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♪ COME LISTEN CLOSE ♪
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♪ THERE'S A RHYTHM
TO THE NIGHT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ♪
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♪ I MAKE A PLAN,
I FIND A MAN ♪
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♪ I LOCK AND LOAD ♪
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♪ I'VE HAD MY EYE ON YOU
IN YOUR GOOD SUIT ♪
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♪ NOW LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW THIS WILL GO ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU FEEL THE RAIN ♪
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♪ BOY, YOU'D BETTER RUN FOR
COVER OR YOU'LL DROWN ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE YOU IN,
I'LL LET YOU IN ♪
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♪ I'LL MAKE A SOUND ♪
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♪ LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE MOVIES
WHEN THEY SING ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ OHH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME ♪
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♪ I'LL KEEP MY COOL,
I'VE GOT MY RULES ♪
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♪ I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR CHILDISH WAYS ♪
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♪ THIS IS A GAME,
BUT IT'S NOT ♪
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♪ YOURS TO PLAY ♪
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♪ EVER WONDERED WHY ♪
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♪ SOME GIRLS CAN TAKE
AND SOME GET LEFT ♪
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♪ AND LIE BEHIND? ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT A MYSTERY ♪
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♪ THE TRUTH IS YOU ARE BLIND
TO WHAT YOU REALLY NEED ♪
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♪ IN THIS LIFE ♪
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♪ MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID ♪
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♪ PLAY HARD TO GET AND NEVER
GIVE WHAT YOU CAN KEEP ♪
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♪ I DID MY TIME, I PLAY
THIS MUSIC IN MY SLEEP ♪
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♪ YOU ARE THE JESTER
IN MY COURT ♪
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♪ AND I, I PLAY THE QUEEN ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME ♪
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♪ I AIN'T NO FOOL,
I GOT MY RULES ♪
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♪ I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR CHILDISH WAYS ♪
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♪ THIS IS A GAME,
BUT IT'S NOT ♪
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♪ YOURS TO PLAY ♪
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♪ IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN ♪
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♪ DON'T COME IN RIDING ON
A HORSE TO RESCUE ME ♪
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♪ THE NIGHT IS YOUNG
AND FULL OF MYSTERY, YOU SEE ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE
YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME ♪
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♪ I'LL KEEP MY COOL,
I'VE GOT MY RULES ♪
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SORRY. SORRY.
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♪ I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR CHILDISH WAYS ♪
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♪ THIS IS A GAME,
BUT IT'S NOT ♪
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♪ YOURS TO PLAY ♪
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AWW!
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I FORGOT LIPSTICK.
CAN I BORROW YOURS?
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I GOT CAUGHT IN SUCH A DRESS FUCK
ON THE WAY OVER HERE,
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I JUST REALIZED I'M WEARING TWO DIFFERENT
SHADES OF BLACK.
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DOES THIS LOOK OK?
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IT'S CUTE IF YOU'RE
GOING TO CHURCH.
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SERIOUSLY. WHERE THE
FUCK ARE YOUR TITS?
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IS THIS NOT THE MOST
FUCKED UP DOUBLE DATE EVER?
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IT IS NOT THAT BAD.
IT IS THAT BAD.
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CAN WE JUST DITCH 'EM?
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AH, I THINK THESE GUYS
ARE KEEPERS.
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BUT HE'S SO
FUCKING FRENCH!
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YOURS IS, NOT MINE.
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YOURS IS A PUSSY.
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♪ LISTEN CLOSE ♪
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♪ IT'S TIME THAT I IMPART ♪
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♪ THESE WORDS OF WISDOM ♪
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♪ ON HOW PLAYING IS AN ART ♪
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♪ YOU'LL NEVER EVER LOSE ♪
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♪ JUST FOLLOW MY RULES ♪
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♪ YOU'LL HAVE ANY MAN
YOU CHOOSE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE RULES ♪
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♪ JUST FOLLOW
THE RULES ♪
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IT'S TOTALLY USELESS.
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WHAT, A PHILOSOPHY
DOCTORATE?
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WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THAT?
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OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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GET A JOB IN
A PHILOSOPHY FACTORY.
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NO, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
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PHILOSOPHY
IS NEVER USELESS.
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NOT EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE SO LOGICAL!
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RIGHT, BECAUSE THE IDEA OF YOU
AND I TOGETHER DEFINITELY DEFIES LOGIC.
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OH, AND SO DOES THE IDEA
OF YOU MOVING BACK TO PARIS,
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QUITTING A FULL-TIME JOB
TO BUM AROUND AT A UNIVERSITY AGAIN.
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I'M NOT GOING
TO BUM AROUND.
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I'M WORKING
ON MY DISSERTATION!
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SAVED BY THE CHECK.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK OF MY NEW PLACE, THE NEW BAR?
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IT'S AMAZING, TYLER.
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THANK YOU.
IT'S NOT DONE YET.
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THE BATHROOM IS SO NASTY,
EVEN LIZZIE'S CRABS WON'T GO IN THERE.
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HA HA HA!
