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♪ It seems todaythat all you see
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man whopositively can do
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♪ All the things that make us
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♪ Laugh and cry
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily...Guy! ♪
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I tell you, Sundays are
the best, aren't they?
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You said it, chief.
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Hey, Chris, what's
the name of the girl
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on the end of the couch?
I'm sure I've met her before.
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I'll introduce myself to her.
That'll get her to say it.
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Hi. I'm Chris.
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Hi, Chris.
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Well, that didn't work.
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This Sunday at the
Quahog Convention Center,
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it's Streaming-Con.
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All your favorite YouTubers,
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Instagrammers,
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social media mavensand digital influencersunder one roof.
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Social media? Better swap
my glasses for a monocle
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that will pop out when
I'm confronted
with modern talk.
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LOL at thousands
of the hottest Vimeos, memes,
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epic fails.
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Heavens!
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Meet disgraced YouTube star
Logan Paul and his cool bus,
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the Golden Throated Homeless Guy
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and his cool bus he poops in,
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Newly Sober Cat...
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formerly Grumpy Cat...
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and teen influencersTyler Oakley...
Who?
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Lele Pons...
What?
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GloZell...
Where?
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Joey Graceffa!
When?
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Sunday. I already said that.
Oh, I'm so
embarrassed.
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With special guest star,
everyone's favorite
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Internet how-to whiz,
Corey from Corey's World.
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What's going on, guys?
I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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And I'm gonna be live andin-person at the QuahogStreaming-Con,
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where you'll see I'm only
five-foot-two.
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And remember, that Nazi stuff
I said was in the heat
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of a very competitive Halo game.
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And congratulations to
Goldblatt69,
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whose people definitely
do not control the media
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and all banking.
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Dad, can we go to Streaming-Con?
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Well, I wasn't watching
all that closely.
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Is it like a rodeo?
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Um, sure.
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We're going to
Streaming-Con! Giddyup!
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Looks like someone's
going to Streaming-Con.
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Rope a doggy for me.
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Everyone, look around.
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This. We are slowly
losing to this.
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Well, I don't know if we're...
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Excuse me.
Is your name
Big Bang Theory?
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'Cause if it's not,
you're losing to this.
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Okay, on that
happy note... Corey!
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Oh, awesome.
Look over there.
You can take a selfie
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in a hospital bed
to get social media
attention.
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"Don't really want to
get into it, but I'm fine."
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Oh, boy. Well, this is
the last thing I wanted.
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I'm gonna do
a Instagram story here
where I insult a loner
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and it becomes a whole thing.
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What's up, everybody?
I'm here at
Streaming-Con 2019.
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Weird ponytail.
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They got a whole booth
of cat GIFs here.
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Jiff? How-how
do you say...
Uh-oh.
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Hey, man, I didn't
say anything
to that guy.
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This is ridiculous.
You're hurting my wrist!
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So check this out, guys.
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I got kicked out of
Streaming-Con 2019.
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Now, I don't know if anyone
watching this is a lawyer,
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especially a constitutional
lawyer,
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but...
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Hey.
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Hey, guys, so I'm
in my own trunk.
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Uh, I think
I'm gonna get murdered.
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Uh, but before I do,
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I forgot, I'm supposed
to mention Triscuits.
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Really, all the
Nabisco products,
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they're-they're solid.
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You know, like,
on the back of Triscuits
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when they give you
the recipes for those snacks?
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Like, the-the mini pizzas?
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I swear to God,
make those little pizzas.
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Hashtag it:
#PetesTriscuitLifeHacks.
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Go ahead and check it out.
Recipe in bio.
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Whoa!
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I got away.
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Hey, guys, I'm in an Uber,
heading back to Streaming-Con.
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Uh, man bun alert.
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Now seating for
Corey: The Live Experience.
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All religions welcome.
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That's us!
Come on, everyone!
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Hey, where's Brian?
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Hey, you know how
Snapchat puts a fake
dog tongue on you?
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How'd you like a real one?
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That was bad.
Eh, times have changed.
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Three years ago,
I would've been
a hero.
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Three years ago,
they would've
been 12.
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I need a nap.
Brian, turn on the heat
and NPR.
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We now
return to NPR's Fresh Air.
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My guest today is
a white music writer
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who has written a book
about the history of hip-hop.
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Stewie's loss.
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I'm sure this'll be
an enriching discussion.
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Hip-hop has its roots inthe call-and-responsetradition
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of the Southern black
Baptist church.
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Well, a nap was
just what the doctor ordered.
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I feel like a new...
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And, of course,you can't writea history of rap
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without mentioning
Gil Scott-Heron...
