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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,440 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:39,372 [yawning] 4 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,207 Reason for visiting? 5 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,585 [clears throat] Work. 6 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,795 Can you please take off your sunglasses? 7 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,505 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 8 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,758 How long will you be staying? 9 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,967 I don't know. 10 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,135 Where are you staying? 11 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,095 No idea. 12 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,389 Any drugs, alcohol, or merchandise 13 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,725 of $10,000 in value? 14 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,811 No. 15 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:07,275 [muffled Christmas music] 16 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:14,449 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,923 Hey, how's the air-conditioning? 18 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,549 It's great, thank you. 19 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,510 Would you like any music? 20 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,304 Oh, no. I'm cool. I'm going to use my headphones. 21 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,516 You can hook up your, uh, Bluetooth to my speaker. 22 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,017 Uh, it's all good, thanks. 23 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:43,770 * I wanna double park on that booty, baby ♪ 24 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,815 I gotta tell you, we have never had a celebrity 25 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,692 this big in the car before. 26 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,528 [muffled speech] 27 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,988 * What you mean I can't touch it? ♪ 28 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,699 [thumping electronic music] 29 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:59,244 ♪ I wanna double park on that booty, baby ♪ 30 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:22,475 [announcers speaking French] 31 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,408 [sighs] 32 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,515 [groans] 33 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,187 [spray can hisses] 34 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,231 I can't believe we have to do this during Christmas. 35 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,691 This is so fucked up. 36 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,651 I mean, the whole thing, but this too. 37 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,195 Yeah. 38 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,155 My family's celebrating without me, but that's every year. 39 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,074 [sighs] Yeah. 40 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,618 To think what he was doing in that trailer under all 41 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,203 our noses, just lying-- 42 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,287 [Ilkay Sencan's "DO IT"] 43 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,289 ♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪ 44 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,416 - * Do, do, do it ♪ - [coughs] 45 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,919 ♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪ 46 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,129 ♪ Do, do, do it ♪ 47 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,340 ♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪ 48 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,425 ♪ Do, do, do it ♪ 49 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:40,011 ♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪ 50 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,054 [muffled] Pete? 51 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,055 Oh, fuck. 52 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,056 Fuck! 53 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,599 Don't do that sh... 54 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,226 - Sorry. - That's OK. 55 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,227 - Sorry. - Hi. 56 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,520 - Pete. - Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,521 Hi, I'm Monica. 58 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,980 I'm the second AD. 59 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,233 I'll be your liaison for the rest of the shoot. 60 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,527 "I'm sorry in advance." [chuckles] 61 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,736 That's Rodney Dangerfield. 62 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,238 Do it all the time. Nice to meet you. 63 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,823 Uh-- 64 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,324 * Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss ♪ 65 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,284 ♪ All you ladies pop your pussy like this ♪ 66 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,245 ♪ Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss ♪ 67 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,579 ♪ Just do it ♪ 68 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,416 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ 69 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,084 Hey, all done? 70 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,627 Yeah. 71 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,379 So everything's closed for the holidays right now, 72 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,923 and crafty's pretty much all frozen pizza and gum. 73 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,967 But if you want slightly better pizza, 74 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,969 there's a bowling alley nearby, so I could-- 75 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,512 Cool. 76 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,638 I just--I can't wait to do a scene with Brad Pitt. 77 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,473 - Oh, totally. - Yeah. 78 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,683 We got you a whole new trailer. 79 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,976 It's from a different production. 80 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,645 I'll grab you when there's, um--so--soon. 81 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,272 - OK. All right. - Yeah. A little bit. 82 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,732 Yeah. Relax. 83 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,444 OK. 84 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,031 [sighs] 85 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,628 I got to see-- [phone ringing] 86 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,172 - Hello? - Hey, Poppy. 87 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,465 How you doing? 88 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,883 Sorry if I'm calling early or late. 89 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,468 I don't know what time zone I'm on. 90 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,136 Hey, there's my grandson. 91 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,721 What's going on? 92 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,389 You caught me in the middle of a card game with the guys. 93 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,432 Say hi to everybody. Here. 94 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,600 Hello, Peter. 95 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,934 Thank God you're calling. 96 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,686 I think your Poppy needs a loan. 97 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,688 - Where are you? - I'm in the hospital. 