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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,931 This version of Tot� e Carolina contains in the present copy, 2 00:00:05,001 --> 00:00:07,921 Mario Monicelli's original edit before being censored. 3 00:00:07,991 --> 00:00:10,496 It was reconstructed by Aurelio de Laurentiis 4 00:00:10,566 --> 00:00:14,000 in collaboration with Cineteca Nazionale and Cineteca di Bologna. 5 00:00:41,535 --> 00:00:46,728 TOT� AND CAROLINA 6 00:02:26,337 --> 00:02:28,206 Good evening. - Hi. 7 00:02:28,276 --> 00:02:31,000 Gotta light? - Help yourself. 8 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,826 Well.. - Well, what? 9 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:37,602 Want to come with me? 10 00:02:39,336 --> 00:02:42,170 You got any money? - Do I look I got no money? 11 00:02:42,571 --> 00:02:45,618 Let me see it first. - Oh! Don't you trust me? 12 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:49,002 To trust is good, but to not trust, is better. 13 00:02:49,158 --> 00:02:51,517 But you look like a good guy. Let's go. 14 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:52,817 Yeah.. 15 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:54,764 But to the police station! 16 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,507 See, I shouldn't trust! 17 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,654 Come on, get moving! - Get off of me! 18 00:03:07,524 --> 00:03:08,555 The patrol! 19 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:10,476 Wait, give me my money! 20 00:03:10,546 --> 00:03:11,934 Get outta here! 21 00:03:12,004 --> 00:03:14,897 Look at this bastard! Wait! Wait! 22 00:03:17,537 --> 00:03:20,928 Stop, stop! Look how he runs! 23 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:29,874 Crook! Criminal! Thief! 24 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,690 If I catch you, I'll send you to jail! 25 00:03:33,015 --> 00:03:35,431 Criminal, jailbird! 26 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,594 Sergeant, I was robbed. I want to file a complaint! 27 00:03:38,664 --> 00:03:42,445 Let go, don't touch me! - To the station. - Why not? - Come and tell me all about it. 28 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:45,651 Really, it'd better if certain people went instead! 29 00:03:47,285 --> 00:03:48,733 Bravo! Well done! 30 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:51,931 A scandal! An indecency! Those sluts! 31 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:53,920 Come on, move it! 32 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:56,204 How dare you, Sergeant? This is my husband! 33 00:03:56,274 --> 00:03:59,212 What husband? Elvira, don't bust my chops! 34 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:02,128 Ah, it's you, Sergeant. No mustache, eh? 35 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,464 Yeah, I pawned it! 36 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,593 You were so much more handsome before.. - Three years in jail! 37 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,409 Excuse me, Excellency. 38 00:04:16,412 --> 00:04:20,440 Come on, get down. - Sergeant, we agree then, right? 39 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,401 If you won't let us work.. - You call that work! 40 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,807 They should give these guys a medal! 41 00:04:27,282 --> 00:04:28,579 Did you hear me? 42 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:31,149 Make sure the baby doesn't get cold 43 00:04:31,219 --> 00:04:35,849 and give him his bottle in a half hour and again at six tomorrow morning! 44 00:04:37,432 --> 00:04:39,509 Get off! Get on the truck! Move it! 45 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,552 Mama mia, how embarrassing! If they find out at my house! 46 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:45,219 Are we all here? 47 00:04:45,289 --> 00:04:48,260 Were missing the driver? - Caccavallo? And where is he? 48 00:04:48,685 --> 00:04:50,223 Look, he's coming. 49 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:51,982 Hey! 50 00:04:54,637 --> 00:04:55,931 Where have you been? 51 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:59,830 Don't you know regulation says that a driver can't leave his post? 52 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,542 I know, Sergeant, but I can't stay behind while my brothers fight. 53 00:05:03,612 --> 00:05:05,738 We're officers, not stones. Come! 54 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,159 Criminal, get up there! - Get on! - Let's go! 55 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:09,888 Hurry up! On board! 56 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,600 Wait, here's another one! - We're all full. 57 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:21,285 Let her sit up front then! - Regulations prohibit it. 58 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,526 What prohibitions? - What? Sergeant! 59 00:05:23,678 --> 00:05:26,736 Nobody outside of the force is allowed to sit up with the driver, 60 00:05:26,806 --> 00:05:29,835 unless a superior orders it! - Fine, I'll go by taxi. 61 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:32,318 Eh, well.. - Get her on fast! - But the rules.. 62 00:05:32,388 --> 00:05:34,208 You and your rules! 63 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,973 Damn! Just now that we got the money. 64 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:53,960 Here. 65 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,001 Get down, come on. Come on, let's go! 66 00:06:13,055 --> 00:06:15,707 Sergeant, these tires had it. 67 00:06:15,777 --> 00:06:19,737 It's the same with the other jeeps. Try and apply for new tires. 68 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:21,800 Where are you going? Watch it! 69 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:31,131 Hey, who's on duty tonight? - Marzachi. 70 00:06:31,201 --> 00:06:34,002 What a drag! Have Giovaninni question us! 71 00:06:34,072 --> 00:06:37,401 It's a drag, is it? You think I give the orders? 72 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:43,402 Hey, Fernanda! - Marco, what didja do? Where ya going? 73 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:46,697 To Regina Coeli. - Then say hi to Beppe, he's on the 4th floor. - OK. 74 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:49,531 Tell'em I talked to the lawyer and not to worry! - OK. 75 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:52,300 What didja do? - Nothing really. 76 00:06:53,468 --> 00:06:56,365 What did he do? - Skilled theft. - Oh, well! 77 00:06:56,435 --> 00:06:59,427 What skill? Poor bastard! He's always caught! 78 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,454 Always the same ones, eh? 79 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,082 Nothing new, Marshal. The same old faces. 80 00:07:11,152 --> 00:07:13,658 Good. We'll get this over with. 81 00:07:13,949 --> 00:07:15,199 Check the file. 82 00:07:16,001 --> 00:07:17,782 Zautini, Marcella! 83 00:07:20,001 --> 00:07:21,800 Baiocchi, Fernanda! 84 00:07:22,053 --> 00:07:25,257 Marshal, I want to file a complaint because I was robbed. 85 00:07:25,327 --> 00:07:29,321 You need to put more police near Villa Borghese. 86 00:07:29,391 --> 00:07:31,254 The worst of Rome's there! 87 00:07:31,324 --> 00:07:34,560 And what were you doing at Villa Borghese? - I was passing by. 88 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:37,272 Then don't pass by Villa Borghese again! 89 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,577 All of you, don't put a foot in there for any reason! 90 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,300 How should I tell you? 91 00:07:44,406 --> 00:07:47,852 Marshal, can I be home tomorrow morning by 7? 92 00:07:50,392 --> 00:07:52,192 Proietti, Anna Maria! 93 00:07:52,262 --> 00:07:55,100 My God, how shameful! Me in a police station! 94 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,880 If my mom finds out! The shame! 95 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:02,176 De Angelis, Giovanna, aka "The Ashamed". 96 00:08:02,246 --> 00:08:04,590 Can I smoke a cigarette, Marshal? - No. 97 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:08,339 De Angelis, Giovanna isn't on file. 98 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:11,582 Of course, I'm an honest person. I've only been here four times! 99 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:15,409 See? She knows it better than you! Look again. 100 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:18,647 Who do we have here? 101 00:08:19,534 --> 00:08:20,900 Never seen before. 102 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:23,695 Well, occasionally we renew the ranks, right? 103 00:08:23,765 --> 00:08:26,876 And hopefully some will retire. 104 00:08:26,946 --> 00:08:28,096 You're right. 105 00:08:28,766 --> 00:08:30,366 Hey, what's your name? 106 00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:32,219 Hey, I'm talking to you! 107 00:08:35,146 --> 00:08:36,164 Carolina. 108 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,909 What else? 109 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,100 Any papers? An I.D.? 110 00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:54,215 De Vico, Carolina, daughter of Eustachio. and Casimini, Lucia. Domestic. 111 00:08:54,377 --> 00:08:56,002 Are you on file? 112 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,372 How should I know? - What do you mean? Let's check. 113 00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:03,509 De Vico, Carolina! 114 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:07,023 You walk the streets but don't know if you're on file? 115 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:08,870 Who took her in? 116 00:09:09,212 --> 00:09:11,412 Who? - This one. Who took her in? 117 00:09:11,832 --> 00:09:15,523 This one was taken in by Caccavallo. - Ah! That's great! 118 00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:17,524 Where are you from? 119 00:09:19,553 --> 00:09:21,964 From Poggio Falcone. - She's not on file. 120 00:09:22,982 --> 00:09:24,982 You must work under the radar! 121 00:09:25,212 --> 00:09:26,800 And not registered! 122 00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:31,395 Register? - Don't you know you need a membership card for this job? 123 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:32,815 Put a sock in it! 124 00:09:33,998 --> 00:09:38,351 Listen, it's better you bring this one to the commissioner. Let him deal with it. 125 00:09:38,421 --> 00:09:42,511 I think she came from the country to prostitute herself in Rome. - Let's go. 126 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:46,031 Great! As if there weren't enough competition around here! 127 00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:08,864 Where are you taking this one? - To the commissioner. He'll deal with it. 128 00:10:09,699 --> 00:10:13,439 It was my nose! I realized I had a big fish! 129 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,322 My friend, it's all about smell. 130 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:18,164 What you need in life is a nose! 131 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,464 You won't talk, eh? What did you do? 132 00:10:21,534 --> 00:10:24,800 Caccavallo, leave it, he's waiting for her. Come on. 133 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,623 Here we are, eh? 134 00:10:31,002 --> 00:10:32,971 Who's that? - That one? 135 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:36,022 A big deal! Big as the atomic bomb! 136 00:10:36,564 --> 00:10:37,846 Who would've thought! 137 00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:41,331 By the way, I've a test on Thursday, on the regulations. Help me study. 138 00:10:41,401 --> 00:10:44,731 Ah! You're testing! Then let me test you. 139 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,064 Let's see.. 140 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:48,922 Here's one. 141 00:10:49,002 --> 00:10:52,933 So.. "Public meetings and assemblies in public places". 142 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:56,034 I know it. I know it completely. - Yeah? Then, tell me.. 143 00:10:56,201 --> 00:11:00,239 What if the order to evacuate doesn't take effect? 144 00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:01,701 Article 23. 145 00:11:01,771 --> 00:11:03,924 You jump to 23! Begin at the beginning, OK? 146 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:07,619 You said you knew it by heart. - You caught me off guard! 147 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:10,132 Give me just the first word. - Which? 148 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,890 The first! - Just the first word? 149 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,593 I'm not telling. - You're a big jerk! 150 00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:18,812 Oh, I'm a jerk? Nobody calls me a jerk! 151 00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,933 Really? - No. - No one? - No! 152 00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:23,252 And yet, I would've sworn.. - Very funny. 153 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:27,062 Excuse me, the Commissioner? - Second floor, up the steps. 