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I've always loved great magicians.
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They're the double glazing salesmen
of the entertainment business.
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Last year, with nothing
but a massive curtain,
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and an even bigger pair of balls,
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David Copperfield made
The Statue of Liberty vanish.
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Now, you and I both know
he couldn't have vanished
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The Statue of fucking Liberty...
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but look into his eyes.
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Tell me he doesn't 100% believe that
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he just made her disappear for real.
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What you're looking at there,
folks, is the secret of sales.
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Believe in what you're selling.
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I'd forgotten that, and it's
almost cost me everything I love,
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my wife, my kids, my money.
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But now it's time to start taking it
all back the only way I know how,
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by selling the greatest product that
exists on this beautiful planet...
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me.
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Aren't you going to be late for school?
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- But we're not finished here.
- Oh, I think we are, sweetheart.
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You want me to piss away my money
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starting a double glazing
company with you?
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I mean, that's a less nuanced
version of it but, yeah.
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Why don't you just take over at Cachet?
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Walshy won't sell, it's his nest egg.
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Well, I always find a man
more amenable to an offer
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when I've got his nuts
clamped in a vice.
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Are we talking metaphorical
testicles here?
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Yeah, for the minute. Now, Vincent,
ever heard of a phoenix scam?
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No, but feel free to enlighten me.
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It's when you take a business...
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say, a flourishing double glazing firm,
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you siphon off all the cash
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and at the same time, you
run up crippling debts
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until it gets wound up.
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You see, that's a bit short-term for
me.
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I want to run my own company,
build it up into a national chain.
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And you will, young Vincent,
because at this point
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a handsome and respected local
businessman steps in,
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buys up the company for
a nominal fee, say £1,
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and a new "debt free" firm rises
from the ashes of the old one.
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The phoenix from the flames.
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How legal is it?
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Well, let's just say it's not
completely illegal.
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It's certainly immoral, though.
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I mean, how would you feel about
stealing Walshy's livelihood,
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his money, his business?
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I feel surprisingly OK about it.
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To be honest, I'd have felt
OK about letting Ronnie take
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a shit in my mouth if it had meant I
could clear my 50 grand tax bill.
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Stage one of the plan was getting
me installed as a partner at Cachet.
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Being a greedy cocksucker,
Walshy jumped on my offer to invest.
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Do I want to know where this came from?
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Don't shit your pants,
it's all above board.
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I re-mortgaged the house.
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Which is partly true,
Ronnie loaned me the money.
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What I didn't mention was that
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I'd borrowed it against
Walshy's business,
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not my house, with interest rates
that were fucking eye-watering,
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even for a shark like Ronnie.
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- Congratulations, partner.
- Best move you've ever made.
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Fortunately, Walshy had about
as much business acumen as
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a bucket of pig shit.
As long as orders were coming in,
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he'd think business was hunky-dory.
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But before I could start spending
his money like a cunt,
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firstly I needed to re-hire one.
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Hello, Maureen, love. Is Brian about?
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Fuckface! Door.
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Fitzpatrick took less convincing
than I'd imagined.
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Christ, I need this job. Thank you.
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Walshy! Get a load of that.
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It didn't matter that we
were selling our windows
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for practically cost,
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to Walshy's barely-educated eye,
business was flying.
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What he didn't know was that
I was about to pilot it into
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the side of a fucking mountain.
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Here you are, boys.
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One of my first acts as a
codirector was to approve
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company cars for the
entire sales team...
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including a nice little
upgrade for moi.
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In fact, everything got
upgraded, our suits,
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the office furniture...
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..we even had prototype
car phones fitted.
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As communication devices, they
were next to fucking useless,
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they never worked.
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But as toys to wind up the Millman
Young pricks, they were priceless.
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To soften the blow of
Fitzpatrick's return,
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I promoted Lavender to head of marketing
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and gave him an unlimited
budget to blow on
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an obscenely expensive radio ad.
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We are rolling.
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Right. Cut there. Sorry to interrupt.
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What's up?
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Erm, have you cleared this
with Paul Young's label?
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I wrote this fucking lick, mate.
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I own this sound, all right?
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All right. Take two.
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Ronnie was even throwing
me a kickback from
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the extortionate interest
on his loans to Cachet
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to settle my outstanding tax affairs.
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It was beautiful.
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You're welcome.
