ♪ 132 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,943 ♪ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE ♪ 133 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,945 ♪ I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN ♪ 134 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,115 ♪ I THREW YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS ♪ 135 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,743 ♪ I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE ♪ 136 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,079 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 137 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,455 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 138 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,165 ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪ 139 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:43,380 ♪ YOU'RE ON A DIFFERENT ROAD, I'M IN THE MILKY WAY ♪ 140 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:47,258 ♪ YOU WANT ME DOWN ON EARTH, BUT I AM UP IN SPACE ♪ 141 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,177 ♪ YOU'RE SO DAMN HARD TO PLEASE ♪ 142 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,096 ♪ WE GOTTA KILL THIS WITCH ♪ 143 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,974 ♪ YOU'RE FROM THE '70s, BUT I'M A '90s BITCH ♪ 144 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,601 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 145 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:05,360 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 146 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,238 HEY, BOSS MAN, DID YA GET THAT TEXT? 147 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,573 I SENT YA A TEXT YESTERDAY. 148 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:14,452 ♪ I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE ♪ 149 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,663 SURPRISE! 150 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,872 THE BOSS IS HERE. 151 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,290 MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT WE ACT 152 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,875 LIKE WE GOT WORK TO DO. 153 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,086 WE GOT 40 CARS AND WE GOT EIGHT HOURS 154 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,046 OF THE AIR DOWN HERE! 155 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,799 JAMES KING, WEALTHROP FUNDS. 156 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,219 TRANSFER 100 MILLION FROM MY CLIENT ACCOUNTS. 157 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,805 I'D LIKE TO PUT A BUY ORDER ON BRADWAY CHEMICAL, 158 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,765 UP TO 7.50. 159 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,978 I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT CLEAN COAL. 160 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,896 CLEAN THE ROOFS, MIKE. 161 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,816 YOU DON'T THINK PEOPLE CAN SEE THOSE? 162 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,943 I HIRED YOU TO DO ONE THING. 163 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,653 THAT'S BE TALL. 164 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,322 ♪ I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT ♪ 165 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,866 ALL RIGHT, GREAT JOB. 166 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,034 HEY THERE, JAMESY, THAT WAS QUITE A RIDE, MAN. 167 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,203 THAT WAS LIKE THIRD QUARTER 2012. 168 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,122 IT'S A REAL PLEASURE TO WATCH YOU WORK, SIR. 169 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,874 THANKS, LEO. YEAH. 170 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,751 HOW 'BOUT THAT, YOU KNEW MY NAME! 171 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,003 I LOVE IT. 172 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,755 ♪ I LOVE IT ♪ 173 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:11,217 SO I SHORTED GAS AND WENT LONG ON COAL. 174 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,928 IT WASN'T QUITE THE RETURN I WAS HOPING FOR, BUT-- 175 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,638 JAMES. 176 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:20,268 YOU MADE MY COMPANY $28 MILLION TODAY. 177 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,770 NOW, TO CELEBRATE, 178 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,314 I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU AN EARLY WEDDING PRESENT... 179 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316 PARTNER. 180 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,234 SIR... 181 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,319 THANK YOU. 182 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,653 GAYLE, A MINUTE. 183 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,745 JAMES, THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN YOU CROSS THAT THRESHOLD 184 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,081 AND JOIN AMERICA'S MOST ELITE. 185 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,126 ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, ANYTHING YOU WANT IS YOURS. 186 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,795 I'M READY FOR IT. 187 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,547 YOU KNOW, I BOUGHT AN ISLAND IN CAPE VERDE? 188 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,883 AN ENTIRE ISLAND. 189 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,593 YOU CAN, TOO. 190 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,429 I WOULD LOVE TO. WE COULD BE ISLAND NEIGHBORS. 191 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,558 YOU COULD SWIM OVER AND BORROW A CUP OF GOLD. 192 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,272 YEAH. 193 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,192 YOU KNOW, AND TO THINK IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS. 194 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,860 I STILL HAVE THAT COMPUTER. 195 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,403 IT REMINDS ME... 196 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,782 OF MY HUMBLE BEGINNINGS. 197 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,202 HOW I BUILT THIS COMPANY WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS. 198 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,829 JUST ME, THAT COMPUTER... 199 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,459 ...AND AN $8 MILLION LOAN FROM MY FATHER. 200 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,380 YOU REALLY DID IT ALL ON YOUR OWN. 201 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,090 VERY INSPIRING, SIR. 202 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:37,262 NOW, LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO DROP THIS "SIR" NONSENSE. 203 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,056 YOU ARE MARRYING MY DAUGHTER, FOR PETE'S SAKE. 204 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,893 I WANT YOU TO CALL ME "DAD." 205 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,855 REALLY? DAD? 206 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,356 MM-HMM. 207 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,442 THAT FEELS VERY GOOD. 208 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,404 MY-- MY REAL FATHER NEVER HAD TIME FOR ME. 209 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,865 HE SHIPPED ME OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL IN LONDON 210 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,034 WITH THE MURDOCHS AND THE BIN LADENS. 211 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,412 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE... 212 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:07,792 I MEAN, WE KNEW THEY CHEATED IN SOCCER, BUT HAD NO IDEA... 213 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,002 YOU KNOW... 214 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,130 BUT IF I COULD CHOOSE A DAD... 215 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:16,593 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU'RE FAMILY NOW, KID. 216 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,556 OKAY, THEN. 217 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,473 OH, BOY. 218 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,604 MOTHERFUCKER. 219 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,708 AH! MR. KING. 220 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,543 TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT! 221 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,794 PLEASE! OH, IT'S THE HOOD. 222 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,379 OH! HEY! IT'S DARNELL. 223 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,756 HELP! 224 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,673 NO. STOP! HELP! 225 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,966 MR. KING! HELP! 226 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,426 NO! OH, DEAR LORD. SOMEONE HELP ME! 227 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,677 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS! 228 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,512 STOP! LOOK AT ME. 229 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,306 IT'S ME! 230 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,350 I GOT YOUR KEYS! 231 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,103 OH! YES! I SEE YOU. 232 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,940 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 233 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,608 HERE YOU GO. 234 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,860 I'M SORRY. THANK YOU. 235 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,153 YEAH. 236 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,696 AND, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 237 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,822 I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE WHITE. 238 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,450 THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 239 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,743 HEY, MR. KING. 240 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,828 UM, WHILE I GOT YOU OUT HERE, 241 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,623 I JUST WANNA-- I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 242 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,376 I'VE-- I'VE BEEN WASHING YOUR CAR FOR TWO YEARS NOW... 243 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,670 AND, I MEAN, I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE THE TYPE OF MAN 244 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,254 WHO LIKES THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. 245 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,008 SO AS OWNER AND CEO OF HOLLYWOOD LUXURY BUBBLES, 246 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,885 I WANTED TO OFFER YOU 247 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,681 AN EXCLUSIVE PLATINUM LIFETIME WASH CARD... 248 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,392 FOR, UM, FOR $30,000. 249 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,435 NOW, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 250 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,896 THINK ABOUT THE TYPE OF MONEY THAT YOU'LL SAVE 251 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,815 WITH THIS-- WITH THIS INVESTMENT. 252 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,901 WELL, ACTUALLY THE TIME VALUE OF MONEY IS SUCH THAT 253 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,862 IF I WERE TO PUT THAT SAME AMOUNT IN MY OWN FUND, 254 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:04,659 IN 23 YEARS TIME, I'D HAVE IN EXCESS OF $3 MILLION. 255 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,868 WOW. YEAH. 256 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328 WITH THAT RATE OF RETURN, 257 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,455 I COULD BUY A NEW CAR EVERY TIME IT GETS DIRTY. 258 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,374 ISN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE? THAT'S AMAZING, MR. KING. 259 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,002 YOU SEE, I DIDN'T GET TO THE PLACE WHERE I AM TODAY 260 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,755 BY ASKING FOR HANDOUTS... BUT BY HARD WORK. 261 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,425 AND TODAY, THAT HARD WORK PAID OFF... 262 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,095 AS I WAS JUST NAMED PARTNER IN MY FIRM. 263 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,056 MR. KING, THAT IS-- HEY. THAT IS AMAZING. 264 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,474 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 265 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,809 THAT IS... 266 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,060 THANK YOU. 267 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,146 THAT-- THAT'S AMAZING. MR. KING, 268 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,647 WE-- 269 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,067 YOU SEE, EVERYONE, WHETHER WE'RE BORN RICH OR POOR... 270 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:42,030 OR WHITE... OR MISCELLANEOUS... 271 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,823 WHO WE BECOME... 272 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,616 IS BASED ON OUR OWN DECISIONS. 273 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,743 IT'S SIMPLE AS THAT. 274 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,953 AND ON THAT NOTE... NO, MR... 275 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,997 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT MUCH, MR. KING. 276 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,623 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 277 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,500 MR. KING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT MUCH. 278 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,252 MR. KING. HOLD ON. THERE WE GO. 279 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,462 YOU REALLY DON'T NEED... 280 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,838 THERE YOU GO. 281 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,131 THERE'S A START. 282 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,133 MR. KING, PLEASE. 283 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,552 I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST HAVEN'T GIVEN ME-- 284 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,683 SUCCESS IS A MIND-SET! 285 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,273 WOW. 286 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,203 HI, EVERYONE! 287 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,370 HI! 288 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,998 THANK YOU SO MUCH 289 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,251 FOR CELEBRATING OUR ENGAGEMENT WITH US. 290 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,253 JAMES, I LOVE YOU... 291 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,798 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU. 292 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:48,805 AND BECAUSE YOU ROCK MY WORLD... 293 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,515 I GOT YOU THIS! 294 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:54,310 OH! HEY! WOW! 295 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,062 COME ON. 296 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,483 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 297 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,777 BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU, ALISSA. 298 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,861 AWW. 299 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,072 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 300 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,075 BEING WITH YOU AND IN FRONT 301 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,202 OF ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HERE... 302 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:15,289 I JUST WANNA SAY, I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! 303 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,624 PLAY SOMETHING! 304 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,417 OH. 305 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,003 OH! WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE'S ONE MORE PART TO YOUR PRESENT! 306 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,339 IT'S MR. JOHN MAYER! 307 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,092 JOHN MAYER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 308 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,510 HEY, EVERYBODY! 309 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,513 WHO'S JOHN MAYER? 310 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,682 I JUST WANNA SAY, THANK YOU, JAMES AND ALISSA, 311 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,850 FOR MAKING ME... 312 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,769 SHUT UP! 313 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,937 ...A PART OF YOUR SPECIAL NIGHT. 314 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,689 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 315 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,441 YOU EVER SEEN A HUNDRED WOMEN GET WET AT THE SAME TIME? 316 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,484 WATCH THIS. 317 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:55,580 ♪ FATHERS BE GOOD TO YOUR DAUGHTERS ♪ 318 00:15:55,580 --> 00:16:02,295 ♪ DAUGHTERS WILL LOVE LIKE YOU DO ♪ 319 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:07,091 ♪ GIRLS BECOME LOVERS WHO TURN INTO MOTHERS ♪ 320 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:13,806 ♪ SO MOTHERS BE GOOD TO YOUR DAUGHTERS TOO ♪ 321 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,975 JOHN, LAY BACK. I'M GONNA TAKE A FEW BARS. 322 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,238 HEY! STEP ASIDE, FBI! BACK UP! 323 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,657 EVERYBODY, STEP ASIDE! 324 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,660 JAMES KING. YEAH? 325 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,662 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR 43 COUNTS OF FRAUD 326 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,206 AND 30 COUNTS OF EMBEZZLEMENT. 327 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,790 WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 328 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,083 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. GET HIM OUTTA HERE! 329 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,210 I KNOW. THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE. 330 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,086 IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? 331 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,422 'CAUSE IF THIS ISN'T, THIS IS THE WORST NIGHTMARE IMAGINABLE. 332 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,341 YEAH! FINALLY. 333 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,425 ARE YOU GETTIN' THIS? SHIT, YEAH! 334 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,260 GET OUTTA THE WAY! 335 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,555 I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT! MM-HMM. 336 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,600 DON'T WORRY, SON! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 337 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,393 LET'S GO. 338 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,564 GAYLE, CALL MY LAWYER. 339 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,191 MY PARTY! 340 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,950 THE CHARGES ARE SECURITIES FRAUD AND EMBEZZLEMENT. 341 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,285 THESE TRANSACTION RECORDS PROVE YOU'RE GUILTY. 342 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,329 I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE. THESE ARE FAKES! 343 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,331 BOY, IF YOU GO TO COURT, THEY'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 344 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,416 TAKE THE PLEA. DAD! 345 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,460 TAKE THE PLEA. YOU'LL BE OUT IN A YEAR 346 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,753 AND IN THE BEST SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE. 347 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,046 NO. 348 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,547 I HAVE FAITH THAT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM 349 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,007 WILL EXONERATE ME. 350 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,176 AND THAT THE JURY WILL PUT ASIDE THEIR BIAS 351 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,222 THAT I DIDN'T STEAL MONEY FROM PEOPLE. 352 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,230 I LOST EVERYTHING! FUCK YOU! 353 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,856 I-I DIDN'T DO IT! 354 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,901 Judge Carlyle: FOR TOO LONG, 355 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,404 WEALTHY WHITE COLLAR OFFENDERS LIKE YOU 356 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,030 HAVE GOTTEN A FREE PASS 357 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,366 WITH LIGHT SENTENCES IN MINIMUM-SECURITY PRISON... 358 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,326 WHILE WORKING AMERICANS HAVE SUFFERED. 359 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,036 WELL, THAT ENDS TODAY, MR. KING. 360 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,081 I SENTENCE YOU TO THE HARSHEST 361 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,667 TEN YEARS IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON. 362 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,546 YOU HAVE 30 DAYS TO GET 363 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,839 YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER. 364 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,175 JUST RUN THEM OVER! 365 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,011 I CAN'T GO TO JAIL. I'LL DIE IN THERE. 366 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,887 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, JAMES, 367 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,849 BECAUSE I'M GONNA PUT MY INVESTIGATORS ON THIS 24/7 368 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,184 UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO REALLY DID THIS. 369 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,228 JUST MAKE SURE YOU STAY WITHIN THE COUNTY LINES WITH THAT THING ON. 370 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,939 OTHERWISE, THE U.S. MARSHALS WILL BE DOWN THERE PRONTO. 371 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,609 SON, I WANT YOU TO STAY STRONG. DO YOU HEAR ME? 372 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,864 I WILL. I'LL BE SO STRONG FOR YOU, DAD. 373 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,331 WHY ME?! 374 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,291 ESQUIVA! 375 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,305 ♪ I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TELL MY BABY... ♪ 376 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,350 I HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY! 377 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:07,396 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 378 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,481 ♪ TAKE HER DOWN ♪ 379 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,781 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 380 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,199 IT TOOK SO LONG TO RING ME UP, 381 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,076 I HAD TO MISS MY WAXING APPOINTMENT. 382 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,160 I FEEL LIKE A GORILLA. 383 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,703 IT'S SUMMER, TOO. 384 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,581 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. 385 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,375 IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU ANYMORE. 386 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,459 THANK YOU. YES. 387 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,921 Alissa! Hey! It's me, James. 388 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,007 I know. What are you doing? 389 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,051 Why do you look like that?! 390 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,178 Just eat your fuckin' salads! 391 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,889 I'll fuckin' kill you if you say anything. 392 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,225 Hi. Hi. 393 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,226 Hi. Hi. 394 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,602 I CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA. 395 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,062 Let's just run away! 396 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,064 SOME PLACE THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER THINK TO FIND US. 397 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,400 Mexico. 398 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,861 LET'S JUST LEAVE THIS MATERIAL WORLD BEHIND. 399 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,655 LIVE IN A ONE-BEDROOM SHACK. 400 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,198 OH, GOD. 401 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,035 YES. YOU COULD SELL CHICLETS ON THE ROAD. WHAT?! 402 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,871 LOOK, WE'LL WORK OUT THE DETAILS LATER. 403 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,373 WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. NO! 404 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,874 I ALREADY CUT OFF MY ANKLE BRACELET. 405 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,501 NO! NO! 406 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,710 NO! LET'S GO. 407 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,045 JAMES, NO. WHAT? 408 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,588 NO! I'M LEAVING YOU! WHY? 409 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,466 BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME FOREVER. 