154 00:11:27,132 --> 00:11:31,735 The errand boy should have warned me! - He did. - No, he didn't! 155 00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:33,613 He did! - He didn't! 156 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:37,208 The order.. - "If the order to evacuate takes no effect.." 157 00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:39,400 If the order to leave.. - To evacuate. 158 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,600 To evacuate.. - Takes no.. - I know, I know! 159 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:45,731 One gives.. - One gives the order.. the order.. - Evacuate.. - Evacuate.. 160 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:47,632 The assembly.. - The assembly! I know! 161 00:11:47,702 --> 00:11:50,869 Using the means of.. - the means.. - Three.. 162 00:11:50,939 --> 00:11:53,343 Of three.. - Don't tell me, I know it! 163 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,480 By three.. - Distinct forms of intimidation.. 164 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,383 Distinct forms of inti.. - ..midation. - Intima-ding.. 165 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,698 Three distinct forms.. I know. Don't tell me.! 166 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:05,049 Three distinct intima-ding... ding-ding-ding.. 167 00:12:05,119 --> 00:12:07,867 Yeah, ding-ding-ding! - These damn bells! 168 00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:10,336 What bells? Intimidations! 169 00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,494 Intima-ding-ding-ding-ation! 170 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,819 OK, "preceded by a.." - God, I know! 171 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:17,789 Preceded by a.. - A.. - A.. 172 00:12:19,023 --> 00:12:20,537 Preceded by a.. 173 00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:22,756 A raspberry? - A raspberry! 174 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,002 But you were going like this! - It's a bugle. 175 00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:26,918 No, a bugle goes like this! 176 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:30,530 It goes like this. - If the bugle has no effect.. 177 00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:35,118 Then, man, you're in for it! - Excuse me, whatcha eating? 178 00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:37,799 It's fresh! 179 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,803 You could wash your hands. - What's the big deal? 180 00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:43,373 I just changed the tire and washed the jeep. 181 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:47,531 By the way, how's the commissioner's bust coming along? - It's moving along. 182 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,124 Thursday's his birthday. - I know, but tomorrow's Sunday. 183 00:12:50,194 --> 00:12:52,690 I'll be home all day to work on it. 184 00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:57,031 You know what I'm missing? - What? - Raw material. 185 00:12:57,101 --> 00:13:00,351 You miss what? You steal a kilo of crumb every day! 186 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,431 But the commissioner's bust is life sized. - Right. 187 00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:07,999 Caccavallo! - What? The commissioner wants you. - Coming! 188 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,580 It's probably that business about the girl.. 189 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,718 This nose of mine! 190 00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:26,300 I tell you the seven had no pair! - You paired it with a seven! 191 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,431 What..? - Shut up! 192 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:32,159 Hey, hey, hey! Should I throw someone in jail? 193 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:47,007 I work, I don't beg for alms. - You must work in the day, not when people sleep! 194 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,480 For three nights, he stopped at my house and po-po-po-popom! 195 00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:53,481 That's when I threw the water on him. Yes, Sir. 196 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,660 Water! - Water? That wasn't water! 197 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,364 Smell it, Sergeant! My suit was ruined! 198 00:13:58,592 --> 00:13:59,662 Come in! 199 00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,900 At your orders, Commissioner! 200 00:14:14,199 --> 00:14:17,731 Come, tell me where you found this one here. 201 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:21,731 Commissioner, I was making a "circuminspection", 202 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:24,046 near the vicinity of Plaza de Siena, 203 00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:27,436 when I suddenly.. spotted the accused! 204 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,720 Accused of what? 205 00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:32,130 The act of prostitution, Sir. 206 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,463 Did you find her with anybody? Were there any signs? 207 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:39,531 I don't need that kind of evidence. Modestly, I don't like to brag, 208 00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:44,066 I have a nose that, no disrespect to anybody else's, has a great smell! 209 00:14:44,136 --> 00:14:46,839 In other words, a nose with a golden sniff! 210 00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:49,439 Then smell this and see if it's piss. 211 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,073 What's this nonsense? Get out! Who let you in? 212 00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:55,023 Excuse me.. - You must wait outside until I tell you! 213 00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:58,531 I thought.. - You mustn't think! I forbid it! - Leave! 214 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,110 Just obey, understand? 215 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:03,700 I need to give permission for you to enter, is that clear? 216 00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:07,044 What? Is my face dirty? - No. 217 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,576 A bug? - Not at all! 218 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:12,031 Why do you stare then? - It's nothing. Just a little surprise for your birthday. 219 00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:15,535 Caccavallo, I've more than enough surprises. I'm telling you again, 220 00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,500 you need to worry about the vehicles. 221 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:21,831 What got in your head to grab this girl when there's already a squad for that? 222 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:25,160 I wanted to help. Lend my support, my experience, my sense of smell.. 223 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,569 Caccavallo! - Yes, Sir? 224 00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,492 When you're on duty, you mustn't smell! - Yes, Sir! 225 00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:33,100 You must cover your nose! - Yes, Sir! - Like this! - Yes, Sir! 226 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,500 What happened? - Oh, faking it! 227 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:40,041 The same old act! Get up, girl, up! 228 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,151 Damn, she took a bottle of sleeping pills! - No! 229 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:48,410 Come, quick. Take her to the hospital! - Shall I call an ambulance? 230 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,248 Hello, Holy Spirit Hospital? - Ambulance! Drivers! 231 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,220 Could things get any worse? A suicide is all we need! 232 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:57,200 Holy Spirit Hospital. Hurry. 233 00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:01,031 Idiot! Look at the mess we're in! 234 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,531 I'd like to know where you found her? Where? 235 00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:05,497 At Villa.. - Shut up! - Villa.. - Shut up! 236 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:10,551 If she dies, the newspapers and press will say we tortured her! 237 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,980 After the Egidi case, we can't even hit anybody! 238 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:15,600 Clear out! Clear out! - The doctor on duty, please. 239 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,411 Go with her and make sure they attend to her right away! 240 00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:21,276 And bring me word. Go! Don't wait! - Yes, Sir, I fly! 241 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:23,816 Hello.. This is Commissioner Ascella, Doctor. 242 00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:35,031 Excuse me, Sister. How is she? - No need to worry. 243 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:38,431 It's just that I've orders to make sure the victim is well attended. 244 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:41,731 Who is the doctor on duty? - Dr. Rinaldi, a talented young man. 245 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,092 When he has more experience, he'll go far. - More? He doesn't have any? 246 00:16:45,162 --> 00:16:49,106 Well, he just graduated. But he's the son of Dr. Rinaldi, our director. 247 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,521 Let's hope! 248 00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:07,432 I put on my signal! 249 00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:11,099 But you gotta do it 100 meters ahead. Not at the last moment! - Silence! 250 00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:37,800 Article 455.. "If an offender.." 251 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,100 Courage, my son. Courage. 252 00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:58,147 This one is finished too. - And now? Good heavens! 253 00:17:58,217 --> 00:18:00,381 Now I'm going home to take a nice nap. 254 00:18:00,451 --> 00:18:03,531 A nap? - Thank God, I'm done with this annoyance! 255 00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:07,662 Doctor, fine, I get it. A criminal, a refractory wanderer.. 256 00:18:07,732 --> 00:18:10,088 but a little respect! It's a human cadaver! 257 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:12,169 What cadaver? - Which one? That one there. 258 00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:14,781 What cadaver? That one's out of danger. 259 00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:18,031 She had her stomach pumped. - Pumped? Is she really out of danger? 260 00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:20,500 And wasn't she on the danger list? 261 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:22,732 Poisons are poisonous. 262 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,783 Calm down, it was nothing. - What nothing? If she dies, it falls on me! 263 00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:31,431 Don't worry, it's not serious. She's out of danger, take it from me. - From you? 264 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,400 Yes. - What does dad think? - What says dad? - Which dad? 265 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:38,070 Your dad, the director, the doctor, the good one, who heals.. 266 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,500 What do I know? - What do you mean? A peripatetic case, "what do I know"? 267 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:44,818 Doctor, I say we should call dad. 268 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:47,431 You're joking! You want to call my dad for such nonsense! 269 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,500 Nonsense! Somebody on the danger list and you call that a nonsense? 270 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:54,277 Come on, call dad, please. - Listen, that girl can be released tomorrow. 271 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:58,240 She will but I won't! Let's call dad. Let's hear what daddy says! 272 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,316 Daddy! 273 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,547 They're kids! What can you do? 274 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:08,317 What will happen? If this goes bad.. Let me take a peek. 275 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:28,387 She's better, but must sleep until tomorrow. Evening. - Evening. 276 00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:45,392 Who are you? What a scare! What's the matter? 277 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:49,036 She's the one who took poison? - Yes. - Why? - How do I know? 278 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,778 Ah, maybe there's a win at lotto here! 279 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:56,607 Poison, 18. Anything else about her? - Yeah, imagine if I should spread info! 280 00:19:56,677 --> 00:20:02,524 Yet, I always guess the right numbers. Last month, I won 12,000 lire. 281 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,005 12,000 lire! By Jove! And how? 282 00:20:05,282 --> 00:20:06,456 Who is she? 283 00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:10,731 A slut. - 78! Did you arrest her? - With all due modesty. 