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[man and woman moaning]
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- [moaning]
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[dog whimpers]
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[grunting]
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- [laughs]
- Oh. Oh, no!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- I really worked up an appetite
murdering those bull'’s-eyes.
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- Oh, not again.
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Oh.
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- Trump just says what he feels.
You know what I'’m talking about?
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- Yeah, totally.
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Hey, cousin.
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- Oh, hey, guys.
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- Surprised to see you
on the couch, Jeff.
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Not!
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- [laughs]
- Cool.
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Hey, aren'’t you guys
supposed to be on a date?
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- We just were.
We went to the range.
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Donnie made me
shoot his gun.
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At first, I was scared,
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but then I was grateful
he forced me to do it.
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- Mm.
- Cool.
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- All right, well,
I'’m late
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for my night watch shift,
so, uh...
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- Call me after your wife
goes to sleep.
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- Bye.
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[horn honks "Dixie"]
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[engine revving]
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Ooh, come to Mommy.
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- Does Donnie still not know
you smoke weed?
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- Of course he doesn'’t.
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I can'’t implicate Donnie.
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He'’s an officer of the law.
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- No, he'’s not.
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He runs a volunteer
neighborhood watch.
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- You'’re just a perma-hater
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'’cause you haven'’t gotten laid
since high school.
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Just let me put you
on OkCupid.
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- No, I hate that it'’s the only
way people meet nowadays.
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You know, I was born
in the wrong decade.
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- Born in the wrong decade.
I know.
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- Well, I was.
- I hate when you say that.
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- You know what?
Let me--let me--
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Um, I'’ll open my mail,
and I got to close my--
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[woman moaning]
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[audio skipping]
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- Jeff!
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This is the third time.
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This is the third computer
you'’ve broken.
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What is wrong with you?
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- Hey, I'’m sorry!
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- It'’s disgusting.
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- It'’s not my fault
everything'’s shitty
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and made
in sweatshops nowadays
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and breaks
if a drop of jizz hits it.
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- Aim, Jeff, or do it away
from my computer.
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- I can'’t get off
without HD porn, Sharee.
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It'’s the only good thing
about 2016.
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- Ew.
Please, stop.
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- And I'’m not alone in that,
you know.
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[jars rattle]
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- Did you eat
my buffalo chicken bites?
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- No.
- Well, now you owe me
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[bleep] buffalo chicken bites,
you bitch.
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- Okay.
Chill out.
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I'’ll go to Wawa and buy you
new bites right now.
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- Yeah, we will.
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both:
But I'’m too high to drive.
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- [sighs]
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[bicycle bell dings]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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[whooshing]
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♪
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- Watch out!
- Hey!
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- Holy shit!
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God!
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- [bleep]!
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[indistinct
police radio chatter]
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- And then these two people--
- They just came out of the sky.
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I mean, they fell, like,
smack down on the ground.
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- They landed--
there was all this smoke,
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and they just materialized
out of thin air.
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- And they just appeared.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
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- It was, like,
extraterrestrial.
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- Look, I'’m gonna write down,
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"One white male killed,
jaywalking."
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- Again, there was also
a black woman.
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- And they weren'’t
jaywalking.
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They literally
appeared out of the sky.
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- Are you high?
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- Definitely jaywalking, yeah.
- They were jaywalking.
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- We'’re done.
Get out of here.
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- God, okay.
- Okay, Jesus.
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[siren wailing]
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- Whoa.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, hey!
- Oh, hey.
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- I found a clue!
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- This is from the people.
- Evidence!
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- I said get out of here!
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- Jesus!
- Jesus Christ.
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♪
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both:
Whoa.
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[funky music]
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♪
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[dramatic music]
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- Looks like Chinese.
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- I have an app that translates
languages in real time.
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Look.
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- Huh, "pencil case."
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- It was supposed
to say "destiny."
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I'’m gonna kill
that [bleep] bitch.
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- Dude, just tell people
it says "destiny."
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No one'’s gonna know.
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- It said "destiny"
in the catalog.
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- You know what?
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Actually, why don'’t you
just get it removed?
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- I'’m just gonna tell people
it'’s "destiny."
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- Why are you
being aggressive?
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I just gave you that idea.
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- It meant something to me.
