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有什麼理由全部留給妹妹
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不留給我呢？
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爸爸，留給我吧，我是你的兒子
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給我，給我吧，爸爸
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怎麼辦？
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看什麼？
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爸爸，你給我，你改給我吧
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-爸爸啊
-喃嘸阿彌陀佛…
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給我！
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改給我啊！
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改啊，爸爸
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-改啊
-你不要這樣子
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爸爸，你想不想死的舒服點？
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我是你的長子啊
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你有什麼理由把遺囑只寫給妹妹？
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這樣是不行的
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你這個王八蛋
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你死了誰幫你擔幡買水啊？
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爸爸，你改吧
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你改吧，快點改！
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打針
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護士，快替他打針
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妳有沒有看见他的樣子很辛苦啊？
快點替他打針，快點
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擦汗
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老公，你怕不怕被雷公劈啊？
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妳再說我就把妳劈成八块
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我跟妳說了多少次不准嚼口香糖
妳還嚼？
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不准嚼！
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吐出來
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吞了
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二老爺
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-什麼事？
-你來了就好
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-大少爺他…
-不用說了
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大哥，二叔來了
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走開！
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二老爺，你不要過來
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二老爺
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簽啊！
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二叔，不要過來！
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大哥，你怎麼樣？
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替我攆走那個臭小子
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你這个不孝子，馬上滾！
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以後不准你踏進巢家半步
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-走吧
-你真行
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-二叔，你真行啊
-走吧
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大哥
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老爺
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嫁雞隨雞，嫁狗隨狗
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我…
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我要跟老公走了
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二叔，我要走了
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大哥
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你快點…
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叫飛飛…
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從法國…
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回來…
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繼承我的產業
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我雖然沒有見飛飛十多年
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但我會當她是親生女儿看待
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你放心吧
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這份遺囑…
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當飛飛…
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物色到如意郎君之後
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你就交給她
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那麼我就死得安安樂樂了
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飛飛…
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大哥！
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拿去
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拿吧
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老爺
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大家不要難過，準備辦後事吧
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這裡有我，你們去休息一下吧
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爸爸，如果妹妹以後不回來的話
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大伯留下的東西
豈不是我們的？發財了
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發你的死人頭
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這種話你也說得出口？
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回去收拾幾件衣服，我們住在這裡
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等飛飛回來我們就把東西還給她
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以後你想也不要想啊
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-大哥，發財了
-回去收拾衣服吧
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不要哭，有話就說好了
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我老婆勾引男人
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那麼就是家裡有個淫賤老婆了
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是淫賤住家少婦暗啞底
三級淫精鹽醃眼
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《我很串但我很淫亂》
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你對戲名很熟悉
你是在戲院做帶位的？
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戴綠帽
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失敬…
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其實我找你是想請你…
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去勾引我老婆
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我們做私家偵探的
是除暴安良，儆惡懲奸
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絕不賣身，兄弟
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你勾引我老婆，讓我捉姦在床
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當我離婚的時候
一分錢贍養費也不用付
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那一切就解決了
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你給我你的手
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現在我一生的幸褔
全靠你來啟動按鈕了
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你按吧
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你按我的鈕吧
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等等
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為什麼香港這麼多私家偵探你不找
你偏要找我黃探員？
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因為我找遍全香港的私家偵探
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唯有你最帥
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你剛才說什麼？
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你再說一遍
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因為我找遍全…
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最後一個字
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帥
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最帥
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唯有你最帥
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我幫你
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-加倍投注贏了就回家
-走吧
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這個就是你老婆？
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對
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喂，吃粥吃飯全靠你了，帥哥
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你先走
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等等
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-三邊…
-三邊…
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-三邊…
-三邊…
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要不要啊？
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夠，要
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又夠又要，夠就夠
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要就要，到底要不要？
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-三邊…
-三邊…
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要吧
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-三邊…
-三邊…
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-三邊…
-三邊…
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什麼三邊？爆了
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四邊
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借個火可以嗎？
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紅心二，不打了吧？
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大二，完
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大哥，你又輸了
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王八蛋
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你現在是打大老二還是打大哥啊？
你這個王八蛋
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大哥，你別氣惱，會傷身體的
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我能不氣惱嗎？我爸爸食古不化
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吞進肚裡的肥豬肉，現在要吐出來
還給別人，我能不氣惱嗎？
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大哥，你爸爸固執，但你聰明
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趁大小姐還沒回來，你把遺囑偷出來
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做點手腳
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加上你的名字，那就行了
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你去死吧，這種爛主意
你也想得出，你去跳海吧
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加名字？偷遺囑？
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偷遺囑？怎樣偷啊？
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大哥，外面有個小子在偷東西
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臭小子，偷東西
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這麼喜歡偷東西？偷得很過癮了？
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不想要哪根手指？
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每根都要
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這根用作打指模，這根用來打小報告
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這根問候你媽的，這根戴結婚戒指
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-尾指呢？
-尾指用來挖鼻屎
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挖鼻屎？好
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你那麼喜歡屎屎尿尿
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老鬼，用泡尿射他
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我大哥今天心情不好
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現在要用尿射你逗他開心
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把口張大
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不要，你這麼折磨我
都是為了想你大哥開心
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我能逗你大哥笑就行了
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是吧？
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你能逗我笑，我就放你走
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你逗不到我笑那怎麼樣？
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那我吃屎好嗎？
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好，放開他
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有一次飛機失事，死剩一隻猴子
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他們捉住猴子問
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飛機失事前乘客在幹什麼？
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那猴子說…
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空中小姐在幹什麼？
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猴子說…
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飛機師在幹什麼？
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那麼你在幹什麼？
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他們再問
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飛機失事的那一刻
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那些乘客在幹什麼？
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空中小姐在幹什麼？
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飛機師在幹什麼？
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那麼你在幹什麼？
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行不行啊？
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這叫笑話？不好笑！
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這個是什麼？
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是夾子
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這個呢？
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杯子
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如果把這個嘻嘻夾在這個哈哈裡
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那是什麼呢？
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夾子就是夾子，杯子就是杯子
什麼嘻嘻哈哈？
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沒錯，就是嘻嘻哈哈
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你笑了
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摳我字眼
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你知道我在等你嗎？
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-你知道我在等你嗎？
-等你媽的
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可以笑的話
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-不會哭
-哭你媽的！
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來吧，壞男孩
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-我並沒有放你在眼內