98 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,148 Fucking chemo takes forever, 99 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,275 so I thought I'd make a few dollars while I'm here. 100 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,443 So I'm playing cards. 101 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,736 That's--that's good. 102 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,071 It's good you're doing the chemo. 103 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,822 Yeah, well, I'm glad you think so. 104 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,116 According to the Internet, I'm fucked. 105 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,661 And, uh, nobody here is letting me win anything. 106 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,829 I respect you too much for that. 107 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,081 Yeah, sure. 108 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,165 Well, I'm shooting this Vietnam movie. 109 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,458 It's pretty cool. 110 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,126 I'm replacing this actor, because he, like, 111 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,420 fucked up or something, so they're going to CGI 112 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,840 my face onto, like, his body or some shit, I don't know. 113 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,342 But I'm doing a scene with Brad Pitt. 114 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,510 Isn't that cool? 115 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,179 Ooh, he's working with "Moneyball." 116 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,472 Yeah, yeah. 117 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,057 I'm, uh, I'm really stoked about it. 118 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,184 I mean, this is like, the first time I get to do real drama. 119 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,394 Hello, hello. 120 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,853 Hi. 121 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,606 Oh, my God, an angel just walked in here. 122 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,817 Your beautiful sister just walked in here. 123 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,111 Uh-oh, she's checking all my stuff, the nurse. 124 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,320 How you feeling, Poppy? 125 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,905 [chuckling] I'm feeling OK. 126 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,699 How many patients thought they died when they opened 127 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,575 their eyes and saw this one? 128 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,619 - Most of them, yeah. - Peter, I better go. 129 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,037 Have fun in Vietnam. 130 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,038 All right, bye. 131 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,207 Bye. 132 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,210 [pensive music] 133 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,920 ♪ ♪ 134 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,339 [sighs] 135 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,884 ♪ ♪ 136 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,386 He's dead. 137 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,054 Hi, Brad. I'm Pete. 138 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,931 Somebody's gonna have to tell that kid-- 139 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,933 Brad, hey. Hey, Brad. I'm Pete. 140 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,309 Hey, Brad. 141 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,103 I don't have a home. 142 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:39,524 ♪ ♪ 143 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,156 Somebody forgot to log out. 144 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,283 Hope you like "Brokeback Mountain." 145 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,368 There's a "Look Who's Talking 4?" 146 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,203 Whole cast is back. Holy shit. 147 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,872 Mm. "Everybody Loves Raymond." 148 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,583 And another purchase for Sebastian Stan. 149 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,045 [school bell rings] 150 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,880 [indistinct chatter] 151 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,048 Oh, hey. 152 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,300 You got any big plans for winter break? 153 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,968 No, not really. How about you? 154 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,428 Jeff's family's coming to stay with us, 155 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,804 so I'm inventing different illnesses 156 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,473 to get out of game night. 157 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,058 I'm thinking Lyme's disease. 158 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,852 I don't know. It'd be nice to have company. 159 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,312 Pete's in Canada shooting a movie. 160 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,314 I have not heard from him once since he left. 161 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,232 I'm sure he's just busy. 162 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,817 Hey, how's your dad? 163 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,153 You know, he's doing really well with the chemo, 164 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,279 thank God. 165 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,822 His appetite's a little weird. 166 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,366 I'm hoping he's going to make it to Christmas dinner. 167 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,034 I'm making all this food. 168 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,994 It's going to end up being just me and Casey, you know, 169 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,412 which is fine. 170 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,499 It's not really the Christmas I am used to, but-- 171 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,334 You need to get out of the house. 172 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,461 Why don't you come play basketball with us? 173 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,545 What? 174 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,713 Just jump onto a team? 175 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,715 What--I can't do that. It's been years. 176 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,217 It's 40 and up basketball for women 177 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,635 who have nothing else to do. 178 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,929 Half of them throw foul shots underhand. 179 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,472 You'd be LeBron out there. 180 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,932 I don't know. 181 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:57,060 I mean, I hung up my sneaks a long time ago. 182 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,229 Come on. 183 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,980 You can bring the snacks. 184 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,108 - Let me check my schedule. - [chuckles] 185 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,401 All right, yes. 186 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,568 This is where the magic happens. 187 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,653 Come on in. 188 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,987 Big butt, wow. 189 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,365 Hot set, so just be careful. Don't touch that. 190 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,616 Holy shit. 191 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,617 Can I get you anything, or-- 192 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,618 No, I'm in heaven. 