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♪ It seems todaythat all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man whopositively can do ♪
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♪ All the thingsthat make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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- ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily...- Guy! ♪
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Ugh. I can't believe you
dragged me to The Flow.
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This is gonna suck.
Oh, knock it off.
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It's not gonna be that bad.
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Besides, I couldn't
leave you at home.
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Last time I did that,
the kids walked
in on you
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looking at Internet corn.
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Oh, God, what I
wouldn't do to that.
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What? N-No!
No, it's not even mine!
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I just clicked on it!
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And c-come on,
it's not like it's gay corn.
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It's gay corn.
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It was baby corn.
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Hi, ladies, and welcome to
The Flow!
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We'll be starting
the taping
in just a few minutes,
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but I wanted to
come out here
personally
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and say hi to my fans.
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Let's get everyone
up, up, up and
dancing like maniacs.
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First down.
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Let's welcome our first guest,
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my colleague at
Channel 5 and now
a best-selling author,
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Tricia Takanawa.
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So, Tricia,
tell us about your book.
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I understand
it's been number
one on Amazon
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for many weeks, long time.
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It's called Throw It Away:
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The Life-Improving Art of
De-cluttering.
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People nowadays
own too much stuff.
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I am encouraging them
to throw it away.
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Genius! So just
throw everything out?
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Not quite.
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If it kindles joy, you keep it.
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But if no joy,
you throw it away.
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Can I look at your phone?
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No. Use
your activity book.
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I already did
all the fun ones
at church.
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It's very simple.
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I came up with it
after hiking to
the top of Mount Asia
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and meditating
on Epiphany Bridge.
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Ah! Peter,
these are Asian
techniques,
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and they're new to me.
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I have to buy this book,
read two chapters,
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then leave it
on my nightstand
for a year.
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That fart was
the lady next to me.
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Whatever. I'm getting
that book, Peter.
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And it's for reading,
not for killing spiders.
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Oh, don't worry, Lois.
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I got a better method
for doing that now.
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I'm really excited
you're humanely
relocating me
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to outside your house.
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Oh, yeah.
Me and the fellas
thought it was time.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, no...
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Kids! Peter!
Get down here!
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Everyone, I just read
Tricia Takanawa's book,
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and it was really inspiring.
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She says that when you
de-clutter your house,
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you de-clutter your mind
and clear a path
to true happiness.
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How about
a clear path to
dinner, bitch.
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So I want everyone
to go through
every single item you own,
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and if it doesn't kindle joy,
throw it away.
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See?
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This sweater, it's okay,
but it doesn't kindle joy.
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I'm throwing it out.
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Now, get to it.
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Wow, she's really
all in on this.
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Well, she's searching
for something
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to fill her empty life.
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You remember
when she thought
the solution
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was putting a lemon slice
in a plain glass of water
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for a "very simple
kind of pleasure"?
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Ah. Perfection.
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And just the thing
to wash down six Xanax
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from four different
prescriptions.
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Mmm.
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Tomorrow,
this will seem like
a new idea again.
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Oh, my voodoo doll of Mom.
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Yeah, totally throw.
It never worked,
anyway.
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Ow! What the hell
was that?!
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Oh. Keep.
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Box of cords that go to
computers from the 1980s.
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Keep.
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$70,000 in Camel Cash.
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I should've pulled the trigger
on that umbrella. Keep.
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Woody and Buzz,
who definitely
are not alive,
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so I can turn my back...
on them!
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Well, I guess
they passed the test.
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They're really...
not alive!
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Peter, what are
you doing up there?
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Oh, nothing, Lois.
I was just making sure
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I kept my Woody and Bu...
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I knew it.
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Peter, there's nothing
in your throwaway pile.
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I know.
I'm keeping everything.
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Everything kindles joy!
That can't be true.
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Even this old tin can
on a string?
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I mean,
what are you even doing
with this?
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You're a grown man!
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Why would you
possibly need this?
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If anything is garbage,
this is garbage.
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Sounds like things
aren't going well
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at the Griffins.
This is why
no girls allowed.
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I hate to do this, guys,
but Peter's
been compromised.
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Oh, look, my box of
ribbons I've saved
from various presents.
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Oh, I'm not
throwing that out.
That's a good ribbon.
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This is a good ribbon, too.
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These are all
very usable ribbons.
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Hey, little guy.
How's the sorting going?
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I'm not getting rid
of my ribbons!