-在你媽的
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-內你爸的
-在打我啊
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靈感IQ稱得上，十分之高超
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00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,668
創作力量同幻想，會嚇你一跳
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00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,962
小雲跟小吉很重要
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小雲跟小吉都很重要
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你不笑就吃屎吧
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-有邊…
-有邊…
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打他！
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轟他，給我打他！
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混蛋，你以為只有你可以
我不可以嗎？
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不用追了
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走啊，看你能跑去哪裡？
211
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,145
大哥，你笑了
212
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,272
大哥，你笑了幾次
213
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,527
好吧，我不會讓人才流失
214
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,612
你幫我偷一樣東西出來，我給你十萬
215
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,656
偷總督的錢包？
216
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,324
偷我大伯的遺囑
217
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,368
把它偷出來，再把我的名字加上去
218
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,410
這樣也行？
219
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,913
-我說行就行，行不行啊？
-行
220
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:51,830
-行嗎？
-真的行
221
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,831
-真的行？行
-行
222
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,307
老婆，這個人幹什麼？
223
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,018
-我不知道
-妳不知道？
224
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,061
是啊
225
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,948
喂，不關我的事，真的不關…
226
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,077
你的奸夫果然很厲害
227
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,746
原來是你，黃探員
228
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,291
我沒什麼事吧？
229
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,376
沒什麼，不錯
230
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,587
喂，對了，有事要跟你研究一下
231
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,629
來
232
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,762
有沒有興趣偷奸夫的
金銀珠寶報仇啊？
233
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,056
報什麼仇？我沒事
234
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,893
是啊，但是我要報仇嘛
235
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,854
-難道你這大帥哥也不幫我的忙嗎？
-多說一次
236
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,690
-你這大帥哥
-好，幾時幾日幾點鐘？
237
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,233
在哪裡等？要帶什麼？穿什麼衣服？
238
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,792
-怎麼樣啊？
-喂…
239
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,546
-漂亮嗎？不錯吧？
-妳的男朋友啊
240
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,048
-還不快去？
-比利哥
241
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,549
等等，很快
242
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,183
比利哥
243
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,727
你真的不嫌棄我倒垃圾？
244
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,354
不會
245
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,606
對了，垃圾鳳，妳不是領薪水了嗎？
246
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,523
是啊…
247
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,320
4000元是倒垃圾費
248
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,615
750元是撿汽水罐的錢
249
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,450
給我看看
250
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,871
我今天真好運，在垃圾場裡撿了5元
251
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,207
比利哥，不如我們來許個願吧？
252
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,124
好
253
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,921
我希望我以後不用倒垃圾
254
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,841
我有很多錢，有很多漂亮的衣服
255
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,469
有個男人很疼我
256
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,346
-很疼我…
-下海吧！
257
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,268
比利哥，幹什麼？
258
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,479
垃圾婆我就不要了
259
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,399
不過垃圾婆的錢就無所謂
260
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,735
多喝兩口海水想清楚吧，癩蝦蟆
261
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,779
你沒良心，我不會游泳…
262
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,378
真棒
263
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,923
這麼相似的也給你找到，你真了不起
264
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,269
妹妹
265
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:01,979
妹妹
266
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,148
非禮啊！
267
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,400
非禮啊！強姦啊！
268
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,526
非禮啊！
269
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,445
小姐，他…
270
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,572
看看
271
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,657
漂亮嗎？
272
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,618
喜歡嗎？
273
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,875
我是不是在做夢？
274
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,002
我是不是在做夢？
275
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,670
妳捏一下就知道了
276
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,716
-妳想不想有很多漂亮的衣服穿？
-好痛啊
277
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,384
有很多錢花？
278
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,927
我只是個倒垃圾的
279
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,554
只要妳聽我的話
280
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,974
從現在開始
妳是千金小姐，是名門淑女
281
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,351
要風得風，要雨得雨
282
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,561
我不做那種工作的
283
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,771
-我不做…
-妳什麼也不用做
284
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,689
妳只需要做一件事，扮我的妹妹
285
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,149
-這麼簡單？
-對
286
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,192
有沒有漂亮的衣服穿？
287
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,276
一天幾十套也行
288
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,736
-有沒有錢花？
-十萬
289
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,238
十萬？一輩子嗎？
290
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,032
一天，一天十萬
291
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,535
一天十萬？
一毛一個汽水罐，十萬就是…
292
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,538
一百萬個汽水罐
293
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,794
誰替我換衣服的？
294
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,254
是不是你替我換衣服的？是不是你？
295
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,174
是不是你？
296
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,177
我全都被你看見了，我還能見人嗎？
297
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,054
我不依…
298
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,766
死垃圾婆，別嘰嘰歪歪的
299
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,434
我大哥叫妳做什麼妳就做什麼
300
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,395
垃圾婆妳就可以隨時拆她的骨
301
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,316
但是大小姐就不能隨便得罪
302
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,068
妹妹，是不是啊？
303
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,782
扮你妹妹要幹什麼的？
304
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,660
幫我偷遺囑
305
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,411
遺囑？
306
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,292
怎麼這麼大場面？
307
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,794
我們去接機而已
308
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,796
有必要全家都去嗎？
309
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,549
不是啊，爸爸
我們十多年沒有見妹妹了
310
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,717
人多熱鬧一點嘛
311
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,053
-二老爺、少爺
-我都不知道你搞什麼鬼
312
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,683
快點，接機…
313
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,309
快點，趕時間啊！
314
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,479
-喂，走吧…
-少爺，我只是個掃地的
315
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,605
全家都要去啊
316
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,376
-你真靈活
-是啊，怎樣？
317
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,920
一會兒進去像人人搬屋那樣
318
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,963
-好
-你明白嗎？
319
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,759
-即是叫你儘量去偷啊
-行了
320
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,386
-知道了吧？
-兵分兩路，我先走
321
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,722
喂…
322
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,297
帥哥
323
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,886
帥哥…
324
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,429
喂
325
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,436
喂，大哥，二叔來了
326
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,730
喂，準備…
327
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,065
準備
328
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,108
還不戴上耳環？
329
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,237
-很重啊
-聽到嗎？
330
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,530
用不著這麼大聲
331
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,783
記住，妳是千金小姐
332
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,660
不是垃圾婆，知道嗎？
333
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,286
-知道
-不准挖鼻屎！
334
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,789
-這樣都被你看見？
-開車
335
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,463
（計程車）
336
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,969
計程車佬，你怎麼開車的？下來…
337
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,845
-出來！
-大哥
338
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,098
飛飛
339
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,182
飛飛？
340
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,310
現在走過來這個就是妳二叔
叫二叔吧
341
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,437
-二叔
-飛飛
342
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,815
-二叔
-怎麼妳的班機這麼快到？
343
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,316
-是啊…
-小姐
344
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,110
妳還認得我嗎？
345
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,195
這個是妳奶媽
346
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,154
李奶媽
347
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,740
不是李奶媽，是照顧妳的奶媽
348
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,617
照顧妳的奶媽
349
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:26,952
不是照…
350
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,246
怎麼找回來個這麼笨的女人？
351
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,039
-奶媽
-奶媽
352
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,126
-飛飛，回家吧，妳累了
-是啊…
353
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,670
爸爸
354
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,381
先不要回家，爸爸…
355
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,382
為什麼？
356
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,509
為什麼啊？
357
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470
爸爸，本來我們是要到機場接妹妹
358
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,973
如果不去就不熱鬧了
359
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,226
妹妹，不如我們
再去機場接妳？好不好？
360
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,144
走吧
361
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,854
來，上車…
362
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,105
-小心
-我的耳環
363
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,481
-我的耳環啊
-你真多事
364
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,192
都已經接到了妹妹
還去機場幹嘛啊？
365
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,694
不用管他，上車
366
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,322
不是啊，我改天再來好嗎？
367
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,907
你看，你嚇到妹妹了
368
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,826
不要管他，上車，來…
369
