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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:02,503 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:04,920 FLIGHT ATTENDANT (OVER P.A.): Now boarding, Flight 622. 3 00:00:04,940 --> 00:00:07,800 - Nonstop service to Frankfort. - That's us. 4 00:00:07,810 --> 00:00:10,209 REPORTER (ON RADIO): At this time, residents are strongly advised 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,460 to use caution. 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,470 Dad, I'm scared. 7 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,516 Everybody, follow me, come on. 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,780 (LINE RINGING) 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,270 No one's answering at your meemaw's house, either. 10 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,730 I'm starting to get a little worried. 11 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:24,358 (WIND HOWLING) 12 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,985 What is all this? 13 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:27,528 A miracle. 14 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:30,281 I'll be better, I promise. 15 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,407 I know you will. 16 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:32,700 Oh. 17 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,034 Oh, my God. 18 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,630 Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry. 19 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:38,539 All my money! 20 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,457 What? Calm down. 21 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:41,660 Don't tell me to calm down. 22 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,030 - Help me pick it up. - All right, all right. 23 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,426 _ 24 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,520 What are you smiling about? 25 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:59,476 All your stuffed animals blew away to Oklahoma. 26 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,350 Good news. 27 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,100 Found some of your underwear in a tree. 28 00:01:04,770 --> 00:01:06,150 Those are your grandmother's. 29 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,980 Ew. 30 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:09,528 Did you find any diapers? 31 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:12,100 Yes, but only one. Use it wisely. 32 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,460 Okay. Thanks. 33 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,035 Okay. 34 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,200 Mary? Mary, let me finish. 35 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,664 Everybody's okay. 36 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:22,500 Oh, thank the Lord. 37 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,910 So the house is fine? 38 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,119 Well, ours is. 39 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,546 What does that mean? 40 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,882 Your mother's house is sort of... 41 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,480 gone. 42 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,550 Gone where? 43 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,420 Everywhere. 44 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:37,260 What?! Why didn't you call me right away? 45 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,960 Well, the phones were down, honey. 46 00:01:38,970 --> 00:01:40,684 That is no excuse. 47 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,139 You're right, I'm sorry. But... again, nobody got hurt. 48 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:47,900 Okay, Mandy and the baby are staying with us. 49 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:49,459 - Your mom's at Dale's. - All right, well, 50 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,000 I'll call the airlines 51 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,779 and see when the next flight out is. 52 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,319 Why? To do what? 53 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,574 To help. 54 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:58,140 There's nothing to do. I got it under control. 55 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,745 Hey, where are the extra sheets? 56 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,413 We have extra sheets? 57 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,220 They're in the linen closet. 58 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,249 We have a linen closet? 59 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,418 Yes! I have to come home. 60 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:09,213 Well, Sheldon's not gonna be real happy about that. 61 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:11,423 George, when is he ever happy? 62 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,960 (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 63 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:16,887 This is the greatest pretzel I've ever had. 64 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:18,830 Ich bin ein Heidelberger! 65 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,340 (ALL CHEERING) 66 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,270 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 67 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,910 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 68 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,880 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 69 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,640 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 70 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,980 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 71 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,368 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 72 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,590 What do you mean I don't have coverage for tornadoes? 73 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:47,930 All right, fine, it's a hurricane. 74 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:50,220 No? 75 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,780 Then what the hell am I paying you for? 76 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:56,540 All right, there you have it, it's a flood. 77 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,110 Everything's wet, what difference does it make? 78 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,650 You know what, I'd like to talk to your supervisor. 79 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,920 (OVER PHONE): ♪ I'm walking on sunshine... ♪ 80 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,960 Hey, how's it going? 81 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,720 I don't have coverage for tornados. 82 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:16,113 So call it a hurricane. 83 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,399 I did. 84 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,783 - Flood? - I tried that. 85 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:21,952 - Locusts? - You're not helping. 86 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,287 Oh, listen, come on. 87 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,950 As long as it takes you to rebuild your place, 88 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,003 you always got a home right here with me. 89 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,440 Thank you. Thank you. 90 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,800 Well, I don't want to be a freeloader. 91 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,130 I-I'll pay you rent. 92 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:40,920 Great. 93 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,763 My house just blew away, you're supposed to say no! 94 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,050 Well, you offered. 95 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:47,352 ♪ And don't it feel good? ♪ 96 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,400 Georgie, Mandy. Breakfast's ready. 97 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:54,220 (SIGHS) 98 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,960 Dad, there's other people in this house. 