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Attention!

Good evening.

It's a deal, right? We will do what
we said.

AND TOGETHER AND APART

My father really wanted the player.
Not a deal breaker.

So, said another agent: "Give me my
player".

- Why start with this?
- Is my favorite part.

From the beginning, or don't
understand the purse.

Isn't it awful to talk about divorce
at a wedding?

Would you rather tell us where did
you get that shirt?

- No, go on. You can tell from
the beginning.

There was nothing, there was the Big
Explosion, and crushed the dinosaurs.

- Maybe I went too far back?
- Very funny.

It all started in a restaurant...

When we were born, our parents
would get together once a month.

They won't get lost as a couple...
you Better not do it.

- It's all wonderful. I hesitate.
Me, too.

Well, language, or steak? You between
what and what are you hesitating?

In a divorce, and in a last chance.

The fillet! There goes the diet!

- Wait! What?
- What?

- What did you say?
- You hear very well.

- What are you talking about that,
Delphine?
- Υβάν, so are you blind?

You see we're in a rut. Has the flame
is extinguished for months.

If we don't do something, you'll find
in a wall. I don't see each other
anymore.

I got the general idea, thank you.

We are on the verge of a cliff... we
Need to act, and quickly.

I didn't realize it. What do you want
me to do?

- As Alice and Julien.
- Buy a Audi A8 you?

I've been thinking about...
- I told You a thousand times.

They decided to live adventures
separately.

Alice said that it did them good and
they love each other like the first
day.

This, my love...

- Have you decided?
- We're not hungry.

We're not hungry. What can we do?

If I understand, you want to
πηδιόμ...

To fuck with other people to stay
together?... Makes sense.

Call me cold and now I'm trying to
relax...

Overdid it a little!

Do you want to save our relationship?

I don't know if I can make love with
each other. Especially if you agree.

24 hours! You didn't wait even 24
hours!

- An opportunity has presented
itself... excuse me?

An opportunity has presented itself,
so...

Ντελφ! Wait, my love!

To explain to you.

You want to do this. I, no. Do you
agree?

I did it with a heavy heart, but I
did it for you.

How you react right now? I don't
understand.

If I had to wait for, let's say.

- Get out!
- What to get lost?

I'll tell you the truth, I didn't
like. I was disgusted, only I was
thinking of you.

- Get the fuck out.
- Don't tell me to get the fuck out!

Look me in the eyes. If I go, I'm not
going back and I'll do whatever you
want...

- Poor kids! The lived all of this?
No, but we have seen the
consequences.

Please don't push! Has for all!

It's your turn, Melissa!

A very successful celebration of a
divorce! What's next?

Look at the. Looks like happy.

No, he plays the theatre and gone too
far to break it.

You know, I always envied you.

Your home, the exemplary family, your
children.

But now I say, it's nice to have a
friend who's life is shit.

I see it and I'm glad.

Very nice of you to say.

Look here! How hard it is! Dancing on
a grave.

- Sing Καμπρέλ It?
- Francis Καμπρέλ, yes.

- Is everything all right? Yes.

This is a very nice little party, huh?

Yeah, that's great.

We need to celebrate all the good
moments of life.

The first time I agree with you.

Are you sure? Did you get Alzheimer's?

I'm going to get another drink,
before I forget. Thank you very much.

Look... I've Always liked the
mother-in-law.

Cake! Cake!

I'll cut it off, but not on my own.

Υβάν! Υβάν!

- Cut together? Yes.

To live separated!

Kiss?

Who made me a gift of a duck?

I! This is a sexual game!

For the nights you won't find anyone
in the Τinder!

- What about this...?
- By me!

I did the research, I printed it out
and I have noted the ads for
apartments.

You can't buy something more big!

You know that I miss you?

To friends are gone and just the two
of us.

I have to clean it up and you don't
do anything.

And that's what I miss.

Did you find an apartment? And how's
your job going?

- Is going well.
- Good.

I'll stop you taking over at Real you?

I don't do squat. We're living
together.

You will find a house to get the kids
two weeks a month?

Will you give me diet?

Of Course... Of Course...

It's great to talk with you.

I didn't force you to stay and watch
me clean it up!

Very nice, I do.

One last thing, my little Delphine.
Will you miss me when I do bam!

- Would you do it bam? Exactly!

Like when you decided to write erotic
novels for children?

Or to open a bar for the deaf and
dumb, why rip off the restaurant for
a blind?

For years, you were trying to make a
fortune with moroccan rugs...

...made in France and sell it in
Morocco!

I was looking to find myself then.
Remember this?

Than lot of searching, you've lost me.

This phrase! From who album of Amel
Bent?

- Screw you!
- Well I did and I cheated on you!

And I'm glad. I had to do it earlier.

I waited for your permission, jackass.

We were bored for 15 years. Time to
stop this.

Oh, my poor, begins a long period of
loneliness for you.

And for you, a long period of shitty
little lives.

Take a good look, because you will be
the best agent players.

- I'm glad you're leaving.
- Good, because that's exactly what I
do.

Yes, come on now.

- Oh, poor me.
- Poor guy.

Yes, talk to my back!

What do you say now! And it's all
sorted now?

Let's just say that not everything is
exactly as I had imagined.

Rare are made.

To me, it is even more rare.
Fortunately, I know how to get on top
of me.

Sir, you can't stay here. The people
complain.

- Wait... I live There.
- And you sleep on the stairs?

It seems strange, but my friend lends
me his studio.

Where and where, comes with girls.
Puts on a scarf and I'm waiting.

- Go to the Section. No, you'll
see. Wait a minute!

- That's enough now.
- Lower tons.

Attention, sir.

Hello. Do you know the lord?
No...