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TRUE. YEAH,
LAUGH IT UP. HA HA!
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YUKKA YUKKA.
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SLUT. NO, REALLY,
I APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU GUYS APPROVE.
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WELL, IT HAS A FULLY STOCKED BAR.
HOW COULD I NOT APPROVE?
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OH, FLIP.
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NOW IT'S
A HALF-STOCKED BAR.
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I'VE GOTTA FIND
A NEW BARTENDER.
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MY TURN.
NUH-UH.
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YEAH-HUH. YOU
GOT BRUNCH LAST WEEKEND.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU WERE SO
NICE TO GET DINNER TUESDAY NIGHT.
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THAT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE SO NICE AS
TO GET ME CUPCAKES THAT AFTERNOON.
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OH, MY GOD.
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IS THIS WHAT IT'S
LIKE FOR YOU TWO IN BED?
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"NO, NO, NO. BUT YOU
WENT DOWN ON ME LAST NIGHT."
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"NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU WERE
ON TOP FIRST LAST WEEK."
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"NO, NO, BUT YOU SUCKED
MY BALLS FOR LIKE 3 WHOLE MINUTES."
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NO!
NO!
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OH, MY GOD, IT IS.
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I GOTTA HAVE MY JONES
EVERY MORNING.
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IT REMINDS ME OF THIS
PLACE BACK AT HOME.
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I GREW UP IN GROSSE POINTE, BUT I SPENT
MOST OF MY SUMMERS AT LAKE GENEVA.
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OH, MY GOD!
I LOVE SWITZERLAND.
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HA HA HA! FUNNY.
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NO, NO, I MEAN THE ONE
IN WISCONSIN.
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YES, YES.
I LOVE THAT LAKE.
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OH.
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DID YOU KNOW AL CAPONE
USED TO HAVE A HOUSE THERE?
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REALLY?
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SIR, THE CRABCAKES.
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CRABCAKES. THIS PLACE
HAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST CRABCAKES.
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I COULD EAT THEM FOR
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.
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ME, TOO.
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YOU WANT ONE?
HAVE ONE.
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OH, WAIT. YOU'RE NOT
ALLERGIC, ARE YOU?
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DON'T THINK SO.
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OH, BELIEVE ME,
YOU'D KNOW. TAKE ONE.
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HERE YOU GO. GO ON.
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JUST...
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OH!
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- IT'S A LITTLE HOT.
- JUST...
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MMM...
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RIGHT?
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DELICIOUS!
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DELICIOUS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, HAVE THE REST.
I'LL ORDER ANOTHER ONE.
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NO, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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OK.
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MORE FOR ME.
YAY...
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GUYS, WE ARE GOING TO CHECK OUT
MY FRIEND'S ART SHOW DOWNTOWN.
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YOU INTERESTED?
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HIS MIRRORED ...
JOURNEY INTO THE SUBCONSCIOUS
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BUT WITH TRASH.
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SOUNDS COOL!
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
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NO, THAT'S PRETTY LATE.
SAM, IF YOU WANT TO, WE TOTALLY CAN.
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ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?
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NO. I HAVE TO FILE
A DEPOSITION TOMORROW MORNING.
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I'M NOT GONNA STAY
UP ALL NIGHT LOOKING AT TRASH.
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I PROMISE YOU, I'LL GET YOU HOME
BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING.
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GOD, I FUCKING
HATE YOU.
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I FUCKING HATE YOU, TOO.
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OK, I'LL CALL YOU
TOMORROW, SAM.
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BYE.
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OH, MY GOD!
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THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
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ARE YOU OK?
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I'M FINE.
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SO, DO YOU WANT TO
COME BACK TO MY PLACE?
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CAN I TAKE
A RAIN CHECK ON THAT?
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OH, OK.
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DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME,
OR SHOULD I CALL YOU?
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I WILL CALL YOU.
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THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
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CHECK!
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WELL,
THAT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
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I WOULDN'T WORRY
TOO MUCH ABOUT IT.
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EVERYBODY IN
A RELATIONSHIP FIGHTS,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LIZZIE.
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YEAH, BUT DOESN'T
THAT SEEM DIFFERENT?
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THAT'S JUST THEIR THING.
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IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL.
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WE NEVER FIGHT.
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SHOULD I BE WORRIED
ABOUT US?
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WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?
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BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT
TO ME, REMEMBER?
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I TOTALLY LOVE IT.
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BUT IT'S
COMPLETELY USELESS.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GO
TOIL IN THE FIELDS ALL DAY.
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YOU SIT AT A COMPUTER,
JERKING OFF,
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SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
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JERKING OFF?
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OH!
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OH!
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WELL, WHY SHOULD I LET
MY NECK GO NAKED
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WHILE YOU WEAR
BULLSHIT TIES EVERY DAY?
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FINE! THEN I'LL
TEAR THEM UP!
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ACTUALLY, THIS WAS
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM MY MOM.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL
YOUR THROW PILLOWS?
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WHAT COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY DO WITH
SO MANY THROW PILLOWS?
