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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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I suppose you all
know why we're all here.
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I don't know why we're all here.
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Neither do I.
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It's okay. Just
go with the crowd.
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Well, mom's on her way.
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You know, I'll have to admit, this
might be one of your better ideas.
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Well, personally, I don't see why we
had to form a grievance committee.
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I mean, why couldn't we just go to
mom individually with our complaints?
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Like he said, there's
strength in numbers.
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What's that? The hot seat.
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Shirley: Kids.
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Okay, here she comes.
Everybody, take your places.
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Remember, the
key word is "unity."
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All right. Here I am.
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Okay, Danny.
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What's all this talk about
a grievance committee?
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Well, it's...
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Take it, Keith.
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It was all his idea. My idea?
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You were the one...
Shirley: Go ahead, Keith.
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Well, we were
gonna demand that...
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We were gonna ask, maybe...
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Take it, Laurie.
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Um, I was going to demand...
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That is, question your rule about having
to get home from dates at a certain time.
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But it's a good rule. I don't
get enough sleep anyway.
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Danny, surely you have
something to complain about.
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Who, me?
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I thought we were
here to rehearse.
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Hi, everybody. What's going on?
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It looks like a court-martial.
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The grievance
committee is copping out.
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Grievance committee?
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What's wrong with it?
It's the American way.
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You mean you
kids are complaining
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about the way your
mother handles her job?
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We weren't complaining. We
were just offering some helpful hints.
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Oh.
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Well, maybe it would have
helped if you'd seen this first.
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Shirley: What is it?
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The latest issue of
the women's journal.
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I'm looking at a miracle.
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Mom?
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You've been named
mother of the year.
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Mother of the year.
I can't believe it.
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I think it's really terrific.
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, you better
think of something.
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You're gonna have to say it in
front of about 100 presswomen.
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I am?
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The magazine's
having its awards' dinner
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next Saturday
night in Sacramento.
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Whole family's invited.
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I already bought
the plane tickets.
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Now, all kidding aside, you
deserve to be mother of the year.
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We may not always show it,
but you'd get our vote every time.
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Wait a minute.
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We didn't get any
campaign promises.
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All right. Here's one.
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How about a day in the country?
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We'll drive to Sacramento.
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Sounds great.
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Drive?
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But I already
bought the tickets.
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Well, it will give the mother of the
year a chance to spend some time
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with her grievance committee.
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Laurie: It's beautiful
out here, mom.
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Taking the old highway
was a great idea.
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Keith: Yeah, this
part of the country
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is where people really
live the good life. Fantastic.
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What do you think,
Danny? I'm hungry.
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Shirley: Okay. There are lots
of places to eat on this old road.
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Next stop, lunch.
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Keith: That's terrific.
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The roadwork ends,
and so does the road.
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So? We've only wasted an hour.
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We still have plenty of time
and plenty of things to see.
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I'd like to see a triple
burger with lots of onions
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and plenty of French fries.
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I think we all could
go for a little lunch.
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Good idea.
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We'll stop at one of those
quaint little restaurants.
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Two egg sal San, kill the
tomato. Give me a taco on the side.
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Cheer up, mom.
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It may not be quaint,
but it's... It's authentic.
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Right now I wouldn't care if
it was the school cafeteria.
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I could eat a horse.
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Be careful. That
might be their special.
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What's the matter,
mom? My billfold.
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You better eat more than that.
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I can't find it.
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Oh, no.
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I must have left it
in my other purse.
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[Sighs] Terrific, that means
you don't have any money.
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Wait a minute.
Here's some change.
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Fourteen cents.
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I've got, uh...
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Eighteen cents.
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One quarter.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Here's our souvenir
baseball money.
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Come on, cough it up.
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Figures.
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What would you
guys do without me?
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Do you mind if I
answer that after we eat?
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How much is that, mom?
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$1.57 and two
Hank Aaron nickels.
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We don't have
anything to worry about.
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Just tell her you're
mother of the year.
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Danny, if ever there was a time
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I wouldn't want anyone
to know that, it's now.
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Okay, no stew today.
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No toast 'cause
the toaster's broken.
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Don't take the potatoes.
Take the tomatoes instead.
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What's your pleasure?
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Hey. Mother of the year?
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Mother of the year, huh?
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[Waitress laughs]
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Yeah, you know, I seen your picture
on the cover of women's journal.
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And this must be
your family, right?
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Yes. Hi, hi.
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I read that article
about five times.
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That's right. About
how good you treat 'em.
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You know, I think it's just
wonderful the way you're raising 'em.
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You're so conscientious
and everything.
