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[男声]走开…
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[男声]让开
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[男声]让开
[狗的呜呜声]
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[男声]让开
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-宾少爷
-宾少爷
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牵阿才出来多么威风呀!
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当然啦!从花旗国带回来的
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[轻快的音乐持续]
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[男声]让开…
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[狗发出的呜呜声]
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哇!
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[狗威胁别人发出的呜呜声]
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[得意的笑]
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[小贩][痛叫声]
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[围观者不满的议论声]
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[狗痛苦的吠叫声]
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[众人][惊叫]
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阿才…
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怎么办宾少爷?
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-还不给我去追
-是…
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[宝少爷]怎么样?
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[宝少爷]没事吧!
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我没事
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我可有事
[奸笑]
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什么事?宾少爷
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你打跑了我的狗
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-大不了我赔你就是
-赔?
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宾少爷 狗跑了
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是呀 跑了
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[男声]让开…
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别说我水师提督的儿子欺负你
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胡知县 请你过来一下
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什么事?宾少爷
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那 我请胡知县主持公道
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叫你赔得心服口服
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我服了 这样吧!你跟我回家
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我们家有十多只狗
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-你挑一只你喜欢的好了
-什么?
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阿才是我爹从花旗国
花了一百两银子买回来的
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全省城就只有一只
我养了两年了
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身价一百两 养了两年
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二百两
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-[胡知县]这样最少要赔…二百两
-[众人][哗然]
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二百两?就算我一家人
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花十年都花不完
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胡知县 阿才每顿都是吃牛肉的
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-这样最少要赔三百两
-啊?
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-[胡知县]三百两…
-[宋世杰]不行
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[活泼的音乐]
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[宋世杰]太少了…请大家想一想
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从花旗国拉那么一大条狗回来
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并不是那么简单的
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这笔帐算起来可就大了
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起码要赔五百两
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宋状师高见 五百两
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阿福
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[宝少爷][尖叫]
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[宝少爷]松口
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[阿福]哎呦哎呦
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阿福…
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[宋世杰]你的屁股状况怎么样?
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又痛又流血有牙印
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-你打跑我的阿福
-他咬我屁股
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你的阿才咬人就要别人赔你五百两
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现在我阿福咬你屁股…
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阿才是条狗
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打跑一条狗要赔五百两
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打跑一个人起码要赔一千两
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阿才是从花旗国买回来的狗王
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我阿福是从法国买回来杂碎王
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全省城也只有一只
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我养了他二十年
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要你赔一千两是非常公道的
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大人 你意下如何?
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照你这么说 你对
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你…
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大人英明
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[众人][惊叫]
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[宝少爷]哦哈哈
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法国的杂碎王
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你阿福回来了你怎么说?
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意料中事
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不然怎么要你赔一千两
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如果他以后都不回来
你赔一万两怕都不够
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[宋世杰]他真笨
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你行
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你诬赖我
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[众人][哄笑]
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[气氛不安的音乐]
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[妇人][惊叫]
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[重击声]
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[节奏感的欢快的音乐]
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[众人]哗…
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哗个屁呀!
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[重击声]
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[宝少爷][惊恐的哭喊]
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[花盆打碎声]
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你想杀人呀!太离谱了
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有好戏看了
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我来给你介绍 这位是宾少爷
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-宾少爷 有礼了
-我内人
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嫂子
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宾少爷真有礼貌
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是呀 我内人虽然救你一命
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但是你毋须言谢了
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不用客气了
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我们要去扫墓了
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好…大人 知道该怎么办了吧?
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-[胡知县]知道
-[宋世杰]请…
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罚你赔他一千两
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[宋世杰]对了 宾少爷
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假如你家的阿才像我家阿福一样
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自己跑回来
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你记得还给他一些
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[小贩]好…
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[活泼欢快的音乐]
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[宋夫人]小杰乖 给哥哥叩头
[静谧安适的音乐]
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[宋世杰]唉!算起来
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[宋世杰]
我们都已经死了十二个孩子
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[宋夫人]请你不要再说了
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你提起来我就忍不住了
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这全都得怪你 什么事情不好做
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偏偏要做什么状棍
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为了钱就帮人家告状
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你这太损阴德了
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你以为你自己不知道
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每次告完状回来
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自己就哭得死去活来
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受人钱财 替人消灾
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天公地道 我什么时候哭过
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-你没有
-没有
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封笔啦!老公
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封了笔 哪来这么多金镯子
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金链子、玉戒指、宝石、耳环
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你看看 重得连手都提不起来
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真是
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这有什么稀奇的
大不了 我就…不要…
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我不要…一个
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我只要我的儿子平平安安的
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[男婴][笑声]
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[悠扬的音乐]
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-[宋世杰]人在江湖 身不由己
-[奶妈、阿福][絮絮叨叨拌嘴]
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[宋世杰]封笔谈何容易
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[宋夫人]学做生意吧!老公
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街头的张三 去年年尾发财
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[宋世杰]但是街尾的李四
今年年头上吊死了
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[宋世杰]你们两个吵什么?
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[阿福]小心我揍你呀!
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[奶妈][笑声]
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[奶妈]睡觉觉了…
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大少爷 里面有位老爷
等你好久了
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-[宋世杰]请问你是…
-我是大泡和
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哦 对
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瞧你的记性
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[宋世杰]废话 这么多佣人
我哪记得这么多名字
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[宋夫人][尖叫]
[令人警惕的音效]
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好粗的一条
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[男声]我家的老爷就是陈祥富
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全省城最大的祥富银号就是他的
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他现在来是想请你写一张状纸
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这是订金
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如果你搞得妥妥当当
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让我老爷高兴的话
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就算拿根棍子打断自己的腿
都不愁吃的
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-[宋世杰]阿福
-[阿福]是
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[宋世杰][无声的吩咐]
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嗯
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喂 你到底答不答应?
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你拿棍指着我干什么?
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蛮好的 木头对木头
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没人敢对我这么说话的
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当然啦!
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怎么会有人对根木头讲话
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你…
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来
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宋先生 果然与众不同
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不愧是全省城第一状师
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-有病吗?
-我没病
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阁下找我宋某人有何指教?
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是这样的
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我儿子从小习武功夫一流
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他昨天跟人家打架
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对方是开烟馆张彪的儿子
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他孱弱不堪 随便揍他两下子
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他就倒在地上
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熬到今天早上 他就死了
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我知道张彪一定会去报官的
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所以想请宋先生
动动脑筋摆平他
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哼 我老公打算封笔了
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-[宋夫人][撒娇]
-[宋世杰]嗯
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-[陈祥富]这里是…
-不用说了
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没什么 看一看
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封…笔…的事
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-我想可以再考虑一下
-老公 送客
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[宋世杰]区区的一箱黄金 这…
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不好意思 请…
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-[奶妈]哇!
-打赢了就全都是你的
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不行
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[松口气]
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-输了我也要一半
-[宋夫人]啊?
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[胡知县]到底是谁家的儿子
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被谁家的儿子给打死了?
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[张彪]是我家的儿子
被他家的儿子打死了
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[陈氏父子]靠
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你就是原告
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大人 其实我们才是原告
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我们的状纸在天还没亮
就已经送来了
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在那个时候他的儿子还没断气
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那你们想告他什么?
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告这位张彪的儿子张小四
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把陈祥富的儿子陈大文
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左手小指的指甲打断
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哇 伤得很重呀!
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可是我儿子死了
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对呀!他儿子死了
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大人
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-人都会死的
-说的也是呀!
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我的儿子真的是被他
打成重伤而死的
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你怎么不说你儿子没用呢?
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我随便飞身过去打他两拳
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随便飞身过去打了他几拳?
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打了两拳
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我随便就飞身过去打…
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有没有这么用力?
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有…
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[宋世杰][发力的呼喝声]
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[陈大文]哎呦哎呦
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喂 你
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应该是这种劲道了
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-喂…宋状师…
-不要问 你还理解不了
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请问一下
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-你儿子何时被揍的?
-昨天下午
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-何时断气?
-今天下午
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关他屁事
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]刚刚我何止揍他两拳
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如果他在十年八年之后 他死了
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请问大人你可不可以告我谋杀?
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不行 这可不行呀!
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大人英明 万岁万万岁
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[笑声]
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我儿子本来好好的
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如果不是他 我儿子不会死
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宋状师 我求求你帮帮忙
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你儿子死 是因为他短命
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我儿子他不像短命的
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他不像短命的
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那么请问一下我命有多长呢?
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我…我不会看
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既然你不会看
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你凭什么说你儿子不是个短命相
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[张彪][痛哭]
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大人 闲话少说 有结果了吗?
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有
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能不能给本官一点小小的提示?
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没问题
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原告陈大文被人打伤
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但是被告突然归西 死因不明
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原本应该赔偿五十两医药费
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我们不追究了
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大方
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大人 有结果了吧!
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-有
-快点判吧!
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[胡知县]好 张彪纵子张小四行凶
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姑念初犯 不予追究
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叫你的儿子以后就不要再犯了
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这样对吗?
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我想他儿子以后不会再犯了
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[吸气]
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[开心的哼戏]
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小杰 老婆
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[开心的哼戏]
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老婆 快点带儿子出来玩木马
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新买的
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[二人][痛哭]
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少爷骑车骑到井里去了
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[宋夫人][抽泣]
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这孩子就是过不了一岁
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报应!真的是报应
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[老师]封笔仪式开始
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[围观者][议论纷纷]
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老师 今天真的是好日子吗?
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今年今日是最好的一天了
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看看黄历
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黄历说今天不宜吉事的
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[宋夫人]除了未时
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未时刚好正对你的八字
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不能够再好了
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凡事不能做得太绝
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快点啦!时辰一过可就麻烦了
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-[宋世杰]哎呀!
-[老师]啊?
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-[老师]你怎么啦…
-[宋世杰]抽筋 快点送我回家
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[老师]没事吧?
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-[宋世杰]快点
-[宋夫人]哼
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[宋世杰][痛叫声]
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怎么样?老公
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放…
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-好一点没有?
-好一点
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-我看一看
-不要
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真是奇迹 突然之间全好了
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-好了 过去吧!
-是的 好
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-来
-来
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-你先
-你先
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你先起筷
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好 起筷 我先起筷
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]哼!
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阿福
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别误了时辰 快去
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[阿福][刻意的嗯哼声]
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-[宋世杰]嗯?
-[阿福]嗯
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上呀!
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[宋世杰][干咳]
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[宋世杰]嗯?
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还没到 一直上
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[冷笑]
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我带了个小东西来帮你啦!
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[令人紧张的音效]
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[蛙鸣声]
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[宋世杰][尖叫]
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青蛙有什么好怕呢?
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[宋世杰]嗯?
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[宋世杰][惊叫]
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[围观者][七嘴八舌的议论]
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走开 让我来
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-这样可以了吧!
-你这个呆子
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你怎么跟我锯最高那一节呢?
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这样才逼真嘛!
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哎呀!梯子断了
这该怎么办呢?
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-怎么办?再买一条新梯子
-再买一条?
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什么?订造这么高的梯子
要九天才做得好
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既然这样 我想过两天再说吧!
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-是吧!
-不然想怎么样?
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走 回家买菜煮饭
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哼
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你是不是还想年头生儿子年尾死?
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00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,520
不是 我想迟一点再说嘛!
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00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,840
迟你娘的头
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[活泼的节奏感音乐]
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[宋夫人][发力声]
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[众人][惊叹声]
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[宋夫人]来
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时间刚好
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太好了
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[众人][惊叹声]
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走了
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-唉 回来
-又有什么事?
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别急 事情还没完了
为了证明你的意志坚定
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我要你发个毒誓
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他日若有违背
今日封笔之誓的话呢?
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那我现在肚子里面的孩子
将来就没有小鸡鸡
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你又有孩子 是真的假的
[众人][惊奇的议论]
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你少碰我 快说
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哪有做母亲的诅咒自己的儿子
没有小鸡鸡的
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你们说说看
要不要发那么毒的誓?
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-不需要
-要 当然要…
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-嗯
-嗯
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我怕你了 他日我要再执笔的话
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就罚你没有小鸡鸡
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是孩子
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是孩子没有小鸡鸡 行吧!
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00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320
早说嘛!