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Now, I appreciate this all might
seem a little harsh on Walshy,
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but at least this way he gets to keep £1
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and, more importantly, his nuts.
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And that was Kool &
the Gang there, with Celebration.
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Now, we'll be right back with
travel after this short break.
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Essex Radio!
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Hang on, Sam, this is it. This is it!
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What's happening?
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On the radio. My ad. Sh...
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♪ If your windows and doors ♪
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♪ Don't look loved and adored ♪
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♪ Time to make a change... ♪
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What do you think?
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I think I want you to stop talking
and start unbuttoning my blouse.
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Seriously though, what do you think?
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How does it make you feel?
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Unbelievably irritated.
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Irritated? Why?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe because
I'm playing second fiddle
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to a Paul Young sound-a-like jingle
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for my shithead, soon-to-be
ex-husband's business.
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Paul Young sound-a-like? I created
the bass hook on that bloody intro.
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Don't forget the name,
Cachet Windows and Doors.
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Even when we're fucking escaping
Vincent there's no escaping Vincent.
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I thought you liked our little
secret rendezvous.
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All right, saying it in French
doesn't make it more romantic.
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I'm sick of sneaking around
for quickies in lay-bys.
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- It's not a good time to go public.
- What?!
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We're not Charles and Diana,
the public don't give a shit.
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The only people that
care will be the kids,
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and Nat and Robbie like you.
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Christ knows they want me to be happy.
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It's not just them though,
is it, it's Vincent.
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I can't do this.
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I love being with you.
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I think you're kind, you're thoughtful,
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and I really fancy you.
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But I need to be with someone
who respects me, puts me first.
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Christ, not even first,
just not always fucking last.
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We both agreed it's just
not the right moment.
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I've just been promoted and...
Come on, what are you doing?
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I'm going home, Martin.
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Vincent was right,
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- you're a pair of bollocks short
of being a decent bloke. - Sam!
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Guess what's in here?
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A million pounds?
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Of course not.
How could I fit a million in here?
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I don't know.
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A cheque?
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- So, what is it?
- Doesn't matter now.
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Oh, come on, don't
leave me on meathooks.
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50,000, cash.
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Ooh, way less than a million.
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- So, where did you get it?
- Never you mind.
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I'll tell you where it's going, though,
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Her Majesty's Inland fucking Revenue.
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Wow! Are you going get
to meet the Queen?
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Not unless she works at a tax
office in Southend-on-Sea.
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She doesn't. I'm pretty
sure she works in London.
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Vincent, can I have a word?
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This sounds serious. Is Paul
Young suing us about the ad?
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Let's go upstairs.
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Have you been upsetting him again?
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I know things haven't been
easy between you and Sam,
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and the last thing I want is
to add to your problems...
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It's all right, mate, I know.
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- You what?
- Sam told me.
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I'm so sorry, mate,
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I should have been straight
with you so much earlier.
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I hoped the promotion would have helped.
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That radio campaign's
top-notch, by the way.
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Thanks.
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What has Sam said exactly?
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That you've been
disillusioned for a while.
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The music business pulling
at your heart strings.
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- Was that all she said?
- No.
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Apparently I'm a narcissist, a scumbag,
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- a terrible father and I'm going
to die lonely. - No, I meant...
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Look, mate, I know I haven't been a
great boss these past few months,
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but can you give me a few more weeks?
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There are some big changes about to
happen around here, and I need you.
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Yeah... sure.
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Good boy.
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Actually, there is one thing
you can help me with.
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I want to get Sam back.
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Really? I thought you
and Robbie's teacher...
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Nah, that's over, mate.
I finished with her last month,
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- it was just a bit of fun.
- Oh.
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And how can I help exactly?
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You go and see her, you tell her
I still love her, I need her...
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That might be a bit weird.
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Maybe you should talk to her yourself?
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It's hard to have a conversation
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while you're dodging the glasses
getting launched at your head.
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Well, maybe don't go to the house,
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arrange to meet her on
neutral territory.
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That's a good idea.
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And be honest about how you feel,
about how much she means to you.
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Deep down she needs to feel
that she comes first.
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Christ, not even first,
just not always last.
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Probably.
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That is good.
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I knew there was a reason why I employed
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- an overeducated ponce like you.
- Yeah.
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Cachet Windows... Carol.
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What's up? Why are you whispering?
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Because your son's teacher
is in the showroom
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and she wants to talk to you.