99 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,500 GEORGE SR.: I just got in here. 100 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,340 I saw you bring in a newspaper. 101 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,100 It's not a library. Wrap it up. 102 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,800 (TOASTER POPS) 103 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,549 - Good morning. - Eggs are on the table. 104 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,302 Here's some toast. Bacon's coming up. 105 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,013 Wow, look at you being Mom. 106 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,930 Say that again, and you can make your own lunch. 107 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:28,685 Oh, you're touchy like Mom, too. 108 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,700 GEORGE SR.: Missy, I said I'm coming! 109 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,930 It's Mandy. 110 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,400 Oh... uh, be right out. 111 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,720 - Oh, that smells good. - Help yourself. 112 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,359 You know, you're gonna make a really good mom one day. 113 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,452 Thank you. 114 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,079 How's that different from what I said? 115 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,320 You said our mom, she said a mom. 116 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:50,374 Totally different. 117 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,320 No, it ain't. 118 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,799 - (TOILET FLUSHING) - Bathroom's free. 119 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,360 You wash your hands? 120 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,339 - Yes. - Dad? 121 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,960 (SIGHS) 122 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,580 - What's this? - Your lunch. 123 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:08,060 We just had a tornado. 124 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,100 I'm not going to work. 125 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:10,970 Then you're gonna help me clean the house. 126 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,313 Dang, it's like Mom never left. 127 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:17,310 Sorry, it's like a mom never left. 128 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,480 Better. How about you and me run and get groceries, 129 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:21,949 baby supplies, whatever else you need. 130 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:23,350 Okay, great. 131 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,409 Other than your grandma's underwear, I have nothing. 132 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,660 You're watching CeeCee today. 133 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:29,371 Well, who put you in charge? 134 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,750 Okay, just asking. 135 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,297 Jeff, look what I found in the garden. 136 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,257 Oh, my goodness, that's a lot of money. 137 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:42,170 $1,230. 138 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,595 It must've blown over from Connie's house. 139 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,170 You don't know that. 140 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,600 Robin. 141 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,932 We have to return it. 142 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,920 - Why? - What do you mean why? 143 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,850 It's the Christian thing to do. 144 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,350 You said yourself she was running 145 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,190 an illegal gambling establishment. 146 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,150 That's true. 147 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,660 You really think it was a coincidence that her house 148 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,860 was the only one on the street to get torn up? 149 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,739 Could be. 150 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,035 Or could be a sign. 151 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,997 Look at the bill, who does it say to trust? 152 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,910 I see it. 153 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,290 I brought you a wiener schnitzel. 154 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,780 Thank you. 155 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:22,633 I tried it. It's yucky. 156 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,676 - Shelly, sit down. - Why? 157 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,844 Just sit. 158 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,380 (SIGHS) 159 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,620 I don't know how else to say this 160 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:33,020 other than just to say it. 161 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,460 (EXHALES) 162 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:35,687 We have to go home. 163 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:38,139 Oh, no, who did Germany invade now? 164 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,880 No, nothing like that. 165 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,200 Um... 166 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:42,830 there was a tornado back home. 167 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,320 Everybody's okay, 168 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,698 but your meemaw's house was destroyed. 169 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,940 But everyone's okay, that's confirmed? 170 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,280 - Thank God, yes. - You're thanking the deity 171 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,704 who sent the tornado? 172 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,540 I'm not in the mood for this. 173 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,740 We have to go. 174 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,167 Why? 175 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:59,878 Honey, your meemaw lost her house. 176 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,546 I'm sure she has insurance. 177 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,173 That is not the point. 178 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:04,320 Well, what is the point? 179 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:05,669 What would we do once we get there? 180 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:09,280 I don't know. Uh, be there, 181 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,190 provide solace, lend a hand. 182 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,892 Me? Lend a hand? You're funny. 183 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,500 Too bad. We are going. 184 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,563 Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere. 185 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:20,800 Sheldon, do not argue with me. 186 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:21,900 You are going home. 187 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:24,320 Mom, the people of Germany are obsessed with rules 188 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,737 and devoid of humor. I am home. 189 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:28,280 You know something? 190 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,819 I think that tornado had a silver lining. 191 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:32,859 Oh, and what would that be? 192 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,160 It just blew you right in 193 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,950 to where you're supposed to be. 194 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,960 (CHUCKLES) 195 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:40,070 You mean it destroyed my house 196 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,160 so you could have sex in the middle of the day? 197 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:44,300 No. 198 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,680 Well, yeah. 199 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,030 Making love and living together. 