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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ the five of us ♪
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♪ and mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪♪
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[Gulping]
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[Music plays loudly]
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Laurie: I don't know
where it's coming from.
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Danny: What's going on?
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Quick. Somebody,
turn on the lights.
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Reuben, they're on!
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Okay, everybody, just stay calm.
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Just stay calm.
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Danny: What are you doing?
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What do you think?
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Didn't anybody ever
tell you how to act
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when there's a cat
burglar in the house?
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Panic?
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Phone the police.
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Wait a minute, Reuben.
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What burglar is gonna break in
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and let loose on an
amplified sound system?
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Anyway, that sounds
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like a lot of instruments,
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so it can't be one man.
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It must be a whole gang.
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Whole gang?
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Either that or a
man with 10 hands.
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Well, let's find out, shall we?
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I think I'll stay here.
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But, Danny, there's
nothing to be nervous about.
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I'm not nervous.
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I just think, if you
don't come back,
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there should be someone here
to take care of the little ones.
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Uh-huh.
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[Loud music continues]
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Gee, he's cute.
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Laurie, there is no such thing
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as a cute housebreaker.
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[Guitar recording shuts off]
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[Drum recording shuts off]
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[Bass recording shuts off]
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Hi.
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Oh, that... That's it? "Hi"?
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Um, well, no.
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I... I mean, I'm... I'm
sorry I woke you up,
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but I didn't know you were back.
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Uh, you see, I just
couldn't wait any longer.
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Wait?
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How long have you been here?
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Uh, about a week.
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You mean you've been
living in our garage for a week?
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Well, i... I wanted to
play you my music.
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Couldn't you have chosen
a more orthodox method?
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Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Partridge,
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but you see,
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when I hitchhiked down here,
I didn't know you were away.
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And when you didn't come back,
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I decided to record some
tapes and leave them for you.
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You mean that was
all you on those tapes?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's fantastic.
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How do you play all
those instruments?
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Fair.
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Fair?
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That sounded great.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold it!
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You know, before we get into
a musical appreciation hour,
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we have a decision to make.
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What's that, Reuben?
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Whether to listen to his songs
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or have him arrested
for breaking and entering.
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[♪♪♪]
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Gee, I'm really glad
you like my songs.
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Not only do we like them,
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we're even thinking
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of recording a couple of them.
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Hey, who says crime doesn't pay?
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Where are the lyrics, Bobby?
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Uh, yeah, well, that's
kind of a problem.
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I... You see, I don't have any.
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You don't write lyrics?
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Oh, yeah, I write
millions of them.
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All bad.
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Bobby, we don't
do instrumentals.
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Well, I realize
that, Mrs. Partridge.
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It's just that I thought
maybe you'd be able
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to come up with somebody
who could write the words.
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Um, do you know any
out-of-work lyricists?
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I do.
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Lionel Poindexter.
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Who?
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Remember about six weeks ago
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we received a
shoebox in the mail
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filled with old
shirt cardboards,
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popsicle wrappers,
and paper napkins?
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I thought it was junk mail.
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Well, they were lyrics,
and they're terrific.
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Here, read those.
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"dear partridges...
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"please put music to
the enclosed verses,
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"and make terrific
hit songs out of them.
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Your friend, Lionel Poindexter."
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I don't know, Danny, it
doesn't sound too promising.
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Why not?
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Well, somehow, I just
can't take anyone seriously
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who writes a business
letter in purple crayon.
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Also, he can't spell.
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Neither can I.
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Lots of geniuses can't spell.
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But their own names? He
spelled Lionel with two "L"S.
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Lionel is spelled with two "L"S.
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At the beginning?
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Partridges and Bobby: ♪
ba-bum-ba, ba-dah-ba ♪
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♪ ba-dah-ba-ba ♪
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♪ bum-ba-ba-ba-da ♪
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Shirley: Lionel's hometown
was a stop on our next tour,
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so we asked Bobby to join us.
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Armed with a
shoebox full of verses
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and a busload of enthusiasm,
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we headed for what we hoped
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would be a
successful partnership.
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♪ Bum-ba-ba-ba... ♪♪
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Man: Come in.
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Mr. Poindexter?
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Lionel: Be right out.
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I'm having a little
trouble with my doublet.
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His what?
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Mr. Poindexter?
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That's right.
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Did the landlady send you
up to look at the apartment?
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Uh... no. We came to see you.
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Oh. She wants me to move out.
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Why?
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She thinks I'm crazy.
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Look, would you mind
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helping me off with my helmet?
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I can't hear too
well from in here.
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Well, by all means.
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That's better.
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You see, i... I was
just going to work.
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Uh, you... you work as a knight?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, not
every day, of course.
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Excuse me.
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Turn on, stove.
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You see, I got this job
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distributing
leaflets on the street
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for a product called
"Sir Lancelot plums".
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They think the knight suit
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will attract attention.
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Excuse me, what
did you just say?
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Oh, I have this
job that I just got...
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No, no, no, no. Before that.
