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[theme music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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[Cindy] I'm telling you, guys.
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I'm single
and I've never been happier.
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Would like someone
to come home to?
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Sure.
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But I'm married to my career.
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Who even bothers
with that stuff nowadays?
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Huh? Technically,
Boo Boo and I are married.
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We did it for the tax benefits.
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- [people screaming]
- [ground rumbling]
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Come back. Mama need some love.
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- Jabber! Come back!
- Stop!
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Everyone run!
Jabber's on a kissing spree!
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Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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[metallic clanking]
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[gasps] A bouquet.
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- [people screaming]
- This is for you, beautiful.
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[screaming]
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[accordion music playing]
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[gasps]
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Save yourself,
my sole reason for living!
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Let's dance, honey bun.
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- And dip. Throw!
- [screams]
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Please, mister, please.
You've got to help me!
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[screaming]
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- And the twirl.
- [crashing]
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Release! Come here, cuties.
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Let's go kiss in the rain.
[laughing maniacally]
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[electrical buzzing]
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[groans softly]
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Oh, thank goodness
you stopped her.
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[electrical buzzing]
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Just checking.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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So, we've got
hotties on the brain, huh?
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Yeah, Doc.
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It's like, suddenly they're all
I can think about,
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which I know,
sounds like my usual, but this time it's too much.
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Cindy, there's been
an accident at the bodybuilder's competition,
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and they've all got
horrendous food poisoning from the hotdog water borscht.
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Oh! Hey, Jabberjaw.
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Ooh! Hello there, king.
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Hmm. Yeah, not normal at all.
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So, it seems like
you've got a problem with your inner Cupid.
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My inner Cupid?
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What's that?
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I'm glad you asked.
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A Cupid is a sentient gland
in your body
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that controls the flow of love
to the brain.
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Here's a scene
to explain that process.
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I have the desire for romance.
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[whispering] Give him a kiss.
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May I have a smooch?
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Yes.
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Normal romance achieved.
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But when the Cupid
produces too much love...
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Love me!
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Cupids come in a variety
of shapes and sizes.
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Here's my very own Cupid.
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Completely normal, thriving,
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and in control of her career.
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- [cat yowls]
- Chapter two.
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It's okay to be alone, Mom.
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That's enough of that.
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Okay, let's see what
you're working with here.
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- Oh, wow.
- [Jabberjaw] What is it, Doc?
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[Cindy] I have never seen
such an overactive Cupid.
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It's no wonder
you're in such a hottie-haze.
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Luckily, I have just the thing.
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I call this my Hottie Blocker.
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- Hotties? Where?
- Look at me.
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It'll limit your visual
hottie intake and keep you from getting distracted.
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[digital beeping]
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[machine whirring]
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So? How does it feel?
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[digital beeping]
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[Hottie Blocker]
Hottie not detected.
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Hey!
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Uh, let's give it a try
on Boo Boo.
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So, I was thinking
I might try to taste this hot dog water.
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[Hottie Blocker]
Hottie detected.
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[digital whooshing]
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Well?
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I'm cured!
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[vocalizing tune]
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I'm cured. Yeah.
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Oops.
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Ah, just a perfect,
distraction-free afternoon.
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I'm thinking about trying
this new hot dog water
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borscht cleanse
I keep hearing about.
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It's supposed to
flush out everything.
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[digital beeps and whooshes]
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Hey, babe.
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- Oh, wow. That is one hot kite.
- [electrical crackling]
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[digital beeps and whooshes]
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[all] Hey, babe. Babe!
Babe! Hey! Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe!
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Everything. Is. A. Hottie! Oh!
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[chuckling] Hey,
my name is Jabber,
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but you can call me
girlfriend. Okay?
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Come here. [kisses]
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Listen, Mom,
I am not a spinster.
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Ugh. No, I don't want to meet
your podiatrist.
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Hold on a sec.
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- Wow, that was so romantic.
- [electrical crackling]
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- [Jabber kissing]
- I'll call you back, Mom.
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[Jabberjaw] You better
back off, sister. He's mine!
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[Cindy] Wow. Wow.
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Wow! I've never seen one
this unstable before.
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This is going to require
an immediate Cupid-ectomy.
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Boo Boo,
prepare the centrifuge!
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Okey-dokey.
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Is it gonna hurt?
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- Do you have insurance?
- No.
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- Then, yes.
- [beeps]
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- [whirring]
- [screaming]
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Boo Boo, catch that Cupid!
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I got this.
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Okay, listen.
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[screaming]
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So, you're saying
that the accident happened
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while you were standing next
to an open window. Like this?
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- [Yogi screaming]
- [crashes]
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[cupid buzzing]
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- Huh.
- [machine whirring]
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- Oh, right.
- [screaming]
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[groaning]
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- Sorry about that, Jabber.
- [beeps]
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So, how you feelin', Jabber?
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[groaning] Hmm?
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Great news!
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You're "cured" and your life
can return to "normal."
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Legally, we have to put
all of those in quotes.
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Bep.
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- This one? Or maybe this one?
- [melancholy music playing]
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- Bep.
- Yeah, you're right,
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I can't pull off
either of them.