- Of course, is a whore.
- I'm sorry, miss.

- Pays.
- Let's go, sir.

This is not the Real you?

This girl is a whore, with fare.

- Shut up!
- But don't you understand?

Sir, I'll take you by force.

Why didn't you answer? With got
locked up and they all looked at me
in the street.

- I was with the sister.
- What sister?

The sister of this opened.

A blonde, with big tits and a big ass.

- Bitch?
- Dirty.

Damn it!

- Υβάν, this can't go on.
- What thing?

Three months, you've done
squat.
- Not occupation.

I saw it as a living.

Or stop jumping, which is unlikely...

...because this time I have huge.

Or, I'm sorry, you find an apartment.

- Why don't you fuck on the stairs?
- It is impossible.

Why?

My sex life is always two steps ahead
of our friendship.

I'm glad to hear that.

- Hello, mr. Azan. Wait time?
- A little bit, yeah.

I warn you, this is above your
abilities.

After the slums that you showed me...

Yeah, but this here has the charm of
parisian building!

Four other floors.

Are you ready?

A fireplace... And see...

And room for your children.

- Nice, isn't it?
- I wouldn't say that.

And has a nice view.

Normally we see the Sacre Coeur.

-. Come see! No?
- No!

You didn't tell me that you are agent
soccer players?

Yeah, I recently got the license. I
don't have many customers yet.

But this will not last long. I'm
working on a very big job.

An excellent a new player.

They want him, Real and Juve. If you
represent him...

That's good... Until then, I see only
one solution, mr. Azan.

- Perfect. Tell me.
- Do you have friends?

We had time to get together, but it
will take me a couple of weeks at the
most?

I don't have a problem, but my wife
can't stand you.

- Really?
- Of the accident.

We were pretty drunk, you told me to
fly and I jumped off the 5th.

That's why it's mad at you?
Yes, since.

- Bummer.
- A little. Believe it.

- The wings were well made.
- I had to make one out of paper.

It was nice to see, though... we Had
to meet in five years.

- Don't call me again.
- I'm leaving. Thank you, huh?

I would say yes, but, as a friend,
I'll tell you not to move on.

To help me to move on, I would have
to say yes.

- I say no, but to help you..
- you're a rare friend.

I'm sorry to wake you at this hour,
but I got in a fight with Delphine.

- To get.
- I stay with you?

No, it's a very small house.
- Please, Pascal...

I don't have money for a hotel, not
even to put gas in the car.

- But I don't have a car.
- That's right.

Excuse me... What?
- So I did it for you...

- You never did anything for me.
- Right.

- Come on!
- For one night only!

- You're brother!
- Shut up! And he has kids in the
building!

What is this? Damn it!

Caught the trainer by the leg and
threw him to the bottom of the pool.

- Do you know why? No. Tell me.

When you get an orca from its family,
it becomes schizophrenic.

He might freak out. That's why they
get so many accidents in marine parks.

Yes...

- Lucas, I want you, you know.
- Yeah, I know.

- I have no intention to kill anyone.
- I didn't say that.

- Are you okay?
- Yes, why are you asking me?

The smell of you.
- What, the smell?

You smell too strongly, like old dog.

Like an old dog?

Do you have 20 euro for the buffet?

Listen, I Forgot my wallet...

Let it go. I got 10 euros from mom,
will you give me when you can.

Thank you, honey.

- Go.
- Hi, daddy.

Don't worry, nothing will happen to
the sidekick.

Of course I'm worried.

With all the bad luck I have, an
injury to us was missing.

Something stinks like dog... wet or
dead.

It smells very strongly. The smell at
all?

The Vernet.

- What is he doing here?
- I don't know.

He has his eye on Alphonse?

I can't believe it! You said that you
would have prevented!

It's my team. As a long
transcription, so more money.

He has 1,500 players. Cares for
Alphonse.

The it takes to make more money.

For the football you're talking about.

If I lose Alphonse, I'm losing it
all. I'm too fucked up, Man.

I swear to god.

He looks at me on top of that, the
idiot. Incredible! I'm cursed.

So?

- Damn it!
- It's a wonderful match.

Goals and a decisive pass. I'm gonna
miss you.

- What's that smell?
- I can smell it a long time ago.

What does Vernet and have been around
it?

She bought me headphones. It's the
latest model. I hate the drums.

Σκατοακουστικά! Giving
it to me.

- Why do you not do gifts?
- I'm poor, not like the Vernet.

I'm kidding, I don't care for gifts.
I don't like any of the Vernet.

It's completely immoral.

And I think that is cheating then his
wife.

Just like my father.

I can't stand those who put their
family at risk for sex.

Unacceptable, I agree.

You're a family man. Do you love your
wife, your children.

That's all that matters. The family.

It is the culmination of the life.

Do you know where will you sleep
tonight?

Why don't you sleep at home? At
Delphine.

Due to the crisis, many separated
couples living under the same roof.

So it has the phase.

Yes, but will never accept.

- You and your pride!
- Of Course... Mostly.

- Are you gonna be okay? Yes.

I'm sorry for tonight. Will come
Nathalie... you know.

- Good night.
- Hi.

Got a couple bucks? I don't have to
take the train to Paris.

One day, I'll pay it all back. I
swear.

- Don't worry.
- Okay, good night.

Your suitcase!

Suitcase, which tells the reason...

- I left in a hurry, you see.
- Of course.

Hello, my friend.

- I'm sorry, your card didn't go
through. I will pay you with cash.

- You'll get everything? No, only
the fries.

I would like sauce a lot, I like very
much.

Other two-three.

Thank you.

Damn it!

You can't stay here! This is my bench.

Don't worry, I fell asleep. I will
not sleep on the bench.

So say all the first time!

