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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:09,376 [heavy rock music] 2 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:13,146 [woman] It's like all the meaning 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,350 you could ever have, but none of it at the same time. 4 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,417 [indistinct chatter] 5 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,119 [man] Oh, my God. 6 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,822 I think he had like six strings on that thing. 7 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:24,626 The last time I saw her, I was on mushrooms at your house. 8 00:00:24,659 --> 00:00:27,461 -[sobbing] It's not a big deal. -[man 2] No, no. Hey, hey, hey. 9 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,632 But I knew what you meant. It's-- it's so unnatural-- 10 00:00:30,665 --> 00:00:32,834 -I'm sorry, you have children? -Yeah. 11 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,570 That's like, ew. It just feels like-- 12 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,572 like biological narcissism.. 13 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,172 Like you have to have like, 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,543 like a fetish with your ego 15 00:00:41,576 --> 00:00:43,645 to wanna have to like duplicate it. 16 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:49,551 [indistinct chatter] 17 00:00:49,584 --> 00:00:51,251 So, he's like driving all the way 18 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,287 from Naperville to fucking Kankakee? 19 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,590 Yeah. It's-- it's-- it's a ride. 20 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,291 I mean, it's not really powerviolence anymore. 21 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:58,793 It's kind of more of like a synthcore sort of-- 22 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,795 I wouldn't-- Because they have a synth player? 23 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,597 Well, yeah. I mean, they added a synth player. 24 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,231 It's not powerviolence. 25 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,533 We couldn't stop at a restaurant without-- 26 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:07,234 We all had to wear the same shirt 27 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,303 and we would literally get up and sing a hymn 28 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:10,538 in a Cracker Barrel. 29 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:11,839 What was I saying? 30 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:14,241 Oh, just, you know, how you hate kids. 31 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,577 -Mm. -Yeah. 32 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,714 Yeah. I need another beer. You want one? 33 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,682 Uh, yeah. 34 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,311 ["Don't You Think I'm Funny Anymore?" by Dougie Poole] 35 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:56,316 ♪ 36 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:17,905 ♪ Don't you think I'm funny anymore? ♪ 37 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:26,446 ♪ I haven't seen you smile for a while ♪ 38 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:33,320 ♪ What do you see now that you didn't before? ♪ 39 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:38,325 ♪ 40 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,505 [man] Yeah, you know. 41 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,607 And I just had it and I was like taking pieces off 42 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,542 of it and I was like, "I'm gonna befriend the swan." 43 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,577 And it became like a whole thing. 44 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,780 I'm like, "I'm gonna-- We're gonna be friends." 45 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:03,450 And so, I would spend an hour just like, handing it pieces 46 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,318 and stuff, and I was trying to pet it. 47 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,854 And I'd get closer and closer 48 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:08,321 and then I started making friends 49 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,322 with people in the park because-- 50 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,390 Here. 51 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,324 [man 2] Thank you. 52 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,492 [Liz] Mm-hmm. 53 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:18,700 [chuckling] Like, ew, right? It's like-- 54 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,300 [woman exhaling] 55 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,970 It's so hot. Geez. Really? 56 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:24,672 I'm like so sweaty. 57 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:27,775 I would so fucking rail some fucking [indistinct] 58 00:03:27,809 --> 00:03:30,611 -[man 2] You doing okay? - Yeah. I'm so good. 59 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,714 I feel so good. We're having so much fun, right? 60 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,816 Do you have a lighter? 61 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:36,450 [man 2] Yeah, I do. 62 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,785 Um, but I'm actually gonna probably head home. 63 00:03:37,819 --> 00:03:38,953 Do you wanna walk with me? 64 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,688 Oh, so lame. 65 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:41,889 [man 2] Oh, exactly. 66 00:03:41,923 --> 00:03:43,524 I feel like you're acting like 67 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,626 you're in your late 20s and it's so lame. 68 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,494 Oh, it's so funny 'cause I am. 69 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,863 So, it'd be great-- 70 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,598 [Liz] I don't wanna be in my late 20s. 71 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,667 I know, but we can't really control time. 72 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,334 Give me your lighter. 73 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,369 Okay, but then you're gonna walk me home, okay? 74 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,672 -[Liz] Yeah. -Okay, great. 75 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,707 Gimme. Thank you. 76 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,475 I got you. I'm gonna study. 77 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,444 [man 2] Ready? There you go. You wanna take a beer? 78 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,047 -Two beers. -Two beers. 79 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,281 We'll take two beers and we gotta leave immediately. 80 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,650 I love you so much. 81 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:10,752 I love you. 82 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:11,819 [smooches] 83 00:04:11,853 --> 00:04:12,954 We can be European. 84 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:14,589 [smooches] 85 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:15,923 So French. 86 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:17,825 [Liz] So French. Should I kiss them too? 87 00:04:17,859 --> 00:04:19,459 [man 2] No, I think they're-- they're in their own world. 88 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,795 -[woman 2] That's for them. -Okay. 89 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,663 [man 2] Yeah, I think they're good. 90 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,965 [Liz] Where's my purse? 91 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,033 [man 2] Um, I'll find it. 92 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,372 You're home. 93 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:35,342 Okay. You got your keys? 94 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,812 -You have them. -Nope. 95 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,080 They're in here. 96 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,015 [man 2] No, I don't-- There-- there's-- these are so tight. 97 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,349 [Liz] What do you mean? 98 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,585 Do you want me to-- Do-- You got it? 99 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:46,988 -[Liz] Yeah. -[man 2] Okay. 100 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:48,022 Oh. Oh. 101 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,859 [Liz] There we go. 102 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,032 [man 2] Oh, this will be fun later. 103 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:02,937 [Liz] I got 'em. 104 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,472 [man 2] Okay. Okay. Get some sleep. 105 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,574 [Liz] Okay. 106 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,075 Good. Drink some water, okay? 107 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,844 'Cause tomorrow's gonna hurt. 108 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,979 [Liz] Yeah. Tomorrow will definitely already hurts. 109 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:14,582 Okay. I love you. Bye. 110 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,100 [Liz] Ow. 111 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,906 -[birds chirping] -[Liz sighing] 112 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,509 [gulping] 113 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,021 [lighter flicking] 114 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,670 [woman] But who did that? One of y'all did that. 115 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,772 [indistinct] 116 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,474 [water running] 117 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:22,717 [phone ringing] 118 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,851 Hello. 119 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,520 [Kathryn] Elizabeth? 120 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,556 [Liz] Uh, yeah. Yeah. It's Liz. 121 00:06:30,191 --> 00:06:32,526 [Kathryn] Hi. Hi, it's Kathryn. 122 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,061 [Liz] Kathryn who? 123 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,632 [Kathryn] Kathryn Snow. 124 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,467 [Liz] Uh, sorry. I think you have the wrong number. 125 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:44,872 [Kathryn] Ezra's my stepdad. 126 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,674 [water stopping] 127 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:50,912 Um, I-- I'm sorry to be calling you, but... 128 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,683 I-- I just thought you should know that... 129 00:06:57,952 --> 00:07:00,621 our-- our dad has cancer. 130 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,792 Um, he's dying. 131 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:09,096 He's in hospice at his home in Provo. 132 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,767 And look, I know you haven't spoken to him in years, 133 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,002 but he really wanted me to call you. 134 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,471 Hello? Are you still there? 135 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,608 Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. 136 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,679 [Kathryn] I moved to Wilmette with my husband. 137 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,113 Uh, are you still in Chicago? 138 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,216 Uh, yeah. 139 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,254 [Kathryn] I'm-- I-- I've got a lot to do today, 140 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,222 but I-- I wanted-- 141 00:07:35,256 --> 00:07:39,093 My mom sent me a package for you that Ezra wanted you to have, 142 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,595 so is it okay if I drop it off today? 143 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,496 -[pee running] -Yeah. Like at my apartment? 144 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:45,166 [Kathryn] Yeah. 145 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:48,002 Okay. Sure. 146 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,205 [Kathryn] Uh, what neighborhood are you in? 147 00:07:52,273 --> 00:07:53,808 Humboldt Park. 148 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,677 [Kathryn] Ho-- hold on. Hey, hey. 149 00:07:56,711 --> 00:07:58,946 You know, feet don't go on tables. 150 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,783 Feet? Sorry about that. W-- which neighborhood? 151 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:03,951 Humboldt Park. 152 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,222 [Kathryn] Okay. Uh, I can be there in about an hour. 153 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,757 Can you text me your address? 154 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,891 Yeah. Sure. 155 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,227 [Kathryn] Great. See you soon. 156 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,495 -Wait, what pa-- -[phone beeps] 157 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:26,807 -[woman] Yes. -[woman 2] Okay. 158 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,109 [woman] Thanks, baby. 159 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:29,643 [woman 2] What do you want for dinner? 160 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,846 Ooh, how about your famous spaghetti? 161 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,582 Oh, spaghetti for my little noodle? 