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- Well--
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- And now it'’s meaningless.
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- No, it means
"pencil case."
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- Okay, just look.
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"Time traveling bong."
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- "Smoke once to travel.
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Smoke again to return."
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You don'’t think--
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- That this bong
we found on the street
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is a functioning
time machine?
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No, Jeff.
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I'’m an American citizen.
I'’m not an idiot.
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- We got to try it.
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- Sure, yeah, right.
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It'’s not real, so yeah, fine.
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- Great.
- That'’s fine.
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- Great.
[dog whimpers]
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- You'’re gonna feel like
a real schmuck pussy
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if it doesn'’t work, so...
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- I'’m not gonna feel
like a schmuck pussy
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if this doesn'’t make us
time travel.
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- Fine. Go.
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♪
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[whooshing]
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♪
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[whooshing]
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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- Oh. Wow!
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[both shouting]
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- Oh, my God!
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What is this?
Oh, oh, what is this shit?
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There'’s a footprint.
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- I think it'’s a dinosaur.
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- [growling]
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[roars]
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[both scream]
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- [roars]
[both scream]
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- Smoke, smoke,
smoke, smoke!
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[whooshing]
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Ah!
- Oh!
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[both scream]
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- Oh, it'’s real.
- Oh, my God!
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- It'’s real.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh!
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- That was insane!
- Oh, my God.
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- I have to call Donnie.
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- What? No!
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No, no, you can'’t
call Donnie.
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He'’s just gonna call the FBI
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so he can get a key to the city
or some shit.
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- We should call the FBI
or--or NASA or the police or--
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I don'’t know.
We shouldn'’t have this.
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What are you doing?
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- Are you kidding?
I'’m going again.
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Sharee, that was the coolest
12 seconds of our lives.
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- Sorry, Jeff.
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I have a boyfriend,
and I have a job.
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- What, you'’re not gonna
time travel
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because of your shift
at Hertz rent-a-car?
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Sharee, we have to.
Think about it.
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Anything would be better
than the twenty-teens.
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We could go anywhere!
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We could see...
King Tut, you know?
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- I don'’t care!
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- We could have so much fun,
Sharee, like we used to have.
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- [groans]
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- Listen, if you don'’t go,
I'’m gonna go,
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and then you'’re gonna
miss out,
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like that time you blacked out
when you were at karaoke
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and Britney Spears came in
and they didn'’t wake you up.
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- Don'’t even bring that up.
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That is so dick of you
to bring that up!
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- I'’m just saying,
you'’re gonna miss out big-time.
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- [bleep]!
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And we can come right back,
right?
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- Yes, we can come right back,
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and it'’s as if no time
has passed.
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- Okay, okay.
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Okay, I'’m in.
- Yes! Yes!
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- I'’m in, as long as we come
right back.
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- Yes. I promise.
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- Maybe I'’ll call
Hertz rent-a-car first,
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just let them know I'’m not
coming in tomorrow.
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- You'’re gonna be back
before tomorrow.
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And even if you weren'’t,
who cares, Sharee?
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It'’s Hertz rent-a-car.
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It'’s gonna be really fun.
It'’s gonna be safe.
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It'’s gonna be safe and chill.
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- Just first let me prepare.
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Let me prepare.
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[breathes deeply]
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[hair straightener sizzling]
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Ah.
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Perfect.
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Okay, so how does this work?
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Like, why'’d we just go
to dino times?
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- I saw "Jurassic World"
last week.
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It must have been on my mind.
- Oh.
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- You know, like,
in the folds of my brain?
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Maybe if we visualize
where we want to go,
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we'’ll go there.
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- [exhales forcefully]
Oh, my God.
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You know where I'’d love to go?
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Old Hollywood.
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It is so glamorous.
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I feel like I'’d fit right in.
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- Sure.
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- Okay, old Hollywood.
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both: Old Hollywood.
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Old Hollywood.
Old Hollywood.
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- Old--
- Old Hollywood.
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Old Hollywood.
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[whooshing]
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[mystical music]
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[dog whines]
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[whooshing]
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- Whoa.
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[dramatic music]
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[people murmuring]
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♪
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Ew.
This isn'’t old Hollywood.
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- Witch!
Witchcraft!
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- No, no, no, no, no!
