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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,640 [男声]走开… 2 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,840 [男声]让开 3 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,200 [男声]让开 [狗的呜呜声] 4 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,960 [男声]让开 5 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,360 -宾少爷 -宾少爷 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,840 牵阿才出来多么威风呀! 7 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,480 当然啦!从花旗国带回来的 8 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,200 [轻快的音乐持续] 9 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,840 [男声]让开… 10 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 [狗发出的呜呜声] 11 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,280 哇! 12 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,240 [狗威胁别人发出的呜呜声] 13 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,960 [得意的笑] 14 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,760 [小贩][痛叫声] 15 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,920 [围观者不满的议论声] 16 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,160 [狗痛苦的吠叫声] 17 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,640 [众人][惊叫] 18 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,600 阿才… 19 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,680 怎么办宾少爷? 20 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,200 -还不给我去追 -是… 21 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,640 [宝少爷]怎么样? 22 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,080 [宝少爷]没事吧! 23 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,120 我没事 24 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,920 我可有事 [奸笑] 25 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,960 什么事?宾少爷 26 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,560 你打跑了我的狗 27 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,000 -大不了我赔你就是 -赔? 28 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,000 宾少爷 狗跑了 29 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,360 是呀 跑了 30 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,720 [男声]让开… 31 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,880 别说我水师提督的儿子欺负你 32 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,280 胡知县 请你过来一下 33 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,320 什么事?宾少爷 34 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,960 那 我请胡知县主持公道 35 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,040 叫你赔得心服口服 36 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,320 我服了 这样吧!你跟我回家 37 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,800 我们家有十多只狗 38 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,600 -你挑一只你喜欢的好了 -什么? 39 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,240 阿才是我爹从花旗国 花了一百两银子买回来的 40 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,240 全省城就只有一只 我养了两年了 41 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,320 身价一百两 养了两年 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,360 二百两 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,480 -[胡知县]这样最少要赔…二百两 -[众人][哗然] 44 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,360 二百两?就算我一家人 45 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,240 花十年都花不完 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,640 胡知县 阿才每顿都是吃牛肉的 47 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,480 -这样最少要赔三百两 -啊? 48 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 -[胡知县]三百两… -[宋世杰]不行 49 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,240 [活泼的音乐] 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,480 [宋世杰]太少了…请大家想一想 51 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,800 从花旗国拉那么一大条狗回来 52 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,680 并不是那么简单的 53 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,320 这笔帐算起来可就大了 54 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,840 起码要赔五百两 55 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,520 宋状师高见 五百两 56 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,920 阿福 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,280 [宝少爷][尖叫] 58 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,800 [宝少爷]松口 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,400 [阿福]哎呦哎呦 60 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,280 阿福… 61 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,480 [宋世杰]你的屁股状况怎么样? 62 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,480 又痛又流血有牙印 63 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,520 -你打跑我的阿福 -他咬我屁股 64 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,840 你的阿才咬人就要别人赔你五百两 65 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,120 现在我阿福咬你屁股… 66 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,360 阿才是条狗 67 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,680 打跑一条狗要赔五百两 68 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,960 打跑一个人起码要赔一千两 69 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,320 阿才是从花旗国买回来的狗王 70 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,400 我阿福是从法国买回来杂碎王 71 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,640 全省城也只有一只 72 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,640 我养了他二十年 73 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,280 要你赔一千两是非常公道的 74 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,480 大人 你意下如何? 75 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,840 照你这么说 你对 76 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 你… 77 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960 大人英明 78 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,200 [众人][惊叫] 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,880 [宝少爷]哦哈哈 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,240 法国的杂碎王 81 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,600 你阿福回来了你怎么说? 82 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 意料中事 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,120 不然怎么要你赔一千两 84 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,040 如果他以后都不回来 你赔一万两怕都不够 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,200 [宋世杰]他真笨 86 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,440 你行 87 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,480 你诬赖我 88 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,120 [众人][哄笑] 89 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,080 [气氛不安的音乐] 90 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,760 [妇人][惊叫] 91 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,360 [重击声] 92 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,800 [节奏感的欢快的音乐] 93 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,960 [众人]哗… 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,120 哗个屁呀! 95 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,840 [重击声] 96 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,920 [宝少爷][惊恐的哭喊] 97 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,600 [花盆打碎声] 98 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,240 你想杀人呀!太离谱了 99 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,280 有好戏看了 100 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,520 我来给你介绍 这位是宾少爷 101 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,120 -宾少爷 有礼了 -我内人 102 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,560 嫂子 103 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,840 宾少爷真有礼貌 104 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,640 是呀 我内人虽然救你一命 105 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,800 但是你毋须言谢了 106 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,040 不用客气了 107 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,400 我们要去扫墓了 108 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,800 好…大人 知道该怎么办了吧? 109 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,000 -[胡知县]知道 -[宋世杰]请… 110 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,560 罚你赔他一千两 111 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,000 [宋世杰]对了 宾少爷 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,040 假如你家的阿才像我家阿福一样 113 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,480 自己跑回来 114 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,400 你记得还给他一些 115 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,000 [小贩]好… 116 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,600 [活泼欢快的音乐] 117 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,640 [宋夫人]小杰乖 给哥哥叩头 [静谧安适的音乐] 118 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,200 [宋世杰]唉!算起来 119 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,360 [宋世杰] 我们都已经死了十二个孩子 120 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,880 [宋夫人]请你不要再说了 121 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,480 你提起来我就忍不住了 122 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,160 这全都得怪你 什么事情不好做 123 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,560 偏偏要做什么状棍 124 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,240 为了钱就帮人家告状 125 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,720 你这太损阴德了 126 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,520 你以为你自己不知道 127 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,800 每次告完状回来 128 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,280 自己就哭得死去活来 129 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,240 受人钱财 替人消灾 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,440 天公地道 我什么时候哭过 131 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,800 -你没有 -没有 132 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,480 封笔啦!老公 133 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,920 封了笔 哪来这么多金镯子 134 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,440 金链子、玉戒指、宝石、耳环 135 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,720 你看看 重得连手都提不起来 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,640 真是 137 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,440 这有什么稀奇的 大不了 我就…不要… 138 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,520 我不要…一个 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,280 我只要我的儿子平平安安的 140 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,920 [男婴][笑声] 141 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,880 [悠扬的音乐] 142 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,040 -[宋世杰]人在江湖 身不由己 -[奶妈、阿福][絮絮叨叨拌嘴] 143 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,880 [宋世杰]封笔谈何容易 144 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,040 [宋夫人]学做生意吧!老公 145 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,080 街头的张三 去年年尾发财 146 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,200 [宋世杰]但是街尾的李四 今年年头上吊死了 147 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,720 [宋世杰]你们两个吵什么? 148 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,880 [阿福]小心我揍你呀! 149 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,320 [奶妈][笑声] 150 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,800 [奶妈]睡觉觉了… 151 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,760 大少爷 里面有位老爷 等你好久了 152 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,480 -[宋世杰]请问你是… -我是大泡和 153 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,440 哦 对 154 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,720 瞧你的记性 155 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,000 [宋世杰]废话 这么多佣人 我哪记得这么多名字 156 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,360 [宋夫人][尖叫] [令人警惕的音效] 157 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,240 好粗的一条 158 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,720 [男声]我家的老爷就是陈祥富 159 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,880 全省城最大的祥富银号就是他的 160 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,960 他现在来是想请你写一张状纸 161 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,600 这是订金 162 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,720 如果你搞得妥妥当当 163 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,320 让我老爷高兴的话 164 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,560 就算拿根棍子打断自己的腿 都不愁吃的 165 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,960 -[宋世杰]阿福 -[阿福]是 166 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,880 [宋世杰][无声的吩咐] 167 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,080 嗯 168 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,320 喂 你到底答不答应? 169 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,840 你拿棍指着我干什么? 170 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 蛮好的 木头对木头 171 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,080 没人敢对我这么说话的 172 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 当然啦! 173 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,840 怎么会有人对根木头讲话 174 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,760 你… 175 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,720 来 176 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,640 宋先生 果然与众不同 177 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,680 不愧是全省城第一状师 178 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,520 -有病吗? -我没病 179 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,760 阁下找我宋某人有何指教? 180 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 是这样的 181 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,880 我儿子从小习武功夫一流 182 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,560 他昨天跟人家打架 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,320 对方是开烟馆张彪的儿子 184 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,280 他孱弱不堪 随便揍他两下子 185 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,480 他就倒在地上 186 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,960 熬到今天早上 他就死了 187 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,960 我知道张彪一定会去报官的 188 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,680 所以想请宋先生 动动脑筋摆平他 189 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,000 哼 我老公打算封笔了 190 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,160 -[宋夫人][撒娇] -[宋世杰]嗯 191 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,600 -[陈祥富]这里是… -不用说了 192 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,559 没什么 看一看 193 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,000 封…笔…的事 194 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,159 -我想可以再考虑一下 -老公 送客 195 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,760 [宋世杰]区区的一箱黄金 这… 196 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,200 不好意思 请… 197 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,400 -[奶妈]哇! -打赢了就全都是你的 198 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,440 不行 199 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,760 [松口气] 200 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,440 -输了我也要一半 -[宋夫人]啊? 201 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,920 [胡知县]到底是谁家的儿子 202 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,800 被谁家的儿子给打死了? 203 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,040 [张彪]是我家的儿子 被他家的儿子打死了 204 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,120 [陈氏父子]靠 205 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,240 你就是原告 206 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,560 大人 其实我们才是原告 207 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,800 我们的状纸在天还没亮 就已经送来了 208 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,760 在那个时候他的儿子还没断气 209 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,920 那你们想告他什么? 210 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,280 告这位张彪的儿子张小四 211 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,880 把陈祥富的儿子陈大文 212 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,000 左手小指的指甲打断 213 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,520 哇 伤得很重呀! 214 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,600 可是我儿子死了 215 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,080 对呀!他儿子死了 216 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,280 大人 217 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,880 -人都会死的 -说的也是呀! 218 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,080 我的儿子真的是被他 打成重伤而死的 219 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,600 你怎么不说你儿子没用呢? 220 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,480 我随便飞身过去打他两拳 221 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,120 随便飞身过去打了他几拳? 222 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 打了两拳 223 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120 我随便就飞身过去打… 224 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,520 有没有这么用力? 225 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,200 有… 226 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,240 [宋世杰][发力的呼喝声] 227 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,440 [陈大文]哎呦哎呦 228 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,240 喂 你 229 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,840 应该是这种劲道了 230 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,840 -喂…宋状师… -不要问 你还理解不了 231 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,800 请问一下 232 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,240 -你儿子何时被揍的? -昨天下午 233 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,000 -何时断气? -今天下午 234 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,440 关他屁事 235 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,520 ]刚刚我何止揍他两拳 236 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000 如果他在十年八年之后 他死了 237 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,720 请问大人你可不可以告我谋杀? 238 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,200 不行 这可不行呀! 239 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,600 大人英明 万岁万万岁 240 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,920 [笑声] 241 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,480 我儿子本来好好的 242 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,280 如果不是他 我儿子不会死 243 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,280 宋状师 我求求你帮帮忙 244 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,800 你儿子死 是因为他短命 245 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,680 我儿子他不像短命的 246 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,240 他不像短命的 247 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,720 那么请问一下我命有多长呢? 248 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 我…我不会看 249 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,400 既然你不会看 250 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,320 你凭什么说你儿子不是个短命相 251 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,360 [张彪][痛哭] 252 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,000 大人 闲话少说 有结果了吗? 253 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 有 254 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,760 能不能给本官一点小小的提示? 255 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,080 没问题 256 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,520 原告陈大文被人打伤 257 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,920 但是被告突然归西 死因不明 258 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,600 原本应该赔偿五十两医药费 259 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,160 我们不追究了 260 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,760 大方 261 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,320 大人 有结果了吧! 262 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,200 -有 -快点判吧! 263 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:35,280 [胡知县]好 张彪纵子张小四行凶 264 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,800 姑念初犯 不予追究 265 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,720 叫你的儿子以后就不要再犯了 266 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,360 这样对吗? 267 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,640 我想他儿子以后不会再犯了 268 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,440 [吸气] 269 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,960 [开心的哼戏] 270 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,640 小杰 老婆 271 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,480 [开心的哼戏] 272 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,680 老婆 快点带儿子出来玩木马 273 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,600 新买的 274 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,440 [二人][痛哭] 275 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,160 少爷骑车骑到井里去了 276 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,640 [宋夫人][抽泣] 277 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,000 这孩子就是过不了一岁 278 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,600 报应!