162 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,118 -[woman] Yeah. -So cute. 163 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,220 You make the best spaghetti. 164 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,856 [laughing] 165 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,826 Oh, hey. What's the matter? 166 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,529 Apparently, my dad is dying. 167 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:56,170 [woman] Oh, Liz, I'm so sorry. Uh, I didn't-- 168 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,172 I didn't even know you had a dad. 169 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,244 Well, I do. Can you move? 170 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:04,712 Did you know? 171 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,313 I don't know anything about her. 172 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:10,985 Oh. Who even has dad anymore? It's so embarrassing. 173 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,076 [Kathryn] Elizabeth? 174 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,612 Hi. Yeah. 175 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,647 Hi. 176 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,317 Um, this is your package. 177 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,019 I can just leave it here. 178 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:47,888 Okay. 179 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,925 Are you feeling okay? 180 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:52,860 Oh. 181 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:57,331 No, I'm just extremely hungover. 182 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:04,171 Driving to Provo tomorrow to see our dad. 183 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,777 Yeah, you told me. 184 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,679 [Kathryn] I think you should see him too. 185 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,081 Before he goes. 186 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:21,956 I don't have a relationship with him anymore. 187 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,924 I haven't spoken to him in years. 188 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,760 [Kathryn] It's not exactly his fault you didn't stay in touch. 189 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:31,398 [chuckles] Stay in touch. 190 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,300 I'm sorry. Why is that funny? 191 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,804 Your dad is dying. 192 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,839 He's literally in hospice as we speak. 193 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,676 And I'm afraid I'm not gonna get there in time. 194 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,945 [Liz] Yeah. I don't know what bullshit 195 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,047 he's been feeding you your entire life, 196 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,649 but, um, 197 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,453 I-- He's not my problem. 198 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,954 He's not my problem. 199 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,756 He's being taken care of by my family. 200 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,792 Just thought you might wanna say goodbye 201 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,195 and to apologize. 202 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:05,032 [Liz] Apologize? Are you fucking kidding me? [laughs] 203 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,001 Our father turned his life around 204 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,869 once your mom left him. 205 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,739 He became a bishop of our ward 206 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,108 and is a loving grandfather to my kids. 207 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,947 I am sorry to hear about your mom passing. 208 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,982 That must be very hard for you. 209 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,250 I'm fine. 210 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:24,752 [Kathryn] You're clearly acting out. 211 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,420 No, no, no, no, no. I'm all good. 212 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,860 [Kathryn] You have a home and a community 213 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,728 at the church if you ever choose to come back. 214 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,798 Okay. 215 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,502 Awesome. Well, listen, when I get back to Wilmette, 216 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,369 I'd love to take you to Relief Society. 217 00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,305 I feel like that might make you feel better. 218 00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:47,408 Mm-hmm. That's gonna get me back on track. 219 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,444 Great. Well, um, 220 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,047 super nice to meet you. 221 00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:57,084 We pray for you. 222 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,422 Oh, thank you. 223 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:04,825 Fucking brainwashed fucking bitch. 224 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:13,767 ♪ I'm like a bird, I only fly away ♪ 225 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,470 ♪ I don't know where my home is ♪ 226 00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:19,306 ♪ I don't know where my soul is ♪ 227 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,308 ♪ Baby, all I need for you to know is ♪ 228 00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:23,444 ♪ I'm like a bird-- ♪ 229 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,313 -[both laughing] -♪ I'll only fly away ♪ 230 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:27,915 [laughing] 231 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,149 ♪ Away ♪ 232 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:33,020 Oh, what's that? 233 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,522 I don't know what. A package. 234 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:37,024 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you got packages. 235 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,325 Everybody gets packages. 236 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,427 Is that your dad in there? 237 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,097 Jesus Christ. 238 00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:49,770 -He's not dead. He's dying. -Oh. 239 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:04,519 [eerie music] 240 00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:47,294 ♪ 241 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:13,153 [Geoffrey groaning with pleasure] 242 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:17,358 [Geoffrey] Oh, fuck! 243 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:20,027 Oh. Oh-- oh, I'm gonna cum. 244 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,395 -Okay. -[Geoffrey] I'm gonna cum. 245 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,896 -I'm-- I'm cumming. -All right, do it. 246 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,265 [Geoffrey] I'm cumming. [groaning] 247 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,236 Nice. 248 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,176 Do you have a tissue or something? 249 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,549 Ow! 250 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,917 -You wanna get it on the sheet? -Motherfucker! 251 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,354 [Geoffrey] Oh, my core. 252 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,227 -What's that? -It's nothing. 253 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,929 Who is that a portrait of? 254 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,399 [Liz] Joseph Smith. 255 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,401 Whoa! The Mormon guy? 256 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:01,669 Yeah. 257 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,438 Why do you have that? 258 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,975 It's just a family heirloom. 259 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:11,111 [scoffs] Are you Mormon or something? 260 00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,681 No, but my family is. 261 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,017 Oh, but you like come from them. 262 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,387 So, in your heart of hearts, you are a Mole person. 263 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,089 Dude, absolutely not. 264 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,727 Do you have your own planet? 265 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,662 Have you ever had a birthday party? 266 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,329 They're not fundamentalists. 267 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,666 They're like mainstream Mitt Romney Mormons 268 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,400 And I am not one of them. 269 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:36,236 [laughs] Okay. Do you still go to church? 270 00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,740 You just came all over my back. 271 00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,708 Does it seem like I go to a Mormon church? 272 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,476 Doesn't answer though. 273 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,445 Why do you have a picture of Joe Smith under your bed? 274 00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:46,046 It's from my dad, okay? 275 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,049 Why did your dad give you a picture of Joe? 276 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,518 Because he's dying, all right? 277 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:56,256 I'm-- I'm so fucking sorry. I didn't know. 278 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,092 I'm not, like, upset about it. 279 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,229 I-- I haven't talked to him in years, so. 280 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,066 Well, when my dad died, I was extremely sad 281 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,001 and you're not sad at all. 282 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,037 Congratulations that you had such a good dad 283 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,271 that you were sad when he died 284 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,106 because that is not my situation. 285 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,543 What did he do? 286 00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:20,615 He was a-- he was a really bad guy. 287 00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,752 [Geoffrey] Men suck. 288 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,095 Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? 289 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:42,169 Oh, my God. It's in Utah. Like, I'm not going. 290 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,439 It could be fun. Not fun. It could be cool. Like a-- 291 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,274 like a spiritual enema. 292 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,745 I am not interested in having a spiritual enema. 293 00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,312 Ooh, are you sure? 294 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,515 -Yeah. -It's nice. 295 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,048 -Ew. -Hm. 296 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,121 I'm happy that he is dying. 297 00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,526 Like I-- I'm relieved. 298 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,060 You wouldn't even belie-- 299 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,062 No, I'm not. I am not going. 300 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,798 And they want me to apologize to him. 301 00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:13,568 How about he apologizes to me and my dead mom? 302 00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,068 -How about that? -Hm. 303 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,470 Huh. Yeah. How about-- how about-- 304 00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:20,207 how about I throw this fucking portrait 305 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,676 into his dead face? 306 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,578 And maybe he will apologize then. 307 00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:25,680 Hey, maybe-- maybe not do all of that. 308 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,782 But it sounds like you two 309 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,851 could have some stuff that you could work out. 310 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,753 No throwing Joe. 311 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:34,154 Whatever. It's just another shitty thing happening to me. 312 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,225 [grunts] Maybe that-- that first part could be good. 313 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:42,530 Talk to him. Yeah. I love road trips. 314 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,198 You know, I went on one like every summer as a kid. 315 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,768 You know what? It-- This could be my-- 316 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:49,169 Our-- our road trip together. 317 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:53,675 So, you can watch me scream at my dying father? 318 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,577 [Geoffrey] Yeah. We can work out the details. 