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[with foreign accent]
Good--good sire,
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we'’re from the future.
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- You'’re a lying witch!
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- Yeah!
- Yes!
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- No, no!
No, we'’re not.
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I can prove it.
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- We'’re from 2016.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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- A trick most satanic!
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♪
256
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,393
- Hey! Come on!
- Ooh!
257
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,092
- Jesus!
That was a new phone!
258
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,050
- That filthy witch
has a tiny cauldron.
259
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,617
- No!
- Burly Man!
260
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,575
- Let'’s go. Let'’s go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
261
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,576
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
262
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,578
- No! No!
263
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,796
[glass shatters]
264
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:40,971
both: No!
265
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,191
- No! God, no!
- Oh, God! Oh!
266
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,019
- Burn the witch!
- Oh, my G--
267
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,411
- Hey, hey,
what are you doing?
268
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,978
What are you doing?
- Stop!
269
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,677
- Taking her away from you,
handsome stranger.
270
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,114
- I'’m his cousin.
We just came here together.
271
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,464
- Quiet, you crinkum-crankum,
272
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,074
you fat witch.
273
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,815
- I'’m not a witch.
If I'’m a witch, he'’s a witch.
274
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,034
[crowd gasps]
275
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,818
Tell them, Jeff.
Come on.
276
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,516
- Does she speak
the truth, sir?
277
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,519
Are you also
the vicar of Satan?
278
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,347
[ominous music]
279
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,914
- Nope, she'’s the witch,
not me.
280
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,612
- What?
- Good enough for me.
281
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,961
- Jeff, you [bleep]--
282
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,876
[muffled screaming]
283
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,531
- Take her to Reverend Hale.
284
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,098
all: Aye!
285
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,144
- Burly Man!
- [muffled grunting]
286
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,711
- Aye!
287
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,452
- [muffled screaming]
288
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,019
- I'’m sorry.
289
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,154
- What is your name,
good sir?
290
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,416
- Jeff.
291
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,244
- What strange garb you wear.
292
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,680
From where do you hail?
293
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,421
- Uh, Jersey?
294
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:43,381
- Sir Jeff,
the bailiwick of Jersey.
295
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,209
- Sure.
296
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:49,213
- Welcome to Salem,
the pearl of Massachusetts.
297
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,041
- Wait, this is Massachusetts?
298
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,043
- Has anyone seen
my [bleep] Pete?
299
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:56,525
- Ooh.
Definitely Massachusetts.
300
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,744
Yeah.
301
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,310
[sighs]
302
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,572
Oh, God.
303
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,835
- Is everything all right,
Sir Jeff?
304
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,140
- Ugh, no.
305
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,794
This wasn'’t
the witch'’s cauldron.
306
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,449
It was my pipe--
my vase-pipe.
307
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,625
- You could bring it
to the glassblower
308
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,671
to have it fixed,
Sir Jeff.
309
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,455
- Silence, woman!
310
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,761
- Ooh, Jesus.
311
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,633
- I have an idea.
312
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,504
You could bring it
to the glassblower
313
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,550
to have it fixed,
Sir Jeff.
314
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,291
- Wait, you guys have
a glassblower here?
315
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,466
Ah, that'’s dope!
316
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,076
- "Dope"?
317
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,774
- Oh, um, of course
you don'’t understand.
318
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,123
"Dope" is like "good,"
319
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,820
you know, "chill,"
"all chill"?
320
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,300
It'’s good.
It'’s great.
321
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,344
- Chill.
322
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,432
- Yeah.
323
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,435
- Well.
Dope.
324
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,523
- [muffled screaming]
325
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,700
- And so we brought her to you.
326
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,877
- [muffled screaming]
327
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,142
Jesus!
328
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,404
- She'’s lain with Satan!
329
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,188
- Forsooth,
the balls of Beelzebub
330
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,712
have bounced upon her chin.
331
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,149
- What?
- Silence!
332
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,238
If witchcraft
has come to Salem,
333
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,153
we will stamp it out.
334
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,329
But we must not
be hysterical.
335
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:05,768
We must investigate the accused
with scientific tests.
336
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,378
- Oh, thank God.
337
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,294
Someone reasonable with logic
and--and science.
338
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,861
[screams]
339
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,123
Oh, God!
