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[THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY'S
"COME ON GET HAPPY" PLAYING]
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? Hello, world, hear the song
That we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We had a dream
We'd go traveling together ?
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? We'd spread a little love ?
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? And then we'll keep
Movin' on ?
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? Something always happens
Whenever we're together ?
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? We get a happy feeling
When we're singing a song ?
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? Traveling along there's
A song that we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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[PLAYING "RAINMAKER"]
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? She came with the rain ?
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? Scarlet ribbon in her hair ?
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? I never even knew her name ?
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? She just slipped away from me
To who knows where ?
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? And if it weren't for
The rain ?
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? She might still be there ?
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? Rainmaker, does she
Have to be free? ?
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? I guess you know she took
The best part of me ?
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? Rainmaker
I'll wait endlessly ?
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? If there's a way to make her
Come back to me ?
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? Doo, Doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? Doo, Doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? Love was only yesterday ?
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? And now tomorrow
Waits in vain ?
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? She never promised me
She'd stay ?
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? So a stranger to my love
She will remain ?
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? And I know more than me
She loved the rain ?
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? Rainmaker, does she
Have to be free? ?
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? I guess you know she took
The best part of me ?
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? Rainmaker
I'll wait endlessly ?
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? If there's a way to make her
Come back to me ?
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? Doo, Doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? Doo, Doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? Yes, I know now more than me
She loved the rain ?
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? She loved the rain ?
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? Rainmaker, does she
Have to be free? ?
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? I guess you know she took
The best part of me ?
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[APPLAUSE]
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[???]
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All right, kids, that's it.
We're on our way.
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Goodbye, Las Vegas.
Hello, vacation.
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I thought it would
never get here.
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Neither did I.
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Two weeks of sailing in the
daytime, hayrides at night.
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You better get a learner's
permit for sailing.
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You better get a learner's
permit for hayrides.
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Hey, Mr. Kincaid,
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did you decide to go on
the vacation with us?
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No, Danny.
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Shirley, I got great news.
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How would you like to spend
your two-week vacation
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right here in
beautiful Las Vegas?
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Reuben, we already
have reservations
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at the resort in Arizona.
I know that.
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But if you decide to stay,
all your expenses will be paid.
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It's a free vacation.
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And just what do we have to do
for this free vacation?
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Oh, nothing.
Just work.
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But you can enjoy
this glorious sunshine and--
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Work?
Work?
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Oh, well--
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Reuben,
this is our last chance
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for a vacation
before school starts
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and we need it.
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Bye, Reuben.
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Bye-bye.
See you, Reuben.
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Okay. But I think
you're making a big mistake.
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But have it your way.
Enjoy your vacation.
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We will. The Holiday
Mountain Resort
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has everything
we could ask for.
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Yeah, swimming, boating.
Camping, hiking.
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Horseback riding.
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Shuffleboard.
Ping pong.
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Water skiing.
Yeah, some vacation.
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Well, look at the bright side.
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We're getting
great gas mileage.
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[???]
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Oh, there's your problem. The
water hose split clean through.
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Ah. Well, at least
it's nothing serious.
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Yep.
Fix it up in a shake.
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Except I don't have
a water hose to fit this.
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I'll have to ride over
to the garage
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in Piedmont tomorrow
and pick one up.
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Couldn't you get one tonight?
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Piedmont's 40 miles.
Can't get there tonight.
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But we have reservations
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at the Mount Holiday Resort
for tonight.
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Can't do nothing till morning.
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Might as well go in,
make yourself comfortable.
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You sure we won't be
inconveniencing you?
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No, not at all.
Thank you.
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Come on, kids.
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[???]
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All the handbills for
the fair are printed out.
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You know, Cal,
we gotta do something
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about our printing press.
It's getting old.
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Amanda, you'll never guess
who's staying with us tonight.
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If Bud Mills is drunk again--
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It ain't Bud.
It's the Partridge Family.
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Cal, have you
and Bud been--
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No, no I ain't even
seen Bud today, woman.
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Look at that.
They're here, I tell you.
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Really? You mean here?
That's what I said.
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You better go and make up their
beds. We got a whole house-load.
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Cal, the Partridge Family.
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Why, this could be that miracle
we were hoping for.
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[???]
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[???]
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[???]
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Would you like some
coffee, Mrs. Partridge?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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Good. I'll brew up
a fresh pot.
