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♪ It seems todaythat all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a manwho positively can do ♪
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♪ All the thingsthat make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Ugh! This sucks, Mom.
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We really have
to spend the whole day
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cleaning out the garage?
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Yeah, come on, Lois.
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You know I have plans today
to go see Pervert Hamlet.
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To be...
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with this skull sexually,
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or not to be...
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with this skull sexually.
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That is the question...
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I answered when I was
with this skull sexually
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a little while ago.
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Huh. All these
spray paint cans
are empty.
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What? Really?
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H-How could such a thing
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have come to pass?
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Screw this.
Quick, before your mother
gets back,
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everything in the garbage.
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We're throwing
all this stuff out.
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Wait. You're throwing away
Stewie's Big Wheel?
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Relax. It's not even his.
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I took it from a front lawn
after a rain storm.
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I thought they'd never leave,
Factory Red.
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So, I guess
Thanos got the Mind Stone.
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Wow. So now
he's got all of 'em.
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I guess so.
What does that mean for us?
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I have no idea.
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I knew it was gonna be us.
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Oh, my God.
There's a hot woman
over at the bar.
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You know, I never forget
the back of a head.
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I don't think we've met.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
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I'm sure
that kind of thing
works great
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for the younger crowd,
but I'm 44.
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44? Oh-ho,
why am I trying so hard?
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Look, I'm not
some bimbo who falls
for tired pickup lines.
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Wow. That was painful.
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Like that time I passed
a kidney Stone Phillips.
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Oh!
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Aah! Aah!
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Or was it... murder?
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Hey, Doug.
Hey, Stewie.
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Taking the Big Wheel
out for a spin?
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Yep.
Where are you headed?
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Oh, I was just gonna
drive through some puddles
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and see how long
my tracks stay wet.
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The record is
seven sidewalk squares,
by yours truly.
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Allegedly.
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Okay, get out of here, you nut.
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What the deuce?
Where is it?
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Boy, I tell ya,
no better way
to start your day
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than a morning dump
in a neighbor's yard.
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Come on, Brian!
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It was a soft steamer,
almost impossible to pick up.
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Brian, have you seen
my Big Wheel?
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I can't find it anywhere!
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What? No. Did you look...
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Peter threw out
a bunch of stuff from
the garage yesterday.
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Maybe it was in there.
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Threw it out? But today
is our trash pick up day!
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We're too late!
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I've got to get
that Big Wheel back.
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Will you drive me
to the town dump?
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Really? Can't we just maybe
buy you a new one?
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No, Brian.
It has to be
that Big Wheel.
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It's very special to me.
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I lost my V-card on that thing.
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You what?
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Yep, went over
a speed bump really fast
and broke my hymen.
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Stewie, you don't have a hymen.
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Yeah, not anymore.
No, you're a boy.
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I have to correct you there,
Brian. I'm a man.
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'Cause, you know...
broken hymen.
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Boys don't have hymens!
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Okay, then I may have
just ripped my taint.
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Either way, I love that bike!
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Hi. Can you help us?
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We're trying
to locate a lost Big Wh...
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My God,
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there's just so...
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much... garbage.
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Yes, we are in search
of a Big Wheel
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that was erroneously
discarded and collected today.
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Oh, then it probably came in
with the morning load.
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Sorry. That term
always makes me blush.
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But if it just came in,
that's bad news.
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Usually the newest,
top layer of trash
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just blows right into the ocean.
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Yeah, I'm afraid
your Big Wheel
may be gones for good.
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Dear God, this is horrible!
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I'm blind!
I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Phew. Ooh, something smells
good in this box.
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I'm blind!
I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Damn it.
Monica's not responding
to any of my texts.
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You're still tryin'
to bang that 44-year-old?
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What are you sending her?
Mostly porn.
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Just shots of rods.
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All angles.
Up, down, left, right.
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Lois, maybe you could help me
ask out this woman I met.
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She's close to your age.
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But she won't respond
to any of my texts.
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Oh, well, that's easy.
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Just ask her if she's all
caught up on This Is Us.
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She says, "I'm one behind,
so no spoilers.
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Hysterical laughing face,
hysterical laughing face."
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How-how is that funny?
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It's not, but you're in.
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Great. This is exactly
the stuff I need to know.
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Lois, will you teach me
the ways of
the middle-aged woman?
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All right.
I'm a sucker for romance.
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Thanks, Lois.
This could open up
a whole new world for me.
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Like one of those kids
who gets a device
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that allows them to hear
for the first time.
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Billy, can you hear?
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Yes!
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Amazing! This is amazing.