We can snuggle if you want. I think
you're cute.

Thanks, but I'm not interested.

So say all the first time!

Stop!

Seriously?

Damn it!

Good morning... I Would like to talk
to Delphine Azan, please.

Delphine Azan For? When did he come?
Do you know that?

Before 5-6 years.

- The one that got hit by a horse?
- No, not at all.

Is not patient... don't you recognize
me?

No.
- I'm not coming the first time.

I see a lot of people.
- Delphine Azan is a nurse!

I Realized Delphine Parisot.

Miss Parisot, former Azan. I don't
want to call Azan.

- I didn't know.
- Call.

- You want to get married?
- It is tempting, but no.

- Ντελφ for you. The Υβάν.
- I have a job, I'll call him later.

It is here, in the slot. And it
smells, looks.

- We need to talk.
- Do brain surgery now.

I'm not kidding. It is a matter of
life and death.

I'll wait to I get off.

With sodomized a homeless man.

I'm coming.

The sodomized a homeless man.

I really sodomized homeless?
Yes.

No, but almost.

- Damn it, really stink.
- Like a dog, I know.

Well, what do you want?

I want to go back to the house.

- Very funny. Seriously.
- I swear, I'm not kidding.

I can't deal.

I'm on the verge to stay on the road
and I guess I passed the brink.

Temporarily, until I figure it out.

I'll sign the football player and
then you never hear from me again.

- What do you think? Good idea,
right? No, it's the worst idea.

I'm on the floor and I'm begging you.

The good man in the storm it seems.

- Cut the stupid proverbs.
- You like Michel Ντελπές.

He says in a song:

"Whatever you need, on me you can
count on".

Stop, I'll kill you!

Do you deny that?

Of course, you'll never come back in
the house! Never!

Hard to be a nurse and don't have a
heart, huh?

Υβάν, I'm trying to stand on my
feet. And I met someone.

Have you met someone? Really?

- Is it something serious?
- Almost.

It doesn't mean anything "almost"!

And, of course, means... Fuck, I
don't answer to you!

- Lives in the house the guy? No.

It's all good.

Υβάν, I love to talk, refreshes
and stimulates.

But I have to get back to work.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to get here,
but since you're forcing me...

What's forcing you?

- The house we bought together.
- With the legacy of my father.

- There you go.
- What is this?

Copy of title of our house.

I'll zoom in a little bit, to see it.

It is specified that belongs to me
20% of the house.

- So what?
- Or buy my share.

Or I'll come and stay at 20%.

- Are you kidding? No. Will you
buy my share?

- No, you know that I'm indebted.
- It's not my problem.

I'll come and stay at 20%.

With the crisis, many separated
couples living under the same roof.

Where did you get that?
- I read it in Νοuvel Οbservateur.

- Read only the sports papers.
- Nico told me.

Delphine, don't make such a face. You
will be very happy and the kids.

- Go right? You will be together?
- No, not at all.

Don't hide your joy, Violette. Great
reception, thank you.

He'll be back really dad? I
think it was perfect.

Nice, so you don't have a problem to
give him your room.

What?

Won't be sleeping on the couch like a
rag doll.

Like a rag? The sofa is mine.

- And where he will sleep the elf?
- With you, in your room.

- That's impossible. I don't
either, Violet.

But your father didn't leave us any
other choice.

I don't care. I'm not sleeping in the
same room with the "ΥοuΡοrn".

But what he says, I don't even know
what the "U Ροrn".

- Lucas, leave the rotten!
- You can't break up like everyone
else?

You make a ridiculous party for a
divorce, and now this! You guys are
crazy!

Grow up, already!

- Violette, come here!
- Leave it to me.

To show you your room?

At least, I won't feel alone.

- The stuffed animal.
- Don't break up the family.

You have to promise me something...
Promise!

I promise, but what?

The poster is sorted by family.

- So what?
- If you hurt them, you'll figure it
out!

- And if the mother possessed all of
a sudden?
- You don't have the right.

- I want to touch the poster!
- No, no, dad!

I brought her to you! Sorted by
family.

Okay, it's settled.

- Accepted? He said he'd hang
himself.

All right, then.

Good!

The former is from those who don't
never get rid of it?

- Who do you guys think?
- You!

Good, huh?

Strange, living with someone for 15
years and one day is unknown.

A stranger who knows you really well.

I know, the joint gives me clarity.

From the first day, I knew that it
would be a very bad idea.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- You dare to touch my things?
- Is this yours?

- Do efforts, I see.
- Give it to me!

Free woman... And very sexy!

- Cut it out!
- Tiger.

- I'm rebuilding my life. I see.

- I don't have coffee?
- I don't drink coffee, so I don't
have.

- Nice of you to do this in the
fridge.
- What thing?

You threw the picture of me. The
spoil.

What do we have here?... Tiramisu! I
love it!

This is mine. Don't touch it.

Very well.

- Can I drink orange juice? Yes,
you can.

Thank you.

- What are you doing there?
- You told me that I can.

- In a glass!
- We have exchanged saliva, you know!

- Υβάν, promise me something.
- What?

You do everything in your power to be
a temporary situation.

You can't imagine, I hope, that I'm
glad I'm here.

Do you really want to answer that?

Gratin with macaroni, chorizo and
curry.

- The I boiled the pasta!
- Cut the chorizo in slices.

Shit!

Slow down!

Add to the pasta the egg yolk with
the curry.

I don't have carrie. I'll put this.

And mix it up...

Wipe out with vinegar...

- I erase you?
- And add the cream.

In two minutes, the cream becomes
a nice color...

Here, you'll fade quickly...

Now I will finish the au
gratin.

Grill for 5 to 10 minutes...

Good evening.

You look great!

Did you cook?