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怎么才碰你一下 就又有小宝宝
你还真有一套
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[宋氏夫妇]谢谢…
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[宋世杰]
我要告这位张彪的儿子张小四
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把陈祥富的儿子陈大文
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00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,920
左手小指的指甲打断
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是呀!伤得好厉害
[装作胡知县的口气]
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大人 我的儿子死了
[装作张彪的口气]
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00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,680
他的儿子死了
[装作胡知县的口气]
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00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,359
喂 人都会死的 大人
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[叹气]
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还想着告官 死性不改
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喂
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我真搞不懂你们女人
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00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400
常在头上插着一条条的
什么意思?
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00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720
那是发髻
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00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,160
像两条海参 你说多肤浅
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00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,960
不知道多好看
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00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,320
不要嫌我噜唆
头上插了两根香肠 还说好看
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00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800
这样子好不好?
380
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,160
难看死了
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说的也是
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我看…不…如…
这样吧!
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00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,640
啊?
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00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600
这像什么?
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00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,560
不行吗?改…
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00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
别动啊
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00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,080
你在后面搞什么?
388
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,720
[宋世杰]这样子满不满意?
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00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,920
在哪里?
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00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,920
在这里
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哇
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00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,560
你这个死人骨头
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00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,400
你再这么弄我还是比你高
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00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,840
喂 你念过书没有?
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00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240
-两天
-你会不会讲话婉转一点?
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00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,440
-那你失威了
-我…你
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00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000
大男人老爱管女人的事情
你闲着没事干呀!
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00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,880
[鸟鸣声]
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00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,880
你看我闲不闲?
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00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,280
是挺无聊的
401
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,720
就是嘛!我都几十岁的人了
整天无所事事
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00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840
让人看见会笑话的
403
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,680
就连笔也给封了 真是可怜了
404
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680
现在你已经是老板了
405
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,000
随便到处走走不就好了吗?
406
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,600
走了好一阵子了
407
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,840
-[宋夫人]那就站着
-站?
408
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,640
[水沸的咕嘟声]
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00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,720
别在那里晃来晃去假装忙碌
410
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,320
我知道你很无聊
411
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,760
帮我把文房四宝拿出来
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00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880
阿福 写字呀!
413
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,240
走开
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00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960
哗!这样子叫写字呀!
415
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,120
我写给你看
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00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,680
生儿子没有小鸡鸡
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00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,040
[阿福][怒喊]
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阿水
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[宋世杰]拖把借一下
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00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,200
[宋世杰]提桶水过来
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放这儿
422
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,880
正在写字的那个就是宋世杰
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00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,400
你们三个人
每个人帮我打断他一条肋骨
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00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,640
你放心好了
425
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,480
看到没有?
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00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,960
好看有个屁用 又不能挂起来
427
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,400
我还不是要重写
428
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920
我是给你一个机会学习
429
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,480
我再示范一次给你看
430
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,760
你干嘛弄湿我的头
431
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,360
你干嘛弄破我的衣服
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00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,720
我什么时候弄破你的衣服?
433
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,040
睁着眼睛说瞎话
还说没有 一人一次算了
434
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,120
怎么办?
435
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,560
照打不误
436
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640
[布料撕破的声音]
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00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,000
[布料撕破的声音]
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00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,440
[宋世杰]喂…
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00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,040
看到我这么开心呀!
440
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,080
[宋世杰]哎呦!
441
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,240
[阿福][嚎哭]
442
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,240
阿福 怎么了?
443
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880
大少爷被人打
444
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,000
救命呀!
445
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,240
[打斗声]
446
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,720
老公 没事吧!
447
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,160
放手…多难看呀!
448
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360
[笑声]
449
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,720
-[宋世杰]打死你…
-靠
450
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,640
你能把我怎样
451
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800
还来啊
452
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,040
[宋世杰]哎呀!
453
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,200
[连续的重击声]
454
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,320
[痛呼声]
455
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,560
[宋世杰]啊!哎呀!
456
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,920
[重击声]
457
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,680
[痛呼声]
458
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,120
[宋世杰][尖叫]
459
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,000
[重击声]
460
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,960
[痛呼声]
461
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,800
[宋世杰][惊叫]
462
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,720
[宋世杰]救命啊
463
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,480
[宋世杰][惊叫]
464
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,600
[宋世杰][惊呼]
465
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,280
哎呀 被女人抱 真丢人
466
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,440
要不然肯定摔死了
467
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,920
小子 你姐姐真了不起
468
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080
-大少爷 先穿上衣服
-哦
469
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,400
幸好人不多
470
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,520
[哄笑声]
471
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,000
[宋夫人][无声的安慰]
472
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,520
[鞋店老板]宋老板
这块料子是又硬又通风
473
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,760
真的是很不错的
474
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600
相信我好了
475
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680
好…
476
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,360
那么照以前一样
多做一双啰
477
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480
非常好
478
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,640
唉…不过鞋底是硬了点
479
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,840
加一块垫子吧!
480
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960
[鞋店老板]多加块垫子?
481
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,440
你看看这块怎么样?
482
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,800
加上去也不错的
483
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,960
非常好…
484
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,400
-那么就照这样做啦!
-好
485
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,120
唉…不过这种垫子走多了
恐怕会扁
486
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,360
用木头你看好不好?
487
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,160
用木头?那好硬
488
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,400
没关系
489
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,840
-好重啊
-放心
490
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920
可以在上面多加两块布垫子
491
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,280
木头上面多加两块布垫子
492
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,520
我想想看 行 有办法了
493
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,360
如果我们在鞋底多加两层厚皮
494
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,400
那就更耐用了 是吧!
495
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,960
这个吧!
496
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,920
穿上去 起码高五、六吋
497
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,480
对…
498
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,000
只是对 那倒不如这个吧!
[笑声]
499
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,520
我…我喜欢
500
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320
我们大家开心是吧!
501
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,000
那就多加一块 是吧!
502
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,920
既然这样 那倒不如这样
503
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960
请让让
504
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,040
哗!你搞什么鬼呀?
505
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,680
怕了吧!
506
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,440
你现在知道没别人高的痛苦了吧!
507
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,840
哦
508
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,120
老公 男人长得高有什么用?
509
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560
最要紧是志气要高嘛!
510
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,120
你知不知道呀?
511
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,520
你在我心目中是最高的
512
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,400
老婆
513
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,960
我…
514
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,680
你说呀!
515
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320
你在我心目中…是最大的
516
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,640
[奶妈]对不起 请让让
517
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,800
来 两位请喝茶
518
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,160
谢谢
519
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,360
[奶妈]没错的 少奶奶
520
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360
阿福他经常对我毛手毛脚的
521
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,160
-我不会骗你的
-[宋夫人]你真是三八
522
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,200
是真的
523
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520
[杨铭]好舒服
524
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960
这个死家伙 拿我的茶来洗脚
525
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,080
不是呀!少奶奶
526
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,080
他还真聪明 茶可以去脚臭
527
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,240
住口
528
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,520
哼
529
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,480
[宋夫人画外音]这么漂亮的女人
530
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,960
怎么会跟上这种男人
531
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640
你老公死得不明不白
532
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,840
你这样逃出来
533
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480
我怕你大伯会拿这个当把柄
534
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,240
-谋杀亲夫 最毒妇人心
-嘘
535
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,040
但是我老公是被我大伯给毒死的
536
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,800
手足相残呀!
537
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040
你大伯母的哥哥是山西布政司
538
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,840
-是呀!
-她会不会告你一状?
539
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,000
敢?她才不会呢
540
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,920
她自己作贼心虚
541
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,080
才不敢耍什么花样
542
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680
-是呀
-她说的还蛮有道理的
543
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,160
那 依我看来 你挺着个大肚子
置身在外
544
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,200
当心被人骗了 那才是真的
545
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,840
我的肚子不会再大啦!
546
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,040
我说你了吗?
547
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:37,960
[杨铭]我是她二哥
548
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,040
二哥 我给你做生意的钱呢?
549
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
我拿去赌了…
550
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,760
全都输光了
551
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280
喂 你够了没有?
552
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,880
那我以后怎么办?
553
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,880
别急…
554
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,920
前面来的那个是我本家兄弟
555
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,480
我去找他借点钱应急
556
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,840
他一定会答应的
557
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,240
你在这儿等我 我马上回来
558
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,840
喂 杨青兄 你来的正好
559
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,480
-我刚出来办点货 好久没看到你
-是呀!
560
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,760
嫂夫人好吗?
561
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,520
她两年前死了
562
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400
你那两个儿子就没人照顾了
563
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,280
有位老家人照顾他们
564
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,000
那边那个男人那么老实
565
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,200
一定会被你二哥骗的
566
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200
是呀!…一定会被二哥骗的
567
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,360
你姐姐的女儿挺着个大肚子
568
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,320
还想嫁人呀!
569
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,640
就是挺着个大肚子
570
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720
老公又死了 才会这么做嘛!
571
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240
如果你娶了她
572
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,480
保证她会一心一意的侍候你
573
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,960
还有你的两个儿子
574
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,520
娶妻求淑妇
575
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,760
她是很贤淑的
576
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040
你姐姐的女儿
577
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,280
是不是跟你同姓?
578
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,320
当然不同姓 没有理由你姓杨
579
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,640
我又找个姓杨的给你 对不对?
580
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040
他们在看着我们
581
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,280
就是嘛!干嘛老是看着我呀!
582
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,920
就是嘛 干嘛老看着我呢!
583
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,960
我说他九成是在看着我
584
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,800
你要不要脸呀
585
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,600
阿珍 你过来一下
586
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,880
哦
587
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,160
来 收拾东西回去了
588
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,600
[杨青]才给五十两银子
589
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,680
会不会太委屈她了?
590
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,720
不会…
591
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,480
阿珍 这位是杨先生
592
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640
哎呀
593
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,160
我肚子好疼 我想拉泡屎
594
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840
你们聊聊
595
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,360
喂 杨兄…
596
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,320
[杨青]周姑娘 你舅舅不要紧吧!
597
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,800
他不是我舅舅 他是我二哥
598
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,200
啊?他收了我五十两银子
599
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160
-说你想找个婆家呀!
-啊?
600
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,440
你丈夫被人害死了
601
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,000
你二哥还把你卖给人家
602
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,960
[哭泣]
603
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,360
杨铭居然做出这种事情
604
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,440
我将他追回来
605
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920
-老爷 过了一个山头就进城了
-[杨青]你还跑
606
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,400
[杨青]看你往哪儿跑?
607
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,880
-快下去看看
-是
608
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,960
[杨铭]你不要过来
609
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,440
你这臭小子 这种事也干得出来
610
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,680
太没人性了
611
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040
你不要过来 我最多把钱还给你
612
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,120
[杨铭][惊叫]
613
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,440
抓着我的手
614
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,080
杨兄 我对不起你
615
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,080
[布料撕破的声音]
616
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,040
[杨青]照顾好我妹妹
617
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,440
杨兄
618
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,800
-杨兄
-先上去再说
619
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,480
[风声]
620
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000
老爷 有一个救不了 摔死了
621
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,120
嗯
622
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400
这位先生 刚才情况
你们都看清楚了
623
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,680
麻烦到附近衙门帮我做个证人
624
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,080
我老爷有要事在身
625
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,320
没功夫替你做证
626
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,320
-因为…
-[老者]唉
627
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,160
你将我这把扇子带在身上
628
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800
要是到了衙门有人怪罪于你
629
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,040
你就把扇子交给他看
630
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,960
他就明白了
631
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,120
这位先生…
632
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,720
[杨秀珍]他们怎么还不回来呢?
633
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,600
[宋夫人][叹气]
634
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,880
[宋夫人]算了吧!
635
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280
看来他是追不上你二哥了
636
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,240
我看那杨青 性格豪爽
637
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,120
怕回来弄到你不好意思
638
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,520
所以只好不辞而别
639
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,520
[抽泣]
640
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,800
为什么我的命那么苦呀?
641
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,160
我以后该怎么办呢?
642
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,560
你不要哭了
643
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,240
干脆先到我家住下再说
644
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,480
我相信你二哥甩下杨青后
645
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,760
会来找你的 来 走吧!
646
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,680
好
647
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,040
快点走啦!