200 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,960 Well, I don't want to live together. 201 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,800 This is temporary. 202 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:55,000 Pretty tough talk for a woman 203 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:58,020 who didn't have tornado insurance. 204 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,065 Oh, no, come on! I was joking. 205 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,400 Do you think I'm stupid 206 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:06,737 just because I didn't have tornado insurance? 207 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,180 We are in Texas. 208 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,100 I live here now. 209 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:20,292 MISSY: All right, Georgie and Mandy are in Sheldon's room. 210 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,160 I'm in my room. Meemaw, you'll be in Mom and Dad's. 211 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,800 Dad, you get the garage. 212 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:26,250 Why do I get the garage? 213 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,259 Would you rather put the baby or the old lady out there? 214 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:30,552 - Hey. - I'm helping you. 215 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,780 What's wrong with the couch? 216 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,972 - Like you'd fit on the couch. - Hey. 217 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,000 Actually, maybe Meemaw can take Sheldon's room, 218 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,960 and Mandy and I can take Mom and Dad's room 219 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,350 with the bigger bed. 220 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,240 Really? You want to sleep on the mattress 221 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,390 you were conceived on? 222 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,190 - Ew. - Ew. 223 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,861 Wait, you've had the same mattress for 18 years? 224 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,120 There's nothing wrong with it. 225 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:50,190 It's a Sealy. 226 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,157 We'll be fine in Sheldon's room. 227 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,860 Okay, I'll take the garage. 228 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:56,690 Hey, you get to sleep on the mattress 229 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,120 CeeCee was conceived on. 230 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,415 (WHISPERS): Shut up. 231 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,670 (DOOR OPENS) 232 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,795 Whoa. 233 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,256 - What's this? - She's a beauty, huh? 234 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,258 How big is that thing? 235 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,080 27 inches. 236 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,180 Don't you think this is a decision I should've been a part of? 237 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,990 How about this? You can decide what we watch first. 238 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,644 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. 239 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:22,420 Well, then I'll decide. 240 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,769 MAN (ON TV): A spider that lives on his hand. 241 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,526 Walker, Texas Ranger. 242 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,500 Tell me that's not a sign from God. 243 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,822 Geez Louise! 244 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:33,657 It's like we're in a movie theater. 245 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,060 If you're still uncomfortable, 246 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,786 I can return it. 247 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,038 I-I guess it's okay. 248 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,340 I'll make popcorn. 249 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,753 Why are you testing me? 250 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,964 I need to change our return flights. 251 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,466 - As soon as possible. - What are you doing? 252 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:52,590 Uh... 253 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,344 Tonight would be great. How much? 254 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,180 Sheldon Lee Cooper! 255 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,557 I told you I'm not going home. 256 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,760 I am your mother. 257 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,100 What I say goes. 258 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,981 What are you doing? 259 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:08,483 Passive resistance. Good luck lifting my limp body. 260 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,865 Your grandmother lost her home. 261 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:17,200 And I feel terrible, but I can't change what happened. 262 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,411 You could be there for your meemaw. 263 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,499 Does she even want us there? 264 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,080 Of course she does. 265 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:24,124 Let's ask her. 266 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,168 There's too many people here already. 267 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,502 You'd just be in the way. 268 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,000 No need to thank me. 269 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,299 We could be back by tomorrow. 270 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,926 Are you deaf? I said don't come. 271 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,910 We will get through this together. 272 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,430 God will provide. 273 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,599 What's wrong with you? 274 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,300 Nothing. 275 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,186 Put Sheldon on the phone. 276 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,604 - No. - Let me talk to her. 277 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,230 Love you, bye. 278 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,820 Hi. Is your meemaw home? 279 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,405 She took the baby for a walk. 280 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:56,740 Oh. 281 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,910 Is she gonna be gone long? 282 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,860 Do you want to wait? 283 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,500 I just made a pot of coffee. 284 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:09,669 You like coffee? 285 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,463 I'm about to find out. 286 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,520 Come on in, 287 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,179 I don't want to air condition the whole neighborhood. 288 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:16,300 Well, sure. Thank you. 289 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,010 How'd your meemaw seem this morning? 290 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,681 Cranky. 291 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,400 Well, she's always cranky. 292 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,850 Can you be more specific? 