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DON'T THROW THOSE
ON THE FLOOR!
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THEY'RE NOT ON THE FLOOR.
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THEY'RE ON TOP OF YOUR CLOTHES WHICH ARE
ALWAYS ON THE FLOOR.
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OH, YEAH?
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YEAH!
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MMM.
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MMM. YOU KNOW
WHAT I HATE?
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WHAT?
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HOW YOU ALWAYS CALL ME EVERY NIGHT
BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP.
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WELL, I HATE
THAT YOU ALWAYS PICK UP.
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AND I REALLY HATE
WHEN YOU--
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OH OH AH.
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BUT I LOVE THAT.
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I LOVE THAT.
OH, I LOVE THAT.
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MMM!
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AH, LOVE THAT.
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♪ CAN YOU MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME, TELL ME ♪
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♪ I WANNA FEEL LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ ARE YOU HAPPY? ♪
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♪ YOU LOOK SO SATISFIED ♪
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♪ YOU MAY BE ALL THE TROUBLE
THAT I NEED ♪
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♪ AH AH ♪
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♪ AH AH AH
AH AH AH ♪
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♪ LISTEN TO THE ... ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING SO SERIOUS ♪
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
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WHAT?
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YOU ALWAYS BRING ME
BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING.
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WELL, THEN, TOMORROW MORNING,
I'LL MAKE YOU DINNER.
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HA HA HA!
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♪ MAKE ME UP
AND MAKE ME OVER ♪
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♪ MAKE ME HIGH
AND MAKE ME SOBER ♪
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AND OF COURSE...
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I KNOW. YOU HAVE TO
WAIT FOR ME.
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MMM!
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OK.
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OK.
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UHH!
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♪ ...AND SHUT MY EYES ♪
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♪ MAKE ME UP
AND MAKE ME OVER ♪
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♪ MAKE ME HIGH
AND MAKE ME SOBER ♪
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YOU WERE JUST KIDDING
ABOUT MY THROW PILLOWS, RIGHT?
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YEAH...
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NO.
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♪ JUST MAKE ME UP
AND MAKE ME OVER ♪
237
00:12:50.730 --> 00:12:55.105
♪ JUST MAKE ME HIGH
AND MAKE ME SOBER ♪
238
00:12:55.105 --> 00:12:57.938
♪ TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME ♪
239
00:12:57.938 --> 00:13:01.063
♪ I WANNA FEEL LIKE YOU ♪
240
00:13:10.355 --> 00:13:12.063
FUCK'S SAKE!
241
00:13:19.105 --> 00:13:21.105
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?
242
00:13:30.397 --> 00:13:33.022
♪ YOU SAID YOU'D COME IN
ALL THE WAY TO ME ♪
243
00:13:33.022 --> 00:13:36.647
♪ I SAW YOUR ...,
I KNEW YOU'D DO IT FOR ME ♪
244
00:13:36.647 --> 00:13:39.022
♪ I'M TRACKING MYSELF
TO FALL ON THE GOOD FAULT ♪
245
00:13:39.022 --> 00:13:39.855
♪ TO SORT THE GOOD
FROM THE BAD ♪
246
00:13:39.855 --> 00:13:42.022
♪ THE GOOD FROM THE BAD ♪
247
00:13:42.022 --> 00:13:44.522
♪ THE DECISIONS, WHO SAID
THAT WE CAN MAKE 'EM? ♪
248
00:13:44.522 --> 00:13:47.105
♪ IN OBVIOUS WAYS,
WE SAID WE'LL TAKE 'EM ♪
249
00:13:47.105 --> 00:13:49.105
♪ THE EASY LIFE
IS CLOSER TO THE GROUND ♪
250
00:13:49.105 --> 00:13:50.730
♪ AND ACCORDING
TO THAT SOUND ♪
251
00:13:50.730 --> 00:13:52.730
♪ THIS IS WHERE
I WANT TO--UH-OH ♪
252
00:13:52.730 --> 00:13:54.480
♪ I WANNA TAKE IT,
I THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT ♪
253
00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:55.730
♪ I TAKE IT, I TAKE IT ♪
254
00:13:55.730 --> 00:13:57.230
♪ I THINK THAT I CAN
MAKE IT ♪
255
00:13:57.230 --> 00:13:59.730
♪ OH, ONE SHARP LOOK,
AND MY HEART'S ON THE FLOOR ♪
256
00:13:59.730 --> 00:14:02.105
♪ YOU SAY, "WAIT,
I'M NOT READY" ♪
257
00:14:02.105 --> 00:14:03.647
♪ AND YOU HEAR ME SOAR ♪
258
00:14:03.647 --> 00:14:05.730
♪ 'CAUSE YOU WANT IT,
YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT ♪
259
00:14:05.730 --> 00:14:09.022
♪ I WANT IT, YOU WANT IT,
YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT ♪
260
00:14:09.022 --> 00:14:11.647
♪ IT'S A MILLION YEARS
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ... ♪
261
00:14:11.647 --> 00:14:13.355
♪ FEEL THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST
AND FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT ... ♪
262
00:14:13.355 --> 00:14:17.022
♪ BECAUSE YOU WANT IT, I WANT
IT, YOU WANT IT, I WANT IT ♪
263
00:14:17.022 --> 00:14:18.480
♪ YOU WANT IT, I WANT IT ♪
264
00:14:38.522 --> 00:14:40.772
HEY, LIZZIE.