Spaghetti with chorizo.

- Υβάν, can I ask you something?
- - - Please.

How many times did you cook the 15
years that we were together?

I haven't counted, I don't know...

The answer varies between zero and
never.

What are you doing?

Violet will sleep in her friend Lea
and I are going to eat out.

Where are you going?
- To get laid by a football team.

With 13 or 15 players?

Have a good night.

Delphine, nice to act mature, it's...

...mature.

You're here!

- There you go.
- Thank you.

I don't think you would come. Nice
dress!

With whom will I go? I didn't dress
up like that for no reason!

Damn it, William! How didn't I think
of that?

Why is it a douchebag!

It's gorgeous and just broke up!

The perfect guy to heal the
narcissistic my wound.

With a little luck, I'll have an
orgasm until the Weekend.

You're right about William, you have
to start from something small.

Otherwise it will fall apart.

It's Delphine!

- Hi!
- Hi!

- So what?
- It's good.

You're right. It's gross.

You know what? I make cereal with
milk. Fine.

We were at a dead end.

Two kids, no desire anymore...

William, do you find me
beautiful? Yes.

So you want to flirt with me?

- I don't know...
- Honestly.

Yes.
- Perfect.

I'll give you a tip to save time.

If you flirt a woman, talking about
her, not about your ex.

- Ok?
- All right.

You give me wine?

I find you very beautiful.

- More beautiful than my ex.
- Thank you.

Don't you have bored to see the same
movie?

Are you kidding? It's a very powerful
story.

A male orca takes revenge because
they killed his wife and child.

So is "The Rapture".

No, the "Rapture", a father saves his
daughter from prostitution.

Nothing to do.

Dad, when you get home, I'll call you
every night to listen to me.

That is very sweet.

And when we're gone, I'll leave a
shirt with my scent.

The phone call is enough.

You are too funny! You're driving me
crazy! Really?

Perfect!

You're hot, he likes you, go for it!

Hi, good night, see you in a week.

Kisses, Cat.

- What do they do?
- Leave.

I work tomorrow, like me.
- But I have the day off!

Disaster!

Well, disaster: famine, war... these
are a disaster.

If I go back now, I'll throw you out
of the joy of it. It's not even
midnight.

- Who?
- Υβάν. I will say that I spent a
shit.

I see that the divorce made it more
simple on your relationship.

- Well, hello.
- Hi.

Will you join me?

- I have a very early morning
wake-up...
- To hurry then.

- Hi!
- Hi! The good.

Then, on the left.

Okay...

We have arrived!

Well, I'm leaving.

Thank you for walking with me.

You're right. Not be in a hurry.

- Are you okay?
- Perfect! I had a wonderful night!

I finally had a multiple orgasm!

- Good for you.
- You can't understand.

Mom?

You have to go to school.

Where is your father?
- I don't know.

Okay!

Kiss! Go!

My tiramisu!

The son of a bitch!

- Is everything all right?
- Damn it!

- Delphine, lock when you...
- I Was on my own, supposed to be.

No, not what you see.

I'm telling you to make a downstairs
toilet...

We'll do nothing, we're not together
anymore. And hide it there.

- It's like you've never seen!
- I don't want to see it again.

I'm just kidding.

- Get out!
- I have to finish what I started.

I'm not a faucet!

That's it!

Tell me something...

- Did you do something with tits?
- Υβάν, get out.

- Did you do something with your
boobs! No, I didn't do anything.

What good do you do hair removal now!
You left only one line!

The times have changed. In my time,
was...

Bush! Forest!

Stop it!

- What was that noise?
- Get the fuck out!

Get out of here, leave me alone!
Leave me alone!

With the gift of the Real you?

- Get out! Were you playing with
a sex toy?

- Stop it!
- It's 9:30 in the morning, sick!

They're having a party with your
hormones?... I come with a big
cucumber!

I can't take anymore, damn it!

- You come to see?
- Can't you see I'm working?

Υβάν, come back to see.

Come on, move your ass.

Don't touch them... This is yours.

Put tape to each have space in the
fridge.

- 20% of the house and of the
refrigerator.
- You're kidding.

In host, but I will not feed you,
too... you Want to see the sequel?

Do you know what does that mean?

- Υβάν, I ask you a question.
Yes.

Perfect, keep going?

The programme of the bathroom based
on my schedule.

I have 80% of the house and work. So,
I'm ahead of you.

- And if I need to pee?
- Ask politely permission.

And, of course, you could just close
the lid and you can take care of to
paper.

- That's what I do...
- Stop it.

Come on, we continue.

- What is this?
- The decision of divorce.

I can't zoom in. It is on paper.

You see that everyone has the kids
every other week.

So, the living room, we share week
after week.

When you have kids, it's yours.

This is absurd, since we live under
the same roof!

Why? School, homework, food. One week
on, one week didn't you?

Delphine, I have a job!
- If you had, you wouldn't be here.

Well, we're done. Any questions?

That's all great, but what happens if
you don't agree?

- You're leaving.
- I agree in the end... fine.

This is so great. I should have done
this with my husband!

- And you divorced?
- No, he's dead.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- How much bored with him.

- Is it worth another joint, eh?
Indeed.

Me twisting my grandson. Stupid, but
good with his hands.

- And obeyed the rules?
- Initially, it was like a wet cat.

But quickly rediscovered his old self.

You're a good kisser.

- I don't know...
- are you Coming?

I thought that your ex lives in your
house.

Not tonight. The player plays in the
province and it will stay there.

The kids are at my mother's.

- What are you doing here?
- I can't sleep and I read.

- What are you doing here, I mean.
- Is the match cancelled due to storm.

- Why am I not surprised, do you
think?
- I don't know.

I took the kids out of your mother's.