340
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,124
Ow! God!
- Hmm.
341
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,299
- Ow, ow, ow!
342
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,214
- She bleeds.
- Ow, my tit!
343
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,129
- '’Tis a human quality.
344
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,305
We must continue the tests.
345
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:24,265
If she survives,
then she is a witch.
346
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,007
If she dies,
then she wasn'’t.
347
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,835
- Oh, [bleep]--
348
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,966
all: Aye!
349
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,663
- [muffled]
Oh, my God.
350
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:35,537
♪
351
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,321
- So water goes in here,
tobacco here.
352
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,583
You suck out of here--
353
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,803
- This will be a quickie
blow job for me.
354
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:41,891
- [laughs]
Great.
355
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,110
Thank you so much.
356
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,807
Should I wait here,
or should I...
357
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,982
- Not probably.
358
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,375
First I'’ll have to gather
359
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,247
some dried kindling
to start the fire.
360
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,337
And then I'’ll have to travel
to Brewster to get the coal,
361
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,210
which could take
almost half a day.
362
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,603
Then I'’ll have to stoke
the fritter furnace.
363
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,996
- Okay, um--
364
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,868
- Then Thursday
I have a thing.
365
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,434
[goat bleats]
366
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,435
Sorry.
367
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,655
We have a thing.
368
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,438
- Okay, well, then--
369
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,439
- Let me finish!
370
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,180
- Gotcha.
371
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,747
- The whole thing could take
almost half a fortnight,
372
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,489
but it will be done...
373
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,838
[glass shatters]
- Oh.
374
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,839
- Expertly.
375
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,623
- You know what?
376
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,060
I'’m gonna do what I have to do,
which is trust you.
377
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,844
- You have amazing teeth.
378
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,976
- Two rounds of braces.
379
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:23,977
- What?
380
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,500
- Um, metal things
381
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,718
you put on your teeth
to make them straight.
382
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,676
Don'’t worry about it.
- Okay.
383
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,591
- All right, well--
384
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,810
Oh, could you tell me
where they took my cousin,
385
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,636
you know, that witch?
386
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,029
- Don'’t worry about her.
387
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,815
If I were you, I'’d go to town,
have some fun.
388
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,686
She'’s in good hands.
389
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,035
- [screaming]
390
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,732
- Dunk her again!
- Oh, God!
391
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,952
[screaming]
392
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,737
[sprightly bagpipe music]
393
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:49,916
♪
394
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,005
Oh, God! Oh!
395
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,007
Oh! Oh, God!
396
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,748
Oh, God!
397
00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:01,579
♪
398
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:05,888
[laughter]
399
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:12,721
♪
400
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,549
[laughter]
401
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,855
- Oh!
402
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,768
- Scat, ye devils!
403
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,248
Leave the witch alone!
404
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,121
- [screaming]
405
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,560
Girls, help.
Please help me.
406
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,561
Girl power.
407
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,215
- Hi, witch.
408
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,477
- Gonna help me?
Gonna help me out? Come on.
409
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,608
- As a matter of fact,
410
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,567
we were hoping
you could help us.
411
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,395
- Huh?
412
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,049
- We have our hearts set
on some of the men in town.
413
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,354
- And we are hoping
you could
414
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,921
put a spell on them
so they would love us.
415
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,705
- And also fix my back.
416
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,316
- But if you can only
do one thing,
417
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,534
definitely the men one.
418
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,058
- God, I'’m not a witch!
419
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,494
If I was, don'’t you think
420
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,931
I'’d [bleep] fly out
of your shitty town?
421
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,325
Also, why would you want
to be with these guys?
422
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,283
They'’re disgusting.
423
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,416
They [bleep] stink--
their breath.
424
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,288
God, when do you get
toothpaste?
425
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,030
- So you can'’t
fix my back?
426
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,641
- What are you girls doing
near the fat witch?
427
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,253
- Um, we'’re beating her, sir.
428
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,821
- Good!
Put your back into it, ladies.
429
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,171
- Please, no.
Come on, dude.
430
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,650
- Sorry, witch.
- Sorry, witch.
431
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,000
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
432
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,698
[wolf howls]
433
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,918
- Dee, diddle-diddle-diddle.
434
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,658
Oh-ho, there she is!