WHERE ARE YOU?
265
00:14:40.772 --> 00:14:41.647
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET FOR LUNCH
10 MINUTES AGO.
266
00:14:41.647 --> 00:14:44.480
I'M SORRY, SAM.
RAIN CHECK?
267
00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:46.563
HANGOVER BANGOVER.
268
00:14:46.563 --> 00:14:48.105
YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT.
WHERE ARE YOU?
269
00:14:48.105 --> 00:14:49.605
STILL IN BED.
270
00:14:49.605 --> 00:14:51.522
YOU DIDN'T GO TO WORK TODAY?
THOUGHT YOU HAD A DEP--
271
00:14:51.522 --> 00:14:53.772
NO. IT'LL HAVE TO
WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
272
00:14:53.772 --> 00:14:55.480
HI. WHAT CAN
I GET FOR YOU?
273
00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:57.730
OH, WHAT DO I WANT?
274
00:14:57.730 --> 00:15:00.272
GRILLED SALMON, KALE
SALAD, LARGE PINK LEMONADE.
275
00:15:00.272 --> 00:15:03.105
GRILLED SALMON, KALE SALAD,
LARGE PINK LEMONADE.
276
00:15:03.105 --> 00:15:04.480
OK.
277
00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:06.022
HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I WANT?
278
00:15:06.022 --> 00:15:08.105
'CAUSE I'M
A FUCKING GENIUS.
279
00:15:08.105 --> 00:15:11.063
♪ GONNA KICK IN THE DOOR
OF MY ... ♪
280
00:15:18.688 --> 00:15:20.897
MOVING OUT
OR MOVING IN?
281
00:15:20.897 --> 00:15:23.105
MOVING IN. OR SHOULD I SAY
MOVED IN?
282
00:15:23.105 --> 00:15:25.355
THIS IS JUST THE LAST OF MY STUFF
FROM OUT OF STORAGE.
283
00:15:25.355 --> 00:15:29.105
MY FRIEND KAILEY USED TO LIVE HERE.
SHE MOVED TO SHANGHAI.
284
00:15:29.105 --> 00:15:31.855
THEY LOVE TALL BLONDES
WITH BIG BOOBS OVER THERE.
285
00:15:31.855 --> 00:15:35.313
I'M IN 403.
WE'RE NEIGHBORS.
286
00:15:35.313 --> 00:15:38.230
OH, SO, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL
THE THROW PILLOWS.
287
00:15:38.230 --> 00:15:39.855
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
288
00:15:39.855 --> 00:15:42.563
THIN WALLS!
289
00:15:42.563 --> 00:15:46.105
I'M SAM.
I'M MEGAN.
290
00:15:46.105 --> 00:15:47.105
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.
291
00:15:47.105 --> 00:15:49.688
YEAH!
292
00:15:57.980 --> 00:16:01.105
BREATHE IN
THROUGH YOUR NOSE...
293
00:16:01.105 --> 00:16:05.022
AND OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE.
294
00:16:05.022 --> 00:16:08.480
NOW LET'S HAVE A MOMENT
FOR MEDITATION.
295
00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.480
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
296
00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:16.105
CLEAR YOUR MIND...
297
00:16:16.105 --> 00:16:20.688
AND KEEP BREATHING.
298
00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:28.105
RELAX.
299
00:16:28.105 --> 00:16:30.105
LET YOUR MIND
GO BLANK.
300
00:16:33.105 --> 00:16:35.688
NAMASTE.
301
00:16:38.105 --> 00:16:38.897
FUCKER!
302
00:16:54.730 --> 00:16:58.105
♪ BLACK MOON IN A WILD SKY ♪
303
00:16:58.105 --> 00:16:59.480
HEY, DAVE?
304
00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.105
IT'S JENNA.
305
00:17:01.105 --> 00:17:03.105
YES.
306
00:17:03.105 --> 00:17:07.647
LISTEN. WANT TO GRAB
A DRINK SOMETIME?
307
00:17:07.647 --> 00:17:09.938
♪ WHEN YOU HIT THEM KEYS,
YOU PLAY MY HEART ♪
308
00:17:09.938 --> 00:17:11.105
♪ LIKE VELVET TONES
IN SMOKY BARS ♪
309
00:17:11.105 --> 00:17:12.730
OH!
310
00:17:12.730 --> 00:17:15.772
I REALLY NEEDED
THIS GIRLS NIGHT.
311
00:17:15.772 --> 00:17:17.147
LAURENT IS DRIVING
ME STIR CRAZY.