284 00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:14,936 The arrest gives 40.. No, we must put 24 for a guard. 285 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,629 The guard, 24? - 24.. I'm 24? - Yes. 286 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,495 And I'm worth just 24? - What's wrong with 24? 287 00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:24,314 Officer Caccavallo doesn't get played for lotto! Got it? Go away. 288 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,031 Then the police.. is 4. - Play 4. 289 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:35,005 Then we have 4, 18, 40 and 78, eh? - What did you say? Come back here! 290 00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:38,089 4, 18, 291 00:20:39,524 --> 00:20:42,878 18...40... - 40 and 78.. 292 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,845 No, but I'll play 24. I like it. - 24? 293 00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:49,619 I play that too. - That's it, nice. 294 00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,189 One more, one less.. 295 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:53,667 Here we go.. 296 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,642 Professor Rinaldi, please. - In the back, after the elevator. 297 00:21:49,622 --> 00:21:50,731 Here he is. 298 00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:56,395 Hey, you! Hey, you! 299 00:21:56,599 --> 00:22:00,223 Leave me be.. - HEY! - Who's that? 300 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:03,905 Police! - Fine, but we need to remove the sheets to disinfect them. 301 00:22:03,975 --> 00:22:05,964 Disinfect? Am I infected? 302 00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:08,849 Not you, that old lady died yesterday! 303 00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:13,445 Tha.. tha.. that old lady died? Why didn't you put up a sign? 304 00:22:13,515 --> 00:22:17,306 Why should we? - What a world we live in! No peace, no God, no hygiene! 305 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:18,836 Infection! 306 00:22:20,137 --> 00:22:21,158 Doctor! 307 00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:24,310 Doctor! Listen, Doctor! 308 00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:26,300 I'm infected, Doctor! 309 00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:28,265 Oh, damn it, Doctor! 310 00:22:29,309 --> 00:22:33,009 Doctor! Doctor! Where is he? Doctor! 311 00:22:33,079 --> 00:22:35,396 Doctor, please.. Ah, it's you again? - Yes. 312 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:38,815 Did you rest well? - What rest? You must do something. 313 00:22:38,885 --> 00:22:41,111 I'm infected. - Infected? - Yes. 314 00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:43,715 I slept in the old lady's bed who died last night. 315 00:22:43,785 --> 00:22:47,396 Ah, no. She was an old street beggar. She died of consumption. 316 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:51,512 Consumption? -Yes. - What's that? - In short, has died of weakness. 317 00:22:51,582 --> 00:22:54,112 I already feel a little weak! - Dead from hunger. 318 00:22:54,182 --> 00:22:57,360 Hunger? That changes things, it's a trifle. 319 00:22:57,430 --> 00:23:00,046 Instead I thought.. - No, died from hunger. 320 00:23:00,116 --> 00:23:02,091 Thank you, Doctor. My respects, Doctor. 321 00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:04,831 Doctor! My respects! At your service! 322 00:23:05,311 --> 00:23:06,559 At times... 323 00:23:06,694 --> 00:23:09,800 Your superior is looking for you. - My superior? The commissioner? 324 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:12,470 In the doctor's office.. - Down there? Thanks. 325 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:17,307 Please, Sister, may I have this crumb? - Go right ahead. - Thank you, Sister. 326 00:23:32,924 --> 00:23:35,614 At your service, Commissioner. - You've been lucky. 327 00:23:35,684 --> 00:23:38,831 If that girl went.. - How could she? I was here all night! 328 00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:41,827 I meant if she died. - How could she when I'm here? 329 00:23:41,897 --> 00:23:44,631 You see, Sir? - The Daddy! Are you daddy? 330 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:48,297 I've had the pleasure of meeting your son, Doctor. Very nice guy. 331 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,272 He's quite competent! - Yeah. 332 00:23:50,473 --> 00:23:54,276 Sir.. - I must attend to my patients. I'm leaving. 333 00:23:54,441 --> 00:23:58,093 Remember what I said. The girl is the impulsive type.. 334 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:01,631 A hypochondriac, psychologically weak. - Yes.. 335 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:04,444 She could try to kill herself in the near future. 336 00:24:04,514 --> 00:24:07,745 You must keep an eye on her. - Thank you for taking your time. 337 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:11,011 Excuse me, do you mind if I have a few words with my subordinate? 338 00:24:11,081 --> 00:24:12,818 As you wish. - Very nice of you. 339 00:24:17,008 --> 00:24:20,100 Look at this! They're already saying that we're torturers, 340 00:24:20,170 --> 00:24:24,557 we mistreat poor defenseless girls; our methods are unworthy of a civilization! 341 00:24:24,627 --> 00:24:26,312 With names, dates and all! 342 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,520 Names? Did they mention me? - Of course, read it. 343 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:32,325 I can? - Yes! - May I, Sir? - Be my guest! 344 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:36,117 It makes one proud. - Naturally! 345 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,409 "An officer of bad judgment.. inhuman.. who doesn't deserve.." 346 00:24:44,479 --> 00:24:46,584 Look at the mess you've gotten us into! 347 00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:49,282 Is it my fault? - No, mine! It was you who took her in. 348 00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:52,713 She was fine at Villa Borghese, not bothering anyone.. 349 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:56,231 But no! You arrive with your nose and bring her here to kill herself. 350 00:24:56,301 --> 00:24:59,183 But she's not dead, right? - Fine, but now she's our problem! 351 00:24:59,723 --> 00:25:03,973 We can't arrest her, since she did nothing wrong. She was there by chance. 352 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,064 Nor can we let her go because you heard the doctor. 353 00:25:07,134 --> 00:25:10,935 She might kill herself and then we'll get scandal, the press.. 354 00:25:11,005 --> 00:25:13,010 I wonder why she wants to do it. 355 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,131 Ah, dear friend, today there's a lot of reasons to kill oneself. 356 00:25:16,201 --> 00:25:19,901 So, we're obliged to find accommodations for her anyway we can. 357 00:25:19,971 --> 00:25:21,841 And you must take care of this. - Me? 358 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:25,038 What can I do? - She's not Roman, she came here to work. 359 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:28,713 So you bring her back to her town. You'll find some relative, friend.. 360 00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:32,710 Some idiot who'll take care of her! If not, leave her with the town police. 361 00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:36,015 You're acting on behalf of order. - Yes, sir. 362 00:25:36,238 --> 00:25:37,847 In the name of the law! - Yessir! 363 00:25:38,002 --> 00:25:41,479 Hurry up, so you can be back tonight. - But Sir.. - Caccavallo.. 364 00:25:41,899 --> 00:25:44,430 You've asked for a promotion. - Yes, sir! 365 00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:48,278 If you don't find a place for this girl, I won't sign your request. 366 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,202 Do whatever you want. 367 00:25:50,426 --> 00:25:53,358 But if you come back with her, no more promotion! 368 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,992 Understand? And make sure that 369 00:25:56,062 --> 00:26:00,986 she doesn't try to escape or kill herself under your custody, 370 00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:04,400 I swear to God, I'll throw you out! Clear? - Yes, Sir! 371 00:26:04,882 --> 00:26:09,131 Who do I give her to? I guess any old fool would do. 372 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,550 I have things to do. Beat it. - Yes, sir. 373 00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:13,758 Look what one's gotta do! 374 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:27,668 Where are we going? - To Poggio Falcone, your town. 375 00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:31,600 I don't want to go there! - Oh, no? Well, I'm bringing you. 376 00:26:32,731 --> 00:26:36,900 Better to have died. - Better, yes. But not at the station. 377 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,612 Did I go there? It was you who brought me! 378 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:43,700 Can you tell me why you wanted to do it? - That's my business, why should you care? 379 00:26:52,205 --> 00:26:54,570 Come on, get out! Move it! 380 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,014 Where are we going? - None of your business. 381 00:26:57,238 --> 00:27:02,741 I've a family! A position! If I'm absent, I have to let them know. 382 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,340 I'm not trash like you! Wretch, keep moving! 383 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,831 Good day. - Good day, Ma'am. 384 00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:16,265 Ah, Mr. Antonio! - What is it? 385 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:18,515 This is becoming a habit. 386 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,265 Ten days ago, my father-in-law's underwear went missing. - By Jove! 387 00:27:23,401 --> 00:27:25,720 And this morning a pair of socks! 388 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,531 Not to complain, but it must be a thief. - Of course. 389 00:27:28,601 --> 00:27:30,799 No doubt about it. - It must be a thief. 390 00:27:30,869 --> 00:27:34,802 OK, Ma'am. Don't you worry. I'll take care of it. - OK, thanks. 391 00:27:35,348 --> 00:27:38,731 Don't forget, don't forget! - Leave it to me! 392 00:27:38,801 --> 00:27:41,200 Ah, Mrs. Agatha.. - Yeah? 393 00:27:41,499 --> 00:27:43,620 Give me the features of the stolen goods. 394 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:48,031 A pair of gray socks with red stripes, brand new, bought this morning. 395 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,055 Grey with red stripes, bought this morning? - Yes. 396 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:55,934 I'm on it. - Thanks a lot. - You should skulk in the terrace to guard the laundry. 397 00:27:56,197 --> 00:28:00,100 Right. Looks like I'll have to send some neighbor to jail! 398 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,738 Hi, Dad. - Hi. 399 00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:04,975 You wait here. 400 00:28:05,336 --> 00:28:07,731 Hi, Dad. How come you didn't come home last night? 401 00:28:07,801 --> 00:28:10,938 Give me those socks of Mrs. Agatha's! - You come in and start! 402 00:28:11,008 --> 00:28:14,631 Give me those socks! - What socks? - You know! 403 00:28:14,701 --> 00:28:17,620 I should shoot you! I'll kill you! Give them here! 404 00:28:17,690 --> 00:28:20,682 Don't you dare lay a finger on him! - Very nice! 405 00:28:20,752 --> 00:28:25,272 Threats! Dad.. dad, don't obstruct the course of justice! 406 00:28:25,342 --> 00:28:28,494 It wasn't him! - Oh, no? Then, what's that? 407 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,799 What's this stuff? 408 00:28:31,074 --> 00:28:34,230 What is this? Bravo! Now we're perjurers. 409 00:28:34,482 --> 00:28:38,298 Eh? I've a son who is a thief. Yes, Sir, a child thief! 410 00:28:38,430 --> 00:28:40,731 He stole eggs from the hen on the sixth floor. 411 00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:43,443 And grandpa gives false testimony! 412 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:47,956 Dad! Dad, in my position.. I wear a uniform! 413 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,295 Your position! 414 00:28:49,365 --> 00:28:53,330 Then, buy some socks for your son! So he wouldn't have to steal! 415 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,881 Buy socks for my son? I bought him some when he was 7! 416 00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:59,506 But, I'm 10 now! - Bad thief! 417 00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:01,818 I'll kill you! Get out of here! Get out! 418 00:29:01,888 --> 00:29:04,978 Shame on you! Shame on you! 419 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:10,314 They want to kill me in this house! Kill me! I can't take it anymore! 420 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:15,371 You, come here. Sit there and don't move! Eh? 421 00:29:16,001 --> 00:29:20,167 Oh, I see! I see! You thought it was going to be easy, didn't you? 422 00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:26,232 I'm not that stupid! Not at all. 423 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:30,783 I'm not eating home today. I'm on duty. - Oh, thank goodness! 