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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,400 FOOTSTEPS 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,600 SIGHS 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,520 SIGHS 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,960 Well, that's me done. Been a pleasure, Malcolm. 5 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,160 You're done when I say you're done. Do you understand? 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,880 Urgh! Argh! 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,720 Bit much. No-one likes grasses. 8 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,560 FEMALE VOICE OVER: Sidney had bartered a deal for his freedom, 9 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,480 in exchange for the names of Clive and Joey, 10 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,960 and claimed he knew nothing about the gold. 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,760 Meanwhile, we were left with the bullion 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,680 but with no idea what we were supposed to do with it. 13 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,080 Obviously, the library didn't have any books on 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,920 what to do with a massive pile of stolen gold. 15 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,320 Funny, that! 16 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,240 Every gold bar had this, like, unique hallmark 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,920 which we had to remove somehow. 18 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,440 We tried everything. 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,880 It was useless, so Mick went to work hiding it all. 20 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:14,040 Unable to read or write, he recorded all the locations on his tape recorder. 21 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:18,680 When you come out of the prickle bushes, you will come across a gaping lagoon. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:25,920 One, two, three, four, follow the rocky shore you should find enough gold... 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,520 Also memo to yourself, Mick, wear a sturdier shoe, 24 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,320 as a rocky surface isn't good for a loafer. 25 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,840 RADIO BROADCASTER: Two men remain in custody in connection with the Newham gold robbery. 26 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,280 The police say that still no gold has been found from the raid. 27 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,160 Experts are speculating the gold involved 28 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,800 could have been smuggled overseas. 29 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,160 The search continues for the remaining members of the gang. 30 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,480 How many have you done? Two. 31 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,360 This one's been a nightmare. 32 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,800 BANGING AND BREAKING GLASS 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,160 What is that? Hello? 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,160 Oh, Jesus Christ, Sidney! 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,720 One of your shelving units collapsed. Sidney, what are you doing here? 36 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:09,400 I've come for my slice of the honey. Is that one of mine? No, it's not ready yet. 37 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,160 What are you doing here? It's the least safe place for a grass. 38 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,440 I'm not a grass. Don't refer to me as a grass, I did this to protect everyone. 39 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,440 No, but Albert's right, you shouldn't be here. 40 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,040 Don't push me out, Nat-Nat. Where am I supposed to go? 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,560 I don't... Just, maybe, move away for a bit. A remote village. 42 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,920 Yeah, or, like, a forest or... Up a mountain. A mountain? 43 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:28,160 ...or a field, then, and just get your nice, little tent out, you'd love that. 44 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,280 I'm not living in my old tent, Albert, I'm a millionaire now. 45 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,000 There must be something I can do to help. I can chip in... 46 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,680 Best thing you can do to help, Sidney, go home, lock the door. 47 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,680 She's right. You could paint your little figures. 48 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,320 I've already painted all my figures, Nat-Nat, you know that. 49 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,360 Sidney, whatever you do, stay inside. Stay away from everyone. 50 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:55,120 EERIE WHISTLING 51 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,080 GENTLE SNORING 52 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,200 PHONE RINGING 53 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,720 Hello, this is The Captain, speaking. Pocket is that you? 54 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,400 Clive! Yes, thank you, this is Philip. 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,600 What's that voice? I don't like it. 56 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,440 Sorry, it was just my phone voice. Just trying to be polite. 57 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,200 How you doing, mate? You all right? 58 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,960 I'm in prison. 59 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:24,360 Yeah, I know, it's just good to check in sometimes make sure you're all right. 60 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:30,080 How's my gold? Yeah, good, good. Er, just been, er, overseeing the sanding operation. 61 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,680 Sa... sanding? 62 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,640 Who told you to sand it? 63 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,440 Not me, it was, er... Listen to me. 64 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,160 I've someone coming to make arrangements. You hold tight till then, no more sanding. 65 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,600 No more sanding. Roger that. Roger that, Clive. 66 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,640 I'm gonna call you tomorrow. OK. Any, sort of, approximate time? 67 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,360 It's just that otherwise I've got to sit in the car all day. 68 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,920 You make sure you pick up. Mid-morning... 