真的是报应 279 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 [老师]封笔仪式开始 280 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,960 [围观者][议论纷纷] 281 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,080 老师 今天真的是好日子吗? 282 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 今年今日是最好的一天了 283 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,760 看看黄历 284 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,440 黄历说今天不宜吉事的 285 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,680 [宋夫人]除了未时 286 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,080 未时刚好正对你的八字 287 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,280 不能够再好了 288 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,640 凡事不能做得太绝 289 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,040 快点啦!时辰一过可就麻烦了 290 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,600 -[宋世杰]哎呀! -[老师]啊? 291 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,760 -[老师]你怎么啦… -[宋世杰]抽筋 快点送我回家 292 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,880 [老师]没事吧? 293 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,520 -[宋世杰]快点 -[宋夫人]哼 294 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,800 [宋世杰][痛叫声] 295 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,280 怎么样?老公 296 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,440 放… 297 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,120 -好一点没有? -好一点 298 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,360 -我看一看 -不要 299 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,680 真是奇迹 突然之间全好了 300 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,240 -好了 过去吧! -是的 好 301 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 -来 -来 302 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,000 -你先 -你先 303 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,480 你先起筷 304 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,040 好 起筷 我先起筷 305 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960 ]哼! 306 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,880 阿福 307 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,600 别误了时辰 快去 308 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,720 [阿福][刻意的嗯哼声] 309 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,720 -[宋世杰]嗯? -[阿福]嗯 310 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:05,960 上呀! 311 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,280 [宋世杰][干咳] 312 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,440 [宋世杰]嗯? 313 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,240 还没到 一直上 314 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,840 [冷笑] 315 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,720 我带了个小东西来帮你啦! 316 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,760 [令人紧张的音效] 317 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,680 [蛙鸣声] 318 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,680 [宋世杰][尖叫] 319 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,200 青蛙有什么好怕呢? 320 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,280 [宋世杰]嗯? 321 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,040 [宋世杰][惊叫] 322 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,520 [围观者][七嘴八舌的议论] 323 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,360 走开 让我来 324 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,880 -这样可以了吧! -你这个呆子 325 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,920 你怎么跟我锯最高那一节呢? 326 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,280 这样才逼真嘛! 327 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,280 哎呀!梯子断了 这该怎么办呢? 328 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160 -怎么办?再买一条新梯子 -再买一条? 329 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,960 什么?订造这么高的梯子 要九天才做得好 330 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,400 既然这样 我想过两天再说吧! 331 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,120 -是吧! -不然想怎么样? 332 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 走 回家买菜煮饭 333 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,680 哼 334 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,240 你是不是还想年头生儿子年尾死? 335 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,520 不是 我想迟一点再说嘛! 336 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,840 迟你娘的头 337 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,600 [活泼的节奏感音乐] 338 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,160 [宋夫人][发力声] 339 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,880 [众人][惊叹声] 340 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,560 [宋夫人]来 341 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,560 时间刚好 342 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,760 太好了 343 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,520 [众人][惊叹声] 344 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 走了 345 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,480 -唉 回来 -又有什么事? 346 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,400 别急 事情还没完了 为了证明你的意志坚定 347 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,560 我要你发个毒誓 348 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,280 他日若有违背 今日封笔之誓的话呢? 349 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,440 那我现在肚子里面的孩子 将来就没有小鸡鸡 350 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,920 你又有孩子 是真的假的 [众人][惊奇的议论] 351 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,840 你少碰我 快说 352 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,000 哪有做母亲的诅咒自己的儿子 没有小鸡鸡的 353 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,840 你们说说看 要不要发那么毒的誓? 354 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,000 -不需要 -要 当然要… 355 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,240 -嗯 -嗯 356 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,320 我怕你了 他日我要再执笔的话 357 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,800 就罚你没有小鸡鸡 358 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,800 是孩子 359 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,520 是孩子没有小鸡鸡 行吧! 360 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320 早说嘛! 361 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,120 怎么才碰你一下 就又有小宝宝 你还真有一套 362 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,600 [宋氏夫妇]谢谢… 363 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480 [宋世杰] 我要告这位张彪的儿子张小四 364 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,560 把陈祥富的儿子陈大文 365 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,920 左手小指的指甲打断 366 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360 是呀!伤得好厉害 [装作胡知县的口气] 367 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,640 大人 我的儿子死了 [装作张彪的口气] 368 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,680 他的儿子死了 [装作胡知县的口气] 369 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,359 喂 人都会死的 大人 370 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,040 [叹气] 371 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,680 还想着告官 死性不改 372 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,880 喂 373 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,839 我真搞不懂你们女人 374 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400 常在头上插着一条条的 什么意思? 375 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720 那是发髻 376 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,160 像两条海参 你说多肤浅 377 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,960 不知道多好看 378 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,320 不要嫌我噜唆 头上插了两根香肠 还说好看 379 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800 这样子好不好? 380 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,160 难看死了 381 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,160 说的也是 382 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,160 我看…不…如… 这样吧! 383 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,640 啊? 384 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600 这像什么? 385 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,560 不行吗?改… 386 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 别动啊 387 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,080 你在后面搞什么? 388 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,720 [宋世杰]这样子满不满意? 389 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,920 在哪里? 390 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,920 在这里 391 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,920 哇 392 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,560 你这个死人骨头 393 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,400 你再这么弄我还是比你高 394 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,840 喂 你念过书没有? 395 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240 -两天 -你会不会讲话婉转一点? 396 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,440 -那你失威了 -我…你 397 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000 大男人老爱管女人的事情 你闲着没事干呀! 398 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,880 [鸟鸣声] 399 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,880 你看我闲不闲? 400 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,280 是挺无聊的 401 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,720 就是嘛!我都几十岁的人了 整天无所事事 402 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840 让人看见会笑话的 403 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,680 就连笔也给封了 真是可怜了 404 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680 现在你已经是老板了 405 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,000 随便到处走走不就好了吗? 406 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,600 走了好一阵子了 407 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,840 -[宋夫人]那就站着 -站? 408 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,640 [水沸的咕嘟声] 409 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,720 别在那里晃来晃去假装忙碌 410 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,320 我知道你很无聊 411 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,760 帮我把文房四宝拿出来 412 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880 阿福 写字呀! 413 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,240 走开 414 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960 哗!这样子叫写字呀! 415 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,120 我写给你看 416 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,680 生儿子没有小鸡鸡 417 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,040 [阿福][怒喊] 418 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,440 阿水 419 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,760 [宋世杰]拖把借一下 420 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,200 [宋世杰]提桶水过来 421 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,880 放这儿 422 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,880 正在写字的那个就是宋世杰 423 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,400 你们三个人 每个人帮我打断他一条肋骨 424 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,640 你放心好了 425 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,480 看到没有? 426 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,960 好看有个屁用 又不能挂起来 427 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,400 我还不是要重写 428 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920 我是给你一个机会学习 429 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,480 我再示范一次给你看 430 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,760 你干嘛弄湿我的头 431 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,360 你干嘛弄破我的衣服 432 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,720 我什么时候弄破你的衣服? 433 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,040 睁着眼睛说瞎话 还说没有 一人一次算了 434 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,120 怎么办? 435 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,560 照打不误 436 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640 [布料撕破的声音] 437 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,000 [布料撕破的声音] 438 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,440 [宋世杰]喂… 439 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,040 看到我这么开心呀! 440 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,080 [宋世杰]哎呦! 441 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,240 [阿福][嚎哭] 442 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,240 阿福 怎么了? 443 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 大少爷被人打 444 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,000 救命呀! 445 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,240 [打斗声] 446 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,720 老公 没事吧! 447 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,160 放手…多难看呀! 448 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360 [笑声] 449 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,720 -[宋世杰]打死你… -靠 450 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,640 你能把我怎样 451 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800 还来啊 452 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,040 [宋世杰]哎呀! 453 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,200 [连续的重击声] 454 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,320 [痛呼声] 455 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,560 [宋世杰]啊!哎呀! 456 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,920 [重击声] 457 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,680 [痛呼声] 458 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,120 [宋世杰][尖叫] 459 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,000 [重击声] 460 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,960 [痛呼声] 461 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,800 [宋世杰][惊叫] 462 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,720 [宋世杰]救命啊 463 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,480 [宋世杰][惊叫] 464 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,600 [宋世杰][惊呼] 465 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,280 哎呀 被女人抱 真丢人 466 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,440 要不然肯定摔死了 467 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,920 小子 你姐姐真了不起 468 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080 -大少爷 先穿上衣服 -哦 469 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,400 幸好人不多 470 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,520 [哄笑声] 471 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,000 [宋夫人][无声的安慰] 472 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,520 [鞋店老板]宋老板 这块料子是又硬又通风 473 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,760 真的是很不错的 474 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600 相信我好了 475 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680 好… 476 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,360 那么照以前一样 多做一双啰 477 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480 非常好 478 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,640 唉…不过鞋底是硬了点 479 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,840 加一块垫子吧! 480 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960 [鞋店老板]多加块垫子? 481 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,440 你看看这块怎么样? 482 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,800 加上去也不错的 483 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,960 非常好… 484 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,400 -那么就照这样做啦! -好 485 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,120 唉…不过这种垫子走多了 恐怕会扁 486 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,360 用木头你看好不好? 487 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,160 用木头?那好硬 488 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,400 没关系 489 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,840 -好重啊 -放心 490 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920 可以在上面多加两块布垫子 491 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,280 木头上面多加两块布垫子 492 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,520 我想想看 行 有办法了 493 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,360 如果我们在鞋底多加两层厚皮 494 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,400 那就更耐用了 是吧! 495 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,960 这个吧! 496 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,920 穿上去 起码高五、六吋 497 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,480 对… 498 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,000 只是对 那倒不如这个吧! [笑声] 499 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,520 我…我喜欢 500 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320 我们大家开心是吧! 501 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,000 那就多加一块 是吧! 502 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,920 既然这样 那倒不如这样 503 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 请让让 504 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,040 哗!你搞什么鬼呀? 505 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,680 怕了吧! 506 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,440 你现在知道没别人高的痛苦了吧! 507 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,840 哦 508 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,120 老公 男人长得高有什么用? 509 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560 最要紧是志气要高嘛! 510 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,120 你知不知道呀? 511 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,520 你在我心目中是最高的 512 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,400 老婆 513 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,960 我… 514 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,680 你说呀! 515 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 你在我心目中…是最大的 516 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,640 [奶妈]对不起 请让让 517 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,800 来 两位请喝茶 518 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,160 谢谢 519 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,360 [奶妈]没错的 少奶奶 520 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360 阿福他经常对我毛手毛脚的 521 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,160 -我不会骗你的 -[宋夫人]你真是三八 522 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,200 是真的 523 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520 [杨铭]好舒服 524 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960 这个死家伙 拿我的茶来洗脚 525 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,080 不是呀!少奶奶 526 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,080 他还真聪明 茶可以去脚臭 527 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,240 住口 528 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,520 哼 529 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,480 [宋夫人画外音]这么漂亮的女人 530 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,960 怎么会跟上这种男人 531 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640 你老公死得不明不白 532 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,840 你这样逃出来 533 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480 我怕你大伯会拿这个当把柄 534 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,240 -谋杀亲夫 最毒妇人心 -嘘 535 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,040 但是我老公是被我大伯给毒死的 536 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,800 手足相残呀! 537 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040 你大伯母的哥哥是山西布政司 538 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,840 -是呀! -她会不会告你一状? 539 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,000 敢?她才不会呢 540 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,920 她自己作贼心虚 541 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,080 才不敢耍什么花样 542 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680 -是呀 -她说的还蛮有道理的 543 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,160 那 依我看来 你挺着个大肚子 置身在外 544 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,200 当心被人骗了 那才是真的 545 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,840 我的肚子不会再大啦! 546 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,040 我说你了吗? 547 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:37,960 [杨铭]我是她二哥 548 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,040 二哥 我给你做生意的钱呢? 549 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520 我拿去赌了… 550 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,760 全都输光了 551 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280 喂 你够了没有? 552 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,880 那我以后怎么办? 553 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,880 别急… 554 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,920 前面来的那个是我本家兄弟 555 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,480 我去找他借点钱应急 556 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,840 他一定会答应的 557 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,240 你在这儿等我 我马上回来 558 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,840 喂 杨青兄 你来的正好 559 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,480 -我刚出来办点货 好久没看到你 -是呀! 560 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,760 嫂夫人好吗? 