424 00:29:34,331 --> 00:29:37,314 Oh, God, there's a crack! Look at the mouth. 425 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:40,260 It's your fault! Yes, your fault! 426 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:45,085 I told you to keep it wet. You must sprinkle it every two hours! 427 00:29:45,355 --> 00:29:47,459 This isn't marble, it's crumb! 428 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:51,858 Look at this, look at this: all the front profile, disappeared! 429 00:29:52,187 --> 00:29:56,137 You know what you are, Dad? - Eh? - You know what you are? Reckless! 430 00:29:56,464 --> 00:30:00,830 I have so much to do all day, and I should also look after that big head! 431 00:30:00,996 --> 00:30:05,131 I already do the cleaning, the cooking, the shopping! 432 00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:09,813 Really? That's unimportant stuff. All of secondary importance. 433 00:30:10,014 --> 00:30:12,271 This is the bust of an important person. 434 00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:15,381 Don't you understand that this means a promotion? 435 00:30:15,451 --> 00:30:19,381 Should I say it in Japanese? - Not even a resemblance! - You, shut up! 436 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:24,136 He's right! - He is? What do you two know? Peasants! 437 00:30:24,502 --> 00:30:27,052 It's rage that makes you talks so, envy! 438 00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,859 You who look like an intelligent person, tell me.. 439 00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:33,410 Who is this, eh? 440 00:30:35,411 --> 00:30:39,256 Dunno! - "Dunno"? Look closer, it's someone you know. 441 00:30:39,326 --> 00:30:41,500 A very important person! 442 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:46,867 Mussolini? - How stupid! Mussolini! 443 00:30:47,403 --> 00:30:49,495 The commissioner's portrait, right? 444 00:30:49,565 --> 00:30:51,865 He has no nose. - What do you mean? 445 00:30:52,031 --> 00:30:54,784 Well, with a few touches, it'll be perfect. 446 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,572 Look who I'm asking! 447 00:30:59,572 --> 00:31:01,931 Who took the crumb I left here? - Not me. 448 00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:06,017 Not you? The first chicken who sings is the one who laid the egg. It was you! 449 00:31:06,087 --> 00:31:10,120 Is it possible that you should keep all the crumb for yourself? 450 00:31:10,513 --> 00:31:14,031 I can't eat the crust, I don't have teeth! 451 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:19,028 And one of these days, I'll eat that whole head!- Oh, great! 452 00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:24,293 We now know who ate the horse of Commander Diaz! Here it is. 453 00:31:24,824 --> 00:31:28,931 Commander Diaz is off the horse. It was you. Confess! 454 00:31:29,143 --> 00:31:30,939 I confess: I did it. 455 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,865 And as soon as you go, I'll eat that big head too! 456 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:38,485 Oh, yeah? As true as I'm in this uniform, I'll arrest you! 457 00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:41,958 In the name of the law, I'll handcuff you, throw you in jail! 458 00:31:42,304 --> 00:31:46,612 The Commissioner's head must not be touched! Got it? 459 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,017 Don't touch the head! Don't touch it! 460 00:31:57,485 --> 00:31:59,278 And you, don't move! 461 00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:03,389 Keep an eye on her! She's a suicidal maniac! 462 00:32:04,227 --> 00:32:05,384 She's right! 463 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:16,975 Why do you want to kill yourself? - Because I'm miserable. 464 00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:21,621 Big deal! What about me then? Yet I got to be 70 years old. 465 00:32:21,968 --> 00:32:25,110 So? You're not a woman. - You're right about that. 466 00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:28,900 What's your job? - I was a servant. 467 00:32:29,146 --> 00:32:30,601 Why did you quit? 468 00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:33,682 Where you gonna go now? 469 00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:37,699 I'm being taken to my hometown, Poggio Falcone. - Good wine, there! 470 00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:44,325 Go hang them. 471 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,842 Kid, what are you doing? Go study and leave it to me! Go. 472 00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:02,600 No, no, not that! 473 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,973 Good, you can lend me a hand. 474 00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:21,357 Here's today's sandwich. - Dad.. 475 00:33:21,937 --> 00:33:24,471 The button, you haven't sewn it yet. 476 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:28,599 I can't sew, my hands shake! - All the better. 477 00:33:29,457 --> 00:33:32,212 This way, you'll stop smoking those "Tuscans". 478 00:33:32,282 --> 00:33:35,657 What does that have to do with it? - It does! It does! 479 00:33:35,938 --> 00:33:40,598 Every months, there are dozens and dozens of lire going up in smoke! 480 00:33:40,976 --> 00:33:44,736 Ever since my poor Matilde died, there's been no peace in this house. 481 00:33:45,248 --> 00:33:48,437 Am I to blame? I do what I can! 482 00:33:48,649 --> 00:33:52,483 I'm old! Don't you understand that I'm old? - Yeah, I know, Dad. 483 00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:56,428 But what can we do? We can't get a maid, she costs money. 484 00:33:56,727 --> 00:33:59,339 And at my age, I can't remarry. 485 00:33:59,868 --> 00:34:04,681 And you can't sew one button, right? - But that's women's work. 486 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:09,803 Ask her, who's hanging the laundry. Have her sew it. 487 00:34:09,995 --> 00:34:11,916 Right! That's all I need! 488 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:15,965 Asking someone under watch to sew a button! A suicide maniac! 489 00:34:16,035 --> 00:34:21,680 Dad, in my position.. I wear a uniform! Is there anything in your head? - Yeah.. 490 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,038 Oh, God! Oh, by Jove! 491 00:34:29,499 --> 00:34:32,034 She's flinging herself! Flinging! 492 00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:34,343 Quietly.. 493 00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:46,199 Get away from there! Jerk! - Let go of me! 494 00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:51,100 Who's putting... Go away! This thing on my head? 495 00:34:51,309 --> 00:34:55,294 Don't you dare! Don't you dare, you filthy coward! 496 00:34:55,745 --> 00:35:00,919 Silence! At your.. places! At your places! 497 00:35:01,111 --> 00:35:04,082 You wanted to fool me, eh? Thinking of jumping out, eh? 498 00:35:04,152 --> 00:35:06,381 It didn't even cross my mind! - Oh, yeah? 499 00:35:06,451 --> 00:35:10,931 Why were you pushing then? - Dad, it was me! I thought she had to be thrown out. 500 00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:14,597 Oh, yeah? Study and be quiet! Or I'll slap you silly! 501 00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:19,674 I told you not to move from the chair. Why did you move? Oh yeah? 502 00:35:19,798 --> 00:35:23,523 You sit there and don't move, or I'll chain you up! 503 00:35:23,890 --> 00:35:25,859 And now, sew this button. 504 00:35:28,442 --> 00:35:32,450 Dad, who was the Hero of the Two Worlds? - The Hero of the Two Worlds? 505 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,786 Who was the Hero of the Two Worlds.. 506 00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:38,200 The Hero of the Two Worlds.. What was his name again? 507 00:35:41,028 --> 00:35:43,098 I have it on the tip of my tongue. 508 00:35:43,168 --> 00:35:48,031 I know it but I won't tell you! I won't tell you! That'd be too easy. 509 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:53,453 "I have a cultured father, I'll get him to do my homework!" Nice stuff! 510 00:35:53,709 --> 00:35:57,431 You have to do as I did! I did everything without anybody's help! 511 00:35:57,501 --> 00:36:01,235 Got it? And today, with all due modesty, thanks to God, I have a position 512 00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:03,500 despite having an ignorant father! 513 00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:07,858 Respect your father in front of your child! You're shameless! 514 00:36:07,928 --> 00:36:11,430 Oh, yeah? And you respect your son in front of your grandson. Understand? 515 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:15,029 Don't forget to keep the commissioner's head moist. Use the sprinkler. 516 00:36:15,099 --> 00:36:17,049 And you, look me in the eye.. 517 00:36:17,735 --> 00:36:21,069 I forbid you to climb to the terrace, eh? Understand? 518 00:36:21,301 --> 00:36:23,351 "A word is enough to the wise." 519 00:36:23,673 --> 00:36:27,037 OK. Bye, Dad. - Bye, eh.. let's go. 520 00:36:29,804 --> 00:36:34,482 One moment. - What? - They have good wine in Monte Falcone. 521 00:36:35,843 --> 00:36:40,331 What? It's already gone? Already? It didn't even last a week! 522 00:36:40,401 --> 00:36:43,103 Dad, is there anything in your head! I won't buy it. 523 00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:47,759 In this house, money goes pouring out! Torrents! Oceans! Floods! 524 00:36:47,919 --> 00:36:48,950 Come on. 525 00:36:49,271 --> 00:36:51,833 And the pay "volatilizes". I'm fed up! 526 00:37:03,423 --> 00:37:04,717 Hey, tell me. 527 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:09,573 To get to your town, do you turn right or left? - Left. - Left? Hmm.. 528 00:37:10,636 --> 00:37:13,231 Excuse me, to go to Monte Falcone, right or left? 529 00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:16,580 To the right, keep going straight. - Thanks. - You're welcome. 530 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:25,303 Remember, that Officer Antonio Caccavallo can never be made a fool of! 531 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,376 Right or left, I'm not going to my town. 532 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:31,832 Oh, yeah? We'll see about that! 533 00:37:43,196 --> 00:37:47,918 There's plenty of room.. - Yeah, like I'm going to pick up a spy! 534 00:37:49,431 --> 00:37:51,598 You need a nose to recognize them. 535 00:37:51,668 --> 00:37:56,145 Remember, Officer Antonio Caccavallo will always be Officer Antonio Caccavallo! 536 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,931 Hey, pretty brunette! - Hey, hey! 537 00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:05,673 Sit down! Knock it off! Behave! 538 00:38:05,843 --> 00:38:09,381 Or else I'll put the handcuffs on, got it? In the name of the Law! 539 00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:26,551 Stop, I've dropped my comb! - Right! I know that old trick! 540 00:38:26,621 --> 00:38:29,181 Oh, Lord, it did fall, won't you stop? 541 00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:32,673 If it fell, it fell! Knock it off! Behave! Shut up! 542 00:38:32,841 --> 00:38:35,691 Got it? That's an order! By Jove! 543 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:40,252 This is very serious, no joking matter! Where are we? - Miss! - Where are we? 544 00:38:40,322 --> 00:38:44,981 Oh, thanks. It was very nice of you. - Please, it was nothing. 545 00:38:45,051 --> 00:38:48,415 I don't know how to thank you. - Beat it! Hey, boy, beat it! 546 00:38:48,485 --> 00:38:51,025 Shoo! Shoo! Let's go! Got it? 547 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:55,699 By Jove! Today I'll have to arrest everybody! 548 00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:02,661 And don't be provoking. Stay where you are and don't provoke! 549 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,703 This is an honest jeep! 550 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:11,033 It was a keepsake. - A fine keepsake, Villa Borghese.. Bah! 551 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:16,221 Men of all colors, ages and nations.. Bah! 552 00:39:16,674 --> 00:39:18,800 Throw it away! Throw it away! 553 00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:22,736 It was a memory of my mother. - Some mother! 554 00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:26,000 If it was up to me, I'd throw her in prison! 555 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,495 You can't, she's dead. 556 00:39:36,115 --> 00:39:39,303 # The red flag, the red flag. 557 00:39:39,373 --> 00:39:43,137 # Forward, people, comrades to arms. 558 00:39:43,207 --> 00:39:46,636 # The red flag will triumph. 559 00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:49,716 # The red flag will triumph.. 560 00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,500 They hog the road as if they owned it! 561 00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:59,297 # The red flag will triumph. Long live socialism and freedom! 562 00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:05,000 Freedom, freedom? Lean to the right! Lean to the right! 