69 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,200 Are you there? You've gone. 70 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,360 OK, nice to speak to you, mate. 71 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,400 Bye. 72 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,680 Oh, that is so nice. A little pig. 73 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,560 No, why would it be a pig, it's a bear. 74 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see it now. Yeah, it's a bear. 75 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,960 It's cos it's pink? Is that why? Yeah, it's cos it's pink. Oh, gr... 76 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,200 BELL RINGS Did you not lock the door? 77 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,440 I thought I did. 78 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:26,360 Oh, sorry, love, er, we're actually closed. Sorry. 79 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,120 EERIE WHISTLING 80 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:38,080 Erm, who? Who's that? What? How did you get there? 81 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,480 Albert, what's going on? 82 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,480 He's not saying anything. Erm, sorry, mate... You can't just go in there. 83 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,280 Yeah, we're closed and even when we're open, you shouldn't, erm... 84 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:54,560 I'm as aware as you are that you have a considerable amount of gold 85 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,600 that you have no idea what to do with. 86 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,640 What gold? 87 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah, what gold? 88 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,920 The gold that you've been trying to unmark using sandpaper. 89 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:09,080 How does she know that? She knows because nothing happens on my turf 90 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,440 without my knowing. 91 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:15,520 Now, we had an arrangement with Clive Cornell and, in his absence, 92 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,320 we have an arrangement with you. 93 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,680 Sit yourselves down. 94 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,440 I, I... All right. 95 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,720 EERIE WHISTLING 96 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,400 I'll just pop that there. 97 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:36,000 Your anonymity is of great interest to me in the case that 98 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,360 no fucker knows who you are. 99 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,680 The terms are as follows. 100 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:47,680 We offer protection, we help you in monetising the gold 101 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,600 and we take a percentage of the proceeds. 102 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,720 I mean, if I could say, er, it could be good because 103 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,480 it would be nice to get a little bit of help. 104 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,400 We've been struggling a little bit, and... Albert. 105 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,880 ...I think it would be of great help to us if you took the reins and er... 106 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,160 We don't need you to take the reins. We do. We don't know what we're doing. 107 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,160 We know what we're doing. You'd be wise to listen to your husband, 108 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,520 for once. 109 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,920 How does she know that you never listen to me? 110 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,160 I will leave Mr English here to lay out the arrangements. 111 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,680 And after today you'll never see me again. 112 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,120 But if you do, we have a problem. 113 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,320 EERIE WHISTLING 114 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,320 Would you like to take that takeaway? 115 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,680 I might have a paper cup knocking about in the back. 116 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,400 Oh, right, OK, yeah. 117 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,520 Please, let me apologise for my employer. 118 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,680 She can be 119 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,160 a little blunt. 120 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,120 A bit. Yeah, I was thinking that. Rude. 121 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:53,520 Now, I've arranged for you to pick up a smelter from a lock up here in Hatton Garden. 122 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,400 We never heard of that. What's a smelter? 123 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,280 No, we know what a smelter is. Oh, really? Oh. 124 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,960 It's the thing you've been missing. 125 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,000 Right, OK. 126 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,160 Here is also marked the address for a safe house, a derelict farm. 127 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,240 Bring along a sample of the stolen gold and the smelter tomorrow evening. 128 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:16,120 Oh, see, I knew this would happen. Erm, it's, er, it's our twins' birthday. 129 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,200 Yeah, they're having a party. 130 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,880 That's what all this is about. I've been, er, knocking up a cake. 131 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,280 Why is this always happening? It's always the way, isn't it? 132 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,240 It's like buses, they always come at the same time when you already got one, erm... 133 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,680 I'm just trying to think, you got any windows next week? 134 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,920 I will see you tomorrow, Albert. 135 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,800 Natasha. 136 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,880 Wallop! Oh, nice, what have you got there? 137 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,120 Cassette tapes. For the treasure. 138 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:03,320 Bagged it up in 62 locations across the county lines and these... 139 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,840 are the coordinates. 