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Thanks. It's my pleasure.
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Well, now, what
would you like to order
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for these beautiful, growing,
healthy children, huh?
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One plain hamburger, a
cherry soda, and six straws.
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That's it?
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Mother of the year, huh?
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Okay.
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No dessert, huh? Figures.
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No thank you.
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And, uh, I'm sorry.
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All I have left for
a tip is 11 cents.
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I'll mail you the rest.
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Just a minute here.
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Here, take this for a bowl
of hot soup later, huh?
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Wait a minute. Take
these for the little ones.
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Here. Poor dears.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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She runs next year,
she don't get my vote.
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If I hadn't been
dying of hunger,
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I would have died
of embarrassment.
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I got a great idea.
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Let's not stop again
until we get to the hotel.
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Agreed.
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[Siren wailing]
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Kids, I think we're gonna
have to make one more stop.
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Hi, there. I'm deputy haynie.
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Welcome to crater
city. How do you do?
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You mean you stopped us
just to welcome us to town?
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Nope. I stopped to give
you a speeding ticket.
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Speeding?
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But I was going slower
than the speed limit.
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Oh, I suppose you didn't
see that "20" sign back there?
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No, I didn't.
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It must have been
hidden by the trees.
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Yeah, that's right.
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A lot of people I stop
complain about that.
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Mom, I think this
is a speed trap.
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You can call it what you
want, you still get a ticket.
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That's not fair.
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Yeah, it doesn't have
to be fair. That's the law.
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Are you folks really
the partridge family?
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I mean, the ones that make
those records and everything?
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Yes.
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Really? Really.
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Boy! Celebrities right
here in crater city.
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Well, I suppose that means you'll
forget about the ticket, then, huh?
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[Laughs] No.
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You know, this is the first
ticket I ever wrote for a celebrity.
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Can I have your autograph?
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I'm not going to sign that.
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Well, if you don't,
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that means I'm gonna have
to take you to see the judge.
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Well, you just do that.
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Mom, it's getting late.
We have to get going.
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It's never too late for justice.
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Well, here we are.
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Danny, you stay
with Chris and Tracy.
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But, mom, you might
need my legal know-how.
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I don't need any legal know-how.
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I'm innocent.
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Well, y'all just go right on in
and make yourselves at home.
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I'll see if I can
find the judge.
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Keith, if things
get rough, use it.
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Judge. What is it, haynie?
I'm on my way fishing.
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Judge, I got a
speeder out front.
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What in tarnation did
you bring him here for?
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Just tell him he's fined, get
his money, and let me go fishing.
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Judge, these are
show-business folk.
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What do you want me to
do, cast their feet in cement?
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No, judge. Show-business
folk make a lot of money.
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That means they
can pay bigger fines.
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That's why I like you,
haynie. You think like me.
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[Sighs] Mom, why don't
we just pay the fine and go?
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Because it's the
principle of the thing
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and a good lesson for you
kids. Stick up for your rights.
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I still say it would be a lot
easier if you would just tell them
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that you're the mother
of the year and...
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Keith... haynie: Court
is now in session.
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This here's judge mcelwreath.
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Judge, the partridge family.
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Mrs. Partridge, this
is indeed a pleasure.
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I was in my study going
over linley v. Fairbanks,
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but I gladly take
time out of my day
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to see that persons such
as you are treated fairly.
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Now, Mrs. Partridge, what
seems to be your problem?
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We were given a
ticket by this man.
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Who? Deputy haynie?
Yes, he's a fine officer.
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But it was an unfair ticket.
I didn't do anything wrong.
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I see here there was a sign
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that said the speed limit
was considerably less
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than the speed you were driving.
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But I didn't see the sign.
It was hidden behind...
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Mrs. Partridge,
the law's the law.
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That'll be $15
fine for speeding,
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$10 for gas and oil.
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Gas and oil? For what?
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For the wear and the tear on the
police car that brought y'all here.
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That all comes to exactly
$35. You can pay the bailiff.
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I'm the bailiff.
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I will not.
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But you have
to. I'm the bailiff.
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I mean, I will
not pay that fine.
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Mcelwreath: I'm afraid
you have no other choice.
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It's either that or go to jail.
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Then I'll go to jail.
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Mom...
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Wait a minute.
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You can't put the
mother of the year in jail.
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Keith. Mother of the year?
249
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,758
That's right,
mother of the year.
250
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,724
Right here. See that?
251
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,793
Excuse us.
252
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,448
We can't throw the
mother of the year in jail.
253
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,113
But, judge, the mother
of the year got a ticket.