648
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,360
甩掉那个大肚婆啦?
649
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,200
-[宋夫人]废话
-哎呀…
650
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,560
你以后最好少说废话
651
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,240
走啦!
652
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,680
[奶妈]少奶奶真是没人性
653
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,040
-[奶妈]专打我那两个家伙
-[宋夫人]小心点
654
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720
[奶妈]哎呀 好痛啊
655
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,880
[宋夫人]这个女人的老公
656
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440
是给这个女人老公的大哥
657
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,880
跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆给毒死的
658
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,320
这个女人的老公的大哥
659
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,920
跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆
660
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,080
还陷害这个女人
661
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920
说这个女人杀了这个女人的老公
662
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,240
幸亏这个女人有个丫头
告诉了这个女人
663
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,560
这个女人就连夜跑了出来
找这个女人的二哥
664
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640
谁知道这个女人的二哥
又爱赌又没人性
665
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,840
骗光了这个女人的钱
666
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760
还把这个女人
667
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,960
卖给这个女人的二哥的本家兄弟
去做老婆
668
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,320
后来啊 这个女人的二哥
669
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200
还丢下这个女人自己跑掉了
670
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,720
所以这个女人只好跟我回家来了
671
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,520
好…
672
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,080
能不能再说得快一点?
673
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,560
人家已经够可怜了
674
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,080
世界上可怜的人多的是
你管得了吗?
675
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,120
她挺着个大肚子
676
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,440
大肚子的女人也多的是
677
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520
你能照顾几个?
678
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,120
待她住到她的二哥带她走再说嘛
679
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,240
大少爷…
680
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,840
大少爷、大少奶奶
681
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160
那个女人的哥哥不会带她走了
682
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,320
为什么?
683
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,080
她的哥哥摔下山崖 摔死了
684
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,320
[摔倒的噗通声]
685
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,600
哎呀
686
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,400
啊?
687
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,920
现在她哥哥死了
正所谓无亲无故
688
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,360
肚子大得像个箩筐似的
689
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560
你照顾了她一时
690
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,800
也照顾不了她一辈子
691
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,680
也得让人家把孩子生下来再说
692
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,240
大少奶奶 那个女人生了个儿子
693
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000
-这么快
-这下就更糟了
694
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,840
生个孩子 碍手碍脚的
695
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560
工又不能做 嫁又不能嫁
696
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,560
死路一条
697
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,240
-[阿福]大少爷、大少奶奶
-[宋夫人]又怎么了?
698
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560
那个女人上吊了
699
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640
上吊了
700
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240
问题就更大了 临死还留个累赘
701
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,360
哎呀
702
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,920
[阿福]已经上吊了
703
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,120
你干嘛那么想不开
704
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,600
[婴儿的哭声]
705
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,880
你看看你 人家现在已经上吊了
706
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,120
你还见死不救
707
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,720
懂什么?事情到了这个地步
708
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,520
上吊也是情有可原呀!
709
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,080
你没知觉的吗?
710
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080
你还有没有知觉?
711
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,680
我是在问你
抱她抱这么久
712
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880
你不累吗?
713
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,160
抱了这么久 照正常来讲是累了
714
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,080
还不放下
715
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840
-放下就放下
-[杨秀珍][惊叫]
716
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,200
干嘛那么大声
717
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,640
喂 抱着
718
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,680
宋夫人 你就让我死了算了[哭泣]
719
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760
你怎么还想着要死呢?
720
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,000
喂 你的鬼点子最多的
721
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,280
赶快想办法帮忙她呀!
722
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680
刚刚不是说了嘛!死路一条
723
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,760
宋夫人 我儿子就麻烦你照顾了
724
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,360
你就把他当作是你自己的儿子好了
725
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,960
我已经死了十几个儿子了
726
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,280
我很了解做母亲的心情
727
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,120
我不会让你的儿子没有母亲的
728
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440
这…这就麻烦了 我…
729
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840
我现在只有死路一条
730
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800
死路?死的也要说成活的
731
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,440
放屁 当今世上
732
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,120
谁有这个本领能够把死的说成活的
733
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,880
站住
734
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880
-关门…
-[杨秀珍]怎么了?…
735
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,200
[阿福、奶娘]打架啦!
736
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,920
[快节奏的音乐]
737
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,640
[宋世杰]哎呀!
738
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880
来呀 有本事在我父母面前揍我
739
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,440
带种的下来 看我揍不揍你
740
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,600
我没带 所以不下来
741
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,000
不知道你书念到哪里去了
742
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280
不必说了 封笔也是你的主意
743
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,240
现在又要我拿起笔来帮人告官
744
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400
我发过誓 儿子会没有小鸡鸡的
745
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,320
你这次是为了正义而打
746
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,280
上天会原谅你的嘛!
747
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760
万一他不原谅我怎么办?
748
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,320
你把小鸡鸡赔给我?
749
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400
不要再说了
750
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,920
你见死不救 你不是男子汉
751
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,080
你敢再说一次 小心我揍你
752
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,000
你不是男人
753
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,760
我是看你挺着大肚子
754
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,840
带种你就再说一次
755
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,640
你不是男人 不是男人…
756
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,640
好 我是女人
757
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,440
我看你把我怎么办?
758
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,240
好 有本事晚上就不要回房睡觉
759
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520
老爹、老妈
今天晚上我陪你们睡
760
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640
哼!
761
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,720
[虫鸣声]
762
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,400
[憋笑]
763
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,800
[阿福]大少爷
764
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,120
[阿福][笑声]
765
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,199
笑什么笑?你疯了
766
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,600
洗脸了 大少爷
[笑声]
767
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,360
神经病
[打呵欠]
768
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,719
这臭八是谁呀?
769
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800
[阿福]你呀!
770
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,840
我?
771
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,679
[宋世杰]活见鬼了
772
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,239
是谁把我弄得这副德性?
773
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,639
是大少奶奶
774
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,679
她说你又小器、又怕事、又自卑
775
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,760
干脆去做个女人算了
776
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,159
不过你扮的样子
777
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,880
比大少奶奶还漂亮的
[笑声]
778
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,440
闭上你的乌鸦嘴
779
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,679
大少奶奶呢?
780
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,000
大少奶奶说你不帮杨姑娘写状
781
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,720
她就自己上 一大早去衙门了
782
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,680
啊?
783
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,360
她以为她是谁呀?真是
784
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,080
喂…大少爷
785
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,440
先换衣服 我知道
786
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,080
不是啦!奶妈要冰糖炖木瓜
787
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,640
炖木瓜就炖木瓜 干我屁事
788
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,120
你得先把木瓜给我呀!
789
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560
大少奶奶把木瓜摆在你这儿
790
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,080
来…
791
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640
拿来呀!
792
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,320
我不是欠你的 我就是不给
793
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,640
别走
794
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,120
喂
795
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480
[击鼓声]
796
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,960
你在这儿看着 我进去
797
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,160
我在这儿看着 你进去
798
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560
师爷…
799
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,320
[放屁声]
800
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,440
[众人][嫌弃的声音]
801
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,720
爽呀
802
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,600
状纸上面写些什么?
803
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,800
回大人 好多XX跟OO
804
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,960
故且先念来听听
805
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,040
我宋李氏跟杨秀珍
806
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,480
现在XXOO县大老爷
807
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,800
杨秀珍的OO…
808
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160
等一下 宋李氏
809
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,080
杨秀珍的OO代表什么?
810
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,600
她老公呀!
811
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,720
继续
812
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,760
[师爷]杨秀珍的OO被人XX
813
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,560
杨秀珍她含X待X…
814
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640
慢着 含什么?
815
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,280
是含冤待雪呀 大老爷
816
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600
那个字我刚好又不会写
817
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,240
-什么事?
-来找老婆
818
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,960
找老婆 回家去找
819
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,800
大胆 本人宋世杰宋状师
820
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,880
平常在这里进出自由 谁胆敢拦我
821
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,080
那个时候 你有状纸在手
822
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,440
现在你有什么?
823
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000
两位大哥 方便一下 宵夜我请
824
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,760
[肥龙]新任知县新规矩
825
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,400
闲杂人等 不得进入
826
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,040
要等 在这里等
827
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400
最后是XX大老爷你全家的OO
828
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,040
混账…真的是狗屁不通
829
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,880
宋李氏 你家里没有人会写字吗?
830
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,040
怎么没有 这方圆五百里
831
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,920
谁不知道我老公是
832
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200
鼎鼎大名的宋状师宋世杰
833
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,560
[何大人]哦 怪不得你这么了不起
834
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,400
原来你就是宋世杰的夫人 是吧!
835
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,960
哼 失礼
836
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520
不算失礼
837
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,880
来人呀!夹刑伺候
838
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,320
是…
839
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,040
喂 这夹刑是什么玩意儿?
840
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,840
夹刑就是赏你嘴巴三十下
841
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,840
慢着
842
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,520
我是来告官的 干嘛打我的嘴巴
843
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,480
你丈夫宋世杰颠倒是非
844
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,080
你是他老婆 也是刁妇一名
845
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160
掌你三十下嘴巴
846
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,320
还是看着你老公的面子 打
[惊堂木声]
847
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,600
这…这还了得
848
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,960
-[守卫]拦住他
-[宋世杰]喂
849
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,880
喂…你这是干什么?
850
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,480
别动 再动贴到你满脸都是
851
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480
站住
852
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,080
我是不是好像…
853
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,360
是 好像济公
854
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,120
那…
855
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,760
想哭就哭吧!
856
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,400
[宋夫人][呜咽]
857
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,960
[痛哭]
858
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,480
这个仇不要我说儿子没有小鸡鸡
859
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,280
就算连我都没有小鸡鸡
860
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,880
我也一定要报
861
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,920
[众人]不行…绝对不行
862
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,160
就破例一次
863
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,360
-你发过誓的
-对…
864
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,240
我常常都在发誓
865
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,960
说实在 我发誓关你个屁事
866
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920
你现在要动这块乾隆皇帝
867
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,720
御笔亲题的牌匾 就是不行
868
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,680
[众人]对…
869
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,200
-这块牌匾影响我们全村的风水
-是呀!
870
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280
挂了一百年
871
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600
-一直都风调雨顺的
-[众人]对呀!
872
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,960
放上去的时候已经动过了
873
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,240
要影响已经影响了
874
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680
总之你要动这块风水牌匾就万万不能
875
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,960
对…不行
876
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,760
老公
877
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,200
-[众人]喂…
-不要吵
878
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,320
老婆 你上
879
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880
你亲手封的 要亲手去拿
880
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,840
去
881
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,080
哦
882
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,040
[众人]喂…
883
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,040
阿福
884
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,280
[众人]拦住他…
885
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,160
喂 阿福 你给我好好的顶着
886
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,400
[嘈杂的争吵]
887
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,160
哎呀
888
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,240
[众人][惊叫]
889
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,800
快点拿
890
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,640
-拿到了
-走
891
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,080
好棒 铁笔重出江湖
892
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680
黎民得以伸冤
893
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,560
你妈的 这句话是我讲的
894
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,800
你每次都要抢着讲
895
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,920
慢
896
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,560
各位请给点面子
897
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,680
听我老公说几句话 好不好?
898
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,160
请大家看看那一边
899
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,080
-[众人][惊叹]
-别动…
900
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,360
这一车的黄金
901
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,480
足够大家再盖十座八座这种牌楼
902
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480
要不然大家就分了它啰!
903
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760
对 分了它吧!
904
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,480
[众人]我的…
905
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240
宋先生
[笑声]
906
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000
哗…何大人
[笑声]
907
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320
久仰…
908
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,320
不敢当…吃过饭没?
909
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,640
吃过了
910
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,000
宋先生
911
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,640
哇!辛苦…
912
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,040
何大人
913
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,920
有劳…
914
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,240
[二人]请
915
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,840
[二人][笑声]
916
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,720
-[何大人]宋世杰
-来呀
917
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,360
本官未到来之前
918
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,760
就听说你能言善道
还能颠倒黑白 是不是?
919
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,480
你就是那位肚子大得像冬瓜
920
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,240
上下都可以一块放屁的何汝大大人
921
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,400
你侮辱我
922
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,000
不是我讲的 是人家讲的
923
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,920
人家说了你就听 你简直是饭桶
924
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,400
对 还跟大人同一家工厂
出品的饭桶
925
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,920
-我跟你不一样
-有什么不一样?