561 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,520 她两年前死了 562 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400 你那两个儿子就没人照顾了 563 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,280 有位老家人照顾他们 564 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,000 那边那个男人那么老实 565 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,200 一定会被你二哥骗的 566 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200 是呀!…一定会被二哥骗的 567 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,360 你姐姐的女儿挺着个大肚子 568 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,320 还想嫁人呀! 569 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,640 就是挺着个大肚子 570 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720 老公又死了 才会这么做嘛! 571 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240 如果你娶了她 572 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,480 保证她会一心一意的侍候你 573 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,960 还有你的两个儿子 574 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,520 娶妻求淑妇 575 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,760 她是很贤淑的 576 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040 你姐姐的女儿 577 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,280 是不是跟你同姓? 578 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,320 当然不同姓 没有理由你姓杨 579 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,640 我又找个姓杨的给你 对不对? 580 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040 他们在看着我们 581 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,280 就是嘛!干嘛老是看着我呀! 582 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,920 就是嘛 干嘛老看着我呢! 583 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,960 我说他九成是在看着我 584 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,800 你要不要脸呀 585 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,600 阿珍 你过来一下 586 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,880 哦 587 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,160 来 收拾东西回去了 588 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,600 [杨青]才给五十两银子 589 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,680 会不会太委屈她了? 590 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,720 不会… 591 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,480 阿珍 这位是杨先生 592 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640 哎呀 593 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,160 我肚子好疼 我想拉泡屎 594 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840 你们聊聊 595 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,360 喂 杨兄… 596 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,320 [杨青]周姑娘 你舅舅不要紧吧! 597 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,800 他不是我舅舅 他是我二哥 598 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,200 啊?他收了我五十两银子 599 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160 -说你想找个婆家呀! -啊? 600 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,440 你丈夫被人害死了 601 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,000 你二哥还把你卖给人家 602 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,960 [哭泣] 603 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,360 杨铭居然做出这种事情 604 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,440 我将他追回来 605 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920 -老爷 过了一个山头就进城了 -[杨青]你还跑 606 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,400 [杨青]看你往哪儿跑? 607 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,880 -快下去看看 -是 608 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,960 [杨铭]你不要过来 609 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,440 你这臭小子 这种事也干得出来 610 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,680 太没人性了 611 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040 你不要过来 我最多把钱还给你 612 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,120 [杨铭][惊叫] 613 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,440 抓着我的手 614 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,080 杨兄 我对不起你 615 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,080 [布料撕破的声音] 616 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,040 [杨青]照顾好我妹妹 617 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,440 杨兄 618 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,800 -杨兄 -先上去再说 619 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,480 [风声] 620 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000 老爷 有一个救不了 摔死了 621 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,120 嗯 622 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400 这位先生 刚才情况 你们都看清楚了 623 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,680 麻烦到附近衙门帮我做个证人 624 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,080 我老爷有要事在身 625 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,320 没功夫替你做证 626 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,320 -因为… -[老者]唉 627 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,160 你将我这把扇子带在身上 628 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800 要是到了衙门有人怪罪于你 629 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,040 你就把扇子交给他看 630 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,960 他就明白了 631 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,120 这位先生… 632 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,720 [杨秀珍]他们怎么还不回来呢? 633 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,600 [宋夫人][叹气] 634 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,880 [宋夫人]算了吧! 635 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280 看来他是追不上你二哥了 636 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,240 我看那杨青 性格豪爽 637 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,120 怕回来弄到你不好意思 638 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,520 所以只好不辞而别 639 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,520 [抽泣] 640 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,800 为什么我的命那么苦呀? 641 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,160 我以后该怎么办呢? 642 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,560 你不要哭了 643 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,240 干脆先到我家住下再说 644 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,480 我相信你二哥甩下杨青后 645 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,760 会来找你的 来 走吧! 646 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,680 好 647 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,040 快点走啦! 648 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,360 甩掉那个大肚婆啦? 649 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,200 -[宋夫人]废话 -哎呀… 650 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,560 你以后最好少说废话 651 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,240 走啦! 652 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,680 [奶妈]少奶奶真是没人性 653 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,040 -[奶妈]专打我那两个家伙 -[宋夫人]小心点 654 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720 [奶妈]哎呀 好痛啊 655 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,880 [宋夫人]这个女人的老公 656 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440 是给这个女人老公的大哥 657 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,880 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆给毒死的 658 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,320 这个女人的老公的大哥 659 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,920 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆 660 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,080 还陷害这个女人 661 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920 说这个女人杀了这个女人的老公 662 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,240 幸亏这个女人有个丫头 告诉了这个女人 663 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,560 这个女人就连夜跑了出来 找这个女人的二哥 664 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 谁知道这个女人的二哥 又爱赌又没人性 665 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,840 骗光了这个女人的钱 666 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760 还把这个女人 667 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,960 卖给这个女人的二哥的本家兄弟 去做老婆 668 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,320 后来啊 这个女人的二哥 669 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200 还丢下这个女人自己跑掉了 670 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,720 所以这个女人只好跟我回家来了 671 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,520 好… 672 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,080 能不能再说得快一点? 673 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,560 人家已经够可怜了 674 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,080 世界上可怜的人多的是 你管得了吗? 675 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,120 她挺着个大肚子 676 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,440 大肚子的女人也多的是 677 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520 你能照顾几个? 678 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,120 待她住到她的二哥带她走再说嘛 679 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,240 大少爷… 680 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,840 大少爷、大少奶奶 681 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160 那个女人的哥哥不会带她走了 682 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,320 为什么? 683 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,080 她的哥哥摔下山崖 摔死了 684 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,320 [摔倒的噗通声] 685 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,600 哎呀 686 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,400 啊? 687 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,920 现在她哥哥死了 正所谓无亲无故 688 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,360 肚子大得像个箩筐似的 689 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560 你照顾了她一时 690 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,800 也照顾不了她一辈子 691 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,680 也得让人家把孩子生下来再说 692 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,240 大少奶奶 那个女人生了个儿子 693 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000 -这么快 -这下就更糟了 694 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,840 生个孩子 碍手碍脚的 695 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560 工又不能做 嫁又不能嫁 696 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,560 死路一条 697 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,240 -[阿福]大少爷、大少奶奶 -[宋夫人]又怎么了? 698 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560 那个女人上吊了 699 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640 上吊了 700 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240 问题就更大了 临死还留个累赘 701 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,360 哎呀 702 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,920 [阿福]已经上吊了 703 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,120 你干嘛那么想不开 704 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,600 [婴儿的哭声] 705 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,880 你看看你 人家现在已经上吊了 706 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,120 你还见死不救 707 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,720 懂什么?事情到了这个地步 708 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,520 上吊也是情有可原呀! 709 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,080 你没知觉的吗? 710 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080 你还有没有知觉? 711 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,680 我是在问你 抱她抱这么久 712 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880 你不累吗? 713 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,160 抱了这么久 照正常来讲是累了 714 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,080 还不放下 715 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840 -放下就放下 -[杨秀珍][惊叫] 716 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,200 干嘛那么大声 717 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,640 喂 抱着 718 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,680 宋夫人 你就让我死了算了[哭泣] 719 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760 你怎么还想着要死呢? 720 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,000 喂 你的鬼点子最多的 721 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,280 赶快想办法帮忙她呀! 722 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680 刚刚不是说了嘛!死路一条 723 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,760 宋夫人 我儿子就麻烦你照顾了 724 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,360 你就把他当作是你自己的儿子好了 725 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,960 我已经死了十几个儿子了 726 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,280 我很了解做母亲的心情 727 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,120 我不会让你的儿子没有母亲的 728 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440 这…这就麻烦了 我… 729 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840 我现在只有死路一条 730 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800 死路?死的也要说成活的 731 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,440 放屁 当今世上 732 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,120 谁有这个本领能够把死的说成活的 733 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,880 站住 734 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880 -关门… -[杨秀珍]怎么了?… 735 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,200 [阿福、奶娘]打架啦! 736 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,920 [快节奏的音乐] 737 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,640 [宋世杰]哎呀! 738 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880 来呀 有本事在我父母面前揍我 739 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,440 带种的下来 看我揍不揍你 740 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,600 我没带 所以不下来 741 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,000 不知道你书念到哪里去了 742 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 不必说了 封笔也是你的主意 743 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,240 现在又要我拿起笔来帮人告官 744 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400 我发过誓 儿子会没有小鸡鸡的 745 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,320 你这次是为了正义而打 746 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,280 上天会原谅你的嘛! 747 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760 万一他不原谅我怎么办? 748 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,320 你把小鸡鸡赔给我? 749 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400 不要再说了 750 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,920 你见死不救 你不是男子汉 751 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,080 你敢再说一次 小心我揍你 752 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,000 你不是男人 753 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,760 我是看你挺着大肚子 754 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,840 带种你就再说一次 755 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,640 你不是男人 不是男人… 756 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,640 好 我是女人 757 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,440 我看你把我怎么办? 758 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,240 好 有本事晚上就不要回房睡觉 759 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520 老爹、老妈 今天晚上我陪你们睡 760 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640 哼! 761 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,720 [虫鸣声] 762 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,400 [憋笑] 763 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,800 [阿福]大少爷 764 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,120 [阿福][笑声] 765 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,199 笑什么笑?你疯了 766 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,600 洗脸了 大少爷 [笑声] 767 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,360 神经病 [打呵欠] 768 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,719 这臭八是谁呀? 769 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800 [阿福]你呀! 770 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,840 我? 771 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,679 [宋世杰]活见鬼了 772 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,239 是谁把我弄得这副德性? 773 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,639 是大少奶奶 774 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,679 她说你又小器、又怕事、又自卑 775 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,760 干脆去做个女人算了 776 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,159 不过你扮的样子 777 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,880 比大少奶奶还漂亮的 [笑声] 778 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,440 闭上你的乌鸦嘴 779 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,679 大少奶奶呢? 780 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,000 大少奶奶说你不帮杨姑娘写状 781 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,720 她就自己上 一大早去衙门了 782 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,680 啊? 783 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,360 她以为她是谁呀?真是 784 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,080 喂…大少爷 785 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,440 先换衣服 我知道 786 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,080 不是啦!奶妈要冰糖炖木瓜 787 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,640 炖木瓜就炖木瓜 干我屁事 788 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,120 你得先把木瓜给我呀! 789 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560 大少奶奶把木瓜摆在你这儿 790 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,080 来… 791 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640 拿来呀! 792 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,320 我不是欠你的 我就是不给 793 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,640 别走 794 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,120 喂 795 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480 [击鼓声] 796 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,960 你在这儿看着 我进去 797 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,160 我在这儿看着 你进去 798 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560 师爷… 799 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,320 [放屁声] 800 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,440 [众人][嫌弃的声音] 801 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,720 爽呀 802 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,600 状纸上面写些什么? 803 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,800 回大人 好多XX跟OO 804 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,960 故且先念来听听 805 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,040 我宋李氏跟杨秀珍 806 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,480 现在XXOO县大老爷 807 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,800 杨秀珍的OO… 808 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160 等一下 宋李氏 809 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,080 杨秀珍的OO代表什么? 810 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,600 她老公呀! 811 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,720 继续 812 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,760 [师爷]杨秀珍的OO被人XX 813 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,560 杨秀珍她含X待X… 814 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 慢着 含什么? 815 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,280 是含冤待雪呀 大老爷 816 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600 那个字我刚好又不会写 817 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,240 -什么事? -来找老婆 818 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,960 找老婆 回家去找 819 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,800 大胆 本人宋世杰宋状师 820 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,880 平常在这里进出自由 谁胆敢拦我 821 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,080 那个时候 你有状纸在手 822 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,440 现在你有什么? 823 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000 两位大哥 方便一下 宵夜我请 824 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,760 [肥龙]新任知县新规矩 825 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,400 闲杂人等 不得进入 826 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,040 要等 在这里等 827 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400 最后是XX大老爷你全家的OO 828 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,040 混账…真的是狗屁不通 829 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,880 宋李氏 你家里没有人会写字吗? 830 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,040 怎么没有 这方圆五百里 831 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,920 谁不知道我老公是 832 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200 鼎鼎大名的宋状师宋世杰 833 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,560 [何大人]哦 怪不得你这么了不起 834 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,400 原来你就是宋世杰的夫人 是吧! 835 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,960 哼 失礼 836 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520 不算失礼 837 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,880 来人呀!