193 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,786 This is fucking sick. 194 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,789 All right. And Pete has landed. 195 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,000 Oh, my goodness. 196 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,671 Cool. So where's JJ? 197 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,007 Oh! He's, uh, right here for you. 198 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,509 Oh, hi. 199 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,177 - You're on an iPad. - Pete, hey. 200 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,887 Thanks so much for filling in, especially this time of year. 201 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,597 I cannot thank you enough. 202 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,516 You're not just a hero in the movie; you're a hero to me. 203 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,685 Yeah, we couldn't get anyone else. 204 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,479 Uh-huh. Yeah, well, thanks, man. 205 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,857 I'm--I'm just happy to be here, so-- 206 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,400 Uh-- you haven't, uh, 207 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,568 read the new pages, have you? 208 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,028 No, I didn't--he didn't-- 209 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,612 It's OK, it's all-- we've cleaned it up. 210 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,905 We've pared it down really well. 211 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,991 It's really--it's great. 212 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,367 It's--it's much better now, I think. 213 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,785 You'll see. 214 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,538 Uh, you--you die in the first 10 minutes. 215 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,914 Really? I die? 216 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,791 Because I thought the story was about a platoon, 217 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,418 and it was true, and it was about how 218 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,045 they survived all these, like, miraculous situations-- 219 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,379 Chinese chicken salad, thank you. 220 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,672 Uh, that's true. 221 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,049 But I think the other thing, though, 222 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,717 is that it's really important for the movie, 223 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,178 like, for the integrity of the film, uh, the surprise factor. 224 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,679 It's like, audience is sitting down. 225 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,181 The first 10 minutes, they're not expecting a thing. 226 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,766 Then, boom! 227 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,726 Pete Davidson's head just pops off like a Roman candle. 228 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,936 It's going to blow people's minds. 229 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,314 We have good effects for that, really good VFX. 230 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,858 Cool, but like, what-- what about my arc? 231 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,736 Listen, I--I hear you. Everyone wants an arc. 232 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,404 Uh, the truth is I asked my kids, 233 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,739 you know, who do they want to see die in the movie? 234 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,199 They said you. 235 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,450 I think it's going to work great, I'm telling you. 236 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,576 I guess. Yeah. 237 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,161 Um, cool. Well, yeah. 238 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,621 Uh--you know, again, I'm just-- 239 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,373 I'm just really happy to be here. 240 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,083 I mean, I can't believe I'm doing a scene with Brad Pitt. 241 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,084 Yeah. I got to go, I got to go. 242 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,460 It's going to be great, buddy. 243 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,003 Thank you so much. 244 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,171 - [line beeps] - Uh, bye. 245 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,339 Um, I was just-- 246 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,508 OK, I'll get him-- I'll get him later. 247 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,344 [exhales] Cool. Is he here? 248 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,096 I--we're doing the Brad scene now, right? 249 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,931 Uh, yes. 250 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:01,267 We are shooting that scene now, exactly. 251 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,477 Yeah. 252 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,229 - That's cool. - [chuckles] 253 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,151 [exciting music] 254 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:14,656 ♪ ♪ 255 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,449 Brad. 256 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,911 ♪ ♪ 257 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,204 Nice to meet you. 258 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,874 - You're not Brad. - Devon Leech, Brad's guy. 259 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,128 [chuckles] Nice to meet you too, man. 260 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,713 Where's Brad? 261 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:33,258 Brad isn't coming, actually. 262 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,010 It's OK, you're in good hands. 263 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,262 I've been working with him since "World War Z." 264 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,806 Every time you only see the back 265 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,475 of his head, that's all Leech. 266 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,227 Check this out. 267 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,105 Devon, "Moneyball." 268 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,232 Devon Leech, Cliff Booth, 269 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,317 "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood." 270 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,610 Wow. 271 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,571 Yeah, actually, I totally see it. 272 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,822 It confuses me, man. 273 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,490 I'm in therapy about it. 274 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,076 So is he, um-- is he not coming? 275 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,329 There was a schedule change. Sorry, yeah. 276 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,331 So you're going to be working with Devon instead. 277 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,543 The producers let Brad spend Christmas with his family. 278 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,004 And you'll still be on the screen with him, of course. 279 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,714 And see him at the premiere, maybe. 280 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,632 Maybe? 281 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,801 I'll be there. I got you, bro. 282 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,678 Yeah, that's great. That's great. 283 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,930 It's going to be fun. 284 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,349 We'll just-- we'll get this started, 285 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,850 and we'll just--yeah, we'll--let's get-- 286 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,101 let's get you on your marks. 