563 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,400 Risking to break both our necks. - I wish! 564 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,432 Let's see.. 565 00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:32,146 Damn it! Damn those jerks! I'll put them in their place! 566 00:40:32,216 --> 00:40:34,830 You like to disturb traffic, eh? 567 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,286 Oh, excuse me, Reverend. Sorry. - Did we hit you hard, my son? 568 00:40:38,356 --> 00:40:41,334 Heavens, just a tap! Please, it was just an accident. 569 00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:44,537 I'm very sorry. - I'm the one who should be sorry. 570 00:40:44,607 --> 00:40:47,833 Don't worry, please forgive me. I kiss your hands, Reverend. 571 00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:55,670 # We worship God, the Virgin Mary, benignly listening.. 572 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:58,847 What happened? - He hit his head against the bar. 573 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:03,727 I wish it had been us! - Shoo, shoo, what a jinx! 574 00:41:13,282 --> 00:41:14,863 Let's see if we can.. 575 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,553 I'm so hungry, I can't see. - We'll be there in an hour and you'll eat. 576 00:41:19,623 --> 00:41:23,000 I've no one in that town. Neither friends, home or relatives! 577 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,970 You can't say you have no home. 578 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,431 Why not? - Why not? Don't you know that it's against the law? 579 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:30,442 With no home, you go to jail! 580 00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:35,114 Don't you think I'd like to have a house, garden, husband and children? 581 00:41:35,184 --> 00:41:36,576 Stop kidding! 582 00:41:48,253 --> 00:41:51,684 How I would like to travel! - And aren't we traveling? 583 00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:53,620 Let's go. 584 00:41:54,064 --> 00:42:03,000 # Oh, white flowers, symbol of love. With you the glory of victory. 585 00:42:11,353 --> 00:42:12,800 Here, help me eat. 586 00:42:19,867 --> 00:42:21,439 Can I have a bite? 587 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,985 Now you want to take the bread from my mouth? 588 00:42:26,478 --> 00:42:30,150 Don't you understand that this piece has got to last me until tonight? 589 00:42:38,654 --> 00:42:41,026 Hey, stop, I feel like throwing up! 590 00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:45,200 Hold on, we're almost there. 591 00:42:48,112 --> 00:42:52,784 No, stop, I'm feeling sick! Stop, please! - Don't make a mess in the car! 592 00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:54,434 Outside! Outside! 593 00:43:06,998 --> 00:43:10,398 Young lady, well? - Nothing's coming up. 594 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,803 You'll have to force it, purge yourself. - Purge what? 595 00:43:13,997 --> 00:43:17,866 In two days, I've only had coffee. - Fine, vomit up coffee. What can you do? 596 00:43:18,082 --> 00:43:21,581 Now that we've stopped, I don't feel sick. - What do you want to do? 597 00:43:21,651 --> 00:43:23,803 Let's stay here. - Yeah, stay here! 598 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,700 Now, to the right or to the left? - Left. 599 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:39,885 The left? - Yes. - Then we'll go right. 600 00:43:42,697 --> 00:43:48,452 Remember: Officer Antonio Caccavallo can never be hoodwinked! 601 00:43:52,534 --> 00:43:57,000 This one again? Where do they come from? Nein, nein, nein! 602 00:44:11,129 --> 00:44:15,783 Hey, where did you take me? - Me? You're the smart one. 603 00:44:25,668 --> 00:44:28,250 Listen, dear, look out your side. 604 00:44:31,388 --> 00:44:32,890 Can I? Huh? 605 00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:35,789 Go on. 606 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,450 I really can? 607 00:44:38,281 --> 00:44:39,431 Sure, sure... 608 00:44:43,323 --> 00:44:44,374 What now? 609 00:44:45,241 --> 00:44:46,355 Go on. 610 00:44:57,023 --> 00:45:01,467 Oh, God! Oh, God! We're suspended between life and death! 611 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,760 Better to die than to go back. 612 00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:06,939 So it's OK to kill me! So it's OK to kill me! 613 00:45:07,009 --> 00:45:10,931 I'm a father, I have a position! - Then let me go! - Be still! 614 00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,950 Delinquent! Killer! Stop, you'll kill us both! - I wish! 615 00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,617 Are you crazy? Stop! 616 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:19,283 You wish? I'll kill you myself with a knock on the head! 617 00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:21,512 I'll kill you myself! 618 00:45:24,857 --> 00:45:27,739 Then let me leave. - You want to ruin me? 619 00:45:28,561 --> 00:45:33,086 Stay still, I'll let you! I'll let you go! I'll let you, stay still! 620 00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,668 I'll let you go, just stay still. 621 00:45:36,329 --> 00:45:40,600 Oh, my God! My God, what a Sunday I'm spending with this nut! 622 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:46,611 My Jesus! Holy Virgin! Help me. Somebody get us out of here. 623 00:45:49,226 --> 00:45:53,141 Thank you! Thank you! Do not move! 624 00:45:53,211 --> 00:45:59,647 # Forward, people, comrades to arms. - See, see. 625 00:45:59,893 --> 00:46:07,000 # The red flag will triumph. 626 00:46:07,395 --> 00:46:08,695 Help! 627 00:46:10,525 --> 00:46:13,802 Help! Hey, comrades! 628 00:46:19,021 --> 00:46:21,203 Come on, guys, a rope. 629 00:46:21,818 --> 00:46:24,517 Easy, easy, we're hanging by a thread! 630 00:46:24,587 --> 00:46:27,013 Don't worry, Sergeant, we'll just be a jiff. 631 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,239 Thanks, we're in your hands! Look what hands you put me in! 632 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,812 Everybody ready? - We're ready here. 633 00:46:32,882 --> 00:46:35,558 See what a work, Sarge? You can get down now. 634 00:46:35,628 --> 00:46:38,231 Thanks, but are we sure? - You can rest easy now. 635 00:46:38,301 --> 00:46:43,315 Careful not to make it shake. Don't run! Come here! Come here! 636 00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:45,774 You told me that I'd be free. - Come here! 637 00:46:45,993 --> 00:46:50,621 Don't be insubordinate. No kidding! Let's go. Let's go! 638 00:46:57,138 --> 00:47:02,200 You, do me a favor. Make sure this girl doesn't escape, OK? - Yes, Sergeant. 639 00:47:04,111 --> 00:47:06,345 Easy! Easy! 640 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:23,500 Let me go. 641 00:47:24,928 --> 00:47:28,400 A fine communist you are! Can't you see I'm poor like you? 642 00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:41,500 Want some candy? - I can't be bought. 643 00:47:46,182 --> 00:47:49,989 Sergeant, you're out of time! - A little patience. Come on! 644 00:47:51,797 --> 00:47:53,821 Tell me, what did you do? 645 00:47:55,977 --> 00:47:57,127 I hit a boss. 646 00:47:57,197 --> 00:48:02,180 Bravo! You hit a boss? Escape! Go! 647 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:05,900 Long live freedom! Down with bosses forever! 648 00:48:11,142 --> 00:48:13,931 Where's the girl? - She fled, fled, fled! 649 00:48:14,001 --> 00:48:17,228 What "fled, fled, fled"? I'll throw you in jail! 650 00:48:17,298 --> 00:48:20,251 Help me to find the girl. - Sergeant, we have a party. 651 00:48:20,321 --> 00:48:23,922 Yeah? You can party while that poor girl goes and kills herself? 652 00:48:23,992 --> 00:48:26,231 Who? - The girl who was with me! 653 00:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,931 One, two, three: Look in the meadows. You by the hill. 654 00:48:29,001 --> 00:48:30,601 You stay by the truck. 655 00:48:30,996 --> 00:48:33,748 You get in the car. We'll take to the road. - Yes, sir. 656 00:48:33,818 --> 00:48:37,991 At your service.. Damn it! Is the way clear? 657 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,500 END OF PART ONE 658 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,500 PART TWO 659 00:49:32,454 --> 00:49:33,684 Miss! - Stop! 660 00:49:33,808 --> 00:49:36,108 So it's you who's stealing my tools! 661 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:38,168 Stop! 662 00:49:41,082 --> 00:49:44,320 Stop! 663 00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:23,449 Stop! 664 00:50:41,851 --> 00:50:44,646 Stop! You can't escape! 665 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:57,979 Well? Are you sick? - I can't stand anymore. 666 00:50:58,967 --> 00:51:00,767 I haven't eaten in 3 days. 667 00:51:00,877 --> 00:51:03,918 Sergeant, this one is hungry. Her stomach is empty. 668 00:51:04,203 --> 00:51:10,005 Her head is empty! Her head is empty! Up! Up! 669 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:14,608 Sergeant, there's a tavern. Let her eat something or she'll fall down. - Alright. 670 00:51:14,819 --> 00:51:18,732 Take it. Alright, let's go. Come. - Don't worry, go. 671 00:51:24,187 --> 00:51:25,239 Let's go. 672 00:51:30,261 --> 00:51:31,312 Come here! 673 00:51:35,729 --> 00:51:37,917 Hey, unhandcuff me. 674 00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:41,146 I won't do it again. I promise. 675 00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:47,765 I swear. Take them off. Don't make me look bad in front of these people. 676 00:51:52,182 --> 00:51:53,204 Thank you. 677 00:52:00,007 --> 00:52:04,679 May I, Miss? - What "May I"? Please! Let's go. 678 00:52:08,348 --> 00:52:09,928 That's all we needed! 679 00:52:18,837 --> 00:52:19,907 Host! 680 00:52:20,835 --> 00:52:24,286 I'll give you a feast like you never had in your life! 681 00:52:25,336 --> 00:52:28,236 Some wine? - A bottle of water and two glasses. 682 00:52:28,886 --> 00:52:35,315 Let's look at the cold cuts. Salami Milanese: 180, prosciutto: 220! 683 00:52:37,429 --> 00:52:42,460 Ham: 190, pork: 110. - Very fresh, just sliced this morning. 684 00:52:42,905 --> 00:52:46,130 I don't like pork. - Fifty grams of pork, and water! 685 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,533 Gee, that's a lot! - Yeah! 686 00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:51,778 You're used to those who splurge millions for you! 687 00:52:51,848 --> 00:52:54,869 I'm used to eating the bosses' leftovers, actually. 688 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,417 Respect your boss and he'll treat you well. 689 00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:58,966 Come on! 690 00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:04,082 Yeah, you think it'd be easy, eh? 691 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:07,541 Fill up! 692 00:53:15,446 --> 00:53:17,796 Remember to buy wine for your father. 693 00:53:20,891 --> 00:53:24,743 Did you hear me? Hey! - Shh! Don't distract me. 694 00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:28,425 Now I have it between my fingers. - What? 695 00:53:28,684 --> 00:53:30,340 The commissioner's nose. 696 00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:34,268 Where did you learn to sculpt? - In the old days. Prison. 697 00:53:34,642 --> 00:53:40,108 You were in prison? - Yes, but don't make a mistake. In prison, I was a guard. 698 00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:45,360 And in my free time, I'd go to Professor Ciccariello's cell. 699 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:49,149 The famous sculptor Ciccariello! You've never heard of him? 700 00:53:50,236 --> 00:53:53,523 He was my teacher! A great sculptor! 701 00:53:53,907 --> 00:53:57,400 A poet of the crumb! He was the only one who could mold it. 702 00:53:58,037 --> 00:54:02,452 You know what Ciccariello said? The crumb in his hands became music! 703 00:54:03,349 --> 00:54:08,400 What a man! So sensitive! So kind! What a heart! What an artist! 704 00:54:08,611 --> 00:54:11,395 Why was he in prison? - He stabbed his mother. 705 00:54:11,587 --> 00:54:14,859 Twenty-seven stab wounds, all mortal! 706 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:19,632 He was a moody man! Full of ingenuity! They don't make them like that anymore. 707 00:54:23,304 --> 00:54:27,150 Excuse me, are you going to eat the crumb? - Yes! - Never mind. 708 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:29,899 Get off of me, I'll kill him! 709 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:32,501 What's going on? 710 00:54:35,764 --> 00:54:36,824 Yes! 711 00:54:39,254 --> 00:54:42,449 What have I done, Sergeant? - Silence! Stay here! 712 00:54:43,092 --> 00:54:46,526 Everybody freeze in the name of the law! Freeze! 713 00:54:49,714 --> 00:54:51,062 Silence! 714 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,894 Enough! - Right on time! Repeat what you said! 715 00:54:54,964 --> 00:54:57,974 Yeah, yeah. I'm a humble Venetian farmer. 716 00:54:58,044 --> 00:55:01,259 I was in the Great War, alright? Check my papers, look.. 717 00:55:01,329 --> 00:55:04,342 I'm not checking a thing! Just the facts! 