926
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,240
大家讲的话都是听来的
927
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,920
-你我是同行
-大胆
928
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,480
不过有的时候也会听错
929
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680
人家都说你像头猪
930
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,800
依我看…不太像
931
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,680
-[宋世杰][笑声]
-嗯
932
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240
杨秀珍原籍山西
933
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,200
是什么原因要到广州来告官?
934
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,240
大人你原籍湖南
935
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,880
来广州做官 又作何解释?
936
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,200
哼 你说这荡妇的丈夫
被他大哥大嫂害死
937
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,680
还冤枉她 有什么凭证没有?
938
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040
[宋世杰]没有
939
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,240
没凭没据 那就是诬告
940
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,240
-慢着
-什么?
941
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680
-敢问大人 我是公的还是母的?
-你当然是公的
942
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,320
有没有真凭实据?
943
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,520
公就是…
944
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600
你老婆都娶了 儿子也生了
945
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,920
你这不是公是什么?这是常理
946
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840
大人真是英明
947
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,880
[何大人]嗯 谢谢夸奖
948
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,800
她的大伯和大嫂死了个弟弟
949
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,280
弟媳妇又离家出走
950
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,760
如果不是作贼心虚
951
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,000
干嘛不闻不问?
952
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,760
请问大人 这算不算是常理?
953
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,680
杨秀珍 你是不是亲眼
看见他们下毒
954
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,600
是呀
955
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,080
不是 是我的丫头阿梅亲眼看到的
[婴儿的啼哭]
956
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,280
她看见他们两个人
957
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,000
亲手在汤里面下毒
958
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,960
我老公喝完那碗汤以后
959
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,880
就七孔流血 死了
960
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000
这个蠢东西还是阿梅提醒她
961
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,920
才在被人陷害之前走出来的
962
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,120
你还真多嘴呀!
963
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,280
多嘴是因为关心 关心才会多嘴
964
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,760
所以官字有两个口呀!
965
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,840
我老公教我的
966
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,360
[宋世杰]嗯?
967
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,480
[吸气]
968
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,280
[娇嗔]
969
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,920
真骚货
970
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,520
大人 是不是有结果了?
971
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800
啊?
972
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680
好 本官就暂且受理这件案子
973
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,120
瘦虎肥龙
974
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920
[瘦虎、肥龙]大人有何吩咐?
975
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,160
你们二人立即动身前去山西
976
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,320
去把杨秀珍的大伯跟大嫂
977
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,080
姚田氏夫妇押回来受审
978
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,840
还有她的丫头阿梅一齐带回来
979
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,080
[瘦虎、肥龙]遵命
980
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,960
[痛哭]
981
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440
退堂
982
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,720
慢一点
983
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,680
大人 暂请留步
[笑声]
984
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,400
[二人][笑声]
985
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120
大人 在下我还有一事不明
986
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,240
烦请大人给予指点
987
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,640
是吗?什么事呀?
988
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,280
如果有人因事冤枉好人
989
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,880
那他该当何罪?
990
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,120
那要看被冤枉的那个人
他是什么人呀?
991
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680
斯文人 跟大人德性差不多
992
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,440
是吗?那重者要告他诽谤
993
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,360
就算最轻的也要告他侮辱斯文
994
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000
要是由你来判
你会判他什么罪呢?
995
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,400
那要看冤枉别人的人
996
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,600
他是有心还是无意呀?
997
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,920
就当他是无意
998
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,240
无意也要罚他赔偿几十两银子
999
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,880
大人英明 智勇双全 佩服…
1000
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,080
好说…
1001
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,080
-还有事吗?
-快一点给钱呀!
1002
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,720
我什么时候欠你钱呀?
1003
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,440
大人刚刚说我能言善道
1004
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,360
颠倒黑白
1005
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,360
[何大人]是…
1006
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,880
现在既然受理这件案子
1007
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,040
-就证明我讲的是事实
-[何大人]是…
1008
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,240
-那你不就是侮辱斯文吗?
-[何大人]不是…
1009
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,960
要不你就是是非不分、办案糊涂
1010
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,520
-[何大人][笑声]
-[宋世杰]你随便挑一项承认好了
1011
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,000
言重…
1012
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,680
[二人][笑声]
1013
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400
-拿五十两银子给宋先生
-是…
1014
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,760
小声说好了 要是张扬出去
1015
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,560
-恐怕有辱大人的名声
-[何大人]没事
1016
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,240
[二人][笑声]
1017
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,360
快点
1018
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,400
-[何大人]真不幸
-[宋世杰]是呀…
1019
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,680
[痛哭]
1020
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,680
你又来了
1021
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,280
[抽泣]
1022
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,960
[何大人][赔笑]
1023
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040
请
[赔笑]
1024
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,400
官呀!
1025
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,040
[宋世杰][笑声]
1026
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,960
官呀!
1027
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,320
[宋世杰][大笑]
1028
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,640
官呀!
1029
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,920
[宋世杰][大笑]
1030
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,880
[宋世杰][大笑]
1031
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,000
哼!
1032
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880
布政司大人
1033
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,960
杨知县 什么事这么要紧?
一定要今天晚上来见我
1034
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,960
是这样的 那边那两个公差
1035
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040
一肥一瘦的两个公差
1036
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,080
他们说马不停蹄
1037
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,800
从广州足足走了三个月
1038
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480
带着公文来抓你妹妹姚田氏
1039
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,960
跟她老公姚大
1040
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,280
-回广州去受审
-啊?
1041
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,760
-小姐 姑爷
-[姚田氏夫妇]什么事?
1042
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,960
外面有两个公差
1043
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,200
说是从广州派来的
1044
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,800
要抓姑爷跟小姐你们呀
1045
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,720
说有人要告你们谋财害命
1046
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,240
[姚田氏]娘…
1047
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,200
[姚田氏]娘…
1048
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,720
谋害了谁呀?
1049
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,640
我二叔呀!
1050
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,600
我妹妹太过份了
1051
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,680
大人 你要想想办法呀?
1052
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,720
有什么办法?
1053
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,480
你别发这么大脾气
1054
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,680
怎么说她都是你妹妹
1055
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,960
总得帮她补救一下
1056
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,560
杀人偿命 怎么补救?
1057
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,000
你只有我一个女儿
1058
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,760
-娘 你也不想我死的
-[姚大]一个啊…
1059
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,360
娘也知道就你这么一个女儿
1060
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560
但是怎么救呀?
1061
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,040
娘 大哥一向最孝顺你
1062
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,320
他最听你的那根…
1063
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960
那根笛呀!你帮帮我吧!
1064
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,880
-是呀!娘
-我试试
1065
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200
[笛声]
1066
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,240
那不死定了…
1067
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,000
等一等 我娘在找我
1068
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,480
唷!还真听他娘的话
1069
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,960
[田大人]娘…
1070
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,160
-娘 你没事吧?
-[老太太][咳嗽]
1071
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,080
[姚田氏夫妇]大哥
1072
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,440
你们两个丧心病狂
1073
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,080
跪下来就表示真有其事
1074
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,480
[姚田氏夫妇]大哥 救救我呀!…
1075
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,840
[姚田氏]哎呀!
1076
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,840
你们两个死有余辜
1077
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,120
还敢来求我
1078
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,960
大哥骂得对 我是死有余辜
1079
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,160
你就当没生我这个女儿好了
1080
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,800
[老太太]你这么说
1081
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,600
不是要把娘的心挖出来吗?
1082
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,760
[咳嗽]
1083
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,960
娘
1084
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,040
血呀!
1085
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,800
娘吐血了
1086
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,120
哎呀 麻烦了
1087
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,160
不会吧!
1088
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,200
-[姚田氏]吐血了
-不要太激动
1089
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,960
你眼睁睁的看着
你妹妹被人抓去受审
1090
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,760
你袖手旁观 做娘的不吐血才怪
1091
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040
这个暖壶我要它干什么?
1092
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,440
-娘…
-让我冻死算了
1093
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,000
-这个…利…
-不要啊
1094
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,040
-牌…老娘也不打了
-娘…
1095
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,200
娘…
1096
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,760
-娘 你听我说嘛!
-[老太太][痛哭]
1097
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880
审这件案的是广州知县
1098
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,760
你…你身为一个山西布政司
1099
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,720
连一个广州知县都管不了
1100
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,200
我…我不活了
1101
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,960
让我去死 让我死
1102
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,360
-[田大人]娘 不要啊
-[姚田氏]不要啊 娘
1103
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,920
让我死 不要拉着我
1104
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,520
好了 娘 我就拼着干
1105
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,200
-阿原 阿全 快来呀!
-[男声]来了
1106
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,360
-什么事呀?
-什么事呀?老夫人
1107
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,080
无论如何 马上叫县老爷
留住广州来的两个官差 快去
1108
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,000
是呀!
1109
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,320
你马上叫阿原跟阿全火速赶到广州
1110
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,320
在你妹妹跟妹夫未到之前
1111
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,120
尽量疏通他们
1112
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,400
不管多少钱我都花
[歇斯底里的叫声]
1113
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,240
[鸟鸣声]
1114
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,080
[宋夫人]想借我的奶妈是不是?
1115
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,040
[张大婶]
是呀!我这小孙子得了百日咳
1116
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,640
吃好多药都没有效
1117
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,400
人家说人奶最灵
1118
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,560
[宋夫人]哦
1119
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,520
-奶妈 你过来
-大少奶奶
1120
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,080
跟这位大婶去一趟
1121
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,400
给她的小孙子喂点人奶
1122
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,200
不行 我的孙子二十岁了
1123
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,320
[宋夫人、奶娘]说什么?
1124
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,400
人都长这么大了 还吃我奶
1125
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,720
这样吧!在你方便的时候
1126
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,240
你就给她留一点啦!
1127
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,080
大少奶奶 我这不是甘蔗
随榨随有
1128
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,000
宋夫人 怎么办呀?
1129
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,680
[优美的音乐]
1130
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,400
[宋夫人][娇滴滴的嗔吟]
1131
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,840
老公 你别使那么大的劲嘛
1132
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,080
知道了
1133
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,960
[宋夫人][娇滴滴的嗔吟]
1134
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,560
老婆 来…
1135
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,920
干嘛!不行…
1136
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,080
来 快点
1137
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,920
不行啦!肚子太大了
1138
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,920
你这一次肚子怎么大得这么快
1139
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,200
[宋夫人][发骚的呻吟]
1140
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480
你明知道不允许
1141
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,000
就不要叫得这么骚嘛!
1142
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,560
弄得…弄得我心痒痒的
1143
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160
[宋夫人][发骚的呻吟]
1144
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,360
你…哎
1145
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,120
我…我出去 出去…
1146
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,760
我受不了
1147
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,080
喂 煮好杏仁茶了
1148
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,800
宋大嫂
1149
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,000
张大婶要的人奶 我弄好了
1150
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840
大家都是女人 用不着害羞
1151
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,720
你搁在这儿好了
我叫奶妈拿过去
1152
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,840
好
1153
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,760
老婆
1154
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,200
宋先生
1155
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600
-宋大嫂马上就回来
-是吗?
1156
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,160
杏仁茶这么快就煮好了
1157
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840
你想要喝吗?你先
1158
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,000
[杨秀珍][语塞]
1159
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,440
没什么杏仁味
1160
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,320
[宋世杰][漱口声]
1161
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,400
好重的奶味
1162
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,480
这碗是你的?
1163
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,680
-是
-什么东西?
1164
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,720
奶
1165
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,320
羊奶还是牛奶?
1166
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,880
人奶 是我的奶
1167
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440
[宋世杰]无论如何
千万不要让人家知道
1168
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,560
[杨秀珍][吸冷气]
1169
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,960
我先出去了
1170
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,600
[宋夫人画外音]你这个死家伙
一定跟她有一手
1171
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,960
[宋世杰画外音]没有
1172
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,240
[宋夫人画外音]不承认?
1173
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,160
[宋世杰画外音]打死也不承认
1174
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,480
哼!
1175
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,120
死色鬼 趁我大肚子去搞女人
1176
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,920
悦来客栈好像是宋世杰开的
1177
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,720
喂 你知不知道这间客栈
是不是宋世杰开的?