410 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,718 WELL... 411 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,470 NOW YOU KNOW. 412 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,976 ALISSA. 413 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,895 THIS IS THE U.S. MARSHAL SERVICE. 414 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,856 JAMES KING, EXIT THE BUILDING 415 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,942 AND SURRENDER TO CUSTODY IMMEDIATELY. OH, SHIT! 416 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,946 HEY, GUYS. HE'S IN THERE. 417 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,239 OH! 418 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,992 WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME?! 419 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,119 ME LLAMO ES REAGANDO ESTEBAN. 420 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,038 I AM BUT A SIMPLE BARTENDER FROM BELIZE. 421 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,331 WAIT, NO. MEXICO. 422 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,750 CALL MY LAWYER IN TIJUANA. 423 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,764 OH, SHIT! AAH! 424 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,099 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! GET OFF! IT'S ME! 425 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,310 IT'S ME! MR. KING? 426 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,937 YES. YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME, MAN. 427 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,606 WHATCHA DOIN' IN THE TRUNK? 428 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,692 I JUST NEEDED-- I JUST NEEDED A PLACE TO REGROUP. 429 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,527 YOU KNOW, FRESH START. 430 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,530 OKAY. HEY. LEMME HELP YOU OUT, MAN. 431 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,907 UGH. 432 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,911 FUCK YOU, KING! 433 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,787 I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU! 434 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,788 I DIDN'T DO IT! 435 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,290 FUCK! 436 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,375 FUCK SOMEONE! 437 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,377 FUCK A TIT! 438 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,213 FUCK A TIT HARD! 439 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,423 FOR THE LOVE OF ALAN GREENSPAN. 440 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,301 FUCK! MY LIFE IS RUINED. 441 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,057 I VENTURE YOU'VE HEARD THAT I'M GOING TO PRISON. 442 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,684 YEAH. NO, WE-- WE ALL DID. 443 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,645 I JUST DIDN'T WANNA BRING IT UP FIRST, THAT'S ALL. 444 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,314 COME ON. THEY'RE PROBABLY SENDIN' YOU TO SOME CLUB FED PRISON. 445 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,650 YOU'LL BE PLAYIN' TENNIS AND GOLF, YOU KNOW. 446 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,111 I'M GOING TO BE ATTENDING SAN QUENTIN. 447 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,905 THEY'RE SENDIN' YOU TO SAN QUENTIN?! 448 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,490 OH! 449 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,325 WHAT? OH, GOD! 450 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,077 OH, THEY FUCKIN' IN SAN QUENTIN. OH! 451 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,246 EVERYBODY GETS THE DICK. 452 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:14,166 THEY MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT SAN FUCKIN', MAN. 453 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,001 I DON'T WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY. 454 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,461 YOU TALKIN' ABOUT BAD? THAT'S BAD. 455 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:21,715 YOU SHOULD KNOW. I-I'M SORRY TO REMIND YOU. 456 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,843 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 457 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,179 WELL, THE FACT THAT YOU WENT TO PRISON. 458 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,139 THE FACT THAT I WENT TO PRISON? 459 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,474 YES. OKAY. 460 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,101 JUST BEFORE I GET TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF ANGER, 461 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,936 MR. KING, JUST TELL ME FOR GIGGLES, 462 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,146 HOW DO YOU KNOW I WENT TO PRISON? IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. 463 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,815 STATISTICAL ANALYSIS IS WHAT I DO. 464 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,276 ONE OUT OF THREE BLACK MEN 465 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,279 WILL FIND THEMSELVES INCARCERATED DURING THEIR LIFETIME. 466 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,905 IMAGINE A PIZZA, OKAY? OKAY. 467 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:49,910 THERE ARE THREE PIECES. THREE BLACK PIECES. 468 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,831 ONE OF THOSE PIECES OF PIZZA WILL BE THROWN IN JAIL 469 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,125 AT SOME POINT DURING ITS LIFE. 470 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,420 YOU KNOW WHAT? LEMME GIVE YOU MY STATISTICAL ANALYSIS. 471 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,046 YOU GOIN' TO SAN QUENTIN... 472 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,799 THERE'S 100% CHANCE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S BITCH. 473 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,013 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? MNH-MNH. 474 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,931 THAT'S A BIG-ASS BLACK MAN ON YOUR PALE WHITE ASS. 475 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,228 "NO! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE! 476 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,606 STOP! THAT'S ENOUGH." TOO LATE. 477 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,983 HE DONE TAGGED THE NEXT GUY IN. 478 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,109 THAT'S LIKE A RABBIT. 479 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,652 AND YOU DON'T WANT HIM NO MORE, 480 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,987 SO NOW HERE COMES THE GUY THAT WANTS TO RUB YOUR FACE. 481 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,032 "OH, I LIKE HIS HAIR." HE'S BREATHING ON YOU. 482 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,491 THAT'S DISGUSTIN'. BUT GUESS WHAT? 483 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,201 YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO 10 YEARS OF IT! 484 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,370 WHAT IF I SPEAK TO ALL THE BITCHES AND WE ORGANIZE... 485 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,665 FORM A UNION, AND WE PUT OUR FEET DOWN AND SAY, "ENOUGH!" 486 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,543 THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE OF US THAN THEM. WELL, THERE'S NOT. 487 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,837 YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU'RE GETTIN'. 488 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,422 GOOD LUCK ON SURVIVAL, SIR. 489 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,175 BETTER LUCK ON HANDLING YOURSELF! 490 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,344 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE, PLEASE. 491 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,013 I COULD USE YOUR HELP. HELP YOU WITH WHAT? 492 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,600 HELP ME TO NOT BE SOMEONE'S BITCH. 493 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,062 YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU? 494 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,313 I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU WHAT?! 495 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,732 HOW TO PREVENT THIS... 496 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,442 ALL RIGHT, STOP. 497 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,235 YOU COULD TRAIN ME. 498 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:08,280 YOU COULD BE THE ATHENA TO MY ODYSSEUS. 499 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,574 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS, MAN! 500 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,576 I COULD PAY YOU. 501 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,370 WHATEVER IT TAKES. 502 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,413 I NEED $30,000. 503 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,581 DONE. 504 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,875 O-OKAY. 505 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,877 YUP. YEAH. 506 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,545 FANTASTIC. 507 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,255 ALL RIGHT. 508 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,590 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 509 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,301 I-I ONLY KNOW THESE TWO. 510 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,678 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 511 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,971 SHAKE? YOU WANNA SHAKE MY HAND? OH, YES. 512 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,808 OH, REGULAR. IT'S A DEAL. WE GOT A DEAL. 513 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,309 EXCELLENT. THANK YOU, DARNELL. 514 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,103 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNIN', CONVICT. 515 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,688 WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'? WHAT IS THAT? 516 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,147 TRYIN' TO DO THIS THING. NO. 517 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,024 SHAKE. IT'S FINE. OKAY. 518 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,193 MR. KING, NO. I GOT THAT. 519 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,861 ALL RIGHT. 520 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,029 I APPRECIATE IT. 521 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,447 NO PROBLEM. I APPRECIATE IT. 522 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,206 YES! THANK YOU! 523 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:05,587 BABE... THIS DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE. 524 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,922 WHY WOULD HE HIRE YOU? 525 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,924 BECAUSE HE THINKS I WENT TO PRISON, BABE. 526 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,759 SEE, THAT'S THE PART I DON'T GET. 527 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,302 WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT? 528 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,304 I DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT. HE ASSUMED THAT. 529 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,514 HE ASSUMED IT? YES! 530 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,724 SO WHAT REASON DID YOU GIVE HIM 531 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:17,975 TO ASSUME THAT YOU WENT TO JAIL? 532 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,268 I WAS BEIN' BLACK. 533 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,146 THIS IS NUTS. 534 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,064 OKAY. I DON'T GET WHAT'S NUTS TO YOU. 535 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,858 IN 30 DAYS, WE'LL HAVE THE MONEY, 536 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,985 THE HOUSE'LL BE OURS. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 537 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,529 THE PROBLEM IS HE IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE 538 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,864 THAT YOU WENT TO JAIL. 539 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,532 LOOK, BABE. I AM YOUR WIFE, 540 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,492 SO I WILL PUT IT TO YOU STRAIGHT. 541 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,828 YOU ARE NOT EXACTLY A THUG. 542 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,706 I DON'T HAVE TO BE A THUG TO PORTRAY A THUG. 543 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,833 OKAY? HONESTLY, ALL I GOTTA DO 544 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,210 IS CHANGE MY VOICE, TALK A LITTLE DEEPER. 545 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,463 TALK LIKE THIS AND BE EVERY STEREOTYPE 546 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,839 HE ALREADY THINKS I AM. 547 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,090 RIGHT NOW, I'M THUGGIN'. 548 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,216 YEAH. THIS IS THUGGIN'. 549 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,052 YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT, SWEETIE. 550 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,638 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 551 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,016 BITCH! DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! 552 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,184 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! 553 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,351 GIRL, STOP. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 554 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:04,480 STOP! STOP! WHAT IS THAT?! 555 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,774 I LOVE YOU! I WAS PLAYIN'! 556 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,568 BITCH. 557 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,944 WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?! 558 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,529 I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'! OH. 559 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,990 MAN, I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'. 560 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,242 YOU WANNA WATCH "THE NOTEBOOK"? 561 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,535 I LOVE YOU AND MAKAYLA. 562 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,454 YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. GOOD NIGHT. 563 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,668 YOU'VE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF MARTIN CLARK. 564 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,462 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. 565 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,672 HI, DAD? 566 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,466 IT'S JAMES. 567 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:36,220 JUST WONDERING IF THERE'S ANY WORD FROM THE INVESTIGATORS. 568 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,764 I STILL LOVE YOU. 569 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,725 UH, THANK YOU. BYE. 570 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,977 NOW, I HEARD A CRAZY STORY ABOUT YOU. 571 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,687 THIS GUY JAMES KING? YEAH. 572 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,689 AND I HEARD THAT YOU PLAYED 573 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,484 AT THE PARTY WHERE HE GOT ARRESTED. 574 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:51,902 YEAH. I HAD NO IDEA 575 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,862 THAT I WAS PERFORMING FOR A MONSTER. 576 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,531 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REALLY EXPLAIN 577 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,324 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TAKE MONEY FROM SOMEONE LIKE THAT. 578 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,409 IT MAKES YOU WANNA GIVE IT BACK TO THEM, 579 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,120 EXCEPT THAT WOULD BE WORSE BECAUSE THEN THEY'D HAVE IT. 580 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,832 AND IT'S THAT WHOLE HELPLESS FEELING THAT I HAVE 581 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,292 ABOUT OUR CREATIVE PROCESS BEING MONETIZED, 582 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,462 AND THAT'S WHAT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS SONG, 583 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,131 WHICH IS ACTUALLY AVAILABLE ON iTunes TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. 584 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,299 OH, WOW. IF I CAN PLAY IT. 585 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,759 GREAT. OKAY. 586 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,471 ♪ I CAN'T SEE THROUGH WALLS ♪ 587 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:23,517 ♪ AND I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND ♪ 588 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,478 ♪ BUT IF I DID I'D FIND ♪ 589 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:30,649 ♪ THAT MAN JAMES KING IS A GREAT BIG TURD ♪ 590 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,444 ♪ I MEAN, THE SMALL, SMALL KINDS ♪ 591 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:38,448 ♪ BUT THAT SH- JAMES WILL FALL ♪ 592 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,284 ♪ HANDS AGAINST THE PRISON WALL ♪ 593 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,287 ♪ CHOKING ON A MOUTHFUL OF BALLS ♪ 594 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,081 ♪ HE'LL BE CHOKIN' ON A MOUTHFUL OF BALLS ♪ 595 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,917 I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT IT'S A GOOD SONG. 596 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:53,297 HEY, RUSSELL. IT'S, UH, IT'S DARNELL. 597 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,258 YOUR COUSIN. YOUR COUSIN, DARNELL, MAN. 598 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,384 HEY, LISTEN, RUSSELL... 599 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,927 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE $500 600 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,597 JUST FOR TELLING ME WHAT PRISON WAS LIKE? 601 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,516 YEAH. WELL, I DON'T-- I DON'T WANNA SAY THAT. 602 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,019 RUSSELL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. 603 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,520 FOR-- FOR WHAT?! WHAT IS...? 604 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,188 FINE. FINE. 605 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:13,025 I'M A CLIFF HUXTABLE PUSSY-LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER. 606 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,403 NO! I'M NOT EVEN WEARING KHAKIS. 607 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,906 RUSSELL, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST HELP ME, 608 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,240 WHAT I'M ASKING YOU FOR? 609 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,451 JUST START FROM THE BEGINNIN'. 610 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,202 NO, NO. LIKE, THE BEGINNING THE BEGINNING. 611 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,787 LIKE, THE FIRST DAY OF PRISON. 612 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:29,999 ON-- ON THE FIRST DAY?! 613 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:32,836 OH! THERE'S NO WARMUP? 614 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,671 THAT'S SAD. 615 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,757 RUSSELL, I'M SORRY, DID I JUST HEAR A GUNSHOT? 616 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:40,510 YOU GOTTA GO. OKAY. BYE-BYE. 617 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:52,856 READY, MOTHER-- 618 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,024 THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 619 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,655 COMING! 620 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:03,450 RITA, MAKAYLA, NEW HOUSE, GOOD SCHOOL. 621 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,410 YOU READY, MOTHERFUCKER? 622 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,371 JUST A SECOND! 623 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,461 HELLO? HELLO? 624 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,505 YOU READY, MOTHERFUCKER?! 625 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,507 AAH! OH, IT BURNS! 626 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,301 PEPPER SPRAY, BITCH! 627 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,637 YOU ALWAYS BE ON GUARD, OKAY? 628 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,138 'CAUSE ON THE INSIDE, THERE'S SOMEBODY 629 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,431 WAITING AROUND EVERY CORNER TO FUCK YOU UP! 630 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,141 PRISON SCHOOL IS IN SESSION, BITCH! 631 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,228 YOU ALREADY FAILIN'. AAH! 632 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,230 I'M SO GLAD I HIRED YOU. 633 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,773 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED. OHH. 634 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,234 OKAY. UH, WHAT'S NEXT? 635 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,777 WHAT THE... 636 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,278 HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKERS LIVE HERE? 637 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:43,281 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET STARTED. 638 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,076 THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY PRISON READINESS PROGRAM. 639 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,328 NOW, IF YOU FOLLOW THIS GUIDE AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY 640 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,247 YOU WILL DEFINITELY SURVIVE IN PRISON. 641 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,125 "KEISTERING." 642 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,836 WHAT'S, UH, KEISTERING? 643 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,713 SLOW DOWN! YOU AIN'T READY FOR THAT. 644 00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,007 YOU'RE THE TEACHER. AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 645 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,467 I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SURVIVE AND GET MY LIFE BACK. 646 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,636 THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE LET ME 647 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,221 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARDER 648 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,723 THAN YOU EVER WORKED BEFORE. 649 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,767 YOU KNOW, BACK WHEN I WAS IN HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL, 650 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,437 I WAS FACING SOME PRETTY LONG ODDS. 651 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,188 BUT I BUCKLED DOWN AND I SUCCEEDED. 652 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,648 WHEN YOU WAS AT HARVARD, 653 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,150 DID YOU EVER GET RAPED FOR FAILING A TEST? 654 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,402 I THINK THAT'S MORE OF A YALE THING. 655 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,119 "YALE." I'M SORRY. 656 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,539 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 657 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,501 NOW FROM THIS POINT ON, THIS AIN'T YOUR HOUSE NO MORE. 658 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,961 THIS SAN QUENTIN! 659 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,130 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? OKAY. 660 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,549 FROM NOW ON THIS WILL BE YOUR CELL. 661 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,761 YOU DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. 662 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:48,847 IT'S GOOD. 663 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,391 FOR YOU TO SLEEP ON, SEñOR. 664 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,060 GO ON, WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR GAMES. 665 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,519 GO UPSTAIRS, FINISH TURNING THIS PLACE INTO PRISON. 666 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,812 IT WILL BE OUR PLEASURE 667 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,397 TO REPAY YOU FOR YOUR MANY KINDNESSES. 668 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,653 PUT THAT IN THERE IN FRONT OF THE STATUES WITH THE DICKS. 669 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,530 JAMES, LISTEN TO ME. 670 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,948 THE KEY TO SURVIVAL IN PRISON 671 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,492 LIES IN THE FOLLOWING 672 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,161 ARE YOU HARD? AND CAN YOU HANDLE YOURSELF? 673 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,205 WELL, THIS IS A RARE MOMENT FOR OPTIMISM 674 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,540 BECAUSE THE ANSWER TO THAT IS A RESOUNDING YES. 675 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,084 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 676 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,877 LET ME SEE WHAT YOUR MAD-DOG FACE LOOK LIKE. 677 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,378 I'M SORRY. WHAT'S A MAD DOG? 678 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,506 YOU A MAD DOG! OH, SHIT. 679 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,133 WHAT'S YOUR WHAT, NIGGER? HUH? TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT! 680 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,010 LET ME SEE THAT! NO! 681 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,888 STOP! I BEG OF YOU! 682 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,473 LIKE A PIT BULL WITH NO LEASH. 