We came here for.

- Who is he?
- My lover.

Not yet... Nice to meet you. William.

William? Are you a magician?

No, doctor. A colleague of your wife.

I don't care... do you mind to keep
us?

Pretend I'm not here.

- It don't bother me a bit.
- You see that he doesn't care.

Good night.

- Willie... you're a doctor, right?
Yes.

Let me ask you something. I've had
shortness of breath.

Like I have a whistle from the
bronchi.

- Is it serious?
- I don't know.

I'll do it, for you to understand.

- Indeed, it is...
- Worrying, eh?

Υβάν, get out of here.

I leave you with.

- I'm sorry.
- I don't mind.

Appendicitis happens at any age?

I have a little discomfort in the
groin.

Beat it!

I leave you with.

I hope to use a condom.

Reap the stds!

I do like to not be here.
- I'm trying.

- Look at me... Focus.
- All right.

Come on...

- I can't hear you. Are you finished
already?
- Υβάν, get the fuck out!

William, a little advice.

In Delphine likes to be on top.
That's the only way...

Get out, don't cut off your balls!

Did this a long time ago, darling!

I'm not anymore your sweetheart! Okay?

Let me fuck now, because I, unlike
you...

...I have waited over 24 hours!

You gave me permission!

What's going on? Do a threesome?

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your
mother is a nymphomaniac.

What are you talking about!

- He cheated on me in front of my
face!
- But I'm not cheating on you!

We're not together anymore, get over
it!

We are getting a divorce, Υβάν!

- I better go.
- Stay where you are!

We broke up months ago. I have a
right to bring a man in the house.

Guys, let's go. Let's leave your
mother to party with a stranger.

Exactly!

I'll tell you a story... The three of
us, like old times.

Very hard! A man in the house with
your wife?

I admit, it wasn't easy.

I don't know how I would react. How
did you get it?

Like a man... not bad, I think.

- You are very mature.
- Do you think?

I think as we get older, we need to
act like grown-ups.

It takes maturity.

This is the secret of maturity.

Dad, I'm stuck in a problem. Will you
help me?

No, it's not my week.
- But you're here.

- Tell you I'm not.
- My mom sucks at math.

I didn't check your mom at math when
I met her...

Don't blow it!

I can't stand it anymore! I've been
really busting my balls!

What's the problem?

Dad doesn't help me in math, it's not
the week of.

Do you want to do it?... To help you
in math?

First of all, you don't go to high
school and secondly, have you seen
your grades?

Do the wrong exercises, but I'm not
bad.

I don't want to jump a couple of
classes. The level of education is
sad.

- I don't understand.
- Very simple.

I'm in no hurry to join the active
life. It's absolute chaos.

- And pretend to be underachieving.
- It's harder than it looks.

The first thing I see when I wake
up...

...is the face.

You can't imagine how happy I am.

I love this woman. We are so many
years together.

Is no longer love, it's...

...compact energy, full of joy... you
know?

Hours, I think it's so beautiful I
want to drown her! I swear to god!

It's great!

And when the kids bring us breakfast
in bed...

I swear to you, the family is a great
thing.

So...

It is the story of a couple
separating.

They hate each other so much that
they kill each other.

- Fortunately, he dies first. I
had marked this film.

I watched my parents do pounce on
each other.

Let's avoid better the stories of
divorced couples.

- Υβάν...
- But what I just said?

There is.

The face of the woman was magic!

- What are you doing here?
- Delphine, are you following me?

Answer me! What are you doing?

Eat. Fillet of a duck, actually.

And with very pleasant company.

In our restaurant where you proposed
to me...

...and I said that I was pregnant
with Violet?

And you're in this restaurant. Where
is the problem?

With a friend, not a slut.

She is the daughter of a friend of a
doctor.

- And how old is it?
- 24.

In fact, you don't give diet, but
you're doing the table sluts.

- However,... - Lore!

She insisted on coming to buy me.

Seriously? Yes.

- You have an apartment? Yes, I'm
sharing an apartment.

Perfect, the Υβάν loves living.

But you need room for my kids.

Shut up, it's ridiculous. Let us.

You can't imagine how I'm relieved
that you finally got rid of him.

Thank you, good strength and a good
appetite.

Thank you. Good appetite and good
night.

Didn't look much like a slut.

You could find worse.

Asshole!

- I did not at all, huh?
- Sit down! 24-year-old!

You're right! If all of these
24χρονα sluts us stealing their
men...

...what will we do then?

Scrambled eggs with truffle?

Or a soft-boiled egg?

The lord said that you will pay the
bill.

Good evening, ladies.

- Who is he?
- The ex-husband of my daughter.

- And what's he doing here?
- Is broke.

And the kind-hearted daughter of my
hosts.

It's my home here.

The most important is that I finally
got rid of it.

I love you very much son-in-law. A
very remarkable man.

You're lucky, Chantal.

- I'm here, huh?
- The brothers-in-law is a lottery.

Yes.
- What's playing?

- Is that right?
- You, Josephine.

What are you doing, girls?

I'm thirsty. I'll get you a drink.

So, what do we have here?

It's a little chilly, huh?

Well, having a good time?

In your position, I would have
dropped this.

- Do you think? Absolutely.

Still. I'll take a family photo.

I will explain to you. I'll take a
fucking selfie.

For you see... you Are happy with the
groom?

That's it!

Nice!

Ladies, have a good night.

He has a nice dick, though.

- Mom, I can tell you a little bit?
- Of course, whenever you want.

- Because it's not your week.
- I'm not like your father.

How long is this comedy? I,
personally, can't take it anymore.

- What is comedy?
- Playing with dad.

My love, do what we can to put you in
the middle.

Yes, it makes eye.
- These are stories of large.