140 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,360 62? What happened to one really good hiding place? 141 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,800 Listen to her. 142 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,680 You haven't got a clue, have you, darling? 143 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,680 You do not put your chicken and your chips into the same basket. 144 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,840 Yes, you do, that's exactly what you do. 145 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,640 That's how they come, yeah. 146 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,240 So, this Mr English? What? Why did he come and see you? 147 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,520 It doesn't matter. He came to us. No, it does matter, which is why I'm fuming. 148 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,480 Clive said he was coming to speak to me. I want to speak to him. 149 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,080 It happened so quick. He didn't leave a number or anything. 150 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,800 Just in and out. He was in and out like a flash cos he's a criminal. 151 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,640 We move quick. Rapid, Albert, rapid. 152 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,240 You two can't keep up. OK. All right, here's the plan. 153 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,920 Mick, you're going to get the smelter. 154 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,640 Me and Phil are going to move the gold to the safe house. 155 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,640 That's funny, cos I don't remember you being in charge. This is my firm. 156 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,360 It is his firm. He is the leader. 157 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:54,160 Albert. Mm. Erm, oh, yeah, erm, we just thought that it might be better if she's just good for the cover 158 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,440 for that and I'd be better suited for the kids' birthday party. 159 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,320 Much as I'd love to get my hands dirty. 160 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,320 Ah, ah, ah, ah, Albert. Let me stop you there, mate, please. 161 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,760 You're going to let this pretty little creature go and do all the man's work 162 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,840 while you sit at home creaming your feet? 163 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,280 I'm not going to be creaming anything. I was just going to... 164 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,440 No, whatever, I'll do the party. You sure? Because we did say that it would be better if I... 165 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,480 because I've got a better relationship with the venue. 166 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,160 Relationship with the venue? Yeah, I was on the phone to Leslie and 167 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,840 he seemed like he really understood what we... 168 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,680 It's a Happy Eater. OK, OK, OK. Run it by me again. 169 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,680 Mick. Yeah. You're going to fetch the smelter. 170 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,840 You and Albert are going to get the gold. Done. 171 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,440 OK, this is what's going to happen. 172 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,560 Mick. Yeah. You're going to get the smelter. Uh-huh. 173 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,480 Me and you, Albert, we're gonna get the gold. 174 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,600 Any questions? 175 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,280 No, that's a great idea, Phil. I am in. 176 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,160 FEMALE VOICE OVER: We were out of the frying pan and into the fire. 177 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:58,320 Ma McTavish and Billy English had taken over where Clive and Joey left off. 178 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,280 We had no say in the matter. We were being pushed along by 179 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,480 forces out of our control. 180 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,920 WHISTLING OLD MCDONALD 181 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,600 Sorry, can you just stop whistling, it's making me a bit nervous. 182 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,120 There's nothing to be nervous about, mate. You've done the crime. 183 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,960 It's time to start enjoying yourself, son. 184 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,880 I can't enjoy it while we're still doing it. I need it to be over and then I can enjoy it. 185 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,120 Albert, bit of trivia for you. You're gonna love this. 186 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,440 Do you know who can get away with any crime? 187 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,800 What? The Queen. 188 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,920 What do you mean? Exactly. 189 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,280 She can't get charged for a crime because she can't prosecute herself. 190 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:37,560 She could, literally, kill someone and not go to prison for it. What? 191 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,040 Does that make sense? Yeah, I suppose... 192 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,640 So, she would be the best criminal ever, 193 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,240 because she can do whatever she wants. 194 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,200 Why did you use Safeway bags? You could have at least double bagged it. 195 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:53,240 GOLD BARS CLUNKING 196 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:59,920 Albert? I don't want to alarm you, mate, but there is a car. 197 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,520 Is it Billy? 198 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,400 It's not Billy. Who is it? 199 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,560 Don't know, Albert, what shall we do? 200 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,280 I don't know. You're meant to be the big-time criminal, you tell me. 201 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,080 OK. It's us or the gold. 202 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,680 What? What's that supposed to mean? 203 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,840 I dunno, it just felt like the right thing to say. Shall we hide? 204 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,120 Let's... 205 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,040 He's getting out. Let's hide. Please, definitely hide. I'm sorry, mate. 206 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,280 He's got a gun! What? 207 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,240 He's got a gun. Why's he got a gun? He's got a fucking gun. 208 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,000 Why's he got a gun? 209 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:40,520 SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 210 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:48,440 MUSIC CONTINUES IN CRESCENDO 211 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:04,000 PHONE RINGS 212 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,560 SHOUTS: Arggghhhh! 