683 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,770 THAT'S A MAD DOG. 684 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,106 WOW. I KNEW YOU WERE THE RIGHT GUY FOR THE JOB. 685 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,733 IN PRISON, A MAD-DOG FACE IS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR SURVIVAL. 686 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,068 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, JAMES? 687 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,986 SO THE IDEA IS THAT I MAKE A FACE 688 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,363 THAT CONVEYS THE FACT THAT 689 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,406 I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM HURTING YOU. 690 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,908 EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. 691 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:50,951 NOW CONVEY THAT SHIT. 692 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,661 LET ME SEE IT. OKAY. 693 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,499 HA! 694 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,459 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 695 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,002 NO, THAT'S HORRIBLE, MAN. ANGER. 696 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,463 YOU GOTTA SHOW ME ANGER. WHY YOU SMILIN'? 697 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:06,091 I'M NOT SMILING. I'M TENSE AND I'M AGITATED. 698 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:06,925 COME ON, MAN! 699 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,343 HUH? 700 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,594 THAT'S YOUR MAD-- THAT'S IT? 701 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,263 YEAH. YOUR FIANCéE LEFT YOU. 702 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,222 HUH? THAT'S RIGHT! 703 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,682 Y-YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT? 704 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,183 NO. THEN GET MAD! 705 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,852 SHE GONNA LEAVE YOU? WHAT IS SHE DOIN'? 706 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,478 SHE PROBABLY ON HER KNEES 707 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,689 SUCKING SOMEBODY DICK IN THE BACKSEAT OF A TRUCK. 708 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,649 SHOW-- 709 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,734 JAMES. 710 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:28,238 OH. OH. COME ON. COME ON. 711 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,323 I MISS HER SO MUCH. 712 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,575 OH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JAMES? 713 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,744 I'M SAD-DOGGING YOU. 714 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,830 JAMES? 715 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,915 YOU THINK THAT'S A STRATEGY THAT COULD WORK? 716 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,710 NO, I DON'T. I DON'T THINK IT'S A STRATEGY THAT COULD WORK. 717 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,880 HEY, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. I'M EXTREMELY SAD. 718 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,798 PLEASE DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME. 719 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,091 I'M ALREADY TOO SAD. 720 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,969 HEY, FELLAS. MY HEART'S ALREADY BEEN RAPED. 721 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,679 WAIT. I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE. 722 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,890 LET'S MOVE ON. OKAY? WE'RE MOVIN' ON FROM THE MAD DOG. 723 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,975 JAMES, CAN YOU FIGHT? 724 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,769 ABSOLUTELY. 725 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,771 ESQUIVA. ESQUIVA. 726 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,440 WHAT? ESQUIVA. ESQUIVA. 727 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,483 YOU HAD TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES FOR THIS? ENTRADA. 728 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,818 ENTRADA. 729 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,738 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN', MAN? 730 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,658 IT'S CALLED CAPOEIRA. IT'S A BRAZILIAN MARTIAL ART. 731 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,119 BUT DON'T BE FOOLED BY ITS BEAUTY AND GRACE. 732 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,830 IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE DEADLY. 733 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,498 THIS IS DEADLY? 734 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:22,959 THAT'S DEADLY? 735 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,294 STAB. OW! 736 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,754 STAB. STOP. 737 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,130 STAB. STAB. GUARDS! 738 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,423 GUARDS! WHAT ARE YOU-- 739 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,258 STABBITY STAB, STAB, STAB! OW! OW! 740 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,510 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN', MAN? 741 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,014 SHIT AIN'T GONNA SAVE YOU IN SAN QUENTIN! 742 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,724 WELL, THAT MAY NOT, 743 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:38,934 BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY BENCAO KICK. 744 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,312 YOUR WHAT? MY BENCAO KICK. 745 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,856 BENCAO! 746 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,859 LOOK WHAT YOUR DUMB ASS DONE DID. 747 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,070 STAB. STAB. 748 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,863 I'M DEAD. STAB. 749 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,741 I'M DEAD. STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB. 750 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,162 YOU'RE SO BAD. 751 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,872 AW, JAMES. I GOTTA TELL YA. 752 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,792 I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU MUST BE GOIN' THROUGH. 753 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,461 AHH. IT IS SO NICE TO TALK TO YOU. 754 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,672 So, what's the latest from the investigators? 755 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:12,425 THE INVESTIGATORS? UH, CHINESE HACKERS. 756 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,760 They're pretty sure. 757 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,178 HEY! I KNOW I'M NOT CRAZY. 758 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,012 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GET OFF THE PHONE? 759 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,097 Get off the phone. 760 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,515 HEY, WHO ARE YOU TALKIN' TO? 761 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,517 IT'S, UH, IT'S DARNELL. HE'S HELPING ME. 762 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,768 GET-- YOUR TIME IS UP! 763 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,436 I-I GOTTA GO. I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 764 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,021 HANG IT UP! HOPEFULLY, IF I GET MORE PHONE TIME. 765 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,856 HANG IT UP! THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME! 766 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,191 YEAH, WELL, WHEN YOU GOT A LONG LINE OF ANGRY INMATES 767 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:29,985 WAITIN' TO USE THE PHONE, 768 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,570 YOU DO NOT WANNA PISS THEM OFF, JAMES. 769 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,614 I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP, MR. JAMES! 770 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,074 ROSA! 771 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,993 YOU WATCH YOUR BACK ON THE YARD. 772 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,370 PUTO. 773 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:44,332 I'M NOT A PUTO. 774 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:47,460 GREAT. 775 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:48,962 ALL RIGHT. WE GOT A PROBLEM. WHAT'S THAT? 776 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,673 JAMES IS TALKING TO SOMEBODY. 777 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,049 OH, NO, NO, H-HE TRUSTS YOU. 778 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,592 HE'LL NEVER PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 779 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,885 NO, STOP IT, PETER! STOP IT! 780 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,637 THIS IS YOUR FAULT! WHAT? 781 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,098 WELL, YOU COULDN'T GET HIM TO TAKE THE PLEA DEAL, RIGHT? 782 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,058 INSTEAD OF HIM GOIN' TO PRISON, 783 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,145 YOU GOT HIM 30 DAYS TO BE OUT THERE, RUNNIN' AROUND... 784 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,856 FUCKING THINGS UP! I HAD TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. 785 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,899 YOU THROW A FIGHT, YOU DON'T GO DOWN IN THE FIRST ROUND. 786 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,026 IT'S FINE. 787 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,777 I DON'T WANT HIM OUT THERE, 788 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,946 PLAYIN' DETECTIVE WITH SOMEBODY. 789 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,991 YOU KEEP AN EYE ON MY EX FUTURE SON-IN-LAW, WOULD YA? 790 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,076 AND FIND OUT WHO THIS DARNELL IS. 791 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,953 I'M ON IT. RIGHT AWAY. 792 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,913 THERE YOU GO. 793 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,959 ALL RIGHT, JAMES. 794 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,045 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA GET IN A FIGHT ON THE INSIDE. OKAY? 795 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,379 NOW, YOU DON'T NEED TO WIN THESE FIGHTS, 796 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,714 BUT YOU NEED TO SHOW THESE GUYS 797 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:33,965 THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT BACK. 798 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,258 GOTTA GET USED TO FIGHTIN', MAN. 799 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,635 SEE THOSE GUYS OVER THERE? 800 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,013 WOW. YES. 801 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,599 I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE AND I WANT YOU TO FIGHT ONE OF THEM. 802 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,685 THAT'S INSANE! 803 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,562 THEY'RE-- THEY'RE BEHEMOTHS. 804 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,314 THEY WOULD BREAK MY SPINE. 805 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,815 YEAH, WELL, THOSE ARE THE TYPE OF GUYS 806 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,108 YOU'RE GONNA SEE IN SAN QUENTIN. 807 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,485 SO YOU GOTTA SHAKE THAT FEAR, MAN. 808 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,861 I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE 809 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,071 AND PUNCH THAT BIG-ASS DUDE IN THE MOUTH. 810 00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:00,033 OH, MY GOD. MY HEART IS POUNDING. 811 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,577 OKAY. 812 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,714 HEY, GUYS. 813 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:17,675 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, MAN? 814 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,597 I WANNA FIGHT YOU. 815 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,140 WHAT? 816 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:28,186 YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO COME TO THE PARK. 817 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,147 IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE, MAN? 818 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,690 YOU EVER BEEN MAD-DOGGED BEFORE? 819 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,694 YOU ABOUT TO GET SOME RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER. 820 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:40,490 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, MAN? 821 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,158 IT'S THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK. 822 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:47,080 I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT. 823 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,833 YOU... 824 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,543 YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT DICK? 825 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,670 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MAMA? YOU DON'T KNOW MY MAMA. 826 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,547 OH, NO. 827 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,633 GET HIM! GET HIM! 828 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,260 GET BACK HERE, BITCH! 829 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:03,054 OH, NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT MY BODY! 830 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,472 AAH! 831 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,182 NO! MY BODY! 832 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,060 HELP! HELP ME! 833 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,438 YOU'RE BREAKING MY SPINE! 834 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:24,325 WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TENNIS COURT? 835 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,537 JAMES, YOU WILL NO LONGER REFER TO THIS AREA AS A TENNIS COURT. 836 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,664 FROM THIS POINT ON, THIS IS THE YARD. 837 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,374 UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, JAMES. 838 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,710 THE YARD IS THE MOST DEADLIEST PART OF PRISON. 839 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,004 IT'S WHERE YOU COME TO GET YOUR FEW PRECIOUS MINUTES 840 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,338 OF FRESH AIR AND SUNLIGHT. 841 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,007 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? MM. FRESH AIR. 842 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,385 HOW MANY TIMES DID I BREATHE IN CLEAN AIR, 843 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,512 FRAGRANT WITH LAVENDER, AND TAKE IT FOR GRANTED? 844 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,763 JAMES, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY TIMES. 845 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,348 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 846 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,434 I'M JUST SAYING. SHUT UP, JAMES. 847 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,019 YOU GOTTA STEP CAREFULLY 848 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,645 BECAUSE IF YOU STEP IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME, 849 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,189 YOU'LL END UP IN THE WRONG TERRITORY. 850 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,773 FOR A PERSON LIKE YOU THAT CAN'T FIGHT, 851 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,066 IT'S NOT A GOOD THING, JAMES. 852 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,152 IT'S NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL. 853 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,154 RIGHT NOW, YOU IN THE BROTHAS-ONLY SECTION, MAN. 854 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,072 YOU GOT TWO SECONDS TO GET YOUR WHITE ASS OUT, 855 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,365 BEFORE YOU GET MOLLYWHOPPED. 856 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,658 OKAY, DARNELL. WHO'S DARNELL? 857 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,744 YOU ARE. MY NAME IS LEROY! 858 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,287 YEAH, I SUGGEST YOU WALK, WHITE BOY. 859 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,497 ALL RIGHT. WALK! 860 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,831 I'M WALKIN'. TURN AROUND AND WALK! 861 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,833 I'M WALKIN'. 862 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,376 HEY, éSE. WHAT? 863 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,128 YOU GOT A PROBLEM, GRINGO? 864 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,296 DARNELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 865 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,298 DARNELL? WHO'S DARNELL, éSE? 866 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,925 YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT CARLOS. 867 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,426 I SUGGEST YOU WALK WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM, éSE, 868 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,928 BEFORE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 869 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,679 I JUST WAS TRYING TO LEAVE THAT AREA. 870 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,640 OKAY, WELL, YOU NEED TO GO BACK OVER THERE WITH THE NEGROS, éSE. 871 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,933 WITH LEROY? 872 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,476 YOU GO BACK OVER THERE WITH THE NEGROS! 873 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,144 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG. 874 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,938 I DON'T SEE ANYONE. YEAH, YOU BELONG WITH THE NEGROS. 875 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,272 GO. I'M GOING. 876 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,233 FUCK YOU CALLIN' A NEGRO, CARLOS?! 877 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,859 HE WAS. I WASN'T. I TOLD YOU, CARLOS! 878 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,528 KEEP THAT SHIT OVER THERE ON YOUR SIDE! 879 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,488 TAKE THAT YANKEE WITH YOU! I'LL GO WITH YOU! 880 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,448 HEY, I DON'T WANT HIM. I DON'T WANT HIM. 881 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,909 HE'S A NEGRO LOVER. YOU TAKE HIM. WHY DON'T I-- 882 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,537 MOTHERFUCKER, CAR-- SAY SOMETHIN' ELSE, BRO! 883 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,664 HEY! HEY, I SWEAR TO GOD. 884 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,541 GUYS, PLEASE! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL CUT YOU, éSE. 885 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,793 LET'S JUST SHAKE HANDS. THERE IS NO SHAKING HANDS, GRINGO. 886 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,586 FRIENDSHIP. YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG. 887 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,088 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I BELONG. 888 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,882 LEAVE HIM ALONE. I'LL KEEP HIM. 889 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,717 YOU BELONG WITH ME. 890 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,387 W-WHO ARE YOU? I'M DANTE. 891 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,472 WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE, CARLOS! 892 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,848 LEAVE HIM ALONE, LEROY! 893 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,268 ARE YOU A WOMAN? I AM IF YOU WANT ME TO BE. 894 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,436 I DON'T WANT THAT. NO, OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. 895 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,439 LET ME HOLD YOUR POCKET. 896 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,524 ALL RIGHT. 897 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:20,817 I CLAIMED HIM! 898 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,902 HE MINE, LEROY! 899 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,238 BITCH! YOU GOT TWO SECONDS TO LET HIS FUCKIN' POCKET GO. 900 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:27,073 TWO! OH! 901 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,950 MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GOT TWO SECONDS, BITCH! DON'T HIT A WOMAN! 902 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,535 GONNA KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT! 903 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,328 DON'T HIT A WOMAN! YOU DON'T WANT MY POCKET. 904 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,205 YOU DON'T WANT IT. SO WHAT? 905 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,541 WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY? HEY, ESé. 906 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,585 I DON'T LIKE YOU AND THIS DOMESTIC SHIT 907 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,086 IN FRONT OF ME AND MY CREW. 908 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,504 I DON'T-- YOU THINK I LIKE IT? 909 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,131 YOU NEED TO FUCKIN' TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, ESé. 910 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,050 HUH? GRINGO, YOU TAKE YOU AND YOUR DIRTY BITCH ELSEWHERE. 911 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,469 I'LL JUST GO ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. DON'T CALL ME DIRTY, CARLOS. 912 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,847 I WASN'T DIRTY WHEN YOU WAS UP IN IT. 913 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,515 I WASN'T DIRTY THEN, WAS I? 914 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,726 YOU WERE DIRTY THEN. YOU'RE DIRTY NOW, BITCH. 915 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,519 SO WHAT? SO WHAT? YOU SHOULD BE-- 916 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,021 HE AIN'T COMPLAININ'. YOU SHOULD GET TESTED. 917 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,189 HE AIN'T COMPLAININ'. NO, I'M NOT COMPLAINING 918 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,150 BECAUSE WE HAVE YET TO HAVE ANY SORT OF INTERACTION. 919 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,401 MNH-MNH. TONIGHT WILL BE OUR NIGHT. 920 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,569 NO, WE WON'T. TONIGHT WON'T HAPPEN. 921 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,404 HEY. BE MY WHITE KNIGHT. SAVE ME. 922 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,780 DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. LET ME RIDE YOU. 923 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,616 R-RIDE ME? LET ME RIDE YOU INTO SAFETY. 924 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,284 NO! I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH THAT. 925 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,827 DON'T LET THEM FIGHT YOU LIKE THAT. 926 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,370 LET GO OF ME! LEROY IS GOING TO BE UPSET. 927 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,705 I KNEW YOU WERE COMING BACK. 928 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,415 MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER! 929 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,791 I KNEW YOU WERE COMING BACK. I KNEW YOU WERE COMING BACK. 930 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,293 YOU MAKING ME MAD, MOTHERFUCKER! 931 00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,794 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! 932 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,129 MOTHERFUCKER, I'M ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS, WHITE BOY! 933 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,048 THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT, GRINGO. 934 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:28,051 I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS SHIT. I'LL FUCKIN' STAB YOU. 935 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:31,137 I'M STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHAT PIECE YOU ARE IN THIS PUZZLE, CARLOS. 936 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,722 HOLD ON! HOLD ON. HUH? WHAT? 937 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:35,683 QUESTION, QUESTION. ARE THERE ANY FRENCH GANGS? 938 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,895 I SPEAK FRENCH. I'M NOT FLUENT, BUT I CAN... 939 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:42,273 UH, JE M'APPELLE JAMES? 940 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,276 CAN I JOIN THE GANG, S'IL VOUS PLAIT? 941 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,153 YOU KNOW WHAT, JAMES? YOU CAN'T FIGHT. 942 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,488 BEING THAT YOU CAN'T FIGHT, 943 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,239 THAT MEANS I'M LEFT WITH ONE CHOICE, 944 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,325 AND THAT'S TO GET YOUR STUPID ASS IN SHAPE. 945 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:55,495 GOD! YOU'RE FAILING. 946 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,081 I'VE GOT A STATE-OF-THE-ART GYM 40 FEET AWAY. 947 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,083 AIN'T NO GYMS IN SAN QUENTIN. 948 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,793 ♪ LITTLE SALLY WALKER, SITTIN' IN A SAUCER ♪ 949 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,586 CURL ME, BITCH! CURL ME! 950 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,797 MAYBE I SHOULD START WITH A BABY AT HIGHER REPS. 951 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:06,839 COME ON! 952 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,591 HEY! 953 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,343 HEY, YOU! 954 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,053 I WANNA FIGHT YOU. 955 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,179 WHAT'D YOU SAY, DICKHEAD? 