287 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,269 Whoo! 288 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,520 Let's do this! 289 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,774 Last looks on Leech. 290 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,400 And action! 291 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,693 Sorry, grunt. 292 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,528 My job is to get you home. 293 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,030 Home? 294 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,074 I stopped having a home the day I watched Roberts 295 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,784 get gutted like a fish. 296 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,869 God damn it, Finnerty! 297 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,789 Don't you dare tell me what home is! 298 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,040 This is our home now! 299 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,375 [whispering] Is he doing Downey? 300 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,793 Roberts had a kid! 301 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:50,960 Somebody's going to have to tell that kid 302 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,545 that his daddy is dead. 303 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:57,425 Someone's going to have to say, your dad, he's dead! 304 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,428 [phone ringing] 305 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,681 Hi, Pete! 306 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,848 How are you? 307 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,849 It's so nice to hear your voice. 308 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,059 How is Brad? 309 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,811 - Is he dreamy? - Hey, Ma. 310 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,062 How's Poppy doing? 311 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,938 You know, he's-- he's all right. 312 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,356 He's cranky. 313 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,149 He just, uh, called the TV a word that we're not 314 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,527 supposed to say anymore, because he couldn't find, um, 315 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,820 "It's a Wonderful Life." 316 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,197 And I told you that Borgnine ate 317 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,990 all the Christmas decorations. 318 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,161 I was able to replace them on Amazon Prime overnight. 319 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,371 Casey! 320 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,248 Come put this on the front door. 321 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,083 Oh, honey. I wish you were here. 322 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,711 Yeah. Well, you know, it's reshoots. 323 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,838 So it's not like I have a fucking choice, you know. 324 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,256 Oh, I know. 325 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,299 Just, uh-- I don't know how many more, 326 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,926 uh, Christmases we're going to get with Poppy, 327 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,803 - you know? - Yeah, I know, all right? 328 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,097 You don't gotta guilt trip me, you know? 329 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,473 There's nothing I can do about it. 330 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,559 I'm fucking stuck in Canada with nobody I even like. 331 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,144 No offense. 332 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,395 No, I'm--I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 333 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,938 I'm just saying that, you know, we miss you. 334 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,107 We wish you were here. That's all. 335 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,775 I got to go. I got to go. I'm at work. 336 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,110 I'll call you later. 337 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,987 OK. I love you, honey. Bye. 338 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,947 [line beeps] 339 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,456 [sighs] 340 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,541 Hey, how much longer for the neck pussy, huh? 341 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,460 - 10 minutes, ish. - All right, cool. 342 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,378 I'm going to go smoke a cigarette, all right? 343 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,713 Oh, really? 344 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,797 Um--well, as soon as he's done, 345 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,757 we're going to need you on set. 346 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,467 We're moving. 347 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,634 Cool. 348 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,969 I'll just--I'll just take a break, then. 349 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,512 All right, cool. I'll be back. 350 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,392 [pensive music] 351 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:36,358 ♪ ♪ 352 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,955 [pensive music] 353 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:57,754 ♪ ♪ 354 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,967 [bowling pins clattering] 355 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:10,100 ♪ ♪ 356 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,020 Yo. 357 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,897 Whoa. 358 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,192 You're--you're Pete Davidson. 359 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,694 What are you doing here? 360 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,071 [stammers] 361 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,698 Are you on vacation? 362 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,408 Sure. 363 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,576 Do you want to bowl? 364 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,536 No. 365 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,246 Are you here for the arcade? 366 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,749 Uh, do you want some pizza? 367 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,586 Listen, you guys. I need some drugs. 368 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,713 Like now, OK? 369 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,423 I'm really fucked up, all right? 370 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,924 I'm out here doing a war movie. The director's on the iPad. 371 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,176 They tell me Brad Pitt's going to be in it, and he's not. 372 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,386 It's Devon Leech! 373 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,221 - Who's Devon Leech? - Exactly! 374 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,848 It looks exactly like Brad Pitt, but it's not! 375 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,726 And I'm all fucked up and alone, and my grandpa's dying, 376 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,186 and all my friends won't answer my fucking phone calls, 377 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,063 and I would just really appreciate it 378 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,692 if either one of you had anything. 379 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,946 Bro, we got you. 380 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,865 All right. 381 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,535 The fuck is this, Nesquik? 