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Your mom and I are going
to get a divorce.
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I'm in love with someone else,
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and I didn't
want to say it
with the silly hands.
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Brian, I've been doing
research on my Big Wheel.
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If it ended up in the ocean,
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it most likely has traveled
to Garbage Island.
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What's Garbage Island?
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The other name
for the North Atlantic
Garbage Patch,
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an enormous cluster
of man-made debris
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floating in the middle
of the ocean.
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This is terrible.
We got to raise awareness,
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let people know about it.
I agree.
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It's like
a giant garbage whirlpool.
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Brian?
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You heard me.
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Anyway, I'm heading there
to find my Big Wheel.
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Perhaps you'll come with me.
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Boating to an island of garbage?
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I'm in.
Maybe Peter will come, too.
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Hey, Peter,
want to go on a boat ride?
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Oh, uh, I can't be in stories
for a couple of episodes.
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I'm real-life pregnant.
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Oh, my God.
I had no idea.
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I know!
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Anyway, Mama's got to
get off her feet.
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All right, time to retrieve
my Big Wheel
from Garbage Island.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, how'd you get the money
to rent this boat anyway?
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Oh, I got a part-time job
at Target.
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Okay, technically,
I work at the weird,
in-store Pizza Hut.
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The Target In-Store Pizza Hut.
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Feed it to your fat kidwhile you buyoff-brand tennis shoes.
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Now, Glenn,
I'm gonna help you
get into the mind
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of a middle-aged woman.
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Step one:
we all go friggin' nuts
over Yankee Candles,
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so to help you
learn all the flavors,
I made a little quiz.
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I'm gonna give you a name,
and you tell me
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if it's the name
of a Yankee Candle
or a porn star.
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Okay.
Black Coconut.
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Porn star?
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No, that's a candle.
Amber Gold.
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Candle?
That is a candle.
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April Showers.
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Um... both?
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Very good.
I tried to trick you there,
but you got it. Both.
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Okay, okay,
I'm writing this all down.
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But, Lois, Monica agreed
to have dinner
with me tomorrow.
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That's great!
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I suppose.
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But I don't think
I can pull it off by myself.
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Will you come and just be nearby
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to give me tips and help me
get through it?
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Fine, but I'll have
to rearrange my schedule.
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Friday nights are when
Peter and I do edibles
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and go to the aquarium.
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This is awesome.
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Peter, I'm freaking out.
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Yeah, don't-don't...
don't ruin it for me.
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Okay, I spy something blue.
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Uh... the ocean?
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Nope.
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The sky?
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Hey, you got it in two, bud.
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That ties the record.
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Stewie, I'm starting to wonder
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if we didn't think this
all the way through.
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No, it's fine.
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It'll all be worth it
once we get to Garbage Island.
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Not a lot of wind today.
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No.
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Hey, what causes wind?
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Well, if my reading material
has taught me anything,
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it's just a cloud with lips.
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Blustery...
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is a good word.
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Uh-huh.
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Mm... Moana.
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Mm.
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I never saw Moana.
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You never saw Moana?
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Your blowout looks nice.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, um, I noticed a yoga mat
in the back of your car.
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How often do you do yoga?
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Is everything all right?
Hmm?
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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My, um... my-my dad
locked himself
out of his car.
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Oh, sorry.
Do you need to help him?
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Um, no, uh, no.
He, um, he broke, uh...
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broke the window with his foot.
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High heel.
My dad's a woman now.
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Oh.
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You're lucky we came here.
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I almost suggested Mickey D's.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so informal.
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Are you talking
about McDonald's?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Another thing I was
just thinking about is...
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"AMBER Alert,
white Honda Accord,
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license plate..."
Uh, uh, I mean,
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Pinterest sure has
some neat pictures of sinks.
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Doesn't it?
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Listen, what if
we just bail on dinner
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and head back to my place?
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Great! I'm in.
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Wait! You have to pay
for the bread.
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Hey!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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The bread!
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You have to pay
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for the bread!
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Moana?
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Oh, my God. Brian.
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Look!
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We made it!
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We made it to Garbage Island!
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My God, I don't believe it.
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Whoa, look at
all the packaging
from Mickey D's.
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What? Oh, my God,
I've never heard that.
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"Mickey D's."
That is just great.
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Anyway, let's start looking
for my Big Wheel.
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Hey, check it out,
a VCR just sitting here.
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I'm taking this sucker home.
253
00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:16,550
Oh, crap.
254
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:17,885
Brian, you idiot.
255
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,932
Now how the hell
are we supposed
to get back to land?