956 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,181 I WANNA FIGHT YOU, ASSHOLE. 957 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,516 ♪ WHAT TO SAY THE LEAST ♪ 958 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,102 LET'S JUST REST HERE. 959 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,231 LOOK AT HIS FACE. 960 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,108 HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GETTING FUCKED RIGHT NOW. 961 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,485 OH, COME ON! 962 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,613 YOU BETTER NOT DROP ME! GODDAMN IT! 963 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,615 EXCUSE ME, SIR. I HATE TO BOTHER YOU, 964 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:36,119 BUT I NEED TO FIGHT YOU. I WAS IN NAM! 965 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,579 AND I FUCKIN' LOVED IT! 966 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,623 JAMES, YOU GOTTA THROW SOMETHIN' BACK! 967 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,542 AAH! DARNELL! 968 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,127 NO-- OHH! 969 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,586 SAVE ME! 970 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,506 ♪ OH, SHIT! ♪ 971 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,383 YOUR TRAINING'S NOT GOING WELL, MAN. 972 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,136 I MEAN, FRANKLY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GIVIN' ME 100%. 973 00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:56,347 AND AS YOUR INCARCERATION EXPERT, THAT CONCERNS ME. 974 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,641 'CAUSE IT'S MY JOB TO PREPARE YOU. 975 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,601 FORTUNATELY, I GOT A PLAN. 976 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:03,604 OH, THANK GOD. OH, THAT'S GOOD. 977 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,107 YOU'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO SUCK DICK. 978 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,775 What?! 979 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,777 OH, GOD. 980 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,195 Listen up. 981 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,781 I said I want you to learn how to suck dick. 982 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,616 I heard you! 983 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,076 THAT'S YOUR PLAN? YES. 984 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:18,745 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS THAT WHEN LIFE 985 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,913 PUTS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU MAKE DICKADE. 986 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,415 "DICKADE" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE 987 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,459 A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT OVER DICK. 988 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:25,877 OKAY. BOTTOM LINE, JAMES... 989 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,378 I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 990 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,589 WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT SURVIVAL. I UNDERSTAND. 991 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:31,215 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU SURVIVED. RIGHT? 992 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,635 NO, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. NO, IT IS NOT. 993 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,095 I SURVIVED WITH THESE. 994 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,097 DUAL HAND JOBS. NO. NO! 995 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,515 I KILL WITH THESE. 996 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:42,643 THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU. 997 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,104 HENCE, WHY YOU NEED TO SUCK A DICK. 998 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,898 COME ON, MAN. 999 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,151 WHERE AM I GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO... 1000 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,069 WE'RE AT THE IVARS BRASSERIE. 1001 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:54,113 LOOK AROUND YOU. 1002 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,823 THIS IS L.A.'s NUMBER-ONE GAY HOOKUP SCENE. 1003 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,658 VOTED "FLIRTIEST BRUNCH" THREE YEARS IN A ROW. 1004 00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:01,078 BUT WHAT DO I SAY? WHAT DO I LITERALLY SAY? 1005 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,914 YOU SAY, "I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK." 1006 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,415 POLITELY. 1007 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,000 "HEY, HI. I'M JAMES. 1008 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,669 YOU MIND IF I COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE-- A LITTLE HEAD?" 1009 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:09,712 HEY, I'M JAMES. 1010 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,005 "I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK." 1011 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,465 I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK. THERE YOU GO! 1012 00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,008 JUST DIVE IN! THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 1013 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,176 WHAT IF SOMEONE SAYS NO? 1014 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,636 HE AIN'T GONNA SAY NO. 1015 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:17,762 IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT. 1016 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,222 ACCORDING TO WHO? 1017 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,182 DICKAPEDIA! I DON'T FUCKIN'-- WHY DO YOU CARE? 1018 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,684 IS THAT A REAL SITE? NO. 1019 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,186 JAMES, IT'S A FIGURE-- GET UP. 1020 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:27,104 YOU'RE GONNA GO-- YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THAT BAR. 1021 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,898 THAT GUY. THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. 1022 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,316 GET UP, GO OVER THERE, 1023 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,652 AND POLITELY ASK THAT MAN, CAN YOU SUCK HIS DICK? 1024 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,028 OH, MY GOSH. 1025 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,696 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO DO THIS. 1026 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,615 SURVIVAL. 1027 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,700 GO SURVIVE. 1028 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,119 ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST GO DO IT. 1029 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,329 YES, GO DO IT. 1030 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,085 OKAY. COME ON. 1031 00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:51,379 ARE WE DOING THIS OR NOT, OKAY? 1032 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:53,256 YES, WE'RE DEFINITELY DOING IT. 1033 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:56,717 HEY, I WAS NERVOUS THE FIRST TIME I DID KARAOKE, RIGHT? 1034 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,719 YEAH. JUST GET UP THERE AND SING. 1035 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,639 THIS IS TERRIBLE FOREPLAY. COME ON. 1036 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,641 I'M GONNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. YEAH. 1037 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,685 I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DI... YOUR DI... 1038 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:08,187 I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DI... 1039 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:09,647 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR. 1040 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,274 I'LL GONNA PUT YOUR DI-- IN MY MOUTH. 1041 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,109 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HEA... 1042 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,235 FACIAL. 1043 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,445 DOWN THE HATCH! HA. 1044 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:24,078 EATING ALONE? 1045 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,248 I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY. 1046 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:30,751 OH. O-OKAY, I SEE WHAT THIS IS. 1047 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:34,255 YOU-- YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN-- THAT YOU CAN GET WITH ME? 1048 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:37,550 OOH, INTERESTING TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. WAIT. NO. 1049 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,261 THAT WASN'T A SIT-DOWN INVITATION. 1050 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,680 YOU'RE LIKE-- YOU'RE LIKE A 6. 1051 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,558 THANK YOU. NO, IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. 1052 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,226 THAT'S NOT A-- THAT'S NOT A GOOD NUMBER. 1053 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:48,519 I'M LIKE A 9. 1054 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,063 IF I WERE TO GET INTO THIS GAME... 1055 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,566 YOU KNOW, THE GAY GAME... UH-HUH. 1056 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:56,277 BY THE WAY, THE GAY GAME IS A GAME YOU CAN WIN. 1057 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:58,154 NO, I-IT'S NOT, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA PLAY. 1058 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,114 I'M SAYING "IF." IF I WERE TO-- 1059 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,783 THERE'S A SPOT ON THE BENCH FOR YA, IF YOU DECIDE TO JOIN. 1060 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,785 NO, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT-- ON THE BENCH, MAN. 1061 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,120 OKAY, STARTER! 1062 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,788 I'M NOT GAY, MAN. 1063 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:12,168 I'M HERE SUPPORTIN' A FRIEND, DOIN'-- DOIN' SOME GAY STUFF. 1064 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,753 I'M SORRY. MY NAME IS CHRIS. 1065 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,130 IT'S SHORT FOR CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR. 1066 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,261 WHERE ARE YOU AT, MAN? 1067 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,638 COME ON, MAN. 1068 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:26,098 THIS IS GONNA HELP ME IN THE LONG RUN. 1069 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,600 HERE. RIGHT THERE. OOH. 1070 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,061 DON'T POINT IT AT ME. JUST... 1071 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,604 HEY! HAVE FUN WITH IT, RIGHT? 1072 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,773 YEAH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. YEAH. 1073 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,609 COME ON. THREE, TWO, ONE! IN THE MOUTH! 1074 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,328 AAH! 1075 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:49,497 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOU SOMEONE, MAN. 1076 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,165 YOU JUST GOTTA SET YOUR SIGHTS 1077 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,209 ON SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC, YOU KNOW? 1078 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,585 THIS IS WHAT I NEED TO HEAR. 1079 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,212 YES! YES. 1080 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:58,005 I CAN'T DO IT. I REALLY TRIED. 1081 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,548 I JUST-- I JUST CAN'T! 1082 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,676 YOU HAVE TO TRAIN ME. IT'S MY LAST CHANCE. 1083 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:04,595 ARE YOU READY TO TRAIN HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER TRAINED BEFORE? 1084 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,181 BECAUSE ONCE WE GO, WE DO NOT HOLD BACK. 1085 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,849 WE DO IT, AND WE DO IT HARD! 1086 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,309 ARE YOU READY TO GET HARD? 1087 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:11,852 I AM READY. I'M READY TO GET HARD! 1088 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:14,355 YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME THAT YOU CAN GET HARD! 1089 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:16,148 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU! I'M GONNA GET SO HARD! 1090 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,858 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW HARD! THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR. 1091 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,235 THEN LET'S GO HOME AND GET HARD. 1092 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:28,911 ♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 1093 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:31,831 I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE. 1094 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,666 YEAH! 1095 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,292 YEAH, JAMES! 1096 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,877 YEAH! 1097 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:40,339 ♪ THE WINDOW'S DOWN, LET THE WHOLE WORLD SEE ♪ 1098 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,633 YEAH! 1099 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,218 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! 1100 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,178 SHO' ENOUGH! 1101 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,306 FEAR OF DICK SUCKING WILL GIVE A MAN STRENGTH. 1102 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,477 ♪ KILL 'EM ALL, KILL 'EM ALL ♪ 1103 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,104 FUCK YOU. 1104 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,398 FUCK COCK! 1105 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,649 SHIT! 1106 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,109 HEY, BACK OFF! 1107 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:02,445 YOU BETTER GET THOSE TITS OUT OF MY FACE! 1108 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:03,821 OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY TITS! 1109 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,156 WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'? 1110 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,657 WORKING ON MY TRASH TALK. 1111 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,868 YOU KNOW, TO GET RESPECT FROM THE OTHER INMATES. 1112 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,828 LET ME HEAR SOME OF IT. 1113 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,330 UH, ALL RIGHT. 1114 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:17,334 HEY, PAL. I'M ABOUT TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASS. 1115 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:20,337 YOU GONNA HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BETTER THAN THAT, JAMES. 1116 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:23,174 HEY, I'M ABOUT TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASS. 1117 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,801 AND SEW UP YOUR OLD ASS! 1118 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,470 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1119 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,847 I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCK! 1120 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,183 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH'S BITCH! 1121 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,810 YOU'RE GONNA BE MY GRAND BITCH! 1122 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:38,355 YEAH. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET 20 LIKES ON INSTAFUCK. 1123 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,691 IF I SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN, 1124 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,651 I'M GONNA PUT A HASHTAG ON YOUR ASS 1125 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,403 AND SEE HOW MANY HITS IT GETS. 1126 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,697 HMM? OH, MY GOD. 1127 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,199 HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR COSTCO CARD, 1128 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,909 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET DICK IN BULK! 1129 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:52,870 WHAT? THIS IS SO DARK. YOU EAT ORGANIC? 1130 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,790 HOW ABOUT FRESH FARM-TO-TABLE, A PURéE OF MY BALLS! 1131 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,416 YEAH. 1132 00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:00,002 MERRY DICKMAS, SANTA COCK! 1133 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:01,378 HMM? 1134 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,797 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, MAN. 1135 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,715 WHERE IS THIS STUFF COMIN' FROM, JAMES? 1136 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,885 HEY, SON. YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR PARENTS. 1137 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,637 WHO I FUCKED! 1138 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,930 OH, SHIT. 1139 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:12,431 JAMES, THIS IS SICK. 1140 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,933 YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY TO THINK OF THIS. 1141 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:15,935 THAT CRAZY IS GOOD. 1142 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:18,813 THANK YOU. I'VE GOT ABOUT SIX HOURS MORE. 1143 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:22,233 THAT'S GOOD, JAMES. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. OKAY. 1144 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,818 I LIKE THAT. GOOD. 1145 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,945 I LIKE THAT A LOT. ALL RIGHT. 1146 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,738 I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DICK PUNCH-CARD 1147 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,448 'CAUSE THE EIGHTH DICK IS FREE. 1148 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,033 STAB! 1149 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,827 AH, SHIT! 1150 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:35,287 THAT'S NOT BAD, JAMES. 1151 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:39,416 THAT'S NOT BAD AT ALL. PROGRESS. 1152 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:49,802 PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED COCKS! 1153 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:52,930 YES. 1154 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,437 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1155 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:03,524 YOU READY TO GET TO WORK TODAY? 1156 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,151 HUH? 1157 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,819 HELLO. 1158 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:08,404 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF? 1159 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:09,905 OH, THESE ARE SHANKS. 1160 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,907 OR "SHIVS." 1161 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:15,494 IN SCOTLAND, THEY'RE REFERRED TO AS "CHIBS." 1162 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:19,957 IN FACT, I MADE THIS ONE FOR YOU. 1163 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,168 REALLY? YEAH. 1164 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:25,921 JUST TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HARD WORK. 1165 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,381 AH, MAN. 1166 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,800 THAT'S NICE. 1167 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,093 THAT'S COOL. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1168 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:33,512 DON'T-- DON'T HOLD IT BY THE BLADE. 1169 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,431 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HELD ONE BEFORE? RIGHT HERE. 1170 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,934 YEAH, NO, NO, MY CELLIE USED TO HOLD 'EM ALL THE TIME. 1171 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,936 I DON'T LIKE 'EM. I FEEL LIKE THEY CAUSE TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 1172 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:43,480 YOU PULL THAT OUT ON THE YARD, SOMEBODY COME OUT ATTACK YOU, 1173 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,441 THEY CAN DO THIS TO YOU. NOW WHAT DO YOU DO? 1174 00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,859 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1175 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,444 HUH! 1176 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,946 WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 1177 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,448 I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO KEISTER. 1178 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,617 HOW TO...KEISTER? YEAH. 1179 00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,452 UP THE KEISTER? 1180 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:57,953 LOOK. 1181 00:49:57,953 --> 00:49:59,622 THE ELECTRONIC TOOTHBRUSH PART, IT STILL WORKS. 1182 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,456 OH, NO. 1183 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:01,707 OKAY, JAMES. 1184 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,250 JAMES, CUT IT OFF. CUT IT OFF. 1185 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,460 GET IT OUTTA MY FACE, MAN. 1186 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,961 I CAN TURN IT ON WITH NO HANDS. 1187 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:07,213 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. 1188 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,297 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT TRICK. 1189 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:09,340 IT'S OKAY. PUT IT BACK. 1190 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,342 GOD. PUT IT BACK? 1191 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,052 NO. NO, NO. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. 1192 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,470 PLEASE. 1193 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,471 DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU HOW? 1194 00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:16,972 NAH, I'MMA PASS ON THAT. 1195 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,183 IT STARTS WITH A SIMPLE INVERSE INHALE. 1196 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,478 JAMES, STOP IT. 1197 00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:24,980 THAT, WITH A SIMULTANEOUS RELAXING OF THE SPHINCTER. 1198 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,982 OKAY, I DON'T-- I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 1199 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,484 YOU SURE? 1200 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:29,818 JAMES, I'M-- I'M POSITIVE. 1201 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,237 I JUST WANNA ASK YOU ONE QUESTION. YEAH. 1202 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:33,197 I WAS OVER THERE, AND I WAS TOUCHIN'-- 1203 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,616 I WAS TOUCHIN' ALL THOSE SHANKS. YEAH. 1204 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:38,035 WERE-- WERE THEY... 1205 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,995 KEISTERED? 1206 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:41,914 YEAH. WERE THEY-- WERE THEY KEISTERED? 1207 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:44,500 MOST OF 'EM. 1208 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,793 YEAH. 1209 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,471 WE'RE ABOUT TO SIMULATE A PRISON RIOT. 1210 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:00,391 UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS SITUATION THERE IS. 1211 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,434 PRISONERS ARE SCARED. GUARDS ARE SCARED. 1212 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,396 THE KEY TO SURVIVIN' IS TO NOT FREAK OUT. 1213 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,564 GOOD LORD. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 1214 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,400 CECELIO'S JUST GONNA THROW SOME STUFF AT YOU. 1215 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,068 SOME ROOSTERS, SOME MANGLY HOMELESS GUYS, 1216 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,319 WHATEVER HE'S GOT. 1217 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:13,362 HE'S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1218 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,239 OKAY. LET'S DO IT. 1219 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,573 WAIT, DON'T I GET BODY ARMOR? 1220 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:17,950 NO. WE DON'T HAVE THAT TYPE OF TIME. 1221 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,076 CECELIO! 1222 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,953 WHY DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME? 1223 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,080 JAMES, REMEMBER, DO NOT FREAK OUT. 1224 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,457 LIGHTS! MUSIC! 