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[tires screeching]
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[singing]
♪ Another perfect mornin' ♪
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♪ For wakin' up my daughter ♪
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♪ Another lovely day of being
loved by the best father ♪
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♪ I paid that bird
to sing for you ♪
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[bird chirping]
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♪ This is why I'm never blue ♪
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[bird chirping]
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♪ A breakfast that
consists of smiles ♪
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[Augie] ♪ A dad that goes
the extra mile ♪
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♪ A daughter that's
so pure and sweet ♪
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♪ If it doesn't smile,
then I won't eat ♪
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♪ Skippin' with my girl
to school ♪
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♪ Takin' brakes for hugs ♪
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♪ Stop and smell the roses ♪
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[sniffing]
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♪ Say hi to a bug ♪
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Do I know you?
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♪ Very healthy boundaries ♪
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♪ Free access to my diaries ♪
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♪ We're a happy family ♪
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[both] ♪ All I need
is you and me ♪ [continues the note]
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Actually, it's dad
and I, but...
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[continues the note] Ee...
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Doggie Daddy,
we've been over this.
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You can't stay
in the classroom.
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Please don't make me
use this again.
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Oh, yes, yes,
of course, of course.
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You know, I just...
I get so wrapped up in our morning song.
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Yes, we've heard this song
many times.
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But again,
we don't need to witness this.
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I'm gonna miss you
so much, Augie Waugie.
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Bye, Papa.
See you after school.
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Bye, Augles. I love you.
I love you so much.
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I love you so much it hurts.
Oh, I love you so much--
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Man, just get out of here!
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[singing] ♪ Another
gloomy afternoon ♪
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♪ Without my
precious daughter ♪
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♪ What am I to do? ♪
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♪ She is my oxygen, my water ♪
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[tearfully] Oh,
I miss her so much.
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I just wish there were
more Augies for me to love.
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[Yogi Bear screaming]
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I got this burger,
but it only has one patty,
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and it's making me furious.
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Worry not, Yogi.
With the Replicationizer 1999,
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we'll simply copy the patty's
molecular structure,
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and I can paste it
onto any object.
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[electrical buzzing]
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Incredible. [gulps]
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Does it taste synthetic?
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You know I don't chew.
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Oh, right.
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Oh, wow, Cindy,
that is impressive, yeah.
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Uh, you mind if I borrow that
for a moment?
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- Sure.
- Yeah. I just want to test something out.
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[electrical buzzing]
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Should he be
pointing that at me?
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Absolutely not.
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- [electrical buzzing]
- [beeping]
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[screaming]
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I love you, Daddy.
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It's Augie!
My sweet, chubby love child.
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Is this what
unconditional love feels like?
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Oh, thank you, Cindy,
for inventing the Augie Maker 1999.
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Oh, you're the best.
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I gotta get better at
saying no.
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Yeah, agreed.
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Also, uh, would you
like to invest
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in this new pyramid scheme
I fell for?
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Absolutely.
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Man, school is so wack.
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I'm never gonna need math
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in my day-to-day life.
I have an abacus.
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Yeah, why don't they teach us
real life stuff
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like taxes and mortgages?
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The machine wants
to keep us patriotic and docile.
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Mmm, weird.
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Daddy always picks me up
right after school.
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Tag, you're it. [laughs]
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What was that?
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Augie, do you happen to have
a long-lost twin?
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Push me, Papa.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
of course, sweetie. [grunts]
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Daddy, help! It's an emergency!
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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
What is it?
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I can't open this
jar of mayo, and I'm so thirsty.
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Oh, here you go, hon.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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[slurping]
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Dad, I lost momentum.
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[grunts]
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[sighs] Having
so many Augies around to love
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sure is exhausting.
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But, you know,
love never takes a break.
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Hey, Dad, I got a B minus
in history.
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Oh, that's incredible.
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You know, with achievements
like these,
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you'll one day rule this land.
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Hey, wanna parade me
around town
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and tell everyone
how great I am?
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Oh, I would love to,
honey, but I...
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I promised Mayor Augieberry
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that I would help with
some announcement.
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Dear citizens,
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from now on,
every day will be known as Daddy Day.
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[crowd cheering]
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I love my dad!
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Hey, this isn't too bad.
You've always wanted dozens of sisters.
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Nah, this is messed up.
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He looks so happy without me.
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Hey, maybe it's for the best.
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There are plenty of
dads in the sea,
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getting terribly sunburned.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
I gotta go sulk.
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I'll see you guys later.
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[singing] ♪ What am I
supposed to do ♪
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♪ Now that Dad is busy ♪
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♪ I'll pout inside
this puddle ♪
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♪ Hoping that he'll miss me ♪
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Can you shush up
your sulking, Augie?
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I'm trying to observe
this daughter-duplicate situation.
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I'm drownin' in daughters.
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Gross.
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Where did all these Augies
come from anyway?
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[laughs nervously] I...