夹刑伺候 838 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,320 是… 839 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,040 喂 这夹刑是什么玩意儿? 840 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,840 夹刑就是赏你嘴巴三十下 841 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,840 慢着 842 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,520 我是来告官的 干嘛打我的嘴巴 843 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,480 你丈夫宋世杰颠倒是非 844 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,080 你是他老婆 也是刁妇一名 845 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160 掌你三十下嘴巴 846 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,320 还是看着你老公的面子 打 [惊堂木声] 847 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,600 这…这还了得 848 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,960 -[守卫]拦住他 -[宋世杰]喂 849 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,880 喂…你这是干什么? 850 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,480 别动 再动贴到你满脸都是 851 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480 站住 852 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,080 我是不是好像… 853 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,360 是 好像济公 854 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,120 那… 855 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,760 想哭就哭吧! 856 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,400 [宋夫人][呜咽] 857 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,960 [痛哭] 858 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,480 这个仇不要我说儿子没有小鸡鸡 859 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,280 就算连我都没有小鸡鸡 860 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,880 我也一定要报 861 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,920 [众人]不行…绝对不行 862 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,160 就破例一次 863 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,360 -你发过誓的 -对… 864 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,240 我常常都在发誓 865 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,960 说实在 我发誓关你个屁事 866 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920 你现在要动这块乾隆皇帝 867 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,720 御笔亲题的牌匾 就是不行 868 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,680 [众人]对… 869 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,200 -这块牌匾影响我们全村的风水 -是呀! 870 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280 挂了一百年 871 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600 -一直都风调雨顺的 -[众人]对呀! 872 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,960 放上去的时候已经动过了 873 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,240 要影响已经影响了 874 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680 总之你要动这块风水牌匾就万万不能 875 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,960 对…不行 876 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,760 老公 877 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,200 -[众人]喂… -不要吵 878 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,320 老婆 你上 879 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880 你亲手封的 要亲手去拿 880 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,840 去 881 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,080 哦 882 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,040 [众人]喂… 883 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,040 阿福 884 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,280 [众人]拦住他… 885 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,160 喂 阿福 你给我好好的顶着 886 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,400 [嘈杂的争吵] 887 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,160 哎呀 888 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,240 [众人][惊叫] 889 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,800 快点拿 890 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,640 -拿到了 -走 891 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,080 好棒 铁笔重出江湖 892 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680 黎民得以伸冤 893 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,560 你妈的 这句话是我讲的 894 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,800 你每次都要抢着讲 895 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,920 慢 896 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,560 各位请给点面子 897 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,680 听我老公说几句话 好不好? 898 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,160 请大家看看那一边 899 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,080 -[众人][惊叹] -别动… 900 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,360 这一车的黄金 901 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,480 足够大家再盖十座八座这种牌楼 902 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480 要不然大家就分了它啰! 903 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760 对 分了它吧! 904 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,480 [众人]我的… 905 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240 宋先生 [笑声] 906 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 哗…何大人 [笑声] 907 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320 久仰… 908 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,320 不敢当…吃过饭没? 909 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,640 吃过了 910 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,000 宋先生 911 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,640 哇!辛苦… 912 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,040 何大人 913 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,920 有劳… 914 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,240 [二人]请 915 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,840 [二人][笑声] 916 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,720 -[何大人]宋世杰 -来呀 917 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,360 本官未到来之前 918 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,760 就听说你能言善道 还能颠倒黑白 是不是? 919 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,480 你就是那位肚子大得像冬瓜 920 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,240 上下都可以一块放屁的何汝大大人 921 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,400 你侮辱我 922 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,000 不是我讲的 是人家讲的 923 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,920 人家说了你就听 你简直是饭桶 924 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,400 对 还跟大人同一家工厂 出品的饭桶 925 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,920 -我跟你不一样 -有什么不一样? 926 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,240 大家讲的话都是听来的 927 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,920 -你我是同行 -大胆 928 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,480 不过有的时候也会听错 929 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680 人家都说你像头猪 930 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,800 依我看…不太像 931 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,680 -[宋世杰][笑声] -嗯 932 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240 杨秀珍原籍山西 933 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,200 是什么原因要到广州来告官? 934 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,240 大人你原籍湖南 935 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,880 来广州做官 又作何解释? 936 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,200 哼 你说这荡妇的丈夫 被他大哥大嫂害死 937 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,680 还冤枉她 有什么凭证没有? 938 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040 [宋世杰]没有 939 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,240 没凭没据 那就是诬告 940 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,240 -慢着 -什么? 941 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680 -敢问大人 我是公的还是母的? -你当然是公的 942 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,320 有没有真凭实据? 943 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,520 公就是… 944 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600 你老婆都娶了 儿子也生了 945 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,920 你这不是公是什么?这是常理 946 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840 大人真是英明 947 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,880 [何大人]嗯 谢谢夸奖 948 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,800 她的大伯和大嫂死了个弟弟 949 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,280 弟媳妇又离家出走 950 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,760 如果不是作贼心虚 951 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,000 干嘛不闻不问? 952 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,760 请问大人 这算不算是常理? 953 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,680 杨秀珍 你是不是亲眼 看见他们下毒 954 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,600 是呀 955 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,080 不是 是我的丫头阿梅亲眼看到的 [婴儿的啼哭] 956 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,280 她看见他们两个人 957 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,000 亲手在汤里面下毒 958 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,960 我老公喝完那碗汤以后 959 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,880 就七孔流血 死了 960 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000 这个蠢东西还是阿梅提醒她 961 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,920 才在被人陷害之前走出来的 962 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,120 你还真多嘴呀! 963 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,280 多嘴是因为关心 关心才会多嘴 964 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,760 所以官字有两个口呀! 965 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,840 我老公教我的 966 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,360 [宋世杰]嗯? 967 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,480 [吸气] 968 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,280 [娇嗔] 969 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,920 真骚货 970 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,520 大人 是不是有结果了? 971 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800 啊? 972 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680 好 本官就暂且受理这件案子 973 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,120 瘦虎肥龙 974 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920 [瘦虎、肥龙]大人有何吩咐? 975 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,160 你们二人立即动身前去山西 976 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,320 去把杨秀珍的大伯跟大嫂 977 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,080 姚田氏夫妇押回来受审 978 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,840 还有她的丫头阿梅一齐带回来 979 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,080 [瘦虎、肥龙]遵命 980 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,960 [痛哭] 981 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440 退堂 982 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,720 慢一点 983 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,680 大人 暂请留步 [笑声] 984 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,400 [二人][笑声] 985 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120 大人 在下我还有一事不明 986 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,240 烦请大人给予指点 987 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,640 是吗?什么事呀? 988 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,280 如果有人因事冤枉好人 989 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,880 那他该当何罪? 990 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,120 那要看被冤枉的那个人 他是什么人呀? 991 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680 斯文人 跟大人德性差不多 992 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,440 是吗?那重者要告他诽谤 993 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,360 就算最轻的也要告他侮辱斯文 994 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000 要是由你来判 你会判他什么罪呢? 995 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,400 那要看冤枉别人的人 996 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,600 他是有心还是无意呀? 997 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,920 就当他是无意 998 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,240 无意也要罚他赔偿几十两银子 999 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,880 大人英明 智勇双全 佩服… 1000 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,080 好说… 1001 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,080 -还有事吗? -快一点给钱呀! 1002 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,720 我什么时候欠你钱呀? 1003 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,440 大人刚刚说我能言善道 1004 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,360 颠倒黑白 1005 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,360 [何大人]是… 1006 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,880 现在既然受理这件案子 1007 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,040 -就证明我讲的是事实 -[何大人]是… 1008 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,240 -那你不就是侮辱斯文吗? -[何大人]不是… 1009 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,960 要不你就是是非不分、办案糊涂 1010 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,520 -[何大人][笑声] -[宋世杰]你随便挑一项承认好了 1011 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,000 言重… 1012 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,680 [二人][笑声] 1013 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400 -拿五十两银子给宋先生 -是… 1014 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,760 小声说好了 要是张扬出去 1015 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,560 -恐怕有辱大人的名声 -[何大人]没事 1016 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,240 [二人][笑声] 1017 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,360 快点 1018 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,400 -[何大人]真不幸 -[宋世杰]是呀… 1019 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,680 [痛哭] 1020 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,680 你又来了 1021 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,280 [抽泣] 1022 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,960 [何大人][赔笑] 1023 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040 请 [赔笑] 1024 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,400 官呀! 1025 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,040 [宋世杰][笑声] 1026 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,960 官呀! 1027 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,320 [宋世杰][大笑] 1028 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,640 官呀! 1029 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,920 [宋世杰][大笑] 1030 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,880 [宋世杰][大笑] 1031 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,000 哼! 1032 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880 布政司大人 1033 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,960 杨知县 什么事这么要紧? 一定要今天晚上来见我 1034 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,960 是这样的 那边那两个公差 1035 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040 一肥一瘦的两个公差 1036 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,080 他们说马不停蹄 1037 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,800 从广州足足走了三个月 1038 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480 带着公文来抓你妹妹姚田氏 1039 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,960 跟她老公姚大 1040 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,280 -回广州去受审 -啊? 1041 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,760 -小姐 姑爷 -[姚田氏夫妇]什么事? 1042 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,960 外面有两个公差 1043 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,200 说是从广州派来的 1044 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,800 要抓姑爷跟小姐你们呀 1045 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,720 说有人要告你们谋财害命 1046 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,240 [姚田氏]娘… 1047 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,200 [姚田氏]娘… 1048 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,720 谋害了谁呀? 1049 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,640 我二叔呀! 1050 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,600 我妹妹太过份了 1051 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,680 大人 你要想想办法呀? 1052 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,720 有什么办法? 1053 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,480 你别发这么大脾气 1054 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,680 怎么说她都是你妹妹 1055 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,960 总得帮她补救一下 1056 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,560 杀人偿命 怎么补救? 1057 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,000 你只有我一个女儿 1058 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,760 -娘 你也不想我死的 -[姚大]一个啊… 1059 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,360 娘也知道就你这么一个女儿 1060 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560 但是怎么救呀? 1061 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,040 娘 大哥一向最孝顺你 1062 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,320 他最听你的那根… 1063 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960 那根笛呀!你帮帮我吧! 1064 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,880 -是呀!娘 -我试试 1065 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200 [笛声] 1066 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,240 那不死定了… 1067 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,000 等一等 我娘在找我 1068 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,480 唷!还真听他娘的话 1069 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,960 [田大人]娘… 1070 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,160 -娘 你没事吧? -[老太太][咳嗽] 1071 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,080 [姚田氏夫妇]大哥 1072 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,440 你们两个丧心病狂 1073 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,080 跪下来就表示真有其事 1074 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,480 [姚田氏夫妇]大哥 救救我呀!… 1075 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,840 [姚田氏]哎呀! 1076 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,840 你们两个死有余辜 1077 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,120 还敢来求我 1078 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,960 大哥骂得对 我是死有余辜 1079 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,160 你就当没生我这个女儿好了 1080 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,800 [老太太]你这么说 1081 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,600 不是要把娘的心挖出来吗? 1082 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,760 [咳嗽] 1083 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,960 娘 1084 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,040 血呀! 1085 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,800 娘吐血了 1086 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,120 哎呀 麻烦了 1087 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,160 不会吧! 1088 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,200 -[姚田氏]吐血了 -不要太激动 1089 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,960 你眼睁睁的看着 你妹妹被人抓去受审 1090 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,760 你袖手旁观 做娘的不吐血才怪 1091 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040 这个暖壶我要它干什么? 1092 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,440 -娘… -让我冻死算了 1093 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,000 -这个…利… -不要啊 1094 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,040 -牌…老娘也不打了 -娘… 1095 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,200 娘… 1096 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,760 -娘 你听我说嘛! -[老太太][痛哭] 1097 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880 审这件案的是广州知县 1098 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,760 你…你身为一个山西布政司 1099 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,720 连一个广州知县都管不了 1100 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,200 我…我不活了 1101 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,960 让我去死 让我死 1102 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,360 -[田大人]娘 不要啊 -[姚田氏]不要啊 娘 1103 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,920 让我死 不要拉着我 1104 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,520 好了 娘 我就拼着干 1105 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,200 -阿原 阿全 快来呀! -[男声]来了 1106 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,360 -什么事呀? -什么事呀?老夫人 1107 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,080 无论如何 马上叫县老爷 留住广州来的两个官差 快去 1108 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,000 是呀! 1109 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,320 你马上叫阿原跟阿全火速赶到广州 1110 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,320 在你妹妹跟妹夫未到之前 1111 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,120 尽量疏通他们 1112 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,400 不管多少钱我都花 [歇斯底里的叫声] 1113 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,240 [鸟鸣声] 1114 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,080 [宋夫人]想借我的奶妈是不是? 