256
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,456
We're both going to die.
257
00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:24,592
Oh, look,
a message in a bottle
is washing up.
258
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,995
Maybe this'll help.
259
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,948
Dear England: Enclosed,
260
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,617
please find one bottle fart
in exchange for Russell Brand.
261
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,987
We feel this is
appropriate compensation.
262
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,289
Yours, et cetera, America.
263
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,046
Damn it, Brian!
How could you sink our boat?
264
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,350
We're going to die!
265
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,832
You guys need any help?
266
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,956
Aah!
Aah! Who the hell are you?
267
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,457
Name's Taylor. 'Sup?
268
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,791
How the hell did you get here?
269
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,938
Oh, I, uh...
270
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,706
I-I fell off a booze cruise.
271
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,097
You what?
Yep, washed up here.
272
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,486
Matter of fact, we all did.
273
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,604
How are you all planning
to get back home?
274
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:13,019
Get back home?
Why would we
want to do that?
275
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,643
Yeah, we've got everything
we need here.
276
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,857
There's tons of free,
half-eaten food
that washes up.
277
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,448
And we just bang
each other all day.
278
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,017
That, uh...
279
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,286
that doesn't sound terrible.
280
00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:27,955
Hey, so, we've been stuck
out here for over 20 years.
281
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,868
Can you catch us up
on all the important things
282
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,172
that we've missed?
283
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,932
So, no way!
284
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,212
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
are no longer together?
285
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,669
Splitsville, my friend.
286
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,905
How did Robert Kardashian die?
287
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:44,974
Guilt cancer.
288
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,085
From what?
289
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,659
Oh, boy.
290
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,311
So people thought
the dancing Judge Itos
were funny?
291
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,400
For a while, yes.
292
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,035
Is Leno still doing it?
293
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,603
No, he's not hosting anymore.
294
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,750
Oh, so Conan got
The Tonight Show?
295
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,424
Oh, come o...
296
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,977
A-And so what about
Craig Kilborn?
Is he still on?
297
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,281
I'm actually right here.
298
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,785
Oh, right. Hey, Craig.
299
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,209
Oh, hi, Glenn.
300
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,778
I haven't seen you in a while.
301
00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:25,379
H-How are things with Monica?
302
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,564
Who?
303
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,233
Monica, y-your hot date
from the other night.
304
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,946
Oh, yeah. I plowed her.
Thanks again.
305
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,070
But-but I thought
she was the one.
306
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,349
Yeah, no, what I realized is
307
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,951
that all those texts
you sent me,
308
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,441
they're like my bible now.
309
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,822
I just keep using
these same tips
on different women.
310
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,345
I owe you, Lois.
311
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,459
You've opened up
a whole world of
middle-aged legs to me.
312
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,537
Oh, my God.
Quagmire's terrorizing
middle-aged women,
313
00:14:49,606 --> 00:14:51,438
and I'm responsible for it.
314
00:14:51,508 --> 00:14:53,941
I've created a monster.
315
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,914
Oh, no!
My Luna Bar for women.
316
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,722
♪ ♪
317
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,513
Please call the DWP.
318
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,114
I'm stuck in here.
319
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,183
♪ ♪
320
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,440
Hey, what day is it?
321
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,908
Trash day.
322
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,580
Brian, look,
I found my Big Wheel.
323
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:34,782
Cool.
It's more than cool, Brian.
324
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,284
I believe the Big Wheel
may actually be our ticket
325
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,452
off the island.
326
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,787
You see, I've calculated that,
327
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,154
even with both of our weights,
328
00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:43,023
it will still be capable
of flotation.
329
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,492
My plan is to attach
330
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,827
six Jimmy Buffett
margarita machines to it,
331
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,146
which should be able
to propel us home.
332
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,655
Home? I don't think
I want to go home.
333
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,651
What?
What are you talking about?
334
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,001
I'm saying I like it here
on Garbage Island.
335
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,822
O-Okay, I-I don't think
I can talk to you,
336
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,435
because, right now,
you're making less sense
337
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,642
than an M.C. Escher
floor plan.
338
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,111
So, how's it coming?
339
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,980
Are we gonna finish on schedule?
340
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,347
I don't know, Mr. Escher.
341
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,595
I've never put
six stairways
all in one spot.
342
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:11,530
And I've lost, like,
ten of my guys in here.
343
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,755
Hey, I need a hammer!
344
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,557
I hate this place!
345
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,192
I quit!
346
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,185
Uh, 'scuse me,
I'm-I'm looking
for anything by...
347
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,520
Mike "Bubble"?