1178
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000
宋世杰?他死了
1179
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,040
[宋世杰]三八
1180
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,320
[男声]这个死宋世杰
1181
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,080
死都死得不是时候
1182
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,760
[大堂里人们低低的交谈声]
1183
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,160
什么时候死才是时候呢?请问
1184
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,240
[二人]你是什么人呀?
1185
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,480
我是这儿掌柜
1186
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,880
要死就早点死
1187
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,520
省得我们从山西白跑到广州来
1188
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,200
哦 你们是从山西来的
1189
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,320
只有山西
才可以出这样优良的品种
1190
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800
两位是当官啦!
1191
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,360
山西布政司
1192
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,560
咦?
1193
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,720
是我们的老爷
1194
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,880
啊?
1195
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,080
他特意派我们来
1196
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,240
有重要的公函交给这里的县太爷
1197
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400
这些阿猫阿狗
[娘娘腔]
1198
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,480
[男声]你告诉他这么多干什么?
[娘娘腔]
1199
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,960
[男声]好好好 不说…
[笑声]
1200
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:26,600
哗!原来两位真的是机…机灵过人
1201
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,920
你们老爷派你们来是为了…
1202
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,240
少废话 是不是客满没房间了?
1203
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,960
客什么满 那是骗人的
1204
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,360
两位请坐
1205
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,520
别碰我的人
1206
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,920
我立即去收拾一下房间
1207
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,480
[婴儿的啼哭声]
1208
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280
[宋世杰]嫂子…
1209
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,120
什么事?宋先生
1210
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,560
嫂子 你先别哭
1211
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,800
外面来了两个男人
1212
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,320
是你大伯母的大哥派来的
1213
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,760
我怀疑他们有诡
1214
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,240
[杨秀珍][悲泣]
1215
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,360
嫂子 你先听我说完你再哭
1216
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,720
我现在想请你先把房间让出来
1217
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,080
我好把房间租给他们
1218
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,400
还可以有机会试探一下
1219
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,440
你就委屈一点
1220
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,880
没关系 你还不是为我好吗?
1221
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,600
[宋世杰]嗯?
1222
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920
[宋世杰][嗅气声]
1223
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,040
宋先生 你想喝呀!
1224
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,400
不…你还是留给令郎
1225
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,280
没关系 你喜欢喝的话我请你喝
1226
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,040
不要那么客气
你挤得那么辛苦 是吧!
1227
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,200
磨的呀!
1228
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,600
磨的?
1229
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,160
杏仁茶啦!
1230
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,960
你连杏仁茶都挤得出来
1231
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,760
啊?哎呀…
1232
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,560
嫂子
1233
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160
唉!
1234
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,520
[娇滴滴的低笑]
1235
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,920
[暧昧的嘤咛]
1236
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240
喂 不要把我的衣服弄皱了
1237
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,360
[暧昧的嘤咛]
1238
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,080
-[暧昧的嘤咛]
-嗯?
1239
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,440
[暧昧的嘤咛]
1240
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,280
夜深了 不要鬼声鬼叫的
1241
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,680
[模仿宋夫人撒娇]
1242
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,280
[关门声]
1243
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,920
哼!
1244
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,960
[宋夫人画外音]死家伙
真进了那女人的房间
1245
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,760
[呼噜声]
1246
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,640
[嫌弃的慨叹]
1247
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,480
[呼噜声]
1248
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,200
[呼噜声]
1249
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,080
啊!
1250
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,760
你这个死家伙 你
1251
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,120
[三人][低低的惊叫]
1252
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,000
是谁在这里鬼声鬼叫的?
1253
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,040
是你
1254
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,760
三更半夜 你一个妇道人家
1255
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,760
鬼鬼祟祟 獐头鼠目的
1256
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,920
像个荡妇似的
1257
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,160
潜入两个大男人的房里
你想干什么?
1258
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,960
给我一个合理的解释
1259
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,400
你快点说
1260
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,240
[二人]你说嘛!
1261
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,000
我…我是来借尿壸的
1262
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,200
这算不算是合理的解释?
1263
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,520
[宋世杰]没有小鸡鸡 借什么尿壸
[低声讨论]
1264
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,680
[三人]不算
1265
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,920
[痛哭]
1266
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,560
老公 其实我不是来借尿壸的
1267
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,400
我知道 你以为杨秀珍在里面
1268
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,200
想找她聊聊天 是吗?
1269
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,560
是呀!老公 你真聪明
1270
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,040
当然 难道我会以为
你跟她有一手
1271
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,400
我会这样没风度去怀疑别人
1272
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560
你会不会这么怀疑我?
1273
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,600
不会 当然不会
1274
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920
岂有此理 简直是恶人先告状
1275
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,280
告了就告了 还要选黄道吉日
1276
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,240
开玩笑的啦!
1277
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,120
不要生气呀!
1278
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,200
怎么会呢?
1279
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,760
对了 这封信上怎么说?
1280
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,600
根据这封信 杨秀珍果然是含…
1281
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,520
冤 因为这对姚田氏夫妇
1282
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,440
利用山西布政司的关系
写了一封信给何汝大
1283
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,040
想利用五千两银子来收买他
1284
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,440
嫁祸给杨秀珍
1285
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400
-真嚣张 揍他
-先不要急
1286
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,600
这封信是将来最有力的证据
1287
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,880
我们赶紧多抄一份
1288
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,680
放回原位 免得打草惊蛇
1289
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,840
对呀!老公你果然厉害呀!
1290
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,800
-你现在才知道
-我一向都知道
1291
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,040
只是嘴巴不说嘛!
1292
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,480
我以后要你早中晚 各说一次
1293
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,600
还不许梳高髻
1294
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,640
哦
1295
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,440
更不可以呯哩叭啦揍我
1296
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640
哦
1297
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,080
还要全听我的
1298
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,480
重要的我就听
1299
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,520
那就糟了
1300
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,720
以你的智商来算
1301
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080
你怎么知道什么是重要的
1302
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,120
干脆这样
1303
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,600
以后我只要说麦芽糖这三个字
1304
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,040
你就要照我的话去做
1305
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,680
哦
1306
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,360
当今世上我最英俊 你说呢?
1307
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,240
不好啦!
1308
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,600
麦芽糖
1309
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,120
麦不麦芽糖 你都是最英俊的
1310
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,120
那还要说
1311
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,240
[宋夫人][无声耳语]
[笑声]
1312
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400
不要啦!
1313
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,480
麦芽糖
1314
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,040
现眼报
1315
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,800
[二人][笑声]
1316
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,160
[暧昧的笑声]
1317
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,840
这件事原来是这个样子
1318
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520
连山西知县也没审问过这件案子
1319
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,920
审是没有审过
1320
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,480
只不过我们老爷希望
1321
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,360
-大人可以多多包涵
-喂…
1322
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,520
被你说完了
1323
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,400
大人 我们二小姐还有姑爷
1324
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,080
正跟着两位公差前往此地途中
1325
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480
一切就请大人多多的包涵
1326
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,960
这里是五千两银子
请大人笑纳
1327
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,600
何某为官…
1328
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,120
[放屁声]
1329
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800
一向光明正大 两袖清风
1330
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,960
两位请回去回复布政司大人
1331
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,720
这件案子看在同僚份上
1332
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,000
何某人一定会尽力而为
1333
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,960
至于这些银两 万万不能收
就这样 请回吧!
1334
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,760
喂
1335
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,520
两位大人请留步
1336
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,600
这银两就搁下吧!
1337
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,880
什么事?何夫人
1338
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,160
你们回去告诉你们大人
1339
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,200
就说我们何知县谢谢他了
1340
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,720
何知县不是说
他是光明正大的吗?
1341
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,200
开支太大
1342
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,160
两袖清风
1343
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,960
两餐吃风
1344
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,800
[放屁声]
1345
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,240
[嫌弃的哼声]
1346
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,600
厉害…走
1347
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,680
[姚田氏夫妇]
姚田氏夫妇 叩见大人
1348
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,880
[何大人]姚田氏夫妇 你们看一下
1349
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000
认不认得抱着小孩那个女人
1350
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,200
回禀大人
1351
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,160
她是我二叔的妻子姚杨氏
1352
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,200
杨秀珍不守妇道 谋杀亲夫
1353
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,360
还诬告姚田氏夫妇 该当何罪
1354
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440
-大人
-你住嘴 先不要说话
1355
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,160
请问大人
1356
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,800
是不是第一次见到姚田氏夫妇?
1357
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,760
是又怎么样?
1358
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,640
[无奈的叹气]
1359
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,400
是真的那你就太笨了
1360
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,400
我笨什么?
1361
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,080
既然是第一次接触
1362
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,480
表面上你要做漂亮一点
1363
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360
我刚才做得不漂亮吗?
1364
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,480
对呀!最少也要假装
1365
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,960
听完所有的人讲话
1366
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,160
人家姚田氏夫妇还没开口
1367
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,600
你就什么都知道
1368
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,600
那是不是告诉别人有默契在先
1369
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,080
这样…
1370
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,680
我怎么说 你就怎么做
1371
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,680
你这官怎么当的
1372
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:10,920
你…
1373
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720
混账 本官今天不教训你
1374
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,480
以后就真的不会做官了
1375
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,720
来人 用刑
1376
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,480
大人 有甲乙丙三种刑
1377
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,520
用哪一种?
1378
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,400
丙啦!
1379
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,680
慢着 丙是什么东西?
1380
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,520
-丙就是丙啦!
-先不能丙
1381
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,840
什么时候轮到女人说话?
1382
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,080
我老公怎么说也是个秀才
1383
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,280
他只要一日功名在身
1384
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,360
你就不能说丙就丙
1385
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,480
只要他喜欢有什么不可以呢?
1386
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,600
还要你说…
1387
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,240
噢!你们想玩手段
1388
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,640
本官就奉陪 当心玩得太大的话
1389
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,280
你们会撑不住 退堂
1390
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,080
天大事我也陪你玩
1391
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,840
[何大人]你们三位要想清楚
1392
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,800
二叔 你已经十天没大便了
1393
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480
你呢?你一个月都没有睡觉了
1394
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,320
你家人的母猪前几天难产
1395
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,920
昨天晚上就死了
1396
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,560
完全是因为宋世杰…
1397
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,080
[何大人][放屁声]
[众人嫌弃的声音]
1398
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,680
动过牌楼的风水
1399
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,120
所以才会弄成这个样子
[鸟鸣声]
1400
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,280
两位不管怎么说是长辈 宋世杰…
1401
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,400
[放屁声]
1402
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,240
宋世杰这么做简直太不给面子
[众人嫌弃的声音]
1403
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,920
所以依我说…依我说…
1404
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,840
二叔…
1405
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,440
有什么话你就讲嘛!
1406
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,120
[男声]你就快点说吧!
1407
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,040
所以是不是应该
惩戒他一下才对?
1408
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,280
[男声]能不能一次把话讲完嘛!
1409
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,840
[放屁声]
1410
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040
[舒畅的呼气]
1411
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,000
小弟就说了 二叔…
1412
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,200
两…两位乡亲 这么没有礼貌
1413
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,520
[鸟鸣声]
1414
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,360
走也不通知一下
1415
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,840
[男声]革他的秀才是不是呀!
1416
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,080
你们这么快就到楼下去了
1417
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,160
[何大人]丙刑!
1418
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,960
[宋世杰][打呵欠]
1419
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,960
我已经讲过了 我是秀才打不得
1420
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,280
你只不过是一个区区知县
1421
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,480
有朝一日我中了举
1422
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,000
随时做你的上司 换个花样吧!
1423
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,320
你已经不是秀才了
1424
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,560
大学士
1425
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,640
老师…
1426
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,280
宋世杰 你动了牌楼的风水
1427
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,400
我就革了你的功名
1428
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,560
大学士 有劳了
1429
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,960
客气…
1430
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,600
请…
1431
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,640
[冷笑]
1432
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,520
果然是官官相卫
1433
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,440
想革我秀才是吗?
1434
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,520
别以为这样可以对付得了我
1435
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,040
老婆 把信拿出来
1436
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,760
啊!信在你那里呀!
1437
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640
信在我这里?不是在你那里吗?