319 00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,612 We could like rent a car together. 320 00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:59,514 I already have a car. 321 00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:05,887 Wow. That's dope. So, okay. Settled. Settled. 322 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,190 We could do some like-- like some desert cowboy shit. 323 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,260 [blowing and clicking tongue] 324 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,128 That sounds really nerdy. 325 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,532 Exactly, right? Which is why we should do it. 326 00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:20,167 Come on. There's a snake in my boot. 327 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,838 Ah! [hums The Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme] 328 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,807 Blast some Shania Twain. Let's get it. 329 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,875 -Forget it. I don't wanna go. -Come on. Come on. 330 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,510 No, I don't wanna go. 331 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,613 Why not? You're like basically unemployed. 332 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:33,113 [Liz] I'm freelance. 333 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,617 Isn't that French for unemployed? 334 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:50,364 Okay. So, I should... 335 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,299 [Liz] Yeah. I'm sorry. I just like-- 336 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,602 I don't sleep well with someone in my bed. 337 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,403 [Geoffrey] My bad. Yeah. 338 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,373 [Liz] Can you lock the knob on your way out? 339 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,575 You forgot to last time. 340 00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,410 Yeah. It's in my skillset. 341 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,451 So, when are we leaving? 342 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,922 I don't know. Tuesday. 343 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:19,694 Night. 344 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,200 -[birds chirping] -[pensive music] 345 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,863 [phone vibrates] 346 00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:07,675 [Ken] By the late 1860s, 347 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,744 their numbers had already declined. 348 00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:11,411 But I don't know, like, 349 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,581 is 39 too old to be a helicopter pilot? 350 00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:16,551 Like, I would totally give tours of the city 351 00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:17,885 and the skyline and stuff, 352 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,922 but I'm like very concerned about UFOs. 353 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:22,557 Like, I'm extremely-- 354 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,257 Like, the more stuff that comes out 355 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,594 from the Pentagon, the more I'm like, 356 00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:29,296 these-- You know, you think you're alone in the skies, 357 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,932 but like, you know, technology like that, 358 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,834 they can tear through a helicopter so fast 359 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:35,570 and then like, I just don't-- I don't know. 360 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:37,505 It's like scary to me to-- 361 00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:39,941 It's just nice to be able to hang out, you know? 362 00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:42,409 I'm like really excited just to be here 363 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,778 and to be outta my apartment 364 00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:46,547 'cause when my snake, Gary, died, like, 365 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,616 it changed the whole vibe of my place. 366 00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,518 Like, it is so depressing now. 367 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,554 Like, there's just, like, there's a-- a void. 368 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:58,626 Like a six-foot-long void where my snake used to be. 369 00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,293 And then, um-- 370 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,563 [Ken] Buffalo bull is, uh, sacrificed. 371 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:03,998 Its head is impaled. 372 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,768 Ken Burns is a-- a really great guy, you know? 373 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:10,437 Yeah. Yeah. This is a good episode. 374 00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:14,509 You, uh, you going on a trip? You got a backpack. 375 00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:18,345 Yep. 376 00:21:19,714 --> 00:21:22,482 With, uh, like a boyfriend? 377 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:27,054 Uh, something like that. 378 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,759 I knew it. All the cool gals, 379 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,394 they're just getting snatched up so fast. 380 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,830 And like, by the time 381 00:21:35,863 --> 00:21:37,632 I even think to make a move, like, the whole-- 382 00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:41,102 [Geoffrey] Yo! Liz! Yo, check your phone! 383 00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:43,104 -Who is that? -[Geoffrey] Come on. Tuesday. 384 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,706 Is that like a cop? Because I've got-- 385 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,009 I don't know if I have a record. I didn't even, like, check it. 386 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:50,778 -No, no. It's him. -Who's, uh, who's him? 387 00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:54,816 I gotta go. It was really nice chatting. 388 00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:57,518 Yeah. Is, uh-- Him is not like a-- a cop 389 00:21:57,552 --> 00:21:58,920 or anything like that? 390 00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:01,522 [Liz] No, no, no. Yeah, I'll go. 391 00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:03,124 Because I know I can check it on the website. 392 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,026 I just haven't done that yet. 393 00:22:11,899 --> 00:22:14,502 Uh, I can let you out downstairs. 394 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:16,704 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. 395 00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:20,407 [chuckles] My bad. I know I can't stay here. 396 00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:22,677 Okay. 397 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:24,679 Howdy. 398 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,615 -Hello? -Oh, hi. 399 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,818 Oh, is this your boyfriend? 400 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:33,321 No, no, no, no, no. Not my boyfriend. 401 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,990 Geoffrey. Nice to meet you. 402 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,792 Nice to meet you too. 403 00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:40,862 This is my drug dealer. He just offered to smoke me out. 404 00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:43,564 [chuckles] For sure. Is he coming with us? 405 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:44,966 Fuck no. 406 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,767 Oh. Where's your car? 407 00:22:46,801 --> 00:22:51,005 Uh, right down Kimball. Um, thank you for the weed. 408 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,405 Yeah, no problem. 409 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,841 I'll see you around. 410 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,610 Well, may your journey take you on the path 411 00:22:55,643 --> 00:22:57,410 you were meant to walk on. 412 00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:01,182 Huh. Bet. You too. 413 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,785 Yeah. Gonna go this way. 414 00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:06,587 Um, my scooter's out that way. 415 00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:13,127 Sick. Okay, let me hook up this Bluetooth. 416 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,798 Get this playlist going. Ah. And then Google Maps. 417 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:20,101 Oh, I-- I know how to get there. 418 00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:24,005 [melancholic guitar instrumental] 419 00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:28,142 ♪ 420 00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:56,971 Oh, can you not? 421 00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,539 Seriously? 422 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,541 I just can't deal with it this early. 423 00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:02,076 I can roll the windows down and like-- 424 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,545 [Geoffrey] Uh, maybe-- maybe later? 425 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:06,881 Thank you. 426 00:24:10,151 --> 00:24:12,820 [Liz] God, Illinois sucks. 427 00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:14,789 Are you kidding? This is beautiful. 428 00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:18,025 -Central. Like, ew. It's-- -[Geoffrey] Oh! 429 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:20,861 There's just like Kankakee and Schaumburg 430 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,698 and it all just is flat and boring and it sucks. 431 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:26,100 Come on. That is some fresh ass air. 432 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,703 Oh, shit. We should get gas. 433 00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,671 Hey, don't even sweat it. 434 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,508 I got this one. 435 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:46,921 So, do you have any siblings? 436 00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:48,656 I hate small talk. 437 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:52,593 Heard. No small talk here. 438 00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:57,098 Okay. I-- [chuckles] I'm a Libra. 439 00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,266 My favorite color is orange 440 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,669 and apparently, I have a stepsister. 441 00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:03,838 Apparently? 442 00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:06,774 [Liz] I just met her for the first time on Saturday. 443 00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:08,909 She seems like a cunt, honestly. Like-- 444 00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:12,546 Yeah. I mean, my sister could be a bit of a bitch too. 445 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:16,784 [grunts] Like, fuck her. She's so righteous and like-- 446 00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:18,586 She gonna be at the funeral? 447 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:21,722 Yeah. I think the whole family is gonna be there. 448 00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:24,558 [Geoffrey] He's at a hospital? 449 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:28,029 Nope. It's like hospice. 450 00:25:28,062 --> 00:25:30,831 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 451 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:34,769 No, no, no, no. Dude! Do not light that here. 452 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:36,103 You're gonna light the place on fire. 453 00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:37,605 That's a myth. 454 00:25:37,638 --> 00:25:41,042 -Just don't. Please. -Fine. 455 00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:43,210 [Geoffrey] Hey, wh-- where are you going? 456 00:25:43,244 --> 00:25:45,312 -[Liz] On a walk. -[Geoffrey] Can I come? 457 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,214 Sure. 458 00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:48,616 Nice. 459 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,619 Can I smoke here? 460 00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:53,854 Let's go-- Yeah. 461 00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:59,193 So Black people and the church, how do they feel? 462 00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,795 Could I even walk in the church? 463 00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:02,329 I mean, you could walk in the church, 464 00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:04,598 but you'd definitely stick out. 465 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,834 And Black men couldn't have the priesthood 466 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,636 until like the late '70s 467 00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:10,704 when the prophet just changed his mind. 468 00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:11,939 Careful. 