I... I wouldn't know.
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Therefore, I am not liable
for any of this.
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But if you wanna
make more daddies, I guess I can help.
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Really? How?
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Take this Replicationizer 1998.
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It's an earlier version,
but it should work.
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Just don't tell anyone
where you got it.
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Wait, no.
Don't aim it at me. No, no, no, no...
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No one is smarter than
my little girl.
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You really think so?
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'Cause Daddy didn't shed
one tear of joy for my B minus.
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Then he's a fool
for not noticing your sheer brilliance.
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Thanks, Doctory Daddy.
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Now let's make some Dads.
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[electrical buzzing]
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I'm so excited
to co-parent with you.
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Nothing's healthier
than being your daughter's best friend.
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Where's my daughter?
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- [clamoring]
- Papa!
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- Pops!
- Daddy! Daddy!
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Okay, sweeties,
let's take turns.
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I mean, come on,
there's only one Daddy.
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Like, uh,
look at all these daughters, see.
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Why don't you come
give your tall Dad a hug?
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Huh? Who's this wannabe?
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Here's your juice box, sweetie.
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And here's the science homework
you needed for tomorrow.
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This is the life.
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Wait, where's Mr. Jinks Daddy?
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I wanna do a law
that makes the city one big water slide.
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That would solve
our public transportation issue.
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Oh, who's a brilliant
little Mayor?
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[giggles] Me.
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[exclaims]
Who has full control of the city's finances?
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- I do.
- Jinks Daddy, I asked you to get a saddle,
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so I could ride you
like a horsey.
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Oh, sorry, honey drop.
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Augieberry showed up,
and she's just the sweetest little bug.
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[scoffs] No,
I'm the sweetest little bug.
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Oh, we can be
a festering colony of sweet little bugs.
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I don't like this.
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I made a bunch of
daddy-daughter bracelets.
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Huh? Wait a minute.
Where's my Augie gang?
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[grunts]
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So what did we learn?
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Don't take poison apples
from scary, sad old witches
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going through mid-life crisis.
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I'm flying. I'm really flying.
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Unga Bunga.
That's me little girl.
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[thudding]
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That's my little girl, even.
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[both] Oh, no! Every Augie
has a Daddy!
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[both] Every Daddy
has an Augie!
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- I miss my real Augie!
- I miss my real Daddy!
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[both panting]
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Where are you going, sweetie?
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Sorry, Doctory Daddy.
I gotta find my real dad.
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That guy? He doesn't
appreciate you like I do.
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I'm a nice-guy Dad.
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Yeah, but he raised me
since I was, like,
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a baby and everything?
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I can turn you back
into a baby. Look, I'll invent something.
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I'm sorry, nice-guy Dad.
This isn't it.
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[Doggie Daddy panting]
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Random security check up.
Get in line!
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Please, sir, can I get through?
I gotta find my daughter.
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You can't skip
the line, Daddy. I'm always number one.
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No. My real daughter
is number one.
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[gasps]
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Unless you have
an emotional monologue, I can't let you through.
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Ah, nuts!
Why are security guards always asking for
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emotional monologues?
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So that's it.
All the love I gave you, for nothing?
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I love you like a brother,
Doctory Daddy.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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Then go get him.
I won't stop you.
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But I will definitely
hold a grudge.
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Okay, thank you!
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[grunts] Let me in.
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Listen here, everybody.
My daughter's out there somewhere,
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and I gotta find her
before I lose her forever.
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I tried filling the void
with the other Augies,
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but they ain't the real thing.
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They are basically
just little freaks of nature.
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[both] I got zapped twice.
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The only Auggie I need
is the one I made with love.
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[singing] ♪ Everyone
please hear my song ♪
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♪ About a daughter
that I longed for ♪
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♪ The real thing
cannot be replaced ♪
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♪ I miss her smile,
her snout, her face ♪
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[singing] ♪ I only need
my one great dad ♪
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♪ The rest they act
too weird and sad ♪
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[gasps] Augie, you came back!
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Wait, or...
Or is that Yogi Augie, or wait...
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No, no, no.
That's my real Augie.
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[singing] ♪ My daddy
is the only one for me ♪
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♪ My Augie is my world,
my sky, my trees ♪
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♪ My daddy kisses me
good morning and good night ♪
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♪ Her precious smiling face ♪
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♪ Will always fill me
with delight ♪
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♪ 'Cause no one loves me
like he does ♪
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That's right, honey.
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[singing] ♪ My best of traits
my worst of flaws ♪
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Who said you have flaws?
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Oh, my sweet daughter,
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no one else can
ever replace you.
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I found a piece of gum
on the ground on the way here,
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and I took a little bite.
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Ah, now that's the stuff.
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Now that's
an emotional monologue.
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[both] Can you change me back?
I'm feeling too many feelings.
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[chuckles]
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Sure.
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[electrical buzzing]
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Much better.
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Uh...
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[theme music playing]
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