1438
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,760
在我这里吗?
1439
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,760
等等
1440
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,560
连信都没有带 告个屁
1441
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,760
让一让…让开 别挡路…
1442
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,360
你们两个搞什么鬼?
1443
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,760
对了 大人
1444
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,920
我忘记带一件很重要的东西
1445
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,320
希望你给我一个时辰
1446
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,000
-混账 来人呀!
-[男声]有
1447
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080
-给我打
-慢着
1448
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,160
[何大人]什么事?
1449
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,600
不要说我没警告过你
1450
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,440
你的事我知道得一清二楚
1451
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,520
只要你敢动我一根汗毛
那你就会后悔
1452
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,480
-打
-慢着
1453
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:49,920
哼!怕了吧!
1454
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,960
我要脱了你的衣服打
才打得剔透点
1455
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,120
-打
-慢着
1456
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,160
[何大人]什么事?
1457
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,920
你有本事就打得我重一点
1458
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,800
你打得我越重 我就告得你越重
1459
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,000
本官有什么让你告的?
1460
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,640
-重打四十
-慢着
1461
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,120
打我四十 太少了吧!
1462
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,520
带种的就打我八十
1463
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,800
我就打你的整数一百 打
1464
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,760
-慢着
-又什么事呀?
1465
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,320
没事 只喜欢凑热闹 有意见吗?
1466
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,760
意见无须多说 打
1467
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,600
-慢着
-慢着
1468
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,920
又谁嚷慢着?
1469
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,720
阿福 信在这儿
1470
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,720
师爷 帮我大大声地念出来
1471
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,800
[师爷]是呀!
1472
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,920
老公
我昨天晚上陪你XXXX到天亮
1473
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120
才知道老公那条XX好厉害
1474
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,320
[宋氏夫妇]不会吧!
1475
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,800
[师爷]老公 我XX你
1476
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,880
糟了 我拿错信了
1477
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,200
宋世杰 这封是什么信?你讲
1478
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840
[宋世杰][语塞]
1479
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,160
这封是我老婆写给我的情书
1480
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,280
狗屁不通
1481
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,880
XX到天亮
1482
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,040
写信嘛!
1483
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,360
哦
1484
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,560
你老公哪条XX好厉害呀!
1485
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,000
是支笔 我不是常告诉你
1486
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,360
-笔是一支支 不是一条条
-哦
1487
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,680
我们回家写字去
1488
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,120
-站住
-[夫妇二人]干嘛
1489
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,720
你们两个玩够了没有?
1490
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,960
来人 打
1491
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,600
不许动 谁敢打我老公?
1492
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,720
打
1493
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,720
去死
1494
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800
[何大人]哎呀呀
1495
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,440
大胆
1496
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,560
大胆 公堂之上
1497
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,120
怎么由得你乱来 快点走
1498
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,080
放开他
1499
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,440
麦芽糖
1500
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,080
你说过要听我话 你忘了
1501
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,760
就算你不考虑自己
也要考虑肚子里的孩子
1502
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520
我说麦芽糖 你还不走
1503
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,480
好 你等我
1504
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,880
-[宋夫人]阿福 回去拿信
-[阿福]哦
1505
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,840
你这狗官 这个仇我不报
我是乌龟
1506
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,680
好 本官就给你个机会
1507
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,800
打完你之后 就押你游街
1508
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,520
不然你这乌龟不是白做了吗?
1509
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,960
师爷 打够一百下就叫醒我呀!
1510
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,560
-[师爷]是 大人
-[宋世杰][痛呼声]
1511
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,280
[杖击声]
1512
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,720
何汝大
1513
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,760
[宋世杰]
小心那五千两你无福消受呀!
1514
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,640
你神经病 什么五千两?
1515
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,800
有五千两 我还用做官 你真是
1516
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,880
-就算有 官你也要做呀!
-[何大人][惊叫]
1517
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,040
就是现在没有才要做呀!
1518
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,000
-我收下了
-[何大人][惊叫]
1519
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,200
收了 老婆你收了什么五千两?
1520
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,920
-布政司的五千两
-[何大人][惊叫]
1521
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,040
你真是的 那五千两
你怎么可以收的?
1522
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,440
慢着 他怎会知道那五千两的事?
1523
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,680
别管那么多
把他放了不就是了吗?
1524
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,720
不行…现在把他放了
1525
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,040
岂不是不打自招
1526
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,240
既然已经判了 就坚持到底
1527
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,520
找到那封信没有?
1528
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,200
没有呀!我整个房子都找了
就是没找着
1529
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,080
[奶妈][笑声]
1530
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,960
大少奶奶 糟了
1531
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,560
大少爷被抓去游街了
1532
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,400
宋夫人…
算了…我不告了
1533
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,040
-一句话 去还不去?
-我…
1534
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,240
走开!
1535
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,280
[路人][低低的惊呼]
1536
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,400
[奶妈、阿福][哭声]
1537
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,480
大少爷
1538
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,080
到这里来干嘛?快点走
1539
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,120
喂…等等我
1540
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,200
[破窗而出的巨响]
1541
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,520
需要带大批人马来吗?
1542
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,680
[激昂热血的音乐]
1543
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,120
啊?
1544
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,400
[混乱的声音]
1545
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,120
帮我顶住
1546
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,480
明枪易挡
1547
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,120
暗箭难防
1548
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,640
[刀剑相击声]
1549
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,800
[众蒙面人]峨嵋剑法
1550
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,840
[奶妈]去死啊 你
1551
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,400
[重击声]
1552
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,440
[蒙面人]啊?
1553
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,360
老娘打死你 去死啊你
1554
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,760
这个水袋跟我几十年
你竟然打爆它
1555
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,360
哎、哎、哎呦
1556
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,640
[打斗声]
1557
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,520
老婆 你没事吧!
1558
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,760
[宋夫人][呻吟声]
1559
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,360
老婆
1560
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,440
老公呀!
1561
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,880
[杨秀珍]哎呦!
1562
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,280
[宋夫人][呻吟声]
1563
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840
[阿福][惨叫声]
1564
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,040
[宋夫人][呻吟声]
1565
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,920
老婆 你是不是要生了?
1566
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,400
[奶妈]哎呀 救命啊
1567
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,000
[杨青][发力的呼喝声]
1568
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,680
带宋世杰走
1569
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,160
杨兄
[婴儿的啼哭声]
1570
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,960
大祸了 走
1571
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,320
-老婆 你不要吓我
-现在吗?
1572
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,280
你在这里
1573
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,360
[杨秀珍]生小孩子呀!
1574
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840
[奶妈]来 少奶奶
1575
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,760
[喊杀声]
1576
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,280
保护犯人回去
他死了你们就没命
1577
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,640
退后 全部退后
1578
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,600
用力 就快了
1579
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,040
[杨秀珍]快用点力
1580
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,400
[奶妈]就快了
1581
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,560
[男声]退后
1582
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,560
老公呀
1583
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,920
[婴儿啼哭声]
1584
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,200
老婆
1585
01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:19,840
[婴儿啼哭声]
1586
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,479
生了没?小孩子生出来了没有
1587
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,800
大少爷 大少奶奶生了
1588
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,439
奶妈 生出来的儿子
有没有小鸡鸡?
1589
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,800
没有小鸡鸡的
1590
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,800
啊?
1591
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,439
你进来干什么?
1592
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,760
喝喜酒
1593
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,840
喝喜酒?这里不是来探监
1594
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,640
就是来坐牢 喝什么喜酒?
1595
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,720
不要理他
搞不出什么花样来的
1596
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,760
宋状师 你的牺牲实在太大了
1597
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,279
那还用说
1598
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,600
我现在只想求老天爷
1599
01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,319
把我儿子的小鸡鸡还给我
1600
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,479
[哽咽]
1601
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,279
女孩子要个小鸡鸡干什么?
1602
01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:04,640
啊?
1603
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,880
你说什么?
1604
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,160
你再说一次
1605
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,319
我老婆生了个女的
1606
01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,479
是呀!
1607
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,439
[松口气]
1608
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,840
老天爷总算给我宋世杰几分薄面
1609
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240
我能帮你什么忙呢?
1610
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,200
劫狱
1611
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,840
犯法的事我不做
1612
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,479
贱人 你不犯法
1613
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,800
杨秀珍的二哥怎么死的?
1614
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,040
那是意外 这把扇的主人
1615
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,120
可以帮我证明
1616
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,720
[宋世杰]欺人如欺天 无自欺也
1617
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,000
负民即负我 何忍负之
1618
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,720
啊?是他!
1619
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,040
这一次我们有救了
1620
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,080
-他是什么人?
-都是贱人
1621
01:09:37,319 --> 01:09:38,240
也是贱人?
1622
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,800
他是官 所以贱
1623
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880
但是贱得很正直
1624
01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,439
他从来不收黑钱
弄得老婆离家出走
1625
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,680
从此寄情工作
1626
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,040
一年之内连升四级
1627
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,960
现已贵为八府巡按
1628
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:48,960
那就有得救了
1629
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,359
我们该怎么做呢?
1630
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:51,680
不是我们 是你
1631
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,760
你现在马上拦轿告状
1632
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,600
为了正义要牺牲
1633
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,280
我想你应该不会有问题是吧?
1634
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,720
这点绝对没问题
1635
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,920
那就行了
1636
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,040
[杨青][痛呼声]
1637
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,600
谢谢
1638
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,640
这把扇子一定要交到他手上
一路小心
1639
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,240
但是你现在处境很危险
1640
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,800
不怕
1641
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,160
这里守卫深严
1642
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,440
闲杂人等不是随便说一句话
1643
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,680
就可以进得来的
1644
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,960
你能够来到这里
1645
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,280
相信你已经想尽办法
1646
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,640
历尽千辛万苦的
1647
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,840
可是我刚进来只随便说一句
喝喜酒的
1648
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,360
好了…我知道你很棒
1649
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,520
别那么啰嗦了
1650
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,040
我们要以大事为重 去吧
1651
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,720
好 告辞了
1652
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,040
[笑声]
1653
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,480
[狱卒一]干什么?
1654
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,280
探监嘛!
[捏着嗓子装女人声音]
1655
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680
-[男声]去死
-[宋世杰][惊叫]
1656
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,200
[宋世杰][惨叫]
1657
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,680
他怎么会那么倒霉?
1658
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,400
倒霉到游街被人追杀
1659
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,400
要是他死了 那就不得了
1660
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,080
如果他死了 大人担当不起
1661
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,120
我不知道吗?
1662
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,560
[何大人][惊叫]
1663
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,520
[飞镖破空声]
1664
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,880
干什么?
1665
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,160
[低沉的音乐]
1666
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,800
-干什么?
-还不快追
1667
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,560
人都跑了 现在才去追
1668
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,880
追不出什么花样的
1669
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,880
[两狱卒]追
1670
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,000
他晕过去了 快点救醒他
1671
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,960
宋世杰 你没事吧!
1672
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,440
-没事走两步给本官看看
-哦
1673
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,320
喂…你到底在干什么?
1674
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,720
是你叫我走两步给你看看
1675
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,320
那你拍两下手掌给我看看
1676
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,280
好呀!
1677
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,320
你拍两下手掌给我看看
1678
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,120
什么事那么开心要拍手?
1679
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,480
你妈有喜了
1680
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600
[何大人画外音]难道他真的疯了
1681
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,440
[男声]宋世杰疯了
1682
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,520
宋世杰他疯了
1683
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,720
宋世杰疯了
1684
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,480
宋世杰在牢里面疯了
1685
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,160
[众人][议论纷纷]
1686
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,800
-站住
-坐下
1687
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,440
喂 你在玩什么?
1688
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,960
[何大人]宋世杰抬头看看
1689
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,480
认不认得手抱婴孩这个女子?
1690
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520
不认得
1691
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320
真的不认得吗?
1692
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920
-[宋夫人]抱着
-[何大人]好啊
1693
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,680
[何大人]混账…
1694
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,120
喂 老公 人家都说你疯了
1695
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,360
到底是玩真的还是假的?
1696
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,640
你在玩什么花样?