She seems upset.
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Shit. Does she know I'm upstairs?
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No, but she's not leaving
until she sees you.
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- Is my briefcase down there?
- Yeah.
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Right, put it in my car
and I'll sneak out the back.
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Oh, just going to the loo.
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Reading material.
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It's a poo.
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So, no school today?
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No, because guess who's been
suspended for having an
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inappropriate relationship with
a student's parent?
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Do you know how long I had to
train to become a teacher?
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Three years.
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Three years of my life down the toilet
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along with my fucking reputation.
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Think I'll just nip to the
little boy's room too.
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- Right, Carol, you got it.
- I popped it on your car.
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- You mean in my car.
- No, on it, it was locked.
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It's a fucking convertible,
Carol, the roof's down.
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Well, there's no need to be rude.
I'm the one doing a favour.
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Or as I like to call it, your job.
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And your BMW's not convertible.
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No, but I traded the
BMW in for a Mercedes
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four fucking weeks ago, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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- So, where's my fucking money, Carol?
- On your BMW.
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- Fitzpatrick's BMW.
- Fucking hell! Brian!
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Brian! Brian! Fuck.
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Get that shitheap out of my way!
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- They're stuck together.
- Yeah, no shit, Professor Fuckwit.
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Fucking useless piece of shit!
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Get Fitzpatrick on that fucking
car phone right now!
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- Vincent. - Not now!
- No, I need to speak to you.
243
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,335
That bitch of a wife of yours
has spoken to the head
244
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,775
and I've been suspended.
245
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,615
- Any luck?
- I can't connect the call.
246
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,935
You keep fucking trying.
I'm holding you responsible.
247
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,015
Did you hear what I said?
248
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,135
I'll get out on the road,
try and track him down.
249
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,295
- I said that bitch...
- Watch your fucking mouth!
250
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,175
She's reported me.
I've been suspended.
251
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,465
Save the crocodile tears, sweetheart.
252
00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:11,370
You loved playing with fire, so did I.
253
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,695
Don't start acting like one of
your first year fucking infants
254
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,297
because you got your fingers burned.
255
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,585
Fuck you, Vincent.
256
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,240
- It won't connect.
- Useless fucking phones!
257
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,880
Fuck.
258
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,335
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
259
00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:31,815
Anything?
260
00:12:32,582 --> 00:12:34,175
I think I'm going to be sick.
261
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,895
Hello, Cachet... Oh, thank God!
262
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,837
It's him. He's with Lavender.
263
00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:42,306
Where the fuck is my money, Brian?
264
00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,798
What do you mean you don't know?
265
00:12:46,378 --> 00:12:48,855
Well, don't bother setting
foot inside this place
266
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,891
until you find my briefcase.
267
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:54,001
Yes, that does fucking mean
you'll be sacked again!
268
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:57,700
- Good news?
- No, not good news.
269
00:12:57,821 --> 00:13:00,015
And if my money doesn't turn up for
270
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,880
my tax hearing this afternoon,
you will be sacked too.
271
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,892
Should I call the police?
272
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,095
OK, but just ask them if it's
been handed in, all right?
273
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,911
Do not mention the money.
274
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,660
The last thing I need is the
Old Bill sniffing about.
275
00:13:15,686 --> 00:13:18,435
Yeah, got it. Incognito.
276
00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,403
Hello, Thurrock Police.
How may I help?
277
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,873
I'd like to
report a missing briefcase,
278
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:27,381
- so I would, so I would.
- I'm sorry?
279
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,262
A briefcase, yer big eejit.
280
00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:32,723
It fell out of a car somewhere
in the West Essex area.
281
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:35,954
Can you hold the line? I just need
to grab one of my superiors.
282
00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:37,756
Get me someone from Bomb Squad.
283
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:40,343
I've got a suspected coded
message from the IRA here.
284
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:43,237
Sorry, I didn't quite catch your name?
285
00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,564
Get a move on, arseholes!
286
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,463
I can't go back to selling diet pills.
287
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:53,455
Those pyramid scheme wankers are
already after me for three grand.
288
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,655
We'll find it, all right?
Where else have you been?
289
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,034
Nowhere. We've been
fucking everywhere.
290
00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:01,519
What's the hold up?
291
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,720
Oh, fuck.
292
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,655
Not very clever, was it, sir?
Now, could you turn around, please?