213 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,720 Oh, no! 214 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,200 Help! Hit him! 215 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,080 Albert! Albert! The gun! Oh, yeah. 216 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,640 What you doing? Don't be silly! 217 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,720 Oh, God! No! 218 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:33,400 Albert! Hit him! I'm trying, I'm looking for something. 219 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,720 Oh, argh! 220 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,360 Argh! Get the head! Get the fucking head! 221 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,600 Albert! Stop moving! 222 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,040 Please stop, please stop! 223 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,720 Arghhhh! 224 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,440 Fuck me! You killed him. 225 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,360 CRYING: I, I didn't mean to kill him. 226 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,360 I didn't mean to kill you, mate. 227 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,280 I didn't mean to kill you. I've never done anything like this before, 228 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,600 I didn't know what I was doing. 229 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,640 Jesus Christ, Albert. 230 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,320 Fuck! You told me to hit him in the head. Yeah, not with the side of the shovel. 231 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,640 Who hits someone in the head with a side of a shovel? 232 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,280 Oh, I do apologise, mate. I've never been trained in the sacred art of hitting someone 233 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,840 in the head with a fucking shovel. 234 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,160 CRYING: Oh, God! 235 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,320 CRYING 236 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,760 Well, look, I probably would have killed him, anyway. 237 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,960 ALBERT SOBS 238 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960 I didn't mean to do it. 239 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:53,280 SOBBING 240 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,360 Oy! Sidney? Sidney Wilson, what you doing around here? 241 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,880 Here he is. I thought I'd come down and see if you needed any help with anything. 242 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,240 Just, you know, gold mines or whatever. 243 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,720 They've got me, mate, on me Jack Jones, running about town to pick up 244 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,240 this smelter. You are joking me? 245 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,920 No. That's so out of order. I tell you what, that sounds like a 246 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,680 two-man job, as well, doesn't it? 247 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:24,520 Cos it is a two-man job, Sid. I don't care what anyone else says about you, Sid, 248 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,400 I actually think you're all right. 249 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,040 Happy to help. Happy to help. 250 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,640 Smelting, if you didn't know, which I didn't, is a posh word for melting. 251 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,080 CRUEL SUMMER BY BANANARAMA 252 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,640 ♪ Strange voices are saying. What did they say? ♪ 253 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,720 PHONE RINGS # Things I can't understand...♪ 254 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,000 Hello, Alberto's! Albert's killed a man. 255 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,040 What? Don't worry, I'm prepared to wear it. 256 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,840 Is he...? Is Albert OK? 257 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,880 Well, no, not really, he's not OK. He's killed a man, he's like in a state of shock. 258 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:05,440 He's sort of pissing himself. I haven't checked the back end but I think that's going as well. 259 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,760 Erm. Great. 260 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,880 That's great. No, it's not great. He's killed a man with a shovel. 261 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,040 Super. Definitely not super. 262 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,840 I'm not equipped to deal with this. 263 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,520 OK, look, I'll be right down. I'll be right down, yeah. ASAP, please. 264 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,560 Bye. 265 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:25,840 What is it? What's happened? Albert, he's planning a surprise. 266 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,920 I love surprises. 267 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,000 What is it? I can't tell you that. It would ruin the surprise. 268 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,240 Tell me, Tash. No, I can't. Tell me, tell me, tell me. No, I can't. 269 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,120 I can't tell you. Erm, I'll be back. 270 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,280 Might take a while, I'll meet you there. So, you're not coming back here? 271 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,880 Make sure you don't tell the girls. 272 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,880 OK, so I'm involved in the surprise. 273 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,920 I won't tell the girls, even though, I don't know what it is. 274 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,880 Good. OK, I'll be right back. 275 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:57,040 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just bloody Albert, you know what he's like with these things. 276 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,000 ♪ You're not the only one...