435
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,746
Whoo!
436
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,270
Sharee!
437
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,967
Sharee, it'’s me, Jeff.
438
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,186
How are you, bae?
439
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,361
Oh, gosh!
440
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,753
God, I'’m glad to see you.
441
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,842
Dude, we did it.
442
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,627
We time traveled.
443
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,716
We'’re in the 1400s.
444
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,849
- It'’s 1691,
Sir Jeff!
445
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,199
- Elias!
[laughs]
446
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,330
- Sir Jeff!
447
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,549
- [moans]
448
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,334
- God, the people here
are so friendly.
449
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,857
Am I right?
Look at this.
450
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,685
They gave me this cravat
and this vest.
451
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,686
- [moans]
452
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,861
- I look good, right?
453
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,733
I got a confession, Sharee.
454
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,387
I love it here.
455
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,388
Right?
- [moans]
456
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,172
- Yes, high five.
457
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,218
[sighs]
I'’m so glad we did this.
458
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,523
You know what?
459
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,395
Thank you for doing this
with me.
460
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,006
I'’m glad we'’re finally having
fun again together, you know?
461
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:04,964
Oh, and, dude, the food--
462
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,226
Have you had any of this turkey?
463
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,010
Do you want some of this?
464
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,317
Oh! Oh, Jesus, Sharee!
465
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,318
Dude, I didn'’t know
it was this bad.
466
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,580
I'’m so sorry.
467
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,581
We'’re gonna get out of here,
okay?
468
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,799
There'’s a glassblower,
469
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,105
and I'’m gonna get
the bong fixed.
470
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,715
I think he'’s gonna do
an amazing job.
471
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,326
Oh, Sharee,
you'’re really bleeding.
472
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,415
You know I get faint
if I see bloo--
473
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,723
- [panting]
474
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,029
[groans]
475
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,900
[dramatic music]
476
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,467
[bell tolls]
477
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,860
[bell ringing]
478
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:35,559
- Witness the trial
of a filthy witch!
479
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,779
Witness the trial
of a filthy witch!
480
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,998
- Witch trial?
Sharee--
481
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,216
[bleep]!
482
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,872
- Witness the trial
of a filthy witch!
483
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:48,224
Witness the trial
of a filthy witch!
484
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,356
- Shit.
485
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,492
[crowd murmuring]
486
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,146
- You know,
it really feels like
487
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,930
you'’ve made
your decision already.
488
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,323
[gavel pounding]
489
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,846
- Order!
490
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:06,329
The smelly wench has survived
many of our tests,
491
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,680
which only a witch
could survive.
492
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,509
But we have decided
493
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,122
we want to hear
witness testimony.
494
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,211
Who here has been afflicted?
495
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,170
[crowd murmurs]
Ah!
496
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,215
Line up!
- Oh, [bleep] you.
497
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,173
- Nice and neat.
- [bleep] you.
498
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,481
- I want to see a clean line.
499
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,221
- [bleep] you.
500
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:31,485
[dramatic music]
501
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,877
♪
502
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:33,878
- I need my--
503
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,445
- Sir Jeff.
504
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,316
I think you'’ll be very happy
with me.
505
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,057
- Oh, yes, thank you.
506
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,015
[goat bleats]
507
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,364
What the [bleep] is that?
508
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,845
- Why, it'’s your vase-pipe,
Sir Jeff.
509
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,325
- Looks like shit.
510
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,066
This looks like shit!
511
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,371
What did you do?
512
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,025
Oh, God!
513
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,332
You--[bleep] you!
514
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,507
[spits]
515
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:54,856
- Oh!
516
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,031
[goat bleats]
517
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,338
- When erect,
my eavesdropper
518
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,776
once scored the length
of two barleycorn.
519
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:05,693
Now '’tis but five poppy seeds,
all lined up.
520
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,955
- Ooh.
521
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,348
- I blame the witch.
522
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,610
- This is not about me.
523
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,787
- Thank you for your testimony,
Ezekiel.
524
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,484
You are dismissed.
525
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:22,449
I would like to call
our final witness...
526
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,887
Sir Jeff,
the bailiwick of Jersey!
527
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,498
[crowd cheering]
528
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,072
- Thanks.
529
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:40,902
[crowd cheering]
530
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,251
- We just wanted to say...