718 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:08,327 Well.. I'm a humble Venetian.. - You already said that. - OK. 719 00:55:08,397 --> 00:55:11,026 I earn what I earn and don't complain.. - Yes, Sir.. 720 00:55:11,096 --> 00:55:13,328 I respect the law, hats off.. 721 00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:18,614 But I say, I too have the right to ask for pork! 722 00:55:18,684 --> 00:55:22,102 Just cut fresh this morning! - What fresh? My cat is dead! 723 00:55:22,172 --> 00:55:23,461 I'll kill you! 724 00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:31,673 Silence, nobody move! Silence or I'll throw you all in jail! 725 00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:36,386 I'll lock you up on a new charge! You'll never get out! 726 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,700 Someone died, got it? 727 00:55:45,587 --> 00:55:47,287 No joking with the dead! 728 00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,505 Who died? - The cat. 729 00:55:50,499 --> 00:55:52,328 What's the cat got to do with it? 730 00:55:52,398 --> 00:55:55,341 The cat ate the pork and the pork roasted the cat. 731 00:55:55,527 --> 00:55:59,325 I don't understand. The cat ate the fork and the fo..fo..fo.. 732 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,390 Speak Italian, be clear! 733 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:04,083 In short, I humbly.. - The cat ate the pork? 734 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:06,654 That I humbly had left on my plate. 735 00:56:06,847 --> 00:56:09,197 And when I came home, the cat was dead. 736 00:56:09,267 --> 00:56:12,451 By Jove! The cat ate the pork, the pork is poisoned! 737 00:56:12,521 --> 00:56:16,165 Oh, God! Oh, God! Carolina! Carolina! 738 00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:27,321 Excuse me. Where is she? Where? Come here. Come. How are you feeling? 739 00:56:27,793 --> 00:56:31,951 Fine, why? - Fine? Don't you know you've eaten poisoned pork? 740 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:33,471 Ah, poisoned pork! 741 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:37,030 Sergeant, I cut it fresh this morning! - Criminal! Assassin! 742 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,988 Get away from me! I'll throw you in jail! 743 00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:43,827 Thoughtless, put down that candy. You have one foot in the grave! 744 00:56:43,897 --> 00:56:46,988 What shall I do? Tell me! - I'll take you to the hospital on my Vespa. 745 00:56:47,058 --> 00:56:49,880 And if she dies on the road? - A doctor!A doctor! 746 00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:52,547 The doctor went hunting. - And the pharmacist? 747 00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:56,561 He went hunting with the doctor. - Make her drink soap water, no? 748 00:56:56,631 --> 00:57:00,359 Make way, make way, here's the midwife! - Make way, make way! 749 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:05,081 Did it smell bad? - Don't know, it seemed fresh. 750 00:57:05,151 --> 00:57:08,831 I cut it this morning, Sergeant! - Go away, murderer! Go away! 751 00:57:08,901 --> 00:57:12,365 She needs milk. - Milk! - You're right! 752 00:57:12,528 --> 00:57:16,322 You're right! She needs.. she needs.. mi.. mil.. excuse me. 753 00:57:16,548 --> 00:57:21,727 Sarge, I have wine, but where can I get milk? - Go away, I'll put you in jail! 754 00:57:21,797 --> 00:57:25,039 Milk, but it must be raw. And two or three liters. 755 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:28,750 Two or three liters! Cow milk! Sheep! Goat! - Hey, Sergeant! - What? 756 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:37,053 Near here, there's a farm with two cows. Tell them that I sent you: Tony Capron. 757 00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:41,340 Tony Capron, yes. Let's go! - We're friends, like brothers.. 758 00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:43,590 This had to happen to me! 759 00:57:57,581 --> 00:57:59,445 Daddy, Daddy! 760 00:59:26,223 --> 00:59:27,300 Here it is. 761 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:32,861 Is it boiled? - Boiled? Didn't you hear the midwife? 762 00:59:32,931 --> 00:59:36,831 It must be raw. - I don't like that. I want it boiled with a drop of coffee. 763 00:59:36,901 --> 00:59:39,211 Coffee? You crazy? Coffee is poison! 764 00:59:39,378 --> 00:59:42,665 Come on, baby. Do you really want to die? 765 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,100 I don't care if I die. 766 00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:49,500 Just look at this: It's magnificent, pure milk. 767 00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:53,565 This is first rate stuff! Look, I'll drink some first. See? 768 00:59:58,586 --> 01:00:01,362 Is it good? - First rate! 769 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:05,135 Then you drink it. - I'll pour it on your head, I swear! 770 01:00:05,374 --> 01:00:07,733 You just want to die to get me in trouble! 771 01:00:09,563 --> 01:00:12,017 Not true, I'm not doing it to spite you. 772 01:00:14,341 --> 01:00:18,558 But, really, what am I in this world for? - What do you mean? 773 01:00:18,701 --> 01:00:20,551 And being alive is nothing? 774 01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:24,033 Excuse me, but do the trees ask why they're in the world? - No. 775 01:00:24,103 --> 01:00:28,530 And yet, they're here: pretty, leafy.. Look how leafy they are. 776 01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:32,464 Do the daisies ask why they're in this world? No! 777 01:00:32,751 --> 01:00:36,650 The animals: chickens, hens, goats, cows, horses! 778 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,698 And the mosquitoes! They spread malaria. Do they ask why they're here? 779 01:00:42,768 --> 01:00:45,891 Who knows? - "Who knows"? 780 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:49,431 Look at me. Do you think I ask why I'm in this world? 781 01:00:49,501 --> 01:00:51,000 Well, you should. 782 01:00:52,536 --> 01:00:55,598 Nobody asks that! 783 01:00:56,055 --> 01:00:58,960 Nor does the commissioner. So why should you? 784 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,390 Damn it! 785 01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:05,021 At least when you're dead, you won't suffer anymore. - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! 786 01:01:05,146 --> 01:01:08,477 My child, look around you. Look how beautiful nature is. 787 01:01:08,547 --> 01:01:13,840 Of course: the air, sun, flowers, water.. Yes, yes! 788 01:01:13,910 --> 01:01:19,844 Look, sweetie, see those birds above with their wings, flying, chirping.. 789 01:01:20,382 --> 01:01:22,030 They don't have it easy. 790 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:26,013 They must feed on bugs and worms. And if they don't catch them, they're unhappy. 791 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:29,983 But when they do, life is beautiful and they want to live forever.. 792 01:01:31,906 --> 01:01:33,847 Poor little creature! 793 01:01:34,096 --> 01:01:37,016 Jerk! What have you done? - What do you mean? 794 01:01:37,086 --> 01:01:41,031 To run around the countryside killing defenseless animals! 795 01:01:41,101 --> 01:01:45,996 Excuse me, but what do you want from me? - What do you mean, can't you see? Police! 796 01:01:46,066 --> 01:01:50,085 Police? Fine, here's my permit. - What do I care about a permit! 797 01:01:50,155 --> 01:01:51,850 Give it here. - It's in regulations! 798 01:01:52,074 --> 01:01:53,200 Damn it! 799 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:58,460 Drink! Drink or I'll shoot! - Shoot. 800 01:01:59,111 --> 01:02:02,659 Oh, yeah? You'd like that, eh? - Can you tell me what's going on? 801 01:02:02,729 --> 01:02:05,651 The young lady is poisoned and won't drink her milk! 802 01:02:05,918 --> 01:02:10,494 Milk! The girl must vomit and right away! 803 01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:15,000 He's right, that's true! Come with me, eh! Come with me, eh! 804 01:02:29,807 --> 01:02:30,832 Get in! 805 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:34,299 Come on, hurry! 806 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:40,415 Throw away that animal! - Why? - Just because! 807 01:02:40,563 --> 01:02:44,310 Hold on and close your eyes. - Where are we going? - I know where. 808 01:03:35,049 --> 01:03:37,200 Stop! - Stop, Sergeant! 809 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,800 Let it out, Sergeant. Soon you'll feel better, right? 810 01:03:56,229 --> 01:03:58,100 Stop a sec, Sergeant! 811 01:03:58,170 --> 01:04:02,681 The pork wasn't bad! It was very fresh! 812 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:06,599 The cat died because it swallowed a bumblebee! 813 01:04:07,955 --> 01:04:09,599 Thank the Lord! 814 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,380 I've got something here! 815 01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:17,891 I'm sorry, Sergeant, to get you involved in this mess. 816 01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,955 Why don't you let me leave? 817 01:04:21,863 --> 01:04:26,100 I can't.. I must deliver you.. - To whom? 818 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:30,500 How do I know? Someone we'll find in your town. 819 01:04:31,396 --> 01:04:33,509 Who would ever care about me? 820 01:04:34,510 --> 01:04:37,459 Don't worry, we'll find some fool. 821 01:04:38,001 --> 01:04:41,149 Why do you act so? Why do you give me such headaches? 822 01:04:41,271 --> 01:04:46,363 I'm really going to all this trouble for your future, aren't I? 823 01:04:47,156 --> 01:04:51,493 You're right, Sergeant. I promise that I'll be good. 824 01:04:54,244 --> 01:04:56,875 You promise? - Yes, I swear. 825 01:04:57,254 --> 01:05:00,558 You sure? - Yes. But you'll see that no one wants me. 826 01:05:00,628 --> 01:05:03,485 Forget it, don't worry. Let me take care of it. 827 01:05:03,929 --> 01:05:05,934 You'll see. Let's go now. 828 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,820 So this is your town. 829 01:05:12,589 --> 01:05:14,653 We've finally arrived. 830 01:05:16,352 --> 01:05:17,502 I'm thrilled. 831 01:05:18,239 --> 01:05:21,073 And you, aren't you? Come! 832 01:05:23,889 --> 01:05:26,279 Be thrilled too, now that we're here. 833 01:05:38,089 --> 01:05:40,400 Come, get down. - Where are we going? 834 01:05:41,634 --> 01:05:44,904 To see the monsignor, the priest or whatever he's called here. 835 01:05:45,096 --> 01:05:46,605 Let's see what he says. 836 01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:50,761 The ecclesiastical, pontifical, parochial authority knows everything. 837 01:05:51,420 --> 01:05:53,170 Then we'll see. Let's go. 838 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,095 Oh, heaven! 839 01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:19,742 Here.. 840 01:06:34,569 --> 01:06:35,664 Reverend! 841 01:06:38,039 --> 01:06:40,084 Oh, look who's here! 842 01:06:40,836 --> 01:06:45,915 Ah, Carolina, Carolina, you've given me so much trouble! 843 01:06:46,518 --> 01:06:51,578 With your permission, Father. - Please, stand up. Dear child.. 844 01:06:55,837 --> 01:07:00,789 My dears.. are you already married or is that why you came? 845 01:07:00,859 --> 01:07:03,279 Monsignor, allow me to clear up a mistake. 846 01:07:03,349 --> 01:07:06,051 I am Officer Antonio Caccavallo from the city. 847 01:07:06,121 --> 01:07:08,504 I'm here to escort the person present. 848 01:07:08,574 --> 01:07:10,588 But what has she done now? 849 01:07:11,221 --> 01:07:14,350 Streetwalking with aggravated suicide. 850 01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:15,604 No! - Yes. 851 01:07:15,674 --> 01:07:18,117 Allow me to be shocked. - Permission granted. 852 01:07:18,187 --> 01:07:21,693 How is it possible, my dear? Why? 853 01:07:22,863 --> 01:07:25,601 What pushed you to this madness? 854 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:30,289 We've tried to understand it, but it was impossible. 855 01:07:30,441 --> 01:07:31,498 The girl.. 856 01:07:32,641 --> 01:07:34,150 is pertinacious! 857 01:07:35,081 --> 01:07:38,100 No, no. It's not possible, dear. 858 01:07:38,485 --> 01:07:40,779 Look at me, Carolina, look at me. 859 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:45,500 What happened? Tell me, what happened? 860 01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:48,560 Are you expecting a baby? 861 01:07:52,024 --> 01:07:54,382 Bravo, Bishop! You guessed it first! 862 01:07:54,601 --> 01:07:59,040 The commissioner was unable to get one word out of her mouth. 863 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:02,402 And you hussy, how dare you discuss naughty things 864 01:08:02,472 --> 01:08:05,430 with a prince of the ecclesiastical court? Excuse me, Your Eminence. 865 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,013 Carolina! Oh, Carolina! 866 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:14,234 Just think, I've known her since she was this high. - Really? - Yes. 867 01:08:14,304 --> 01:08:16,180 That makes things easy then. 868 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,659 Do you have a pen, pencil or stylus? 869 01:08:20,379 --> 01:08:23,850 It is done. - What is that? - A receipt. 870 01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:27,600 I hand the girl over to you, you sign and I go. 871 01:08:27,894 --> 01:08:31,692 But look.. that's not possible. - How come? 872 01:08:31,762 --> 01:08:36,550 It's a very serious thing. Of high responsibility. - I know. 873 01:08:36,731 --> 01:08:39,431 We need to talk this over.. - All right, let's talk. 874 01:08:39,501 --> 01:08:41,919 But what's to talk about, monsignor? 875 01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:45,078 What a nice day! The grapes are fine! The flood! 