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:08,785
上去
370
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,498
喂！
371
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,334
你買的是什麼耳機啊？
372
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,378
大哥，你妹妹的班機到了
373
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,255
-去接機
-是
374
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,176
開車…
375
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,528
有錢真舒服
376
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,531
這個也要
377
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,678
你太誇張了吧？真的還是假的？
378
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:09,930
喂
379
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,765
不要玩了，喂
380
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,059
你有沒有搞錯？
381
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,061
這種事也幹得出來？你真是的
382
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,522
-張開你的死人腳
-我們一家團聚了
383
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,774
-全部回來了
-喂，人家全家回來了
384
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,901
這次不是開玩笑的，喂，快點起來
385
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,194
快點
386
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,989
全都回來了，全家回來了
387
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,032
這麼大聲幹什麼？
388
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,576
飛飛，來，進來…
389
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,995
這個笨蛋，拖累街坊
390
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,622
小姐，喝茶
391
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,250
小姐，用毛巾
392
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,678
-小姐回來了，真好
-是啊
393
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:59,855
-小姐的樣子比以前漂亮得多
-是啊，跟以前不同了
394
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,733
有賊啊！
395
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:07,571
-有賊啊，我很害怕
-哪裡有賊啊？
396
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,407
-有賊啊
-有賊啊！
397
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,242
-有賊啊…
-什麼事？
398
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,869
-什麼事？
-老爺，有賊啊
399
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,787
-有賊？在哪裡？
-是啊，她說有賊
400
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,206
-有賊啊…
-別吵
401
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,625
你說，賊在哪裡？
402
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,962
-老爺，有賊啊
-在哪裡？
403
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:24,921
在二樓
404
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,298
-二樓？
-是啊
405
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,799
我很害怕
406
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,759
哪裡有賊啊？
407
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,761
喂，樓上有賊啊
408
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,222
-那還不去報警？去找警察吧
-別走！
409
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,395
幹什麼？
410
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,732
古靈精怪，你以為可以騙到我嗎？
411
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,234
你真大胆，到這裡做賊？
412
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,738
-老爺，其實我認識他的…
-認識誰啊？
413
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,073
-說！
-我…
414
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,743
-她？
-我？
415
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,662
不就是…就是認識她
416
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,415
-妳知道嗎？
-我…
417
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,001
我冒著身敗名裂的危險
418
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,753
扮成這個樣子是為了什麼啊？
419
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,297
-完全是為了妳
-我？
420
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,385
我們多年沒見
妳不會說不認得我吧？
421
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:15,305
-你是…
-什麼？妳不認得我？
422
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,890
那麼再見吧
423
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,976
別走，先弄清楚
424
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,104
飛飛，妳是不是認識他？
425
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,148
-其實你…
-別吵！
426
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,401
你是不是幸運星？
427
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,111
過來
428
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,243
你是不是幸運星？幸運星啊？
429
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,620
沒錯，我是
430
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,290
你知道嗎？我不是故意的
431
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,918
妳好一句不是故意的
432
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,672
可憐我從十歲開始就暗戀妳、單戀妳
433
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,840
弄得我現在要扮賊進來才看見她
434
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,134
我是賊，那她是什麼？
435
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:55,637
她就是偷心大賊
436
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,016
伯父，我的心碎了
437
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,851
我要回家了
438
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,897
喂，幸運星，過來…
439
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,945
真不知道這些年輕人在幹什麼
440
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,154
你們去休息吧
441
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,155
-是
-是
442
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,159
喂，給我
443
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,495
-給我
-給妳？
444
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,872
-幸運星嘛
-對，我是
445
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,165
快點給我吧
446
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,252
-現在？
-不是現在，什麼時候給啊？
447
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,339
喂，外面這麼多人
448
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:35,218
妳突然要我給妳，我很困難的
449
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,554
你不給我的話，我今晚怎樣渡過啊？
450
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:40,015
來吧，給我吧…
451
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,310
-妳真好色
-什麼好色啊？你給我吧
452
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,022
總之，現在外面這麼多人
我是不會在這裡跟妳做愛的
453
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,774
走開吧，妳若漂亮一點還說得過去
454
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:53,320
-幹這種事，怎樣見人啊？正所謂…
-死啦
455
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,405
-真是的…
-沒事…
456
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,158
怎麼這樣？這…
457
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,367
喂…
458
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,870
原來你真的認識…
459
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,914
-認識妳嘛，我說過了
-對…
460
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:15,216
這麼久沒見你，你瘦了很多
461
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:16,885
是啊
462
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,305
-妳也好色了很多
-是啊
463
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,435
有空轉個輪給我
464
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,730
不是，有空打電話給我
465
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,275
飛飛
466
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,655
現在不用我和妳…
467
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,176
喂，出去再說
468
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,139
遺囑…
469
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,853
喂，有沒有搞錯？
470
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,481
我叫你偷遺囑
這張是我爸爸的出生證明啊
471
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,733
那天你滿臉怒氣，我沒有跟你說
472
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:14,984
你把遺囑偷去
473
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,320
加個名字上去怎麼行啊？
474
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:18,738
那麼我該怎麼辦？
475
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,657
我大伯的幾十億遺產
豈不是全是我妹妹的？
476
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,243
那我怎麼辦？怎麼辦？
477
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,290
如果我當了你家的女婿
478
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:33,545
你的妹妹嫁給我
那她的錢就是我們兩個的錢
479
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:34,838
你覺得如何？
480
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,676
對啊，大哥
481
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,637
大哥，你怎樣認識我妹妹的？
482
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:46,474
我不認識你妹妹
但是我猜我像她以前的男朋友
483
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,949
喂，你有看見馬桶走出來嗎？
484
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,327
你說呢？
485
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,621
我說？
486
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,292
沒有，我眼花
487
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,544
-明天我去看醫生
-快點去啊
488
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,882
喂，不要裝模作樣，用心點
489
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,060
蠻棘手的
490
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,772
-是“棘頭”
-對
491
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,066
現在我的頭卡住了，想想辦法
492
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,068
喂，硬來好了
493
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,029
-怎麼樣？
-把它打破
494
00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,156
不要動
495
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,117
-喂，不行…
-怎麼了？
496
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,161
-太響了，耳朵都聾了
-太響？
497
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,372
可能太堅硬了，試試這個
498
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:54,834
-不行…
-怎麼了？又不行？
499
00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:58,838
這個呢？
500
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,673
-好一點
-是吧？
501
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,675
來了
502
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,219
一次過好嗎？
503
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,720
-好啊
-忍耐一下啊
504
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,224
搞定了
505
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,558
是嗎？
506
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,270
-聽說又卡住了
-對不起，是我的錯
507
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,730
喂，我來幫你
508
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,568
-喂…
-行了，幹什麼？
509
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,071
頭還是卡住啊
510
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,075
那沒辦法了
511
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,702
我想這都是天意
512
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,705
天意？那是怎麼樣？
513
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,542
就是要你做痰孟超人
514
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,960
痰孟超人？
515
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,711
喂，怎麼可以啊？
516
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,213
超人無所謂
517
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,799
-我不要痰孟，我要做帥哥
-你聽我說
518
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,801
你冷靜點！
519
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,013
不要哭
520
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,267
-痰孟也可以很帥的
-怎樣帥啊？
521
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:54,769
這樣別說是去醫院
522
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,813
去見總督也沒問題
523
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:57,939
真的可以？
524
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,816
當然
525
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,276
-來吧
-喂
526
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,362
帽子是不是戴得低了一點啊？
527
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:05,822
不會
528
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,532
我真的很帥嗎？
529
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,117
俊俏到了極點
530
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,743
那我去看醫生了
531
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:15,915
四毛
532
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,500
發財了
533
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,211
五毛
534
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,590
這次還不暴富嗎？
535
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,176
-小姐，早安
-早安
536
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,386
怎麼這麼多罐子啊？
537
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,348
-這隻蝴蝶很漂亮吧？
-是啊
538
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:35,351
-不知道是不是很難捉呢？
-不是很難…
539