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I just wanted to know
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if I could borrow a ribbon.
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If you love Game
of Thrones on HBO,
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you'll love Cinemax's
Boob Dragons.
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Series pass. Record all.
Priority one.
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Peter, that's, like,
your 50th bag.
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What could possibly be in there?
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Oh. Have you
not heard?
Brian, no!
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♪ Well, everybody's...'bout the bird
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♪ Bird, bird, bird
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♪ Bird, bird, bird
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♪ Bird is the...bird, bird... ♪
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Wait a minute,
didn't we destroy that?
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I glued it.
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"Surfin' Bird," uh, uh, uh,
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finds a way.
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I love it!
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Perfect!
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Ah-ha-ha!
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So, Lois, what's your next
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"bored housewife
seeking purpose
in life" project
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after de-cluttering?
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Vegan baking?
Handmade soaps
on Etsy?
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Whoa.
You drunk already, bro?
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What's your next
fake writing project,
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a rap opera about
Grover Cleveland?
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No, Lois,
that would
be ridiculous.
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Mine is a '70s funk musical
about William Howard Taft.
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♪ Who's the big fat president
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♪ Whose suits look likea flannel circus tent?
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♪ Taft
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♪ Right on
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♪ Who's that presidential chub
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♪ Got stuck inthe White House tub?
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♪ William Howard Taft
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♪ They say this cat Taft
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♪ Is a fat mother...
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♪ Shut your mouth
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♪ I'm just talkin' 'bout Taft
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♪ And we can dig it ♪
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Ah.
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Ah, so good to be home.
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Since when do you surf?!
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Oh, I don't.
I just rolled
around in the sand
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and brought home
this bucket of alive crabs.
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When the clutter is gone,
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the path to happiness is clear.
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Lois, you could
just pee in these
like a space suit, right?
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Peter...
you don't kindle joy.
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What?
I'm sorry,
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but I'm looking at you,
and I'm just
not feeling joy.
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What...
what are you saying?
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Peter...
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I don't think
I can have you
in the house right now.
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You're throwing me away?
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Yes.
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I'm so sorry, Peter.
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I just feel like
if you don't kindle joy...
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And that's what the book said...
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You can't kick me
out of my own house.
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The house that I pay for?
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That I semi-pay for
with help from your parents?
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That your parents
pay for entirely,
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but I get to put the
mortgage coupon
in the mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while I put a pretend
mortgage coupon
that clearly says
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"Not legal tender"
into the mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while I put a pretend
mortgage coupon
that says
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"Not legal tender"
into Stewie's
Sesame Street mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while Chris puts
a pretend mortgage
coupon that says
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"Not legal tender" into
Stewie's Sesame Street
mailbox
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while I hold
the plastic door
open for him?
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That your parents
pay for entirely...
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Peter, we get it.
Okay.
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What's happening again?
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I'm asking you to
leave the house.
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The house that I pay for?
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Thanks for letting me
crash here, Quagmire.
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No problem, Peter.
I'm sure
Lois'll cool down
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in a few days,
and you'll be back home.
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Yeah, she'll be fine.
And you won't even
know I'm here.
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I mean,
I need to keep up
with my workouts.
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And I can't sleep
unless I have Dunkirk
on at full volume.
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But, yeah, this'll be great.
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Hi, kids.
Do you need
those hats?
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I mean...
It's the foundation
of my look,
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but we can discuss it.
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I feel like they're
clutter. I feel like
you don't need them.
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L-Let's just see
what you look
like without...
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Whoa!
You kids are Legos?
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Sorry you had
to find out this
way, Mom.
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Oh. Hi, Brian.
You're carrying clutter,
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I'll just throw it out.
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Ha! A clean house
means a clean soul,
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and a clean soul is a happy one.
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That was a whole pizza.
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And I didn't even
start eating it yet.
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You're surprised about a pizza?
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She threw out a whole guy.
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Yeah, Lois might be
starting to lose it.
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Even her cutaways are getting
a little too minimalist.
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Have you noticed?
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Donald Trump's hair is unusual.
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Oh, hey,
don't use the toilet.
I'm making wine.
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Peter, you got to get out.
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The truth is
I should have
asked you to leave
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after the other night.
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- Hello?
- Quagmire?
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Yeah?
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I can't sleep.
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So?
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I can't sleep.
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What do you want me to do?
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Will you read me a story?