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Another fine kettle of fish
you've gotten us into.
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Who, me? What did I do?
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You sure picked an exciting
place for us to break down.
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For thrills, we can go outside
and watch the ground crack.
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All right, that's enough.
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These people have been
very nice to us
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and I don't want their
feelings hurt
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hearing this kind of talk.
Understood?
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[???]
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Did you ask them?
Of course I didn't ask them.
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They wouldn't care
about a little fair.
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But if we explained
to them
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the Indians are
trying to raise money.
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Oh, if they just appeared
the first day,
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I bet they'd
raise enough money
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to finish building
the school.
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Amanda, those people
are big stars.
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But they're on vacation.
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And the fair's
just three days off.
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Oh, Cal, it's for
a good cause.
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I'll run off some
new handbills tomorrow.
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We can't hold them hostages.
Of course not.
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But they can't blame us
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if they happen to have
a streak of bad luck.
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You folks sure are having
a streak of bad luck.
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What's wrong?
Couldn't get the water hose?
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Drove to Piedmont
and got it this morning.
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Works fine.
Then what's the problem?
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Well, it looks like when
your engine heated up,
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it blew some hose
in your radiator.
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Oh, no. If it took us a day
to get a new water hose,
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it'll take us months
to get a new radiator.
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CAL:
a new radiator.
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A can of that stuff to
stop leaks will do fine.
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Great. No problem.
Well, there is.
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I don't have any of that stuff.
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What about the garage
in Piedmont?
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Already called him.
He's out.
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He's expecting a delivery
in a day or two.
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Well, what are we gonna do
for the next two days?
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Go outside
and watch the ground crack.
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Danny. You'll have to
excuse them, Mr. Courtney.
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They're just disappointed.
This is their vacation.
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I understand.
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Look, no reason you kids can't
go vacationing around here.
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How would you like to go
fishing?
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Fishing?
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Oh, I'd love to go fishing.
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Keith would love
to go fishing too.
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Wouldn't you, Keith?
Me? I've never--
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I'd love to.
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[???]
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How's that, Mrs. Courtney?
Why, that's fine.
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Where did you learn
to make bread?
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Mom taught me.
Really?
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I thought your maid
would do all those things.
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She does.
And you're looking at her.
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Hey, Mom, guess what.
We caught a whole mess of fish.
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Enough to feed us all
for dinner.
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Oh, that's great, boys.
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You ought to be right proud
of your boys, Mrs. Partridge.
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They're good providers.
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Where's Keith?
You may not believe this,
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but he's out in the garage
cleaning his fish.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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Oh, Mom, where's my camera?
I have to get a picture of this.
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It's on the table
in the living room.
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[???]
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Laurie...
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[WHISPERING]
Will you cut it out?
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Keith, I was the one
sneaking up on you.
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So how come you're
the one whispering?
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Shh! I've uncovered a plot.
A plot?
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Will you shh?
Let me tell you.
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Against you and me and the whole
family. They're out to get us.
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You know, there's one good thing
about being paranoid.
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You always feel like
you're the center of attention.
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I found this box.
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It's filled with that stuff
to stop radiator leaks.
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But Cal said he didn't have any.
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Right. He lied to us.
I smell something awfully fishy.
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There's something going on
around here.
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I wanna know the truth.
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If we're being held here
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against our will,
I wanna know it.
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[???]
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Hey, Mom,
could we talk to you?
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Laurie,
better let me handle this.
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Surprise is our only weapon.
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Uh, Mr. Courtney, could
I have a few words with you?
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Why, sure.
Uh, fine.
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Would you mind telling me,
uh,
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where you were on the
afternoon of the 14th?
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Fourteenth of what?
Yesterday.
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Oh, I was right here with you.
KEITH: Exactly.
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I was, uh...
I was just wondering why
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you didn't drive over
to Pierpont--
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Piedmont.
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Piedmont and pick up
our water hose then
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instead of waiting until today.
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He would have been closed
by the time I got there.
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Oh.
Keith, what's this all about?
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I'm leading up to that.
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You've led up to it.
Okay.
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He said we couldn't leave
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because we needed that
stuff to fix the radiator.
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Well, I just found a whole
case of it in his garage.
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Maybe Cal forgot it was there.
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Yeah, maybe I forgot
it was there.
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Now we can go.
Oh, no.
230
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Oh, that radiator stuff wouldn't
do you much good anyway.