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:37,604
神經病
540
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:40,857
我是巢飛飛…
541
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:44,277
我不是垃圾鳳，巢飛飛…
542
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,030
垃圾鳳
543
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,076
死丫頭，這麼狡猾，想擺脫我？
544
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,787
-放手
-沒有…
545
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,956
我沒有擺脫你，沒有啊，沒擺脫你
546
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,458
昨晚妳為什麼不跟我聯絡？
547
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,002
我的耳環遺失了
548
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:04,130
妳不要跟我耍花樣
我爸爸的遺囑呢？
549
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,341
昨晚小休一下，睡著了
550
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,550
睡妳的死人頭
551
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,679
你這個臭小子
552
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,139
-我叫你不要回來，你還回來？
-大哥
553
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,432
-什麼事？
-沒事
554
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:15,600
滾！
555
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,769
喂
556
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,604
我回來看我的妹妹，不行啊？
557
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,230
飛飛沒有你這種壞哥哥
558
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,650
他想謀奪家產，是他把妳爸爸氣死的
559
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:24,984
妹妹
560
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,363
妳不是很聽我的話嗎？
561
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,032
飛飛，妳不用聽他說
562
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,951
妹妹
563
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,995
-妹妹
-那麼我要聽誰的？
564
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:36,913
聽我的
565
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:38,790
大哥
566
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:41,876
二叔
567
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,628
我以後全聽你的話
568
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,254
在這裡吃好的、住好的
569
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,423
我不再聽你的話了
570
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,676
妳這個死垃圾…
571
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,013
妳真行啊，妹妹
572
00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:56,683
-吃粥吧
-謝謝！
573
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,353
飛飛，妳在法國有沒有男朋友？
574
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,064
不知道
575
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,732
不用害羞
576
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,818
如果有，就早點結婚
577
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,569
繼承妳爸爸的遺產
578
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,571
什麼遺產啊？
579
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,573
那幾十億的珠寶生意
580
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,659
那我就功德圓滿了
581
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,620
妹妹，昨天那個男人
好像很喜歡妳，是嗎？
582
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:18,913
是不是？
583
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,206
是吧
584
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,542
小姐…
585
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,669
蝴蝶捉到了
586
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,089
謝謝你
587
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,090
-謝謝
-爸爸
588
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,592
-什麼事？
-昨晚那個男人不錯啊
589
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,927
文武雙全
590
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,346
他學識淵博，功夫又了得
591
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,432
-你怎麼知道的？
-是他告訴我的
592
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,645
叫你走就走吧
593
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:48,568
為什麼你不說我擅長吃飯、逛街
看電影、按摩、吹頭、修甲？
594
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,529
-這些東西我每樣都很擅長
-那擅長自由搏擊嗎？
595
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,323
-差一點
-差一點就上台吧
596
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,586
要去哪裡啊？不用怕，是自己人
597
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:07,712
過來！
598
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,339
過來…
599
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,098
起來
600
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,850
別裝了，起來
601
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,686
你明白了嗎？
602
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:27,148
我最擅長自由搏擊了
603
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:35,782
再來
604
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,117
不用麻煩，一起來吧！
605
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,620
阿婆彎腰虎尾腳
606
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:42,580
美人照鏡，左照鏡，右照鏡
607
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,582
雷公鑿，無敵風火輪
608
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:46,042
再來一個掃堂腿
609
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,003
-再來
-爸爸
610
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,380
-阿婆彎腰虎尾腳，美人照鏡
-不如我約他們到對面喝杯咖啡吧？
611
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,591
左照鏡，右照鏡，雷公鑿…
612
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,510
-阿標
-是
613
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,221
-再來
-虎尾腳
614
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,640
看著，虎尾腳
615
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,018
喂，你幹什麼？
616
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:05,770
再來
617
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,313
看著，虎尾…
618
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,782
他是我爸的手下，很容易對付的
619
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:18,825
一定要贏啊
620
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,450
這一下不算
621
00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:13,379
喂，老兄
622
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,131
我是來裝個樣子，來客串而已
623
00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,924
現在不玩了，要走了…
624
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:20,845
你還來？
625
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:23,306
我有愛滋病的，信不信我舐你？
626
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,603
大家左鄰右里
627
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:30,855
我是住在你爸家後面的村子
628
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:31,981
村是吧？
629
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:35,443
-我也是住在你家後面的村子
-還村？
630
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,278
我村子在你後面
631
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,655
我的意思是說
632
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:42,825
-我是你的親生兄弟啊
-照打
633
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:46,495
-我是你的親生兒子啊！
-也得打
634
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,582
不信的話問你媽媽好了，臭小子
635
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:50,875
你去死吧！
636
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,385
是又打，不是又打，你很了不起嗎？
637
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,679
我生下來是給你打的嗎？
638
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,267
左勾拳
639
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,562
左勾拳
640
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,316
還是左勾拳
641
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,204
左勾…
642
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:34,460
右勾鐵餅才是真的
643
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,796
臭小子
644
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:10,121
看看什麼時候有空就約他回來吃飯吧
645
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,373
你約了他今晚來吃飯？
646
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,750
對，那個男人蠻醒目的
647
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,460
讓二叔替妳看看
648
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,796
還有，他叫我把信交給妳
649
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:28,222
二叔
650
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,933
我去了法國這麼久，我看不懂中文了
651
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,476
-你幫我讀吧
-好
652
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,813
“巢飛飛小姐
653
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,691
我像大海裡的一艘孤舟
654
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,193
等待妳來打撈
655
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,571
妳是個愛情劊子手
656
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,282
我甘願為妳滴汗而死
657
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,451
即使妳吸乾我的血
658
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,119
只要妳願意
659
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,288
我全身會効忠於妳
660
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:55,333
只要妳說一聲：‘來吧！’”
661
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:57,501
來了？
662
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,628
二叔，我先上去
663
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,673
飛飛，怎麼這麼粗心？
664
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,675
小心啊，怎麼樣？
665
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,344
有沒有跌傷？
666
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,012
-妳沒事吧？
-沒事
667
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,138
請進來坐
668
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:10,890
嗨
669
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:20,608
隨便坐
670
00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,443
喝茶
671
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:26,947
請茶
672
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:28,324
謝謝
673
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,995
再請茶
674
00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:40,711
三請茶
675
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:51,305
伯父，了不起
676
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,349
不過現在不流行這種東西了
677
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,226
是嗎？請茶
678
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,394
謝謝你
679
00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:00,231
聽說你在英國是唸心理學的
680
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,150
是啊，爸爸，他很聰明的
681
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:05,694
什麼叫心理學？
682
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,411
平常我們去洗手間時
683
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,621
你猜是用完廁所才沖廁
684
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:17,706
還是沖完廁才用廁所呢？
685
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,125
當然是用完才沖廁
686
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,252
但是用到一半就沖廁
687
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,337
你認為是不是性急呢？
688
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,005
我不知道
689
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,382
做一個實驗
690
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,758
全身放鬆
691
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:28,968
頭不要動
692
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,887
眼睛慢慢望向天花板
693
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,849
-看了沒有？
-看了，是不是這樣？
694
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:37,351
有沒有覺得眼球有點酸軟？
695
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,019
有，有一點
696
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,063
証明你有一點神經衰弱
697
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:42,982
再來一個實驗
698
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,400
我們伸出雙手
699
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,110
伸出來一點
700
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,822
平常我們打飛機…對不起
701
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,699
正確來說應該是自瀆
702
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:55,453
經常自瀆掌心會發黑，你知道嗎？
703
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,621
伯父
704
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,500
令公子是用右手自瀆的
705
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,420
這就是心理學
706
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,215
我沒有猜錯吧？
707
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,847
真是傻，這樣也會被人戲弄
708
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,599
很有趣吧？
709
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,852
伯父，剛才你兩隻手都拿起來看
710
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:22,354