876 01:08:45,148 --> 01:08:47,891 But what counts is the signature. One minute. 877 01:08:47,961 --> 01:08:50,753 No, you see I'm not authorized. I can't. 878 01:08:50,823 --> 01:08:55,136 I authorize you. I'm an officer and in the name of law, you may sign. Got it? 879 01:08:57,079 --> 01:08:58,679 Well, to be honest.. 880 01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:02,756 I must confess that young man.. - Ah, first things first. 881 01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:06,027 You go confess that young man and I'll wait for you. 882 01:09:06,097 --> 01:09:08,812 Good, dear, wait here. - I await your return. 883 01:09:08,882 --> 01:09:12,805 Yes. And later we'll talk this over more calmly. - Yes, Sir. 884 01:09:13,051 --> 01:09:16,658 With great calm. - Yes, Sir. - And you'll see, we'll work it all out. 885 01:09:16,728 --> 01:09:18,718 Wait, my dear. - At your orders. 886 01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:21,672 Come, let's go. 887 01:09:45,089 --> 01:09:46,111 No! 888 01:10:04,053 --> 01:10:05,100 Go, go. 889 01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:23,410 Shall I arrest him? - What do you mean? Let's go to the sacristy. 890 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:27,430 Mr..? - Antonio Caccavallo, city officer. 891 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:31,974 What times! What times! I'm shocked, deeply shocked. 892 01:10:32,207 --> 01:10:33,907 I would've arrested him. 893 01:10:42,370 --> 01:10:45,791 Come, dear. You have to tell me everything. 894 01:10:46,039 --> 01:10:48,500 Come, but sit down in your state. 895 01:10:52,758 --> 01:10:56,348 Tell me, who was it? Who's the father? 896 01:10:56,722 --> 01:10:59,590 We'll find him. - I don't wanna see him! - Go on! 897 01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:01,960 Respond to his Eminence. Who was it? 898 01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:08,368 No matter, my dear, no matter. You'll see, we'll find him 899 01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:10,731 and in the end everything will work out. 900 01:11:10,801 --> 01:11:13,601 Sure, everything'll be OK. This, for example. 901 01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:17,685 You give me a little signature, I leave the girl and go. All fixed! 902 01:11:17,755 --> 01:11:21,468 No, my son, I told you that in my position, I couldn't. 903 01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:24,581 But I have an idea and you'll see that it's right. 904 01:11:24,651 --> 01:11:30,298 Matteo, come here! Listen well to what I'm going to say. You know the Barozzoli? 905 01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:32,263 Broccoli? - The Barozzoli! 906 01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:36,133 I don't want to see them. - Is there anyone you want to see? Heh? 907 01:11:36,337 --> 01:11:39,344 Excuse me. - Easy, dear, easy. Let me do this. 908 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:42,491 Don't you know the Barozzoli? - The Barozzoli.. 909 01:11:42,561 --> 01:11:46,191 Barozzoli! Oh, sweet Jesus! 910 01:11:46,557 --> 01:11:51,028 Come here, come here with me. Let's see where they are. 911 01:11:51,201 --> 01:11:54,000 Today is the game and they don't go to that. 912 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,254 There they are in the fourth row. 913 01:11:57,324 --> 01:12:00,233 In the row, yes. - Row? - Yes, the row. 914 01:12:00,409 --> 01:12:06,000 The fourth row, wait, next to the altar of St Anna.. - Row? - Understand? 915 01:12:06,258 --> 01:12:08,312 Go call them. Go. - Row.. 916 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:17,458 Monsignor, that kid move likes lightning, eh? 917 01:12:17,623 --> 01:12:21,556 Tell me, tell me, excuse me.. these Broccoli.. - No, Barozzoli. 918 01:12:21,707 --> 01:12:24,931 These Barozzoli are the girl's relatives? - Not exactly. 919 01:12:25,001 --> 01:12:29,130 I won't see them! - Ah, hah! Oh yes, we will! We will! 920 01:12:29,648 --> 01:12:34,472 They're not really relatives. Sort of distant relatives. - Of course. 921 01:12:34,711 --> 01:12:39,135 They took her in for many years after she became orphaned. 922 01:12:39,301 --> 01:12:43,086 I sent her to them. Then she went crazy and ran away. 923 01:12:43,156 --> 01:12:46,498 Let me go! - Don't be a nut! Don't be a nut! 924 01:12:46,568 --> 01:12:49,008 The Fartarozzis are good people! 925 01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:51,457 Behave. Leave it to me. 926 01:12:51,527 --> 01:12:56,620 You'll see how the Barozzoli, as good Christians, will welcome you back again. 927 01:12:57,650 --> 01:12:58,721 Barozzoli! 928 01:13:00,128 --> 01:13:02,464 Good day, Father. - Salutations. 929 01:13:02,534 --> 01:13:07,034 My good dears, I've prepared for you a nice surprise! 930 01:13:07,218 --> 01:13:08,506 Thank you, Father! 931 01:13:08,576 --> 01:13:12,083 A surprise that will fill your hearts with joy. 932 01:13:12,696 --> 01:13:13,910 Here she is. 933 01:13:15,405 --> 01:13:17,619 Some nice surprise! There's nothing to say. 934 01:13:17,689 --> 01:13:21,197 I'm surprised, Father, you let her in a holy place! 935 01:13:21,348 --> 01:13:25,931 We've been too good. But that slut deserves neither pity nor mercy! 936 01:13:26,001 --> 01:13:27,619 Right! - Oh, yeah? - No! 937 01:13:27,689 --> 01:13:30,490 I'm the slut because I ran away with a boy! 938 01:13:30,650 --> 01:13:31,900 Some tramp! 939 01:13:32,001 --> 01:13:35,500 Yes, because her husband wanted to get in my room at night! 940 01:13:35,570 --> 01:13:37,420 The insolence! - It's unheard of! 941 01:13:37,490 --> 01:13:41,428 He's the dirty one, not me! That's why I ran away with the driver! 942 01:13:42,039 --> 01:13:44,891 One night, he wanted to come into my room in his underwear. 943 01:13:44,961 --> 01:13:46,581 How absurd! 944 01:13:46,873 --> 01:13:49,800 Allow me to express my dismay.. - You may. 945 01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,719 Just a moment! What is this story of the underwear? Eh? 946 01:13:52,789 --> 01:13:55,431 She's a viper! She wants to besmirch my husband! 947 01:13:55,501 --> 01:13:58,871 Goffredo, tell them! - Defamation! Defamation, pure and simple! 948 01:13:58,941 --> 01:14:01,466 Mr.. - How dare you? - Mr. Goffredo! 949 01:14:01,722 --> 01:14:05,144 Sir! First you compromise yourself and then protest! 950 01:14:08,595 --> 01:14:10,981 My children.. - CHILDREN! 951 01:14:11,051 --> 01:14:15,682 What "children"? We took in that wretch! - Treated her like one of us! 952 01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:18,761 We even gave her a meal on Sundays, understand? 953 01:14:19,170 --> 01:14:21,123 Enough! Enough! 954 01:14:21,272 --> 01:14:23,539 We're in a sacristy. Shame on you! 955 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,980 May I be shocked? 956 01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:28,931 Father! You get shocked every 5 minutes! 957 01:14:29,001 --> 01:14:33,189 Stop being shocked and impose your ecclesiastical authority on these people! 958 01:14:33,259 --> 01:14:36,970 And make them do their duty and bring the girl home! - Yes, you're right. 959 01:14:37,142 --> 01:14:42,981 Regarding Carolina's accusations, we'll settle accounts in confession. 960 01:14:43,051 --> 01:14:48,378 But now Christian charity requires that you bring this poor girl home. 961 01:14:48,448 --> 01:14:52,557 Especially now that she's pregnant. - How shameful! 962 01:14:56,718 --> 01:14:58,097 Everybody, halt! 963 01:14:58,641 --> 01:15:03,181 Police! Article 212 requires you to take the girl home. 964 01:15:03,251 --> 01:15:07,000 That article doesn't exist! I'm a lawyer. - Oh, yeah? Then it's article 213! 965 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:10,190 Neither does that one! - Never mind. - Let's go! 966 01:15:11,977 --> 01:15:14,870 Lawyer! - What? - What about 217? 967 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:18,583 Go to hell! - Drop dead! Oh, sorry, Father. 968 01:15:18,653 --> 01:15:21,167 The alms.. - So annoying! Get it away! 969 01:15:21,687 --> 01:15:23,187 Apologies, Monsignor. 970 01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:29,929 How shameful, how shameful! Before a foreigner! 971 01:15:30,101 --> 01:15:34,415 Who knows what he'll think of us! - He only thinks of drinking and eating. 972 01:15:35,391 --> 01:15:40,046 No, dear, we have nothing. We don't even have Christian charity. Go on. 973 01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:46,731 What now? - Now we look for the driver. 974 01:15:46,801 --> 01:15:49,708 The driver you escaped with, it was him, wasn't it? 975 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:53,150 Yeah, but forget it, it's no use. 976 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:56,250 No use? Let me talk to him, we'll see then if it's any use. 977 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,867 You were a minor when you left. 978 01:15:57,937 --> 01:16:01,351 I didn't know he was a liar. - What do you mean, my child? 979 01:16:01,584 --> 01:16:06,037 I thought he was good but he's married and has 3 kids. - Oh, Jesus, Jesus! 980 01:16:17,567 --> 01:16:19,469 Monsignor, what are we gonna do? 981 01:16:19,539 --> 01:16:23,478 You know what I say? - Let me say it: You're shocked. - No.- I would've bet on it. 982 01:16:23,548 --> 01:16:27,031 Maybe it's better this way. The Lord has decided otherwise. 983 01:16:27,358 --> 01:16:32,131 Ah, yes? And, exceptionally, couldn't we know what the Lord decided? 984 01:16:32,201 --> 01:16:36,508 Uncle Francesco! - Uncle Francesco? You said she had no relatives.. 985 01:16:36,674 --> 01:16:42,101 He's not really a relative, distantly related. - Fine, a relative is a relative. 986 01:16:42,171 --> 01:16:44,361 He doesn't want me either. - Don't talk so. 987 01:16:44,431 --> 01:16:49,481 It's been a while since you've seen him. To Uncle Francesco! - To Uncle Francesco! 988 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:52,642 Let's go. - Let's go. Come. 989 01:16:53,070 --> 01:16:54,563 Just as well. 990 01:16:54,633 --> 01:16:58,072 Carolina needs a place to stay. You know what I say? 991 01:16:58,142 --> 01:17:00,802 No, what do you say? - I'm shocked, Mr. Antonio. 992 01:17:00,981 --> 01:17:06,690 Uncle Francesco had adopted Robertino, the son of his dead brother in Australia. 993 01:17:07,345 --> 01:17:09,493 You've been disappointed, eh? 994 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:18,802 What is it? - New sins. -Tomorrow, tomorrow. I've got work to do. 995 01:17:19,179 --> 01:17:24,322 You'll see with your own eyes, the great love that uncle has for the poor orphan. 996 01:17:42,261 --> 01:17:45,527 # Back and forth, back and forth, that's all there is in life. 997 01:17:45,597 --> 01:17:49,431 # Back and forth, back and forth, what great fun it is! 998 01:17:49,501 --> 01:17:52,283 # Back and forth, back and forth, that's all there is in life. 999 01:17:52,353 --> 01:17:55,431 Will you shut up? - Don't you like it, Sergeant? 1000 01:17:55,501 --> 01:17:59,121 It's an old song, called "Back and forth". - Don't be a smartass. 1001 01:17:59,993 --> 01:18:04,000 Don't be angry, Sergeant. You can't go against fate, I say. 1002 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:08,300 If you had arrived at Villa Borghese ten minutes later, we'd both be all set. 1003 01:18:08,743 --> 01:18:09,797 I wish! 1004 01:18:11,209 --> 01:18:14,861 You shouldn't say that, Sergeant. - You're right. 1005 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,250 But I've had such bad luck. 1006 01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:22,056 I had to stumble on just you, not a thief. 1007 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,270 Did I say thief? 1008 01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:30,230 In a 15 year career, I haven't seen any. Never. At the movies, I see many. 1009 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:35,772 But a real thief, a criminal, an atomic spy.. nothing! 1010 01:18:36,192 --> 01:18:39,277 And now you come and goodbye promotion. 1011 01:18:40,579 --> 01:18:45,030 Do you know, girl, how much you cost me? 9,000 lire a month! 1012 01:18:45,770 --> 01:18:48,907 Over a 100,000 lire per year! - Is that my fault? 1013 01:18:49,852 --> 01:18:52,817 It's Fate that causes encounters. - A fine encounter! 1014 01:18:52,998 --> 01:18:54,200 A stinker! 1015 01:19:07,782 --> 01:19:09,834 I'm amazed at you, Sarge! 1016 01:19:09,904 --> 01:19:13,704 Me? There's a jerk in the back who signaled! - Who's in the back? 1017 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,800 Let's go get him, he must be a thief. - Sergeant! 1018 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:21,400 Damn you! Don't move.. 1019 01:19:22,370 --> 01:19:24,871 Everybody freeze! Hands up! Hold it! 1020 01:19:25,011 --> 01:19:28,631 What did you steal? Eh? - I'm not the thief, I'm the owner! 1021 01:19:28,701 --> 01:19:31,858 Boys, don't play around. Who's the thief? - He is! 1022 01:19:31,928 --> 01:19:36,203 No, Sergeant. The box was falling down and I was picking it up. - Come with me! 1023 01:19:36,273 --> 01:19:39,795 You're making a blunder, Sergeant. - At last a thief! Come with me! 1024 01:19:39,865 --> 01:19:41,465 I never make blunders. 1025 01:19:51,702 --> 01:19:55,193 Why did he arrest you? - Because I wanted to kill myself. 1026 01:19:55,364 --> 01:19:59,031 What? One can't even kill oneself! - They say it's illegal. 