231
00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:31,000
I... I guess you didn't hear
the bulletin on the radio.
232
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,030
Bulletin?
Yes.
233
00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,220
The road's been washed out.
234
00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,880
[???]
235
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,920
But there isn't
a cloud in the sky.
236
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,140
Flash flood.
It doesn't have to rain here.
237
00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,160
It rains up in the mountains,
and whoosh.
238
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,860
Never camp
in a dry creek bed.
239
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:46,130
Those flash floods will
get you every time.
240
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,980
AMANDA:
in a day or two.
241
00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,070
Amanda,
where's our manners?
242
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,190
We ought to get these
folks some lemonade.
243
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:55,130
[???]
244
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,830
I think they're
getting suspicious.
245
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,200
They would have been
more than suspicious
246
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,070
if they'd have read this:
247
00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:04,020
[???]
248
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:08,990
[???]
249
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:13,000
Uh-huh. Well--
Oh, it seems--
250
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:18,040
Yeah, yes, Mr. Manugen, I got
the handbill you sent over.
251
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,100
I know they turned you down,
but--
252
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,870
Well, how is that
a breach of contract?
253
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,950
If they turn you down,
254
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:31,860
they can't appear anywhere else
during that two-week period.
255
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:35,140
Well, I... I see you have
been reading the fine print.
256
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,810
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,850
You're suing for how much?
258
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,200
Mr. Manugen,
this is all a mistake.
259
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,910
I guarantee you,
260
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,000
the Partridge Family will not
appear at that fair.
261
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,070
[HORN HONKS]
262
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:48,220
[???]
263
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,910
Hi.
Hi.
264
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,820
Uh, how do I get to
the Papago fairgrounds?
265
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,890
Oh, that's on the reservation.
Coming to the fair tomorrow, eh?
266
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,060
Partridge Family's
gonna be there, you know.
267
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,810
Oh, no, they're not.
268
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,150
Uh, do you know where
the Partridge Family's staying?
269
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,010
I'm their manager.
270
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:11,140
Their manager. You're gonna stop
them from appearing at the fair?
271
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,170
That's right.
Well, they're...
272
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,830
There's a good chance
273
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,220
that they're staying
at the reservation.
274
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,900
Fine. How do I get there?
275
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,170
Well, you follow this road
for about a mile.
276
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:23,800
Then you turn left
on the first dirt road
277
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,200
until you cross
the dry wash.
278
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,850
Dirt road, dry wash.
279
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,090
Now the road gets pretty bad
for a spell,
280
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,170
but keep going,
because it gets better.
281
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,170
Before you know it,
you'll be there.
282
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:37,050
Okay. Thanks a lot.
[ENGINE STARTS]
283
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,170
We'll send someone
to find him in time.
284
00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,850
Oh, Cal, you're
so good to me.
285
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,230
SHIRLEY:
Good morning.
286
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,910
CAL:
doing up so early?
287
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:52,080
Well, we've been
listening to the radio.
288
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,870
We didn't hear reports
about the road.
289
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,200
So we decided we'd drive out
and see if we can get through.
290
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,030
Oh, no need. If the road was
open, we'd have heard something.
291
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,160
Well, it can't hurt
to take a look.
292
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,940
Besides,
it'll be a nice drive.
293
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:06,000
Mrs. Partridge, well,
since you're going that way,
294
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,140
would you mind if Cal and I
ride along with you?
295
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,930
See, I've got
an errand to run.
296
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:13,000
I, uh... I do a little work
for the Indian reservation.
297
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,130
And I've got some clothes
and things I wanna drop off.
298
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:19,190
It's right on the way.
Be happy to. Come on along.
299
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,950
[???]
300
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,130
Amanda May, how are
we gonna get out of this one?
301
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:28,180
I still got one trick
left up my sleeve:
302
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,200
Tell them the truth.
303
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,080
[???]
304
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,000
Well, here we are.
305
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,890
[???]
306
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,200
[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
307
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,820
CAL: Hi, Paul, Ruthie.
Hello, Cal, Amanda.
308
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,160
I want you to meet
some friends of ours...
309
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,900
and some fans of yours,
Ruth and Paul Wynamo.
310
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,120
Shirley Partridge...
How do you do?
311
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,230
Hello, Shirley.
Laurie, Keith...
312
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:19,950
Hi.
Tracy, Chris, Danny.