You'll understand when you're older,
okay?

Delphine, can you open, please? I
want to pee.

- Not now.
- I can't wait.

I'm sorry, I walked first.

I'm late for an important
appointment. I'm asking nicely. Open
up, please.

- I don't care, I went first.
Open this door now, damn it!

I can't believe it! Open up or else...

- Otherwise, what?
- I will pee by the door.

- I'm leaving.
- I'm gonna pee, right? I don't care.

- We always Here were you? Yes.

- I didn't know.
- Leave alone the grown-ups.

I wouldn't bother flushing.

Look what I found in the cellar!

A wedding gift from my mother in law.

Don't tell me, she gonna kill me.

Do you know how much this is
worth?... Neither do I, but I think...

I'm very glad to see you. I had to
see you...

...from the wedding to the Max.

Delphine, what are you doing here? I
don't have on-call duty?

- What's going on here?
- The yo-Yo has a birthday.

You didn't have it noted on the
agenda.

We ate in the Καρουζό, but it
was closed and we came here.

It's the week of my...

All right?

Yeah, it's fine.

- Have a seat with us. Thanks,
I'll sleep. I am a body.

Have a good night.

Relax, it doesn't bother me at all.

My mother in law has only one talent.
At the wine.

Chateau Μαλεσκό Saint And... I
can assure You, it's...

For your birthday, Yo!

And yet, you, Marie, bother me.

I listened to hours of crying when
he's cheating on Zack.

Do you remember that I tried to
convince you not to break up with him?

What does it say? You wanted to break
up?

Don't worry, I advised her to cheat
on you with your brother.

Well, we'll try the wine?

Wine open... I don't remember the
expression.

Can you give me the glass, please?

You had problems in the company.

Didn't you say to your wife to dump
you. Do you remember?

Who listened to your whining for your
black luck? I!

Don't look at me like that! The
exemplary couple!

You called me I just broke up to tell
me you will support me!

Did you wonder how I survived all
these years with such an asshole?

Should I keep going? Who's next?

Delphine, look at me. Come take a
look.

Shut the fuck up.

- Potty, happy birthday again.
- Thank you.

On my birthday, you will get to
entertain us.

Yeah, way to go.

- Hi.
- Have a good one.

To live, Λυλύ...

- Well done, sweetie.
- Here, my love.

Thank you!

- Perfect! I don't have that!
Well, I'm glad.

This is from me.

This year I didn't have a lot of
money... it's a boat.

Don't be like that. Ten years I do
gift drawings for you!

Okay, not the gift, but will you do
something for me.

- What thing? Will you tell me
how you met.

Yeah, you two bicker all the time and
we don't think we fell in love ever.

We want to know how did you fall in
love.

Say, after asking.

Well...

It was a spring evening. I was with
Nico.

We were bored, roam aimlessly in
Paris.

We heard of a party of nurses.

At these parties, usually has a lot
of girls.

We managed to get to the party.

And there, I fell right over... to
your mother. It was beautiful.

She hypnotized me completely.

I gathered as much courage I had...

...and I suggested to go out to a
restaurant.

- In a chinese restaurant we went to
just.
- I have allowed my finances.

- Which was higher than today's.
Yes, maybe.

Anyway, we went to the restaurant and
I was scared to death.

He impressed me, he was gorgeous,
brilliant...

And I was so shy...

...which I drank then liquor litchi.

Awful.

I got drunk and I threw up.

The I went to the student room.

I took care of him and I was holding
his head all night.

Indeed... oh, my God.

I'm angry with myself, because I
don't even remember our first kiss.

Seriously? Yes, I get angry a
lot.

- You didn't kiss me that night.
I kissed you.

No, I was thinking that if you
thought you had done the first step...

...not difficult to do the second.

Are you kidding?

You kissed me for the first time in
concert Ριχιες. Do you remember?

Of course I remember...

I know what you have in mind.

Trust me, it's not a good idea.

What I have in my mind?

You got a problem?

You have a problem with your face?

I know what you're thinking... you
want to, but...

And I'm dying from desire, you know...

But that would be stupid.

I was going to wash the glasses by
hand, but if you wish, as you say...

...I'll leave you to wash.

Here is the detergent.

She was never more beautiful.

It's always been, stop. I just don't
looking at her anymore.

Nico, you know me well. Answer me,
honestly.

Why mess with what I want to?

Not the Delphine managed to make you
happy.

We came to pull chicks. Look here...
Fuck, he leaves.

- Answer me!
- What?

There are no failures, Υβάν. Only
people who give up.

And you gave up a lot.

- You think so?
- I don't think, I know.

I saw it, I know. Every time, you
fell face-first into something.

You were sure that you have the best
plan...

...that will get you out of the shit
and it will lead you to success.

And every time, you fell flat on his
face. And good for you.

But with the slightest problem, you
start to have doubts.

You're passionate about something,
and then a real turn-off.

"Good, but I'll try something better".

Each time it was like that. They
weren't bad choices.

This is not the problem.

The problem is you. Why are you
afraid.

It may be a little afraid, as we
all...

What am I afraid of?

If you don't make it.

That if you give your all to
something and fail, I'll say
ridiculous.

But I don't mind!

We finally have to finish what you
started.

I'll start finishing my drink. For a
start.

- I don't like it, but I'll drink it
all.
- That's it!

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Yeah...

- Do you want to come with you?
- Why? A thousand times I've come
back drunk.

Had a good time.

It's been fun, I say.

You're my brother... you're my buddy.

Damn it! A very low car!

Watch the door... Damn it!

Are you okay?

Yeah, well. Fine.

I just got hit in the ass.

I didn't do anything!

- You're terrible! You raped me?
- Are you okay?