1115 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,040 [张大婶] 是呀!我这小孙子得了百日咳 1116 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,640 吃好多药都没有效 1117 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,400 人家说人奶最灵 1118 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,560 [宋夫人]哦 1119 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,520 -奶妈 你过来 -大少奶奶 1120 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,080 跟这位大婶去一趟 1121 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,400 给她的小孙子喂点人奶 1122 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,200 不行 我的孙子二十岁了 1123 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,320 [宋夫人、奶娘]说什么? 1124 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,400 人都长这么大了 还吃我奶 1125 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,720 这样吧!在你方便的时候 1126 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,240 你就给她留一点啦! 1127 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,080 大少奶奶 我这不是甘蔗 随榨随有 1128 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,000 宋夫人 怎么办呀? 1129 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,680 [优美的音乐] 1130 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,400 [宋夫人][娇滴滴的嗔吟] 1131 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,840 老公 你别使那么大的劲嘛 1132 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,080 知道了 1133 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,960 [宋夫人][娇滴滴的嗔吟] 1134 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,560 老婆 来… 1135 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,920 干嘛!不行… 1136 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,080 来 快点 1137 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,920 不行啦!肚子太大了 1138 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,920 你这一次肚子怎么大得这么快 1139 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,200 [宋夫人][发骚的呻吟] 1140 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480 你明知道不允许 1141 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,000 就不要叫得这么骚嘛! 1142 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,560 弄得…弄得我心痒痒的 1143 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160 [宋夫人][发骚的呻吟] 1144 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,360 你…哎 1145 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,120 我…我出去 出去… 1146 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,760 我受不了 1147 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,080 喂 煮好杏仁茶了 1148 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,800 宋大嫂 1149 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,000 张大婶要的人奶 我弄好了 1150 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840 大家都是女人 用不着害羞 1151 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,720 你搁在这儿好了 我叫奶妈拿过去 1152 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,840 好 1153 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,760 老婆 1154 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,200 宋先生 1155 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600 -宋大嫂马上就回来 -是吗? 1156 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,160 杏仁茶这么快就煮好了 1157 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840 你想要喝吗?你先 1158 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,000 [杨秀珍][语塞] 1159 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,440 没什么杏仁味 1160 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,320 [宋世杰][漱口声] 1161 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,400 好重的奶味 1162 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,480 这碗是你的? 1163 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,680 -是 -什么东西? 1164 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,720 奶 1165 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,320 羊奶还是牛奶? 1166 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,880 人奶 是我的奶 1167 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440 [宋世杰]无论如何 千万不要让人家知道 1168 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,560 [杨秀珍][吸冷气] 1169 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,960 我先出去了 1170 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,600 [宋夫人画外音]你这个死家伙 一定跟她有一手 1171 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,960 [宋世杰画外音]没有 1172 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,240 [宋夫人画外音]不承认? 1173 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,160 [宋世杰画外音]打死也不承认 1174 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,480 哼! 1175 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,120 死色鬼 趁我大肚子去搞女人 1176 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,920 悦来客栈好像是宋世杰开的 1177 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,720 喂 你知不知道这间客栈 是不是宋世杰开的? 1178 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000 宋世杰?他死了 1179 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,040 [宋世杰]三八 1180 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,320 [男声]这个死宋世杰 1181 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,080 死都死得不是时候 1182 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,760 [大堂里人们低低的交谈声] 1183 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,160 什么时候死才是时候呢?请问 1184 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,240 [二人]你是什么人呀? 1185 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,480 我是这儿掌柜 1186 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,880 要死就早点死 1187 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,520 省得我们从山西白跑到广州来 1188 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,200 哦 你们是从山西来的 1189 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,320 只有山西 才可以出这样优良的品种 1190 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 两位是当官啦! 1191 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,360 山西布政司 1192 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,560 咦? 1193 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,720 是我们的老爷 1194 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,880 啊? 1195 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,080 他特意派我们来 1196 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,240 有重要的公函交给这里的县太爷 1197 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400 这些阿猫阿狗 [娘娘腔] 1198 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,480 [男声]你告诉他这么多干什么? [娘娘腔] 1199 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,960 [男声]好好好 不说… [笑声] 1200 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:26,600 哗!原来两位真的是机…机灵过人 1201 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,920 你们老爷派你们来是为了… 1202 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,240 少废话 是不是客满没房间了? 1203 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,960 客什么满 那是骗人的 1204 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,360 两位请坐 1205 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,520 别碰我的人 1206 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,920 我立即去收拾一下房间 1207 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,480 [婴儿的啼哭声] 1208 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280 [宋世杰]嫂子… 1209 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,120 什么事?宋先生 1210 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,560 嫂子 你先别哭 1211 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,800 外面来了两个男人 1212 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,320 是你大伯母的大哥派来的 1213 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,760 我怀疑他们有诡 1214 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,240 [杨秀珍][悲泣] 1215 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,360 嫂子 你先听我说完你再哭 1216 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,720 我现在想请你先把房间让出来 1217 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,080 我好把房间租给他们 1218 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,400 还可以有机会试探一下 1219 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,440 你就委屈一点 1220 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,880 没关系 你还不是为我好吗? 1221 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,600 [宋世杰]嗯? 1222 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920 [宋世杰][嗅气声] 1223 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,040 宋先生 你想喝呀! 1224 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,400 不…你还是留给令郎 1225 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,280 没关系 你喜欢喝的话我请你喝 1226 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,040 不要那么客气 你挤得那么辛苦 是吧! 1227 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,200 磨的呀! 1228 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,600 磨的? 1229 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,160 杏仁茶啦! 1230 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,960 你连杏仁茶都挤得出来 1231 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,760 啊?哎呀… 1232 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,560 嫂子 1233 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160 唉! 1234 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,520 [娇滴滴的低笑] 1235 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,920 [暧昧的嘤咛] 1236 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240 喂 不要把我的衣服弄皱了 1237 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,360 [暧昧的嘤咛] 1238 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,080 -[暧昧的嘤咛] -嗯? 1239 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,440 [暧昧的嘤咛] 1240 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,280 夜深了 不要鬼声鬼叫的 1241 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,680 [模仿宋夫人撒娇] 1242 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,280 [关门声] 1243 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,920 哼! 1244 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,960 [宋夫人画外音]死家伙 真进了那女人的房间 1245 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,760 [呼噜声] 1246 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,640 [嫌弃的慨叹] 1247 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,480 [呼噜声] 1248 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,200 [呼噜声] 1249 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,080 啊! 1250 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,760 你这个死家伙 你 1251 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,120 [三人][低低的惊叫] 1252 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,000 是谁在这里鬼声鬼叫的? 1253 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,040 是你 1254 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,760 三更半夜 你一个妇道人家 1255 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,760 鬼鬼祟祟 獐头鼠目的 1256 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,920 像个荡妇似的 1257 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,160 潜入两个大男人的房里 你想干什么? 1258 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,960 给我一个合理的解释 1259 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,400 你快点说 1260 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,240 [二人]你说嘛! 1261 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,000 我…我是来借尿壸的 1262 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,200 这算不算是合理的解释? 1263 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,520 [宋世杰]没有小鸡鸡 借什么尿壸 [低声讨论] 1264 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,680 [三人]不算 1265 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,920 [痛哭] 1266 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,560 老公 其实我不是来借尿壸的 1267 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,400 我知道 你以为杨秀珍在里面 1268 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,200 想找她聊聊天 是吗? 1269 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,560 是呀!老公 你真聪明 1270 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,040 当然 难道我会以为 你跟她有一手 1271 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,400 我会这样没风度去怀疑别人 1272 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560 你会不会这么怀疑我? 1273 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,600 不会 当然不会 1274 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920 岂有此理 简直是恶人先告状 1275 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,280 告了就告了 还要选黄道吉日 1276 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,240 开玩笑的啦! 1277 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,120 不要生气呀! 1278 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,200 怎么会呢? 1279 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,760 对了 这封信上怎么说? 1280 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,600 根据这封信 杨秀珍果然是含… 1281 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,520 冤 因为这对姚田氏夫妇 1282 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,440 利用山西布政司的关系 写了一封信给何汝大 1283 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,040 想利用五千两银子来收买他 1284 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,440 嫁祸给杨秀珍 1285 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400 -真嚣张 揍他 -先不要急 1286 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,600 这封信是将来最有力的证据 1287 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,880 我们赶紧多抄一份 1288 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,680 放回原位 免得打草惊蛇 1289 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,840 对呀!老公你果然厉害呀! 1290 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,800 -你现在才知道 -我一向都知道 1291 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,040 只是嘴巴不说嘛! 1292 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,480 我以后要你早中晚 各说一次 1293 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,600 还不许梳高髻 1294 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,640 哦 1295 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,440 更不可以呯哩叭啦揍我 1296 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640 哦 1297 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,080 还要全听我的 1298 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,480 重要的我就听 1299 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,520 那就糟了 1300 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,720 以你的智商来算 1301 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080 你怎么知道什么是重要的 1302 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,120 干脆这样 1303 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,600 以后我只要说麦芽糖这三个字 1304 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,040 你就要照我的话去做 1305 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,680 哦 1306 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,360 当今世上我最英俊 你说呢? 1307 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,240 不好啦! 1308 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,600 麦芽糖 1309 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,120 麦不麦芽糖 你都是最英俊的 1310 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,120 那还要说 1311 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,240 [宋夫人][无声耳语] [笑声] 1312 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400 不要啦! 1313 00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,480 麦芽糖 1314 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,040 现眼报 1315 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,800 [二人][笑声] 1316 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,160 [暧昧的笑声] 1317 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,840 这件事原来是这个样子 1318 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520 连山西知县也没审问过这件案子 1319 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,920 审是没有审过 1320 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,480 只不过我们老爷希望 1321 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,360 -大人可以多多包涵 -喂… 1322 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,520 被你说完了 1323 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,400 大人 我们二小姐还有姑爷 1324 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,080 正跟着两位公差前往此地途中 1325 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480 一切就请大人多多的包涵 1326 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,960 这里是五千两银子 请大人笑纳 1327 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,600 何某为官… 1328 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,120 [放屁声] 1329 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800 一向光明正大 两袖清风 1330 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,960 两位请回去回复布政司大人 1331 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,720 这件案子看在同僚份上 1332 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,000 何某人一定会尽力而为 1333 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,960 至于这些银两 万万不能收 就这样 请回吧! 1334 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,760 喂 1335 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,520 两位大人请留步 1336 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,600 这银两就搁下吧! 1337 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,880 什么事?何夫人 1338 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,160 你们回去告诉你们大人 1339 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,200 就说我们何知县谢谢他了 1340 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,720 何知县不是说 他是光明正大的吗? 1341 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,200 开支太大 1342 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,160 两袖清风 1343 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,960 两餐吃风 1344 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,800 [放屁声] 1345 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,240 [嫌弃的哼声] 1346 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,600 厉害…走 1347 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,680 [姚田氏夫妇] 姚田氏夫妇 叩见大人 1348 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,880 [何大人]姚田氏夫妇 你们看一下 1349 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000 认不认得抱着小孩那个女人 1350 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,200 回禀大人 1351 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,160 她是我二叔的妻子姚杨氏 1352 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,200 杨秀珍不守妇道 谋杀亲夫 1353 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,360 还诬告姚田氏夫妇 该当何罪 1354 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440 -大人 -你住嘴 先不要说话 1355 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,160 请问大人 1356 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,800 是不是第一次见到姚田氏夫妇? 1357 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,760 是又怎么样? 1358 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,640 [无奈的叹气] 1359 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,400 是真的那你就太笨了 1360 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,400 我笨什么? 1361 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,080 既然是第一次接触 1362 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,480 表面上你要做漂亮一点 1363 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360 我刚才做得不漂亮吗? 1364 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,480 对呀!最少也要假装 1365 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,960 听完所有的人讲话 1366 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,160 人家姚田氏夫妇还没开口 1367 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,600 你就什么都知道 1368 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,600 那是不是告诉别人有默契在先 1369 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,080 这样… 1370 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,680 我怎么说 你就怎么做 1371 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,680 你这官怎么当的 1372 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:10,920 你… 1373 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720 混账 本官今天不教训你 1374 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,480 以后就真的不会做官了 1375 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,720 来人 用刑 1376 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,480 大人 有甲乙丙三种刑 1377 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,520 用哪一种? 1378 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,400 丙啦! 1379 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,680 慢着 丙是什么东西? 1380 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,520 -丙就是丙啦! -先不能丙 1381 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,840 什么时候轮到女人说话? 1382 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,080 我老公怎么说也是个秀才 1383 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,280 他只要一日功名在身 1384 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,360 你就不能说丙就丙 1385 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,480 只要他喜欢有什么不可以呢? 1386 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,600 还要你说… 1387 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,240 噢!你们想玩手段 1388 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,640 本官就奉陪 当心玩得太大的话 1389 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,280 你们会撑不住 退堂 1390 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,080 天大事我也陪你玩 1391 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,840 [何大人]你们三位要想清楚 1392 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,800 二叔 你已经十天没大便了 1393 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480 你呢?