312
00:17:17.147 --> 00:17:20.105
IT'S LIKE HE'S GETTING
CLINGIER AND CLINGIER
313
00:17:20.105 --> 00:17:21.855
THE CLOSER IT GETS
TO HIM LEAVING.
314
00:17:21.855 --> 00:17:23.647
WHEN IS HE GONNA
LEAVE EXACTLY?
315
00:17:23.647 --> 00:17:25.105
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
316
00:17:25.105 --> 00:17:28.730
AND YOU'RE SPENDING HIS LAST NIGHT
IN CHICAGO WITH ME?
317
00:17:28.730 --> 00:17:30.855
YEP. WELL,
HE'S BUSY PACKING,
318
00:17:30.855 --> 00:17:32.522
SO I WILL
SEE HIM LATER.
319
00:17:32.522 --> 00:17:35.855
IS EVERYTHING OK?
320
00:17:35.855 --> 00:17:36.855
I DON'T KNOW.
321
00:17:36.855 --> 00:17:40.230
ACTUALLY, I WAS
KIND OF THINKING
322
00:17:40.230 --> 00:17:42.105
THAT HIS LEAVING MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
FOR US TO TAKE A BREAK.
323
00:17:42.105 --> 00:17:45.397
A BREAK?
324
00:17:45.397 --> 00:17:47.105
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
DATING FOR TWO MONTHS.
325
00:17:47.105 --> 00:17:50.105
DO YOU WANT A BREAK, OR DO YOU JUST
WANT TO BREAK UP?
326
00:17:50.105 --> 00:17:51.730
WAIT A SECOND.
327
00:17:51.730 --> 00:17:53.730
LAURENT AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR TWO MONTHS.
328
00:17:53.730 --> 00:17:57.022
THAT MEANS THAT YOU AND JASON HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR 3 MONTHS!
329
00:17:57.022 --> 00:18:01.147
WOW, SAM! IT'S YOUR
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP EVER!
330
00:18:01.147 --> 00:18:02.813
SHUT UP! YOU ARE MY
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.
331
00:18:02.813 --> 00:18:05.063
A-FUCKING-MEN.
I WILL DRINK TO THAT.
332
00:18:05.063 --> 00:18:06.438
TYLER!
333
00:18:06.438 --> 00:18:08.647
HOLD ON, BITCH.
334
00:18:08.647 --> 00:18:11.105
FUCK YOU, HOMO.
335
00:18:11.105 --> 00:18:13.105
OH! MY TURN.
336
00:18:13.105 --> 00:18:14.730
WHAT ARE YOU POURING?
337
00:18:14.730 --> 00:18:18.480
ALL RIGHT, RED WINE,
MANHATTAN,
338
00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:20.105
VODKA RED BULL,
339
00:18:20.105 --> 00:18:22.105
AND POMMAGEDDONS.
340
00:18:23.105 --> 00:18:25.480
UH...
341
00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.105
RED WINE...BITCH.
342
00:18:28.772 --> 00:18:32.105
MANHATTAN...HIPSTER.
343
00:18:33.688 --> 00:18:36.105
VODKA RED BULL...
OH, DEFINITELY DOUCHEBAG.
344
00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:42.105
AND POMMAGEDDON...SLUT.
345
00:18:42.105 --> 00:18:44.105
FUNNY, THOUGH. I WAS THINKING
THAT THE RED WINE
346
00:18:44.105 --> 00:18:45.397
WOULD BE
FOR THE HIPSTER.
347
00:18:45.397 --> 00:18:46.897
NOPE, SAM'S RIGHT.
348
00:18:46.897 --> 00:18:51.105
EXCEPT THE POMMAGEDDONS--IT IS
NOT FOR THE SLUT OVER THERE.
349
00:18:51.105 --> 00:18:53.938
BUT FOR THE TWO
IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW.
350
00:18:53.938 --> 00:18:56.730
OOH, OK. I HELP YOU CUT THROUGH
ALL THE LEGAL CRAP
351
00:18:56.730 --> 00:18:59.563
TO GET PERMITS FOR THIS PLACE,
AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME.
352
00:18:59.563 --> 00:19:01.105
OH, SKANK YOU VERY MUCH.
353
00:19:01.105 --> 00:19:03.480
ARIGATO.
354
00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:05.105
CHEERS.
355
00:19:06.480 --> 00:19:09.063
AHH...PLLL!
356
00:19:11.897 --> 00:19:14.063
HI, LAURENT.
357
00:19:15.730 --> 00:19:18.105
WHAT? NO, I DON'T
HAVE YOUR LEATHER JACKET.
358
00:19:18.105 --> 00:19:20.105
I GAVE IT BACK TO YOU.
359
00:19:20.105 --> 00:19:23.022
DID YOU CHECK
YOUR SUITCASE?
360
00:19:23.022 --> 00:19:25.647
OH, FUCKING GOD.
I'M SORRY, SAM.
361
00:19:25.647 --> 00:19:28.480
IT'S OK. I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM ANYWAY.
362
00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:30.730
WHAT? WHAT?