1697
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,320
你到底是谁?你干嘛倒着讲话
1698
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,280
你这么没礼貌
1699
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,520
来人呀 拖出去打
1700
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,000
哼 我看你能够挺多久
1701
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,600
你还真挺得住
1702
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200
我再踢…
[婴儿啼哭声]
1703
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,160
[何夫人]给我
1704
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,680
干嘛抢我的女儿?还我
1705
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,520
不要吵 本官自有分寸
1706
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,640
宋世杰 现在这两个女子
1707
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,080
都自认是这个婴孩的母亲
1708
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,280
你认为应该怎么处理呢?
1709
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,080
干嘛问我?想耍我
1710
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,120
那倒不是
1711
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,800
本官想问一下你个人的意见
1712
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,320
好让本官参详一下
1713
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,480
我可是警告你 别拿我的女儿来玩
1714
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,040
争什么争?把她砍成两段
一人给一段不就成了
1715
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,080
[惊吓声]
1716
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,520
我把你踢疯了 女儿你也有份
1717
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,600
你也有份
1718
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,360
我也有份?那就砍成三段
1719
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,320
我要中间那段
1720
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,280
-大胡子 你有没有份?
-有呀!
1721
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,840
-关你屁事
-师爷
1722
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,800
在
1723
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,560
宋世杰 现在把小孩分成四段
1724
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,720
分得公公道道
1725
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,760
[宋世杰]好
1726
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:34,000
[宋世杰]砍…
1727
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,440
老公 你真的发疯了
1728
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,240
你砍的是你的女儿
1729
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,440
刚刚说要砍 现在又不砍
1730
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,880
你们真的很无聊 疯子
1731
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,640
[何大人]宋世杰
1732
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,600
想不到你一辈子聪明
1733
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,600
竟然弄得如此的下场
1734
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,680
就算把你关在牢里也没什么意思
1735
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,240
本官下令 限你三天之内
1736
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,400
全家离开本县
1737
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,000
所有家产充公
1738
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,880
[衙差]走开…
1739
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,400
我就算砍不死你
1740
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,880
现在把你给弄疯了
1741
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,960
看你拿什么来告我们
1742
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,120
让开…
1743
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,000
大少奶奶
1744
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,240
喂…
1745
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,640
除了你身上的东西之外
1746
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,680
所有的东西都不准带走
1747
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,120
你干嘛那么嚣张呀!你
1748
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,400
[奶妈]哎呦 发钗掉了
1749
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,960
听好 你身上再有东西掉下来
1750
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,120
我们还封
1751
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,000
好端端的一个人
1752
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,320
怎么会变成这个样子
1753
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,520
不管他变什么样子
1754
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:06,680
他还是我的老公
1755
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,640
-老公
-不要吵
1756
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,200
我们走
1757
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,320
[众人]是…
1758
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,600
大少奶奶 你没有事吧!
1759
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,960
没事
1760
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,920
我只是刚刚想起来
1761
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,080
我们结婚十多年了
1762
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,800
他从来都没有跟我说过我爱你
1763
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,160
老婆 对不起 我爱你
1764
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,760
-又来了…
-让我把你打晕
1765
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,080
打你个死人头
1766
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,560
他是装疯的 快点过来帮忙
1767
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,680
[宋世杰]快点
1768
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,840
[婴儿啼哭声]
1769
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,560
我的女儿
1770
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,560
大少爷
1771
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,240
-让我抱抱…快点
-来呀…
1772
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,880
你看她比奶妈还大
1773
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,800
再看看
1774
01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:01,040
少了个小鸡鸡 换回一个鸡套子
[婴儿啼哭声]
1775
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,840
你看她多可爱
1776
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,640
[亲吻声]
1777
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,440
我说大少爷 你装疯装得真像
1778
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,880
连我都让你骗了 真厉害
1779
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,720
连你都骗不了 不如去跳海
1780
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,480
在里面不装疯 死得才难看
1781
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,320
不过这次我没事 就该他们死了
1782
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640
老婆
1783
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,520
-你看
-是信呀!
1784
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,840
怎么会在你那里呢?
1785
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,120
[宋世杰]这封信一直在我身上
1786
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,880
那天你为什么不交给何知县
1787
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,200
何知县?那天在公堂上
数他的官最大
1788
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,000
要是把信拿出来 他都会把它吃了
1789
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,200
哼 其实我在等一个机会
1790
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,800
我要在八府巡按面前
1791
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,680
把这些狗官的乌纱帽给摘了
1792
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,280
[悠长的锣声]
1793
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,880
[杨青][呼喝声]
1794
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,520
大人 伸冤
1795
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,040
大胆刁民 居然挡着巡按大人去路
1796
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,320
不管什么冤情 先打三十大板
1797
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,920
有没有搞错?伸冤要挨板子
1798
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,520
原来是你
1799
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,160
[巡按大人]官官相卫
1800
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,240
大人 宋世杰出名口才了得
1801
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,280
颠倒是非 诬告他人
1802
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,880
他还装疯欺骗本官
1803
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,800
你是堂堂一名知县
1804
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,720
怎么可以让一个秀才在这里放肆
1805
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,600
大人 我区区一名知县
1806
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,080
他怎么会放在眼内
1807
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,880
他还四处散播谣言说就算大人…
1808
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,360
我就直说了吧!
1809
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,240
他说就算大人加上我们三个
1810
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,520
也不是他的对手呀!
1811
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,840
混账 区区一个秀才
1812
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,960
难道会难倒我们?
1813
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,400
不是呀 布政司大人
1814
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,120
外面有好多人下重注
1815
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,040
[何大人]说宋世杰
一定会打赢这场官司
1816
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,800
好 我倒要看看这个宋世杰
1817
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,120
有多大本事
1818
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,520
[水火棍敲击地面的声音]
1819
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,800
[众衙役]威武…
1820
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,520
[肃穆的鼓声]
1821
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,600
[惊堂木声]
1822
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,200
传宋世杰及有关人等
1823
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,160
[人群热烈的欢迎声]
1824
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,240
[宋世杰][笑声]
1825
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,880
谢谢
1826
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,440
请签个名字吧!
1827
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,840
哇 这么捧场呀
1828
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,360
巡按大人
1829
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,600
宋世杰 本官提醒你
1830
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,400
你已经不是秀才身份了
1831
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,800
没错 见到巡按大人还不下跪
1832
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,360
宋世杰 你分明是藐视王法
1833
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,160
既然几位大人这么注重门面功夫
1834
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,200
我跪也无妨呀!
1835
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,160
混账 尊重朝廷命官
1836
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,840
哪得算是门面功夫?
1837
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,720
尊不尊重是在心里头
1838
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,480
不是在膝盖上面
1839
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,320
你说是吗?大人
1840
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,480
[何、田、杨三人]宋世杰…
1841
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,560
宋世杰 本官准你不跪
1842
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,400
谢大人
1843
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,560
姚田氏夫妇是怎么样
谋害杨秀珍的丈夫的?
1844
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,520
何大人 杨秀珍丈夫是怎么死的?
1845
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,960
杨秀…
1846
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:59,120
大人 杨秀珍的丈夫是被杨秀珍
气到吐血而死的
1847
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,680
巡按大人 你都听到了
1848
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,480
传陈二
1849
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,640
[男声]传陈二
1850
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,000
[围观者][窃窃私语]
1851
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,160
告诉几位大人
1852
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,240
你是何人?
1853
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560
[陈二]山西的仵作 大人
1854
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,640
请问杨秀珍的丈夫
是怎么死的?
1855
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,000
验过骨头全黑
1856
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,960
是死于剧毒 大人
1857
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,400
[姚田氏夫妇][吸冷气]
1858
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,240
死于什么?请大声再讲一遍
1859
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,240
死于剧毒…
[提高声音喊]
1860
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,920
[杨秀珍][痛哭]
1861
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,600
你们两个好狠毒 害死我丈夫
1862
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,720
你不要哭了 你就会哭
1863
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,720
下毒的也有可能是你
1864
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,920
[何、田、杨三人]
是 下毒的可能是你…
1865
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,160
是呀!要是这样 你就倒霉
1866
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640
-我?
-关你屁事 你…
1867
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,600
山西知县 在你管辖之内
1868
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,880
有人死于非命 你居然不闻不问
1869
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,040
这个过失你要负全部责任
1870
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,560
-[杨知县][语塞]
-死定了…
1871
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,080
不过你也不用怕成这个样子
1872
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,640
凶手不是你 是姚田氏夫妇
1873
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,880
[姚田氏夫妇]大人 冤枉…
1874
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,080
没有冤枉 既然证实姚二
1875
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,320
是死于剧毒 你居然说
1876
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,000
他是被老婆气得吐血而死
1877
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,840
如果不是作贼心虚 为何要说谎
1878
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,480
我怎么知道他是气得吐血死
1879
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,240
还是中毒吐血死呀!
1880
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,760
分明狡辩
1881
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,160
大人明鉴
1882
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,920
[巡按大人]就算姚二是中毒而死
1883
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,040
但是也有没证据证明
是姚田氏夫妇所干
1884
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,040
[何大人]不错呀!
1885
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,000
[宋世杰]说得也对
1886
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,480
传证人小梅
1887
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,920
[男声]传证人小梅
1888
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,480
我来了
1889
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,840
小梅叩见各位大人
1890
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,240
小梅
1891
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,360
你就是小梅
1892
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,320
命案发生以后 你上哪儿去了?
1893
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,280
大人 自从二少奶奶
1894
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,920
无故失踪之后 我就回到乡下了
1895
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,920
但是当时你在现场
1896
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,000
将实情说出来
1897
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,120
没有…当时我不在现场
1898
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,760
你怎么可以这么说呢?
1899
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,320
当时是你告诉我
1900
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,800
是他们两个下毒害死我老公的
1901
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,960
你还叫我赶快走
1902
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,760
你现在为什么要这么说嘛?
1903
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,360
我哪有呀
1904
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,320
-还有…
-够了
1905
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,720
辛苦你了 你可以回去休息了
1906
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,680
大人…
1907
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,200
宋世杰 现在还轮不到你
1908
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,720
小梅 继续说
1909
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,280
我是二少奶奶的贴身丫头
1910
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,520
二少奶奶平常就好凶
1911
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,040
整天欺负二少爷
1912
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,120
还一拳一拳的打他
1913
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,480
你…
[痛哭]
1914
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,480
有时候 她还叫一些
1915
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,200
不三不四的人回来
1916
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280
事发当日 小梅并不在场
1917
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,440
[小梅]但是在前一天
1918
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,000
[小梅]我听见她跟二少爷
在房里面吵得好厉害
1919
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,680
第二天 二少爷他就死了
1920
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760
宋世杰 你还有什么话说?
1921
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,960
没有
1922
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,040
大人 现在真相大白
1923
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,160
明明是杨秀珍谋杀亲夫
1924
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,960
宋世杰诬告他人
1925
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,520
宋状师 你该不会只有这么两招的
1926
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,000
大人果然英明 又被你说中
1927
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,040
这里有一封信
1928
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,360
是在事发之后
1929
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,000
山西布政写信给何汝大大人
1930
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,560
无意中被我取得
1931
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:01,760
我照样抄了一份
1932
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240
那封信的内容呢?
1933
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:08,160
内容精彩绝伦 拍案叫绝
1934
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,120
山西布政为了包庇亲妹
1935
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,160
谋财害命 用五千两银子
1936
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,160
收买何汝大 叫他对这件事
1937
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,440
睁一只眼 闭一只眼
1938
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,200
大人 信是收了一封
1939
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,960
只不过布政大人写给小人的信
1940
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:20,960
说的是这件案的实情
1941
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,000
同时叫我秉公办理而已
1942
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,320
-现在那封信呢?
-不见了
1943
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,560
那就看这一封吧!
1944
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,680
慢着
1945
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,600
刚才你说信是抄回来的
1946
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,040
那你怎么写都行
1947
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,800
我抄回来那封已转交给何大人了
1948
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,120
现在我手上这一封才是真迹
1949
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,520
也是由你说
1950
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:42,760
这封信是真是假
1951
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:43,720
根本无从稽考
1952
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,800
对字迹 大人
1953
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,440
-对
-慢着
1954
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:47,840
-你想怎么样?
-哼
1955
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,360
根据大清律例 凡偷看公文者
1956
01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,880
要挖去双眼 是不是大人?