469 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:17,812 Wait, wait. So Black people were evil until, 470 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,980 you know, Uncle Joe is like, 471 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:23,751 "I was on some shit. Black people are chill as fuck." 472 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,086 And that's the end of it. 473 00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,689 [Liz] Yeah. I-- I left when I was really young 474 00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,124 and I never went to the temple or anything, 475 00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:31,192 so I don't know that much about it. 476 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,061 [Geoffrey] The Mormon church should pay reparations 477 00:26:34,095 --> 00:26:35,663 -to Black people. -[Liz] What? 478 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:37,998 [Geoffrey] The Black Mormons. 479 00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:40,835 I mean, they're excluded for what? 480 00:26:40,868 --> 00:26:43,204 Like just until 50 or 60 years ago. 481 00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:48,375 [Liz] I mean, women still can't have the priesthood. 482 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,678 And it's like the men are the only people 483 00:26:50,711 --> 00:26:52,213 who have any kind of power in the church. 484 00:26:52,246 --> 00:26:54,248 [Geoffrey] I mean, that doesn't sound right either, 485 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,850 but I don't know. 486 00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:59,186 [Liz] It's embarrassing, okay? 487 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:00,721 I know it's weird, but-- 488 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:05,025 [Geoffrey] But it's still, you know, your heritage, 489 00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,894 your culture. 490 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:08,429 [Liz] Dude, what the f-- 491 00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:11,298 Stop fucking grilling me. I'm not one of them, okay? 492 00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:19,907 [Geoffrey] When was the last time you spoke to your dad? 493 00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:22,376 [Liz] When I was like 14. 494 00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:25,079 Damn. 495 00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:31,785 My mom got full custody after DCFS came 496 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,221 and a lot of shit went down. 497 00:27:35,923 --> 00:27:37,458 Okay. Okay. Gotcha. 498 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:41,962 [pensive music] 499 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:48,302 ♪ 500 00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:03,918 [dog barking] 501 00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:14,728 [Geoffrey] Looks like about five hours. 502 00:28:14,762 --> 00:28:17,464 [Liz] Fuck! My head is killing me. 503 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,733 [Geoffrey] Yeah? 504 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,068 [Liz] Yeah. I'm gonna get out for a second 505 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,770 and just like stretch my legs, okay? 506 00:28:30,044 --> 00:28:33,447 [Geoffrey] Hey, look at that. America. 507 00:28:36,283 --> 00:28:37,451 Woo! 508 00:28:38,419 --> 00:28:40,354 Ah, smell that air! 509 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,856 Hey, I'm gonna look up a hotel. 510 00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,159 Yeah, look in York. 511 00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:48,896 [Geoffrey] Got it. 512 00:29:08,949 --> 00:29:11,752 All right. This one looks the least sketchy. 513 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,156 Two bed... 514 00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:23,130 Hey, this is one of the best trips 515 00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,331 I've taken in a while. 516 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:29,270 Are we gonna bone all over that nasty motel room? 517 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:35,309 Hm. Got a little bit of lice, side of ringworm. 518 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,845 -Hm. -You know, I was kind of hungry. 519 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,114 [Liz chuckles] 520 00:29:40,147 --> 00:29:41,882 We should role play 521 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,885 that you are a trucker on meth 522 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:48,188 and I am a hooker that you pick up 523 00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:50,824 and we stay in the motel room 524 00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:54,161 and get geeked out of our minds and fuck all night. 525 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:56,997 Wait, wait, wait. So, did we just meet at the-- 526 00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,465 the 7-Eleven trucks? 527 00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:00,301 No, the big truck stop. The biggest one. 528 00:30:00,334 --> 00:30:04,338 Ah! You know, not really my kinda fantasy. 529 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:07,041 I haven't really-- Are you into meth? 530 00:30:07,074 --> 00:30:09,544 Are you gonna fuck me or not? 531 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:13,447 Maybe if we take off the-- the top sheet. 532 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,382 They don't really wash those. 533 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:18,118 -Are you gonna? -Hey. 534 00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,088 You know, you're a little intense. 535 00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:22,890 Hm! I know. 536 00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:25,826 [man speaking on the radio] 537 00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:32,166 [tooth brush buzzing] 538 00:30:32,199 --> 00:30:34,636 This is our first time sleeping together. 539 00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:36,070 What? 540 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,241 This is the first time we're sleeping together. 541 00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:44,044 [water running] 542 00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:45,145 Dope. 543 00:30:51,318 --> 00:30:53,454 [announcer] Next, we see a group who are known 544 00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:56,256 for their great harmonies, The Statler Brothers, 545 00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:59,960 looking so young as they perform the very first hit-- 546 00:30:59,993 --> 00:31:01,862 ["Flowers On The Wall" by The Statler Brothers] 547 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:44,071 Hey, Liz. 548 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,172 Yeah. 549 00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:47,408 Can I sleep in your bed? 550 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:51,445 I'm too tired to have sex right now. 551 00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:52,980 Me too. 552 00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:55,349 Okay. 553 00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:57,484 Okay, what? 554 00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,522 Okay, you-- you can sleep in my bed. 555 00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:43,531 [Geoffrey snoring] 556 00:32:56,243 --> 00:33:01,448 [item rattling] 557 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:13,160 [item scraping] 558 00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:27,107 [Liz snorting] 559 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,476 [Joan] We have one that gives you a general information. 560 00:33:29,511 --> 00:33:32,446 [Liz] Can-- Any like-- like Oregon Trail stuff? 561 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,816 [Joan] Uh, that would be over by Ogallala. 562 00:33:34,849 --> 00:33:36,818 And then this is Laramie? 563 00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:39,621 -Yep. You wanted Laramie? -Yeah. 564 00:33:39,654 --> 00:33:41,288 [Joan] Oh, the archway-- 565 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:43,323 Oh, yeah. 566 00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:46,561 [Joan] That goes over I-80. It's really kind of fun. 567 00:33:46,594 --> 00:33:49,229 I think this is probably about the same, but. 568 00:33:49,263 --> 00:33:50,832 Fun. Cool. 569 00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:53,166 [Joan] And yeah, you have to-- That's right by I-80. 570 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,703 They have a speed thing that the police use. 571 00:33:56,738 --> 00:33:59,239 [Liz] Looks like it depends. No, that's in like Utah. 572 00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:00,842 [Joan] Yeah. Chimney Rock is kinda-- 573 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,110 You have to go outta your way to get to it and see. 574 00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:04,444 Awesome. 575 00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:06,146 And then Laramie is-- 576 00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:10,217 Fort Cody is more or less like a tourist-- 577 00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:13,855 [Liz] The great American road trip. 578 00:34:13,888 --> 00:34:15,857 -Yeah. -Wow. Cool. 579 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:17,391 Now, if you ever-- 580 00:34:17,424 --> 00:34:18,826 If you wanted to get off the road-- 581 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:21,261 I-80 a little bit like I said, it's called, 582 00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:22,730 um, Carhenge and-- 583 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:25,332 -Hey. Hey, wake up. -What? 584 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,835 I found a bunch of Oregon Trail shit in the lobby. 585 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:30,538 -Yeah? -Yeah. 586 00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:32,172 Oh, that's cool. 587 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,642 And some like Mormon pioneer stuff. 588 00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:37,411 Oh yeah. True. Let's look. 589 00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:44,318 Oh, right. Right. This-- this-- 590 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:46,186 Um, Joan in the lobby said that, 591 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:48,255 um, Fort Laramie was like this really important like, 592 00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:49,891 trading post or something. 593 00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:52,392 Um, and it looks fucking sick, right? 594 00:34:53,561 --> 00:34:55,128 -That is kinda cool. -Yeah. 595 00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:56,263 That cabin. 596 00:34:56,296 --> 00:34:57,699 We should go. 597 00:34:57,732 --> 00:34:59,399 -Yeah? -Yeah. 598 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,335 -To Laramie? -Yeah. 599 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:03,538 I mean, isn't that a little bit out the way? 600 00:35:03,571 --> 00:35:04,906 It's fine. 601 00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:06,641 You were gonna-- 602 00:35:06,674 --> 00:35:09,142 Wait, you were gonna say all that stuff to your dad. 603 00:35:09,176 --> 00:35:12,547 Let's do a detour first. It'll only take like a day. 604 00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:18,352 Okay. Yeah, sure. Fuck, yeah. Why not? Why not? 605 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:19,787 -Cool. Fun. -Yeah. 606 00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:21,154 We'll have fun. It'll be awesome. 607 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,624 Yeah. Come on. Cowboy shit. 608 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,324 Yeah. Cowboy shit! 609 00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:25,492 Ah! 610 00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:32,634 [groans] Cowboy shit. Parkour! 611 00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:35,603 [Western acoustic instrumental] 612 00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:37,505 [Liz] I wanna like look at, like, 613 00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:40,407 old, like, prisons and stuff and like the gallows. 614 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,743 [Geoffrey] Yeah? 615 00:35:41,776 --> 00:35:44,311 [Liz] Oh, God. I don't like babies. 616 00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:45,780 [Geoffrey] Oh. 617 00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:48,181 [Liz] Why do people bring to children places? 618 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,584 I'm gonna break it. 619 00:35:49,617 --> 00:35:50,785 No, you're not. 620 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,889 It withstood all these years. 621 00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:57,558 That kid's gonna get dysentery or scurvy. 622 00:35:57,592 --> 00:35:59,560 Yeah. Fucking fall off the wagon. 623 00:35:59,594 --> 00:36:01,829 -Ooh. -What is it? 624 00:36:01,863 --> 00:36:03,965 Like, is this for like kids? 625 00:36:03,998 --> 00:36:05,867 This is a baby park. 626 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,735 -This is for babies? -[laughs] 627 00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:09,302 [Geoffrey] This real life one is good. [laughs] 628 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:12,406 Dysentery die. [laughs] 629 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:13,908 You didn't bring a spare wheel. 630 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:16,209 -[both] Die! -[both laugh] 631 00:36:16,243 --> 00:36:19,714 [Liz] Take me, Lord Jesus Joseph Christ Smith. 632 00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:21,683 -Joseph Smith. -Joseph. 633 00:36:21,716 --> 00:36:22,850 This is the final operation. 634 00:36:22,884 --> 00:36:24,852 Gordon B. Hinckley love it. 635 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,454 Let us into Mormon heaven. 636 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:30,223 [Liz] Can you feel the immigrant? The-- 637 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:32,760 All the white people being like, "I own the West." 638 00:36:32,794 --> 00:36:36,296 Can you feel that energy? Can you feel the power? 639 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,331 [Geoffrey] I'm being filled with privilege. 