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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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Shirley: Picnic basket.
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Laurie: Right here.
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Beach blankets.
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Coming up.
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Rubber duck.
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Check.
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Now, let's see. The pails,
shovels and tubes are onboard.
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And I have the bathing suits.
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Have I forgotten anything?
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Just a business license. We
could open a cabana shop.
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All right, let's go everybody.
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All aboard!
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It's like moving out
with the third battalion.
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(Phone ringing) I'll get it.
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Children: Oh, come
on, mom! Let it ring.
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Only a minute.
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Everybody on the bus.
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Everybody off the bus.
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(Children exclaim
disappointedly)
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(Sighs) Look, I'm sorry, but
we can't go to the beach today.
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Tracy: Why not?
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That was grandpa on the phone. He
and grandma will be here in 20 minutes.
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(All murmuring disappointedly)
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Listen, I'm as disappointed
as you are, but what could I do?
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Tell them to meet
us at the beach.
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Honey, I couldn't do that.
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He said they have something
very important to discuss with us.
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Are they fighting again?
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Grandpa said it was important.
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Said it was something
about their relationship.
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They're fighting again.
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Great. We get to
play United Nations.
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Grandma: Why all the long faces?
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You kids look like you
just lost your best friend.
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Don't worry about that, mother.
We were on our way to the beach...
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It's a good thing we've
come, Amanda. They need us.
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Well, it's nice to be
here. And I feel wonderful.
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Grandpa: So do I.
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When are you
gonna start fighting?
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We're not going to fight, Chris.
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Your grandmother and I
have rediscovered ourselves.
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Shirley, we've spent a
week in an encounter group.
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And that's why we're here, to share the
joy of honest expression with all of you.
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You put that
beautifully, Amanda.
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Thank you, dear.
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Encounter group?
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Well, at least we're not
the United Nations anymore.
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No. Now we're an
underdeveloped country.
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How come you get more than me?
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'Cause I'm bigger.
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That's not fair.
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Children, please.
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Chris, if you want
something more...
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Grandpa: Just a second, Shirley.
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That's just what grandma
and I were talking about.
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Now, Chris, what do you
really want from Danny?
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His love? To be like him?
What do you really want?
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The bone from the steak.
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Is that all, really?
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Yup. He got the bone last time.
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(Clears throat)
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Grandpa: Would you like
to put that into words, Keith?
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Hmm? You went...
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(Clears throat)
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That
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(clears throat)
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Means something.
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I sang too much today.
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My throat's a little dry.
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Congested.
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(Chuckling) Maybe
his voice is changing.
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Laugh, Shirley. Don't
stifle it. Bring it out.
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Mother, this is
really getting silly.
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I mean, all Keith did
was clear his throat.
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Okay, okay. All Keith
did was clear his throat.
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Right.
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But subconsciously, he was
doing something else altogether.
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There's a lot of
work to be done here.
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We didn't come
a minute too soon.
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Is the committee on
mental health up yet?
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I don't think so.
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Ah, good.
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In that case, I'll just
have a little juice,
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clear my throat and get out.
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Good morning,
mother. Morning, Keith.
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Morning. Morning.
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Did you sleep well?
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Oh, like a baby.
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But I can't remember my dreams.
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Mmm. You must be
repressing something.
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Shirley, I must talk to you about
the children and their hostility.
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A little while ago, I asked
Laurie if she minded waiting
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for the bathroom
while I showered.
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You know what she said? What?
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She said she didn't mind.
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What's wrong with that?
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Her arms were
folded in front of her.
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(Sighs)
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Mother, I'm not quite
sure I follow you.
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It's called body language. Words
can lie, but the body doesn't.
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Oh, I see. So Laurie had her arms
folded in front of her for a reason?
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Right. It was a clear
demonstration of her anger.
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I'm glad you can see that.
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Oh, I agree, it was
body language, all right,
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but it wasn't anger.
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Then what, may I ask, was it?
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Laurie has no
buttons on her robe.
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Mommy, mommy, come quick!
Grandpa's beating up Charlie!
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Take that, and that, and that!
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Dad? And that...
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Huh? Oh, hi, everybody.
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What are you doing?
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Why, I'm taking
out my hostilities.
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I'm pretending this is grandma.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Walter, I'm aware of
some hostility in this room.
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I feel it too, Amanda.
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Maybe there's a
window open somewhere.
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More joking again.
That hidden hostility.
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You know, I have an idea that all of
you should be in an encounter group.
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Well, maybe someday.
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Now, come on, let's
all gather around.
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Oh?
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Tracy, you sit over there.
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You mean now?
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Well, there's no
time like the present.
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(Stammering) And
Keith... all right...