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What's going on, guys?
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I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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And today, I'm gonna show you
how anyone can become
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an Internet celebrity,
like me,
Corey from Corey's World.
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I bet you can't make
my daughter Meg
an Internet celebrity.
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Dad, stop.
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No, stand up, young lady.
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Rectangle body,
fridge bod,
untapped market.
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Go with that.
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Everybody, hashtag
#FridgeBodMeg.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, my God, Dad!
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I'm trending on Twitter.
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That's awesome, Meg.
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I say we celebrate
by eating Triscuit pizzas.
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Is it good?
The recipe's right on the box.
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Yeah, but is it good?
You can make them
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with ingredients
you probably already
have in the house.
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Dad, what does it taste like?
That's right.
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Ugh! It's like
I dropped a tomato
in some hay.
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Yeah, it's like
if a horse made
a pizza.
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Triscuits: make sure
you have a drink nearby.
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All right, Meg,
now that you're
an Internet personality,
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we got to build your brand.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Uh, yeah, actually, I can...
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I-Is...
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Is there anything you can do
in front of your dad?
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I can shuffle
a deck of cards.
Oh, good.
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With my...
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All right, we're taking
your bedroom door
off the hinges.
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Is the lady who
owns the Prius here?
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Uh, actually, that's me.
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Oh, well, your wife's
car is totaled.
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It's my car.
Sorry.
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We were, however,
able to save your purse.
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It's a gender-fluid
Euro carrier.
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Either way,
we'll have it towed
back to San Francisco.
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Hey, there are plenty
of closer gay cities,
you big ape.
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How did this turn into my fight?
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You're gonna need a loaner.
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We have a pink
Volkswagen Beetle
you might feel comfortable in.
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Ooh, Brian,
we could be
two in the pink!
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Take that one!
Take that one!
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Yeah, I'm thinking
of something sportier.
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The red Miata it is.
Give me your
manliest car!
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Bill, I need a Hummer.
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Again?
You're insatiable.
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Wise guy.
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Wow, that thing's big.
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Brian, it's night now.
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What's up? This is
Refrigerator Meg.
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Thought I'd give you a tour
of my refrigerator lifestyle.
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Let's see what
we've got in here.
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Ooh, check, check, check it out!
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Boom! Mini cream!
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Oh, and what's this?
Strawberry yogurt?
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Is-is your girl Meg
some kind of health nut?
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No, turn it around:
35 grams of sugar!
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Yeah, through the roof!
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Check it, check it, what's this?
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A bacon drawer? Stacked.
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Rashers on rashers.
Best part about
these bad boys?
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Don't even have to cook them.
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Cook them right in your stomach!
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Wash it down with
a little cream!
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Oh, boy, that's-that's
going right through me.
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Sponsored by Oscar Mayer
and Land O'Lakes.
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If it's not Land O'Lakes,
it's not cream!
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Hey, Meg? You can't use
the Charmin.
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You're now sponsored
by Safeway Rough 'n' Thin.
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Don't forget to wash
the tip of your middle finger
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when you're done.
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Mom, we've got a problem.
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See, I-I promoted
Magic Shell ice cream
topping on my channel,
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so-so they sent me
a ton of it.
Yeah, so?
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Dad Han Solo'd himself.
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Oh, my God,
he's gonna
suffocate.
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I created a vanilla
ice cream Peter
covered in Magic Shell.
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Why?
Because I must.
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Don't listen to him.
He's an imposter.
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I'm the real Peter.
No, you're not.
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I made you.
I'm the real Peter.
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Oh-oh, my God,
I-I don't know
which one to believe.
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What do you mean?
I'm a guy, and
he's ice cream.
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Thank God, Lois.
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Does anyone mind
if I turn the thermostat down
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to 32 degrees?
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♪ There ain'ta reason on Earthto waste it
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♪ It ain't a crimeto be good to yourself
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♪ Lick it up
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♪ Lick it up...
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- Yeah?
- It's me.
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Can you change the station?
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♪ Whoa, lick it up...
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♪ Don't need to wait...
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♪ Oh, oh...
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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
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Five different stations, all
playing "Lick It Up" by Kiss.
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Hummer.
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Well, it's nice of you
to once again drive me
to day care, Brian.
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Sure. It's only
three klicks away.
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I just hope
I don't get branded
a "Hummer guy."
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I can feel the Earth
warming. No one needs
a car this big.
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Yes, but I like how
when you cut to
an outside shot,
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Sam Elliott is
narrating your drive.
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When you need to take a
talking baby to day care,
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you'll move mountains.
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And if the mountains won't move,
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drive right over 'em.
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Hummer.