你一个月都没有睡觉了 1394 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,320 你家人的母猪前几天难产 1395 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,920 昨天晚上就死了 1396 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,560 完全是因为宋世杰… 1397 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,080 [何大人][放屁声] [众人嫌弃的声音] 1398 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,680 动过牌楼的风水 1399 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,120 所以才会弄成这个样子 [鸟鸣声] 1400 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,280 两位不管怎么说是长辈 宋世杰… 1401 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,400 [放屁声] 1402 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,240 宋世杰这么做简直太不给面子 [众人嫌弃的声音] 1403 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,920 所以依我说…依我说… 1404 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,840 二叔… 1405 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,440 有什么话你就讲嘛! 1406 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,120 [男声]你就快点说吧! 1407 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,040 所以是不是应该 惩戒他一下才对? 1408 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,280 [男声]能不能一次把话讲完嘛! 1409 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,840 [放屁声] 1410 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040 [舒畅的呼气] 1411 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,000 小弟就说了 二叔… 1412 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,200 两…两位乡亲 这么没有礼貌 1413 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,520 [鸟鸣声] 1414 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,360 走也不通知一下 1415 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,840 [男声]革他的秀才是不是呀! 1416 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,080 你们这么快就到楼下去了 1417 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,160 [何大人]丙刑! 1418 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,960 [宋世杰][打呵欠] 1419 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,960 我已经讲过了 我是秀才打不得 1420 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,280 你只不过是一个区区知县 1421 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,480 有朝一日我中了举 1422 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,000 随时做你的上司 换个花样吧! 1423 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,320 你已经不是秀才了 1424 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,560 大学士 1425 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,640 老师… 1426 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,280 宋世杰 你动了牌楼的风水 1427 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,400 我就革了你的功名 1428 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,560 大学士 有劳了 1429 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,960 客气… 1430 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,600 请… 1431 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,640 [冷笑] 1432 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,520 果然是官官相卫 1433 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,440 想革我秀才是吗? 1434 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,520 别以为这样可以对付得了我 1435 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,040 老婆 把信拿出来 1436 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,760 啊!信在你那里呀! 1437 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640 信在我这里?不是在你那里吗? 1438 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,760 在我这里吗? 1439 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,760 等等 1440 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,560 连信都没有带 告个屁 1441 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,760 让一让…让开 别挡路… 1442 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,360 你们两个搞什么鬼? 1443 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,760 对了 大人 1444 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,920 我忘记带一件很重要的东西 1445 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,320 希望你给我一个时辰 1446 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,000 -混账 来人呀! -[男声]有 1447 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080 -给我打 -慢着 1448 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,160 [何大人]什么事? 1449 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,600 不要说我没警告过你 1450 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,440 你的事我知道得一清二楚 1451 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,520 只要你敢动我一根汗毛 那你就会后悔 1452 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,480 -打 -慢着 1453 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:49,920 哼!怕了吧! 1454 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,960 我要脱了你的衣服打 才打得剔透点 1455 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,120 -打 -慢着 1456 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,160 [何大人]什么事? 1457 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,920 你有本事就打得我重一点 1458 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,800 你打得我越重 我就告得你越重 1459 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,000 本官有什么让你告的? 1460 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,640 -重打四十 -慢着 1461 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,120 打我四十 太少了吧! 1462 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,520 带种的就打我八十 1463 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,800 我就打你的整数一百 打 1464 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,760 -慢着 -又什么事呀? 1465 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,320 没事 只喜欢凑热闹 有意见吗? 1466 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,760 意见无须多说 打 1467 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,600 -慢着 -慢着 1468 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,920 又谁嚷慢着? 1469 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,720 阿福 信在这儿 1470 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,720 师爷 帮我大大声地念出来 1471 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,800 [师爷]是呀! 1472 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,920 老公 我昨天晚上陪你XXXX到天亮 1473 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120 才知道老公那条XX好厉害 1474 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,320 [宋氏夫妇]不会吧! 1475 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,800 [师爷]老公 我XX你 1476 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,880 糟了 我拿错信了 1477 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,200 宋世杰 这封是什么信?你讲 1478 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840 [宋世杰][语塞] 1479 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,160 这封是我老婆写给我的情书 1480 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,280 狗屁不通 1481 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,880 XX到天亮 1482 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,040 写信嘛! 1483 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,360 哦 1484 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,560 你老公哪条XX好厉害呀! 1485 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,000 是支笔 我不是常告诉你 1486 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,360 -笔是一支支 不是一条条 -哦 1487 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,680 我们回家写字去 1488 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,120 -站住 -[夫妇二人]干嘛 1489 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,720 你们两个玩够了没有? 1490 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,960 来人 打 1491 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,600 不许动 谁敢打我老公? 1492 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,720 打 1493 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,720 去死 1494 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800 [何大人]哎呀呀 1495 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,440 大胆 1496 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,560 大胆 公堂之上 1497 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,120 怎么由得你乱来 快点走 1498 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,080 放开他 1499 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,440 麦芽糖 1500 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,080 你说过要听我话 你忘了 1501 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,760 就算你不考虑自己 也要考虑肚子里的孩子 1502 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520 我说麦芽糖 你还不走 1503 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,480 好 你等我 1504 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,880 -[宋夫人]阿福 回去拿信 -[阿福]哦 1505 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,840 你这狗官 这个仇我不报 我是乌龟 1506 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,680 好 本官就给你个机会 1507 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,800 打完你之后 就押你游街 1508 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,520 不然你这乌龟不是白做了吗? 1509 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,960 师爷 打够一百下就叫醒我呀! 1510 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,560 -[师爷]是 大人 -[宋世杰][痛呼声] 1511 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,280 [杖击声] 1512 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,720 何汝大 1513 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,760 [宋世杰] 小心那五千两你无福消受呀! 1514 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,640 你神经病 什么五千两? 1515 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,800 有五千两 我还用做官 你真是 1516 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,880 -就算有 官你也要做呀! -[何大人][惊叫] 1517 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,040 就是现在没有才要做呀! 1518 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,000 -我收下了 -[何大人][惊叫] 1519 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,200 收了 老婆你收了什么五千两? 1520 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,920 -布政司的五千两 -[何大人][惊叫] 1521 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,040 你真是的 那五千两 你怎么可以收的? 1522 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,440 慢着 他怎会知道那五千两的事? 1523 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,680 别管那么多 把他放了不就是了吗? 1524 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,720 不行…现在把他放了 1525 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,040 岂不是不打自招 1526 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,240 既然已经判了 就坚持到底 1527 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,520 找到那封信没有? 1528 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,200 没有呀!我整个房子都找了 就是没找着 1529 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,080 [奶妈][笑声] 1530 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,960 大少奶奶 糟了 1531 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,560 大少爷被抓去游街了 1532 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,400 宋夫人… 算了…我不告了 1533 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,040 -一句话 去还不去? -我… 1534 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,240 走开! 1535 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,280 [路人][低低的惊呼] 1536 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,400 [奶妈、阿福][哭声] 1537 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,480 大少爷 1538 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,080 到这里来干嘛?快点走 1539 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,120 喂…等等我 1540 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,200 [破窗而出的巨响] 1541 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,520 需要带大批人马来吗? 1542 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,680 [激昂热血的音乐] 1543 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,120 啊? 1544 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,400 [混乱的声音] 1545 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,120 帮我顶住 1546 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,480 明枪易挡 1547 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,120 暗箭难防 1548 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,640 [刀剑相击声] 1549 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,800 [众蒙面人]峨嵋剑法 1550 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,840 [奶妈]去死啊 你 1551 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,400 [重击声] 1552 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,440 [蒙面人]啊? 1553 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,360 老娘打死你 去死啊你 1554 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,760 这个水袋跟我几十年 你竟然打爆它 1555 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,360 哎、哎、哎呦 1556 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,640 [打斗声] 1557 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,520 老婆 你没事吧! 1558 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,760 [宋夫人][呻吟声] 1559 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,360 老婆 1560 01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,440 老公呀! 1561 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,880 [杨秀珍]哎呦! 1562 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,280 [宋夫人][呻吟声] 1563 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840 [阿福][惨叫声] 1564 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,040 [宋夫人][呻吟声] 1565 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,920 老婆 你是不是要生了? 1566 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,400 [奶妈]哎呀 救命啊 1567 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,000 [杨青][发力的呼喝声] 1568 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,680 带宋世杰走 1569 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,160 杨兄 [婴儿的啼哭声] 1570 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,960 大祸了 走 1571 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,320 -老婆 你不要吓我 -现在吗? 1572 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,280 你在这里 1573 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,360 [杨秀珍]生小孩子呀! 1574 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840 [奶妈]来 少奶奶 1575 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,760 [喊杀声] 1576 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,280 保护犯人回去 他死了你们就没命 1577 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,640 退后 全部退后 1578 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,600 用力 就快了 1579 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,040 [杨秀珍]快用点力 1580 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,400 [奶妈]就快了 1581 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,560 [男声]退后 1582 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,560 老公呀 1583 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,920 [婴儿啼哭声] 1584 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,200 老婆 1585 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:19,840 [婴儿啼哭声] 1586 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,479 生了没?小孩子生出来了没有 1587 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,800 大少爷 大少奶奶生了 1588 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,439 奶妈 生出来的儿子 有没有小鸡鸡? 1589 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,800 没有小鸡鸡的 1590 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,800 啊? 1591 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,439 你进来干什么? 1592 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,760 喝喜酒 1593 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,840 喝喜酒?这里不是来探监 1594 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,640 就是来坐牢 喝什么喜酒? 1595 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,720 不要理他 搞不出什么花样来的 1596 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,760 宋状师 你的牺牲实在太大了 1597 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,279 那还用说 1598 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,600 我现在只想求老天爷 1599 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,319 把我儿子的小鸡鸡还给我 1600 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,479 [哽咽] 1601 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,279 女孩子要个小鸡鸡干什么? 1602 01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:04,640 啊? 1603 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,880 你说什么? 1604 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,160 你再说一次 1605 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,319 我老婆生了个女的 1606 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,479 是呀! 1607 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,439 [松口气] 1608 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,840 老天爷总算给我宋世杰几分薄面 1609 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240 我能帮你什么忙呢? 1610 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,200 劫狱 1611 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,840 犯法的事我不做 1612 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,479 贱人 你不犯法 1613 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,800 杨秀珍的二哥怎么死的? 1614 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,040 那是意外 这把扇的主人 1615 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,120 可以帮我证明 1616 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,720 [宋世杰]欺人如欺天 无自欺也 1617 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,000 负民即负我 何忍负之 1618 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,720 啊?是他! 1619 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,040 这一次我们有救了 1620 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,080 -他是什么人? -都是贱人 1621 01:09:37,319 --> 01:09:38,240 也是贱人? 1622 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,800 他是官 所以贱 1623 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880 但是贱得很正直 1624 01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,439 他从来不收黑钱 弄得老婆离家出走 1625 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,680 从此寄情工作 1626 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,040 一年之内连升四级 1627 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,960 现已贵为八府巡按 1628 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:48,960 那就有得救了 1629 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,359 我们该怎么做呢? 1630 01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:51,680 不是我们 是你 1631 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,760 你现在马上拦轿告状 1632 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,600 为了正义要牺牲 1633 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,280 我想你应该不会有问题是吧? 1634 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,720 这点绝对没问题 1635 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,920 那就行了 1636 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,040 [杨青][痛呼声] 1637 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,600 谢谢 1638 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,640 这把扇子一定要交到他手上 一路小心 1639 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,240 但是你现在处境很危险 1640 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,800 不怕 1641 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,160 这里守卫深严 1642 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,440 闲杂人等不是随便说一句话 1643 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,680 就可以进得来的 1644 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,960 你能够来到这里 1645 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,280 相信你已经想尽办法 1646 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,640 历尽千辛万苦的 1647 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,840 可是我刚进来只随便说一句 喝喜酒的 1648 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,360 好了…我知道你很棒 1649 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,520 别那么啰嗦了 1650 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,040 我们要以大事为重 去吧 1651 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,720 好 告辞了 1652 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,040 [笑声] 1653 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,480 [狱卒一]干什么? 1654 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,280 探监嘛! [捏着嗓子装女人声音] 1655 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680 -[男声]去死 -[宋世杰][惊叫] 1656 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,200 [宋世杰][惨叫] 1657 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,680 他怎么会那么倒霉? 1658 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,400 倒霉到游街被人追杀 1659 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,400 要是他死了 那就不得了 1660 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,080 如果他死了 大人担当不起 1661 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,120 我不知道吗? 