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Shouldn't we have a
professional or something?
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I mean, this could
get out of hand.
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Oh, now, Shirley, we don't
need a professional to be honest.
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Mother, I...
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And you're resisting. That
might be something to investigate.
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Now, the first thing we're going to do
is to bring everything out into the open.
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If there are any feelings about each
other that have not been expressed,
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now is the time to do it.
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Now who's gonna be first?
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Well, isn't anybody
going to say anything?
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Danny, isn't there
something about
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one of your brothers and
sisters that bugs you a little?
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No.
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No? Keith?
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No. No, I'm fine.
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Well, how about you, Tracy?
Anything make you mad?
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Yeah.
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Grandma: Good,
Tracy. What is it?
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Well, grandpa gets me mad
when he beats up on my Charlie.
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You see that? I understand,
Tracy, and I respect it.
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I'll buy my own Charlie
or beat up on grandma.
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Good.
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You see how brave Tracy was?
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She was honest and
look how good she feels.
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As a matter of fact, there
is something I don't like.
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What's that, Danny?
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Liver.
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Ah, hidden hostility again.
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Actually, there is something
that makes me mad.
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When Laurie takes too
long in the bathroom.
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I take too long?
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(Scoffs) You're the one who
reads whole novels in there.
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I do not. I read Keith's
girlie magazines.
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You've been going through
my desk again, haven't you?
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Okay, that does it.
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I want a lock on my door. I deserve
a little privacy around this house.
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Oh, look who's
talking about privacy.
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The one who always listens
in on my phone conversations.
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All right, I think...
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I couldn't care less about your dumb
phone conversations with Harvey klemptner.
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Oh, see? There. He does listen.
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You just better cut
that out, Keith partridge.
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Okay. I'll cut it out.
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Just as soon as you stop
imitating Mary Lou's voice.
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(In southern accent)
Why, I don't know
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what you're talking
about, honey child.
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I don't understand
such big words.
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Very clever.
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Hey, I get mad when you use my
pick-up sticks to clean your fingernails.
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Chris: They're
my pick-up sticks.
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Danny: You gave them to me.
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You stole them...
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(Children arguing)
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Isn't truth beautiful?
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There you are.
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We're touching.
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I see.
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Mother, I want to talk to you.
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Did the children come
home from school yet?
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I haven't seen them.
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Oh, they were so
beautiful last night.
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Yes. So open and honest.
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I'd like to practice a
little honesty myself.
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Good. You have no idea how
wonderful it'll make you feel.
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Look, I'm very glad that you two
have found a satisfying way to live.
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Well, I think that's just fine.
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Oh, you're doing beautifully, Shirley.
So, see how easy it is to relate?
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But we have our own way.
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I'm sure there's always
room for improvement, but...
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Well, I think right
now we're just fine.
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Shirley, are you... Are you
trying to tell us to stop interfering?
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In a word, yes.
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Oh, that's all right, honey. We
were leaving this afternoon, anyway.
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Oh? Yes.
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We've done all we can.
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We've given you the essence
of honesty and openness
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and now we have an
obligation to ourselves.
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Besides, we're anxious to
go home and start our new life.
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Well, okay. I guess
you know best.
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We missionaries have
to move on, you know.
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Does this mean we can go back to
our cheating, dishonest, happy old life?
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(Doorbell ringing)
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Mother. I know it's
late, and I'm sorry.
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What's wrong? Where's dad?
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I've left him.
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But I thought everything was
so wonderful. All that honesty.
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Yeah, it got too honest.
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You know, Shirley, there's
honest and then there's honest.
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Grandpa was honest!
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What happened?
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Oh, he told me I'd lost my zip.
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And then we honestly admitted
that the marriage had lost its zip
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and here I am, zipless.
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Grandpa: But I said it for
your own good! Grandma: Ah!
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If you have no zip, it's up
to me to tell you about it!
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What about your jump?
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What about my jump?
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It ran away with my zip!
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What's all the
shouting in the garage?
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Grandma and grandpa.
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Grandpa's here, too?
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He arrived at 5:00 A.M., and
the fighting started at 5:01.
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It's 7:30.
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I have a feeling they'll
take a break for breakfast.
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I dreamt I heard grandma and
grandpa screaming at each other.
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(Sighs) It was no dream.
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Well, I guess everything's
back to normal.
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Well, I'm gonna let the air
out of my Charlie just in case.
250
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:12,292
Your grandmother and I have
a little announcement to make.
251
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,496
We have decided that since all the
excitement has gone out of our marriage,
252
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,032
we're going to get a divorce.
253
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,935
And after the divorce,
we're going to live together.
254
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,972
In sin?
255
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,041
I told you that would shock them.