1225 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:28,252 WHO WANTS TO PARTY?! 1226 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,337 GO! GO! GO! 1227 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,298 CECELIO! RELEASE THE CHICKENS! 1228 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:35,092 NO, NO, NO, JAMES! DON'T FREAK OUT! 1229 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,636 DARNELL, THERE'S A BABOON! 1230 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:39,763 YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW! 1231 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,932 SOMEONE LET ME OUT! 1232 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,642 STOP FREAKING OUT! 1233 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:47,980 IT'S FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL! 1234 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,067 OH, SHIT! 1235 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:54,445 DIE! DIE! 1236 00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:01,160 CECELIO, TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! 1237 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,287 TURN IT OFF! 1238 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,623 JAMES, I'VE LOST CONTROL! CECELIO! PULL BACK! 1239 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,417 I HAVE LOST CONTROL! 1240 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:12,129 OH, MY GOD! AH, GOD! 1241 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,630 OH, MY GOD. SHIT! 1242 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,591 AH! I'M STABBED! NO! 1243 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:17,801 I'M CUT! NO, YOU CUT ME, MAN! 1244 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,094 YOU STABBED ME! 1245 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,554 NO, I DIDN'T! YES, YOU DID! 1246 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,972 I TOLD YOU, DON'T FREAK OUT! YOU FREAKED OUT! 1247 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,766 GOD! WAIT. 1248 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,601 NO, I'M OKAY. HOLD UP. 1249 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,603 IT'S JUST THE WINE. 1250 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,229 I SEE ALL THE WINE, MAN. 1251 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:30,481 I TOTALLY FEEL FINE. 1252 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,191 OH, FUCK! 1253 00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:34,109 WHAT? 1254 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,487 OH! DON'T-- DON'T-- DON'T-- 1255 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,113 THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER ONE WENT. 1256 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,407 YEAH, OKAY, JUST SIT DOWN. IT'S A SHIV. 1257 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,533 IT'S JUST A SHIV. YES, I KNOW. 1258 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,118 HEY, DON'T FREAK OUT. I KNOW. 1259 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,119 I'MMA PULL IT. OKAY. 1260 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,960 OH, MY GOD. IT'S LIKE A FISHHOOK. 1261 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,129 THE MORE YOU PULL, THE DEEPER IT LODGES. 1262 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,631 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. LOOK, MY WIFE'S A NURSE. 1263 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,633 LET'S GET YOU TO MY WIFE. OKAY? 1264 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,009 GOD. 1265 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:02,012 OH, GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 1266 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,098 IT'S STICKING RIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD. 1267 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:05,391 JAMES, LISTEN. 1268 00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:07,142 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT NO MORE 1269 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,227 BECAUSE I'M STARTIN' TO... 1270 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,645 OH, SHIT. I'M SO SCARED. 1271 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,313 I KNOW. I JUST DON'T WANNA-- 1272 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:12,314 CAN YOU FUCKIN' JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD-- 1273 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:13,690 OHH! 1274 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,651 OH, GOD! 1275 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,236 YOU DROVE IT IN A LITTLE DEEPER. 1276 00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:18,946 OH, GOD. OH, JAMES, I'M SORRY. 1277 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:20,656 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1278 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,699 IS MY EYE TWITCHING? NO! 1279 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,326 ANSWER THE QUESTION. IS MY EYE TWITCHING? 1280 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,953 IT LOOK FINE. YEAH? 1281 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:27,413 YEAH. DOES IT LOOK FINE? 1282 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:29,706 YEAH, FINE, MAN. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. 1283 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,542 LET'S PLAY A MEMORY GAME, OKAY? ENGAGE. 1284 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,835 YES. 1285 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,211 WHAT UP? GIVE ME 12 MONTHS. 1286 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,547 MONTHS. ONE, TWO... 1287 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:37,714 NO. FOUR... 1288 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,716 SUMMER, CHRISTMAS... 1289 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:42,219 WHAT? BAKED POTATO... 1290 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:43,637 WHAT IS "BAKED POTATO"? 1291 00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:44,805 WAIT. DID I LEAVE ONE OUT? 1292 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:46,014 NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1293 00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,307 THOSE ARE THE MONTHS. 1294 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:50,060 THANKS FOR DRIVING ME TO COLLEGE, DAD. 1295 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:52,646 WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK? 1296 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,190 BUT DON'T START CRYING WHEN YOU DROP ME OFF AT THE DORM, 1297 00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:56,733 'CAUSE THEN I'LL START CRYING. 1298 00:53:56,733 --> 00:54:00,070 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 1299 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:03,240 LOVE-- LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. 1300 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,700 THIS IS WHERE I NEED TO GET OUT. 1301 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,243 JAMES! JAMES! NO! 1302 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,747 CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR! 1303 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,250 ARE WE AT COACHELLA? NO, JAMES! 1304 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,465 RITA, THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN 1305 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:21,300 FOR TAKING THE KNIFE OUT OF MY HEAD. 1306 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,551 MM. 1307 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,819 MAKAYLA, WHAT... 1308 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,321 YOUNG LADY. 1309 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,323 BUT HE'S DOING IT. 1310 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:45,824 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 1311 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:49,119 OKAY, JAMES. 1312 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,829 STOP. STOP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT LIKE THAT. 1313 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,164 YOU'RE ON FURLOUGH. 1314 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,875 MM. SORRY. 1315 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,877 IT'S PART OF MY TRAINING. 1316 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:59,796 IF YOU LET SOMEONE MESS WITH YOUR FOOD, YOU'RE A PUNK. 1317 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,840 IT'S DELICIOUS, THOUGH. 1318 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,344 LOOK, YOU NEED TO SHUT THIS STUFF DOWN RIGHT NOW. 1319 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:07,179 DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM KILLED 1320 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,598 BEFORE HE EVEN GETS TO PRISON? WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1321 00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:10,849 NO. DARNELL'S DOING A WONDERFUL JOB. 1322 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:12,184 HE'S A GREAT TEACHER. 1323 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,853 SEE THAT? AND A GREAT FRIEND. 1324 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:16,980 THE ONLY THING I CAN'T FIGURE OUT 1325 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,857 IS HOW HE EVER WENT TO JAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE. GOSH, ME NEITHER. 1326 00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,485 YOU KNOW, DARNELL, HAVE YOU EVERY SHARED WITH JAMES 1327 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,237 THE STORY OF HOW YOU WENT AWAY? 1328 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:24,988 NO, HE HASN'T. 1329 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,615 WELL, HE'S NOT REALLY READY FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. 1330 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,825 AND I GOT-- AND I GOT MAKAYLA AT THE TABLE. 1331 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,994 I MEAN, SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A CONVICTED FELON. 1332 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,913 SHE'S STRONG. MM-HMM. 1333 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,373 GOOD POINT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL IT. 1334 00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,917 AND DON'T LEAVE OUT ANY DETAILS. 1335 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,797 I-I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT. 1336 00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:43,340 I THINK IT COULD REALLY HELP ME. 1337 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:46,260 OKAY. 1338 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:50,889 UH, WE WAS-- WE WAS JUST SOME BOYS IN THE HOOD. 1339 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:54,685 ME, MY MAN RICKY, AND DOUGHBOY. 1340 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,353 DOUGHBOY'S REAL NAME WAS RUSSELL. 1341 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,771 WE WAS CLOSE, MAN. 1342 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,398 RICKY, THING ABOUT RICKY, RICKY WAS SPECIAL, 1343 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,899 'CAUSE RICKY HAD THE TICKET. 1344 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:03,026 RICKY WAS STAR QUARTERBACK. 1345 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,529 YOU KNOW, HE HAD A COLLEGE FUTURE. 1346 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,948 HE WAS OUR GOLDEN BOY, YOU KNOW? 1347 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:09,825 WE GOT INTO IT WITH SOME OTHER GUYS. 1348 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:11,451 YOU KNOW, SOME GANGBANG STUFF. 1349 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,829 ON THE WAY HOME WE DECIDE TO SPLIT UP. 1350 00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:16,123 ME AND DOUGHBOY SAID WE'LL GO THIS WAY. 1351 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:17,958 RICKY SAID HE'LL GO THIS WAY. 1352 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:21,461 ME AND DOUGHBOY COME AROUND, WE SEE RICKY ON THE GROUND. 1353 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,880 RICKY GOT SHOT. 1354 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,966 I RUN OVER THERE. I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN'. 1355 00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:27,884 I GRAB HIM. I GOT HIS HEAD ON MY ARM. 1356 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,803 I'M LOOKIN'. I'M LIKE, "RICKY! 1357 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,973 RICKY! 1358 00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:35,934 AAH! 1359 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:39,855 RICKY." 1360 00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,273 HE-- 1361 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,733 HE HAD THE TICKET! 1362 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,985 THEY GOT HIM. 1363 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,778 DOUGHBOY'S LIKE, "COME ON, MAN. GET UP. 1364 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:47,988 LET HIM BE. HE'S DONE." 1365 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,823 I GET UP. 1366 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,783 DOUGHBOY SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEAN. 1367 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,577 THIS MEAN WE GOTTA STEP UP." OH, NO. 1368 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,287 I SAID, "YOU DAMN RIGHT, IT DOES." 1369 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:56,371 SO WE STRAPPED UP. 1370 00:56:56,371 --> 00:56:58,415 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 1371 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,167 IT MEANS WE GOT THE BURNERS. 1372 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,210 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 1373 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:04,504 IT MEANS WE WENT AND GOT THE GUNS. 1374 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,341 WE SAW THOSE GUYS LATER THAT NIGHT. 1375 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,885 THREE HEAD SHOTS. BOP! BOP! BOP! 1376 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:12,304 "THAT'S FOR RICKY!" 1377 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:13,513 FOR SURE. 1378 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:16,516 COPS CAME, MAN. 1379 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:20,103 I TOLD DOUGHBOY I'D TAKE THE RAP. 1380 00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:22,773 I SAID, "YOU GO AHEAD. LIVE YOUR LIFE. 1381 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,691 I'LL TELL 'EM IT WAS ME." 1382 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:29,279 COPS CAME. I SAID, "I DID IT." I WENT TO JAIL. 1383 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:35,035 YOU GAVE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM FOR RUSSELL. 1384 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:38,580 LOYAL TO A FAULT. 1385 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:42,417 IT IS WHAT IT IS. THAT'S WHY I WASH CARS TODAY. 1386 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:44,086 'CAUSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS. 1387 00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,421 JUST LIKE LADY MACBETH. 1388 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:48,548 HUH? LIKE MACBETH. 1389 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,885 YES. 1390 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,096 PHEW! WOW, WHAT A STORY. 1391 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:56,473 ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE. 1392 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,350 WHEW. YEAH. 1393 00:57:58,350 --> 00:57:59,601 MM-HMM. 1394 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:01,603 DARNELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM 1395 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:05,107 ABOUT THAT TIME THAT THAT WHITE LADY CAME AND ADOPTED YOU... 1396 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,609 AND TURNED YOU INTO AN OFFENSIVE TACKLE. 1397 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,611 I THINK WE'VE TALKED ENOUGH TONIGHT. 1398 00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:11,822 OH, THERE'S MY CAB. 1399 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,324 I'D BETTER GET BACK BEFORE LOCKDOWN 1400 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,785 OR CECELIO WILL PUT ME IN THE HOLE. 1401 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,121 HE LOVES PUTTING ME IN THE HOLE. 1402 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,498 WELL, LET ME WALK YOU OUT, MAN. 1403 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:25,001 NO, THAT'S FINE. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 1404 00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:26,920 JAMES, IT WAS WONDERFUL MEETING YOU. 1405 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,130 GREAT TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1406 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,715 YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, 1407 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,134 MY FAMILY WOULD NEVER SPEND ANY TIME TOGETHER LIKE THIS. 1408 00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:35,137 YOU GUYS ARE VERY LUCKY. 1409 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,430 BYE, MAKAYLA. 1410 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,849 BYE, MR. KING. 1411 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,308 BYE-BYE. 1412 00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:46,022 HEY, YOUR DAD NEVER WENT TO JAIL, OKAY? 1413 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:48,650 I'VE SEEN "BOYZ N THE HOOD." 1414 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:50,944 WHO SHOWED YOU "BOYZ N THE HOOD"? 1415 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,155 DADDY, I DON'T THINK HE DID IT. 1416 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:54,781 OF COURSE HE DIDN'T. 1417 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,159 YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY GONNA HELP HIM. 1418 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,369 HE WILL NOT LAST IN PRISON. 1419 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:02,456 HE WOULDN'T EVEN LAST IN MY SCHOOL. 1420 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,738 HELLO, THIS IS JAMES. 1421 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,031 HEY. IT'S ME, DARNELL. 1422 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:37,616 LOOK, MAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING IT OVER, 1423 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,242 AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA 1424 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,203 to get you some extra protection on the inside. 1425 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,954 SO TOMORROW WERE GONNA GO OVER TO MY COUSIN RUSSELL'S HOUSE. 1426 00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:44,247 NOW LISTEN TO ME, JAMES. 1427 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,665 My cousin Russell and his friends, 1428 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:46,792 they're a different type of dudes, man. 1429 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,168 VERY SUSPICIOUS OF OUTSIDERS. 1430 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:49,711 I MEAN, YOU WALKIN' IN THERE, 1431 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,088 THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA THINK YOU A COP OFF THE BAT. 1432 00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:53,882 SO I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME 1433 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,009 SO WE DON'T CREATE ANY DANGEROUS SITUATIONS. 1434 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,260 Dress more casually. BLACKFACE. 1435 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,678 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 1436 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:00,555 UH, S-SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1437 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:01,932 James. James. 1438 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,767 JAMES, DON'T-- DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID. 1439 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:04,684 JUST DRESS CASUAL. 1440 01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,945 ♪ BITCHES AIN'T SHIT AND THEY AIN'T SAYIN' NOTHIN' ♪ 1441 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,989 ♪ A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T TELL ME NOTHIN' ♪ 1442 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:21,451 ♪ I BEEZ IN THE TRAP, BE-BEEZ IN THE TRAP ♪ 1443 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:25,080 ♪ DAMN, DAMN, WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME? ♪ 1444 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,166 ♪ I DON'T KNOW, MAN, FUCK IS ON YOUR BISCUIT ♪ 1445 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,294 ♪ IF I GET HITS SWINGIN' ON A BIG BITCH ♪ 1446 01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:34,172 ♪ I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'M SHITTIN' ON YOUR WHOLE LIFE ♪ 1447 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,425 ♪ DAMN, DAMN, WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME? ♪ 1448 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:41,096 ♪ I DON'T KNOW, MAN, FUCK IS ON YOUR BISCUIT ♪ 1449 01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:48,520 NICE WHIP. 1450 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,938 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 1451 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:51,481 WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED LIKE, JAMES? 1452 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,858 LITTLE WAYNE. 1453 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,234 IT'S WHAT HE WORE AT HIS LAST RUNWAY SHOW. 1454 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:55,735 OH, LIL WAYNE. 1455 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:58,029 YOU TOLD ME I NEEDED TO TRY TO FIT IN, 1456 01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:01,032 SO I STAYED UP ALL LAST NIGHT STUDYING YOUR CULTURE. 1457 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,075 I'M SORRY, WHAT? 1458 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,577 AND TO THOSE WHO SAY JAZZ 1459 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:06,079 IS THE ONLY INDIGENOUS AMERICAN ART FORM, 1460 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,623 I SAY LISTEN TO A LITTLE JAY Z, MY FRIEND. 1461 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,167 OH! I FORGOT THE GIN AND JUICE. 1462 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,669 SHOULD I RUN BACK INSIDE? 1463 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,754 ♪ AHH ♪ 1464 01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:17,382 ♪ YEAH, I'M PARANOID, I'M TRIPPIN' ♪ 1465 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,843 ♪ I'VE BEEN SMOKIN' AND SIPPIN' ♪ 1466 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,304 ♪ I'M...AROUND WITH TWO... ♪ 1467 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:25,265 ♪ BUT I NEVER MADE THEM... MY MISSES ♪ 1468 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,225 WILL YOU STOP? 1469 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,186 I-I'M NOT TRYING TO APPROPRIATE YOUR CULTURE. 1470 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:32,063 THAT'S GREAT. I'LL TELL THE OTHERS. 1471 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:33,481 I'M JUST SAYING, HIP-HOP 1472 01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:35,692 IS A VERY SOPHISTICATED, MULTIFACETED SUBCULTURE 1473 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,986 THAT SPEAKS TO ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE. 1474 01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:42,282 THE MUSIC, THE-- THE FASHIONS, THE ATTITUDES, THE BEEFS... 1475 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:45,118 THE MORE I READ, THE MORE I LISTENED, 1476 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:48,788 THE MORE I FELT CONNECTED TO ITS RICH CULTURAL TAPESTRY. 1477 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:50,415 THAT IS REALLY GREAT. 1478 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,292 NOW, CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION? 1479 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:55,003 PLEASE STOP. 1480 01:01:57,172 --> 01:02:00,258 I THINK I KNOW WHO KILLED TUPAC. 1481 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,260 ♪ PRETTY BOY BABY ♪ 1482 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,475 I GOT NEXT! 1483 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,976 WHAT THE FUCK? 1484 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:11,436 HELLO. 1485 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,313 I'M GONNA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS. 1486 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:14,439 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! 1487 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:15,690 YO, HE'S GOOD. HE WITH ME. 1488 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:17,233 AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, NIGGER? 1489 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,736 HEY, RUSS-- RUSSELL! 1490 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,196 RUSSELL. 1491 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:23,156 RUSSELL! 'SCUSE ME. 1492 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,699 HELLO. 1493 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,451 JAMES KING, SENIOR FUND MANAGER, WEALTHROP FUNDS. 1494 01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:28,703 JAMES, COME ON. EXCUSE ME. RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 1495 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,000 HELL NAW, MAN. IS THIS THE MOTHERFUCKER 1496 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,252 WHO YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GET READY FOR PRISON, MAN? 1497 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,340 WELL, I-I NEED-- I NEED PROTECTION, 1498 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:42,801 AND I'M HOPING TO JOIN THE CRENSHAW KINGS. 1499 01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:44,260 ARE YOU? 1500 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,597 HEY, I'VE SEEN WHITE PEOPLE BEFORE. 