640 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,601 [Liz] You have to be really skinny to be a horse girl. 641 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:43,571 [Geoffrey] That is a stereotype that I will not stand for. 642 00:36:43,604 --> 00:36:44,639 [Liz] A cow. 643 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,442 [Geoffrey] Here, you try this on. Let's see. 644 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,646 Do I look cheesy? 645 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,717 [whistles] Oh! No, no, no. You-- 646 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,752 Oh. So, you're like, "Too, too." 647 00:36:57,785 --> 00:36:59,419 [laughs] This is a-- this is a kink. 648 00:36:59,453 --> 00:37:00,822 [both laughing] 649 00:37:00,855 --> 00:37:04,491 ♪ 650 00:37:34,555 --> 00:37:38,693 [Geoffrey] Okay. This-- this is why I get out here. 651 00:37:39,761 --> 00:37:41,596 [indistinct] 652 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:52,907 Hey! 653 00:37:54,976 --> 00:37:56,577 Hey, yo! 654 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:58,345 Will you marry me? 655 00:37:59,881 --> 00:38:02,784 [Liz] Dude, stop trying to fuck the cows! 656 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:05,820 Cows are awesome. 657 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:07,588 [both laughing] 658 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:08,723 [Liz] Ew! 659 00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:14,361 [pensive music] 660 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:21,035 ♪ 661 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:23,604 [Geoffrey] What? 662 00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:25,338 [Liz] Oh, my God! Just-- 663 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,607 [both laughing] 664 00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:29,376 [Geoffrey] Get out of here! Shit! 665 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:31,946 Okay. I'll keep my distance. 666 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:36,951 ♪ 667 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:06,080 ♪ 668 00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:07,915 [Liz] Do we go in? 669 00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:09,550 [Geoffrey] Yeah. Come on. 670 00:39:09,584 --> 00:39:11,819 [Liz] I saw, like, signs for rattlesnakes. 671 00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:13,654 Oh, hey, don't worry. 672 00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:15,590 I saw 'em all the time when I was camping with my dad. 673 00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:17,058 So, here's what you do. 674 00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:20,595 You hear it, you stare it down, 675 00:39:20,628 --> 00:39:25,498 you just back away and it leaves you the fuck alone. 676 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,568 [Liz] Uh... [laughs] I don't know. 677 00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:29,837 Come on. Hey. 678 00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:37,111 ♪ 679 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:49,557 [Liz] Ah [laughs] 680 00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:50,892 Oh, my God. 681 00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:54,128 It looks like a huge dick. [laughs] 682 00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:55,930 [Geoffrey] You know, I read in 683 00:39:55,963 --> 00:39:59,767 a early pioneer memoir that the thing 684 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,702 that really just pushed them to go out west 685 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,004 was Dick Mountain. 686 00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:04,705 [Liz] Dick Mountain. 687 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,010 I bet there's so many ghosts out here. 688 00:40:10,678 --> 00:40:11,812 [Geoffrey] Yes. 689 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,951 [Liz] Do you think if we fucked right here, 690 00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:20,688 those pioneer ghosts would possess me 691 00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:24,926 and kill you or haunt you for the rest of your life? 692 00:40:25,726 --> 00:40:29,830 Uh, that's likely possible. You know it's possible. 693 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,167 Wanna fuck? 694 00:40:34,235 --> 00:40:35,636 Here? 695 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:36,771 Mm-hmm. 696 00:40:36,804 --> 00:40:38,506 Like around the snakes? 697 00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,174 Yeah. Why not? 698 00:40:40,207 --> 00:40:41,809 How about the backseat? 699 00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:43,945 No. Come on. Let's do it. 700 00:40:43,978 --> 00:40:45,746 -Yeah? -Yeah. 701 00:40:47,214 --> 00:40:48,649 Whoa. 702 00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:51,552 Shit! What-- what is that? What's that? 703 00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:53,486 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What? -What the fuck is that? 704 00:40:53,521 --> 00:40:54,755 -What the fuck is that? -It's a snake! 705 00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:55,990 -Oh, my God! -It's a snake! 706 00:40:56,023 --> 00:40:58,491 [Geoffrey] It's a snake in my boot. 707 00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:06,267 Fuck! My shoes have come untied. Got it. 708 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:12,073 [both panting] 709 00:41:12,106 --> 00:41:14,709 -[thud] -[Liz laughs] 710 00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:16,777 [Geoffrey] Yeah, okay, okay. 711 00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:18,779 [indistinct] 712 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,614 [Liz] Uh, wait, no. Um, let me go on top. 713 00:41:20,648 --> 00:41:22,616 -Let me go on top. -[Geoffrey] Yeah. Yeah. 714 00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:24,585 [Liz] Um, stand over here. 715 00:41:24,618 --> 00:41:25,853 [Geoffrey] What? 716 00:41:25,886 --> 00:41:31,659 [Liz] Yeah. Stand like-- like right here. 717 00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:34,762 [birds chirping] 718 00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,199 [Geoffrey] Okay. Okay. 719 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:43,637 [Liz] Right there. Right there. And look... 720 00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:47,174 [laughs] ...look off into the distance. 721 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:51,512 This way. The big dick. Look at it. 722 00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:54,015 -[Geoffrey] Look at that. -[Liz laughs] 723 00:41:54,048 --> 00:41:55,649 Look at that. 724 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:57,151 [Liz] Turn around. Turn around. 725 00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,686 [Liz laughs] 726 00:42:00,654 --> 00:42:02,056 Look-- Just look off. 727 00:42:05,893 --> 00:42:07,128 Perfect. 728 00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:10,531 Beautiful. 729 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:18,572 ♪ 730 00:42:23,878 --> 00:42:25,246 You want some? 731 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,882 One puff. 732 00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:35,122 It's not a joint, it's menthol. 733 00:42:35,156 --> 00:42:36,991 -[laughs] -I don't know the difference. 734 00:42:37,024 --> 00:42:38,325 [Liz laughs] 735 00:42:41,195 --> 00:42:43,731 So, you have car sex often? 736 00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:49,036 Um, I have before. Yeah. 737 00:42:50,104 --> 00:42:51,205 Yeah. 738 00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:55,943 When did you first start having sex? 739 00:42:57,912 --> 00:42:59,346 With guys or girls? 740 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:02,016 Um, both. 741 00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:09,890 Um, with girls, 13. With guys, like 15 or 16. 742 00:43:11,992 --> 00:43:13,027 Cool. 743 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:16,330 What about you? 744 00:43:17,298 --> 00:43:18,766 Guys or girls? 745 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:20,968 Both. 746 00:43:22,403 --> 00:43:29,076 Uh, girls, 17. And guys, 21. 747 00:43:31,045 --> 00:43:33,814 ["No Wind" by Anna McClellan] 748 00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:40,287 I'm hungry. 749 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:42,756 Can we eat? 750 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,058 Oh, absolutely. 751 00:43:44,091 --> 00:43:45,793 [Liz] We just worked out so much. 752 00:43:45,826 --> 00:43:48,295 That was the most athletic I've been my entire life. 753 00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:50,731 ♪ I should have bought you flowers ♪ 754 00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:58,906 ♪ Let you in on all my power ♪ 755 00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:02,109 ♪ There's no wind in my hair ♪ 756 00:44:02,143 --> 00:44:05,679 ♪ When I don't move ♪ 757 00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:09,150 ♪ I don't feel the grass right there ♪ 758 00:44:09,183 --> 00:44:12,720 ♪ But I want to ♪ 759 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:17,057 ♪ There's no wind in my hair when I don't move ♪ 760 00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:20,161 ♪ And I know that the way that I look at you ♪ 761 00:44:20,194 --> 00:44:23,864 ♪ Can feel stale sometimes I don't mean it to ♪ 762 00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:27,968 ♪ And I don't know why I do the things ♪ 763 00:44:28,002 --> 00:44:30,804 ♪ The sun on the earth knows no bounds ♪ 764 00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:33,407 I'm thinking about what he looks like right now 765 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,975 all sick and shit in his bed. 766 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:37,178 [cicadas chirping] 767 00:44:37,211 --> 00:44:38,279 Oh? 768 00:44:39,747 --> 00:44:41,348 I can't wait to tell him how much 769 00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:44,385 he fucked up me and my mom in front of his new family. 770 00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:45,920 They should know. 771 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,989 When you said, "I'm gonna take his portrait 772 00:44:49,023 --> 00:44:51,158 "and throw it in his dying face." 773 00:44:52,226 --> 00:44:56,430 I said, "That is a badass." 774 00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:01,168 You're cool. And a little spooky. 775 00:45:01,202 --> 00:45:02,836 Well, I am gonna take the portrait 776 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:03,904 and throw on his dead face. 777 00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:06,106 Yeah, as a metaphor? 778 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,243 No, like, literally. 779 00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:12,780 Okay. 780 00:45:15,115 --> 00:45:17,218 I'm sorry I dragged you into my shit. 781 00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:22,790 You didn't. 782 00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:30,097 Smoker now. [laughs] 783 00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:31,365 You can have that back. 784 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:34,335 [laughing] You're a nerd. 785 00:45:34,368 --> 00:45:38,105 You're out here with a nerd. Oh, my God. What? 786 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:39,507 I know. I'm very aware. 787 00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:42,977 Oh, she likes nerds. 788 00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:46,213 No, not usually. 789 00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:49,083 -[cicadas chirping] -Shh. We're smoking. 790 00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:51,385 Shh? Who's that to? 791 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:54,556 This dude was making so much noise. 792 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:56,390 You're gonna wake the neighbors. 793 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:59,460 Oh, my God. What? Have you lost your mind? 794 00:45:59,493 --> 00:46:01,996 Yes. We've been in a car for so long. 795 00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:05,799 Oh, my God. [laughs] 796 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,201 -Dude. -Have you not? 797 00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:08,536 [laughing] The Honda does not sound good. 798 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:12,473 [both laughing] 799 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:15,109 -It really doesn't. -We're gonna die. [laughs] 800 00:46:15,142 --> 00:46:16,810 [both laughing] 801 00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,013 Oh, God. He's gonna be the only one who knows. 802 00:46:19,046 --> 00:46:20,948 What the fuck? Who is this person? 803 00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:37,164 -I need to pee. -Sure. 804 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,332 Can you pump it? 805 00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:39,300 Pump it? 806 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,135 -Yeah. -How? 807 00:46:41,168 --> 00:46:43,904 [Liz] Oh, my God. All right. 808 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:46,608 You open this, unscrew this, take this out. 809 00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:48,442 -Sure. Sure. -Pay for it. 810 00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:51,045 Do this one, the cheap one. It doesn't matter. 811 00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:53,314 -Done. -Hey, do you want anything? 812 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,516 Yeah. Get me a honey bun. 813 00:46:54,549 --> 00:46:55,482 [Liz] Oh. 814 00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:03,257 [console beeping] 815 00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:09,997 [gas guzzling] 816 00:47:27,582 --> 00:47:31,051 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 817 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,221 [Liz] They had 'em. 818 00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:36,457 What? 819 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:40,127 -Honey buns. -Oh, okay. 820 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,429 -Can I have some? It looks good. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 821 00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:44,465 Totally. Totally. 822 00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:47,334 Let's find our hotel for the night. 823 00:47:47,368 --> 00:47:48,502 [Liz] Okay. 824 00:47:48,536 --> 00:47:51,972 [eerie music] 825 00:47:58,946 --> 00:48:01,516 -[Liz] Oh, my God, try this. -I'm good. Thanks. 826 00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:03,917 Why? It's bison. It's so good. 827 00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:05,919 -It's sad. -Oh, come on. 828 00:48:05,953 --> 00:48:07,622 People have been eating bison for forever. 829 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:10,424 White people have made bison almost go extinct. 830 00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:11,959 They used to be everywhere, 831 00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:13,927 and we haven't seen one this whole trip. 832 00:48:13,961 --> 00:48:15,162 Okay. 833 00:48:16,964 --> 00:48:18,132 Where you going? 834 00:48:19,567 --> 00:48:23,303 [cicadas chirping] 835 00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:54,536 Oh, damn. Okay. Game on. 836 00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,512 All right, so what? Are we drinking these straight? 837 00:49:04,546 --> 00:49:06,614 You wanted to be a cowboy, right? 838 00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:08,215 Excuse you. I am a cowboy. 839 00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:09,717 Okay, cowboy. 840 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:18,091 [both sigh] 841 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:19,493 I was gonna say, you know, 842 00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:21,462 let's make a toast, but sure, why not? 843 00:49:21,495 --> 00:49:23,197 Oh, okay. Let's do another. 844 00:49:23,731 --> 00:49:26,400 Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 845 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:29,036 All right. What are we cheersing to? 846 00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:33,006 Uh, to the West. To the mighty buffalo. To-- 847 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,510 -Mmm, to Joseph Smith. -To Joseph fucking Smith. 848 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:44,418 -[both groaning] -Okay. 849 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,254 -I'm good. But-- -Are you sure? 850 00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:50,157 Yeah, but you can really knock 'em back. 851 00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:52,594 -Okay. -You have no idea. 852 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,232 Hoo! 853 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,104 [indistinct shouting] 854 00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:35,335 [water running] 855 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,143 Hi. Oh, hi. 856 00:50:51,853 --> 00:50:54,121 I'm really glad you came here with me. 857 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,792 I am too. 858 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:59,493 Hmm. 859 00:51:02,764 --> 00:51:04,464 Do you wanna date? 860 00:51:06,466 --> 00:51:09,236 Like, actually date. 861 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:12,205 Like, you know, like, when we get back to Chicago? 862 00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:16,778 -Geoffrey. [chuckles] -What? 863 00:51:20,815 --> 00:51:24,217 I'm not in a place to, like, start a relationship right now. 864 00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,321 Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah. 865 00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:28,790 You have a lot on your plate. I got you. 866 00:51:29,691 --> 00:51:32,292 Yeah. Like, I don't even have space in my brain... 867 00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:35,797 for that. Like, I would not be a good girlfriend. 868 00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:37,497 I'm not asking you to be a good girlfriend. 869 00:51:37,532 --> 00:51:39,767 I'm just asking you to be you, you know. 870 00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:42,302 [laughs] You-- [laughing] 871 00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:44,672 You would not like me if I was myself. 872 00:51:44,706 --> 00:51:47,542 What? Yeah. I-- I would and I do. 873 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,276 Dude, like, really? 874 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:51,211 Like, you're doing this to me right now? 875 00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:53,347 You're putting all of this pressure-- Like, I'm really-- 876 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:55,315 I'm really going through it right now. 877 00:51:55,349 --> 00:51:57,217 My dad is dying, and you're-- 878 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,286 -dating would be any different than what we're doing right now. 879 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:01,556 You don't like me. 880 00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:03,558 You just like the idea of me, 881 00:52:03,591 --> 00:52:05,760 -and-- -Liz, I-- 882 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:08,763 -I like you. -No, you don't. [laughs] 883 00:52:09,764 --> 00:52:12,767 I've been texting you every day since we met. 884 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,737 And I thought on this trip that I-- 885 00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:18,906 I don't know, I felt like I really 886 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,743 could be with you for, like, a long time. 887 00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:24,444 Hmm? Are you-- 888 00:52:24,478 --> 00:52:27,314 are you bringing up marriage right now? 889 00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:30,450 Okay. No. No. Not-- not exactly, but I mean... 890 00:52:30,484 --> 00:52:33,688 it's a thing people do, but we don't have to do that. 891 00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:36,691 I mean, it's-- I-- it's-- I don't know. 892 00:52:36,724 --> 00:52:38,258 We're about to turn 30, 893 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:40,360 which is a little weird, you know. [laughs] 894 00:52:42,864 --> 00:52:44,966 You're just lonely. 895 00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,701 What? No! 896 00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:50,270 Well, not now. I mean, I-- I-- No-- no! 897 00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:52,205 I-- Liz, what I'm saying is why-- 898 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,408 why the fuck would I go out to Utah, 899 00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,644 fucking Utah, if I wasn't in love with you? 900 00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:06,821 [giggling] 901 00:53:11,759 --> 00:53:15,663 [giggling continues] 902 00:53:16,964 --> 00:53:19,767 So, all of that-- all of that shit 903 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,804 about closure and, um, wanting me to say goodbye 904 00:53:22,837 --> 00:53:27,374 was just so you could fulfill this like, weird fantasy of a-- 905 00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:31,612 of a fucking family road trip because you miss your dad. 906 00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:34,882 Wow. 907 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,520 Where are you going? 908 00:53:39,554 --> 00:53:41,488 [Liz] I'm going on a walk. 909 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,356 We're in the middle of fucking nowhere. 910 00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:45,425 You're gonna go on a walk at midnight? 911 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:46,994 Yeah. I need to get the fuck outta here. 912 00:53:48,863 --> 00:53:52,600 ["Midway" by Scott Tuma] 913 00:53:58,973 --> 00:54:02,844 ♪ 914 00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:17,959 [Liz] Cheers, motherfucker. 915 00:54:17,992 --> 00:54:24,599 ♪ 916 00:54:42,884 --> 00:54:49,056 ♪ 917 00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:05,773 Where have you been? 918 00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:10,611 -[Liz] None of your business. -Whatever. I'm going to sleep. 919 00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:14,015 [sighs] Can you turn the lights off? 920 00:55:14,048 --> 00:55:16,984 -Why? -[Geoffrey] I'm fucking tired. 921 00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:19,020 [laughs] We don't need to play house anymore. 922 00:55:19,053 --> 00:55:21,956 We don't have to go to sleep at the same time. 923 00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:24,025 Hm. 924 00:55:26,561 --> 00:55:28,062 [Geoffrey] What are you doing? 925 00:55:28,095 --> 00:55:29,964 I need to use the restroom. 926 00:55:29,997 --> 00:55:32,900 Do I need your permission to use the restroom now, husband? 927 00:55:32,934 --> 00:55:35,502 You're fucking impossible. 928 00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:39,941 ♪ 929 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:44,979 [soft sigh] 930 00:55:54,856 --> 00:56:00,460 [dramatic musical sting] 931 00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:10,571 ♪ 932 00:56:10,605 --> 00:56:15,509 [birds chirping] 933 00:56:26,921 --> 00:56:32,860 ♪ 934 00:56:43,604 --> 00:56:46,107 [soft grunt] 935 00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:54,849 -[metallic clattering] -What the fuck? 936 00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:58,152 -[Geoffrey] Get up. -No, I need to sleep more. 937 00:56:58,185 --> 00:57:00,955 It's 10 o'clock. We gotta check out. 938 00:57:24,045 --> 00:57:26,147 -Can you drive? -No. 939 00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:28,616 I told you I don't have a license. 940 00:57:28,649 --> 00:57:30,885 So? You're not gonna get pulled over. 941 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:33,955 Dude, look at me. I'm 100% gonna get pulled over. 942 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,723 [groans] 943 00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:44,632 Oh, are you still drunk? 944 00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:47,935 Yeah. 945 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:50,638 Jesus. Are you okay to drive? 946 00:57:52,673 --> 00:57:55,276 Yep. This ain't my first rodeo. 947 00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:59,213 [sharp exhale] [coughs] 948 00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:06,120 -We're gonna need some food. -What? 949 00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:08,589 You gonna need some food for that alcohol. 950 00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:10,224 Oh my God. 951 00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:32,847 [birds chirping] 952 00:58:40,721 --> 00:58:44,992 [pills rattling] 953 00:58:51,332 --> 00:58:52,833 What's that? 954 00:58:54,301 --> 00:58:57,838 -My meds. -Your prescription? 955 00:58:57,872 --> 00:58:59,673 Yeah, they're my meds. 956 00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:16,557 -Can you pay for the next motel? -What? 957 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:23,330 I paid for gas this entire time. It's expensive. 958 00:59:23,364 --> 00:59:25,599 Can you pay for the next motel? 959 00:59:27,368 --> 00:59:30,871 Okay. I can put it on one of my credit cards, I think. 960 00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:34,909 Okay. You ready? 961 00:59:34,942 --> 00:59:38,145 Uh, can you get me a Gatorade from inside? 962 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,984 Drink water. 963 00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,786 Ew. 964 00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:56,330 ♪ 965 00:59:57,364 --> 01:00:00,000 Can you check and see if I have any service? 966 01:00:03,070 --> 01:00:04,338 Nope. 967 01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:07,041 Fuck! 968 01:00:10,878 --> 01:00:14,849 ♪ 969 01:00:14,882 --> 01:00:16,784 [Geoffrey] Have you thought about 970 01:00:16,817 --> 01:00:19,019 what you're gonna say to him? 971 01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,922 Yes. Constantly. 972 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:23,924 [Geoffrey] What did he do to you? 973 01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:33,234 Why do you wanna hurt him so bad? 974 01:00:36,837 --> 01:00:38,339 'Cause he deserves it. 975 01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:40,774 Okay. So what did he do? 976 01:00:40,808 --> 01:00:43,277 How did he hurt you? Was it like-- 977 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,146 was it physical? Or, uh... 978 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:55,389 -Stop looking at me like that. -[Geoffrey] Like what? 979 01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:59,927 Like, I'm a dog at the pound about to be euthanized. 980 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,695 I just-- I feel bad. Okay? 981 01:01:01,729 --> 01:01:04,398 I mean, I tried to hurt him too. One time, 982 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,101 I lit his sleeve on fire when-- 983 01:01:07,134 --> 01:01:08,802 when he was sleeping, and when he woke up, 984 01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:10,237 he didn't even try to get me in trouble. 985 01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:11,872 He couldn't even tell my mom 986 01:01:11,906 --> 01:01:13,908 because he knew that what he did was worse. 987 01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:17,978 I mean, stop it. Like, stop feeling bad. Stop it. 988 01:01:19,146 --> 01:01:25,986 ♪ 989 01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:30,824 -What's wrong? -I need to puke. 990 01:01:31,025 --> 01:01:34,962 What-- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Do we have a plastic bag? 991 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:36,697 No, no. Not in the car. Not in the car. 992 01:01:42,970 --> 01:01:46,407 ♪ 993 01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:56,250 [coughing] 994 01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:03,757 Can we leave yet? 995 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:08,028 [Liz] Not yet. I'm still really car-sick. 996 01:02:08,062 --> 01:02:10,431 It's not car-sick if you're just hung over. 997 01:02:10,464 --> 01:02:15,436 Oh my God. Fuck, there's service. 