1662 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,560 [何大人][惊叫] 1663 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,520 [飞镖破空声] 1664 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,880 干什么? 1665 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,160 [低沉的音乐] 1666 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,800 -干什么? -还不快追 1667 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,560 人都跑了 现在才去追 1668 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,880 追不出什么花样的 1669 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,880 [两狱卒]追 1670 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,000 他晕过去了 快点救醒他 1671 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,960 宋世杰 你没事吧! 1672 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,440 -没事走两步给本官看看 -哦 1673 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,320 喂…你到底在干什么? 1674 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,720 是你叫我走两步给你看看 1675 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,320 那你拍两下手掌给我看看 1676 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,280 好呀! 1677 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,320 你拍两下手掌给我看看 1678 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,120 什么事那么开心要拍手? 1679 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,480 你妈有喜了 1680 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600 [何大人画外音]难道他真的疯了 1681 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,440 [男声]宋世杰疯了 1682 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,520 宋世杰他疯了 1683 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,720 宋世杰疯了 1684 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,480 宋世杰在牢里面疯了 1685 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,160 [众人][议论纷纷] 1686 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,800 -站住 -坐下 1687 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,440 喂 你在玩什么? 1688 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,960 [何大人]宋世杰抬头看看 1689 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,480 认不认得手抱婴孩这个女子? 1690 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520 不认得 1691 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320 真的不认得吗? 1692 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920 -[宋夫人]抱着 -[何大人]好啊 1693 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,680 [何大人]混账… 1694 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,120 喂 老公 人家都说你疯了 1695 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,360 到底是玩真的还是假的? 1696 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,640 你在玩什么花样? 1697 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,320 你到底是谁?你干嘛倒着讲话 1698 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,280 你这么没礼貌 1699 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,520 来人呀 拖出去打 1700 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,000 哼 我看你能够挺多久 1701 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,600 你还真挺得住 1702 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200 我再踢… [婴儿啼哭声] 1703 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,160 [何夫人]给我 1704 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,680 干嘛抢我的女儿?还我 1705 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,520 不要吵 本官自有分寸 1706 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,640 宋世杰 现在这两个女子 1707 01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,080 都自认是这个婴孩的母亲 1708 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,280 你认为应该怎么处理呢? 1709 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,080 干嘛问我?想耍我 1710 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,120 那倒不是 1711 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,800 本官想问一下你个人的意见 1712 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,320 好让本官参详一下 1713 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,480 我可是警告你 别拿我的女儿来玩 1714 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,040 争什么争?把她砍成两段 一人给一段不就成了 1715 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,080 [惊吓声] 1716 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,520 我把你踢疯了 女儿你也有份 1717 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,600 你也有份 1718 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,360 我也有份?那就砍成三段 1719 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,320 我要中间那段 1720 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,280 -大胡子 你有没有份? -有呀! 1721 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,840 -关你屁事 -师爷 1722 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,800 在 1723 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,560 宋世杰 现在把小孩分成四段 1724 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,720 分得公公道道 1725 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,760 [宋世杰]好 1726 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:34,000 [宋世杰]砍… 1727 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,440 老公 你真的发疯了 1728 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,240 你砍的是你的女儿 1729 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,440 刚刚说要砍 现在又不砍 1730 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,880 你们真的很无聊 疯子 1731 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,640 [何大人]宋世杰 1732 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,600 想不到你一辈子聪明 1733 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,600 竟然弄得如此的下场 1734 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,680 就算把你关在牢里也没什么意思 1735 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,240 本官下令 限你三天之内 1736 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,400 全家离开本县 1737 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,000 所有家产充公 1738 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,880 [衙差]走开… 1739 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,400 我就算砍不死你 1740 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,880 现在把你给弄疯了 1741 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,960 看你拿什么来告我们 1742 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,120 让开… 1743 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,000 大少奶奶 1744 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,240 喂… 1745 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,640 除了你身上的东西之外 1746 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,680 所有的东西都不准带走 1747 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,120 你干嘛那么嚣张呀!你 1748 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,400 [奶妈]哎呦 发钗掉了 1749 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,960 听好 你身上再有东西掉下来 1750 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,120 我们还封 1751 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,000 好端端的一个人 1752 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,320 怎么会变成这个样子 1753 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,520 不管他变什么样子 1754 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:06,680 他还是我的老公 1755 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,640 -老公 -不要吵 1756 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,200 我们走 1757 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,320 [众人]是… 1758 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,600 大少奶奶 你没有事吧! 1759 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,960 没事 1760 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,920 我只是刚刚想起来 1761 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,080 我们结婚十多年了 1762 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,800 他从来都没有跟我说过我爱你 1763 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,160 老婆 对不起 我爱你 1764 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,760 -又来了… -让我把你打晕 1765 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,080 打你个死人头 1766 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,560 他是装疯的 快点过来帮忙 1767 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,680 [宋世杰]快点 1768 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,840 [婴儿啼哭声] 1769 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,560 我的女儿 1770 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,560 大少爷 1771 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,240 -让我抱抱…快点 -来呀… 1772 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,880 你看她比奶妈还大 1773 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,800 再看看 1774 01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:01,040 少了个小鸡鸡 换回一个鸡套子 [婴儿啼哭声] 1775 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,840 你看她多可爱 1776 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,640 [亲吻声] 1777 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,440 我说大少爷 你装疯装得真像 1778 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,880 连我都让你骗了 真厉害 1779 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,720 连你都骗不了 不如去跳海 1780 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,480 在里面不装疯 死得才难看 1781 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,320 不过这次我没事 就该他们死了 1782 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640 老婆 1783 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,520 -你看 -是信呀! 1784 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,840 怎么会在你那里呢? 1785 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,120 [宋世杰]这封信一直在我身上 1786 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,880 那天你为什么不交给何知县 1787 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,200 何知县?那天在公堂上 数他的官最大 1788 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,000 要是把信拿出来 他都会把它吃了 1789 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,200 哼 其实我在等一个机会 1790 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,800 我要在八府巡按面前 1791 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,680 把这些狗官的乌纱帽给摘了 1792 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,280 [悠长的锣声] 1793 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,880 [杨青][呼喝声] 1794 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,520 大人 伸冤 1795 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,040 大胆刁民 居然挡着巡按大人去路 1796 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,320 不管什么冤情 先打三十大板 1797 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,920 有没有搞错?伸冤要挨板子 1798 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,520 原来是你 1799 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,160 [巡按大人]官官相卫 1800 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,240 大人 宋世杰出名口才了得 1801 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,280 颠倒是非 诬告他人 1802 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,880 他还装疯欺骗本官 1803 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,800 你是堂堂一名知县 1804 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,720 怎么可以让一个秀才在这里放肆 1805 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,600 大人 我区区一名知县 1806 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,080 他怎么会放在眼内 1807 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,880 他还四处散播谣言说就算大人… 1808 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,360 我就直说了吧! 1809 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,240 他说就算大人加上我们三个 1810 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,520 也不是他的对手呀! 1811 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,840 混账 区区一个秀才 1812 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,960 难道会难倒我们? 1813 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,400 不是呀 布政司大人 1814 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,120 外面有好多人下重注 1815 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,040 [何大人]说宋世杰 一定会打赢这场官司 1816 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,800 好 我倒要看看这个宋世杰 1817 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,120 有多大本事 1818 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,520 [水火棍敲击地面的声音] 1819 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,800 [众衙役]威武… 1820 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,520 [肃穆的鼓声] 1821 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,600 [惊堂木声] 1822 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,200 传宋世杰及有关人等 1823 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,160 [人群热烈的欢迎声] 1824 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,240 [宋世杰][笑声] 1825 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,880 谢谢 1826 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,440 请签个名字吧! 1827 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,840 哇 这么捧场呀 1828 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,360 巡按大人 1829 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,600 宋世杰 本官提醒你 1830 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,400 你已经不是秀才身份了 1831 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,800 没错 见到巡按大人还不下跪 1832 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,360 宋世杰 你分明是藐视王法 1833 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,160 既然几位大人这么注重门面功夫 1834 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,200 我跪也无妨呀! 1835 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,160 混账 尊重朝廷命官 1836 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,840 哪得算是门面功夫? 1837 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,720 尊不尊重是在心里头 1838 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,480 不是在膝盖上面 1839 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,320 你说是吗?大人 1840 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,480 [何、田、杨三人]宋世杰… 1841 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,560 宋世杰 本官准你不跪 1842 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,400 谢大人 1843 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,560 姚田氏夫妇是怎么样 谋害杨秀珍的丈夫的? 1844 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,520 何大人 杨秀珍丈夫是怎么死的? 1845 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,960 杨秀… 1846 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:59,120 大人 杨秀珍的丈夫是被杨秀珍 气到吐血而死的 1847 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,680 巡按大人 你都听到了 1848 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,480 传陈二 1849 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,640 [男声]传陈二 1850 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,000 [围观者][窃窃私语] 1851 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,160 告诉几位大人 1852 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,240 你是何人? 1853 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560 [陈二]山西的仵作 大人 1854 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,640 请问杨秀珍的丈夫 是怎么死的? 1855 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,000 验过骨头全黑 1856 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,960 是死于剧毒 大人 1857 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,400 [姚田氏夫妇][吸冷气] 1858 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,240 死于什么?请大声再讲一遍 1859 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,240 死于剧毒… [提高声音喊] 1860 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,920 [杨秀珍][痛哭] 1861 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,600 你们两个好狠毒 害死我丈夫 1862 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,720 你不要哭了 你就会哭 1863 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,720 下毒的也有可能是你 1864 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,920 [何、田、杨三人] 是 下毒的可能是你… 1865 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,160 是呀!要是这样 你就倒霉 1866 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640 -我? -关你屁事 你… 1867 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,600 山西知县 在你管辖之内 1868 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,880 有人死于非命 你居然不闻不问 1869 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,040 这个过失你要负全部责任 1870 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,560 -[杨知县][语塞] -死定了… 1871 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,080 不过你也不用怕成这个样子 1872 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,640 凶手不是你 是姚田氏夫妇 1873 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,880 [姚田氏夫妇]大人 冤枉… 1874 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,080 没有冤枉 既然证实姚二 1875 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,320 是死于剧毒 你居然说 1876 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,000 他是被老婆气得吐血而死 1877 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,840 如果不是作贼心虚 为何要说谎 1878 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,480 我怎么知道他是气得吐血死 1879 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,240 还是中毒吐血死呀! 1880 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,760 分明狡辩 1881 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,160 大人明鉴 1882 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,920 [巡按大人]就算姚二是中毒而死 1883 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,040 但是也有没证据证明 是姚田氏夫妇所干 1884 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,040 [何大人]不错呀! 1885 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,000 [宋世杰]说得也对 1886 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,480 传证人小梅 1887 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,920 [男声]传证人小梅 1888 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,480 我来了 1889 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,840 小梅叩见各位大人 1890 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,240 小梅 1891 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,360 你就是小梅 1892 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,320 命案发生以后 你上哪儿去了? 1893 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,280 大人 自从二少奶奶 1894 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,920 无故失踪之后 我就回到乡下了 1895 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,920 但是当时你在现场 1896 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,000 将实情说出来 1897 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,120 没有…当时我不在现场 1898 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,760 你怎么可以这么说呢? 1899 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,320 当时是你告诉我 1900 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,800 是他们两个下毒害死我老公的 1901 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,960 你还叫我赶快走 1902 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,760 你现在为什么要这么说嘛? 1903 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,360 我哪有呀 1904 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,320 -还有… -够了 1905 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,720 辛苦你了 你可以回去休息了 1906 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,680 大人… 1907 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,200 宋世杰 现在还轮不到你 1908 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,720 小梅 继续说 1909 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,280 我是二少奶奶的贴身丫头 1910 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,520 二少奶奶平常就好凶 1911 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,040 整天欺负二少爷 1912 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,120 还一拳一拳的打他 1913 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,480 你… [痛哭] 1914 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,480 有时候 她还叫一些 1915 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,200 不三不四的人回来 1916 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280 事发当日 小梅并不在场 1917 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,440 [小梅]但是在前一天 1918 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,000 [小梅]我听见她跟二少爷 在房里面吵得好厉害 1919 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,680 第二天 二少爷他就死了 1920 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760 宋世杰 你还有什么话说? 1921 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,960 没有 1922 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,040 大人 现在真相大白 1923 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,160 明明是杨秀珍谋杀亲夫 1924 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,960 宋世杰诬告他人 1925 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,520 宋状师 你该不会只有这么两招的 1926 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,000 大人果然英明 又被你说中 1927 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,040 这里有一封信 1928 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,360 是在事发之后 1929 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,000 山西布政写信给何汝大大人 1930 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,560 无意中被我取得 1931 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:01,760 我照样抄了一份 1932 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240 那封信的内容呢? 1933 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:08,160 内容精彩绝伦 拍案叫绝 1934 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,120 山西布政为了包庇亲妹 1935 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,160 谋财害命 用五千两银子 1936 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,160 收买何汝大 叫他对这件事 1937 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,440 睁一只眼 闭一只眼 1938 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,200 大人 信是收了一封 1939 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,960 只不过布政大人写给小人的信 1940 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:20,960 说的是这件案的实情 1941 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,000 同时叫我秉公办理而已 1942 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,320 -现在那封信呢? -不见了 1943 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,560 那就看这一封吧! 