313
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,150
Wow, are you
the Partridge Family?
314
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,210
Yeah. Are you
real Indians?
315
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,220
Mm-hmm. Come on.
316
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,920
CAL:
a talk with Paul.
317
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,030
Make yourselves
at home, please.
318
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,810
Thank you.
Okay.
319
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,160
CHRIS:
bow and arrow?
320
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,840
No.
321
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,090
I thought all Indians
had bows and arrows.
322
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,120
We can't afford them.
323
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,990
[???]
324
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:45,150
Anyway, they might
appear at the fair.
325
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,840
Cal, you're kidding.
326
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,820
The Partridge Family
gonna appear at the fair?
327
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,170
Hey, they could
bring in enough people,
328
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,120
we might be able to finish
the school, Cal.
329
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,800
I know. There's
only one problem.
330
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,020
There's this slicker
who's trying to stop them.
331
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,860
Oh?
I took care of him temporarily.
332
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,030
I figure if he
followed my directions,
333
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,120
he's stuck now out near
Wall Face Wash.
334
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,890
However,
since the fair's tomorrow,
335
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,110
I'd like to make sure
he doesn't show up
336
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:10,040
until it's too late.
Okay.
337
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,970
[???]
338
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,910
Wasn't dry wash.
339
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,020
Need a wet wash.
I wish.
340
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,160
[INDIANS WHOOPING
IN DISTANCE]
341
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,160
This is a noisy country.
342
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,040
[WHOOPING CONTINUES]
343
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,210
[???]
344
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:50,040
I, uh... I don't suppose you
guys are from the auto club?
345
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,950
No, I-- I didn't think so.
346
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,830
What you do here, Pinch Face?
347
00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:05,150
Oh, now, just a minute. I...
348
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:08,140
I am a citizen
of these United States.
349
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:12,010
My descendants came over here
on the Mayflower.
350
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,060
My descendants met them.
351
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,920
Oh.
352
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,960
Uh...
353
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:23,040
Me come in peace.
Peace. You savvy?
354
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,940
Savvy. Uh...
355
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:33,170
Have, uh...
Have heap wampum. You take.
356
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:38,170
Me go like wind on prairie.
Good?
357
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,980
No-- No good. Uh...
358
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:47,000
Well, what are you gonna--?
What are you gonna do with me?
359
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,170
Same thing wide eyes
have always done to Indians.
360
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,180
That's cruel and unusual
punishment.
361
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,080
[???]
362
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:03,090
Sure is a neat goat, isn't he?
Yeah, sure is.
363
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,990
AMANDA:
ghetto you've ever seen.
364
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:11,150
That's because most ghettos
are overpopulated.
365
00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,890
Indian ghettos aren't.
366
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,040
They're walled off from
the rest of the world,
367
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,190
and the population
inside is dying.
368
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,880
Mrs. Courtney,
369
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,160
I don't know what to say
to a statement like that.
370
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,820
One minute, we're talking about
371
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,220
the children playing.
And the next--
372
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:29,800
You're right. I suppose
I was using shock value.
373
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,220
But there's a lot of things
374
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,150
most people don't know
about Indians.
375
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,860
Well, for example,
376
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,930
the average life expectancy
is about 40 years.
377
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,030
If you were an Indian, Laurie,
378
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:41,230
your life would
be nearly half over.
379
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,030
One out of every four children
380
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,950
dies before it's a year old,
from malnutrition.
381
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,210
Mrs. Partridge,
you have five children.
382
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:52,020
Now, if you were an Indian,
one of them might not be here.
383
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,930
Mrs. Courtney, I...
I can't believe this.
384
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,170
How could we let this happen?
I don't know, Laurie.
385
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,030
For some reason, we won't let
the Indians help themselves.
386
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:06,210
Indian unemployment averages
40 to 60 percent.
387
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:11,080
A Papago's annual income
is about $750.
388
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,030
Oh, I just never realized.
389
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,020
Somebody ought to do something.
390
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:19,920
Oh, no offense, Mrs. Partridge,
but that's what most people say:
391
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,890
"Somebody ought to do
something."
392
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:25,190
Well, of course, most people
don't know about the problem.
393
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,880
The Papagos have a fair
394
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,080
every year to raise money
for their people.
395
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,200
They're trying to build
a real schoolhouse.
396
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:37,150
When is this fair?