- Are you kidding me? And what are
you doing here?
- I'm drunk.

Gently, I walked into my room, I
don't know how...

I swear I didn't touch you.

You came, you jumped me and it
started to...

- Are you telling me that I...
- In a way.

- You're a very sick man!
- Calm down! I don't have capsules!

Go away, I will kill you. I'll cut
out your eyes and nails.

You don't want me to finish first? It
seems to me that you have missed.

- Me? Yes, you.

Not having a good time with the
magician.

The magician is wonderful!

- And why it turns me on, then?
Me?

Wax, wear a sexy negligee, playing
with the duck.

I know what you want and it's here.

- Beat it!
- Don't worry.

I'm not so frustrated, I got out of
jail.

The my pillow!

- I swear, they did. I guess you
didn't hear me.

- I need to talk to Lea.
- One in the morning?

You don't understand. I have to tell
someone.

You tell me.

Okay, I don't take the Lea. But will
you listen to me.

I swear to god.

Seriously. We have all the bad of the
divorce, without the good.

Everyone said, you'll see it's fun
the divorce.

Your parents do all day.

When parents split up, the Lea has
quintupled the allowance of...

...and threw her grades.

Can you imagine?

Idiot!

"Nobody loves you".

"What are you waiting for? Hang
yourself!"

"Get out of here, go to hell!"

"Shut up, you little shit. Shit your
pants, dwarf".

"Lucas, the σκατονάνος".

ADMINISTRATION

- Who is he?
- Your daughter's did.

The asshole τραμπούκιζε
the Λυλύ.

Good morning... Come in, please.

- How are you?
- Okay, thank you.

- It happens in three months.
- Three months?

The student will be expelled and will
be a recommendation to his classmates.

- Why don't you say anything?
- Nothing we can't tell you.

- But here we are, my love.
- Really.

Who said to me, say that I'm not here?

- A nice treat for your daughter.
- You're the same way, mom.

- You have problems as a couple?
No.

We are no longer a couple.

Are divorced, but live together.

How we shall mourn our family life?

- Do you live together? Yes...

Indeed... Because of the crisis,
mostly.

The crisis that we suddenly found it
before 5-6 years.

Many separated couples living under
the same roof.

Didn't read it... in the Νοuvel
Οbservateur it?

I'm tired of make a mess of my room.

You think it's right to see you naked?

Naked?

I'm tired of the
σκατοφαγητά. I've taken
three pounds!

Mom, don't preach to me.

Which brings boyfriends home for a
threesome?

Hours, the kids are saying things...

You can step out for a moment the two
of you? I want to talk to you.

Go, children. You need to talk to the
grown-ups.

I to you I was referring to.
- Really?

Are you proud now?

Thank you.

- I'm sorry, I didn't know.
- Don't worry, everything will be
fine.

I had to put them in their
place.
- I'll cancel the miscarriages.

Did you hear what they said about you
in front of the director?

Walking around naked!

Better than to fuck with three at the
same time!

How you talk to me like that? The
kids are in there!

You saw what they said to a director,
who is a good person?

Give me a break!

I want to call social
services?
- No, we'll make it.

Do a threesome!

Wait... you can't give up your
parents.

We'll be back when solve your
problems.

- Say something!
- We'll be fine with grandma.

She lives alone, doesn't fight with
anyone. It will be a change for us.

Grandma.

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

No stress, dad.

Makes sense, you can't take the
kids...

Come on, get in the car.

- They took it well? Not
particularly.

I go to work. When I get back, you're
not here.

Tomorrow, I'll take out a loan to buy
out your share.

You don't want to come unannounced to
your house, but you don't answer.

You need to talk to you, damn it.

Come on!

- What are you doing there?
- Will play again.

No, because you're a bad player.

And I put the coin here. So, it's my
turn.

- , But has more posts.
- I want this! Get out!

I'll call the police.

Crazy!

Calm down! Very temperamental, you're
here!

Good morning, how's it going?...
Handcuffs? Really?

Yeah, shut up. I'm not Bin
Laden. Relax.

We don't have the right to drink here!

Yes, look right at me!

How are you? Did you sleep well? You
have become a "customer"?

What is she doing here?

- It was with me when you called.
- With you?

You picked a fine time to fuck with
the best friend of my wife.

I'll explain it to you. It all
started the divorce party.

I didn't want to tell you, because I
didn't think...

- But I'm serious.
- Really?

- You do not? Yes.

I'm warning you, I'm not getting
married before 40.

I don't mind, I'll wait.

Crap...

He called me Alphonse!

I haven't talked to him yet?
No, why?

- I don't get drunk for this?
- For what?

Damn, I don't know what you did.

Yesterday, Alphonse said he picked
you and today signs with the Vernet.

- What do you think? What is this
shit? So I understand.

He went to the home and spoke with
Delphine.

- Can we talk?
- Your wife told me all about it.

You're worse than my father. And I
thought that you honor your word.

- I swear.
- Don't call me again.

- Are you okay? Yes, I need to
see the kids.

- Don't bother, he's not here.
- I don't have school today. Where is
it?

With their mother... At William.

- Damn it! To William the physician?
I called them all to the cottage.

- Do you have the address of the
cottage?
- And it was, don't give it to you.

You know, Sophie, unlike you, I love
you very much.

And when I met you, I said:

"If Delphine grow old like her
mother, I would be the happiest man
alive".

- Go to "drop it" now? Not at all.

From 1975 has to flatter a man.

Okay, you leave me no choice.

Do you see that? Give me the address.

Otherwise, uploading it on the
Internet with your information.

Do, do, do, Υβάν, I finally get a
damn sex life.

I can't take it anymore... I can't...

Sophie, I need you. I can't give up.

Do you understand? I can't.