They're not ready for the new morality.
256
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,544
Shirley, this will put the zip
back into our relationship.
257
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,347
But I don't understand
what difference it will make.
258
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,852
Well, we won't be bound by a
contract, just by our own honest feelings.
259
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:43,223
Yeah. And we'll come
and go as we please.
260
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,259
Does that mean you'll
be dating other people?
261
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,394
If we care to.
262
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,032
I sense your disapproval.
263
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,401
Well, I'm just a
little surprised.
264
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,604
I had a feeling that this problem
might come up sometime,
265
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:01,441
but I thought it would be
my children, not my parents.
266
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:08,015
Listen, since a divorce
is a formality anyway,
267
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,884
why don't you just pretend
you're already divorced?
268
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:15,155
Oh, that's a good idea. You see,
that way, you'd save money and time
269
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,265
and still accomplish
the same thing.
270
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,490
Keith: Right.
271
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,895
Say, that is a good idea.
272
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,898
And it might mean that we
could get started right away.
273
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,200
Let's drink to our
new relationship.
274
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,568
(Chuckles)
275
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:35,375
Somewhere in the world, there
are two very unhappy lawyers.
276
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,050
Shirley. Shirley,
I've got to talk to you.
277
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,451
Hi, Reuben.
278
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,554
Hi. I don't know
exactly how to say this.
279
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,556
Maybe... maybe you
ought to sit down or...
280
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,524
In the flowers?
281
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,093
Just say it, Reuben.
282
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,361
All right.
283
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,398
Your father called and asked
me to get him a date for tonight.
284
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,233
Now, he was serious.
285
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,669
I know.
286
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,239
That's their new arrangement. They're gonna
live together in total truth and honesty.
287
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,341
Sounds like radio free Europe.
288
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,277
What, are they
getting a divorce?
289
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,145
A make-believe divorce.
290
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,047
A make-believe divorce?
291
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,424
Good. I'll get him a
make-believe date.
292
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,360
He can close his eyes
and pretend he's going out.
293
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,653
Reuben, wait. Do it.
294
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,422
Take him to a
party or something.
295
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,724
Come on.
296
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,594
No, I mean it. I have a
feeling if he goes out with you,
297
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,529
it'll drive him right
back to my mother.
298
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:35,235
Shirley, the women I know
are not exactly lady wrestlers.
299
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,670
Now, you may never
see your father again.
300
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,474
The fantasy is always better than the
reality and I'm sure he'll find that out.
301
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,244
Oh, please do it, Reuben.
302
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,414
I'm going to your opening at the
boat house tonight, and I've got a date.
303
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,582
Good. You can
double with my father.
304
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,521
Swell.
305
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,765
Reuben is fixing up grandpa?
306
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,734
Don't laugh.
307
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,271
That may be just what it takes to
send grandpa running right back to...
308
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,073
Mother!
309
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,442
You look lovely.
Where are you going?
310
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,644
Oh, I have a date
tonight with an old friend.
311
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,247
A very distinguished gentleman.
312
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,258
We're going out for a quiet little
dinner and then on to the boat house
313
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,352
to hear my favorite
singing group. Ciao.
314
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,619
Bye, mother.
315
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,157
Aren't you gonna tell her?
316
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,325
Why spoil a quiet little dinner?
317
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,631
(Upbeat music playing)
318
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,433
(People chattering)
319
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,622
Are they having a good time?
320
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,691
(Sighs) I'm afraid so.
321
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,193
So far, it's a standoff.
322
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:14,101
(Chuckles) And so when we got there,
it turned out to be a marathon dance.
323
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:19,306
I love stories about the
depression. It's so... so depressing.
324
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,674
Tell us another story
about the olden days.
325
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,078
Well, it wasn't all
that long ago, Daisy.
326
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,847
But I wasn't even born then.
327
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,716
My mother wasn't even born then.
328
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:36,489
And then I bought united
by-products and it skyrocketed,
329
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,492
and that's the deal that
got me into who's who.
330
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,727
I bought some stock once...
331
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,296
Then came the Alaskan oil Wells.
332
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,532
You ever been to
Alaska? Well, one time I...
333
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:50,437
The great outdoors. I love
it. That's how I stay so young.
334
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,240
You ought to try it. Who
knows, it might not be too late.
335
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,279
Announcer on P.A.: Ladies and
gentlemen, the partridge family.