363
00:19:30.730 --> 00:19:32.397
YEAH, THEY HAVE LEATHER JACKETS IN
PARIS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
364
00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:46.855
OH!
365
00:19:46.855 --> 00:19:50.105
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
366
00:19:50.105 --> 00:19:52.105
YOU'RE MY BUDDY'S
GIRLFRIEND.
367
00:19:52.105 --> 00:19:54.063
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
368
00:20:01.813 --> 00:20:03.688
HOLD THAT.
369
00:20:09.105 --> 00:20:11.063
BUT STILL...
370
00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:15.105
OHH...
371
00:20:15.105 --> 00:20:17.397
OHH!
372
00:20:17.397 --> 00:20:18.980
IT'S WRONG.
373
00:20:18.980 --> 00:20:22.272
DAVE...
WHAT'S WRONG
374
00:20:22.272 --> 00:20:26.730
IS YOU'RE ABOUT TO MISS OUT ON THE
BEST FUCK OF YOUR LIFE
375
00:20:26.730 --> 00:20:30.730
WITH A SUPER-BENDY
YOGA INSTRUCTOR
376
00:20:30.730 --> 00:20:37.105
WHEN YOUR "FRIEND" CALLED YOU A
SELF-DELUDED HALFWIT BEHIND YOUR BACK.
377
00:20:37.105 --> 00:20:38.480
HE SAID THAT?
378
00:20:38.480 --> 00:20:40.063
HE DID.
379
00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:43.063
FUCK HIM.
380
00:21:00.522 --> 00:21:02.063
YEAH.
381
00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:14.480
UHH!
OHH!
382
00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.063
UHH!
383
00:21:19.897 --> 00:21:22.063
OHH!
384
00:21:23.105 --> 00:21:27.105
OHH!
YEAH! YEAH!
385
00:21:29.355 --> 00:21:33.063
HERE, TURN ME AROUND.
I WANT TO WATCH US IN THE MIRROR.
386
00:21:41.272 --> 00:21:44.688
YES! YES!
387
00:21:49.272 --> 00:21:51.438
WAIT.
YOU'RE TAKING PICTURES?
388
00:21:51.438 --> 00:21:53.105
GET ON THE GROUND.
389
00:21:53.105 --> 00:21:54.480
OH, THAT'S GROSS.
390
00:21:54.480 --> 00:21:56.063
DO IT.
OK.
391
00:21:58.897 --> 00:22:01.480
OH, OH.
392
00:22:01.480 --> 00:22:03.105
SAM?
393
00:22:03.105 --> 00:22:05.897
JENNA!
394
00:22:05.897 --> 00:22:07.522
SAM?
395
00:22:07.522 --> 00:22:08.772
OH, HI!
396
00:22:08.772 --> 00:22:10.480
WE'RE KIND OF IN THE
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.
397
00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:11.605
NO, WE'RE NOT.
398
00:22:11.605 --> 00:22:13.647
PULL UP YOUR PANTS.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
399
00:22:13.647 --> 00:22:16.522
WHAT? YOU CAN'T
LEAVE ME LIKE THIS.
400
00:22:16.522 --> 00:22:20.063
OUT! BEFORE I TELL SECURITY THERE'S A GUY
IN THE GIRLS' ROOM.
401
00:22:24.855 --> 00:22:26.938
HOLY SHIT, SAM!
IT'S BEEN AGES!
402
00:22:26.938 --> 00:22:30.647
I KNOW! I DON'T
THINK I'VE SEEN YOU SINCE...
403
00:22:30.647 --> 00:22:32.355
SINCE I HAD YOU PEE
ON THAT GUY'S RUG.
404
00:22:32.355 --> 00:22:36.105
OH, MY GOD. BEN!
405
00:22:36.105 --> 00:22:37.897
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM?
406
00:22:37.897 --> 00:22:39.480
I CAUGHT HIM
CHEATING ON ME,
407
00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:42.105
SO I'M REVENGE-FUCKING
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS,
408
00:22:42.105 --> 00:22:43.730
ONE BY ONE.
409
00:22:43.730 --> 00:22:45.730
OH. WOW!
410
00:22:45.730 --> 00:22:47.105
YEAH, IT'S KIND
OF A HOBBY.
411
00:22:47.105 --> 00:22:48.772
ANYWAYS,
HOW ARE YOU?
412
00:22:48.772 --> 00:22:51.022
WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO THIS HOOD?
413
00:22:51.022 --> 00:22:53.397
OH, THIS IS MY FRIEND
TYLER'S NEW BAR.
414
00:22:53.397 --> 00:22:54.105
I'M HERE WITH LIZZIE.
415
00:22:54.105 --> 00:22:57.397
LIZZIE.
416
00:22:57.397 --> 00:22:59.980
YOU'RE STILL FRIENDS
WITH THAT TOXIC BITCH?
417
00:22:59.980 --> 00:23:02.730
I GUESS THAT ANSWERS
MY NEXT QUESTION,
418
00:23:02.730 --> 00:23:05.230
WHICH IS WHETHER OR NOT
YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH US.