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And, yes, Big Lebowski fans,I've seen the movie.
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I don't need to hear the lines.
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This place is paying Meg?
Uh, to do what?
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Nothing. When you have
a million followers,
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people just pay you to hang out.
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Yo, yo, yo! Everything here is
made with corn syrup!
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Just drink the corn syrup!
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Oh, my God, she collapsed!
We got to get her
to the hospital.
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♪ Don't want to waittill you know me better... ♪
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Anybody need a ride
to the hospital?
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What?
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Does anybody need
a ride to the hospital?
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How is she?
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What?
How is Meg?
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I'm worried!
Her pulse is
very weak!
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Her middle finger smells weird.
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Meg has Type 2 diabetes.
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The one where you're
supposed to shame her,
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not feel sorry for her.
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But I need to draw
a little more blood
for the lab.
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As I suspected. Sap.
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Vermont gold.
I love sugaring season.
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Me too.
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"The moon, though slight,
was moon enough to show
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"On every tree
a bucket with a lid,
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And on black ground,
a bearskin rug of snow."
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Robert Frost,
"Evening In A Sugar Orchard."
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Robert Frost!
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What? Dad?
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It's okay, Meg.
You had a diabetic
coma dream.
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Dad's still an idiot.
I'm still an idiot.
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Coming up, local anchor brings
a concealed weapon to work,
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as is his right.
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But first, popular
Internet star Meg Griffin
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has Type 2 diabetes,
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and is also the new face
of diabetes drug Pancresta.
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Refrigerator Meg here.
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If diabetes has you down,
get your insulin levels up
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with Pancresta.
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Pancresta maycause heart disease,swelling, allergic reactions.
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Do not take Pancresta if youare pregnant or plan onbecoming pregnant.
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If you have a problem
with addiction,
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do not take Pancresta,
as smoking Pancresta may mimic
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the otherworldly high of heroin.
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Chopping up and snorting
Pancresta may amplify
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and-or enhance sexual
experience.
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Rock concerts onPancresta may beexcessively transformative.
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Pancresta may cause intense
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philosophical
and scientific breakthroughs.
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Pancresta can be delivered
directly to your home,
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and since we're here, why not,
we'll do a bump.
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Pancresta is not for everyone,
just the sexy people.
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Lame losers should not take
Pancresta.
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Pancresta.
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Makes opiates look like
fucking baby aspirin.
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Meg, like everyone
who doesn't
have diabetes,
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I'm not sure how
it works, but I do know
you could go blind,
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you could have
organ failure, you
could lose your feet.
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No amount of fame is worth this.
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James Woods High School
will also be saluting
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their own diabetic Internet
celebrity
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with a pep rally
in her honor this Thursday.
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Sponsored by Pancresta,
which feels like being inside
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the warm, wet mouth of the Lord.
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You know, I think you like
driving this Hummer.
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You're a Hummer guy.
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I'm not a Hummer guy,
Stewie. I'm a
responsible Prius driver
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who's making the best
of a bad situation.
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I didn't ask for this car.
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I also didn't ask for these
slowpokes in front of me.
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Out of the way, you old bag!
Brian, that's Paul McCartney
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doing "Carpool Karaoke" songs
we can afford.
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♪ She'll be coming 'roundthe mountain when she comes
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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How should we end
the scene, Brian?
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Sam Elliott or
Kiss "Lick it Up"?
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Why not both?
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"Lick it up. Lick it up.
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Oh, yeah."
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That's about all I care to
read of that.
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Refrigerator Meg
here having one
of my favorite snacks:
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french fry sandwiches
on white bread.
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Bad sugars and starches
are the bomb!
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Meg's feet are gone. Rotted.
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I have a gift for knowing
when something bad happens
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to someone's legs,
kind of like a shining.
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How you doing, doc?
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Oh, you were thirsty,
weren't you?
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Good girl. No!
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Good boy. You're a boy car.
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Yeah, that's weird.
Stop that.
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Stop what?
The way you're touching,
feeding,
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and talking to your car.
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His name is Mark McGrath.
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What's happened to you?
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I-I don't know.
All I know is
I love this Hummer.
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God, the power.
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I deserved a sweet ride
for a little while.
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It felt so good.
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People turned their heads
when I pulled into Hooters,
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Lids, GNC. It's not fair!
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How much creatine...
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00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,054
I've been doing
a lot of creatine!
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All set.
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You can probably get
another 130,000 miles
out of this thing.
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00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,834
Well, let's see...
I drive about 4,000 a year,
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so when this car goes,
I'll be...
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Dead for 18 years.
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Let me just say goodbye
to the Hummer.