就代表你平時喜歡用兩隻手一起來…
711
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,314
行了…
712
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:26,150
爸爸，其實我不是這樣子的
713
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,194
-我跟你一樣用…
-你說什麼？
714
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,447
坐遠一點…
715
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:34,950
隨便坐
716
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:39,788
對了，你們倆究竟什麼時候認識的？
717
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,376
這樣吧
718
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,254
別多說了，來，乾杯…
719
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,015
-不如我考…
-考驗你一下
720
00:41:58,224 --> 00:41:59,975
你記得我們什麼時候認識嗎？
721
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,437
記得，當然記得
722
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:05,814
不過
723
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,359
往事我不願多提
724
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,568
對不起
725
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,946
-就像那天我扮賊，其實我也不想…
-行了
726
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,113
不用多說了
727
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,323
飛飛
728
00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:17,451
妳去了法國十多年
二叔幾乎不認得妳了
729
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,412
是嗎？我也幾乎不認得我自己
730
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,334
不如這樣吧？
我們不要再提以前的事了
731
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,586
好主意
732
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,755
我們乾脆重新相識
733
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,382
-由零開始
-乾杯
734
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,553
-是…
-是
735
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,263
-乾杯…
-乾杯…
736
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:38,847
來…
737
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,224
喝，待會喝
738
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,486
這幅不錯啊，星星
739
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,029
是啊，飛飛
740
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,410
這幅也不錯
741
00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,829
-星星
-是啊，飛飛
742
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:10,004
我很欣賞這一幅
743
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,922
這幅？
744
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,924
你不喜歡嗎？不錯啊
745
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:14,925
不是
746
00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:17,177
對不起
747
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,305
怎麼了？
748
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,475
-怎麼會這樣的？真奇怪
-是啊，怎麼會這樣的？
749
00:43:23,809 --> 00:43:25,311
-原來是你
-原來是你
750
00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,895
是啊，等我一會
751
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:31,066
自從那天被馬桶套著看不見東西之後
752
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:35,029
-我對潛望鏡產生很大的興趣
-是嗎？
753
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,781
這是布朗船長，漢文森特
754
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,950
你好嗎？
755
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,660
你好嗎？
756
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,955
-今天我有朋友在，失陪一會
-請便…
757
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,833
今天我帥嗎？
758
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:52,212
很整潔，不過臀部髒了一點
759
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,423
剛才你好像沒有擦
760
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,509
是吧？整包拿去吧
761
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:02,222
今天的畫展真不錯
762
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:04,350
我覺得還少了一點深度
763
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,018
-是嗎？
-有計程車，讓我來吧
764
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:08,937
計程車
765
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:13,359
-對不起，先生…
-什麼？
766
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,152
-不…
-想打架？
767
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,278
打架？
768
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,571
喂，幹什麼？
769
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,448
-反抗？
-搶計程車？
770
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,574
-就是要打你
-打你
771
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,494
打，來啊！
772
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,080
小…小姐！
773
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,248
小…小姐！
774
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,961
車…車子在這裡
775
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:40,886
是我的疏忽，都忘記了有開車來
776
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,263
別傻了，怎會責怪你呢？
777
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,641
-是我的疏忽
-別傻了
778
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:54,942
怎麼這麼像？
779
00:44:57,694 --> 00:45:01,240
小姐，這位是我們公司
營業部的姚經理
780
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:04,785
-歡迎小姐回來香港
-這位是人事部的周經理
781
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,161
請小姐多多指教
782
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,330
巢小姐，妳好
783
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,541
巢小姐，我叫西蒙
784
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,751
在妳公司負責財政
785
00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:16,130
你們慢慢聊
786
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,967
妳爸爸生前常常提起妳
787
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,636
我果然有一個迷人的上司
788
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,346
垃圾鳳，要喝杯東西嗎？
789
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:27,808
原來真的是妳，垃圾鳳
790
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:29,393
發財了也不通知我
791
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:30,477
他幹什麼？
792
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,438
我不認識他
793
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,481
喂，你招搖撞騙啊？
794
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,775
是，對不起…
795
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:43,574
如果公司的財務人員
想請他的上司吃飯
796
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,951
妳說會不會太過分呢？
797
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,000
會不會呢？
798
00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,171
不會
799
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:08,307
我不跳了
800
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,395
為什麼這麼晚才到啊？
801
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,940
沒有妨礙妳跳舞吧？
802
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,652
飛飛，公司的同事要妳說幾句話
803
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,030
說話？說什麼啊？
804
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,242
你好，我叫羅西蒙
805
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:28,952
是公司的財務經理
806
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,621
晒命佬？
807
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:31,914
幸會
808
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,875
我是漢文森特，幸運星
809
00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:37,961
聽說你追求了巢小姐十多年
810
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:41,465
最近還要扮賊才能見她一面，是嗎？
811
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,258
對
812
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:48,096
我不喜歡用火柴，我最怕火柴的味道
813
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,897
我也不喜歡汽油味
814
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,109
希望大家分工合作
815
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,529
你拿掃把，我拿籮
816
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:06,031
把公司打掃乾淨
817
00:47:06,406 --> 00:47:07,491
比喻得好
818
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:10,410
哪個部門沒有表現就要裁員
819
00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,079
對啊…
820
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,749
如果你們到過垃圾場
821
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,335
其實垃圾是很有用的
822
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:23,840
好像這個餅乾罐
其實可以用來做花盆
823
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:28,428
這些包裝紙、舊報紙賣到八元一斤
824
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:31,014
如果公司的包裝紙也有用的話
825
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:35,394
你們說是不是一物二用
一舉兩得、皆大歡喜？
826
00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,272
連倒垃圾的那個人也開心一點
827
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,987
好像汽水罐，一毛一個
828
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:47,239
很有用的，拿去吧
829
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,074
-拿去吧
-垃圾鳳
830
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,742
妳還不承認？
831
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,453
就這樣吧
832
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,218
垃圾鳳！
833
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:10,012
別跑
834
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,515
還千金小姐留學法國呢
835
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:14,850
不是北角的垃圾場嗎？
836
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,643
-你想怎麼樣？
-想怎麼樣？
837
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,104
發了達，連男朋友都不認識了
838
00:48:19,187 --> 00:48:20,647
-不要，你幹什麼？
-先摸一摸
839
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,065
-不要
-不要是吧？好
840
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:24,276
-那我叫了
-喂，你不要叫
841
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,446
我窮啊，你知道要怎麼做吧？
842
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,239
我全都給你…
843
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,950
給我吻一下行吧？
844
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,202
不肯我就叫，來吧
845
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,830
-吻？
-吻吧
846
00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:42,252
不是嘴對嘴嗎？嘴對嘴啊
847
00:48:57,934 --> 00:48:58,977
你想怎麼樣？
848
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:00,520
他幹什麼？
849
00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:04,149
什麼事？
850
00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:05,776
又是你？
851
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,611
你非禮我的女朋友？
852
00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:13,742
佔便宜？
853
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:19,539
揩油？
854
00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:21,875
揩油？
855
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:23,960
去死吧！
856
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,215
飛飛，有我在，妳不用怕
857
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,551
小姐，有我在，妳也不用怕
858
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:53,031
那塊東西在哪裡買的？
859
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,220
了不起…
860
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,931
不過聽說你打死人了
861
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,391
死了？
862
00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:21,768
喂，你醒醒啊
863
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,311
你不是這麼容易死吧？你別嚇我
864
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,855
-什麼事？
-伯父
865
00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:27,399
他打死人了
866
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,443
-打死人？
-打死人？
867
00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:40,370
不用怕…
868
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:44,875
什麼？你說什麼？
869
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,460
把他帶走！
870
00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:47,961
走吧
871
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:53,216
對不起，如果剛才我早點來的話
就不會搞出這麼多事情
872
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:54,885
妳不會責怪我吧？
873
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:56,303
-我…
-不…
874
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:59,890
不…不會，沒…沒有
875
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,517
-我剛才…
-不…不會
876
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,854
我…我們的小…小姐
877
00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:08,231
怎…怎麼會
878
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,400
這…這麼容易
879
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,861
生氣人家
880
00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:16,865
那麼…小器呢？
881
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:19,951
我都說沒有…
882