382 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,704 - Just smoke it like weed. - You sure? 383 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,748 We're working at a bowling alley on Christmas. 384 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,083 We take getting high very seriously. 385 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,752 - [phone ringing] - Good answer. 386 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,296 Hold on a second. 387 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,797 What's up, dick? 388 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,215 Hey, where are you, man? 389 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,800 They're, like, freaking out that you're not on set. 390 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,885 I'm fine, man. 391 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,345 I'm at a bowling alley with my friends. 392 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,220 Wait, are you there to buy drugs? 393 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,597 Yeah. 394 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,723 I wouldn't have to do this shit if you were here. 395 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,058 I--I know. 396 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,267 I'm just, like, in the middle of, like, Christmas 397 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,269 with Lizzie's family right now, you know? 398 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,812 Dude, break out. Fuck that shit. 399 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,022 Just--just leave. 400 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,273 Just come hang out with me in Canada, man. 401 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,358 Come on. It'll be fun. 402 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,609 I really can't. 403 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,154 I'm--I'm in a, like, very Hallmark situation. 404 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,822 Dude. Just come, man. 405 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,783 Just hop on a flight. We'll have fun. 406 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,744 We could bowl and have pizza, I guess. 407 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,996 Man, it is like so Christmas over here, 408 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,791 and her dad keeps calling me son. 409 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,793 I'm in deep, man. 410 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,628 - I'm in really deep. - Whatever, man. 411 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,922 Merry Christmas. Fucking... 412 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,840 Pete? [line beeps] 413 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,841 Shit. 414 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,888 So what happened to your neck? 415 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,140 I got shot. 416 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,642 - Oh. - Damn. 417 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,937 Hey, thanks, guys. Merry Christmas. 418 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,318 Pete Davidson's on the brown stuff. 419 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,486 [laughter] 420 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,826 [spits] 421 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,756 [sighs] Fuck. 422 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,495 [groans, coughs] 423 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,131 [Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy"] 424 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,092 * If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 425 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,636 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 426 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,264 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 427 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,683 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 428 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,269 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 429 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:44,064 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 430 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,691 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 431 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,069 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 432 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,696 ♪ A pretty woman makes her man look small ♪ 433 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,948 ♪ And very often causes his downfall ♪ 434 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,825 ♪ As soon as he marries her ♪ 435 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,786 ♪ Then she starts doing the things ♪ 436 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,287 ♪ That will break his heart ♪ 437 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,040 ♪ But if you make an ugly woman your wife ♪ 438 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,668 ♪ You'll be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 439 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,128 ♪ An ugly woman cooks meals on time ♪ 440 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,506 ♪ She'll always give you peace of mind ♪ 441 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,092 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 442 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,718 [music stops] 443 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,557 How you doing, Dad? You need anything? 444 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,601 No, I got everything I need. 445 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,019 - Feel great, thanks. - Good, good. 446 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,688 It's a lot of food for three people. 447 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,607 I know. It's a very special Christmas. 448 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,858 If there's leftovers, maybe we should 449 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,610 take it to a food bank tomorrow. 450 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,278 - Oh-- - Well, that's a nice idea. 451 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,157 You reminded me, I gotta-- gotta take a plate downstairs. 452 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,451 Mom, Pete's not here. 453 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,911 Oh, I know. 454 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,163 But, uh, the boys are downstairs watching a movie. 455 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,082 - Probably starving to death. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 456 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,917 You mean these guys still come and hang out downstairs, 457 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,043 - even when he's not here? - Yeah. 458 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,503 I'm just going to bring them a plate, 459 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,838 might give them a little something to nibble on. 460 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,882 No, you're not. Come and sit down. 461 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,885 You know, boys got to eat. It's Christmas. 462 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,304 - You got to eat. - I am. I'm eating. 463 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,973 You already gave them shelter. 464 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,558 What, do you want to feed them, too? 465 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,810 Give me your hands. 