293 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,020 You may need more flowers. 294 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:31,066 Right. Well, it's been pretty traumatic around here. 295 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,850 (COUGHS) 296 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,072 Try some cream and sugar in there. 297 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,530 Nah. 298 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,780 Black's good. (COUGHS) 299 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,120 So, what'd you do that pissed her off? 300 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:49,084 Well, I'm not gonna talk to you about none of this. 301 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,170 'Kay. 302 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,420 What makes you think it was my fault? 303 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,343 The flowers, your hang-dog face... 304 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,844 This is my regular face. 305 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,760 'Kay. 306 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,800 What goes on between me and your grandma 307 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,850 is none of your business. 308 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:07,560 'Kay. 309 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,600 She totally overreacted. 310 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:12,880 Mm-hmm. 311 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,020 (COUGHS) 312 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,113 Maybe a little. 313 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,740 (SIGHS) There we go. 314 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,880 Wow, this place is hopping. 315 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,740 Half the town's still got no power. 316 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,430 Oh, check this out. 317 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,391 (SLOT MACHINES CHIMING) 318 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,685 - Damn. - I know. 319 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:49,930 What is it about a tornado 320 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,400 that makes people want to gamble? 321 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,300 Don't know. 322 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,529 Guess they're happy to be alive, scared they're gonna die. 323 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:58,240 If we had an earthquake, I bet we could retire. 324 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,030 Here's to hoping. 325 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,532 - Where's CeeCee? - She's with Connie. 326 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,660 Oh, cool. 327 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,370 Oh, hey, your mom stopped by the video store earlier. 328 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,580 What'd she want? 329 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,540 She was just being nice. 330 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,584 Oh, Georgie, grow up. 331 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,920 No, I'm serious. 332 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:14,979 She heard about Meemaw's house 333 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,540 and offered us a place to live. 334 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,090 - There it is. - The-the niceness? 335 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,801 She's plotting and scheming to control my life. 336 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,928 All I heard is they got two bathrooms. 337 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,264 Doesn't matter, I am never living under their roof. 338 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,600 You realize even if business stays like this, 339 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,977 we're at least two years away from getting our own place. 340 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,229 Georgie, I am not living with my parents. 341 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,300 - Okay, what if... - No. 342 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,192 You don't even know what I was going to say. 343 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,818 You wanted to live there by yourself. 344 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,910 How do you do that? 345 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,991 You made fun of her for not having the right insurance? 346 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,701 It was a joke. 347 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,520 The only thing I got wrong was the timing. 348 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,360 If I said it two or three years later, 349 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,416 everybody's laughing their ass off. 350 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,630 (DOOR OPENS) 351 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,796 Hey, look who's here. 352 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,465 (WHISPERS): Shh, she's sleeping. 353 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:01,716 (WHISPERS): Sorry. 354 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,840 What're you doing here? 355 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,428 He came to apologize. 356 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,721 Nobody's talking to you. 357 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,556 Cranky, cranky. 358 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,559 Don't you have some place better to be? 359 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,349 Actually, I'm about to go run around the block. 360 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:14,540 I am buzzing. 361 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,500 Hi. 362 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,986 I brought you flowers. 363 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,113 Thank you. 364 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,820 I was stupid. 365 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:28,076 No, I was stupid. 366 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,240 This feels like a trap. 367 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,160 I was embarrassed about the insurance thing, 368 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,349 'cause I didn't think anything like this 369 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,750 was gonna ever happen to me, 370 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,211 and... 371 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,140 now I've lost everything. 372 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,760 Worse, I've lost living with Mandy 373 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,320 and my little great-granddaughter, 374 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,400 and... 375 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,940 - I liked that. - Yeah, I get it. 376 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,090 But look on the bright side, 377 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,860 you're running a successful criminal enterprise. 378 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,060 Before you know it, 379 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:58,060 you're gonna have enough money to rebuild. 380 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:01,560 Assuming you stay out of jail. 381 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,820 Eh, two years from now, that's gonna be so funny. 382 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,440 - Hey, Jeff. - Oh, George. 383 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,462 Ooh, what do you got there? 384 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,629 New TV? 385 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,000 - Yeah. - Ooh. Trinitron. 386 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,590 That's pricey. 387 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,550 - There was a sale. - Where? 388 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,973 I don't know, my wife bought it. 389 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,225 - Probably with coupons. - You lucky duck. 390 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,330 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 391 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,562 He doth provide. 