998 01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:20,307 [Kathryn] Hi, Elizabeth. 999 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,042 Please give me a call back. 1000 01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:24,011 Dad isn't doing well, 1001 01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:26,046 and I think his time is coming soon. 1002 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,349 -Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! -What is it? 1003 01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,084 I don't know. She's not answering. 1004 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:37,891 [phone ringing] 1005 01:02:37,925 --> 01:02:39,561 -Hi, Kathryn? -[Kathryn] Elizabeth? 1006 01:02:39,594 --> 01:02:42,396 Yeah. What-- what's going on? How's he doing? 1007 01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:46,367 [Kathryn] He passed this afternoon. 1008 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,403 [Liz sobbing] 1009 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,338 [Kathryn] Elizabeth, are you there? 1010 01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:54,241 -Yeah, I'm here. -[Kathryn] I'm sorry. 1011 01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,010 I have to go take care of things. 1012 01:02:57,512 --> 01:03:01,115 -[sobbing] Wait, Kathryn? -[Kathryn] Yeah? 1013 01:03:01,148 --> 01:03:06,954 Um, I'm kind of in the middle of nowhere right now, and, um, 1014 01:03:06,987 --> 01:03:09,990 I'm on my way to Provo and I'm-- Do you have like-- 1015 01:03:10,024 --> 01:03:12,293 Can I stay in one of grandma's rooms? 1016 01:03:12,326 --> 01:03:16,297 Like, just for a night or two? Hello? 1017 01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:18,932 I have really bad reception. Can you hear me? 1018 01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,271 -Hello? -[Kathryn] Our cousins 1019 01:03:24,305 --> 01:03:26,340 from Idaho are staying in all the guest rooms. 1020 01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:28,876 There's no extra beds. 1021 01:03:28,909 --> 01:03:31,546 Um, there's-- there's gonna be a service for him 1022 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:33,247 after sacrament meeting on Sunday. 1023 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,883 But you don't-- you don't have to come. 1024 01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:40,220 [sobbing] Okay. I'm really sorry, Kathryn. 1025 01:03:42,590 --> 01:03:45,225 [Kathryn] Bye, Elizabeth. Just you take care of yourself. 1026 01:03:45,259 --> 01:03:48,195 [sobbing] 1027 01:03:56,036 --> 01:04:00,274 [sobbing continues] 1028 01:04:12,086 --> 01:04:18,158 [somber music] 1029 01:04:23,931 --> 01:04:25,966 Yeah. 1030 01:04:28,703 --> 01:04:30,304 We should go. 1031 01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:35,309 It's gonna be dark soon. We should go. 1032 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:38,312 Okay. Okay. Back to Chicago? 1033 01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:40,314 No, to Provo. 1034 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:45,587 [slow slide guitar music] 1035 01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:07,341 ♪ 1036 01:05:12,346 --> 01:05:14,348 Who are you talking to? 1037 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,951 I can't afford a motel tonight. 1038 01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:21,188 Should we go back to Chicago? 1039 01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:27,060 No, we can stay at my cousin's on my mom's side. 1040 01:05:27,094 --> 01:05:28,962 They're Mormon, but... 1041 01:05:28,996 --> 01:05:32,032 not, like, as intense as my dad's family. 1042 01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,468 We'll probably have to sleep in different beds. 1043 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:37,438 -Oh, why? -'Cause we're not married. 1044 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,309 Oh, okay. So, you're close with them? 1045 01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:46,514 No. But... said we could stay there 1046 01:05:46,548 --> 01:05:48,482 and it's only a couple of hours away, so... 1047 01:05:48,516 --> 01:05:50,451 Oh, that's nice of them. 1048 01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:53,020 [sighs] Mormons are nice. 1049 01:05:55,322 --> 01:05:59,126 ♪ 1050 01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:10,605 ♪ 1051 01:06:15,309 --> 01:06:19,112 [music fades] 1052 01:06:19,146 --> 01:06:22,049 [knocking] 1053 01:06:22,082 --> 01:06:25,118 -[Jordan] Liz! -[Liz] Hi. Hey. 1054 01:06:25,152 --> 01:06:27,221 [Jordan] Oh, my gosh. 1055 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:29,490 I haven't seen you since you were tiny. 1056 01:06:29,524 --> 01:06:31,526 [Liz] Yeah, it's been a long time. 1057 01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:35,362 -[Jordan] Hi! -[Lindsay] Come on in! Welcome. 1058 01:06:35,395 --> 01:06:37,397 [distant laughter] 1059 01:06:37,431 --> 01:06:39,801 -This is my wife, Lindsay. -Hi. 1060 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,503 [Liz] Hi. This is Geoffrey, my... friend. 1061 01:06:42,537 --> 01:06:44,572 -It's so nice to meet you. -[Jordan] Nice to meet you. 1062 01:06:44,606 --> 01:06:46,440 -[Geoffrey] Wow. Hi. -[Jordan] Hi. 1063 01:06:46,473 --> 01:06:49,076 -This is Matilda. -Hi. 1064 01:06:49,611 --> 01:06:51,746 -[Liz] She talks. -Yeah, she does. 1065 01:06:51,779 --> 01:06:54,047 [laughs] 1066 01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,415 Oh, my gosh, look at all your stuff. 1067 01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:57,284 Let's, um, put it in the living room 1068 01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:59,687 and, um, get washed up for dinner. It's almost ready. 1069 01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:02,356 And... so glad you guys are here. [laughs] 1070 01:07:02,790 --> 01:07:04,592 -Make yourselves comfortable. -Okay. 1071 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,761 -It's gonna be fun! -[laughs] 1072 01:07:06,794 --> 01:07:08,630 Do you wanna see my scooter? 1073 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:11,265 Uh... 1074 01:07:11,298 --> 01:07:13,635 [Matilda] It's right outside. 1075 01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:17,437 [whispers] I don't wanna see her scooter. 1076 01:07:17,471 --> 01:07:19,439 Dude, it's probably a sick scooter. 1077 01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:20,708 [softly] No... 1078 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:26,380 [Geoffrey] I can see you two at like, Burning Man. 1079 01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:27,649 -Oh, stop! -What's that? 1080 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,684 -Lindsay! -What? 1081 01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:31,118 You know what Burning Man is. 1082 01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:33,320 No, I don't. 1083 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:35,322 -Geoffrey? -[Geoffrey] Uh... 1084 01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:36,658 -What? -He'll tell you. 1085 01:07:36,691 --> 01:07:38,292 [Geoffrey] I can't really explain it. 1086 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:39,627 -It sounds violent. -I, like, know they have, 1087 01:07:39,661 --> 01:07:41,563 like a-- like a bartering system, so like-- 1088 01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:43,565 [Liz] It's where people are naked and do a bunch of drugs. 1089 01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:45,132 [Geoffrey] That too. 1090 01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:46,601 You know about Burning Man? 1091 01:07:46,634 --> 01:07:48,803 Well, I mean, I-- I saw a video on the internet. 1092 01:07:48,836 --> 01:07:51,371 [laughs] I don't know. I get out a little bit. 1093 01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:57,779 Mm. Wow. This is great. 1094 01:07:57,812 --> 01:07:59,246 That's sweet of you to say. 1095 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:00,582 It's your mom's recipe. 1096 01:08:00,615 --> 01:08:02,482 I'm trying it for the first time. 1097 01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:04,217 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 1098 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,721 Wow. No, this is very close to the way she makes it. 1099 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:09,691 -[Lindsay chuckles] -Would you guys like a beer? 1100 01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:12,259 -Oh. -Whoa. Cool. 1101 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:14,094 -You drink beer? -Yeah. 1102 01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:16,764 -Do you? -[all laughing] 1103 01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:18,833 Yeah. Like a lot. 1104 01:08:20,635 --> 01:08:22,870 -You want a beer, Geoffrey? -[Geoffrey] Yeah, for sure. 1105 01:08:25,607 --> 01:08:27,207 I'll have one too, please. 1106 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,309 Jordan, do you ever see your mom? 1107 01:08:29,343 --> 01:08:31,411 [Jordan] Not as much as we'd like. 1108 01:08:31,445 --> 01:08:33,180 She's up in Ogden now. 1109 01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,282 [Lindsay] I bet she would love to see you, and you too. 1110 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,753 -That's nice. -Isn't she still super Mormon? 1111 01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:40,588 [Jordan] Um, she's pretty active in the church, 1112 01:08:40,622 --> 01:08:42,422 but that doesn't mean she wouldn't want to meet you. 1113 01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,559 Maybe we could have her down while you're here? 1114 01:08:45,793 --> 01:08:49,631 She doesn't care that you guys, like, drink beer and-- 1115 01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:52,734 Oh, she doesn't love it, 1116 01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:55,803 but we just don't do it in front of her. 1117 01:08:55,837 --> 01:08:57,538 [laughs] 1118 01:08:57,572 --> 01:08:59,172 It's a little awkward when they pray, 1119 01:08:59,206 --> 01:09:00,808 but we're used to it. 1120 01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:03,911 Matilda loves her, 1121 01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:06,681 so we wanna keep that relationship 1122 01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:08,482 even though we're living in sin. 1123 01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:11,418 [laughs] 1124 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:12,687 That's hard. 1125 01:09:15,489 --> 01:09:16,891 What part? 1126 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,826 [Geoffrey] How you pretend you're like, 1127 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:20,895 someone else for your family. 1128 01:09:24,699 --> 01:09:27,669 I didn't know that, like, really hardcore Mormons 1129 01:09:27,702 --> 01:09:29,570 could even talk to their family 1130 01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:30,905 who aren't active in the church. 1131 01:09:30,938 --> 01:09:32,774 Like, I thought there was some kind of-- 1132 01:09:32,807 --> 01:09:35,677 I think my mom is a lot less hardcore than your dad was. 1133 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:39,580 Well, my dad's side is scary. 1134 01:09:40,615 --> 01:09:42,349 Hm. 1135 01:09:44,284 --> 01:09:47,689 You know, I-- I'm so sorry about your dad. 1136 01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:49,456 Thanks. 1137 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,693 I hadn't really talked to him in a while, but... 1138 01:09:55,630 --> 01:09:57,565 Have you heard anything about a funeral? 1139 01:09:57,598 --> 01:10:01,501 Mm-hmm. It's this Sunday after sacrament meeting. 1140 01:10:04,772 --> 01:10:08,375 Well, you're welcome here for as long as you need. 1141 01:10:08,408 --> 01:10:10,243 And Geoffrey too. 1142 01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:14,448 Oh, it's okay. I-- Geoffrey's gonna want to 1143 01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,383 get back to Chicago as soon as possible. 1144 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,519 What? Says who? No. No. 1145 01:10:18,553 --> 01:10:21,421 It's fun to try new things. Provo's dope. 1146 01:10:21,989 --> 01:10:24,257 You hear that, honey? Provo's dope. 1147 01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:27,427 That should go on a sign: "Provo is Dope." 1148 01:10:27,461 --> 01:10:29,262 "Provo, it's Dope." 1149 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,231 [all laughing] 1150 01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:33,901 How did you two meet? 1151 01:10:33,935 --> 01:10:35,703 -Oh, uh, Tinder. -Mutual friend. 1152 01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:40,875 Hm. Sounds like a good match. 1153 01:10:41,576 --> 01:10:43,644 [laughs] 1154 01:10:43,678 --> 01:10:45,580 Uh, do you have a bathroom? 1155 01:10:45,613 --> 01:10:47,815 I do. Yeah. Up the stairs to the right. 1156 01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:01,394 [Geoffrey] Uh, do you have any hot sauce? 1157 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:04,532 [muffled chatter] 1158 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:09,570 [Kathryn] Hi, Elizabeth. Please give me a callback. 1159 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:12,405 Dad isn't doing well and I think his time is coming. 1160 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,909 You should go out tomorrow. You should see all the sights. 1161 01:11:14,942 --> 01:11:16,376 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1162 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:18,411 Yeah. There's great hiking. 1163 01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:21,682 There's really cool architecture to see at BYU. 1164 01:11:21,716 --> 01:11:24,552 -What's BYU? -Uh, Brigham Young University. 