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Ugh, my life is sad enough
without having to watch this train wreck.
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I know exactly what will
get her out of this hump.
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Hey, Jabber, how about
we go pick up the new issue
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of Shirtless Chimney Sweeps
monthly?
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- Jabber!
- Bep.
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Hopefully, this test
will tell us everything we need to know.
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- [machine whirring]
- Ah, here it is.
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Hmm.
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It's just as I feared.
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If we don't get Jabber's Cupid
back inside her,
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she'll be stuck
in low-energy mode, forever!
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- [gasps]
- Le gasp!
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Bep.
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Time for an un-Cupid-ectomy.
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Okey-dokey.
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[Cindy] Okay, so we know that
cute little creep is around here somewhere.
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We've gotta lure it in
with excessive amounts of romance
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so we can catch it
and cram it back into Jabber's body.
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Begin Operation Cupid Trap!
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Romantic lighting.
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- [electrical buzzing]
- Check.
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Romantic spread. Check.
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[kisses]
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And conversation cue cards
about infectious diseases. Check!
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Sweetie, no.
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- [harness creaking]
- Romantic music. Check.
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Next, we need
a gentleman suitor.
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[toilet flushing]
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[sighs in exasperation]
Drinking that hot dog water was a mistake!
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What?
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Hey! What? What are you?
What are you-- What are you doing, guys?
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Huh? Oh! [grunts]
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And now, for our lovely star.
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Ay! Ay! Ay! Jabber!
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Jabberjaw!
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- [melancholy music playing]
- [grunting]
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Bep.
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- [groaning]
- [squelching]
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Ugh, yikes.
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Just gotta fake it
'till you make it, Jabber!
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Bep.
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[lyre music playing]
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[Cindy] Medical levels
of romance achieved.
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Now to get
the Cupid's attention.
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[speaking in deep voice]
Calling all cupids.
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It's incredibly romantic
in here. [kissing sounds]
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Knock it off.
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Hey, so, what is all this?
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Be romantic, or else...
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Or else what?
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Oh, no! He's left it
completely up to my imagination!
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[grunts nervously]
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You... You know,
most people don't know,
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but there's... there's, like,
really, um,
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there's really like all
different types of cardboard.
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You know there's like
single-face board,
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and single-wall board,
and double-double-wall board,
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and, you know,
triple wall board,
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and corrugated fire board,
and honeycomb board, and paper board,
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and, of course, my favorite,
gray board,
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that's the best kind.
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- You know, you got
the standard bath board... - Oh, jeez.
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- ...you've got conservation
board, I mean, it's kind of... - [meter beep dies]
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- ...a whole new world of
cardboard once you... - Loopy, more romance!
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- ...delving deep into
that whole card... - [lyre music playing]
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I mean, that stuff's
great but you can even go to oriented strand board...
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Stop. Being. Boring!
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Hey. Why don't you try
some oysters?
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They're romantic.
You're romantic.
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This is romantic.
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[straining] I... I think
I might be allergic.
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Ah, no dying in the store!
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- [doorbell chiming]
- Hey, Boo Boo.
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You've been in that toilet
a long time.
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You okay, little buddy? [gasps]
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Are those oysters?
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I love oysters!
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- [Loopy screams]
- Come to me, my darlings.
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[chomping]
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- I'm reading a huge
spike in affection. - [beeping]
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Yogi, keep eating.
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Oh, no.
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This is just like that time
I was cursed to be all hairy and I was living in a castle
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and I met that beautiful lady
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and the townspeople,
they were all trying to break in.
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Now you're safe,
my little rose.
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[Cupid cooing]
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[gasps] The Cupid is here.
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- [doorbell chiming]
- [Cupid cooing]
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Come on, little buddy.
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[cooing]
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Easy now.
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[buzzing]
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[Cindy grunts]
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My store! No! [gulps]
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I love you girls so much.
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Let's go to Vegas together.
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[grunts]
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Wait. I hate Vegas.
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[Cupid buzzing]
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I've always loved
this strong, silent torso.
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Do your worse,
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I'm great with love.
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[warbling]
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Ah, come on!
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I have zee net.
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[Cupid purring]
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Yogi, do not move.
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[shuddering] Is it a spider?
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Is it a werewolf?
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Is it a spider-shaped werewolf?
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Okay, Loopy, now just
carefully use your net to gently sc--
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- [Yogi yelps]
- Got it.
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So, you're what
Jabber needs, huh?
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Come on, Jabber, open up.
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00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,326
[Cindy] Give it to me.
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00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,121
This requires the delicate
handiwork of a doctor.
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00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,622
[grunts]
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There! [chuckles softly]
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00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,795
Good news, all that running
around has worn out your Cupid
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00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,756
so it should be producing
normal levels of love.
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00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,800
No more unexpected rampages.
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00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,052
How are you feeling, Jabber?
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[groans]
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00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,182
- Jabber's back, baby!
- [table crashes]
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Only zeh normal
amount of rampage.
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00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,688
- [Magilla Gorilla crying]
- Is it bad, Yogi?
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00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,648
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I got a little special someone
to see.
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[theme music playing]
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