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I'll miss you, Mark McGrath.
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I'll miss scaring the hell
out of homeless people
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with your cruise-ship-grade
air horn.
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00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,704
I'll miss catching the eye of
women smoking outside of
government buildings.
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But mostly,
I'll miss driving
a military vehicle
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45 miles an hour
through a school zone
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to get Crest Whitestrips.
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00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,222
The back side
of this car is all wrecked.
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00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,801
Who fixed this thing, your wife?
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00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,493
No, she can't fix a car.
That's my point.
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She passed away
last month. She was
addicted to Pancresta,
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00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,433
so she didn't
so much pass away
as elevate
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to a higher level of
consciousness.
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Just turned into
a smiling beam of light
right before my eyes.
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She told me to be
at peace, and I was.
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I'm hearing
a lot of good stuff
about this Pancresta.
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Sorry, Mr. Griffin.
I don't know
what happened.
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Looks like you got
the Hummer for another
couple of days at least.
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00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,531
Stewie, why did you do it?
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Oh, you were having
so much fun, Bri.
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00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:41,959
Besides, the Earth is
on fire. One dog driving
a Prius won't fix that.
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00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,463
Where to?
Let's do donuts on
Mark Ruffalo's lawn.
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00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,315
Yeah!
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00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,079
Hey, come on, you guys.
Knock it off.
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00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,606
Hey, why don't
you turn into
the Hulk?
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00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,424
Oh, right.
You're just
a Hollywood sissy.
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I'm calling the cops!
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00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,228
Oh, you hear that, Brian?
Hulk's calling the cops.
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00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,165
Turns outold Mark reallywas the Hulk.
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00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,292
And Brian and Stewiegot tossedclear up to New Hampshire.
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I'm Sam Elliott.
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This concludes your B story.
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Look at 'em all out there, Meg.
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They're all here because of you.
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00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,859
Hi, Meg.
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It's your friends,
Patty, Ruth and Esther.
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If anyone remembered
what we look like,
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it would be shocking
how fat we are.
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00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,232
You've inspired us
to gain all this weight,
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and we just wanted
to say thanks.
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♪ ♪
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00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,428
Dad, I can't do this.
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00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,800
All my friends are fat
because of me.
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00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,680
I don't want them
to lose their feet, too.
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00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,682
Everybody needs their feet.
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Feet.Those little weirdoson the end of your legs.
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00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:09,413
I used mine to mosey on over
to the A story.
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00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,083
I'm going out there to warn
everybody about the dangers of
unhealthy eating.
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00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,352
Meg, I am so high
on Pancresta right now,
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00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,953
I don't care what you say.
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00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,322
Three dimensions?
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00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,025
No, six dimensions.
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00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,696
Be at peace, Meg.
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00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,731
Be at peace.
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00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,501
Phone. Forgot my phone.
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00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,509
- We love you, Meg!
- Eat something gross!
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00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,923
I was gonna take you to prom
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00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,064
as part of a cruel bet,
but I'm fat now, too!
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00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,817
Hey, everybody.
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00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,570
I want to talk to you guys
about something important.
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00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:51,105
Being healthy.
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00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:53,374
I'm still Refrigerator Meg!
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00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,044
But from here on,
my fridge will
be full of fruits,
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00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,697
vegetables and lean meats!
Yo, yo, yo!
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00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:05,486
Bring back the fridge!
401
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,365
Bring back the fridge!
402
00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:10,491
Bring back the fridge!
Bring back the fridge!
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00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,725
Aah!
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00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,441
What's going on, guys?
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00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,242
I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:20,817
Did you hear that
all the Jewish kids stayed
home from school that day?
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00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,591
Is everyone okay,
Principal Shepherd?
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00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,871
Mostly. We only had
one fatality.
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00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,361
An old janitor was crushed
under the bleachers.
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00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,031
Huh. Has anyone
claimed his feet?
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00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,660
Yeah, and has
anyone claimed
his mop?
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00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,524
Good news!
The feet transplant
was a success.
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00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,694
So...
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00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,930
Good news all around.
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00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:55,335
Well, I'm glad
everything's back to normal.
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00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:56,548
No, it isn't!
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00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:58,305
Meg got the dead janitor's feet,
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00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:01,141
Brian and Stewie got throwninto New Hampshireby the Hulk,
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00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,676
and you're a beam of light.
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00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:04,678
I have the shining now.
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00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,547
And Chris has the shining now.
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00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:08,415
Lois, just do a line of Panc.
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00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,552
Ah! Road House!
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00:21:11,621 --> 00:21:12,764
Road House.
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00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,588
Road House...
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00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:16,289
Is a movie I was in.
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