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"turn on, stove"?
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, why did you say that?
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I wanted the stove to turn on.
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So you talk to it?
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Oh, well, it won't
go on any other way.
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You see, I rigged it up
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so that the timber of
my voice activates...
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Well, I'm sure
you're not interested
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in all the technicalities.
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Uh, Lionel...
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Didn't you send these lyrics in?
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What are lyrics?
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Maybe you'd better
take a look at these.
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Oh, these are my poems.
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Oh, now I see.
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I think a girlfriend of mine
must have sent them to you.
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She thinks I'm a genius.
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Yeah, well, uh, would
you be interested
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in collaborating?
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At what?
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Shirley: Bobby writes music.
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He's looking for someone
to write the words.
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Well, I'm always interested
in new experiences.
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Shirley: Lionel,
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we're staying at
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the carriage house hotel.
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Maybe you could drop
by tonight about 8:00,
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and listen to some
of Bobby's music.
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Will there be food?
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Well, I'm sure we can have
some sandwiches sent up.
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Turn off, stove.
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We'll expect you
about 8:00 then.
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Uh-oh.
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I just had a terrible thought.
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What?
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I think I need to
go to the bathroom.
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Happens every time I
get into this knight suit.
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Well, don't let us stop you.
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Will he be wearing
his knight suit?
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That's entirely possible, Danny.
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Danny, if he is,
pretend not to notice.
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[Knocking]
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Uh, hi.
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This isn't a formal
affair, you know.
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Oh, this... This
is my waiter suit.
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You were working tonight?
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Oh, no, I'm going to a wedding.
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Oh, a friend of yours
getting married?
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No. I read about it
in the newspaper,
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so I decided to go.
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This one's Polish.
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It makes a difference?
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Of course.
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The food's terrific
at Polish weddings.
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Oh.
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Uh, you want to come
in and listen to my music?
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Oh, that will be pleasant.
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Great.
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Well, what'd you think?
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About what?
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About the music.
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Oh, it's probably very good.
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You mean you're not sure?
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Well, I'm not a very good
judge. You see, I don't like music.
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Well, why not?
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I've been told by
reliable sources
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I have an ear made of tin.
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You mean you're tone-deaf?
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Yeah, but I'm sure
you're very talented.
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How can you tell?
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Well, you look talented.
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And you seem to play that banjo
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very well too, Keith.
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Thanks.
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Well, um, the point is,
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do you think you can write
words to Bobby's music?
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Of course.
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Well, then you'll
collaborate with Bobby?
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Oh, I'd like that very much.
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It will be nice to
have a new friend.
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You know, Lionel,
if these songs click,
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you could make a lot of money.
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You mean this could
be a paying proposition?
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Definitely.
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Oh, I see.
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Do you mind if I ask a question?
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Of course not.
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How much does a
swimming pool cost?
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Oh, $5,000, I guess. Why?
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Oh, I just wondered.
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Well, I better be going.
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I like to be there
for the toast.
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I'm getting so I can
almost understand them.
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Before I go, I'd like
to say two things.
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Oh, the liverwurst
sandwiches were excellent.
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And you're a very nice family.
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00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,799
You know, I've never met
anyone quite like Lionel.
266
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,866
Yeah, well he
is a little off-beat,
267
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,266
but I think he's kind of sweet.
268
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,299
Don't you, Bobby?
269
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,099
Yeah, I guess so.
270
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,199
I'm just wondering how
long it's gonna take him
271
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,333
to come up with a lyric.
272
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:25,932
[Chattering]
273
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,432
[Music playing]
274
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,367
[Laughter]
275
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,433
[Sounds of partying continue]
276
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,799
What's going on?
277
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,699
Oh, I was just playing
my party record.
278
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,832
[Recording shuts off]
279
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,232
Your party record?
280
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,832
I made it to impress a girl
who used to live next door.
281
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,199
I don't get it.
282
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,032
I thought she'd think I
was fantastically popular
283
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,099
if she heard me having
a party every night.
284
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,132
And it didn't work out?
285
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,366
No. She just moved away
on account of the noise.
286
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,732
Do you like girls, Lionel?
287
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,013
Of course. Well,
that's terrific.
288
00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:06,932
Why?
289
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,599
We finally found something
we have in common.
290
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,499
Hey, maybe that story
would make a good song.
291
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,566
Do girls make good
subjects for songs?
292
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,299
They make terrific
songs, Lionel.
293
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,300
What was her name? Bertha.
294
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,266
Bertha...
295
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:22,832
Don't you know any girls
with more romantic names?
296
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,467
Well, I once went steady
with a girl named Agnes.
297
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,166
No?
298
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,399
Well, that's about it.
299
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,266
That's it? Bertha and Agnes?
300
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:35,300
I'm not too
successful with girls.
301
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,332
I like him, Shirley,
but I tell you,
302
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,332
he lives in a whole
world all of his own.
303
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,699
Well, even if you don't
come up with a song together,
304
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,199
at least you've made a friend.