419
00:23:05.230 --> 00:23:07.105
I'LL TAKE A PASS ON THAT,
420
00:23:07.105 --> 00:23:09.397
BUT CALL ME WHEN
YOU AND LIZZIE BREAK UP.
421
00:23:09.397 --> 00:23:11.063
THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
422
00:23:47.480 --> 00:23:48.105
HI.
423
00:23:48.105 --> 00:23:50.730
HI.
424
00:23:50.730 --> 00:23:53.105
I WAS JUST WATCHING
YOU SLEEP.
425
00:23:53.105 --> 00:23:55.397
MMM.
426
00:23:55.397 --> 00:23:57.105
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
427
00:23:57.105 --> 00:23:59.147
GLAD THAT I HAVE YOU.
428
00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:10.480
OH, MY GOD.
429
00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:13.063
LIZZIE, YOU SCARED ME.
430
00:24:14.897 --> 00:24:18.022
OH. I KNEW IT.
431
00:24:18.022 --> 00:24:20.105
I'M SO SORRY, LIZZIE.
432
00:24:20.105 --> 00:24:21.272
SORRY ABOUT WHAT?
433
00:24:21.272 --> 00:24:22.897
IT'S THE INFAMOUS
BREAKUP BOX, RIGHT?
434
00:24:22.897 --> 00:24:25.105
ACTUALLY,
WE DIDN'T BREAK UP.
435
00:24:25.105 --> 00:24:26.647
JUST THE OPPOSITE.
436
00:24:26.647 --> 00:24:29.105
I DECIDED I'M HEADING
TO EUROPE WITH HIM,
437
00:24:29.105 --> 00:24:31.563
AND I LEAVE TODAY.
438
00:24:31.563 --> 00:24:32.980
HA HA HA!
439
00:24:32.980 --> 00:24:35.730
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO
MAKE US SOME XANTINIS,
440
00:24:35.730 --> 00:24:37.105
AND THEN WE CAN GET
THE PITY PARTY STARTED.
441
00:24:37.105 --> 00:24:40.022
UH, SAM?
442
00:24:40.022 --> 00:24:42.397
I'M NOT KIDDING.
443
00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:55.063
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB?
444
00:24:55.063 --> 00:24:57.105
I'M QUITTING.
445
00:24:57.105 --> 00:24:58.147
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PLACE?
446
00:24:58.147 --> 00:25:00.855
LISTING IT WITH AN AGENT
TO SUBLEASE.
447
00:25:00.855 --> 00:25:03.063
WHAT ABOUT ME?
448
00:25:04.647 --> 00:25:07.397
I'LL SKYPE YOU
EVERY DAY.
449
00:25:07.397 --> 00:25:09.105
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
450
00:25:09.105 --> 00:25:10.730
JUST LAST NIGHT
YOU WERE SAYING
451
00:25:10.730 --> 00:25:12.022
HOW MUCH YOU WANTED
A BREAK FROM HIM,
452
00:25:12.022 --> 00:25:13.772
AND NOW YOU'RE
RUNNING OFF TO EUROPE?
453
00:25:13.772 --> 00:25:17.730
I KNOW IT SEEMS SUDDEN, BUT I'VE
BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE.
454
00:25:17.730 --> 00:25:20.730
LAST NIGHT, WE WERE UP AND WE WERE
JUST TALKING AND FIGHTING AND FUCKING
455
00:25:20.730 --> 00:25:22.772
AND TALKING AND FUCKING
SOME MORE AND...
456
00:25:24.730 --> 00:25:28.605
WHEN YOU STOP GROWING
AND CHANGING, YOU START DYING.
457
00:25:28.605 --> 00:25:31.438
AND I KNOW I'VE BEEN
RESISTING IT FOR A WHILE NOW,
458
00:25:31.438 --> 00:25:33.147
BUT I DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE.
459
00:25:33.147 --> 00:25:36.105
YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED
FOR HIM, AND NOT JUST YOUR HAIR COLOR.
460
00:25:36.105 --> 00:25:39.022
I HAVEN'T CHANGED FOR HIM.
461
00:25:39.022 --> 00:25:41.438
I'VE CHANGED
BECAUSE OF HIM.
462
00:25:41.438 --> 00:25:43.772
YOU GUYS FIGHT
ALL THE TIME.
463
00:25:43.772 --> 00:25:47.105
RELATIONSHIPS WORK
FOR TWO REASONS.
464
00:25:47.105 --> 00:25:49.105
THE COUPLE EITHER
FUNCTIONS WELL TOGETHER
465
00:25:49.105 --> 00:25:50.605
OR DYSFUNCTIONS
WELL TOGETHER,
466
00:25:50.605 --> 00:25:52.147
AND WE DYSFUNCTION
PERFECTLY.
467
00:25:53.730 --> 00:25:57.480
YOU ARE MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE.
468
00:25:57.480 --> 00:25:59.105
SAM...
469
00:25:59.105 --> 00:26:01.022
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
470
00:26:01.022 --> 00:26:02.355
DON'T!