Well, uh, tomorrow.
397
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,920
[???]
398
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,800
Mrs. Courtney,
if it would help at all,
399
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,070
we would like
to appear at the fair.
400
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,830
You would?
401
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,930
Just like that?
Just like that.
402
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,950
Hey, Mom, guess what.
403
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,010
We're gonna appear at
a fair tomorrow.
404
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,820
Word sure travels fast.
405
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,080
[LAUGHING]
406
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,230
[PLAYING AND SINGING
"COME ON LOVE"]
407
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,030
? Doo, doo
Doo-doo ?
408
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,200
? Doo, doo
Doo-doo ?
409
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,850
? Sitting here all alone ?
410
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:19,160
? You know
It's just not right ?
411
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,210
? Lately it seems to happen ?
412
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:25,020
? Every night ?
413
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,200
? Doo, doo
Doo-doo ?
414
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,870
? Hiding away from love ?
415
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:34,220
? How could I be so sure? ?
416
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:39,160
? Lately I wonder about it
More and more ?
417
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:45,150
? So I that it's
Just about time ?
418
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,900
? That I opened up my eyes ?
419
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,820
? Then if I see love
Come my way ?
420
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:56,000
? I won't let it pass me by ?
421
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,010
? Whoo ?
? Come on, love ?
422
00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,000
? Come on in ?
423
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,840
? Come on
Let my life begin ?
424
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,210
? I've waited much too long
To see your face ?
425
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:14,060
? Come on, love
Now is the time ?
426
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:18,040
? To show that
You're a friend of mine ?
427
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,230
? As sure as
There's a sky above ?
428
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:24,840
? Come on, love
Come on, now ?
429
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,210
? Come on
Pull me through somehow ?
430
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:33,010
? You've been a stranger
Much too long ?
431
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,840
? In my life ?
432
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,130
? Whoo ?
? Come on, love ?
433
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,830
? Come on in ?
434
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:44,800
? Come on
Let my life begin ?
435
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,220
? I've waited much too long
To see your face ?
436
00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:54,090
? Come on, love
Now is the time ?
437
00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:58,110
? To show that
You're a friend of mine ?
438
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:01,210
? Sure as there's a sky above ?
439
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:04,920
? Come on, love
Come on, now ?
440
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,840
? Come on, pull me through
Somehow ?
441
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,090
? You've been a stranger
Much too long ?
442
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,130
? In my life ?
443
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:20,880
? Come on, love ?
444
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,060
[APPLAUSE]
445
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:29,030
[???]
446
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,160
This is the occasion
I've been waiting for
447
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,140
to break open this jug of cider.
It's a real good year.
448
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,020
What year is it?
1972.
449
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,850
Best darn year
we ever had around here,
450
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,140
thanks to you folks.
You doing the fair,
451
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:53,190
even after all the terrible
tricks we played on you.
452
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:56,040
Why didn't you just
ask us in the first place?
453
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,000
Well, we see your name
in the paper all the time.
454
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,110
We hear your records.
455
00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,060
And I guess it just took
us a little while
456
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:05,210
to realize that big stars
are just people like us.
457
00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:07,980
[???]
458
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,030
Pinch Face is here.
459
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:12,170
Reuben!
460
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:13,880
[SIGHS]
461
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,060
I knew I forgot something.
462
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:19,200
[LAUGHING]
463
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,860
Laugh if you want.
464
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:27,030
It was good enough to get me
past those savages in the dark.
465
00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:29,840
Reuben, what are you
doing here like that?
466
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,900
Shirley, I just had
to belly through
467
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,040
nine miles of
hostile Indian territory.
468
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,210
And do you know why?
469
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:38,210
To keep this rumrunner
from working you into a lawsuit.
470
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:39,890
Calm down, Reuben.
471
00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,210
I called Mr. Manugen
and explained everything.
472
00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:43,880
He's waived his commitment.
473
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,910
Everything's all
worked out, Reuben.
474
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,180
Oh, you may think so.
But what you don't know
475
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,160
is there is a band
of renegade Indians
476
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,100
ready to wipe out all
the settlers in the area.
477
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,140
Hey, Cal, that guy got away.
We were...
478
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,110
Hey, Pinch Face, qué pasa?
479
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:02,010
[???]
480
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,020
[LAUGHING]
481
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,050
Well, I'm confused.
482
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,180
[???]
483
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,220
[???]
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