♪ 277 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,920 SOBBING 278 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,880 Oh, he keeps staring at me. Oh, God. 279 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:16,600 Is that Tash? Please don't say it's someone else, I can't kill anyone else. 280 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,280 It's Mick. Oh, God! 281 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,320 SOBS 282 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,800 Oi, oi! Jesus fucking Christ! 283 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,400 Fuck's happened here? 284 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,320 Who's that? What's he doing here, the grass? 285 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,920 I'm not getting cut out, that's what I'm doing here, all right? 286 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,320 If we're making a decision to cut Sidney out, I need to be consulted on such matters. 287 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,080 We're not making a decision to cut Sidney out of anything. 288 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,920 We don't cut no-one out of nothing from now on. 289 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,680 Big Mick and Sidney are back in the loop. Now, who's this fella? 290 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:45,000 SOBBING: Stop shouting, please. I don't know who he is but I've killed him. 291 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,160 My guess is he's undercover Old Bill. 292 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,680 One of your lot, Sid. Oh, one of my lot? Yeah, one of your lot. 293 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,400 Well, I'm not the one who's been inviting the police to the party. 294 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,680 Well, that's what happens with undercovers. SHOUTING: No, hey, no. 295 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,120 Albie? It's your big cousin, Mick, are you all right, son? 296 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,040 I know who you are, Mick, obviously. 297 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,920 The main thing is he knows who we are. 298 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,800 Albert, is it just the killing what's upset you, 299 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,440 or is there something else on your mind? Course, it's just the killing! 300 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,800 Well, he's pissed himself, he's screaming, weeping... 301 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,400 CAR TYRES CRUNCHING There's a car. 302 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,480 Oh, God! Is it Tash? 303 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,080 I'll throw Albert on my shoulders, I can run five miles with the man. 304 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,360 I would not touch him. 305 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,240 Oh, my God, Albie! Are you all right? 306 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,560 ALBERT WEEPS Thank God! 307 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,200 Fucking hell! 308 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,640 Did you do that? Yeah, yeah, I didn't mean to do it. 309 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,720 He was trying to kill Phil so I had to save him. 310 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,200 To be fair, I was beasting him. 311 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,960 Sidney, what are you doing here? Why am I the centre of attention? 312 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,720 There's a dead man on the floor. We do not know he is dead, Tash, that's the thing. 313 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,560 We've not done all the tests. He's got a shovel in his head, Mick, 314 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,120 he's probably dead. He's dead, yeah. 315 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,040 He is dead, yeah, I've kicked him three times. 316 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,120 At least, brain dead. Do we know who he is? 317 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,080 My hope in this scenario would be this. He's a Joe Nobody. 318 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,400 A travelling salesman, that's popped in here to keep out of wind and rain 319 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,720 and Albert's caved his head in with a shovel. 320 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,360 SOBBING: Oh, great, so I've killed an innocent man. 321 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,880 OK, OK. OK, all right. 322 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,040 Er, we need to get rid of this body before Billy gets here. 323 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,640 Right, we need to get rid of this body before Billy gets here. 324 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:16,080 Sidney, you take the shovel out of his bonce. Why've I got to do it? I've got weak wrists. 325 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,240 You wanted to get involved, so get fucking involved. 326 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,720 Exactly. You grass. 327 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,720 Quick as you can, mate. 328 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,560 ALBERT: Careful with his head, please, please. 329 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,160 Bit late for that, Albert, mate. 330 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,840 You know the reason a body puts on more weight, right, when it's dead? 331 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,600 That's why they call it a dead weight. 332 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,560 That's where that phrase comes from, Tash, mate. 333 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,360 Yeah. It would have been easier if he was naked. 334 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,360 It would be more slippery. 335 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,520 Someone you know? What? 336 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,520 Oh! Who's this somebody? Who's that? 337 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,720 The man who's going to sort out this little mess you've got yourselves into. 338 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,960 The mess you got us into. You told us to come here. 339 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,640 Oh, my God! 340 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,200 Mr English. 341 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,240 Oh, Billy English. Phil Pocket, the, er, The Captain. 342 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,960 I am in charge of this firm here, 343 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,240 Clive Cornell, second-in-command. 344 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,760 Oh, right, I was gonna go for the mafia-style double kiss, 345 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,720 but I'm happy with a handshake if you are. 346 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,960 ALBERT SOBBING 347 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,800 Albert? 