00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:23,079
沒…你現在沒有油嗎？
883
00:51:23,705 --> 00:51:27,709
不是，油就有…
884
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:32,005
我們要下…下車，謝謝
885
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:41,807
喂
886
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,767
小…
887
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,685
喂，現在怎麼辦啊？
888
00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:06,248
-昨晚到岸邊四處看
-昨晚到岸邊四處看
889
00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,501
-見到有個漁船小妹真嬌俏
-見到有個漁船小妹真嬌俏
890
00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:12,879
-她鶯聲瀝瀝頻頻喚大少
-她鶯聲瀝瀝頻頻喚大少
891
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,424
-說服我去租小艇戲浪潮
-說服我去租小艇戲浪潮
892
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,677
叫一句飛飛
893
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:22,013
她呱呱叫
894
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,850
叫一句飛飛…
895
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,476
還有沒有汽水罐啊？
896
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:27,811
有啊…
897
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,107
小心啊
898
00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,116
阿婆還很靈活啊
899
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,492
真棒…
900
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,830
如果我是個撿汽水罐的
901
00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:48,498
你還會不會認識我？
902
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:51,751
會
903
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,546
叫一句飛飛
904
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,507
妳呱呱叫
905
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,178
-昨晚到岸邊四處看
-昨晚到岸邊四處看
906
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,682
-見到有個漁船小妹真嬌俏
-見到有個漁船小妹真嬌俏
907
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:09,185
-她鶯聲瀝瀝頻頻喚大少
-她鶯聲瀝瀝頻頻喚大少
908
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:23,742
我走了
909
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,201
再見
910
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,412
對不起，二老爺
911
00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:31,541
阿彌陀佛，喃嘸阿彌陀佛…
912
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,210
都是我的疏忽
913
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:35,629
行了…
914
00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,380
二叔
915
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,050
好了，小姐回來了
916
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,345
小姐，妳整個晚上到哪裡去了？
917
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,722
-我們很擔心啊
-我們擔心死了
918
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:47,682
-妳去了哪裡？
-奶媽
919
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,059
妳不用問她了
920
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:52,062
年輕男女的事，我都明白
921
00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:53,313
你們整個晚上都沒睡
922
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:55,273
-去睡吧…
-去睡吧
923
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:56,983
-去睡吧…
-飛飛
924
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,193
坐下來談談
925
00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:02,447
二叔，對不起，要你等我回來
926
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:03,657
不要緊
927
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:06,201
飛飛，那個男的是不是不錯啊？
928
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,037
妳喜不喜歡他？
929
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,289
喜不喜歡啊？
930
00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:14,417
妳不說，我當妳默認了
931
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,878
-我替妳作主好嗎？
-二叔，我…
932
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:20,090
行了，妳不用害羞，我乾脆替妳安排
933
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:31,768
飛飛，我棒嗎？
934
00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:38,692
二叔叫我們結婚
935
00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:42,112
那好不好？
936
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:43,822
你說呢？
937
00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:52,622
打個比方說
938
00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,083
說說而已
939
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,043
如果我是一個爛人
940
00:54:58,044 --> 00:55:00,213
還是又偷又騙的那種
941
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,841
妳會不會踢我下海？
942
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,679
我就被人踢下海過
943
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:25,864
停船！
944
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:27,615
趴下
945
00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:30,869
-追！
-是
946
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,884
喂，兄弟，究竟什麼事啊？
947
00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:47,260
不停船我就幹掉你
948
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,109
怎麼會這樣？
949
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,903
-我不知道
-先撐住
950
00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:06,905
我不行的，喂！
951
00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:16,581
救命啊！
952
00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:18,333
不要！
953
00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:24,672
快點，走
954
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,174
快點，跳下去
955
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:31,596
救命啊！
956
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,975
救命啊！
957
00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:44,984
還想跑？
958
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:11,177
-還給我…
-別吵！
959
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:16,182
“我像大海裡的一艘孤舟
960
00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:19,102
等待妳來打撈”
961
00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:21,187
孤舟？
962
00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:23,440
-替我把那孤舟燙焦
-好
963
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:26,192
-不要，我求求你，不要啊
-不要？
964
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,069
那妳為什麼失信於我
965
00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,029
不聽我的話？
966
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:32,490
聽，我聽
967
00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:34,325
-我聽，我全聽你的話
-真的聽？
968
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:38,496
那就替我拿這包東西回去
孝敬我二叔
969
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:39,914
這是什麼啊？
970
00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:42,834
吃了後不到五秒鐘
971
00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:46,921
-就會七孔流血的長生不老藥
-不要
972
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:49,174
我求求你，不要…
973
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,341
-好！
-不要啊
974
00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:52,510
-我求求你
-替我餵那艘孤舟，把它吃光
975
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:55,597
不要！給我…
976
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:59,684
那妳喜歡給誰吃啊？
977
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:17,702
小姐，妳要喝茶嗎？
978
00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:19,162
-我來幫妳倒吧
-不用…
979
00:58:19,245 --> 00:58:21,247
-讓我來倒好了…
-來吧，可以的…
980
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:23,541
三姐，讓我來倒
981
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,251
-讓我來倒吧，三姐
-小姐
982
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,881
妳看這是我們繡給妳將來做嫁妝的
983
00:58:29,964 --> 00:58:31,341
妳看看漂不漂亮？
984
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:36,054
漂亮嗎？
985
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,474
喝茶，小姐
986
00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,476
我倒給二叔的
987
00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,520
那我多倒一杯給二老爺
988
00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:45,730
小姐說倒茶給你喝
989
00:58:45,813 --> 00:58:48,733
飛飛真乖，我正想喝茶
990
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:52,904
二叔，不要喝
991
00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:54,656
為什麼？
992
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,368
這杯茶是我的
993
00:58:59,869 --> 00:59:01,663
飛飛，妳過來
994
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,627
二叔沒什麼給妳
995
00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,295
我送妳一隻手鐲吧
996
00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:11,506
這手鐲跟了我幾十年
997
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,425
我送給妳做嫁妝，拿著吧
998
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:15,843
來
999
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,305
二叔，不要喝
1000
00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:22,183
這杯茶也是妳的？
1001
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,102
妳跟妳爸爸一樣
1002
00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:26,437
從小就喜歡跟我爭東西
1003
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,525
怎麼了？
1004
00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:33,194
傻丫頭，打雷而已
1005
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,530
有二叔在，妳什麼都不用怕
1006
00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:37,448
二叔，你不要死啊
1007
00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:39,742
二叔怎麼可能那麼快死呢？
1008
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:42,161
二叔還要喝妳這頓喜酒
1009
00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,624
-你沒事吧？
-什麼事？
1010
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,169
二叔以後當妳是親生女兒一樣看待
1011
01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:12,163
什麼？
1012
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:14,999
什麼？
1013
01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,959
-妳不說，不會有人知道的
-什麼？
1014
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,669
妳不說，不會有人知道的
1015
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,339
想跑？
1016
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:26,886
小子，想跑？別跑！
1017
01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:36,354
去死吧
1018
01:04:46,799 --> 01:04:48,134
大哥，還有啊
1019
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:26,714
放壁虎？去死吧！
1020
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:04,543
老兄
1021
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,505
-我要在地鐵站下車，謝謝
-地鐵站？
1022
01:06:07,588 --> 01:06:08,756
開車啊！
1023
01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:53,968
再見，巢小姐
1024
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:07,606
飛飛
1025
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,156
你怎麼可以回來？
1026
01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:16,574
不要說別的了
1027
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:19,410
妳馬上告訴我，究竟發生了什麼事？
1028
01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:22,663
說
1029
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:32,214
我在這裡長大，住在這裡
在這裡倒垃圾
1030
01:08:10,377 --> 01:08:12,213
喂，麻煩借過
1031
01:08:12,379 --> 01:08:13,380
走開
1032
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:16,300
麻煩讓開，別妨礙我們工作啊
1033
01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:18,260
妳以為有錢人了不起嗎？
1034
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:19,887
這種地方不是妳來的
1035
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:21,055
肥婆蘭
1036
01:08:21,138 --> 01:08:24,183
那麼大雨，還來垃圾場，神經病
1037
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:32,483
現在沒有人認出妳是垃圾婆了
1038
01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:35,027
妳已經是千金小姐
1039
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,905
妳已經不能回頭了
1040
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,323
就像我一樣
1041
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,828
我不妨告訴妳，我也是假的
1042
01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:48,040
我是串同巢二的兒子來追求妳
騙些錢用而已
1043
01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:52,545
那麼那封信…
1044
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,214
那些…那些不重要的
1045
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,007
現在最重要要弄清楚的是
1046
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,844
別人屋裡的金銀珠寶全部都是真的
1047
01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:01,262
妳知道嗎？
1048
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:09,228
-你…你對我是假的？
-不是
1049
01:09:10,312 --> 01:09:12,565
這個世界沒有所謂的真假
1050
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:15,234
如果我們可以拿到那些真的錢
1051
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:17,736
那麼我們就可以做一個真的人
1052
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:18,863
對吧？
1053