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Peter,
I-I'm-I'm in the middle
of something here.
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Like, maybe a Clifford?
Peter, get out of here!
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Clifford?
No! Not now!
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Quagmire, Clifford now?
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Ugh! Just read him
the story.
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"Clifford was just
too big for the bathtub."
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Isn't he big, Peter?
Clifford big!
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"So they decided
to hose him
in the yard instead,
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but Clifford couldn't
fit through the door."
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See that, Peter?
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Finally. All right, ladies,
I guess we can...
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Wouldn't you know it.
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00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,456
Oh, my God,
they took
the whole roof off.
250
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,360
Everybody thinks
they can kick me out?
251
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,662
Well, who gets
the last laugh now?
252
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,376
I get to sleep with all my stuff
253
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,066
in a storage unit
on the highway access road.
254
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,238
Okay, can't go to bed
till you make one.
255
00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:33,715
All right, just got to make one.
256
00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,441
I'm going to sleep.
257
00:12:45,315 --> 00:12:47,481
Something bad's gonna happen
if you don't do it.
258
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:50,739
Meg! Chris!
259
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,289
What the fuck is this?
260
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,457
I've never seen it before.
I don't know.
261
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,059
Stewie, she's got
your time machine.
262
00:12:58,127 --> 00:13:00,007
Well, don't drag that
down the stairs or else...
263
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,723
Thank God,
everything's back to normal.
264
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,425
Pe-tew. Gross.
265
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,824
I tell you to clean
your rooms, and
the first thing you do
266
00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:21,627
is put all your
science projects
in Stewie's closet?
267
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:24,463
Mom, we didn't...
Stop arguing
and get rid of it.
268
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,932
And give me those
glasses. They're
cluttering up your face.
269
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:30,574
I need them to see.
They're not bringing me joy!
270
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,088
You realize there
are four of us
and one of her.
271
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,256
If we rushed her all at once...
272
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,624
That's not gonna work.
273
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,066
She's clearly developed
the strength of the insane.
274
00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:41,603
What did you say, Chris?
Uh, nothing. I'm sorry!
275
00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:44,050
Chris, I will not
have your
comic strip anger
276
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,406
cluttering up my house.
277
00:13:45,475 --> 00:13:47,795
It's negative,
and it ruins my joy.
278
00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:50,177
Get it out of here!
Now you've done it.
279
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,781
You've made me 1930s
work whistle angry!
280
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,053
Shut up, Meg!
281
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:00,633
What? I didn't say anything.
You just did.
282
00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:02,857
Your voice...
it's cluttering up
my space. Get out.
283
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:06,077
But...
Get out of my house!
284
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,063
You know, Lois,
one could argue
that your bra is clutter.
285
00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:11,276
Nice try,
dirtbag. Leave.
286
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,645
Figured it was
gonna happen,
anyway.
287
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:14,235
Might as well
go out on my terms.
288
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,523
♪ ♪
289
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:24,879
I cluttered my pants.
290
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,514
It did not kindle joy.
291
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:37,391
Well, that does it.
292
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,527
I got rid of all the clutter.
293
00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:41,562
I made order out of chaos,
294
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,181
and it's beautiful.
295
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,184
Ah, there's even
an echo in here now.
296
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,220
I'm so happy!
297
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,790
I'm very unhappy!
298
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:56,227
My house is at peace,
so I am at peace.
299
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,596
You're all alone and sad.
300
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,633
Simplicity is good for the soul.
301
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,853
Your soul is
as empty as this house,
302
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,155
this house, this house.
303
00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:26,307
But I did what the book said.
I did it all.
304
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:29,043
Why didn't it work?
Why am I still not happy?
305
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:30,712
What have I done?
306
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:33,681
Looks like there's only one
thing left to get rid of.
307
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:40,220
The mirror.
308
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,792
Look. Towels!
They don't even match.
309
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,946
Who cares?
They're still thirsty.
310
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,319
She's not here. Come on.
311
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,923
Wow. Everything's gone.
312
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:00,876
What's that?
313
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,290
"Words, letters,
letters and words,
314
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:07,714
mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
more words and letters."
315
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,261
Chris, can't you read?
316
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:11,163
No, I know the letters
when they're
on their own,
317
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,232
but, you know,
when they team
up like this,
318
00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:16,635
I'm just, uh...
I'm sort of
outmatched.
319
00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,992
"It was my fault, not yours.