348 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,440 Albert. Come on. I'm going to need you to calm down. OK. 349 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,800 Now, Natasha, take him home, get him cleaned up, burn his clothes, then, 350 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,520 go to the children's birthday party. 351 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,280 Mick and Phil, you will need to dispose of the body. I would suggest the woods. 352 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,440 I will arrange for someone to collect his vehicle. 353 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,440 Took the words right out of my mouth, er, we was about to go and do that ourselves, actually. 354 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,200 Er, we are experienced in disposing of cars, vehicles, bodies or whatever. 355 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,320 Blew the shit out of a van, Bill, mate. 356 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,640 But we'll dispose of the body, you use your people for the vehicle, no problem. 357 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,080 We will take care of everything. 358 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,720 Just, just breathe, Albert. 359 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720 How are you so calm about all of this? 360 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,800 You've stolen 30 million pounds' worth of gold bullion. Yeah. 361 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 These sort of hiccups, are to be expected. 362 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,960 Where is your gold, at the moment? Shut up, Sid. 363 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,000 Well, I'm just saying I could help, if you needed me to... You? 364 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,920 Stay here. Stay here in the barn. 365 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:16,640 MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division 366 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,120 FEMALE VOICE OVER: We were past the point of no return. 367 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,200 Our secret lives invading our normal ones. 368 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,840 Thinking about it, our lives never really went back to normal after that day. 369 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,960 They couldn't really. 370 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,120 MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division 371 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:38,480 ♪ Walk in silence 372 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,680 ♪ Don't walk away 373 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,720 ♪ In silence 374 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,200 ♪ See the danger... ♪ 375 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,880 What was the surprise? Oh, er, it didn't happen in the end, babe. 376 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,880 ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪ 377 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,720 ♪ ..Endless talking... ♪ 378 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,680 ♪ ..Happy birthday to you... ♪ 379 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,000 ♪ ..Life rebuilding...♪ 380 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,400 ♪ ..Happy birthday to Adriana and Antonia... ♪ 381 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,760 ♪ ..Don't walk away... ♪ 382 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,160 ♪ ..Happy birthday to you. ♪ 383 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:13,280 MUSIC: Atmosphere by Joy Division 384 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:20,680 MUSIC CONTINUES 385 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,520 PHONE RINGS 386 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,880 Hello! Who is it? Shh, shh! 387 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,800 Hello? Pocket, I've been calling you all day. 388 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,160 Has my cousin Lance paid you a visit, yet? 389 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160 Lance? Yes, Lance. 390 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,560 Give him my gold. OK. 391 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:56,440 Erm, out of curiosity, what does Lance look like? 392 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,200 Just for when I see him. 393 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,640 Bald. Six foot. Scar under his left eye. 394 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,480 OK, yeah, I'll let you know when he pops by. 395 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,680 SIGHS 396 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,760 All right? 397 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,360 Clive didn't send Billy. 398 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,600 Clive sent Lance. 399 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,720 No, no, no, Ma McTavish sent Billy. 400 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,120 Who's Ma McTavish? Who's Lance? 401 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,240 That's Lance. 402 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,240 What I'm learning, Phil mate, is that there's a lot of names in organised crime, 403 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,040 it's hard to keep track of them. 404 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,600 I suppose every cloud...? 405 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,880 What? What's the silver lining in this situation? 406 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,480 Well, it's nice to put a name to a face. 407 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,200 Lance. 408 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,080 DOUBLE BASS 409 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,840 MUSIC: Save Me by Nina Simone 410 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,360 ♪ Save me 411 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,920 ♪ Somebody save me. ♪ 412 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,720 INSTRUMENTAL CONTINUES 413 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,440 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 414 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,320 ♪ Save me 415 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,520 ♪ Save, save, save, save 416 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,920 ♪ Save me 417 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,440 ♪ Save, save, save, save 418 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,160 ♪ Save, save me. ♪ 419 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:28,720 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 36049

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