254
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,803
Do you realize what'll happen
to me at the next election?
255
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,044
There's not a woman in town
will let her husband vote for me.
256
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,068
Judge... if I go, you go.
257
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,137
Now, Mrs. Partridge, surely
we can work this thing out.
258
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,137
We'll take a check.
259
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,275
I don't have one.
260
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,827
How about an iou?
261
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,551
Forget it.
262
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,827
I'll take 50 percent off. After
all, you're mother of the year.
263
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,103
Never.
264
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:31,655
Okay, okay, no fine.
265
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,586
Just sign the ticket
and you can go.
266
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,586
I won't sign anything.
267
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,689
That isn't asking
much, just a signature.
268
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,758
I'd rather go to jail.
269
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,862
There. You win. I lose.
270
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:47,586
Case dismissed. Haynie: Judge!
271
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,137
Oh, shut up, haynie,
and go prune your trees.
272
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,413
Keith: [Sighs]
Well, all isn't lost.
273
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,827
At least we can still get to
the hotel in time for dinner.
274
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:03,931
Shirley: Right.
275
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,034
[Engine sputters]
276
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:07,344
Keith: Wrong.
277
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:11,000
Laurie: Oh, no. How
could we run out of gas?
278
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:14,655
Danny: Easy. We're having
so much fun, it slipped our mind.
279
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:35,482
Well, now what are we gonna do?
280
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,034
We could form a prayer circle.
281
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,517
I guess we ought to stop a car.
282
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,689
Are you kidding? I haven't
seen five cars on this road all day.
283
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:46,517
Don't worry. I'm sure
there'll be a car along soon.
284
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,931
Hey, mom, here comes a car!
285
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,896
Hold it! Stop!
286
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:13,275
Hi, honey. Need a lift?
287
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,689
I sure do.
288
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:18,206
Well, hop in, baby, and
let the good times roll.
289
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,655
Come on, kids.
290
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,044
Keith: Hold onto
him. Don't let him go.
291
00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:22,655
Nice going, mom.
292
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,310
Mom?
293
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,827
[Tires screeching]
294
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:27,034
Wait!
295
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,862
What happened?
296
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:32,758
I don't think he was
interested in the family plan.
297
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,344
There's another one.
298
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:43,344
Laurie: Wait a minute!
299
00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,413
All: Hey! Wait! Wait!
300
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,965
Here comes another one.
301
00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,241
Shirley: Hold it, please.
302
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,724
We need gas. I don't
have any money.
303
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:11,379
There are six of
us. Five are children.
304
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,620
Three are very small children.
305
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,965
Please. I'm the
mother of the year.
306
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,620
Bye. See ya!
307
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,103
Okay, everybody, into the bus.
308
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,206
[Tracy and Chris laughing]
309
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,275
Tracy, Chris.
310
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:38,724
Where in the world
have you been?
311
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,517
Danny found this
great place to play.
312
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,931
Danny? Where is he, anyway?
313
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,103
Danny: Help!
314
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:49,413
Mr. Kincaid, are you sure Mrs.
Partridge knew the dinner was tonight?
315
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,896
I'm sure, Mrs. Malfussi.
316
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,482
They were probably having
so much fun on the drive down,
317
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,137
they just lost
track of the time.
318
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,310
You know how it is
when you're having fun.
319
00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:59,965
No, I don't.
320
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,241
Shirley: Psst!
321
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,827
Shirley: Psst! Reuben!
322
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:14,068
Shirley?
323
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,689
How did you know my first name?
324
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,103
Uh... just a guess.
325
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,793
Yes. Shirley: Psst.
326
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,000
Where are you?
Shirley: Back here.
327
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,655
Excuse me. Excuse me.
328
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,896
Oh!
329
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,137
What happened?
330
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,862
You look like you just
finished basic training.
331
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:48,206
[Sighs] Reuben,
it's a long story,
332
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,793
and you wouldn't
believe it, anyway.
333
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,262
I've already told
them we were here,
334
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,148
so we're gonna go upstairs
to the room and change.
335
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:55,965
I'll... I'll stall.
336
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,310
Here she is, Shirley partridge.
337
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:09,241
[People murmuring]
338
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,000
Mother of the year.
339
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:24,413
Thank you. Thank you very much.
340
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,862
[Chuckles] Well, I...
341
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:31,172
I guess you're all wondering
why I look this way.
342
00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:34,137
That's a good question.
343
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:38,758
It's a... It is a good
question. It's...
344
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,206
It's a question that deserves
an answer, and, uh...
345
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,206
I think mom's in a spot.
346
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,310
Good thinking.