1944 01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,680 慢着 1945 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,600 刚才你说信是抄回来的 1946 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,040 那你怎么写都行 1947 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,800 我抄回来那封已转交给何大人了 1948 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,120 现在我手上这一封才是真迹 1949 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,520 也是由你说 1950 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:42,760 这封信是真是假 1951 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:43,720 根本无从稽考 1952 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,800 对字迹 大人 1953 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,440 -对 -慢着 1954 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:47,840 -你想怎么样? -哼 1955 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,360 根据大清律例 凡偷看公文者 1956 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,880 要挖去双眼 是不是大人? 1957 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,000 是 1958 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,680 大清律例的确有这一条 1959 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,760 宋世杰 你真的偷看公文的话 1960 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,120 就得先挖去双眼 1961 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,080 如果你肯自挖双眼 1962 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,560 我们就相信这封信是真的 1963 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,280 非常合情合理 1964 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,840 请问巡按大人 你说对吗? 1965 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,200 -[巡按大人]对 -[其余三人]挖 1966 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,360 请问大人 挖别的地方行吗? 1967 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,800 大胆 本府面前不得放肆 1968 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,360 刑具伺候 1969 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,840 别玩了 挖不挖? 1970 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,240 不挖 1971 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,720 混账 不挖就是诬告他人 1972 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,360 侮辱朝廷命官大人 1973 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,000 根据大清律例 应该怎么办? 1974 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,400 应该割掉舌头 1975 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:47,840 [何大人]刑具伺候 1976 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,880 宋世杰 要不你挖掉双眼 1977 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,440 要不割掉舌头 任选一样 不能选第三样 1978 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,560 老公 1979 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,280 [惊堂木声] 1980 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,600 用刑 1981 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,880 -慢着 -是谁说慢着? 1982 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,040 -我 -什么事? 1983 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,520 -有人拉屎 -谁呀? 1984 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,920 我…的女儿拉屎 1985 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,360 大人 请准许我帮我的女儿换尿片 1986 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,960 混账 公堂之上 1987 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,800 怎么可以做这种事情 你… 1988 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,440 [放屁声] 1989 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,440 [宋氏夫妇]哦 何大人放屁… 1990 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,200 公堂之上 只准州官放屁 1991 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840 不准百姓拉屎 1992 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,880 你们说这有什么王法吗?说说看 1993 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,560 -还有什么王法 -[男声]对呀…还那么大声 1994 01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,600 好…换吧!… 1995 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,120 谢大人 怎么样… 1996 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,400 真麻烦 你干嘛生个女的 1997 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,840 女的特别喜欢拉屎 1998 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,920 你还敢赖我 自己不多做点好事 1999 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,720 生了十几个儿子都死掉 2000 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,600 我还不做好事 三八 全都怪你 2001 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,760 -我没有 -什么没有? 2002 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,200 我还没讲 一切都是你 你只会哭 2003 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,840 我忍你很久了 哭得我老婆心都软了 2004 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,960 要我帮你办搞这个案子 才弄出这种祸来 我告诉你 2005 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,480 -我真没有 -不要吵 2006 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,840 现在最无辜的是我 2007 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,960 帮帮忙 帮我把尿布给扔掉 2008 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,080 搞什么?有没有人肯帮忙一下? 2009 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,080 公堂之上 不得胡闹 2010 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,920 [放屁声] 2011 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,680 又是谁呀? 2012 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,560 [众人]还有谁呀? 2013 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,960 我… 2014 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,200 何大人 你是读书人 2015 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,120 公堂之上 你检点一点嘛! 2016 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:26,000 我…算了… 2017 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:33,320 -小心啊 -乖…不要哭 2018 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,160 [婴儿啼哭声] 2019 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,360 老婆 过来 2020 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,400 嗯 2021 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,880 怎么会有一锭官银呢? 2022 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,320 何大人的 2023 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,520 我的银两为什么摆你那儿 2024 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,880 何大人的官银 2025 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,320 为什么会在你身上呢? 2026 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,360 当然不会平白无辜的 你不要问 2027 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,720 给讲出来 2028 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,720 不能讲 2029 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,720 现在有什么不能讲呀! 2030 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:09,880 不能讲 2031 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,080 你我心里有数就成了嘛! 2032 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:13,040 你…你敢勾引我老婆 2033 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:14,040 我… 2034 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,240 好呀 你这个老不死 2035 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,840 -勾引人家老婆 还说没 -我…我没有 2036 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,240 荡妇 你快从实招来 2037 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,240 要不然我浸你猪笼 2038 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,200 讲就讲嘛!何知县买房子 我是中间人 这个是佣金 2039 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,360 我什么时候买房子? 2040 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:24,720 谁说没有 村口花旦黄呀! 2041 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,320 花旦黄?专爱搞女人的花旦黄 2042 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,360 何大人怎么会认识? 2043 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,880 何大人不认识 何夫人她买的 2044 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,920 你跟花旦黄买房子 2045 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:31,920 我?我没有呀 老爷 2046 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,280 你们女人真是没有良心 2047 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,640 何大人日夜辛劳工作 2048 01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:36,200 赚得又不多 你拿去贴小白脸 2049 01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,320 你…你真是的 2050 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,320 -没有啊 -房子买多少钱? 2051 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,440 买了五千两 2052 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,400 你居然拿五千两去倒贴男人 2053 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,240 你不要听他 我哪来的五千两? 2054 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:44,280 你没有五千两 2055 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,920 那五千两连我都不敢收 2056 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280 你居然拿去倒贴男人 2057 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,120 那五千两我一分钱也没有花 2058 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,360 你撒谎 2059 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,840 山西布政司的五千两你没用过 怎么会在我老婆身上? 2060 01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,640 你有病 山西布政司的五千两还在我家里 2061 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,000 [宋氏夫妇] 山西布政的五千两在她家里 2062 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,920 何夫人 烦恼你了 2063 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000 你可以回去睡觉了 2064 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:12,920 [宋世杰]巡按大人 2065 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,960 相信刚刚你都听得很清楚了吧! 2066 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,720 宋世杰 就算我送五千两银子给何知县 2067 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,320 你也不能告我行贿 2068 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,960 我喜欢送钱给他花不行吗? 2069 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,800 是不是贿赂有信为证 2070 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,080 你还敢提起那封信 2071 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,840 刚才你故意狡诈 叉开话题 2072 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:29,600 差点忘了你偷看公文 2073 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,720 理应挖眼割舌 来人 行刑 2074 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,560 挖你的头 割你个屁股 2075 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,120 我哪有偷看过公文 2076 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,360 刚刚这一封 根本不是公文 2077 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,560 只不过是白纸一张 2078 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,640 我在撒谎呀!大人 2079 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,440 [吸冷气] 2080 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,520 斗胆 公堂之上 乱讲大话 2081 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,560 对 公堂之上 乱讲大话 2082 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,760 根据大清律例 理应掌嘴五十 2083 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,560 非常乐意接受惩罚 2084 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,120 多送二下给你也没问题 2085 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,560 不过 真的那封公文 2086 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,280 当时我偷了放在这里 2087 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,280 但是我没有看过 所以不用挖眼 2088 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,240 那你就是盗…盗… [结巴] 2089 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,120 镇…定…盗窃公文 2090 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,560 根据大清律例 2091 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640 理应重打一百 充军五年 2092 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,960 宋世杰烂命一条 早就料到 2093 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,560 你没有看过那封信 2094 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,240 你怎么可以一口咬定说我… 2095 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,120 ]行贿呢? 2096 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,480 说呀!还不快说 2097 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,880 赢了… 2098 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,520 [田大人]哼 2099 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:34,280 实不相瞒 小弟是假设 2100 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,120 请问大人 在公堂之上 2101 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,840 假设一下 根据大清律例 2102 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,200 应该判什么罪呢? 2103 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,880 假设… 2104 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440 没有罪 2105 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,280 真是走运 2106 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,560 不过 其他罪名小弟愿意承担 2107 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,040 但是在这个时候 田大人 2108 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,680 应该为自己澄清一下 2109 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,440 不如就把这封信大声的念出来 2110 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,120 要是我假设错误 2111 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,760 那就是有损几位大人的清白 2112 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,560 实在罪该万死 2113 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,440 小弟愿意连同妻子女儿 2114 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,880 家丁奶妈人头落地 2115 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,000 是 2116 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,240 -有请田大人 -啊 2117 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,360 快念 喂… 2118 01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,080 害什么羞?念呀! 2119 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,400 那由何大人代劳吧! 2120 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,400 弄掉了 我先捡一下 2121 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,000 -那我等你好了 -我要花很多时间 2122 01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,480 又掉了 捡起来 2123 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:18,720 坐下 看你这个样子 2124 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,200 就知道你不识字 2125 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,480 既然没有人肯念 2126 01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,160 大人 你最公证严明 2127 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,320 只能请你给代劳了 2128 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,840 -[宋世杰]不用捡了 收工了 -再捡一次… 2129 01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:39,920 各位同僚 我该念还是不该念? 2130 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,760 我看等一下再念好了 2131 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,040 对 等一下再念也好 2132 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,000 不如不要念好了 [笑声] 2133 01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,000 [众官员]好… 2134 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080 呸! 2135 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,600 宋世杰 你想怎么样? 2136 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,360 吐痰兼告官 2137 01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,640 哼 2138 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:02,160 先告你山西知县 在你管辖之内 2139 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,920 有人死于非命 你视若无睹 失职 2140 01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,000 哎呀 2141 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,440 再告你山西布政 2142 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,560 纵妹行凶 知法犯法 2143 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,640 三告广州知县何汝大 2144 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,280 贪赃枉法 陷害忠良 2145 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,560 没事还乱放屁 2146 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,200 顺便连你一块告 2147 01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,200 我? 2148 01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:18,760 不能告吗?你身为八府巡按 2149 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,760 纵容属下 办事糊涂 2150 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,600 枉你自问清如水 明如镜 2151 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,560 浪得虚名 搞得民不聊生 2152 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:28,600 怨声载道 要是我告上朝廷 2153 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,400 包你抄家灭族 2154 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,880 [众人][议论纷纷] 2155 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,360 [抽泣] 2156 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,160 退堂 2157 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,040 舒不舒服呀?宋夫人 2158 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,800 -还不错! -哦 2159 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,120 -这边 -好… 2160 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,520 -宋先生 舒不舒服? -嗯 2161 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,560 给我… 2162 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:58,080 还有什么不满意的吗? 宋先生 2163 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,040 你妹妹杀了人呀! 2164 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,120 砍了她 他妈的 没人性的 2165 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,120 留在世上没什么用 是不是? 2166 01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,480 是… 2167 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:07,480 宋先生 2168 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,400 -那我们几个怎么办呢? -是… 2169 01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,040 [何大人] 宋先生 那我们几个怎么办? 2170 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,840 都砍了吧! 2171 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,280 宋先生 2172 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,560 何大人 你站得这么高 2173 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240 我怎么听得到你说话呢? 2174 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,520 宋先生 现在你已经恢复功名了 2175 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,800 -况且我们罪不致死 -是呀… 2176 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:28,960 干嘛问我 我怎么知道 2177 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,000 我又不是什么人 去问官老爷啊 2178 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:32,520 -大人… -大人… 2179 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,360 那就革职查办 你看怎么样? 2180 01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:36,440 是啊! 2181 01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:37,640 随便啦! 2182 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,720 [三人]谢谢… 2183 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,960 至于本官… 2184 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,080 你想讲什么 得照规矩来才行 2185 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,360 照规矩 这里有个位置 这给你 2186 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:52,400 你认为我应该怎么办呢?宋先生 2187 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,080 你们已经照足了规矩 这么乖 2188 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,280 不会告你们了 2189 01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:58,440 [众人]是… 2190 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,960 [五人][笑声] 2191 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,680 -老婆 我们走了 -好 2192 01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,840 老婆 这一群是什么人? 2193 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:17,400 官啊 2194 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,680 哇!官呀! 2195 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,280 真是了不起 2196 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,120 [宋世杰][大笑] 2197 01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,640 老公 好彩当年我叫你 2198 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,240 帮杨秀珍打那场官司 2199 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,960 现在就不怕儿子没有小鸡鸡了 2200 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,840 我现在嫌小鸡鸡太多了 2201 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,960 喂…来呀… 2202 01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:52,160 -来呀 -过来… 2203 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,920 [奶妈]快过来鞠躬 2204 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,920 -[宋世杰]快点… -[宋夫人]乖 2205 01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:58,640 慢着 2206 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,440 干嘛?有什么不妥 2207 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,160 风水龙脉好像移位 2208 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,080 移到哪里去了? 2209 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,400 移到那边去了 2210 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:07,920 那我们… 2211 01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,200 好呀! 2212 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,600 -[宋世杰]预备好了吗? -[阿福]预备好了 2213 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680 [宋世杰]转 138320

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