348
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,522
It's "Buble," you idiot!
349
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,157
Oh, hey, Lo... Ow!
350
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,641
That feels great!
351
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,311
Glenn Quagmire,
I tried to help you
meet a nice woman,
352
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,513
but you just couldn't help
yourself, could you?
353
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,862
What are you talking about?
354
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,750
I thought
I was helping you find love,
355
00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:44,551
and, instead,
you used me as a tool
356
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,521
to get down every middle-aged
woman's pants in town.
357
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,401
Slacks, Lois.
They call them slacks.
358
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,992
You wouldn't know that
if it wasn't for me!
359
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,572
You're right.
360
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,230
You were kind to me,
and I took advantage of it.
361
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,416
I owe you an apology.
362
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,501
Well, thank you.
363
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,881
Here, let me make it up to you.
364
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,938
I'll buy you a coffee, and...
365
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,084
do you like the music of Ray...
366
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,374
"LaMountain"?
367
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,709
"LaMontagne."
368
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,589
Thank you.
Hey, beautiful,
369
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,713
you want to take
a pointless girl-stride walk
370
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,749
and listen to Ray LaMontagne?
371
00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:16,261
Sure.
Great.
372
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,352
See ya, Lois.
373
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,607
Last chance, Brian.
374
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,775
You're really
not coming with me?
375
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,355
I'm sorry, Stewie.
I'm not.
376
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,023
I know it's weird to say, but...
377
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,481
it's kind of just
too perfect for me here.
378
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,716
I see.
379
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,217
Well, I should go.
380
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,686
Fort Lauderdale Tanya
found a four-piece puzzle
381
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,832
she's been struggling with.
382
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,701
Where does the cow go?
383
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,407
It's all corners, babe.
384
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,876
I have to say,
385
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:45,078
I never imagined
saying goodbye to you, Brian.
386
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,227
So long take very good care
387
00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:49,967
dear friend of mine farewell.
388
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,168
That's odd phrasing.
389
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,115
Sorry, it's been hard
to think straight.
390
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,349
From the moment we arrived,
391
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,018
I've either been drunk
or ejaculating.
392
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,609
These are things
you don't say to a baby.
393
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,561
Goodbye, Brian.
394
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,563
Goodbye, Stewie.
395
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,632
♪ ♪
396
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:29,456
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la,my lady ♪
397
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,127
♪ In the sunwith your hair undone ♪
398
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,795
♪ Can you hear me now ♪
399
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:39,366
♪ Callin' your namefrom across the bay? ♪
400
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,622
♪ A summer's daylaughin' and a-hidin' ♪
401
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:49,776
♪ Chasin' love outon Thunder Island ♪
402
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:52,112
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
403
00:18:52,181 --> 00:18:54,114
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
404
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,169
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
405
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,038
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
406
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,174
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
407
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,125
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
408
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:09,630
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
409
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,233
Stewie, what the hell's
going on?
410
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,640
We're back in Quahog?
411
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,808
We are, Brian.
Why? What happened?
412
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:24,245
You're an enormously important
part of my life, Brian,
413
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,380
and I couldn't bear
the thought of losing you.
414
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:28,582
I assumed it unlikely
you'd change your mind,
415
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,685
so I added the fans
from many, many Dell laptops
416
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,020
to the back of my Big Wheel
417
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,456
so I could simply
tow everyone back to land.
418
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:36,607
Wow.
419
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,741
Thank you.
420
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,660
That means a lot to me.
421
00:19:39,729 --> 00:19:41,762
Well, our journey taught me
something, Brian.
422
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:44,665
You can throw away
just about anything
in this world,
423
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,234
but you can't
throw away a friendship.
424
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:49,369
No, you can't, Stewie.
425
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,483
Cool if I say goodbye
to the garbage?
426
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:54,708
You do what you got to do,
you gross dog.
427
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,077
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
428
00:19:57,146 --> 00:20:00,280
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
429
00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:02,182
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
430
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,417
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
431
00:20:04,486 --> 00:20:08,488
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do. ♪
432
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,579
♪ Sweet sunshine ♪
433
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,865
♪ So, sha-la-la-la-la-la ♪
434
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,301
♪ My lady ♪
435
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:23,787
♪ In the sunwith your dress undone ♪
436
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,706
♪ Now every mile aw... ♪
437
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,809
Sausage and pepperoni for Alan?
438
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,177
Alan?
439
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,058
God,
that smells good,
doesn't it?
440
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,482
Alan?
Yeah.
441
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,918
But, actually,
I ordered just pepperoni.
442
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,087
Can I see your receipt?
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