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,117
這個是上天給我們一個最好的機會
1054
01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:24,994
我們千萬不可以錯過
1055
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,460
幸運星先生
1056
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,172
你願意娶巢飛飛小姐為妻
1057
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:38,048
盡丈夫的責任嗎？
1058
01:09:38,215 --> 01:09:39,133
願意
1059
01:09:39,633 --> 01:09:41,135
巢飛飛小姐
1060
01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:44,013
妳願意嫁幸運星先生
1061
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,472
盡妻子的責任嗎？
1062
01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:51,770
-我願意
-好，从現在開始
1063
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,648
你們就是巢氏珠寶企業公司的
1064
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,150
合法繼承人
1065
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,777
等等，這個巢飛飛是假的
1066
01:09:58,944 --> 01:10:01,697
是我二叔串同這個女人
想謀奪我爸爸的家產
1067
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:03,240
她根本不是我的妹妹
1068
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:04,700
他們都是老千
1069
01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:07,119
-喂，你不要胡說八道
-你不要亂造謠
1070
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:10,289
你不相信？你不相信就問她好了
1071
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:13,167
飛飛，是不是真的？
1072
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,463
對，我是假的
1073
01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:19,131
-我不是巢飛飛
-假的？
1074
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,799
對不起，巢老伯
1075
01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:22,801
-全部都是…
-別多說了
1076
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:24,094
-回警局再說
-走吧
1077
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,679
-不關我的事
-還想跑？
1078
01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:26,764
-走
-走
1079
01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:28,682
-怎麼了？
-走吧
1080
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:29,642
-幹什麼？
-走吧！
1081
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:30,684
-我自己會走
-走
1082
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:35,147
原來都是老千，難怪公司的帳目不符
1083
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,733
公司現在暫停營業
1084
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:40,069
我要算算被人騙了多少錢
1085
01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,279
-馬上回公司查帳
-是！
1086
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:43,322
你們都聽到了吧？
1087
01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:45,991
-全部把貨物交出來給我點算
-是
1088
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:48,786
二叔
1089
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,996
你也有今天了
1090
01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:54,124
阿威，我不知道你在幹什麼
1091
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,876
你別得意
1092
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,754
有那份遺囑在，你是分不到家產的
1093
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:03,592
你提醒了我，遺囑是吧？
1094
01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:05,386
遺囑啊！
1095
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:07,054
-你把它撕掉？
-遺囑啊
1096
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:08,389
現在一切都解決了
1097
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,349
假的…這些警察都是假的
1098
01:11:12,017 --> 01:11:14,061
-不要動
-放我出去…
1099
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:15,271
放手
1100
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,440
-待會再慢慢對付你
-老闆
1101
01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,067
-我先回公司
-好
1102
01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:24,863
大哥
1103
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:28,409
船到了
1104
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:32,871
你怎麼會在這裡？
1105
01:11:33,163 --> 01:11:34,957
跟你混什麼都沒有
1106
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,083
但你看我現在…
1107
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:37,876
你這個叛徒
1108
01:11:38,085 --> 01:11:40,296
打大老二是吧？打大哥
1109
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:43,757
全部帶回警署做呈堂証供
1110
01:11:43,882 --> 01:11:44,967
-是，長官
-是，長官
1111
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,851
巢老伯，你沒事吧？
1112
01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:59,857
混蛋，知道是假的也不告訴我？
1113
01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:02,109
你是不是想出賣我？
1114
01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:03,319
你現在埋怨我？
1115
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,322
你是人家的堂哥，連妹妹都不認得
還有什麼好說的？
1116
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,157
快點想辦法出去吧
1117
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,950
什麼啊？想跑？
1118
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,243
有沒有辦法？
1119
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,078
-我還沒想到
-用用腦子吧
1120
01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:15,247
-還要說？你當我沒在嗎？
-我想不到啊
1121
01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:25,049
你還想出爛招？
1122
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,301
-兄弟，用不著插我吧？
-上次還沒被打夠嗎？
1123
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,136
我告訴你，我忍你很久了
1124
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:31,388
-你插我？
-喂…
1125
01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:32,306
來…
1126
01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:33,891
-來插我啊
-來，怕你嗎？
1127
01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:35,601
-來啊！
-來啊！
1128
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:38,354
-怎麼樣？
-爸爸，你怎麼樣？
1129
01:12:38,645 --> 01:12:40,606
準備柴和火水，燒屋！
1130
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,274
-你不是吧？
-走開！
1131
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,692
等等
1132
01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,653
打個你死我活都是我們巢家的事
1133
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,614
與他們外人無關
1134
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:51,742
好，我求求你
1135
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,619
你先放了他們吧
1136
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:55,704
你終於求我了嗎？
1137
01:12:55,954 --> 01:12:57,331
喂，你們聽到嗎？
1138
01:12:57,414 --> 01:13:00,626
我二叔求我啊，他求我啊
1139
01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:04,296
喂，我聽不清楚，你再說一次
1140
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,590
-阿威
-威少
1141
01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:08,759
是，威少
1142
01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:12,179
求人要有點誠意
1143
01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:14,264
那你想怎樣？
1144
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:17,309
你跪下來向我叩三個頭
1145
01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:18,685
你做得到嗎？
1146
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,396
你都做不到，還說什麼啊？
1147
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:21,522
放火
1148
01:13:21,605 --> 01:13:22,564
好
1149
01:13:22,689 --> 01:13:23,690
我跪
1150
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:24,900
爸爸
1151
01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,777
不要，讓我來跪吧
1152
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:28,821
威少
1153
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,281
威少，我求你…
1154
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:32,741
走開
1155
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:33,909
你還年輕
1156
01:13:33,992 --> 01:13:36,328
-你怎樣見人啊？
-你聽我說吧
1157
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,539
-走開…
-你幾十歲了，爸爸
1158
01:13:38,622 --> 01:13:39,873
走開！
1159
01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:42,084
爸爸
1160
01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:46,588
爸爸！
1161
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,137
舐吧，把它舐乾淨
1162
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,096
舐吧
1163
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,807
把它舐乾淨，舐吧
1164
01:13:58,559 --> 01:13:59,643
舐吧
1165
01:14:00,894 --> 01:14:03,939
我最討厭人家說這個“舐”字
你還說了幾次
1166
01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:05,524
豈有此理
1167
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:07,234
我告訴你，要死就一起死
1168
01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:08,819
-快幫忙…
-這麼絕情？
1169
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:09,987
-放手
-揍他！
1170
01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:11,697
-舐？
-揍他！
1171
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:12,948
-舐？
-抓他！
1172
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,035
-抓死你！
-抓他！
1173
01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:19,037
-放手
-用力
1174
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,372
-抓
-用力
1175
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,668
把鞋還給我
1176
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,629
還給他吧，沒有人會要了
1177
01:14:29,673 --> 01:14:30,716
大哥
1178
01:14:32,092 --> 01:14:33,135
搞定了
1179
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:47,107
大哥，船在等著
1180
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,150
好
1181
01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:50,194
喂，讓他們一家團聚
1182
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:51,862
然後全家死
1183
01:14:51,945 --> 01:14:53,614
-放火！
-是
1184
01:14:53,697 --> 01:14:55,616
-喂，開門啊！
-幹什麼？
1185
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:57,826
-怎麼辦？放了我們吧
-開門…
1186
01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:59,703
-放過我們吧
-飛飛…
1187
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,542
喂，老兄，來真的嗎？
1188
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:07,252
-不要啊，求求你
-不要啊，求求你
1189
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,755
-剛才是開玩笑的，我賠雙鞋子給你
-放我們出去
1190
01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:10,923
喂，不要啊！
1191
01:15:11,798 --> 01:15:14,051
喂，這邊，救我啊！
1192
01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,515
-幹什麼？
-你幹什麼？
1193
01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:23,101
什麼？
1194
01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,522
大嫂，走吧，上船了
1195
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,662
我不想死，我不想死啊！
1196
01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:45,874
-都是妳這個垃圾婆
-救命啊
1197
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:49,211
-是妳害死我們，妳害死我全家
-不關我的事…
1198
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:50,712
我掐死妳
1199
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,256
-不關我的事啊
-喂
1200
01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:54,383
-你幹什麼？
-我掐死妳！
1201
01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:56,218
-不要…
-你發神經嗎？
1202
01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:57,177
不要啊
1203
01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:00,764
每個人快拿塊麻布
1204
01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:02,808
-把它弄濕掩著臉吧
-好辛苦
1205
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:04,184
-水？哪裡有水啊？
-好辛苦啊
1206
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,519
自己想想吧
1207
01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:27,082
-拿來
-喂，你幹什麼？
1208
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,626
-給我…
-還給我
1209
01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,468
還給我啊
1210
01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:40,971
這是什麼啊？
1211
01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:44,850
你自己尿吧，你搶我的幹什麼？
1212
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,944
該死的，你不尿的話
1213
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,071
我死你也會死的
你想大家一起死嗎？
1214
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,076
尿啊！
1215
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:09,625
-星哥，給我一點
-又來？
1216
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,335
-給我一點
-你自己沒有嗎？
1217
01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:13,253
那個混球不爭氣啊！
1218
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:15,672
-揍它吧
-揍了也尿不出來
1219
01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:17,424
所以說你平時沒有家教
1220
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:18,800
幫幫忙
1221
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:20,177
幫忙揍它就可以
1222
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:21,928
-跟你爸爸拿吧
-是啊
1223
01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:23,305
-爸爸
-過去
1224
01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:25,223
-再見了！
-走開，爸爸