471
00:26:02.355 --> 00:26:04.688
I HAVE TO.
472
00:26:06.938 --> 00:26:08.855
AND I WISH I COULD SPEND
MORE TIME WITH YOU,
473
00:26:08.855 --> 00:26:11.355
BUT HE'S COMING TO PICK ME UP
IN TWO MINUTES, SO...
474
00:26:11.355 --> 00:26:13.105
LISTEN, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
475
00:26:13.105 --> 00:26:14.605
I HAVE SOME THINGS
THAT I WANT YOU TO KEEP.
476
00:26:14.605 --> 00:26:16.688
THEY'RE TOO PRECIOUS
TO KEEP IN STORAGE, SO...
477
00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:33.105
SO...
478
00:26:33.105 --> 00:26:36.480
OF COURSE,
MY LAW SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
479
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:37.230
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
480
00:26:37.230 --> 00:26:39.105
HA HA!
481
00:26:39.105 --> 00:26:43.022
UM...OH!
482
00:26:43.022 --> 00:26:46.105
AND SOMETHING VERY,
VERY DEAR TO ME.
483
00:26:46.105 --> 00:26:48.480
HA HA!
484
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:50.063
DANTE.
485
00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:53.105
GO EASY ON HIM.
486
00:26:53.105 --> 00:26:58.355
AND SOMETHING THAT I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW.
487
00:27:04.022 --> 00:27:07.105
IT'S...THE RULES.
488
00:27:07.105 --> 00:27:09.730
AND HOW AND WHY
THEY CAME TO BE
489
00:27:09.730 --> 00:27:14.105
AND ALL THEIR
BACK STORIES.
490
00:27:14.105 --> 00:27:17.022
MOST OF THEM ARE OURS.
HA HA!
491
00:27:17.022 --> 00:27:18.272
AND SOME OF THEM
ARE SIENNA'S.
492
00:27:18.272 --> 00:27:23.480
AND SOME OF THEM ARE EVEN
SIENNA'S "SIENNA'S".
493
00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.063
SO...
494
00:27:26.980 --> 00:27:29.313
IT'S THE STORY
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
495
00:27:29.313 --> 00:27:32.105
YEAH. IT IS.
496
00:27:32.105 --> 00:27:34.730
I WAS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
497
00:27:34.730 --> 00:27:38.063
SO THERE ARE A COUPLE
OF PAGES THAT ARE BLANK IN THE BACK.
498
00:27:40.105 --> 00:27:42.063
MAYBE YOU COULD WRITE
YOUR OWN RULES.
499
00:27:45.980 --> 00:27:49.105
OK, THAT'S THE HONK.
500
00:27:49.105 --> 00:27:50.605
I HAVE TO GO.
501
00:27:50.605 --> 00:27:52.605
WHEN ARE YOU
COMING BACK?
502
00:27:56.022 --> 00:27:57.688
I DON'T KNOW.
503
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:08.063
JUST...
504
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:20.105
OK, COME ON, GIRL.
505
00:28:24.147 --> 00:28:27.063
WHOO! OK.
506
00:28:41.897 --> 00:28:43.688
I LOVE YOU.
507
00:29:29.938 --> 00:29:31.438
FORGET ABOUT DATE NIGHT.
CALL SOME OLD FRIENDS.
508
00:29:31.438 --> 00:29:33.813
TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED.
I CAN GET IT TO YOU IN 20 MINUTES.
509
00:29:33.813 --> 00:29:35.230
JUST CALLING
ABOUT A HANG.
510
00:29:35.230 --> 00:29:36.980
HANG? WHO MAKES THAT?
511
00:29:36.980 --> 00:29:37.772
I SEE YOU HERE ALMOST
EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
512
00:29:37.772 --> 00:29:40.230
I GET INTO TROUBLE THERE.
513
00:29:40.230 --> 00:29:41.397
NOTHING WRONG WITH
A LITTLE TROUBLE.
514
00:29:41.397 --> 00:29:43.230
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE
WITH NYMPHO NEIGHBORS.
515
00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:44.730
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE,
RIGHT?
516
00:29:44.730 --> 00:29:46.188
YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS
MY OFFICE.
517
00:29:46.188 --> 00:29:47.647
JASON LUTZ?
SENIOR COUNSEL?
518
00:29:47.647 --> 00:29:49.772
I'LL NEED YOU TO
CLEAR OUT OF MY OFFICE.
519
00:29:49.772 --> 00:29:51.147
YOU'RE GOING OUT
WITH BEN TONIGHT?
520
00:29:51.147 --> 00:29:52.563
I THOUGHT YOU TWO
WERE BROKEN UP.
521
00:29:52.563 --> 00:29:53.855
HE FOUND A WAY
TO MAKE IT UP TO ME.
522
00:29:53.855 --> 00:29:55.563
SAM.
DO YOU WANT A BJ?
523
00:29:55.563 --> 00:29:57.772
THAT'LL BE ALL
FOR NOW, JACK. THANKS.
523
00:29:58.305 --> 00:30:58.794
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