293
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,979
We've a got suspect package
on the roundabout.
294
00:14:19,082 --> 00:14:21,709
Nothing's getting through until
the Bomb Squad have investigated.
295
00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:23,077
Oh, you're joking.
296
00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:26,242
Yeah, excuse me, officer.
What kind of package?
297
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,039
- Vincent, I've found it!
- You beauty.
298
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,211
Where are you, I'll meet you
on the way to the tax office.
299
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,572
I'm on the roundabout outside
the refinery.
300
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:34,983
OK. I'm on my way.
301
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:36,330
Oh, and one more thing.
302
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,455
Could you hurry up because
the police kind of think it's
303
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,295
an IRA bomb and they want to
conduct a controlled explosion?
304
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,400
'You useless mother...
305
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:50,051
Sorry for the trouble, officer.
306
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,529
Aren't you going to open it?
Make sure nothing's missing.
307
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:54,892
Yeah, of course.
308
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,135
Yep, that seems to be all good.
309
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,093
Sir, can I ask what you're doing
with such a large amount of cash?
310
00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:03,615
Well, you can, but unless the
Iron Curtain has shifted
311
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,643
3,000 miles west,
I don't have to fucking answer.
312
00:15:06,186 --> 00:15:08,495
Well, perhaps you'd prefer
to accompany me to
313
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,069
the station for further questioning
about today's incident.
314
00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:13,455
Look, mate, I'm having a day
from hell here, all right?
315
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,135
Please, give me a break.
The money's to pay a tax bill.
316
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,635
- I have a hearing in 30 minutes.
- Well, why not just say that then?
317
00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:21,735
I should have, I just have this
natural aversion to authority
318
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,695
that makes me behave like an arsehole.
319
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,134
I'm hoping I can just apologise
and be on my way...
320
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:28,386
Control, this is PC 486.
321
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,295
I need you to contact someone at
Inland Revenue in Southend-on-Sea
322
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,944
- and check that...
- Quick as we fucking can.
323
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,858
Sorry, take your time.
324
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,961
Check if they have an appointment
with a Mr Vincent Swan.
325
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:46,255
Once my story did check out,
all that was left was to close
326
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,680
this heart attack inducing
chapter of my life.
327
00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:56,295
This is actually highly
irregular, Mr Swan.
328
00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,078
Most of our clients pay by
cheque or banker's draft.
329
00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:02,454
And you appear...
330
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,512
..to be £50 short.
331
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,717
Yeah. I had to bung that to Lavender
after you made him finger you
332
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:11,966
behind the bins. Let's call it
compensation for his trauma.
333
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,886
OK.
334
00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:20,068
Well, that all seems to be in order.
335
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,819
Thank you, Mr Swan.
336
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:28,975
I wish I could say the
pleasure was all mine,
337
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,883
but as you and I both know,
it was mainly yours.
338
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,440
Ciao.
339
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,735
As it goes, paying tax felt
better than I'd imagined.
340
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,684
Probably helps that it
was all Walshy's cash.
341
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,935
Now time to make The Statue of
Liberty reappear in my life,
342
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,651
or as I like to call her, Sam.
343
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,552
Millman Young. How may I help you?
344
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,615
Can you take a piss
in Little Prick's coffee for me?
345
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,070
Right, I'm hanging up now, Vincent.
346
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:58,945
Sam, Sam, don't, it's important.
347
00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:00,975
Sorry, bad joke. It's about Robbie.
348
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,855
What's happened? You didn't
forget to pick him up did you?
349
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,455
No, he's with me. I've just had
a problem, my car's packed in.
350
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,847
Can you come and get him?
351
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,375
I'm at a client's house,
23, The Old Yews,
352
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,381
on the new estate just
off Southend Road.
353
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,895
I'm at work, Vincent. I can't
be there for half an hour.
354
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,262
That's great. Thanks, babe.
355
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,427
Don't call me fucking babe!
356
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,655
Here she comes, the love of my
life, your beautiful mother.
357
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,480
All right, wish me luck.
358
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,394
What the fuck is this, Vincent?
Sorry, Robbie.
359
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,395
This is our new family abode.
Chez Swan.
360
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,535
Are you deranged?
We're getting a divorce.
361
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,855
I don't want to live
with you ever again,
362
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,939
you terrible wanker. Sorry, Robbie.
363
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,735
Sam, I know I fucked up.