1501 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,516 MY PROBATION OFFICER IS WHITE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1502 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,601 BUT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER, MAN, YOU-- 1503 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,269 YOU WHITE AS MAYONNAISE, MAN. 1504 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:58,775 OH, SHIT. MAYBE IN BLACKFACE. WHO KNOWS? 1505 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,277 HEY, LISTEN. 1506 01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:02,737 I TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 1507 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,572 YOU DAMN SURE GOT YOUR GET-UP RIGHT, MAN. 1508 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,282 I MEAN, CAMOUFLAGE AND CHEETAH PRINT, 1509 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:08,284 THAT'S STRAIGHT OUT THE GANGBANGER'S HANDBOOK. 1510 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:10,787 YEAH, YEAH, LIKE-- LIKE LIL WAYNE, RIGHT? 1511 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,288 EXACTLY. THANK YOU. 1512 01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,290 I love it. 1513 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:17,168 LOOK, HE'S NOT TRYING TO BE A MEMBER, OKAY? 1514 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,796 H-HE JUST WANTS YOU TO PROTECT HIM WHILE HE'S ON THE INSIDE. 1515 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,799 L-LIKE YOU DID FOR DARNELL WHEN HE TOOK THE RAP FOR YOU. 1516 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,301 WHAT? 1517 01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:29,139 THAT'S-- WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT ANOTHER TIME. 1518 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,141 YEAH. NO. 1519 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,350 SO LET'S LET THAT GO. 1520 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,310 Y-YOU REMEMBER. YOU KNOW. 1521 01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:36,813 WITH WHAT RICKY DID AND THE TICKET... NO. 1522 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,189 AND YOU FREAKED OUT 1523 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,817 AND DARNELL TOOK CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 1524 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,235 STOP. 1525 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,486 IS THIS MOTHERFUCKIN'... 1526 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,447 "BOYZ N THE HOOD," MAN. 1527 01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:50,827 This is a bad time. OKAY, I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN. 1528 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,705 HUMOR ME. 1529 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,041 I'M A FAIR PERSON. 1530 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,084 AND I'M A BUSINESSMAN. 1531 01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,961 CLEAR PROFESSIONAL. 1532 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,213 WHAT'S YOUR LIFE WORTH TO YOU? 1533 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,758 HOW DOES A MILLION DOLLARS SOUND? 1534 01:04:04,758 --> 01:04:07,802 "HOW DOES A MILLION DOLLARS SOUND?" 1535 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,846 HOLD UP, EVERYBODY. 1536 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,222 STAND BACK. I'LL HANDLE IT. 1537 01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:13,016 HOW DOES A MILLION DOLLARS SOUND? 1538 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:15,727 MAN, A MILLION DOLLARS SOUND LIKE A ONE WITH SIX ZEROS 1539 01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:17,896 BEHIND IT WITH TWO COMMAS SEPARATING THEM. 1540 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,647 HOWEVER, FROM THE SOUND OF CNN 1541 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,232 AND THE LOOKS OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL 1542 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:22,650 AND EVERYBODY ELSE THAT PEOPLE WITH EYES AND EARS 1543 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,944 GO TO GET THEY NEWS, YOU BROKE, MOTHERFUCKER. 1544 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:27,405 YOUR ASSETS HAVE BEEN FROZEN 1545 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,908 WITH NO CHANCES OF THAWING ANYTIME SOON. 1546 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,118 SO YOU PROBABLY GOT AS MUCH OR LESS 1547 01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,579 THAN THIS LITTLE NO GOOD, MANIPULATIVE, 1548 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:37,415 DEGENERATE MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU. 1549 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:39,501 WHICH FORCES ME TO ASK THE QUESTION, 1550 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:40,835 "ARE YOU FUCKIN' WITH ME?" 1551 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:42,420 YOU THINK THIS A MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME? 1552 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,713 YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'? 1553 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,548 WHY WOULD YOU COME UP IN MY HOOD, 1554 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,675 IN MY HOUSE, MAN, AND PRESENT YOURSELF AS SOMETHIN' YOU NOT, 1555 01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:49,803 OFFERIN' SHIT YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DELIVER? 1556 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:52,430 DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER TELL YOU TO LIE TO ME? RUSS. 1557 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,141 SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN. 1558 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:57,602 I THINK, REAL FAST, YOU NEED TO TELL ME 1559 01:04:57,602 --> 01:04:59,395 WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO 1560 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,398 TO MAKE ME WANNA KEEP MOTHERFUCKERS OFF YOUR ASS. 1561 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,568 YOU'RE TALKING TO JAMES KING. 1562 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,780 LET ME CREATE WEALTH FOR YOU. 1563 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:15,411 SO THE NORMAL MINIMUM BUY-IN TO THE NEXEL FUND IS $5 MILLION, 1564 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:18,790 BUT I CAN GET YOU GUYS IN USING A BROKERAGE POCKET ACCOUNT. 1565 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:21,334 IN OTHER WORDS, LIQUIDATE TWO BRICKS OF COCAINE 1566 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,752 AND PARK IT RIGHT HERE. 1567 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,380 NOW, WITH THE HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE OF THE FUND, 1568 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,882 THAT'S GONNA DOUBLE EVERY THREE TO FIVE YEARS, 1569 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,927 AND WE'RE LOOKING AT $1.2 MILLION EASY. 1570 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,428 AIN'T NO WAY YOU'RE MAKING THAT MUCH MONEY 1571 01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:33,346 WITHOUT COMMITTING A CRIME. 1572 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,473 WITH APOLOGIES TO BALZAC. 1573 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:36,766 YOU PUSSY. WHAT THE FUCK? 1574 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:37,976 YOU TALKIN' ABOUT MY BALLSACK, NIGGER? 1575 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,978 NO. 1576 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:42,230 W-WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE GET OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY 1577 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,482 WHO'VE MADE AN OPPOSITE PREDICTION ON THE MARKET. 1578 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:47,152 OKAY, WE GONNA ROLL ON THEM AND TAKE THEY MONEY. 1579 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,821 JUST HOW STRAPPED ARE THESE LOSER MOTHERFUCKERS? 1580 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,615 OH, I-I WOULDN'T WORRY. I'VE TAKEN MILLIONS FROM THEM, 1581 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:56,411 AND THEY HAVEN'T STEPPED TO ME, YET. 1582 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:58,997 LOSER MOTHERFUCKERS. 1583 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,999 DAMN. MAYO IS BADASS. 1584 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:03,585 STOCK MARKET IS GANGSTER. 1585 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,503 TAKE WHAT'S YOURS AND FUCK THE OTHER GUY, RIGHT? 1586 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:08,756 WALL STREET, MAN. THOSE ARE THE REAL CRIMINALS. 1587 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:10,925 THOSE GUYS GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 1588 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:14,053 WAIT, MAN. YOU MURDER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, BLACK. 1589 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:17,515 OH, YEAH. MURDER'S MY FAVORITE. 1590 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,523 YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU DID A'IGHT THIS TIME. 1591 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:27,066 YOUR BOY MAYO IS AN EARNER. 1592 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,527 ARE YOU GONNA GET HIM SOME HELP ON THE INSIDE? 1593 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:30,403 I'LL HELP HIM. 1594 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:31,696 BUT NOT WITH US. 1595 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,490 YOU KNOW, INSIDE IT'S ALL ABOUT COLOR. 1596 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:37,493 DUDE NEED A WHITE GANG. A VERY WHITE GANG. 1597 01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:39,704 BUT I'LL PUT THE PLAY TOGETHER. 1598 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:41,581 ♪ WE CAN'T BE STOPPED NOW ♪ 1599 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:44,083 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S BAD BOY FOR LIFE ♪ 1600 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,926 THAT'S-- THAT'S THE GANG I HAVE TO JOIN? 1601 01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:54,385 THEY SEEM KIND OF RACIST. 1602 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,221 AIN'T NO "KIND OF." THEY ARE. 1603 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,139 THAT'S THE ALLIANCE OF WHITES. 1604 01:06:58,139 --> 01:07:01,059 THAT'S ALSO YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL IN PRISON, 1605 01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:02,685 SO YOU NEED TO GO IN THERE AND YOU NEED TO MAKE THEM 1606 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:04,020 BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 1607 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,064 MATTER OF FACT, CALL ME THE N-WORD. 1608 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,191 BUT SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, THOUGH. 1609 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,108 LET ME HEAR IT. 1610 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,318 WHAT? 1611 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:11,569 NO. 1612 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,238 THAT'S THE WRONG N WORD. 1613 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:15,114 COME ON, JAMES, I'M GIVING YOU A FREE PASS RIGHT NOW. 1614 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:17,617 IN THIS TRUCK, THE N-WORD IS PERFECTLY FINE. 1615 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,869 JUST ANOTHER WORD RIGHT NOW. GO AHEAD. 1616 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,121 THAT STILL DOESN'T FEEL... 1617 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,539 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS. 1618 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,624 WHAT'S THAT PLACE WHERE YOUR LEG BENDS? 1619 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,042 MY KNEE? 1620 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,418 OKAY. 1621 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:28,962 AND WHAT NOISE DOES A ANGRY DOG MAKE? 1622 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,505 GRR? 1623 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,506 PUT IT TOGETHER, THOUGH. 1624 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,633 KNEE. KNEE GRR. 1625 01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,635 OW! OH, SHIT! I'M SORRY. 1626 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:38,846 I AM SORRY, MAN, THAT JUST-- THAT HAPPENED. 1627 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,432 THAT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED. 1628 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:45,144 WOW, I GOT YOU GOOD, TOO. IT JUST, LIKE, JUMPED OUT, MAN. 1629 01:07:45,144 --> 01:07:47,021 IT WAS A REFLEX. I-I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU. 1630 01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:49,190 I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. I WAS SAYING TWO OTHER WORDS. 1631 01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:51,192 I APOLOGIZE, JAMES. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1632 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:53,903 JUST GET YOUR ASS OUT THE CAR AND GO IN THERE, ACT HARD. 1633 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:56,823 FIT IN, MAN. GO AHEAD. 1634 01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,910 CUT THE LIGHT OFF! SHIT! 1635 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,628 FUCK YEAH! 1636 01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,724 SPIDER, YOU'RE UP. 1637 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:25,018 WATCH AND LEARN, SON. 1638 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:31,691 HI. 1639 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:35,570 UH, IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 1640 01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,405 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE BY THE NAME OF SPIDER? 1641 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:39,198 HE'S A NARC! 1642 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:42,285 LISTEN... 1643 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:44,662 THIS RELATIONSHIP CAN'T JUST BE BUILT AROUND HIM. 1644 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:47,123 I MEAN, YOU GOT A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY, TOO, YOU KNOW? 1645 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,916 AND I AM, I AM. 1646 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,252 AND I THINK I'M OPEN TO IT NOW BECAUSE OF OUR TALK. 1647 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:52,920 YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 1648 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,798 I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE LISTENIN'. I LOVE THAT. 1649 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:59,010 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND I NEVER HAD. 1650 01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:00,303 OKAY. 1651 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:03,848 YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT TOTALLY GIVING UP. 1652 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,808 THERE IS TIME. AND THINGS CHANGE WITH TIME. 1653 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,185 NO, NO, THEY DON'T. 1654 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:10,063 NO. NO, NO. THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 1655 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,439 YOU SAY THAT NOW. 1656 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,149 NO, NO, NO. I'M ALWAYS GONNA SAY THAT. 1657 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,442 OKAY. 1658 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:16,778 OKAY. 1659 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,989 AW, SHIT. 1660 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:22,700 HEY, I...I GOTTA GO, OKAY? 1661 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,327 SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. HAVE FUN. 1662 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,214 PRIVATE CLUB, JEW HAIR. 1663 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,342 GOOD ONE, SPIDER. 1664 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:43,179 I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE. 1665 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,348 UH, JAMES KING. 1666 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,724 PROTESTANT. 1667 01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:49,769 BUT, UH, RUSSELL, 1668 01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:52,146 FROM THE CRENSHAW KINGS, REFERRED ME? 1669 01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:54,315 YEAH, RUSSELL SAID YOU'D BE BY. 1670 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:57,276 ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO PRISON AND I NEED PROTECTION. 1671 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,529 WELL, WELCOME TO THE CLUB, JIMBO. 1672 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,322 GREAT! OH, GOOD! 1673 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:04,117 BUT YOU GET PROTECTION FROM US, WE GOT RULES. 1674 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,868 PRINCIPLES. 1675 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,622 WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INSIDE, 1676 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,125 YOU DON'T HANG OUT WITH THE NIGGERS OR THE SPICS. 1677 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:14,627 NOW, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BROTHER? 1678 01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,129 ME? 1679 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,132 O-OF COURSE NOT. 1680 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:22,301 SPIDER... 1681 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,928 WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? 1682 01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:26,556 I'M A BIG-TIME RACIST. 1683 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,725 I HATE THE KNEE. WHAT? 1684 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:32,395 WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 1685 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:35,648 I MEAN, HECK, I'M SUCH A RACIST 1686 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,859 THAT MY CHESS SET, I ONLY HAVE WHITE PIECES. 1687 01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:40,319 IT'S CONFUSING, BUT I DON'T-- 1688 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,405 I WON'T GIVE THE BLACKS A CHANCE TO WIN. 1689 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:44,240 OH, SHIT. 1690 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,117 HE'S A FUCKING COP. 1691 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:48,161 HE'S A COP! I SMELL BACON. 1692 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,454 I'M NOT A COP. FUCKIN' HATE NARCS. 1693 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:51,289 WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE IS. 1694 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:03,468 OH, GOD. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. OH, MY GOD. 1695 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:09,682 I'M JUST WONDERING IF MAYBE I'M NOT THE BEST FIT 1696 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:11,434 FOR THE ALLIANCE OF WHITES. 1697 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:14,854 YOU GOT ANYTHING TO CONFESS BEFORE I RIP YOUR FACE OFF? 1698 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:18,232 FINE! GO AHEAD! KILL ME! 1699 01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:20,485 BUT PLEASE TELL THE WORLD I'M NOT A THIEF! 1700 01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:22,653 I DID NOT DO THE THINGS THEY SAID I DID! 1701 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:29,452 PROMISE ME, SPIDER! PROMISE ME! 1702 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:30,912 BURN HIM. 1703 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,372 AAH! 1704 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,461 THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 1705 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:41,422 THAT'S RIGHT! 1706 01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:43,799 A BLACK MAN JUST CAME IN WITH A FLAMETHROWER, 1707 01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:47,345 JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS KNEW WOULD HAPPEN! 1708 01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:49,514 YEAH! 1709 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,224 THE DEVIL IN HERE, BITCH! 1710 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:52,683 AND HE'S A BLACK MAN. 1711 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:54,143 STAY YO ASS BACK! 1712 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,436 STAY BACK! 1713 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:57,438 JAMES! LET'S GO! 1714 01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:58,814 YEAH. 1715 01:11:58,814 --> 01:12:01,359 YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH. COME ON. 1716 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:04,362 COME ON. COME ON, LET'S GO. 1717 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,031 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1718 01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:08,991 I GOT SOMETHING I WANNA SAY TO Y'ALL SINCE I'M GUESSIN' 1719 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,785 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN FORCED 1720 01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:11,702 TO LISTEN TO A BLACK MAN. 1721 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,037 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU GUYS 1722 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,664 SHOULD JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN. 1723 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,541 BLACK PEOPLE AIN'T TRYIN' TO HURT YOU! 1724 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,584 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I AM RIGHT NOW. 1725 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,002 BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF 1726 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:22,296 WHAT YOU WERE TRYIN' TO DO TO THE WHITE GUY. 1727 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,714 THINK ABOUT THAT! 1728 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:26,050 GOOGLE "I HAVE A DREAM," ASSHOLES! 1729 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:29,262 IT'S A TEACHABLE MOMENT HERE, PEOPLE. 1730 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,556 SHOULD BURN EVERYBODY IN HERE. 1731 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,354 RUN, JAMES! 1732 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:39,564 OH, SHIT! 1733 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,357 BRING ME THEIR FUCKING HEADS! 1734 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,401 RUN, JAMES! RUN! 1735 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:45,278 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KNOCKING OVER THE BIKE FOR? 1736 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,529 RUN! 1737 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,239 OH, GOD. 1738 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:50,366 YOU JUST COULDN'T SAY "NIGGER," HUH? 1739 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,909 WHAT?! 1740 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:54,078 YOU CAN'T SEE THE IRONY IN BEING MAD AT ME ABOUT THAT? 1741 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:56,205 NO! 1742 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,999 MOTHERFUCKER! IT'S NAZI TITTIES! 1743 01:12:58,999 --> 01:13:01,085 AND THEY'RE HUGE! 1744 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:05,089 GET OUT! 1745 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:07,008 OH, SHIT! 1746 01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:09,010 BITCH, GET YOUR WHITE ASS OFF! 1747 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:11,762 GODDAMN IT! 1748 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:13,431 OH, GO, GO, GO! 1749 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:16,976 YOU BLEW UP MY CLUB, JEW HAIR! OH, SHIT! 1750 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:19,020 POST-RACIAL AMERICA, ASSHOLES! 1751 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:21,647 FUCK YOU, NAZIS! YEAH! 1752 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:28,404 I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK IN CRENSHAW WHERE IT'S SAFE. 1753 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:33,034 MY HEART IS JUST NOW FINALLY SETTLING. 1754 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:36,621 YEAH. WE'RE-- WE'RE ALIVE. 1755 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,166 HOW 'BOUT WE MAKE A TOAST TO ESCAPING FUCKING NAZIS. 1756 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,584 YES. 1757 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:50,593 YOU REALLY ARE INNOCENT, AREN'T YOU? 1758 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:53,512 YES. ABSOLUTELY. 1759 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,222 OKAY, SO, JAMES, IF THAT'S THE CASE, 1760 01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:56,932 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU TRYIN' TO FIND THE GUY THAT FRAMED YOU? 1761 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:58,476 WE ARE. 1762 01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:00,811 WHO ARE? 1763 01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:03,814 NOW, MARTIN HAS A TEAM OF INVESTIGATORS 1764 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:05,441 WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK. 1765 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,193 HE'S KEEPING ME UP TO DATE. 1766 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,778 BUT THE MILLION-DOLLAR 1767 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,905 WHO FALSIFIED MY TRANSACTION RECORDS? 1768 01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:12,657 ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. ALL RIGHT. 