1027 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:01,958 Some republic! Very nice! 1028 01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:06,700 Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mario Tanzi, but call me Marietto Cellar. 1029 01:20:06,770 --> 01:20:08,730 Nice to meet you. Carolina De Vico. 1030 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:12,800 Why "Cellar"? - Because for a month, I've been hiding in a basement. 1031 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:19,373 Does he have a gun? - Yes, but he's very nice, poor thing. 1032 01:20:20,861 --> 01:20:23,293 I feel bad because they might fire him. 1033 01:20:23,363 --> 01:20:25,652 Is that true, Sergeant? - Shut up! 1034 01:20:25,944 --> 01:20:29,191 If he can't leave me with anyone they might fire him. 1035 01:20:29,321 --> 01:20:32,950 Oh yeah? He hasn't found anyone? - No one wants me. 1036 01:20:34,211 --> 01:20:36,868 Sarge! I'll take her if you let me go. 1037 01:20:36,938 --> 01:20:39,888 To my house, there's Mom. It's an honest family. 1038 01:20:40,026 --> 01:20:41,942 You'd really take me with you? 1039 01:20:42,012 --> 01:20:45,010 Look at my face. Marietto Cellar is a man of his word. 1040 01:20:46,736 --> 01:20:48,936 But I already made a mistake once. 1041 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,350 Would you also take a baby? 1042 01:20:52,427 --> 01:20:57,120 Ah, I made a ton of mistakes. We got to look past that or we're cooked. 1043 01:20:58,398 --> 01:21:01,539 Sergeant, let her go and you'll save your job. 1044 01:21:01,609 --> 01:21:05,700 Sergeant! If you let me go I promise not to kill myself anymore. 1045 01:21:07,329 --> 01:21:09,479 We'll rebuild our lives together. 1046 01:21:10,091 --> 01:21:14,445 I'll support him, he'll support me, we'll support each other... 1047 01:21:14,515 --> 01:21:16,415 And I'm the one who'll fall! 1048 01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:19,876 How can you trust such a scoundrel? I don't get it. 1049 01:21:20,142 --> 01:21:21,235 Sergeant.. 1050 01:21:22,535 --> 01:21:24,954 I can't afford to be so picky, right? 1051 01:21:26,699 --> 01:21:29,000 Besides, I think he's a good guy. 1052 01:21:30,526 --> 01:21:33,200 Don't you think it's a sign from Fate? 1053 01:21:39,665 --> 01:21:43,006 Damn it. Why does everything happen to me? 1054 01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:44,700 Everything! 1055 01:21:44,905 --> 01:21:48,350 Check this out: the tire blew! 1056 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,018 Damn it all to hell! 1057 01:21:58,030 --> 01:21:59,730 What are you looking at? 1058 01:22:04,810 --> 01:22:09,634 You're letting me go? - Quiet! Get out and change the tire. 1059 01:22:09,704 --> 01:22:13,482 Why? It's not my car. - Young man, don't you want to chip in? 1060 01:22:13,552 --> 01:22:19,431 That's why I'm a thief. - Bad! Obey! Do as I say. It's in your best interest. 1061 01:22:19,624 --> 01:22:23,510 The Sergeant is right, eh? Change the tire. Hurry up. 1062 01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:26,572 Quick! - Quick? I'm very weak. 1063 01:22:26,901 --> 01:22:29,858 Then you'll let me go? - Let you go? Let you go? 1064 01:22:30,015 --> 01:22:33,045 Don't you know policemen can't allow a thief to escape? 1065 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:35,831 If he's smart, he'll manage. Move it, get the tools. 1066 01:22:35,901 --> 01:22:38,605 Yeah, and be shot in the back! - Nonsense! 1067 01:22:38,675 --> 01:22:41,131 Uh, kids, I'm going.. you give him a hand. 1068 01:22:41,201 --> 01:22:45,155 I'll be on that low wall. I'm going to clean my gun. 1069 01:22:46,036 --> 01:22:47,934 I'll unload it for cleaning. 1070 01:22:55,217 --> 01:22:57,647 Now, I take out the magazine. 1071 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,703 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1072 01:23:11,209 --> 01:23:14,457 Come on, let's run. - Are you crazy? He'll shoot us. 1073 01:23:14,670 --> 01:23:18,826 Shoot? Didn't you hear he's taking out the bullets? - I don't trust him. 1074 01:23:19,874 --> 01:23:21,800 The gun is unloaded.. 1075 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:26,313 Hey, look. He has no more bullets. - He's just teasing us. 1076 01:23:26,383 --> 01:23:29,670 We try to run and get a year more. I'm not an idiot. 1077 01:23:30,148 --> 01:23:34,615 Well? What are you doing? - Cranking the car up. 1078 01:23:34,817 --> 01:23:37,760 Will you be long? - 10 or 15 minutes, Sergeant. 1079 01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:40,864 Hurry up, OK? What are you waiting for? 1080 01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:42,882 Be fast. 1081 01:23:45,182 --> 01:23:50,830 Meanwhile, I'll take off my shoes. Because my feet hurt, and I can't run! 1082 01:23:53,103 --> 01:23:57,757 What are we waiting for? The gun is empty, his feet hurt and the car can't move. 1083 01:23:57,892 --> 01:24:02,100 I know policemen, they're jerks! Assholes! They want to get you! 1084 01:24:52,475 --> 01:24:55,181 Help! - Are you crazy? What have you done, wretch? 1085 01:24:55,251 --> 01:24:58,036 I'm sorry, Sergeant, it was all her fault! 1086 01:24:58,106 --> 01:25:01,031 Aren't we going to your home? - My home? You crazy? 1087 01:25:01,101 --> 01:25:04,895 But you promised me, that's why I did it! - I promised you nothing! 1088 01:25:04,965 --> 01:25:07,977 Wait for me! - Police! Arrest them! 1089 01:25:08,047 --> 01:25:10,888 Stop! Wait! - My cranium! 1090 01:25:12,643 --> 01:25:16,920 Ai, yi, my noggin! Ooh, my noggin! Ai, yi! 1091 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:23,796 Oh, God, what a blow! I need a wet compress! 1092 01:25:24,475 --> 01:25:26,630 A wet compress for my head! 1093 01:25:27,709 --> 01:25:31,230 What..? What are you doing? Come here, no flinging! 1094 01:25:31,366 --> 01:25:32,523 Stop! 1095 01:25:33,218 --> 01:25:36,846 Stop! Wretch! 1096 01:25:39,809 --> 01:25:42,059 Watch out for the water! The water! 1097 01:25:43,184 --> 01:25:46,767 Oh, my God! - Help! Help! - Sergeant, give me your hand. 1098 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:50,637 I'm drowning with a headache! Help! - No, Sergeant, here! - Help! 1099 01:25:50,903 --> 01:25:52,377 Grab this, Sarge! 1100 01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:55,792 Pull.. pull it! - Don't worry! - Pull harder! 1101 01:25:55,862 --> 01:25:58,383 Come on! - A lifesaver would be best. 1102 01:26:02,177 --> 01:26:03,989 We're sinking! Help! 1103 01:26:13,599 --> 01:26:15,449 What's the matter with you? 1104 01:26:17,457 --> 01:26:19,507 You've been crying for an hour. 1105 01:26:22,159 --> 01:26:27,923 I'm crying because I'm miserable. Very miserable. 1106 01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:32,501 Not even a thief wants me. Not even him. 1107 01:26:33,486 --> 01:26:36,619 Yeah.. you're a wretch, you. 1108 01:26:37,558 --> 01:26:40,900 Not me, on the other hand, I'm so lucky! 1109 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:47,098 The vehicle broke down, a new uniform thrown away, 1110 01:26:48,540 --> 01:26:54,573 in poor health, perhaps with pulmonary bronchitis suspecting the worst, 1111 01:26:55,294 --> 01:26:56,630 a broken head... 1112 01:26:57,310 --> 01:27:00,770 Ah, how happy I am! How I rejoice! 1113 01:27:02,262 --> 01:27:03,700 What joy! 1114 01:27:04,225 --> 01:27:07,492 I swear, Sergeant.. I meant no harm. 1115 01:27:08,984 --> 01:27:11,789 When I wanted to hold back, my hand slipped! 1116 01:27:12,985 --> 01:27:15,669 I'm obviously a criminal, you were right. 1117 01:27:16,154 --> 01:27:18,612 Well, well.. let's not exaggerate. 1118 01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:21,457 Eh.. one blow more, one blow less. 1119 01:27:21,901 --> 01:27:24,430 But it was a hard one. Did you see? 1120 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:26,692 No, I didn't see it.. 1121 01:27:27,636 --> 01:27:28,933 But I felt it. 1122 01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:33,075 And you've been so nice.. 1123 01:27:34,030 --> 01:27:35,530 Nice! Gimme a break! 1124 01:27:35,976 --> 01:27:38,588 I'm bad! Wicked! 1125 01:27:39,247 --> 01:27:40,430 I'm a plague! 1126 01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:44,593 But you tried to save me risking your own life. Like a father. 1127 01:27:44,663 --> 01:27:47,539 Oh, yeah? And why do you think I did it? 1128 01:27:49,236 --> 01:27:51,157 Because you felt sorry for me. 1129 01:27:51,227 --> 01:27:53,526 For you? Sorry? 1130 01:27:53,596 --> 01:27:57,767 In my state... eh? The only one I feel sorry for is me! 1131 01:27:58,370 --> 01:28:02,285 For me! Because if you kill yourself, I'll be fired. 1132 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:06,231 And I'll be out of work. That's right, unemployed. 1133 01:28:06,767 --> 01:28:11,349 I'll be one of those going down the street with a sign that says: "Bread and Work". 1134 01:28:11,949 --> 01:28:13,800 And they'll whack me on the head. 1135 01:28:14,124 --> 01:28:19,136 That is what I'll become: from one who gives whacks to one who gets whacks. 1136 01:28:21,290 --> 01:28:24,179 I was hoping you had a little compassion for me. 1137 01:28:24,249 --> 01:28:28,000 You know what career I'd had if I were sorry for every criminal I met? 1138 01:28:29,686 --> 01:28:34,514 So if the world is as ugly as you say.. I was right to want to leave it. 1139 01:28:35,130 --> 01:28:37,913 Oh, God.. maybe.. you're right. 1140 01:28:38,740 --> 01:28:40,890 But in this situation, you can't. 1141 01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,949 You would get me in trouble.. 1142 01:28:43,377 --> 01:28:46,993 Not counting.. the baby you're carrying. 1143 01:28:47,271 --> 01:28:50,374 So? - So, you can't. It's prohibited. 1144 01:28:50,499 --> 01:28:54,226 You can't kill yourself. Even I thought about it myself. 1145 01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:58,126 But you can't. Because we're never alone in life. There's always someone else. 1146 01:28:58,196 --> 01:28:59,946 Always some "appendixes". 1147 01:29:00,253 --> 01:29:03,563 I, for example, have a father and son to take care of. 1148 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,154 By the way, don't forget to buy your father's wine. 1149 01:29:07,224 --> 01:29:09,006 See? See? 1150 01:29:09,660 --> 01:29:14,074 If I kill myself, how can my father drink wine, eh? 1151 01:29:14,501 --> 01:29:17,014 Suicide isn't for us. We're poor people. 1152 01:29:17,236 --> 01:29:21,302 Suicide is a rich man's game. It's a luxury. 1153 01:29:21,372 --> 01:29:23,731 And those luxuries, we can't afford. 1154 01:29:23,801 --> 01:29:26,090 Do you understand? We are poor. 1155 01:29:31,102 --> 01:29:32,752 I understand, Sergeant. 1156 01:29:39,913 --> 01:29:42,493 From now on, you won't have to worry about me. 1157 01:29:43,773 --> 01:29:46,000 Goodbye. - What are you doing? 1158 01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:52,600 You've been good enough to me. 1159 01:29:54,115 --> 01:29:56,325 Don't trouble yourself anymore, Sarge. 1160 01:29:56,904 --> 01:29:59,130 I don't want to cause you harm again. 1161 01:30:01,412 --> 01:30:04,159 Tell the commissioner that you left me in my town. 1162 01:30:06,298 --> 01:30:09,189 And I promise not to kill myself. 1163 01:30:10,161 --> 01:30:11,711 How will you survive? 1164 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,040 Don't animals survive? I will too. 1165 01:30:18,467 --> 01:30:22,581 Oh, no! You won't fool me with your promises! 1166 01:30:22,778 --> 01:30:27,330 I'm telling the truth this time, Sergeant. - I know what I'm doing, got it? 1167 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:30,363 Now, I know what to do with you. Let's go. 1168 01:30:31,746 --> 01:30:34,705 Let's go! Move it. 1169 01:30:36,694 --> 01:30:41,017 Know that Officer Antonio Caccavallo feels pity for no one! Let's go. 1170 01:30:47,576 --> 01:30:48,709 Come in. 1171 01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:55,613 Ah, it's you? How did it go? 1172 01:30:55,683 --> 01:30:59,118 Sir, everything in order. - Thank goodness. You took a load off me. 1173 01:30:59,259 --> 01:31:01,476 Who did you give her to? - Some guy.. 1174 01:31:01,546 --> 01:31:05,364 A serious person? A good person? - Too much so. 1175 01:31:05,601 --> 01:31:07,270 What? - A widower. 1176 01:31:07,859 --> 01:31:11,450 That's really good. Why did he do it? - He doesn't even know himself. 1177 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:15,207 Maybe out of compassion.. and maybe his home needed a woman. 1178 01:31:16,048 --> 01:31:20,345 Well, anyway, we made it! - Actually, Sir, I haven't made it yet... 1179 01:31:20,501 --> 01:31:25,215 Eh, don't look like that. This time you did a good job. 1180 01:31:25,430 --> 01:31:27,764 As to the promotion, don't worry. 1181 01:31:27,834 --> 01:31:32,091 Really? I can consider myself.. eh? - Certainly. 1182 01:31:32,485 --> 01:31:35,735 Thank you, Sir. The Caccavallos really needed that. 1183 01:31:36,648 --> 01:31:39,521 9000 lire more a month doesn't hurt anybody, eh? 1184 01:31:39,591 --> 01:31:43,971 You deserve it. Didn't I say we'd find a fool? 1185 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:47,299 You were so right! That fool was found. 1186 01:31:47,369 --> 01:31:49,340 At your service, Sir. - Go on. 1187 01:32:37,362 --> 01:32:41,153 Did you buy everything? - Yes. - The socks? The notebook? - Yes, all. 1188 01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:44,824 Well, let's go. - Where are we going? - To a fool's house. 1189 01:33:07,070 --> 01:33:08,973 English subtitles by sineintegral@KG. 100208