For the first time in my life, I have
to finish what I started.

- I have to get 3.
- Six. Lost.

Of the loan and your car?

I don't know, I was weak. I've always
liked him, you know.

Mom, you don't like you very much.

I'll leave you. Comes.

- Who is it?
- My father.

Very present for the former, right?

The dad of Lucas and Violet. I'm
going to greet him.

- What will it do for us?
- Nothing, don't worry.

Be careful, he may be crazy.

I would like to talk to Delphine.

Better to do it right away reversal.

Please, stay out of it.

- Do you hear me?
- Don't touch me!

- Let go of my face!
- Beat it!

I'll never get out!

Beat it!

Never mind my eye! You're hurting me!

What are you doing?

- Let go of my father!
- He keeps me!

- Let go of my neck!
- Let him go!

Stop!

He started it! He grabbed me from
behind!

Split up!

Whoever moves will be shot!

Still.

After the divorce, it is a little bit
disturbed.

Boy, let go of the shotgun.

Shut up, I'll cut your head off.

All right, honey. Let's just calm
down, okay?

Do you want to play a Score of 4?

I always liked the Score of 4.

Or do you prefer to split the m&M's
by color?

You came again to do it all upside
down as usual?

No, listen to me.

- I need you here and now.
- Why here and now?

- Do you want to end it all?
- Yes, more than anything in the
world.

Me too, nice. Come on, I'll explain.

Come on, quickly.

Quickly, my love.

Be careful!

It's a deal, right? We will do what
we said.

You're the player I wanted. I'll take
you to the top.

With this contract, you will get a
nice and big family.

- What are you doing here?
- Listen, Alphonse...

Okay, so I lied and crap, but they
came all of them.

My daughter, my wife, my son... to
show you...

...that I'm a good family man!

- I don't care, I'm signing off now.
- Listen, I'm not like the Vernet.

I don't care about the money. Do you
understand?

- What do you want? Playing for free?
I didn't say that!

We need to get paid well, a football
player you are.

I want you to play in a good team,
where you will be happy...

...and you will grow as a family,
like us.

But what do you think? You betrayed
your family.

No, I'm not like your father.

Very nice, get them out now and sign
like the big boys.

Please! Don't sign it!

Otherwise, the Υβάν will not work
and will not get rid of him.

We didn't say that.

I didn't endure all the time at home.

- You don't want back to your room?
Yes, but...

It's our dad.

- Either you handle the situation.
Yes, but...

What is this guy? He doesn't want
even his family.

How long is the career of a
footballer? 10 years at the most?

Perfect, the first ten years are the
best with the Υβάν.

Be there, present, attentive.

Do you feel the most important person
in the world.

You really feel special and this is
very rare.

Then it spoils the thing.

And you can't take it, when you've
lived something incredible.

But the first ten years...

...you can't imagine how it is to
love this man.

In your position, I wouldn't let a
chance like this.

This is all very touching. Let's
continue we now.

I'll send them away or can I do it?

No, wait.

- How do you say my parents?
- What are you talking about now?

- How do you say my parents?
- I don't know, it's not important.

Ιζιντόρ and Αμελιά.

- Your date of birth?
- This is ridiculous, Alphonse.

22 October 1999.

- What is the hui?
- Oh, no, you have a lot of kinks.

When you travel, you need everything
to be symmetrical on your coffee
table.

The same and your locker at all in
the locker room.

And in his fridge he wants them all
double. Otherwise he goes crazy.

You try to get on the field with the
right.

This is a tradition, not hui. Do it
from 9 years old.

But do you know all this, you have to
care a little bit.

Come on, let's go.

I'm sorry.

- Perfect your plan.
- I know, right.

I was very good when I said the
kinks. I thought I had him.

I understood what you meant, madam.

He's a good kid.

A contract of three years, a large
salary and huge bonuses.

He has already put ten goals this
year.

And the father found us an apartment
near the home of our mother.

- And you have again your rooms are?
- At mom's.

At dad's, we share it.

And your parents?... Getting together
again?

No! We didn't say that it's a story
with a good ending.

- Υβάν, do that shit, do you
think?
- I don't think so, I'm sure.

Shit, wedding, wedding, shit.

- My dear, come dance with me!
- I'm coming, my love!

- Go dance with mom.
- Way to go, make fun of me.

Unlike others, I have the money.

If I want to do it here and now, I
can.

Very good, "Roger Moore".

Very nice start you're doing!

The magic of money, man.

- What are you doing, dad?
- Well, I'm drunk.

- You're not drunk.
- I'm... did you Find your mother?

Yes, there is.
- And now you tell me.

- There? Yes!

I was looking for you everywhere! I
can tell you a couple of minutes,
Delphine?

- This is the ex? Yes.

What fun! That's exactly how I
imagined him!

Yes, it's fun.

- I'm going to find a young man.
- Good luck.

It's not at all a matter of luck.
It's a matter of charm.

Well, I... it's hard!

Thank you! Good-bye!

- Is everything all right?
- Perfect.

Me too, although I'm a little drunk.

I wanted to show you something.

As long as it's not the ass.

- Very funny! Mild cigarette? Not
at all.

Yeah, I know... Look.

- A home!
- A cottage!

It doesn't look good on the phone.
Here has a pool.

And behind, a pond with water lilies.
Very beautiful, you'll see.

- Perfect. Why are you showing me
this?
- Why show off?

I made a folder in the bank to buy
this house.

I thought it would be perfect for the
kids a holiday home.

But I have a bit of a problem. I'm
missing a chapter.

- 20%; , For example.

I thought, after kids go to, maybe
you could...

We could both...

Why are you laughing like that?

Does that mean yes?

But why are you laughing like that?

Means yes?

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