1769 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:14,617 NOW, THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW. 1770 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,994 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO GET IT ON THE FIRST PASS, 1771 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,412 SO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 1772 01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:19,705 THE ONE THING YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND 1773 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,040 AT THE WEALTHROP FUND 1774 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,542 IS THAT EVERYTHING FLOWS THROUGH MARTIN. 1775 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:25,503 OKAY? OKAY. 1776 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:28,589 ANY SORT OF CONTACT WITH THE CLEARING HOUSE, THE TRADERS, 1777 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:31,300 ACCESS TO TRADING RECORDS AND CLIENT INFORMATION, 1778 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,469 INTERNATIONAL ACCOUNTS, INSTITUTIONS, 1779 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:35,596 AND, OF COURSE, THE DOLING OUT OF COMMISSIONS 1780 01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:38,724 ALL GOES THROUGH MARTIN. 1781 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,810 SO IT'S MARTIN. 1782 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,937 NO. ARE YOU FUCKING KI-- 1783 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,855 IT'S COMMON SENSE, JAMES. LOOK! 1784 01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:47,692 ALL ARROWS POINT TO MARTIN! 1785 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,653 THE ONLY NAME ON THE BOARD IS FUCKIN' MARTIN! 1786 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,196 MARTIN! MARTIN! MARTIN! 1787 01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:53,739 COME ON! 1788 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:55,449 JAMES, YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 1789 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:56,784 YOU'RE GOIN' TO PRISON 1790 01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,327 UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE THAT MARTIN DID IT. 1791 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,371 THEN WE'D NEED TO GET A HOLD OF THE MASTER RECORDS, 1792 01:15:00,371 --> 01:15:02,123 WHICH IS A LOG OF ALL TRANSACTIONS MADE 1793 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:03,082 BY ANYONE IN THE FIRM. 1794 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,333 OKAY, HOW DO WE GET IT? 1795 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,001 MARTIN HAS THE ORIGINAL COPY 1796 01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:08,754 ON THE SAME COMPUTER THAT HE HAD WHEN HE STARTED THE COMPANY. 1797 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:11,507 YOU GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST GENIUS I'VE-- GET UP, JAMES! 1798 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,592 ALL RIGHT. FUCK THE BOARD! 1799 01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:16,303 LET'S GO, JAMES! WE'RE GOING TO MARTIN'S OFFICE. 1800 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:25,855 Act natural, James. You walkin' like you guilty. 1801 01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,648 HEY, BIG GUY, YOU CATCH THE GAME? 1802 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:28,899 YEAH. 1803 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:30,234 HEY, BIG GUY, MY NAME IS KEN. 1804 01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:31,527 I WORK HERE. 1805 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:40,202 Okay. Okay. It's in this cabinet. 1806 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,621 WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO 1807 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,707 GET THE DOOR OPEN. WATCH OUT. 1808 01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:48,669 I GOT IT. 1809 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,254 AH. THERE IT IS. 1810 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,506 SAME COMPUTER HE HAD WHEN HE STARTED THE COMPANY. 1811 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,717 IT'S A GOOD LUCK CHARM. GOOD LUCK CHARM, MY ASS. 1812 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,677 IT HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 1813 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,263 NO E-MAILS, NO INTERNET, NO TRACE. 1814 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:02,933 There it is! The master records! 1815 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:05,728 That's what we need. This will clear my name. 1816 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,563 OH, WELL, THEN LET'S NOT WASTE TIME. GET IT. 1817 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:12,568 YES! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON. 1818 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,070 MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ANYONE'S BITCH. 1819 01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:17,198 HEY, YOU ARE LIVIN' THE DREAM, MY FRIEND. 1820 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,909 DARNELL? YEAH? 1821 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,285 LOOK, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 1822 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,412 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL EVER REPAY YOU. 1823 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,455 OH, COME ON, MAN. 1824 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,126 JUST THIS ONCE. 1825 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,757 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP. 1826 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,759 LEAVE THE CART THERE AND BACK AWAY. 1827 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,843 MOVE AWAY, COME ON. 1828 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,345 MOVE, MOVE. 1829 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,514 I ACTUALLY RESPECT YOU FOR TRYING, 1830 01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:42,973 BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, JAMES. 1831 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:44,600 ALL RIGHT. 1832 01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:48,562 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 1833 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,481 JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1834 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,358 DON'T MAD-DOG, JAMES. 1835 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:55,194 HE'S GONNA SHOOT US. 1836 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,821 WHAT THE FUCK? 1837 01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:58,656 NO. 1838 01:16:58,656 --> 01:17:00,324 HE'S GONNA KILL US, MAN. DO YOU WANT SOME? 1839 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,992 OH, FUCK! 1840 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,828 DO YOU WANNA STEP WITH ME?! AW, GOD! 1841 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,871 YOU'D BETTER-- DON'T-- 1842 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,623 OH, SHIT! 1843 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,000 THE GUN! GRAB THE GUN! 1844 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,169 HUH? WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP THE GUN! 1845 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,046 UH... GRAB IT! 1846 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:16,090 YEAH. I GOT IT, I GOT IT! I GOT IT. 1847 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,550 YEAH, I GOT IT. 1848 01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:20,803 YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS. 1849 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,096 FIRST TIME HOLDIN' A GUN? 1850 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:23,848 NOPE. 1851 01:17:23,848 --> 01:17:26,267 MOTHERFUCKER, FREEZE! 1852 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:29,478 'FORE I POP YO ASS! "POP"? REALLY? 1853 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,647 I WOULD LISTEN TO HIM. THIS MAN'S A DANGEROUS FELON. 1854 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,732 YEAH, EXCEPT WHEN I RAN HIS RECORD, 1855 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,943 IT WAS THE CLEANEST ONE I'D EVER SEEN. 1856 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:37,987 NOT EVEN A PARKING TICKET. 1857 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,321 YEAH. 1858 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:40,739 WHAT? 1859 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:43,409 YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YEAH. 1860 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:45,369 STOP DICKIN' AROUND AND GIVE ME THE GUN. 1861 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,872 COME ON. GIVE ME THE GUN. 1862 01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,915 I THINK YOU HAVE THE SAFETY ON. 1863 01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,625 SHIT! 1864 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,504 SEE? SAFETY'S ON. 1865 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,214 SAFETY OFF. 1866 01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:02,511 MARTIN WAS RIGHT. YOU ARE A LUCKY LITTLE SHIT. 1867 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,474 DON'T GIVE ME REASON TO FIND YOU AGAIN. 1868 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:08,434 EITHER OF YA. 1869 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,360 DON'T YOU MAD-DOG ME, JAMES. 1870 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,905 LISTEN, LISTEN, I GOT SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO. 1871 01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:22,531 JAMES! 1872 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,867 WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER WE GO CATCH THIS GUY. 1873 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,535 YOU TRAITOR! "TRAITOR"? 1874 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,871 EVERYTHING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS A LIE! 1875 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,873 AND NOW I'M FUCKED BEYOND ALL FUCKTITUDE! 1876 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:34,126 M-MY LIFE'S ASSHOLE IS-- IS FUCKED! 1877 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:37,087 YOU STOP WITH YOUR UNORTHODOX 1878 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:42,134 WHATEVER HAPPENS TO ME IN THERE, IT'S YOUR FAULT! 1879 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:43,719 OH, STOP. THAT'S BULLSHIT, MAN. 1880 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,013 OKAY, I MAY HAVE LIED TO YOU ABOUT GOIN' TO JAIL, 1881 01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,723 BUT I DID MY JOB. I GOT YOU READY! 1882 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,849 READY FOR WHAT?! 1883 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:53,312 MAXIMUM-BULLSHIT PRISON? 1884 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:55,731 I ALMOST SUCKED A DICK BECAUSE OF YOU! 1885 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,567 I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT. 1886 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,196 IT'S MY SIGN. 1887 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:03,822 ♪ THE WORLD IS MINE ♪ 1888 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,324 ♪ NIGGER, GET BACK ♪ 1889 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:06,867 ♪ DON'T FUCK WITH MY STACK ♪ 1890 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:08,619 ♪ THE GAUGE IS RACKED ♪ 1891 01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:10,996 ♪ ABOUT TO DROP THE BOMB, I'M THEY MOTHERFUCKIN' DON ♪ 1892 01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:13,123 I HONESTLY DON'T GET THE DIFFERENCE 1893 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:15,084 BETWEEN ROTH AND THE TRADITIONAL IRAs. 1894 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:16,669 JoJo: FUCK IS WRONG WIT' YOU? 1895 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,587 THE SHIT IS PRETAX. 1896 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:19,922 NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 1897 01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:21,465 A LOT OF PEOPLE GET CONFUSED BY THAT. 1898 01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:23,258 NO, THIS BITCH IS GONNA MESS AROUND AND GET US AUDITED. 1899 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:24,593 SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, SON. 1900 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,053 YOU GOT FIVE YEARS' RECEIPTS, MOTHERFUCKER? 1901 01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:28,973 AND THE STRIP CLUB AIN'T NO HOME OFFICE! 1902 01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:30,683 THAT'S A RED FLAG, NIGGA! 1903 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,851 HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU BIG BEANBAG-BUILD BITCH! 1904 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:35,479 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, STOP IT! YOU ALL FRIENDS! 1905 01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,439 RIGHT? 1906 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,566 NOW, JOJO, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 1907 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,443 A STRIP CLUB ISN'T A HOME OFFICE. 1908 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,237 YOU'RE ASKIN' TO BE AUDITED, SON. 1909 01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:46,240 BUT IS BEING RIGHT MORE IMPORTANT THAN FRIENDSHIP? 1910 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,992 HUH? 1911 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:51,787 TAKE IT FROM ME. I LOST MY BLACK FRIEND. 1912 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,706 DON'T LOSE YOURS. 1913 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:55,332 HUG. 1914 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:58,127 HUG, MOTHERFUCKAS! 1915 01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:00,796 I'M SORRY. 1916 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,048 I'M SORRY, MAN. I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. 1917 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,884 HEY, BRO, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST TALK. 1918 01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:08,053 SAY, CUZ, YOU READY TO GET PUT ON THE HOOD? 1919 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:09,680 I'M ROLLIN'. 1920 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,100 ♪ BOW DOWN ♪ 1921 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,893 ♪ WHEN I'M WESTWARD BOUND ♪ 1922 01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:15,811 ♪ BOW DOWN ♪ 1923 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,229 MAYO... 1924 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,314 I NEED YOU TO SINK YOUR MIND INTO THIS, CUZ. 1925 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:21,650 ONCE YOU STEP THROUGH THIS THRESHOLD, 1926 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,528 MOTHERFUCKERS ARE READY TO KILL FOR YOU. 1927 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:27,781 I MEAN A WHOLE FRATERNITY OF MOTHERFUCKERS 1928 01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,158 GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK. 1929 01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:32,202 BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUTTA THIS. 1930 01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:35,789 THAT'S WHEN YOUR CASKET DROPS INTO THE GROUND. 1931 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:37,999 SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 1932 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:39,668 YOU HAVE ETERNAL PROTECTION 1933 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:42,671 UNTIL YOUR ETERNAL DEMISE. 1934 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:46,050 WE DEAD-ASS SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT WE DO. 1935 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:48,218 AND IF YOU GO THROUGH THAT THRESHOLD 1936 01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:49,511 AND YOU MAKE IT BACK, 1937 01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:51,972 WE GONNA BE DEAD-ASS SERIOUS ABOUT YOU. 1938 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,974 TIME TO SMOKE SOME FOOLS. 1939 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,061 CRENSHAW KINGS FOR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER. 1940 01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,771 HMM. ALMOST. 1941 01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:00,856 LET'S ROLL. 1942 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:04,651 HEY. 1943 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:06,278 YOU COME BACK SAFE. 1944 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:07,613 I WILL, SHONDA. 1945 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:10,991 WE GOTTA GO, MAYO. 1946 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,159 BYE, BABY. 1947 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,161 LET'S ROLL, CUZ. 1948 01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:17,081 HO! HOLD UP! 1949 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,373 OH, SHIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 1950 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:20,751 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! HEY! 1951 01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:22,878 IT'S DARNELL! IT'S DARNELL! 1952 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,171 IT'S DARNELL! 1953 01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,839 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 1954 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:28,217 SHIT, COUSIN! MAN, TELL 'EM TO PUT THEIR GUNS DOWN! 1955 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,094 MAN, PUT 'EM UP. 1956 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:33,138 GOD! 1957 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:35,849 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 1958 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,267 MAN, GIVE US A SECOND. 1959 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:39,436 I'M BLOODIN' IN. 1960 01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:41,605 CRENSHAW KINGS ARE GONNA PROTECT ME ON THE INSIDE. 1961 01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:43,941 SO YOU'RE GONNA GO AND KILL SOMEBODY, JAMES? 1962 01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,734 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND? 1963 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:49,238 I HAVE TO. I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. THAT IS NOT TRUE. 1964 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,991 I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU-- WE CAN CLEAR YOUR NAME, JAMES. 1965 01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:54,868 BUT YOU GOTTA TRUST ME, MAN. 1966 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:57,246 WE GOTTA ROLL, MAYO. 1967 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,748 "MAYO"? WHO-- WHO THE FUCK IS MAYO? 1968 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:01,959 I'M MAYO. IT'S MY GANG NAME. 1969 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:05,087 IT'S SHORT FOR "MAYONNAISE," ON ACCOUNT OF MY SKIN COLOR. 1970 01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:06,463 I CAME UP WITH THAT. 1971 01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:08,799 OKAY, YOU WANNA GO, THEN? WHAT? 1972 01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,551 YOU WANNA GO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1973 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:12,136 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUTTING FINGERPRINTS ALL ON YOUR GUN. 1974 01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,762 THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO JAIL, I'M GOIN' TO JAIL WIT' YOU. 1975 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:15,848 SO BEFORE YOU GO OUT THERE AND MAKE A STUPID-ASS DECISION, 1976 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,559 WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 1977 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:21,770 YEAH. THERE YOU GO. 1978 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:23,188 THAT'S-- THAT'S IT? 1979 01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:24,773 MY FINGERPRINTS ARE OFF THAT EASY? 1980 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:25,983 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. GOOD AS NEW. 1981 01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:27,693 LET'S ROLL, MAYO. 1982 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,403 JAMES, YOU GOT A CHOICE RIGHT NOW. 1983 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:31,697 YOU GOT THE RIGHT PATH, YOU GOT THE WRONG PATH. 1984 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:33,323 MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION, JAMES. 1985 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:35,200 FOLLOW YOUR HEART, MAN. 1986 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:39,163 JAMES, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 1987 01:22:46,837 --> 01:22:49,381 OH, MY GOD! I ALMOST DID IT! 1988 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:50,799 I ALMOST KILLED A MAN! 1989 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,634 AND I WAS GONNA USE THIS GUN. 1990 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,303 HEY, JAMES, PUT THAT AWAY, MAN! 1991 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,930 STOP! 1992 01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:59,308 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 1993 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:00,601 I DON'T KNOW. 1994 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,020 THEY JUST-- THEY WERE JUST ENCOURAGING ME, 1995 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,022 AND THEY WERE HIGH-FIVING ME. 1996 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,191 THEY'RE PASSING ME THIS STICKY ICKY. 1997 01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:09,902 AND BETWEEN THE POT AND THE HOS... 1998 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:12,988 IT WAS JUST AN AMBROSIA OF PRIMAL SENSATIONS. 1999 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:16,533 AND FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT, I KNEW WHAT MY PURPOSE WAS. 2000 01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:18,785 OKAY, OKAY. NOT TO MENTION RUSSELL. 2001 01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:21,246 HE'S SO CHARISMATIC. REAL NATURAL LEADER. 2002 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,498 REMINDS ME OF A YOUNG RONALD REAGAN. 2003 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:25,417 HEY. 2004 01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:28,587 THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK FOR ME. 2005 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:32,507 THANKS FOR NOT DOIN' NOTHIN' STUPID, MAN. 2006 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:33,550 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 2007 01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:47,231 ALL RIGHT, SO LISTEN TO THIS. 2008 01:23:47,231 --> 01:23:49,733 I FIGURED OUT THAT THE RESIDUE ON MARTIN'S CAR WAS SALTWATER. 2009 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,318 THEN I REMEMBERED THE MILEAGE. 2010 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,861 REASON BEING, I USED TO TAKE A PICTURE 2011 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,321 OF THE ODOMETER ALL THE TIME 2012 01:23:54,321 --> 01:23:55,739 TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM ACCUSING ME OF JOYRIDIN'. 2013 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:57,032 PEOPLE DO THAT? THAT'S AWFUL. 2014 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:58,784 YEAH, YOU DID IT LIKE THREE TIMES. 2015 01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,077 YOU TRIED TO GET ME FIRED, 2016 01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,828 BUT YOU THOUGHT MY NAME WAS ANDRE. 2017 01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:03,580 ANYWAY, LOOK: MARTIN USED TO DRIVE 2018 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,457 THE SAME EXACT SEVEN MILES EVERY DAY. 2019 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:08,001 BUT LAST WEEK, HE STARTED DRIVING 56 MILES EVERY DAY. 2020 01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:09,503 56! 2021 01:24:09,503 --> 01:24:10,963 SO, WHAT I DID WAS, I CHECKED THE MAP. 2022 01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:13,173 TURNS OUT THAT'S THE EXACT DISTANCE 2023 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:15,050 OF A ROUND TRIP TO SAN PEDRO. 2024 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,885 SALTWATER, OCEAN, SAN PEDRO. 2025 01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:18,929 I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHY HE'S GOING TO SAN PEDRO. 2026 01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:20,389 THAT'S THE ONLY THING I DON'T KNOW. 2027 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,224 HIS YACHT. 2028 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:23,934 IT'S DOCKED AT THE PORT. 2029 01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:26,144 FUCKER'S GOT A YACHT? MM-HMM. 2030 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,479 AND AN ISLAND IN CAPE VERDE, 2031 01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,022 WHERE THERE ARE NO EXTRADITION LAWS. 2032 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,358 FUCKER'S GOT A YACHT AND A ISLAND, JAMES? 2033 01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,860 FUCKING WORKING FOR A VILLAIN IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE! 2034 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,905 HE'S GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 2035 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:39,324 NOT IF MAYO CAN STOP HIM. 2036 01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:43,453 MAYO AND CHOCOLAT. 2037 01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,122 "CHOCOLAT"? CHOCOLAT. 2038 01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:47,374 IS THAT-- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE MY NICKNAME? 2039 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:48,792 THAT'S YOUR NICKNAME. 2040 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:53,714 I'LL DO BETTER. WE HAVE THE WHOLE CAR RIDE. 2041 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,882 MAYO AND...COFFEE. 2042 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:57,634 MAYO AND FUDGE. 2043 01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,303 I DON'T WANT ONE. JUST CALL ME DARNELL. 2044 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,596 HIT IT, FUDGE! 