305
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,166
Yeah, but I don't know.
306
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,466
There's... there's something
mysterious about him.
307
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,467
Mysterious?
308
00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:53,666
Well, he has all those jobs,
309
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,266
but he doesn't seem
to have any money.
310
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,132
And on top of that,
he keeps disappearing
311
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,199
for hours on end,
312
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,799
and when I ask him
where he's been,
313
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,800
he's... he's very vague.
314
00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:02,766
More vague than usual?
315
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,666
Hard to imagine, but true.
316
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,799
Laurie: Mom?
317
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,499
Chris: We found Lionel.
318
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,599
Guess what?
319
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,999
We ran into Lionel in the lobby.
320
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,599
Yeah, and he's
come up with a song.
321
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,132
You're kidding.
Lionel, where is it?
322
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,166
I lost it.
323
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,566
Is that the name of the song?
324
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,566
No, I mean I wrote
it on something,
325
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,566
but I can't remember what.
326
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:20,999
Can you remember
what it was about?
327
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Eskimo.
328
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,332
You wrote a song about eskimos?
329
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,000
No, I wrote it on an eskimo pie.
330
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,999
Well, let's find
it before it melts.
331
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,166
It was on the wrapper.
332
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,899
Lionel, where was this?
333
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,266
Some place where you were today?
334
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:34,432
Bobby: Try and think, Lionel.
335
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,932
Wait a minute. I'm
thinking. I'm thinking.
336
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:36,966
I got it.
337
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,066
I got it.
338
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,499
I'll go there right now.
339
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,733
I'll come with you.
340
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,199
This is yours?
341
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,766
It used to be a hearse.
342
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,732
Of course.
343
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,132
Why did you buy
a hearse, Lionel?
344
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,499
Well, I was pretty sure
345
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,767
it had never been driven
over 30 miles an hour.
346
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,933
Girl: Lionel!
347
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:20,233
Lionel, where are you?
348
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,966
Is Lionel here?
349
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:28,999
Well, no, not right now,
but I'm a friend of his.
350
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,099
Will I do?
351
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,666
Are you as rich as Lionel?
352
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,666
Rich? Well, is Lionel rich?
353
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,632
Loaded. Isn't he?
354
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,367
Worth millions.
355
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,932
What makes you say that?
356
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:40,999
He just is.
357
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,166
He gives us things.
358
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,566
You mean, like candies?
359
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,732
Permanent things. Want to see?
360
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:48,067
Yeah.
361
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,566
Well, what did Lionel buy you?
362
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,567
Everything.
363
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,332
Everything?
364
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,532
He buys us a different piece
365
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,566
each month.
366
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,300
Lionel's something else.
367
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,432
Yeah.
368
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,867
He certainly is.
369
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,132
Lionel, I've said it before,
370
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,399
and I'll say it again,
371
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,732
you're weird.
372
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,399
But you're okay.
373
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,666
Well, I was raised here.
374
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:33,999
It's the least I could do.
375
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,099
Is that why you asked
376
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,366
how much a swimming pool costs?
377
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,866
Well, it's not bad here.
378
00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:39,866
They provide the kids
with all the essentials.
379
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,632
It's for the extras
they don't have.
380
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,299
And you took on about six jobs
381
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,499
to take care of that.
382
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,032
Extras are important.
383
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,899
Lionel, can I ask
you a question?
384
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:49,900
Sure.
385
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:51,299
If our songs click,
386
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,432
will you let me pay
for half the pool?
387
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:55,866
You really want to do that?
388
00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,132
On one condition.
389
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:02,067
You let me look at your
eskimo-pie wrapper.
390
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,266
Yeah.
391
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,700
Yeah!
392
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,299
♪ Stephanie ♪
393
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,366
♪ whose eyes are blue ♪
394
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:30,266
♪ what would life
be like with you? ♪
395
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:32,499
♪ I've just been wondering ♪
396
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,132
♪ and I'd sure like to see ♪
397
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:40,999
♪ if you've been thinking
the same about me ♪
398
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:46,066
♪ and I'm doing all I can do ♪
399
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:51,600
♪ all but the growing
that's up to you ♪
400
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,199
♪ Stephanie ♪
401
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,999
♪ your eyes are free ♪
402
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,366
♪ you can see things
as they appear to be ♪
403
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:12,399
♪ I don't have to tell you
how much I really care ♪
404
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,499
♪ you and I ♪
405
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:17,299
♪ both know the
love that we share ♪
406
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:23,666
♪ and I'm doing all I can do ♪
407
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:29,133
♪ all but the growing
and that's up to you ♪
408
00:21:55,367 --> 00:22:00,432
♪ and I'm doing all I can do ♪
409
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:06,066
♪ all but the growing
and that's up to you ♪
410
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:11,099
♪ and I'm doing all I can do ♪
411
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:16,332
♪ all but the growing
and that's up to you ♪
412
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:22,767
♪ and I'm doing all I can do ♪♪
413
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,900
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