Sorry, Robbie.
364
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,914
You have every right to hate me,
but I want you back.
365
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,015
I need you back. Plus, I've just put
down a non-refundable deposit
366
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,081
for ten grand on this place
so, please, just have a look?
367
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:03,100
- Please, Mum, have a look. It's
fucking amazing in there. - Robbie!
368
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,234
Right, Vincent, five minutes.
369
00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,256
Come on. After you.
370
00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:11,742
Is there any way you can stop
the deposit from being taken?
371
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:15,581
You see, my soon to be ex-husband
isn't a well man, Philip.
372
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:17,058
He's lost his marbles.
373
00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:20,735
I only show people around.
I don't really have a say in that.
374
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,415
Don't listen to her, Philip.
375
00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:24,615
Once she understands
that I'm a changed man
376
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,095
and I would never cheat on her
again, we'll take it.
377
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:30,495
That's his problem, you see, Philip.
378
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,215
He doesn't understand how
embarrassing this is for you or me.
379
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,655
He thinks he can buy his way
out of any problem.
380
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,655
On a scale of one to ten, Philip,
381
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,535
how insanely wrong would you say it is
382
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,638
to cheat on your wife with your
son's primary school teacher?
383
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,946
Do you want to see the garden?
384
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:49,947
It's a fucking 11.
It's off the chart.
385
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,302
And I'm the idiot who did it. I am.
386
00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:54,655
But I'm also the idiot dying here,
387
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,478
trying to find a way to make it right.
388
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,736
I should've respected her, Philip.
389
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,920
I adore her.
390
00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:08,609
I should have made her feel like
she was my first and only thought
391
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,360
instead of making her feel
like she was my last.
392
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,615
Is it OK if I pop downstairs and
let you both have a think about it?
393
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,350
No, you stay, Philip.
394
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,728
You need to see me beg.
395
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,844
If it's too late, Sam,
396
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,119
tell me, and I'll leave you to
get on with the rest of your life.
397
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,154
I'm so sorry, baby.
398
00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,204
I lost my way.
399
00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:40,973
It's always been you that made
my world turn and I fucked it.
400
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,555
But I need you.
401
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,440
I can't do any of it without you.
402
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:50,922
So I'm begging for one last chance.
403
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,969
In front of Philip.
404
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,375
Begging.
405
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,887
Look at me begging, Philip!
406
00:19:59,211 --> 00:20:02,146
So come on, Sam. If not for me,
407
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:03,957
do it for Philip.
408
00:20:07,443 --> 00:20:09,203
Get off the floor, you wally.
409
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,711
What do you say?
410
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:16,255
No more lying. No more cheating.
411
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,455
I was a fool, Sam.
412
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,005
I'll never do anything again
to risk losing you.
413
00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:22,495
Can we even afford this place?
414
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,975
Yes, baby. I've cleared my tax bill,
I'm a partner in the business.
415
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,744
You say the word and it is yours.
416
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:30,916
Yeah, yes.
417
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:32,323
I fucking love it!
418
00:20:32,349 --> 00:20:33,549
Oh, my God.
419
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,735
Right, Philip, before we close the
deal on the asking price right now,
420
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,175
we're going to need to
test-run that Jacuzzi bath.
421
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,895
And it is a deal breaker for us,
I'm afraid, isn't it, Sam?
422
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,294
Absolutely, Philip.
423
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,088
How do you feel about that, Philip?
424
00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,935
Er, OK.
425
00:20:53,288 --> 00:20:54,465
That's great stuff.
426
00:20:54,491 --> 00:20:56,655
Now can you pop downstairs
and keep an eye on Robbie?
427
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,040
We'll be with you shortly.
428
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:03,967
You're such a plum.
A great big sexy plum.
429
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,291
Tony, there's a suit out there
wants a word with you.
430
00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:16,328
What fucking now?
431
00:21:16,354 --> 00:21:18,695
Excuse me, Mr Walsh?
432
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,775
Depends. Who's looking for me?
433
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,611
I mean him. Shit.
434
00:21:22,904 --> 00:21:27,895
Mr Walsh, I'm a legal representative
for Farrell's Debt Collection.
435
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,655
I'm serving Cachet Windows and Doors
with a statutory demand
436
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,280
for unpaid debts of £798,000
437
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,895
Very good, you're very good.
438
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,015
What? Did Vincent put you up
to this? Is this a wind-up?