2045 01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:13,358 There it is. There's his boat. 2046 01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:15,110 The Sea Note. 2047 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:18,655 The Sea Note? What a Dick. 2048 01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:20,657 COME ON. 2049 01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:24,661 Get down, James. You gotta get down. 2050 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,456 Are those guards? 2051 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,916 I think so. There's a lot of 'em. 2052 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:33,920 Yeah. Oh, there's the computer. 2053 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:34,880 I see it. 2054 01:25:37,758 --> 01:25:39,551 James, you gotta get low! 2055 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:48,268 Oh, no. They're gettin' ready to leave. 2056 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:50,395 Shit. We gotta jump. 2057 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:51,646 All right. 2058 01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:53,732 What are you-- get off my hand! 2059 01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:55,650 Sorry, I'm nervous. Let's go! 2060 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,406 AAH! OHH. 2061 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,784 DARNELL! I MADE IT! 2062 01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:05,160 OHH! 2063 01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:11,458 LET GO OF MY FACE! 2064 01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:13,126 THAT'S ALL YOU, JAMES. 2065 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:16,046 ALL YOU, JAMES! 2066 01:26:37,818 --> 01:26:41,196 Okay. Come on, this way. 2067 01:26:46,493 --> 01:26:50,205 AH! THERE IT IS. COME ON. 2068 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:52,040 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 2069 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,000 OH, SHIT! 2070 01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:59,005 GET OFF! GET OFF! 2071 01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:02,092 GET OFF! 2072 01:27:02,092 --> 01:27:03,885 DAMN IT. 2073 01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:06,388 THIS IS THE END, GUYS. 2074 01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:08,056 YOU GOING DOWN. 2075 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,308 THAT'S GREAT. 2076 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,852 I SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE IN CRENSHAW, 2077 01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:13,228 AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO GET KILLED 2078 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,855 BY SOME WHITE GUY FROM BEVERLY HILLS? 2079 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,064 ON A YACHT! 2080 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:17,524 I'M SO SORRY. 2081 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,192 HAND OVER THE COMPUTER, JAMES. 2082 01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:21,486 COME ON. JUST CAN'T GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, HMM? 2083 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:24,197 GUYS LIKE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE FALL GUY 'CAUSE YOU'RE WEAK. 2084 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:32,247 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU OKAY? 2085 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,957 JAMES? JAMES? 2086 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:36,251 NO. JAMES, PLEASE. GODDAMN, JAMES. 2087 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:38,044 PLEASE, PLEASE, JAMES. 2088 01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:41,465 I SENTENCE YOU TO TEN YEARS IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. 2089 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,426 OH, THEY BE FUCKIN' IN SAN QUENTIN. 2090 01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:45,927 JOHN MAYER IN THIS HOUSE? 2091 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,429 MOUTH FULL OF BALLS. 2092 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:48,847 COME BACK, MAYO. TAKE IT ALL. 2093 01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:50,098 WHEN LIFE PUTS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, 2094 01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:51,808 YOU MAKE DICKADE. 2095 01:27:51,808 --> 01:27:53,059 GO SUCK A DICK. 2096 01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:55,353 YOUR CAPOEIRA'S STRONG! 2097 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,522 NOW YOU MUST BRING YOUR POWER INTO THE WORLD. 2098 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:04,654 WHAT? JAMES. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 2099 01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:06,531 I'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND FOR TOO LONG. 2100 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:09,242 NOW IT IS TIME. I CAN FEEL IT. 2101 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:10,535 TIME FOR WHAT, JAMES? 2102 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,496 PROTECT THE COMPUTER! OH, SHIT! 2103 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,039 I DON'T WANT THE COMPUTER! 2104 01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:15,624 BENCAO KICK! WHAT? 2105 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:21,713 ATAQUE! 2106 01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,717 OH, GOD! 2107 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,184 LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP! NO! 2108 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:37,187 JAMES! JAMES! 2109 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,400 TUDO BEM! 2110 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,326 ALL RIGHT, GET DOWN THERE. COME ON. 2111 01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:54,287 TUDO BEM! 2112 01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:02,879 AXé! 2113 01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:06,967 MAYO AND CHOCOLAT, MOTHERFUCKERS! 2114 01:29:08,510 --> 01:29:09,803 JAMES, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 2115 01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:11,555 YOU COULD DO THIS SHIT THE WHOLE TIME? 2116 01:29:11,555 --> 01:29:13,431 CAPOEIRA MUST NEVER BE USED UNLESS CAPOEIRA IS REQUIRED. 2117 01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:14,558 LET'S GO. 2118 01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:19,354 MOTHERFUCKERS! 2119 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:23,275 OKAY! OKAY! 2120 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,278 BELEZA! 2121 01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:28,113 COME HERE! 2122 01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:31,366 THAT'S WHAT WE DO! 2123 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,202 MOTHER-- GET OFF! 2124 01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,038 JAMES. 2125 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:38,957 DO LIKE WE USED TO DO IN THE YARD. 2126 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:42,252 YEAH! 2127 01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:44,879 YOU GOT IT, JAMES. FUCK YEAH, JAMES. 2128 01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:46,673 GET HIS ASS, JAMES. 2129 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:56,683 GOD. 2130 01:29:57,767 --> 01:29:59,060 I GOT THE COMPUTER. 2131 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,062 LIFEBOAT. COME ON. ALL RIGHT. 2132 01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:03,273 HEY, THAT CAPOEIRA SHIT WAS AMAZING. 2133 01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:05,900 BUT YOU LEARNED SOME-A THAT SHIT FROM ME TOO. 2134 01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,028 RIGHT, JAMES? WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 2135 01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:09,904 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BOAT? 2136 01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:11,239 MAN, FUCK THIS BOAT! 2137 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,824 WE TAKING THE EVIDENCE THAT YOU FRAMED 2138 01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:14,659 YOUR SON-IN-LAW WITH, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. 2139 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,494 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, MARTIN? 2140 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:17,537 TEN YEARS IN PRISON?! 2141 01:30:17,537 --> 01:30:18,997 JAMES, YOU REALIZE 2142 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,081 THAT I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. 2143 01:30:20,081 --> 01:30:21,583 I'M VERY FOND OF YOU, 2144 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,418 BUT HIMALAYAN TIGER TANKED 2145 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:24,753 AND I HAD TO GET THE MONEY FROM SOMEWHERE. 2146 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,005 I HAD NO CHOICE. IT WAS YOU OR ME. 2147 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,465 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHOICE! 2148 01:30:28,465 --> 01:30:31,551 JAMES, FUCK HIM. WE'RE LEAVING. 2149 01:30:31,551 --> 01:30:35,180 AND NEXT TIME YOU WANNA STORE SOME FRAUD SHIT, GET AN iPad. 2150 01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,682 COME ON, JAMES. 2151 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:38,892 OH, MY DAMN. 2152 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:40,769 ALISSA. JAMES! 2153 01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:42,437 DADDY, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 2154 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,396 IT'S FINE, HONEY. 2155 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:44,731 UH, JAMES. 2156 01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,483 I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA. 2157 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:48,693 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US. 2158 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:51,488 WE'LL START A WHOLE NEW LIFE IN CAPE VERDE, 2159 01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:52,906 AND NOBODY HAS TO GO TO PRISON. 2160 01:30:52,906 --> 01:30:54,240 DON'T YOU WANT... 2161 01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:58,036 A BIG, BIG ISLAND? 2162 01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:00,497 WERE YOU IN ON THIS? 2163 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:01,706 NO, NOT AT FIRST. 2164 01:31:01,706 --> 01:31:03,750 AND WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT, 2165 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,293 I WAS REALLY MAD AT HIM. 2166 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,795 BUT THEN HE EXPLAINED HOW HE WAS 2167 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:08,338 ABLE TO HIDE MOST OF THE MONEY, SO, REALLY, 2168 01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,006 THERE'S NO HARM DONE. 2169 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:12,384 JAMES, NOW, THERE'S STILL TIME 2170 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:14,678 TO GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 2171 01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:17,180 EVERYTHING. 2172 01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,264 NO! 2173 01:31:18,264 --> 01:31:20,475 I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT. 2174 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:22,852 AND YOU GOT A WHITE GIRL'S ASS. 2175 01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:25,230 THATTABOY. 2176 01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:26,940 HEY, JAMES, DO YOU WANNA SWITCH OFF, MAN? 2177 01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:28,316 I GOT NOTHIN' LEFT UP TOP. 2178 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:31,486 QUICK, THROW IT IN THE ZODIAC. 2179 01:31:31,486 --> 01:31:34,197 RIGHT. THEN WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. 2180 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:36,700 SHIT! 2181 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:40,036 GODDAMN IT! 2182 01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:42,747 I AM GENUINELY SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY. 2183 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:45,250 WHEN WE CLEAR THE BREAKWATER, SHOOT 'EM. 2184 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,335 YOU AIN'T GOT TO DO THIS, MAN. 2185 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:48,837 YOU AIN'T GOT TO DO THIS. 2186 01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,505 WELL, DAD, 2187 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,591 LOOKS LIKE YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING, DIDN'T YOU? 2188 01:31:53,591 --> 01:31:55,468 YOU WERE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME. 2189 01:31:55,468 --> 01:31:59,723 EXCEPT YOU FORGOT ONE LITTLE DETAIL. 2190 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:05,854 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 2191 01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:08,481 FIRST RULE IN PRISON PAT-DOWNS: 2192 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,275 ALWAYS CHECK THE ANUS. 2193 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:13,236 SOMEONE LEARNED HOW TO KEISTER. 2194 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:14,154 EW. 2195 01:32:14,154 --> 01:32:15,238 THAT'S RIGHT. 2196 01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:16,948 NUTS AND BUTTS. 2197 01:32:16,948 --> 01:32:20,660 YOU POINT? OKAY. THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA DO IT? 2198 01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:22,454 YOU POINT AT HIM. I'LL POINT AT MARTIN. 2199 01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:24,414 EITHER WAY. SO IF I DIE, MARTIN'S GOIN'. 2200 01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:27,375 SO YOU FIGURE IT OUT. SHOOT ME, MARTIN GETS SHOT. 2201 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,419 YOU'RE GONNA-- BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, GAYLE. 2202 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,796 ALISSA? HUH? SHOOT HER. 2203 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:34,215 SH-SHOOT HER. YOU NEED TO SHOOT THAT BITCH ANYWAY. 2204 01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:35,550 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT ME. 2205 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,051 YOU'RE WASTING TIME. 2206 01:32:37,051 --> 01:32:39,012 POLICE'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND. THAT'S RIGHT. 2207 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,638 WE'RE TALKIN' THE REAL POLICE. 2208 01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:42,807 THE ONES THAT'S GONNA COME HERE ON BOATS... 2209 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:44,058 UH-HUH. WITH SIRENS ON 'EM... 2210 01:32:44,058 --> 01:32:45,518 THAT'S GOT DOGS THAT CAN SWIM. 2211 01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:47,437 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT SWIMMIN' DOGS. 2212 01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:48,730 NOW, LET ME TELL YA, YOU'RE GONNA BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER, 2213 01:32:48,730 --> 01:32:51,316 JUST MAKE THE BULLSHIT PLAUSIBLE. 2214 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:53,526 THIS IS THE U.S. MARSHALL SERVICE. 2215 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:56,112 PREPARE TO BE BOARDED. YOU ARE CARRYING A FUGITIVE. 2216 01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:58,948 YES! 2217 01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:00,158 HELL YEAH. 2218 01:33:00,158 --> 01:33:02,243 OH, SHIT. 2219 01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:03,828 HOW? 2220 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,288 REMEMBER THIS BRACELET 2221 01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:07,749 THAT CROOKED LAWYER OF YOURS GAVE ME? 2222 01:33:07,749 --> 01:33:11,419 BY MY CALCULATION WE SHOULD BE WELL OUTSIDE THE COUNTY LINE. 2223 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:14,464 PRISON SCHOOL'S IN SESSION, BITCH. 2224 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:17,342 AND SOMEBODY JUST GRADUATED. 2225 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:19,052 THAT'S PERFECT. THAT'S PERFECT. 2226 01:33:19,052 --> 01:33:20,470 THAT'S GREAT, RIGHT? YEAH. 2227 01:33:20,470 --> 01:33:22,013 ATTENTION, SEA NOTE. 2228 01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:23,932 THIS IS THE U.S. MARSHAL SERVICE. 2229 01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,809 WHERE YOU GOIN'? YEAH, WHERE YOU GOIN? 2230 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,353 HUH, MARTIN? WHAT?! LOOK AT YOU, MAN! 2231 01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,605 I KNOW. GOD, LOOK AT YOU! 2232 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,899 WHERE DID YOU PUT-- THAT WAS IN YOUR ASS. 2233 01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:34,359 YEP. THAT WAS IN YOUR ASS. 2234 01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:36,986 THE COMPUTER PROVED I WAS INNOCENT. 2235 01:33:36,986 --> 01:33:39,823 MARTIN WAS ARRESTED FOR FRAUD, TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE, 2236 01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:41,241 AND OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. 2237 01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:44,285 AND I WILL BE CONTACTING MY ATTORNEY. DADDY? 2238 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,621 AS FOR ME, I WAS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES 2239 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:48,248 RELATED TO THE EMBEZZLEMENT. 2240 01:33:48,248 --> 01:33:49,833 SO I GUESS WE DID IT. 2241 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:51,626 MAYO AND CHOCOLATE. 2242 01:33:53,253 --> 01:33:54,712 THANK GOD WE WON'T BE NEEDIN' THIS ANYMORE. 2243 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:56,840 THIS ILLEGAL, UNLICENSED GUN. 2244 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:59,050 OKAY, JAMES. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET RID OF THAT THING. 2245 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:01,261 GUN! Man #2: DROP IT! 2246 01:34:01,261 --> 01:34:03,513 OH, SHIT. UH... 2247 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:05,431 I DID END UP GETTING SIX MONTHS 2248 01:34:05,431 --> 01:34:07,725 FOR CARRYING AN UNLICENSED WEAPON. 2249 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,105 BUT, THANKS TO DARNELL, I WAS READY. 2250 01:34:14,524 --> 01:34:16,734 MARTIN DIDN'T DO AS WELL. 2251 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,487 BUT HE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON, TOO. 2252 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:22,490 THEY BE FUCKIN' IN SAN QUENTIN. 2253 01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,117 HOW YA DOIN'? 2254 01:34:24,117 --> 01:34:25,159 A WHOLE LOTTA FUCKIN'. 2255 01:34:25,159 --> 01:34:26,452 HEY! OPEN UP. OPEN UP. 2256 01:34:26,452 --> 01:34:28,454 ♪ BUBBLE BUTT ♪ 2257 01:34:28,454 --> 01:34:29,873 ♪ BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE BUTT ♪ 2258 01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,416 ♪ BUBBLE BUTT ♪ 2259 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:34,085 SHONDA VISITED ME EVERY DAY. 2260 01:34:34,085 --> 01:34:36,838 I NEVER THOUGHT PRISON WOULD BE THE PLACE 2261 01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:38,298 I LEARNED TO LOVE AGAIN... 2262 01:34:38,298 --> 01:34:39,674 BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 2263 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,342 NO, NO, NO! WAIT! 2264 01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,595 SHE'S NOT DONE. SHE HASN'T FINISHED YET. 2265 01:34:43,595 --> 01:34:46,639 NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. WE'RE IN LOVE. YEAH. I KNOW. STAND UP. 2266 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:50,810 I HELPED THE FBI FIND AND RETURN ALL THE ASSETS MARTIN STOLE. 2267 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,771 IN RETURN, THEY UNFROZE MY BANK ACCOUNTS, 2268 01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,733 AND I KNEW JUST WHERE TO INVEST MY MONEY. 2269 01:34:59,569 --> 01:35:00,862 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 2270 01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:03,781 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS ♪ 2271 01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:05,325 IT'S GOOD? IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 2272 01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:08,453 ♪ THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ♪ 2273 01:35:08,453 --> 01:35:09,996 MAKAYLA, YOU PROUD OF DADDY? 2274 01:35:09,996 --> 01:35:11,331 DADDY DID GOOD? GIMME A HUG. 2275 01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,124 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS ♪ 2276 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,501 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 2277 01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:17,795 DADDY, I LIKE YOUR CAR WASH. 2278 01:35:17,795 --> 01:35:20,173 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, SWEETIE. 2279 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:22,008 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS ♪ 2280 01:35:22,008 --> 01:35:26,888 ♪ THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ♪ 2281 01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:30,725 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS ♪ 2282 01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:32,226 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 2283 01:35:32,226 --> 01:35:34,270 ♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE A CHANGE ♪ 2284 01:35:34,270 --> 01:35:38,399 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR US AS A PEOPLE TO START MAKING SOME CHANGE ♪ 2285 01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:42,320 I SEE YOU SURVIVED. I GUESS YOU GOT HARD, MAYO. 2286 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:45,073 NO. YOU MADE ME HARD. 2287 01:35:45,073 --> 01:35:47,659 COME HERE, MAN. 2288 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:51,663 YOU MADE ME HARD. 2289 01:35:51,663 --> 01:35:53,957 SO HARD. 2290 01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:56,250 YOU GOT ME SO HARD. 2291 01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:57,627 I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO, BIG FELLA. 2292 01:35:57,627 --> 01:35:59,253 I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 2293 01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:01,714 THERE WAS A MOMENT WHEN I STOPPED BEING HARD... 2294 01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:05,009 BUT I THOUGHT OF YOU, AND IT GOT ME HARD AGAIN. 2295 01:36:05,009 --> 01:36:07,971 AND I CAN'T EVER THANK YOU. 2296 01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:09,222 ALL RIGHT. 2297 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,724 WELCOME HOME, MAN. 2298 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:13,476 COME ON, LET'S GET IN THE CAR. 2299 01:36:13,476 --> 01:36:16,479 YOU LOOK GOOD, JAMES. 2300 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:19,023 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 2301 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:20,900 ♪ THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS ♪ 2302 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:22,527 WELCOME BACK TO THE FREE WORLD, JAMES. 2303 01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:23,903 HOW YOU WANNA CELEBRATE? 2304 01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:25,363 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON? 2305 01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:28,074 A WALL STREET JOURNAL AND A 40. 2306 01:36:28,074 --> 01:36:30,326 NOW THAT'D BE A PERFECT SUNDAY MORNING. 2307 01:36:30,326 --> 01:36:31,869 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 2308 01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:34,580 ♪ SOME THINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE ♪ 2309 01:36:34,580 --> 01:36:38,209 ♪ I GO HARD ♪ 2310 01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:42,880 ♪ SEEN YOU RUNNING DOWN THE ELECTRIC BOULEVARD ♪ 2311 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:47,010 ♪ GET UP OUT OF MY BIZ BEFORE THE PROBLEM STARTS ♪ 2312 01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:52,265 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO ACT TOUGH, THEN MEET ME IN THE YARD ♪ 2313 01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:55,393 ♪ 'CAUSE I GO HARD ♪ 2314 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:06,237 ♪ GOTTA ANGRY MOB AT YOUR FRONT DOOR ♪ 2315 01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:08,364 ♪ COMMANDIN' 360 O's AT THE CONDO ♪ 2316 01:37:08,364 --> 01:37:11,034 ♪ PUT ALL THE JEWELRY IN THE BACK WITH THE BANKROLL ♪ 2317 01:37:11,034 --> 01:37:13,369 ♪ OR ELSE YOUR MOMMA GON' BE MOURNING LIKE ALONZO ♪ 2318 01:37:22,128 --> 01:37:25,131 ♪ I GO HARD ♪ 2319 01:37:25,131 --> 01:37:30,011 ♪ SEEN YOU RUNNING DOWN THE ELECTRIC BOULEVARD ♪ 2320 01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:35,349 ♪ GET UP PUT OF MY BIZ BEFORE THE PROBLEM STARTS ♪ 2321 01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:39,479 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO ACT TOUGH, THEN MEET ME IN THE YARD ♪ 2322 01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:42,231 ♪ 'CAUSE I GO HARD ♪ 2323 01:37:56,245 --> 01:37:58,956 ♪ WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT NOW? ♪ 2324 01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:01,042 ♪ NEVER MIND, DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 2325 01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,877 ♪ NEVER SPIT WHEN I LOOK IN THE EYES OF A MAN ♪ 2326 01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:05,797 ♪ AND YOUR WORDS ARE AS GOOD AS THE LIES OF A MAN ♪ 2327 01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:07,715 ♪ NOW, WOULD YOU PARDON ME? ♪ 2328 01:38:10,426 --> 01:38:12,428 ♪ I GO HARD ♪ 2329 01:38:12,428 --> 01:38:17,266 ♪ SEEN YOU RUNNING DOWN THE ELECTRIC BOULEVARD ♪ 2330 01:38:17,266 --> 01:38:21,771 ♪ GET UP OUT OF BIZ BEFORE THE PROBLEM STARTS ♪ 2331 01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:26,317 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO ACT TOUGH, THEN MEET ME IN THE YARD ♪ 2332 01:38:26,317 --> 01:38:29,112 ♪ 'CAUSE I GO HARD ♪ 2333 01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:48,089 ♪ 'CAUSE I GO HARD ♪ 165779

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