347
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,482
Shirley: I... I wish, I...
348
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,000
[Stutters] I wish I could...
349
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:57,827
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
350
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:01,275
I think it might be a little
easier for me to explain.
351
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:04,344
You see, we're a
very close family.
352
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:08,413
That's not to say that we don't
have arguments, 'cause we do.
353
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,551
But we love each
other very much.
354
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:17,724
And that keeps us together
through thick and thin.
355
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:20,862
[Sighs] And believe me,
today was through thick.
356
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:29,413
Um, I'd like you to meet
the rest of my family.
357
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,862
Laurie, Danny, Chris and Tracy.
358
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:40,482
We just wanted you to know
that, as far as we're concerned,
359
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:45,000
you couldn't have made a finer
choice for mother of the year.
360
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,310
She's a great, great lady.
361
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:51,172
[People applauding]
362
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,241
Now, if you'll excuse us,
363
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:15,275
we'll go change
and sing for you.
364
00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:17,689
I don't know about
the rest of you,
365
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,965
but I think our mother
of the year and her family
366
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,620
look fine just the way they are.
367
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,586
[People applauding]
368
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:28,689
Danny.
369
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:34,206
What are you doing?
370
00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:36,206
Mrs. Malfussi:
Without further ado,
371
00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:39,482
I would like to present not
only the mother of the year,
372
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:43,000
but the family of the
year, the partridge family!
373
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,517
[Playing as long as there's you]
374
00:21:57,137 --> 00:22:01,620
♪ When all my dreams
are scattered to the wind
375
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,896
♪ I'll begin again
376
00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:08,620
♪ and you're the reason why
377
00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:13,655
♪ when all my friends
no longer know my name
378
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,448
♪ and say I'm not the same
379
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,344
♪ I know that I'll get by
380
00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:22,172
♪ as long as there's you
381
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:25,241
♪ at the end of every road
382
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,724
♪ to give me all your love
383
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:30,517
♪ and a gentle hand to hold
384
00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:33,206
♪ as long as there's you
385
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:36,068
♪ at the end of every night
386
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,482
♪ to tell me it's all right
387
00:22:38,551 --> 00:22:40,827
♪ and shield me from the cold
388
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:43,517
♪ I'll be strong
and I'll be tall
389
00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:46,206
♪ there is nothing I can do
390
00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:48,862
♪ I may stumble, I may fall
391
00:22:48,931 --> 00:22:51,931
♪ I won't care if there is you
392
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,137
♪ at the end of it all
393
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:02,689
♪ I won't care if there is you
394
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:05,034
♪ at the end of it all
395
00:23:05,103 --> 00:23:07,655
♪ there is nothing I can do
396
00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:10,344
♪ I may stumble, I may fall
397
00:23:10,413 --> 00:23:13,344
♪ I won't care if there is you
398
00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:16,344
♪ at the end of it all
399
00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:22,034
♪ at the end of it all
400
00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:28,034
♪ at the end of it all
401
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,586
Well, go ahead.
402
00:23:49,655 --> 00:23:52,000
I can take criticism.
403
00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:55,965
In fact, I want you to feel free to
make any suggestions you wish.
404
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,758
That is, within
reason, of course.
405
00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:02,344
Well, this isn't a
grievance committee, mom.
406
00:24:02,413 --> 00:24:03,862
Shirley: It isn't?
407
00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:05,620
Keith: Uh, not exactly.
408
00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:09,000
You see, we're gonna
present you with another award.
409
00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:11,000
Tracy.
410
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,206
"Year's worst tour guide."
411
00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:20,241
[All cheering]
412
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:22,689
Thank you. Thank you very much.
413
00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:26,862
And I wish to thank all of the little
people who made this possible.
414
00:24:29,758 --> 00:24:32,482
Hi, Reuben. Yeah.
415
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:35,413
If the grievance committee
is back in session,
416
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:37,206
I'd like to state a complaint.
417
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:38,482
You've got the floor.
418
00:24:38,551 --> 00:24:39,758
Mmm.
419
00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:44,034
I drove back along your
mother's scenic route.
420
00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,827
Did you know there was a
speed trap on that highway?
421
00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:49,241
No kidding. Yeah.
I got hauled in.
422
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:51,965
By a deputy named haynie?
423
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:55,344
And did the judge
have a little fishing hat?
424
00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:59,000
And when they found out you were
the manager of the partridge family,
425
00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:01,344
they raised the fine, right?
426
00:25:02,517 --> 00:25:03,758
How'd you know that?
427
00:25:03,827 --> 00:25:06,103
Oh, a wild guess.
428
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,000
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