531
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,687
- I'’m sorry.
I'’m sorry.
532
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:47,604
- That having you here
has been so tight.
533
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:52,131
As such, we have named
our main roadway
534
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,002
Jeff Street.
535
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,874
[crowd cheering]
536
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,707
I have made my decision.
537
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,187
I hereby find--
538
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,275
- Don'’t I--don'’t I even
get the chance
539
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,537
to defend myself?
540
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,496
- Of course not.
541
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,193
- Hold on, guys.
Wait, wait, wait.
542
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,587
I think she should at least be
able to defend herself, right?
543
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,110
- Okay.
544
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,851
[gavel banging]
I have an idea.
545
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,201
I think she should be
at least able
546
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,942
to defend herself, right?
547
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,422
- Okay.
548
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,119
Well...
549
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,773
I'’d like to read a statement
that I'’ve written.
550
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,948
[crowd gasps]
551
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:30,343
- A woman who can read
and write!
552
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127
There'’s the proof.
553
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,650
Burn the witch!
554
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,043
- No, no, no, wait!
555
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,262
Wait! Stop!
Sharee!
556
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:40,135
[crowd clamoring]
557
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,180
[dramatic music]
558
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,007
- [hissing]
559
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,184
[muffled screaming]
560
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,361
- I put to death
this witch.
561
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,929
May this be a message
to Satan.
562
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,715
We reject ye!
563
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,716
[crowd cheers]
564
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,326
- Wait, wait, wait.
565
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,546
I was the first afflicted.
566
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,765
I want to set the witch aflame.
567
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,985
- Okay, cool.
568
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,943
- Yeah, cool.
569
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:06,944
- [muffled screaming]
570
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:07,989
- Uh...
[clears throat]
571
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,948
Here goes the witch.
572
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,387
[whooshing]
573
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,608
[all screaming]
574
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:25,746
- Witchcraft is real!
575
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,400
Burn all the women!
576
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,140
[women screaming]
577
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,012
- Keep one for birthing!
578
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,189
[women screaming]
579
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
[whooshing]
580
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,238
[both grunting]
581
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,848
- Oh, God!
- Ow!
582
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,110
I saved you!
583
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,025
- You almost got me killed,
you asshole.
584
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,026
God.
585
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,028
- I found your phone.
586
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:47,985
- I forgive you.
587
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,944
No service.
588
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:50,945
Where are we?
589
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,163
[bird screeches]
590
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,861
We'’re--we'’re not home.
591
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,645
This is not home.
592
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,907
- [bleep]!
593
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:57,908
That glassblower
must have messed up the bong
594
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,258
when he blew it.
595
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,085
Ugh.
This is not my fault.
596
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,436
- It is your fault.
You said we'’d smoke right back.
597
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,480
So now what,
the structural integrity
598
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,960
of the bong has changed,
599
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,657
so we can'’t get home
and we have no ability
600
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,050
to control where we go,
forcing us to bounce
601
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,357
around the space-time continuum
indefinitely?
602
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,489
- I don'’t know.
603
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,056
[ground rustling]
[both gasp]
604
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,362
[both grunting]
605
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,625
- Holy shit.
- Cavemen.
606
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,843
- Smoke, smoke,
smoke, smoke.
607
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,236
- Okay, okay.
608
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,368
[bleep], it'’s cashed.
609
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,630
- Didn'’t you bring more weed?
610
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,979
- No, I thought we'’d be
right back.
611
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,242
[both grunting]
612
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,504
- Lie down.
Pretend you'’re dead.
613
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,683
[both grunting]
614
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,032
- [hooting]
615
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,338
- [grunting]
616
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,515
[both sniffing]
617
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,565
[dramatic music]
618
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:51,005
♪
619
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,137
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
620
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,182
I'’m peeing!
621
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:55,575
- Me too!
622
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,533
♪
623
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,629
- Next time
on "Time Traveling Bong"...
624
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,761
- Who are we to say what history
should and shouldn'’t be?
625
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,197
[gunshot]
- Not us.
626
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,634
I don'’t trust us.
We are idiots.
627
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,636
[dramatic music]
628
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:14,898
both: The Jacksons!
629
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,552
♪
630
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,597
- Thank you so much.
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