466 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,688 We'll think about Peter, hope he's OK. 467 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,441 And everything's good? 468 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,234 - Yeah. OK. - OK. Let's eat. 469 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,237 To my big brother George, the richest man in town. 470 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,781 [all cheering] 471 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,576 all: * Should auld acquaintance ♪ 472 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:24,664 ♪ Be forgot and never ♪ 473 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,917 Fuck yeah, Clarence. Get those wings, baby. 474 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:33,715 all: * Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪ 475 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,385 ♪ And days of auld lang syne? ♪ 476 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,678 What's that? 477 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,057 [line trilling] 478 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:45,101 This is Nikki. Leave a message. 479 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,395 Look, Daddy! Teacher says... 480 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:51,024 [upbeat music] 481 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,443 [phone ringing] 482 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,487 [coughs] 483 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,989 Yo, shut up, bro. Pete's calling. 484 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:58,990 Hey, Pete! 485 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,368 What's up there, movie star man? 486 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,786 Hey. 487 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,120 Are--are you guys all in the basement? 488 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,955 Oh, we're just having a little holiday shindig. 489 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,165 Cannabis-mas, you know how it is. 490 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,125 - You know the drill. - Cannabis-mas? 491 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,127 You're doing Cannabis-mas without me? 492 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,713 But I, like, invented it. 493 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,465 So you invented smoking weed on Christmas? 494 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,467 Is that Peter? 495 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,344 Hey. Hi, Mom. 496 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,845 - Mama D here-- - Oh. 497 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,431 - Merry Christmas, sweet pea. - With--with the good food. 498 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,351 I wish you were here, honey. I got all your favorite things. 499 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,977 I made the little turkey sandwiches 500 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,604 - with the honey mustard. - Mmm. 501 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,314 I got your rainbow cookies. 502 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,691 Mmm. 503 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,984 Oh, yeah. Those are my favorite. 504 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,153 I wish I was there, but I'm not. Heh. 505 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,824 Ma, you know, if you feed these guys, they won't leave. 506 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,826 Celebrating baby Jesus, 507 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,327 having cannolis with the Davidsons. 508 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,329 - Don't get no better than this. - All right, guys, enjoy. 509 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,664 There's a lot more upstairs if you want it. 510 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,873 Goodbye, honey. I love you. 511 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,125 - Thank you, Mama D. - Thank you, Mama. 512 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,876 - You're welcome. - Bye, Ma. 513 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,670 Well, uh--why don't you guys just come here? 514 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,171 I'll fly you guys all out. 515 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,173 Nah, I'm stuck in the city till New Year's. 516 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,134 You know my mama don't fuck around with Christmas season. 517 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,343 I would love to be there for you, 518 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,970 but I don't want to. 519 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,848 I don't fuck with Canada, and Canada don't fuck with me. 520 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,349 It's actually pretty cool here. 521 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,976 They have their own theme song. 522 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,395 Mm-hmm. Stay strong there, bruh. 523 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,814 Work smarter, not harder, so we don't have to. 524 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,066 Long live Pete Davidson. 525 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,402 [scatting] 526 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,030 - [line beeps] - [scatting] 527 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,285 [sighs] 528 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,756 [grunts] 529 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,266 [choking, grunts] 530 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,522 [dramatic music plays] 531 00:21:54,522 --> 00:22:01,363 ♪ ♪ 532 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,949 I see you chose to enter the saloon, 533 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,410 instead of not entering the saloon. 534 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,995 That's right. 535 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,623 And I have a card in my hand-- 536 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,541 the ace of spades. 537 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,919 He made it? 538 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,505 He actually did it. Holy shit. 539 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,798 What a coincidence. 540 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:23,385 Ace, Spade. 541 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:27,931 Where did you find it, that card that's your name? 542 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,019 Maybe I should go home to my wife. 543 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,271 Do I even have a wife? 544 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,108 Maybe I should stay, because I play cards good. 545 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,861 Superman plays cards good. 546 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,739 You play cards well. 547 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:45,990 Well. 548 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,619 both: Well, well, well. 549 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,829 [head thumps] 550 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,834 - How you feeling? - I'm kind of nervous. 551 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:56,876 I haven't done this in a long time. 552 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,004 Oh, it'll be good for you. 553 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,172 This is a great place to put all your energy. 554 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,674 We leave it all on the floor. 555 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,883 What does that mean? 556 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,427 I mean, just look at Lisa. 557 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,722 Yeah, I heard her husband cheated on her with the doula. 558 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,057 I know. Look at her now. 559 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,977 - [whistle tweets] - All right, ladies. 560 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,395 Let's get this going. 561 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,063 Lisa, we're starting. 562 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,191 [exhales] [joints cracking] 563 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,281 [grunts] 564 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,867 Did she just crack her pussy? 565 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,410 [knock at door] 566 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,413 [coughing] 567 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:39,961 What? 568 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:42,339 Housekeeping. 