336
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:09,289
♪ Something new got old
337
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,430
♪ something warm grew cold
338
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:25,572
♪ something
right for, oh, so long
339
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,774
♪ turned out so wrong
340
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,680
♪ you don't have to say goodbye
341
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,684
♪ I can read between the lines
342
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,388
♪ little things you say and do
343
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,624
♪ let me know I'm losing you
344
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:50,263
♪ and when friends
all ask about you
345
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,700
♪ just like friends
will sometimes do
346
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,504
♪ they wonder why
you've gone away
347
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,873
♪ the only thing
I know to say is
348
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,812
♪ something new got old
349
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,886
♪ something warm grew cold
350
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:21,661
♪ something
right for, oh, so long
351
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,163
♪ turned out so wrong
352
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:30,370
♪ girl, I've had
my share of takers
353
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,473
♪ go-between and
promise-breakers
354
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,744
♪ I always landed
355
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,913
♪ always came up empty-handed
356
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:46,219
♪ oh, but when it came to you
357
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,722
♪ to me, your
kind of love was new
358
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,693
♪ happiness and always giving
359
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,796
♪ something new
to keep me living
360
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,934
♪ something new got old
361
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:05,438
partridge family: ♪ never
thought you'd let me down
362
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,509
♪ something warm grew cold
363
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,911
♪ always said you'd be around ♪
364
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:28,328
Now, where were we? Oh, yes. I was
telling you about my political ambitions.
365
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,498
Now, I'm convinced that the
most important thing is image,
366
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,766
and I certainly have
the image it takes.
367
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,668
Now, just the other day...
368
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,505
Would you excuse me? I'd
like to go and see my daughter.
369
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,373
Oh, please, go
on with your story.
370
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,776
Did you ever meet
Teddy Roosevelt?
371
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,846
I think he's just a fascinating
historical character.
372
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:50,950
Would you ladies excuse me,
please? Reuben will entertain you.
373
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,960
Don't look at me, girls. I
only go as far back as Truman.
374
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,929
Who?
375
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,671
You mean they've been
up there all day talking?
376
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,906
They came out twice to gargle.
377
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,942
They're bound to
resolve something by now.
378
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,878
Oh, yeah? Well, look
at the Paris peace talks.
379
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,888
If you're waiting for a
resolution, there isn't any.
380
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,358
Our problems are insurmountable.
381
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,594
But you must have come to
some sort of an agreement by now.
382
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,597
We did decide we do
want to be together.
383
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,731
That's good.
384
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,700
But not the way we are now.
385
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,435
That's bad.
386
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,438
Wait a minute. Let
me get this straight.
387
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,841
You do want to live together?
388
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,911
But you don't want to live
together the way you have been.
389
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,580
Right on.
390
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,615
I think this is
where we came in.
391
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,050
Precisely. We're right
back where we started.
392
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,520
Not quite.
393
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,390
But I think I know a
way of getting you there.
394
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,924
(Wedding march playing)
395
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:29,081
We're gathered here today to bring together
in holy matrimony Amanda and Walter
396
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,452
to renew their marriage
bonds, start afresh,
397
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,388
to speak once again those
words spoken many years ago.
398
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,824
Walter, will you
repeat after me?
399
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:42,729
I, Walter, take thee, Amanda,
as my lawfully wedded wife.
400
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:48,034
I, Walter, take thee, Amanda,
as my lawfully wedded wife.
401
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,571
To love, honor and
Cherish, now and forever.
402
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:57,009
To love, honor and
Cherish, now and forever.
403
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,111
Minister: Now, Amanda.
404
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,416
I, Amanda, take thee, Walter,
as my lawfully wedded husband.
405
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:07,487
I, Amanda, take thee, Walter,
as my lawfully wedded husband.
406
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,123
To love, honor and
Cherish, now and forever.
407
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,794
To love, honor and
Cherish, now and forever.
408
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,964
Minister: The ring, please.
409
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,634
Hmm?
410
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,902
The ring.
411
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:42,522
Now, by the powers vested
in me by the state of California,
412
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,524
I pronounce you man and wife.
413
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,464
Walter, you may kiss the bride.
414
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:52,499
Oh.
415
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,607
(All murmuring congratulations)
416
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,141
Minister:
Congratulations, Walter.
417
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,993
(All cheering)
418
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,930
May I wish you two as many long and
happy moments together in the future
419
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,965
as you've had in the past.
420
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,501
That gives them
about 12 minutes.
421
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,837
You know, you two
have renewed my faith.
422
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,973
Glad to see the institution of
marriage isn't dead after all.
423
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:38,210
No. It just needs a little kick
in the pants once in a while.
424
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,681
Right, Amanda?
425
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:45,585
The institution's all right. It's just the
occupants that sometimes need the kick.
426
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,858
Get ready now.
427
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,059
What's she gonna do?
428
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,128
The one who catches the
bouquet is the next to be married.
429
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,934
(Sighs)
430
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,503
(Sighs) You two ever
considered a religious life?
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