1225
01:17:25,390 --> 01:17:26,892
給我一泡尿，爸爸
1226
01:17:27,267 --> 01:17:30,020
-爸爸，尿一泡尿給我吧
-老公，來世再見了
1227
01:17:30,103 --> 01:17:31,438
-走開！
-飛飛
1228
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,816
-好辛苦啊
-幸運星，來世再見了
1229
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,119
爸爸，怎麼這麼黃的？
你有沒有尿錯？
1230
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,579
熱氣嘛
1231
01:17:48,121 --> 01:17:48,997
也可以啦
1232
01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,043
臨死前
1233
01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:55,420
你可以跟我說句真話嗎？
1234
01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:57,964
都快死了說什麼也沒有用了
1235
01:17:59,549 --> 01:18:01,426
你是不是跟剛才那個女人有關係？
1236
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:02,719
哪個女人？
1237
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,305
站在那邊的那個
1238
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:09,393
她還這樣，這樣啊…
1239
01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:11,103
怎麼樣啊？
1240
01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,898
這樣…這樣子的那個啊
1241
01:18:17,442 --> 01:18:18,485
三圍！
1242
01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:21,863
果然是密碼鎖
1243
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:24,157
-三圍是多少？
-什麼？
1244
01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:27,786
-三圍啊！
-28，29，38
1245
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,247
不是問妳啊，大屁股，我問剛才那個
1246
01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:31,790
-是不是阿威的老婆？
-是啊，就是她
1247
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:34,251
我猜是34，34，34，應該對了
1248
01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:36,294
不對，開不到
1249
01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,922
女人最清楚女人了，40，20，40
1250
01:18:39,172 --> 01:18:41,258
喂，她有沒有那麼厲害啊？
1251
01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:42,342
-試試吧
-試試吧
1252
01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:43,593
賭一賭吧
1253
01:18:45,762 --> 01:18:48,390
-真的行啊，不用死了
-行了
1254
01:18:48,932 --> 01:18:49,766
等我啊
1255
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:51,268
走了…
1256
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,562
小心，爸爸，來，我扶你
1257
01:18:53,645 --> 01:18:55,188
來，爸爸，小心
1258
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,690
喂，有水啊
1259
01:18:56,773 --> 01:18:57,858
飛飛…
1260
01:18:57,941 --> 01:19:00,193
幫忙解開…
1261
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,903
-真的不用死了！
-是啊…
1262
01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:03,613
-是啊
-太好了！
1263
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:05,907
飛飛，對不起
1264
01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,243
我保不住妳爸爸的家產
1265
01:19:08,326 --> 01:19:09,953
被那個臭小子拿走了
1266
01:19:11,913 --> 01:19:13,582
巢老伯…
1267
01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:15,876
我這輩子沒做過一件好事
1268
01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:17,753
這次我幫你
1269
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:21,214
-這裡交給你了
-交給我？
1270
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,178
-糟了，忘了一件最重要的東西
-什麼啊？
1271
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,120
喂，有沒有搞錯啊？
1272
01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,758
-乾杯！
-乾杯！
1273
01:20:47,175 --> 01:20:48,134
發財了
1274
01:20:52,430 --> 01:20:53,932
-喂，什麼事啊？
-什麼事啊？
1275
01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,434
-大哥，我出去看看發生什麼事
-快點出去看看
1276
01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:02,190
有人倒汽油燒船啊
1277
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,650
不行了，大哥！
1278
01:21:03,733 --> 01:21:04,818
不行了！
1279
01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,450
臭小子，你還沒死嗎？
1280
01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:17,873
喂，有事慢慢說
1281
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:22,544
現在我數五下
馬上把那箱珠寶拋下來
1282
01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:24,212
不然你們就一起死吧
1283
01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:26,506
-一
-喂…
1284
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,883
我給你，給你！
1285
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,926
-你們兩個下水
-是
1286
01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:32,971
我給你！拿給他…
1287
01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:37,934
等一下
1288
01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:39,728
給你！
1289
01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:52,490
剛才用火都燒不死你
1290
01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:54,326
你真命大啊
1291
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,162
這次丟你進海
看看你會不會死，好嗎？
1292
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,831
-丟他進海淹死他
-是
1293
01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,711
等等，走開
1294
01:22:05,378 --> 01:22:08,214
死不要緊，但是我有最後一個要求
1295
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:09,132
什麼啊？
1296
01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:11,760
可不可以給我兩個氧氣筒
讓我帶下去？
1297
01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:13,720
這句話真好笑
1298
01:22:16,556 --> 01:22:18,308
我沒有氧氣筒
1299
01:22:21,227 --> 01:22:24,272
-給你個氧氣罩，先用著吧
-下去吧
1300
01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,731
喂，你在幹什麼？
1301
01:23:09,317 --> 01:23:11,695
-救命
-好…
1302
01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:32,841
喂，你幹什麼啊？
1303
01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:36,845
大件事了，上面他們…
1304
01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:42,642
你最帥了，也不幫我嗎？
1305
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,855
-走吧
-走就走
1306
01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:03,121
不就是這些事情了
1307
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,374
-弄好了？
-是啊
1308
01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,668
-我幫你吧
-好
1309
01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:10,045
去死吧
1310
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,217
喂
1311
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,094
小心一點
1312
01:24:18,511 --> 01:24:19,763
-你真笨拙
-喂
1313
01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,473
-怎麼樣？
-有魚槍
1314
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:22,932
魚槍？
1315
01:24:24,225 --> 01:24:27,896
待會進去就攔住他們
然後大聲叫“全部不要動”
1316
01:24:27,979 --> 01:24:31,024
接著馬上拿珠寶
穿過窗口跳下海，清楚嗎？
1317
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:32,108
清楚
1318
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,113
-全部…
-全部…
1319
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:38,281
全部解決了？
1320
01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:41,534
-來，乾杯…
-來，乾杯…
1321
01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:42,744
-糟了！
-慘了！
1322
01:24:43,536 --> 01:24:44,621
那怎麼辦？
1323
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:50,085
待會拿個酒瓶往他的頭敲下去
然後照計畫進行
1324
01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:52,337
乾杯…
1325
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:56,549
大哥，解決了
1326
01:24:56,966 --> 01:24:58,218
好了，叫船夫開船吧
1327
01:24:58,384 --> 01:25:00,261
-是
-今天真開心，來…
1328
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:02,597
-乾杯！
-乾杯！
1329
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,640
來…
1330
01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:04,682
-來…
-乾了
1331
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,353
-乾杯
-乾杯
1332
01:25:09,562 --> 01:25:11,147
-乾完吧
-喝一口吧
1333
01:25:16,861 --> 01:25:18,029
捉住他們兩個！
1334
01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:19,280
捉住他們！
1335
01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:20,824
接住！
1336
01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:22,992
穿過窗口
1337
01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:27,330
卡住了！
1338
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,290
卡住了！
1339
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:30,959
卡住了！
1340
01:25:31,626 --> 01:25:33,294
-放手！
-卡住了！
1341
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:34,712
放手啊，卡住
1342
01:25:47,767 --> 01:25:48,977
替我幹掉他
1343
01:25:53,189 --> 01:25:55,441
小子，我找了你很久了
1344
01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:58,069
你有種就站著不要走，我回頭找你
1345
01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:00,113
好
1346
01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:01,781
別浪費時間了
1347
01:26:01,865 --> 01:26:03,825
我現在跟你一對一打一場
1348
01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:05,160
不關事的走開
1349
01:26:36,816 --> 01:26:39,611
踢？
1350
01:26:41,821 --> 01:26:43,281
各位，我先走了
1351
01:26:44,949 --> 01:26:45,909
醒目！
1352
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:53,499
去死吧
1353
01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:18,816
還來？
1354
01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:25,865
去死吧
1355
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:30,161
請你吃個救生圈餅
1356
01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:34,916
炸你啊…
1357
01:27:36,167 --> 01:27:37,126
大一點
1358
01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:10,410
撐住
1359
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:52,618
橡皮超人！
1360
01:29:14,974 --> 01:29:16,225
怎麼搞成這個樣子？
1361
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:24,859
夠倒楣吧？
1362
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:42,251
怎麼樣？
1363
01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:47,507
來一個蜈蚣彈
1364
01:29:47,590 --> 01:29:49,175
再來一個蜈蚣彈
1365
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,984
蜈蚣彈
1366
01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,112
又一個蜈蚣彈
1367
01:30:09,403 --> 01:30:11,614
-彈完了沒有？
-喂，解決了？
1368
01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:13,407
還有一批珠寶沒有拿啊，還蜈蚣彈？
1369
01:30:14,033 --> 01:30:16,452
我見你這麼多次，最厲害就是這一次
1370
01:30:16,702 --> 01:30:17,787
老公！
1371
01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:19,288
-你帶我一起走吧！
-把龜頭縮進去，快點
1372
01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:20,414
老公
1373
01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:21,791
-不要丟下我！
-放手！
1374
01:30:21,874 --> 01:30:23,126
-老公，帶我一起走吧
-別走！
1375
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,043
走開！
1376
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,256
老公，你不要走！
1377
01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:40,893
別跑！
1378
01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:42,436
還跑？揍他！
1379
01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,797
不要殺我…
1380
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:16,387
叫你跪下，跪下啊
1381
01:31:22,685 --> 01:31:27,982
你給我舐腳趾！
1382
01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:32,153
-走
-走
1383
01:31:33,112 --> 01:31:34,113
走吧
1384
01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:35,656
臭小子
1385
01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:37,992
看你以後還敢不敢搗蛋
1386
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:40,494
爸爸，我以後不敢了
1387
01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:45,208
其實這次我們要謝謝幸運星
1388
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:46,542
-是啊…
-二叔
1389
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:52,423
我們趕著回公司開會，上車吧
1390
01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:54,842
對了
1391
01:31:54,967 --> 01:31:57,637
-你還有見他們嗎？
-沒有啊，爸爸…
1392
01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:12,610
阿鳳
1393
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:28,209
喂，看看，千金小姐回來撿垃圾啊
1394
01:32:29,669 --> 01:32:31,963
這裡有很多罐子，撿不撿啊？
1395
01:32:32,755 --> 01:32:35,758
-有錢人還需要撿罐子嗎？
-大小姐
1396
01:32:35,841 --> 01:32:38,427
石塘咀的斬崩刀找妳啊
有沒有興趣啊？
1397
01:33:06,872 --> 01:33:07,999
這麼浪費啊？
1398
01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:12,086
我從《讀者文摘》抄了整個晚上
1399
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,429
喝杯東西吧
1400
01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:24,140
去哪裡啊？
1401
01:33:24,348 --> 01:33:27,727
當然是最高級的地方
麗晶或是香格里拉
1402
01:33:28,853 --> 01:33:30,187
不然怎麼配得上妳？
1403
01:33:37,361 --> 01:33:38,654
這裡的畫不錯
1404
01:33:38,738 --> 01:33:40,072
這幅不錯
1405
01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,408
-對
-這幅也不錯
1406
01:33:42,491 --> 01:33:45,828
斬崩刀說今晚來吃掉妳啊，妳發財了
1407
01:33:45,911 --> 01:33:47,371
美女，妳說什麼啊？
1408
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:49,498
什麼？小子，欠揍啊？
1409
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,084
-車輪拳！
-車輪拳！
1410
01:33:53,961 --> 01:33:54,920
救命啊！
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