1957
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,000
是
1958
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,680
大清律例的确有这一条
1959
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,760
宋世杰 你真的偷看公文的话
1960
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,120
就得先挖去双眼
1961
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,080
如果你肯自挖双眼
1962
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,560
我们就相信这封信是真的
1963
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,280
非常合情合理
1964
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,840
请问巡按大人 你说对吗?
1965
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,200
-[巡按大人]对
-[其余三人]挖
1966
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,360
请问大人 挖别的地方行吗?
1967
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,800
大胆 本府面前不得放肆
1968
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,360
刑具伺候
1969
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,840
别玩了 挖不挖?
1970
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,240
不挖
1971
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,720
混账 不挖就是诬告他人
1972
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,360
侮辱朝廷命官大人
1973
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,000
根据大清律例 应该怎么办?
1974
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,400
应该割掉舌头
1975
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:47,840
[何大人]刑具伺候
1976
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,880
宋世杰 要不你挖掉双眼
1977
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,440
要不割掉舌头 任选一样
不能选第三样
1978
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,560
老公
1979
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,280
[惊堂木声]
1980
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,600
用刑
1981
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,880
-慢着
-是谁说慢着?
1982
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,040
-我
-什么事?
1983
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,520
-有人拉屎
-谁呀?
1984
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,920
我…的女儿拉屎
1985
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,360
大人 请准许我帮我的女儿换尿片
1986
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,960
混账 公堂之上
1987
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,800
怎么可以做这种事情 你…
1988
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,440
[放屁声]
1989
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,440
[宋氏夫妇]哦 何大人放屁…
1990
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,200
公堂之上 只准州官放屁
1991
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840
不准百姓拉屎
1992
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,880
你们说这有什么王法吗?说说看
1993
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,560
-还有什么王法
-[男声]对呀…还那么大声
1994
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,600
好…换吧!…
1995
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,120
谢大人 怎么样…
1996
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,400
真麻烦 你干嘛生个女的
1997
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,840
女的特别喜欢拉屎
1998
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,920
你还敢赖我
自己不多做点好事
1999
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,720
生了十几个儿子都死掉
2000
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,600
我还不做好事 三八 全都怪你
2001
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,760
-我没有
-什么没有?
2002
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,200
我还没讲
一切都是你 你只会哭
2003
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,840
我忍你很久了
哭得我老婆心都软了
2004
01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,960
要我帮你办搞这个案子
才弄出这种祸来 我告诉你
2005
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,480
-我真没有
-不要吵
2006
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,840
现在最无辜的是我
2007
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,960
帮帮忙 帮我把尿布给扔掉
2008
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,080
搞什么?有没有人肯帮忙一下?
2009
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,080
公堂之上 不得胡闹
2010
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,920
[放屁声]
2011
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,680
又是谁呀?
2012
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,560
[众人]还有谁呀?
2013
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,960
我…
2014
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,200
何大人 你是读书人
2015
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,120
公堂之上 你检点一点嘛!
2016
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:26,000
我…算了…
2017
01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:33,320
-小心啊
-乖…不要哭
2018
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,160
[婴儿啼哭声]
2019
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,360
老婆 过来
2020
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,400
嗯
2021
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,880
怎么会有一锭官银呢?
2022
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,320
何大人的
2023
01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,520
我的银两为什么摆你那儿
2024
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,880
何大人的官银
2025
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,320
为什么会在你身上呢?
2026
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,360
当然不会平白无辜的 你不要问
2027
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,720
给讲出来
2028
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,720
不能讲
2029
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,720
现在有什么不能讲呀!
2030
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:09,880
不能讲
2031
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,080
你我心里有数就成了嘛!
2032
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:13,040
你…你敢勾引我老婆
2033
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:14,040
我…
2034
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,240
好呀 你这个老不死
2035
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,840
-勾引人家老婆 还说没
-我…我没有
2036
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,240
荡妇 你快从实招来
2037
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,240
要不然我浸你猪笼
2038
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,200
讲就讲嘛!何知县买房子
我是中间人 这个是佣金
2039
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,360
我什么时候买房子?
2040
01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:24,720
谁说没有 村口花旦黄呀!
2041
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,320
花旦黄?专爱搞女人的花旦黄
2042
01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,360
何大人怎么会认识?
2043
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,880
何大人不认识 何夫人她买的
2044
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,920
你跟花旦黄买房子
2045
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:31,920
我?我没有呀 老爷
2046
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,280
你们女人真是没有良心
2047
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,640
何大人日夜辛劳工作
2048
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:36,200
赚得又不多 你拿去贴小白脸
2049
01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,320
你…你真是的
2050
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,320
-没有啊
-房子买多少钱?
2051
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,440
买了五千两
2052
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,400
你居然拿五千两去倒贴男人
2053
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,240
你不要听他 我哪来的五千两?
2054
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:44,280
你没有五千两
2055
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,920
那五千两连我都不敢收
2056
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280
你居然拿去倒贴男人
2057
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,120
那五千两我一分钱也没有花
2058
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,360
你撒谎
2059
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,840
山西布政司的五千两你没用过
怎么会在我老婆身上?
2060
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,640
你有病
山西布政司的五千两还在我家里
2061
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,000
[宋氏夫妇]
山西布政的五千两在她家里
2062
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,920
何夫人 烦恼你了
2063
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000
你可以回去睡觉了
2064
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:12,920
[宋世杰]巡按大人
2065
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,960
相信刚刚你都听得很清楚了吧!
2066
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,720
宋世杰
就算我送五千两银子给何知县
2067
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,320
你也不能告我行贿
2068
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,960
我喜欢送钱给他花不行吗?
2069
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,800
是不是贿赂有信为证
2070
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,080
你还敢提起那封信
2071
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,840
刚才你故意狡诈 叉开话题
2072
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:29,600
差点忘了你偷看公文
2073
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,720
理应挖眼割舌 来人 行刑
2074
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,560
挖你的头 割你个屁股
2075
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,120
我哪有偷看过公文
2076
01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,360
刚刚这一封 根本不是公文
2077
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,560
只不过是白纸一张
2078
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,640
我在撒谎呀!大人
2079
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,440
[吸冷气]
2080
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,520
斗胆 公堂之上 乱讲大话
2081
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,560
对 公堂之上 乱讲大话
2082
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,760
根据大清律例 理应掌嘴五十
2083
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,560
非常乐意接受惩罚
2084
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,120
多送二下给你也没问题
2085
01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,560
不过 真的那封公文
2086
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,280
当时我偷了放在这里
2087
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,280
但是我没有看过 所以不用挖眼
2088
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,240
那你就是盗…盗…
[结巴]
2089
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,120
镇…定…盗窃公文
2090
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,560
根据大清律例
2091
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640
理应重打一百 充军五年
2092
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,960
宋世杰烂命一条 早就料到
2093
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,560
你没有看过那封信
2094
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,240
你怎么可以一口咬定说我…
2095
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,120
]行贿呢?
2096
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,480
说呀!还不快说
2097
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,880
赢了…
2098
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,520
[田大人]哼
2099
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:34,280
实不相瞒 小弟是假设
2100
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,120
请问大人 在公堂之上
2101
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,840
假设一下 根据大清律例
2102
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,200
应该判什么罪呢?
2103
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,880
假设…
2104
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440
没有罪
2105
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,280
真是走运
2106
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,560
不过 其他罪名小弟愿意承担
2107
01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,040
但是在这个时候 田大人
2108
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,680
应该为自己澄清一下
2109
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,440
不如就把这封信大声的念出来
2110
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,120
要是我假设错误
2111
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,760
那就是有损几位大人的清白
2112
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,560
实在罪该万死
2113
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,440
小弟愿意连同妻子女儿
2114
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,880
家丁奶妈人头落地
2115
01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,000
是
2116
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,240
-有请田大人
-啊
2117
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,360
快念 喂…
2118
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,080
害什么羞?念呀!
2119
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,400
那由何大人代劳吧!
2120
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,400
弄掉了 我先捡一下
2121
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,000
-那我等你好了
-我要花很多时间
2122
01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,480
又掉了 捡起来
2123
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:18,720
坐下 看你这个样子
2124
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,200
就知道你不识字
2125
01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,480
既然没有人肯念
2126
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,160
大人 你最公证严明
2127
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,320
只能请你给代劳了
2128
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,840
-[宋世杰]不用捡了 收工了
-再捡一次…
2129
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:39,920
各位同僚 我该念还是不该念?
2130
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,760
我看等一下再念好了
2131
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,040
对 等一下再念也好
2132
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,000
不如不要念好了
[笑声]
2133
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,000
[众官员]好…
2134
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080
呸!
2135
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,600
宋世杰 你想怎么样?
2136
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,360
吐痰兼告官
2137
01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,640
哼
2138
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:02,160
先告你山西知县 在你管辖之内
2139
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,920
有人死于非命 你视若无睹
失职
2140
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,000
哎呀
2141
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,440
再告你山西布政
2142
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,560
纵妹行凶 知法犯法
2143
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,640
三告广州知县何汝大
2144
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,280
贪赃枉法 陷害忠良
2145
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,560
没事还乱放屁
2146
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,200
顺便连你一块告
2147
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,200
我?
2148
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:18,760
不能告吗?你身为八府巡按
2149
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,760
纵容属下 办事糊涂
2150
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,600
枉你自问清如水 明如镜
2151
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,560
浪得虚名 搞得民不聊生
2152
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:28,600
怨声载道 要是我告上朝廷
2153
01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,400
包你抄家灭族
2154
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,880
[众人][议论纷纷]
2155
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,360
[抽泣]
2156
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,160
退堂
2157
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,040
舒不舒服呀?宋夫人
2158
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,800
-还不错!
-哦
2159
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,120
-这边
-好…
2160
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,520
-宋先生 舒不舒服?
-嗯
2161
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,560
给我…
2162
01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:58,080
还有什么不满意的吗?
宋先生
2163
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,040
你妹妹杀了人呀!
2164
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,120
砍了她 他妈的 没人性的
2165
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,120
留在世上没什么用 是不是?
2166
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,480
是…
2167
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:07,480
宋先生
2168
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,400
-那我们几个怎么办呢?
-是…
2169
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,040
[何大人]
宋先生 那我们几个怎么办?
2170
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,840
都砍了吧!
2171
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,280
宋先生
2172
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,560
何大人 你站得这么高
2173
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240
我怎么听得到你说话呢?
2174
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,520
宋先生 现在你已经恢复功名了
2175
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,800
-况且我们罪不致死
-是呀…
2176
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:28,960
干嘛问我 我怎么知道
2177
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,000
我又不是什么人 去问官老爷啊
2178
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:32,520
-大人…
-大人…
2179
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,360
那就革职查办 你看怎么样?
2180
01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:36,440
是啊!
2181
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:37,640
随便啦!
2182
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,720
[三人]谢谢…
2183
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,960
至于本官…
2184
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,080
你想讲什么 得照规矩来才行
2185
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,360
照规矩 这里有个位置 这给你
2186
01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:52,400
你认为我应该怎么办呢?宋先生
2187
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,080
你们已经照足了规矩 这么乖
2188
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,280
不会告你们了
2189
01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:58,440
[众人]是…
2190
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,960
[五人][笑声]
2191
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,680
-老婆 我们走了
-好
2192
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,840
老婆 这一群是什么人?
2193
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:17,400
官啊
2194
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,680
哇!官呀!
2195
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,280
真是了不起
2196
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,120
[宋世杰][大笑]
2197
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,640
老公 好彩当年我叫你
2198
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,240
帮杨秀珍打那场官司
2199
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,960
现在就不怕儿子没有小鸡鸡了
2200
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,840
我现在嫌小鸡鸡太多了
2201
01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,960
喂…来呀…
2202
01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:52,160
-来呀
-过来…
2203
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,920
[奶妈]快过来鞠躬
2204
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,920
-[宋世杰]快点…
-[宋夫人]乖
2205
01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:58,640
慢着
2206
01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,440
干嘛?有什么不妥
2207
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,160
风水龙脉好像移位
2208
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,080
移到哪里去了?
2209
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,400
移到那边去了
2210
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:07,920
那我们…
2211
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,200
好呀!
2212
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,600
-[宋世杰]预备好了吗?
-[阿福]预备好了
2213
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680
[宋世杰]转
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