439
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,615
If you do not respond to this
demand within seven days,
440
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,695
we'll file a winding-up petition
at the High Court, after which
441
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,631
your bank accounts will be frozen.
442
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,375
Hello, mate. What's up?
443
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,455
Look, I wasn't straight
with you earlier today.
444
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,306
Don't worry about it.
Look, mate, I'm kind of busy.
445
00:22:10,332 --> 00:22:12,627
It won't take long. I'm going
to say what I've got to say,
446
00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:14,068
- then I'm going to go.
- OK.
447
00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:15,704
Don't be such a drama queen.
448
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:16,905
It's Sam.
449
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:19,904
What? What about Sam
can't wait until tomorrow?
450
00:22:22,699 --> 00:22:24,579
No, it's Sam. Behind you.
451
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,575
Yeah. We've been introduced.
452
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,215
Hey, look, mate,
453
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,895
that gubbins you told me about
putting her first did the trick.
454
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,760
You are a bona fide marriage saver.
455
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,135
Well, go on! Quick, have your say.
456
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,455
Nat's baby-sitting Robbie
457
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,612
so I've still got several hours
of making up to enjoy.
458
00:22:43,636 --> 00:22:46,225
Doesn't seem important now.
I'll catch you tomorrow.
459
00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:47,639
OK. I might be late.
460
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,575
In the end, Ronnie administered
Walshy's final coup de grace
461
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,160
with a pound coin rather
than a testicular vice.
462
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,320
This is complete fucking bollocks.
463
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,406
Walshy signed the business
over to Ronnie for a coin.
464
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:11,764
It was that or be declared bankrupt
and lose everything.
465
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,261
Walshy came to collect
his things the next day.
466
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,771
I almost felt sorry for the poor sap.
467
00:23:16,797 --> 00:23:18,520
No hard feelings, eh, Tony?
468
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,095
That's right, now fuck off
469
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,344
in that Range Rover my hard
graft allowed you to buy.
470
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,559
Ouch. Some hard feelings, clearly.
471
00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:50,937
Now, I appreciate the last few
days have probably been a bit...
472
00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:54,780
unsettling, but as far as
you boys are concerned
473
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,474
it's business as usual.
474
00:23:56,703 --> 00:24:00,535
And I know it seems a bit rough
on Walshy, but don't forget
475
00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,558
he made this rod for his own back.
476
00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:03,952
Yeah, by hiring you.
477
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:07,033
And by rod you definitely
mean knife for his back?
478
00:24:07,059 --> 00:24:09,594
All right, fine,
let's get it all out now.
479
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:12,595
I've got a desk delivery
for a Mr Farrell.
480
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,095
- First floor, mate.
- No-one said anything about any stairs.
481
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,255
Do your own furniture arranging, pal.
482
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,678
Cheeky bastard. That's everything
that's wrong with Britain today.
483
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:24,597
Don't worry, guys. I've got this.
484
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,095
New headed paper.
485
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,406
Take a look at that, boys.
486
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,175
Wow, that is headed paper all right.
487
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,573
Yeah, with one very small
but hugely important change.
488
00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:40,038
Look where it lists
the new company directors.
489
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,975
Director. Singular.
490
00:24:43,369 --> 00:24:44,859
Your name's not on there, mate.
491
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,615
What the fuck? Carol, get the
printers on the phone right now.
492
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,598
I'm not paying for this
until it's been corrected.
493
00:24:50,624 --> 00:24:52,322
That is what we ordered.
494
00:24:52,348 --> 00:24:55,003
Ronnie popped in on Tuesday and
told me to take your name off.
495
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,684
What? Are you sure?
496
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:59,405
Yeah, it was definitely Ronnie.
He had his face.
497
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,486
This is obviously
Ronnie's idea of a wind-up.
498
00:25:01,512 --> 00:25:03,573
Yeah, or his idea of a stitch up.
499
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,855
Look, I have to pop out for a bit.
500
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,027
You two lazy pricks can haul
this fucking monstrosity
501
00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:10,495
up into Walshy's... Ronnie's office.
502
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,655
You're joking. It looks like it
weighs more than an actual Roller.
503
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,484
I'm fucking not. Get it done.
504
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:19,813
OK, boss. I really enjoyed
today's pep talk(!)
505
00:25:36,726 --> 00:25:38,021
Pull!