569 00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:44,299 Fuck. 570 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,266 So sorry about that. 571 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,903 [indistinct shouting] 572 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,738 - Ready, go! - Over here! 573 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,406 Here, here! Over here! 574 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,785 Get off me! 575 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,495 [grunts] 576 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:15,622 Yeah! Yeah! 577 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,956 Take that! Take that! 578 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,625 Yes, let's go! Let's go! 579 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,336 Are you OK? You're bleeding. 580 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,129 - Do you need a minute? - No. 581 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,924 I'm going to destroy that bitch. 582 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,384 Let's go! 583 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,345 [hip-hop music] 584 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,930 ♪ ♪ 585 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,431 Everybody clear out. 586 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:34,891 Iso! Iso! 587 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,851 ♪ ♪ 588 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,978 [aggressive grunting] Come on. 589 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,146 ♪ Make shit impossible ♪ 590 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,648 ♪ Night and day... ♪ 591 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,358 Ahh! 592 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,361 ♪ ♪ 593 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,654 Boom! 594 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:51,324 ♪ ♪ 595 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,952 This is why I do this. This is why I do this. 596 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,662 Good job, ladies. Let's go! 597 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,665 [soft pensive music] 598 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,252 ♪ ♪ 599 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,171 [coughs] 600 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,519 Oh, hello. 601 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,771 - Hey. - Hey. 602 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,982 You made it. 603 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,026 Did you get some sleep? 604 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,527 I was thinking about sleeping. 605 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:30,613 But I did so many drugs, I thought maybe I shouldn't, 606 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,365 because I would probably die. 607 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,660 Yeah. 608 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,911 OK. 609 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,039 Let's just get you cleaned up. 610 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,207 You know, they say you, uh, never, uh, 611 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,002 work a day in your life if you love what you do. 612 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,130 So--so I love you. 613 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,050 I'll get you some coffee. 614 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,801 - Thanks. - Yeah. 615 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:52,927 That was fun today. 616 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,763 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 617 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,056 Did you see my dunk? 618 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,182 Yeah, man. 619 00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:58,725 You really took it to the hole. 620 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,018 Yeah. 621 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,561 Yeah, I had to call for the iso. 622 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,938 Good one. 623 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,107 Welcome to the South Island Handmaids. 624 00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:11,071 [eerie music] 625 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:15,450 ♪ ♪ 626 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:19,412 [sighs] 627 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,331 I couldn't get the tape back, 628 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:24,250 which I know sounds like bad news 629 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,752 but actually is good news. 630 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,712 Because if that tape existed, 631 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,174 we wouldn't be able to get married again. 632 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,759 [laughter] 633 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,136 [muffled chatter] 634 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:42,310 ♪ ♪ 635 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:48,441 [knock at door] [door clicks] 636 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,157 Dad? 637 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:58,576 No, it's Ray. 638 00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:01,579 How you doing, buddy? 639 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,665 - What are you doing here? - Talk to me, man. 640 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,542 What's going on? 641 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:06,793 OK, Ray Romano. 642 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,629 Well, um, I'm all alone here during Christmas, 643 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,423 and nobody seems to care. 644 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,759 And my Poppy is dying, and he's pretending like he's OK. 645 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,136 But we all know he isn't. 646 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,888 That's a shame. Yeah. 647 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,724 Hey, you mind if I, uh, 648 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,642 pick through this Joan's on Third basket? 649 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,519 Yeah, help yourself. 650 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:31,192 Yeah, I mean, uh, grandpas... 651 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:32,485 they give you a little bit of wisdom, 652 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,946 and then they die, all right? 653 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,656 That's what they do. 654 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,075 But you still got your mother, right? 655 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:41,119 You got your sister-- 656 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,496 to a lesser extent, your friends. 657 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,165 Yeah. I don't know, man. 658 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,000 I just--I feel really pathetic 659 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,543 and, like, a loser, and maybe-- 660 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:51,588 maybe everyone's just better off without me. 661 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:55,633 Maybe they are, but you shouldn't focus on that. 662 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,844 You're doing great. 663 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:01,139 You're taking drugs to make yourself feel better, right? 664 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,891 Here's what you need to do. 665 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,726 Fuck your way out of it. 666 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,270 If you take anything from this conversation, 667 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:10,690 it's that you should get yourself sucked. 