1165 01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:26,486 It's where a lot of Mormons go to college. 1166 01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:29,023 -Jordan and I went there. -That's where we met. 1167 01:11:29,056 --> 01:11:31,391 -Yeah. -[Matilda] Mommy, Daddy? 1168 01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:34,327 I had a scary dream. 1169 01:11:34,361 --> 01:11:37,397 [Lindsay] Oh, honey, did we wake you up? 1170 01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:39,700 -You had a scary dream? -[Jordan] You had a nightmare? 1171 01:11:39,734 --> 01:11:41,068 -[Lindsay] Yeah? -Yeah. 1172 01:11:41,102 --> 01:11:43,037 [Jordan] Okay. 1173 01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:44,972 Can I stay up with you? 1174 01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:47,675 No, sweet pea. We need to put you to bed. 1175 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,409 It's so late. 1176 01:11:49,442 --> 01:11:51,946 Come on, I'll take you up to your bed. 1177 01:11:51,979 --> 01:11:54,515 [softly] Okay. 1178 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,853 Night, baby. Night. 1179 01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:02,590 She keeps having these nightmares. 1180 01:12:02,623 --> 01:12:03,991 We don't know what to do about it. 1181 01:12:14,702 --> 01:12:16,103 [Kathryn] Please give me a callback. 1182 01:12:16,971 --> 01:12:20,407 Dad isn't doing well and I think his time is coming-- 1183 01:12:25,112 --> 01:12:27,515 [Jordan whispering] Did you just feel a little left out? 1184 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:31,484 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1185 01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:47,101 You know what I like to do when I have a scary dream? 1186 01:12:47,134 --> 01:12:50,470 I try to just say a little thank you 1187 01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:52,740 for all the things that I love in my life. 1188 01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:55,977 Do you know what I love most? 1189 01:12:57,144 --> 01:12:58,880 I love you the most. 1190 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:03,818 Okay. Get ready for bed. 1191 01:13:03,851 --> 01:13:06,654 [Lindsay] Are you two thinking about having kids someday? 1192 01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:09,724 -Oh. Uh-- -No, I had my tubes tied. 1193 01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:12,126 Wait, what? 1194 01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:14,461 Yeah, when I was 23. 1195 01:13:20,467 --> 01:13:22,803 Hey! Hey, is she okay? 1196 01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:24,872 Yeah. I think she just felt a little left out. 1197 01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:27,808 -Aw. [laughs] -You guys want another beer? 1198 01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:29,777 -Sure. -I'm pretty tired. 1199 01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,579 I think I'm good. 1200 01:13:31,612 --> 01:13:33,514 [Lindsay] Yeah. Oh gosh. Of course. 1201 01:13:33,547 --> 01:13:35,482 You've had such a long day. I'll make the couch up for you. 1202 01:13:37,885 --> 01:13:40,554 -Thank you so much. -Mm-hmm. 1203 01:13:43,624 --> 01:13:45,760 Wanna see what my dad gave me? 1204 01:13:45,793 --> 01:13:48,495 -Money, I hope. -Hm. I wish. 1205 01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:50,064 Look. 1206 01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:53,901 -[laughs] Oh... -Are you kidding? 1207 01:13:53,935 --> 01:13:56,771 Mm-hmm. My stepsister dropped it off. 1208 01:13:56,804 --> 01:13:58,072 Gosh. 1209 01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,573 She said he wanted me to have it. 1210 01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:01,742 -Sounds like a slap in the face. -Yeah. 1211 01:14:02,877 --> 01:14:05,780 This exact same portrait used to be in my bishop's office. 1212 01:14:08,149 --> 01:14:11,185 Oh. LDS art is so strange. It's so American. 1213 01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:13,087 Yeah. It's so weird. [laughs] 1214 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,588 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 1215 01:14:16,757 --> 01:14:22,096 Okay. Um, uh, well, I hope you're comfortable. 1216 01:14:22,129 --> 01:14:23,597 Yes, thank you. 1217 01:14:23,631 --> 01:14:25,633 Jordan and I get up pretty early, 1218 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,234 but we'll try to be quiet. 1219 01:14:27,268 --> 01:14:29,704 And if you need anything, we're upstairs, okay? 1220 01:14:29,737 --> 01:14:31,806 All right. 1221 01:14:31,839 --> 01:14:34,208 -Okay. Good night. Thank you. -Have a good night. 1222 01:14:47,688 --> 01:14:49,724 They seem really happy. 1223 01:14:49,757 --> 01:14:51,125 They do. 1224 01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:53,861 I can't tell if it's real or not though. 1225 01:14:53,894 --> 01:14:55,930 Yeah, me neither. 1226 01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:58,099 -I don't think it is. -Who knows? 1227 01:15:01,302 --> 01:15:03,804 I think my cousin is gay. 1228 01:15:03,838 --> 01:15:07,241 Yo. I didn't wanna say anything, 1229 01:15:07,274 --> 01:15:09,844 but I dated a lot of guys like him. 1230 01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:11,779 Yeah, me too. [laughs] 1231 01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,581 Yo, boy. 1232 01:15:13,614 --> 01:15:15,883 Bet there are a lot of closets in Utah. 1233 01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,923 How are you feeling about the funeral? 1234 01:15:24,825 --> 01:15:27,561 -I think I wanna go. -Hmm. 1235 01:15:30,731 --> 01:15:33,734 What was your dad's funeral like? 1236 01:15:35,036 --> 01:15:38,272 Well, I mean generally I think funerals are pretty bad vibes, 1237 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,809 but it was a nice service. 1238 01:15:43,644 --> 01:15:45,179 It was a closed casket 1239 01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:47,882 because he got into a pretty fucked car accident. 1240 01:15:47,915 --> 01:15:51,652 Oh, fuck! That's terrible. 1241 01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:53,187 Yeah. 1242 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,022 I miss him. 1243 01:15:58,059 --> 01:16:00,227 Why'd you come with me? 1244 01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:03,798 I think I was looking for an excuse 1245 01:16:03,831 --> 01:16:05,900 to spend more time with you. 1246 01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,571 Me too, I think. 1247 01:16:12,406 --> 01:16:17,011 Do you wanna sleep on the same couch? [laughs] 1248 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:33,794 We just won't tell them. 1249 01:16:42,236 --> 01:16:44,805 I can't believe how normal they are. 1250 01:16:44,839 --> 01:16:46,907 Shh! They'll hear you. [laughs] 1251 01:16:46,941 --> 01:16:49,110 I'm just so bad. [laughs] 1252 01:16:49,143 --> 01:16:52,379 It's just like different and weird, and... 1253 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:54,181 By different do you mean boring? 1254 01:16:54,215 --> 01:16:55,916 Yeah. Yeah. 1255 01:16:55,950 --> 01:17:00,287 But, like, maybe-- maybe boring's okay. 1256 01:17:01,822 --> 01:17:03,190 Yeah. Maybe. 1257 01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:05,259 But yeah, they're boring as fuck. 1258 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:07,695 [laughs] 1259 01:17:07,728 --> 01:17:09,964 I'm glad you're not boring, Liz. 1260 01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:11,232 Hm. 1261 01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:18,305 [groans] Okay. I'm sleepy. 1262 01:17:20,307 --> 01:17:22,076 Okay. Good night, Geoffrey. 1263 01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:24,345 Good night, Liz. 1264 01:17:31,085 --> 01:17:34,054 It's only two bites. I'll take a bite of banana 1265 01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:35,856 if you take a bite of cereal. 1266 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:38,459 I ate-- I ate the cereal. 1267 01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:41,695 [Lindsay] Did you eat your cereal? Yeah? Good. 1268 01:17:41,729 --> 01:17:44,798 -Mm-hmm. Okay. -Is Geoff and Liz married? 1269 01:17:44,832 --> 01:17:47,134 [Lindsay] [shushing] Matilda, they're sleeping. 1270 01:17:47,168 --> 01:17:50,304 -Are they? -No, sweetie. They're not. 1271 01:17:51,939 --> 01:17:55,442 Then why are they sleeping together like you and Mommy? 1272 01:17:56,877 --> 01:17:59,046 -Did you finish your cereal yet? -Yes. 1273 01:17:59,079 --> 01:18:01,782 Okay. Are you ready to go to school? 1274 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:04,018 -Mm-hmm. -[Lindsay] Okay. 1275 01:18:04,051 --> 01:18:06,987 Okay. Bye. Wait, bye. Come here. 1276 01:18:07,021 --> 01:18:09,156 Hey, where are you going? Come here. 1277 01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:12,326 Come here. Come here. [smooching, laughing] 1278 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:14,061 -Okay. Okay. -Goodbye. 1279 01:18:14,094 --> 01:18:16,463 Bye. Bye. Have a great day. 1280 01:18:16,497 --> 01:18:19,166 Goodbye. Love you. Have a good one. 1281 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,903 I'll see you later. Okay. Bye. I'll see you later. 1282 01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:24,271 -Bye. -Bye. Yeah. Text me. 1283 01:18:29,410 --> 01:18:32,913 -Were we too loud? -No. No, you're good. 1284 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:36,183 Good morning. You want some coffee? 1285 01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:38,185 Yeah. 1286 01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:40,054 Am I gonna go to hell for it? 1287 01:18:44,959 --> 01:18:49,964 -Do you have any plans today? -No. [laughs] No. 1288 01:18:49,997 --> 01:18:54,068 There's a really good hike not too far from here. 1289 01:18:55,102 --> 01:18:57,171 A hike? Mmm... 1290 01:18:57,204 --> 01:19:00,908 Okay. It's not so insane. Matilda's done it in flip-flops. 1291 01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:04,878 All right. Sounds kinda fun actually. 1292 01:19:09,216 --> 01:19:11,218 You're really pretty. 1293 01:19:13,821 --> 01:19:15,322 Thank you. 1294 01:19:15,356 --> 01:19:18,425 [chuckles] So are you. 1295 01:19:19,527 --> 01:19:21,929 You look just like your mom. 1296 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:28,936 [heavy rock playing on the radio] 1297 01:19:35,510 --> 01:19:38,479 [birds chirping] 1298 01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:46,420 ["Ghosts in the Walls" by Tommy Allen] 1299 01:19:56,897 --> 01:20:03,837 ♪ 1300 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:17,451 ♪ I don't care if morning come ♪ 1301 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:21,556 ♪ I don't want to give you up ♪ 1302 01:20:21,589 --> 01:20:26,927 ♪ The nighttime stretch is on and on ♪ 1303 01:20:29,631 --> 01:20:33,535 ♪ If it's not me you're dreaming of ♪ 1304 01:20:33,568 --> 01:20:37,971 ♪ I won't push and I won't shove ♪ 1305 01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:42,510 ♪ I'll chase the shadows chasing after you ♪ 1306 01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:49,483 ♪ Clouds won't speak when the beauty is bleak ♪ 1307 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:52,486 ♪ Sounds of lonely feet ♪ 1308 01:20:53,921 --> 01:20:57,191 ♪ Ghosts in the walls just weep ♪ 1309 01:20:57,224 --> 01:21:01,495 ♪ Come on, it's now just be still ♪ 1310 01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:03,997 Flip flops? What the fuck! 1311 01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:06,133 ♪ That's what you're supposed to do ♪ 1312 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:11,105 ♪ Give up the fight Forever sleepless night ♪ 1313 01:21:13,941 --> 01:21:17,177 ♪ What I want to do is lie with you ♪ 1314 01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:21,448 ♪ Hold onto something new ♪ 1315 01:21:21,482 --> 01:21:26,954 ♪ Oh, in love with you ♪ 1316 01:21:29,957 --> 01:21:33,427 ♪ Clouds won't speak when the beauty is bleak ♪ 1317 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:36,664 ♪ Sounds of lonely feet ♪ 1318 01:21:36,698 --> 01:21:42,970 ♪ Ghosts in the walls just scream, scream, scream ♪ 1319 01:21:43,003 --> 01:21:46,373 [panting] Holy shit! 1320 01:21:49,677 --> 01:21:52,479 [panting] 1321 01:21:57,552 --> 01:22:02,322 ♪ 1322 01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:11,398 [panting] 1323 01:22:15,035 --> 01:22:17,504 [gasping breath] oh, my god. 1324 01:22:33,487 --> 01:22:36,190 Oh, shit! I tore the letter. Fuck. 1325 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:49,470 [organ music] 1326 01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,244 What are they holding? 1327 01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:59,446 Casseroles. 1328 01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:03,585 What is a casserole? 1329 01:23:03,618 --> 01:23:05,620 [laughs] 1330 01:23:09,524 --> 01:23:12,192 Lindsay's a lot smaller than me. 1331 01:23:12,226 --> 01:23:14,261 [laughs] It's, like, really uncomfortable. 1332 01:23:14,294 --> 01:23:17,164 You look perfect. You look wholesome. 1333 01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:27,341 [exhales] 1334 01:23:27,374 --> 01:23:29,409 Hmm? 1335 01:23:34,782 --> 01:23:36,684 [laughs] 1336 01:23:36,718 --> 01:23:39,319 Should I still throw it at the casket? 1337 01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:44,258 -Sure. -[exhales] Okay. 1338 01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:46,761 Hey. Hey. We don't have to go if you don't want to. 1339 01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:48,663 -I wanna go. -Yeah? 1340 01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:59,439 I'll be right here if you need me, okay? 1341 01:23:59,473 --> 01:24:05,078 ♪ 1342 01:24:23,397 --> 01:24:31,338 ♪ 1343 01:24:58,465 --> 01:25:01,703 [music fades] 1344 01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:22,422 ["Cowboy Shit" by Wilk] 1345 01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:42,710 ♪ 1346 01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:07,568 ♪ 1347 01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:31,693 ♪ 1348 01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:11,599 ♪ 96190