506
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,655
Vincent, my old mucker!
507
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,455
What a wonderful day to be alive.
508
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,862
How's the office shaping up?
509
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:50,975
Nothing's really changed,
other than your desk has arrived.
510
00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:52,693
Which is what I need
to talk to you about.
511
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,324
What, the desk? Want me
to get you one? Gorgeous, innit?
512
00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:57,045
Not the fucking desk, Ronnie.
513
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,695
Why did you take my name off
the paperwork as a director?
514
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,675
Because you're not a director, Vincent.
515
00:26:03,524 --> 00:26:04,819
Pull!
516
00:26:07,246 --> 00:26:08,866
Fuck me, Ronnie, do you have to?
517
00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:12,015
The deal was I helped
you fuck over Walshy
518
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,694
and then we run the business
as partners.
519
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,279
Yeah, there's been a complication.
520
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,335
It turns out that as a
former director of Cachet
521
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,135
you've been barred
by the Companies House
522
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,344
from becoming a director of
the new business for five years.
523
00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:26,037
I'm sorry, mate, but it was unforeseen.
524
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:27,701
Bollocks was it.
525
00:26:28,719 --> 00:26:29,965
Pull!
526
00:26:32,884 --> 00:26:34,219
What about my partnership?
527
00:26:34,245 --> 00:26:36,244
We can still be partners
in the business, Vinny,
528
00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:37,517
just not in a legal sense.
529
00:26:37,979 --> 00:26:39,314
More like hombres.
530
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,615
I'll tell you what, Ronnie,
531
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,762
you can stick your hombres
up your hombrarsehole.
532
00:26:45,285 --> 00:26:46,935
I wanted to run my own business.
533
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,175
If I can't do it at Cachet
534
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,605
then I'll fuck off and find
a proper investor elsewhere.
535
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,215
Have a go.
536
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,495
Fuck.
537
00:26:55,692 --> 00:26:57,135
Nah, I'm all right.
538
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,575
No, I want you to have a go.
539
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,800
Fucking...
540
00:27:01,717 --> 00:27:03,655
You ever fired a gun before?
541
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,689
No.
542
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,495
Oh, it's easy.
543
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,162
You just look the target straight in
the eye and gently pull the trigger.
544
00:27:11,076 --> 00:27:15,331
Then you try not to smile as they
disintegrate in front of your eyes.
545
00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:17,611
Apparently it makes you look psychotic.
546
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,415
Pull!
547
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,250
Ah, fuck!
548
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,815
You'd be advised to remember that
now I own the business outright,
549
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,813
that money you borrowed
off Cachet belongs to me.
550
00:27:30,618 --> 00:27:33,284
So while you owe me £50,000,
young Vincent,
551
00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:37,109
it'll be very much in your interest
to remain my hombre.
552
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,215
Now go on, get back to work,
553
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,558
and make sure they don't
put a scratch in my desk.
554
00:27:42,859 --> 00:27:45,274
Cost me a fucking fortune, that, son.
555
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,735
Pull!
556
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,655
Don't! Put it down,
put it down, put it down.
557
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,895
Fuck!
558
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,535
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Oh, look what you done now.
559
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,255
I didn't do that. It's not my fault.
560
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,135
Every so often karma can pop up
and kick you in the bollocks,
561
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,263
but the way I see it,
562
00:28:03,289 --> 00:28:05,464
you've got to break a few eggs
to make an omelette.
563
00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:07,625
Only now I was cooking
with psychotic eggs
564
00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:09,172
with a penchant for violence.
565
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,815
And maybe you reap what you sow,
but believe me,
566
00:28:13,128 --> 00:28:15,575
I'd rather reap a harvest of
ill-gotten gains than fight
567
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,251
over a handful of slim pickings
with the rest of you fucking plebs.
568
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,520
Come here, my little Swans.
569
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,935
Go and fight over who
gets the biggest room.
570
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,375
- Oldest gets it!
- Right, I'll have to kill you, then!
571
00:28:36,855 --> 00:28:38,321
Not bad, eh?
572
00:28:39,228 --> 00:28:40,748
Thank you, Vincent.
573
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,904
You deserve it.
574
00:28:43,498 --> 00:28:45,015
From now on we're in this together.
575
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,695
I've heard that one before.
576
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,205
I know, but I promise.
577
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,840
No more lies.
578
00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:01,106
Shhh.
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