668 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,361 - Yeah, sure. - You got the drugs, right? 669 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:15,737 You got the bowling alley drugs? 670 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,572 You got the ketamine? What's it called, ketamine? 671 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,366 Yeah, but I don't want to end up in a K hole. 672 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,492 I don't know what that is. 673 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:21,701 But you got to fall into a butthole, 674 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,703 is what you got to do. 675 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,829 Come on, man. 676 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,623 Kills me to see you fucking like this. 677 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,542 You know what your problem is? You don't got any problems. 678 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,544 You're too smart. You're too funny. 679 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,713 You're fucking-- you're too good at everything. 680 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,174 You should write a book. I'd read that book. 681 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,509 Just fuck everything. 682 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,594 You ain't getting any younger, man. 683 00:28:39,594 --> 00:28:42,180 Come on. You got that big dick, right? 684 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:44,474 You're like pussy Thanos. 685 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,851 Just get out there and fuck, man. 686 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,813 The luckiest man... [laughter] 687 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:53,149 On the face of the Earth. 688 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,694 - What the fuck? - 3, 2, 1. 689 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:57,070 [wire snaps] 690 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,280 [grunts] 691 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,909 - Wait a sec. - 2-- 692 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,244 - Hang on. - 1. 693 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,871 [wire snaps] 694 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,457 [groans] 695 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,753 - 1. - Fuck! 696 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:14,963 [grunting] 697 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,173 Cut! [bell rings] 698 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:19,551 Fuck! Thanks, boys. 699 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:23,096 And that's a wrap on Pete Davidson. 700 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,556 - Whoa. Wrap? - Yeah. 701 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,433 I thought it was, like, six days. 702 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,768 Great job. No, it's been two weeks. 703 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:29,728 Oh. 704 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,146 It was great working with you. 705 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,355 - You, too. - Yeah. 706 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,733 Uh, what's your name? 707 00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:36,192 Uh, Monica. 708 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,652 Monica. 709 00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,279 Monica, yeah. 710 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,823 So, uh, on the next one, right? 711 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,450 I love you. 712 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,952 All of you, I love-- I love all of you. 713 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:46,870 - Good luck. - All right. 714 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,788 Thank--OK. 715 00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:53,668 [synth music, clock ticking] 716 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:58,423 ♪ ♪ 717 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,967 Merry Christmas, Pete Davidson. 718 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:06,890 ♪ ♪ 719 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,850 I give him six months. 720 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:15,857 ♪ ♪ 721 00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:36,336 Thanks, man. 722 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,504 I don't know what I'd do without you. 723 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:38,380 Thanks for bringing my credit card. 724 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,673 Yeah, yeah. 725 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,925 Um, I've been here for, like, three hours. 726 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:45,845 How's, uh--uh... 727 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:46,971 what's--what's her face? 728 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,306 - Oh, Lizzie. - Yeah. 729 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:50,141 Yeah, it's great. It's been, like, five years. 730 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:52,018 I can't, uh, wait for you to meet her. 731 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,853 Pete! 732 00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:57,565 Oh, no. 733 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,441 Hi. 734 00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,235 It stops now. 735 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,528 What? 736 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:02,862 I know what's going on. 737 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,239 What are you talking about, Sebastian Stan? 738 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,366 Shh! No more talking. 739 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,867 Only listening, OK? 740 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,952 Because I'm only going to say this once. 741 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,370 It stops now. 742 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,038 Dude, you left your account logged in the trailer. 743 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,206 I'm a fan. 744 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:14,207 It's just-- this is what happens. 745 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,375 Of course I'm going to use it. 746 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,585 You bought 112 individual episodes 747 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:19,379 of "Everybody Loves Raymond." That's stupid! 748 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:20,755 Why don't you just bundle it? 749 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:22,215 Why don't you fucking stream it, for fuck's sake? 750 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,551 It's streaming on Peacock. It's streaming on the Cock! 751 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:27,303 You are what we call a daddy. 752 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,471 Such a daddy. 753 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,973 You're crazy. 754 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,266 I never do this, 755 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,184 but do you think I'd be able to get a selfie? 756 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,936 - [squeals] - Hey! 757 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,771 That's my best friend! 758 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:37,814 Oh, shit. 759 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:38,815 [grunts] 760 00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:40,775 - [patrons gasp] - Oh, come on. 761 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,238 Oh, snap! 762 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:48,074 That's motherfucking Bucky Barnes! 763 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,117 Winter Soldier. 764 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:56,291 ♪ ♪ 764 00:31:57,305 --> 00:32:57,564 OpenSubtitles.org AP stops working soon, but not for VIP members -> osdb.link/vip 53305

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