320
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,395
"I'm so sorry,
and I love you all.
321
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,464
"Goodbye.
322
00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:25,232
"P.S. Please throw
this note out.
323
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,633
It is clutter."
324
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:29,070
Oh, my God.
Where could she be?
325
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,900
You don't think
she killed herself, do you?
326
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,601
We're gonna need
professional help.
327
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,058
I got to call Joe.
328
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,674
JOE Hello?
329
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,831
Joe, are you in my kitchen?
330
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,951
No.
331
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,220
What are you doing?
Nothing.
332
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,501
Hey, Bon.
333
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,436
Did they have
the French bread pizza?
334
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,826
Not a good time, Bon.
335
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:02,470
Well, she's dead.
It's a suicide note.
336
00:17:02,539 --> 00:17:04,772
It doesn't actually say
she's gonna end it.
337
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,307
Maybe she just took off
somewhere.
338
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,721
I'll call Cleveland.
Maybe he saw something.
339
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,024
Hello?
340
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,181
Are you stealing
my copper plumbing?
341
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,210
No.
What are you doing?
342
00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:17,696
Nothing.
343
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,588
Hey, Donna.
344
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,568
Did you check
the counter for Keurigs?
345
00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:24,224
Not a good time, Don.
346
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,717
Dad, how can you be so sure
Mom is at Mount Asia?
347
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,597
We cut a whole scene
where we figured it out.
348
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:36,901
You got to just trust me.
349
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,173
Boy, feels like Rocky, huh?
350
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,837
Huh?
Okay!
351
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,699
Look! We're
almost there!
352
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,227
♪ ♪
353
00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:03,697
I don't even care
354
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,486
that I left my phone
in my pocket.
355
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,124
I had too much.
But then I had nothing.
356
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,493
But then that wasn't enough.
357
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,564
PETER Lois!
358
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,232
Lois, don't do it!
359
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:23,984
♪ ♪
360
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,315
Wait. Is this really
'cause of
all my stuff?
361
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,773
No, Peter,
don't come any closer!
362
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,941
Please don't jump! Please!
363
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,010
I love you.
364
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,816
Lois!
365
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,466
Feels like Cliffhanger, huh?
366
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,535
Huh, Chris?
367
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,702
Okay!
368
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,871
Mom!
Oh, my God!
369
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,247
Lois, are you okay?
370
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,648
I'm fine!
371
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,899
I'm fine.
372
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,306
Everything's fine!
373
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,308
I was saved by garbage!
374
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,676
I'm garbage.
375
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,077
Everything's garbage,
376
00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:27,381
and garbage is wonderful!
377
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,050
Oh, when Mommy's unstable,
I feel unsafe.
378
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,736
We're so glad
you didn't kill
yourself.
379
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,960
I wasn't gonna jump, you idiot.
380
00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,340
I just came here to think.
381
00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:42,929
You made me lose my balance,
382
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:45,132
but when I landed
in all that garbage,
383
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,801
I realized it saved my life.
384
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:51,772
Literally, yes, but also it
saves my life every day.
385
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,807
The joy that you find in
everything...
386
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:57,310
The fact that every little
thing you see kindles
joy for you...
387
00:19:57,379 --> 00:19:59,446
That's the right attitude,
Peter.
388
00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,549
And I'm gonna try to have
that attitude from now on.
389
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,886
I love you.
I love you, too, Lois.
390
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,621
Now let's go home.
391
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,140
I can't wait to sleep
in my own bed.
392
00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:27,285
Oh, just leave it for now.
We'll deal with it later.
393
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,671
Oh, okay.
Thanks, Mom.
394
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,973
Yeah, that
de-cluttering thing
was nice for a while,
395
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,357
but I definitely went overboard.
396
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,012
I don't know. Somehow,
an idea I got from
a two-minute segment
397
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,548
on a morning talk show
didn't bring me
the life satisfaction
398
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,938
I thought it would.
399
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,285
On the bright side,
our sparse, white
living room looks like
400
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,676
the John Lennon, Yoko Ono
"Imagine" living room.
401
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,966
We can't afford "Imagine,"
so just imagine
this is "Imagine."
402
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,347
♪ Boop-boop, deedle-dee,dee-dee-dee
403
00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:57,070
♪ Imagine, imagine
404
00:20:57,139 --> 00:20:58,851
♪ No religion,nothing matters
405
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,795
♪ Everything is bad ♪
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