392 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,870 I guess so. 393 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,939 How big is it? 394 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,300 - I don't really know. - Well... 395 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:45,153 - it says 27 inches on the box. - (FORCED LAUGHTER) 396 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,540 27. 397 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,180 Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff. 398 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,622 Excuse me. 399 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,290 Um... 400 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,334 Herr Dr. Pepper? 401 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:00,418 Ah, nein. 402 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,000 Um, sweet tea? 403 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,840 Oh, oh. Um... 404 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,093 Uh, susser tea? 405 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,220 Ah. 406 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,270 Nein. 407 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,849 Bier? 408 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,390 Sure. 409 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,010 Danke. 410 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,270 Bítte. 411 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,550 _ 412 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,365 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,700 Grande. (LAUGHS) 414 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,953 Mmm. 415 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,871 I'm from America. 416 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,373 No kidding. 417 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,280 It's good. (CLEARS THROAT) 418 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,140 Who's hungry for spaghetti? 419 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,170 Oh. 420 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,388 Didn't realize your boyfriend was staying for dinner. 421 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,847 Is that a problem? 422 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,960 No, just... would've been nice 423 00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,840 - if someone told me. - I'm sorry. 424 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,147 All right, grace. 425 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,520 We're still doing that? 426 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,068 We survived a tornado. 427 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,620 Thank you, Lord, for the food we are about to receive, 428 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:14,409 and bless the hands that prepared it, 429 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,535 which are mine. 430 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,869 I got it. 431 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,996 Amen. 432 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,163 OTHERS: Amen. 433 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,500 Missy, I'm really impressed how you stepped up. 434 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,640 Thanks, it's easier now that I've discovered coffee. 435 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,760 There's vegetables in the spaghetti. 436 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,300 Since when do we eat vegetables? 437 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,860 We got one bathroom. 438 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,020 Got to keep things moving. 439 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,300 That's very important. 440 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,080 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 441 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,050 Who's knocking at suppertime? 442 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,180 This is your TV now. 443 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,646 I can't have this on my conscience. 444 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,189 I don't want to go to hell. 445 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,270 You'll need this. 446 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,670 Sweet. 447 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,907 Georgie! 448 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,140 - So, you're from Texas? - Ja. 449 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,494 Where is your cowboy hat? 450 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,579 Oh, I don't have one. 451 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,247 - Boots? - No. 452 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,030 - Horse? - No. 453 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,400 - Gun? - No. 454 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,918 Are you sure you're from Texas? 455 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,820 Well, I do think I'm better than everyone else. 456 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,050 That's mighty Texan. 457 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,220 MARY: ♪ Danke schoen ♪ 458 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,420 ♪ Darling, danke schoen ♪ 459 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:20,290 ♪ Thank you for all the joy and pain ♪ 460 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,700 ♪ Picture show, second balcony ♪ 461 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,900 ♪ Was the place we'd meet ♪ 462 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:28,440 Hey, honey. 463 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,410 - Mother. - Oh, I love this country. Mwah! 464 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,200 ♪ Second seat, go Dutch treat ♪ 465 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,407 ♪ You were sweet ♪ Sing it with me. 466 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:41,059 ♪ Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen ♪ 467 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,480 ADULT SHELDON: I don't know what could have gotten into her. 468 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,083 Probably jet lag. 469 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,752 GEORGE JR.: 27 inches. 470 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,253 We're living in the future. 471 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,060 Boy, that color's amazing. 472 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,925 Those Japanese fellas know what they're doing. 473 00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:56,219 Why'd Pastor Jeff give this to you? 474 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,762 I have no idea. 475 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,971 You didn't ask him? 476 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,181 Didn't care. 477 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,200 Are you staying the night? 478 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,938 'Cause we're gonna need to lay a few ground rules. 479 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,200 (MARY RETCHING) 480 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,780 You know, sympathetic vomiting has an evolutionary basis. 481 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,330 In the Paleolithic era, 482 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,340 when one member of a tribe would start vomiting, 483 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,369 it was a signal to the rest 484 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,713 that they'd eaten something poisonous and... 485 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,047 Oh, scooch. 486 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,216 (RETCHES) 487 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,051 Like that. 488 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,955 (RETCHES) 489 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,431 Another fun fact... 490 00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:45,518 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 32945

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