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少爺，準備好了
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-辛苦了，少爺
-少爺，擦個汗吧
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師爺，少爺寫什麼啊？
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名字
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好厲害啊，原來少爺會寫自己的名字
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對啊
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好字
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走開
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好字
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龍飛鳳舞
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“蘇察哈爾燦”
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你唸反了，老爺
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“燦爾哈察蘇”
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好小子
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但是別驕傲，知道嗎？
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爹…
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我們蘇察哈爾家
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自太祖皇帝到現在
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都沒有幾個會寫字的
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現在可不同了
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我的兒子，你的孫子阿燦
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他會寫自己的名字
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爹，這可是非同少可
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今天會寫字
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他日必成大學士
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今天會寫名
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他日一定會生子
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-少爺，你真是要好好地學寫字
-囉嗦
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阿燦
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-我想得把它裱起來
-得裱起來
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師爺，把它掛在最顯眼的地方
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-我？
-這樣吧，師爺
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你揹著它，簪花掛紅
到街上遊行，威風一下
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走吧
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阿燦…來…
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坐…
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你這麼爭氣，我也很安慰
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你聽我說
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爹是有名的敗家子
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家裡的財產也敗得差不多了
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說難聽一些，日後我死了
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你就得靠自己了
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我向來都是靠自己的
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十萬兩一張，省一點花啊
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茂利，把我的西洋帽拿來
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阿燦，你去哪？
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今晚我做大壽
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你貴庚？
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25歲大壽，早點到
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喂，做大壽你也得先把頭髮梳整齊啊
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老是個乞丐的模樣
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乞丐會這麼有錢？我也想當
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那笨蛋真是的
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過來…
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老爺，什麼事？
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-那臭小子的壽帖也比別人的威風
-是啊
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改天老爺做大壽，要比他威風
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王爺
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你覺得廣東大戲如何？
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地方戲曲，當然不及京戲
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但也算是一種見識
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打賞
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打賞
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-打賞
-恭喜蘇翁
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-打賞
-恭喜蘇翁生辰快樂
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我家破人亡、貧病老弱
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人死房塌、妻離子散
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我全家死光了
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-施捨個救命錢吧
-怎麼搞的？死乞丐
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你這混蛋王八蛋，竟到這裡來討乞？
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我打…
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-打賞
-是，少爺
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-怎麼搞的？這樣也有打賞？
-拿了錢就走吧
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乞丐也是人
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只要有錢的都可以來這裡
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你這個月在這裡
吃飯、看戲、宵夜、過夜、嫖妓
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-我包了
-你包？
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不可以嗎？
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可以…
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-大爺
-請跟我來
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-你到我房裡吧
-慢走
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蘇翁
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喂
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鴇母，妳好嗎？
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你真壞，有名字你不叫，叫我鴇母
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大家坦白一點不好嗎？
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要坦白是嗎？
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你的帽子像披麻帶孝似的
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你老爸死了嗎？
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這樣說話大家才開心嘛
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趙先生這次幫本官掃平長毛賊
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皇上一定重重有賞
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那就有勞王爺在皇上面前
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多說幾句好話了
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大戲做完了，請用毛巾
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蘇翁來了！
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-蘇翁，恭喜發財
-打賞
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這邊…
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蘇翁，今天是你的好日子
你一定很高興吧？
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我們有幾位新來的姑娘，保證你滿意
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金魚還是木魚？
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少爺，什麼金魚、木魚？
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傻瓜，金魚只可以看
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木魚則可以碰嘛
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-那當然要木魚
-那當然要木魚
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妳們幾個木魚還不過來待候客人？
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蘇翁，今天你最大
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你想要怎樣的女人，你說就成
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隨便，女人都是一樣的
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沒什麼特別的
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蘇翁，怎麼了？
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我被人呸了一下
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什麼？誰膽敢呸你？讓我打她的嘴
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不是用嘴，是用眼睛
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誘惑中帶有煞氣，這種眼神我沒見過
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究竟是何方神聖？
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這位如霜姑娘只是來客串
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不知趙大人有沒有興趣跟她擺房呢？
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妳應該先問王爺才對
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王爺，怎麼樣？
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大家自己人，何必客氣呢？
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趙先生，請隨便
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那我就卻之不恭了
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擺房
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如霜，快點下來見趙大人
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姐姐，就是他，殺爹的人就是他
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我知道，鎮定點，走吧
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-失陪
-趙大人，如霜姑娘到
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小女子如霜
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拜見趙大人
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果然是美人
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趙大人，那今晚…
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銀票十萬兩
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如霜姑娘今晚要陪我家少爺
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沒空招呼你
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各位
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真不好意思
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沒什麼意見吧？
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讓我來…讓我說句公道話
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只要你們誰能付超過十萬兩銀票
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如霜姑娘就陪誰
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千萬不要傷和氣，對不對？
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這位朋友真捨得花錢
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銀票實在是太普通了
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我有一顆朝廷大內的定風珠
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是無價之寶
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我還是比較喜歡珍珠
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趙大人，我回房間等你
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喂…這顆珠值十萬兩嗎？
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姑娘，難道十萬兩妳還嫌少嗎？
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我也喜歡銀兩，只是不喜歡你
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夠坦白，我真的非常喜歡
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-蘇翁，她…
-沒關係
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一定是我今天的帽子和髮型不配
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-如霜姑娘看不上我，是我該死
-是啊
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你明白就好了
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你放心，我們還有很多很漂亮的姑娘
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鴇母，那今晚就全靠妳了
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不關我的事啊
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大膽！放肆！
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螳螂拳？蠻像模像樣的
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奏樂
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先放著
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鶴啄！虎爪！
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螳螂怎跟老虎鬥？何況我還有一隻鶴
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虎鶴雙形我也會
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那你試試看我的螳螂吧
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-厲害…
-厲害…
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我的螳螂拳再破你的虎鶴雙形
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原來不是虎鶴雙形
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是孔雀開屏
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難怪那麼差
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動作蠻快
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看來你比較像樣
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年輕人，不知天高地厚
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廣州將軍到！
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-走開…
-走開…
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哪個笨蛋敢欺負我的兒子，我就射誰
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-老爺
-老爺
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不用害怕，阿燦，誰欺負你？
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是我欺負別人
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被你欺負？
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他有多少家財？他夠不夠資格？
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-老爺，是他們
-老爺，是他們
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-誰？
-你看看就知道了
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鐵帽子王？
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送賀禮啊
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阿燦，人家送那麼厚的禮
就不要再欺負他了
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-來，拿去打賞給這裡的姑娘
-老爺…
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-謝謝…
-令牌上寫著
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“鐵帽子王，僧格林參”
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你竟膽敢搶王爺的令牌
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-把他抓起來
-等等…
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根據《大清律例》
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身為朝廷命官，不得嫖妓
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你現在身在怡紅院
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知法犯法，該當何罪？
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那麼你呢？
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-他在說我嗎？
-是
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對啊，我是來…
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-來逮捕…
-逮捕你！
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-他！
-逮捕他！
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我身為廣州將軍
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當然要來逮捕你這害群之馬了
205
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,487
-還有…
-還有嗎？
206
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,822
-還有
-說吧
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00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,367
今天是清太祖皇后葉赫那拉氏的忌辰
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身為京官罪加一等，可以問斬了
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00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,039
-斬他…
-斬他…
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00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,958
-斬王爺啊？
-是啊
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00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,210
-他可是王爺啊
-王爺也要斬？
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00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,712
根據《大清律例》
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00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,964
任何人不束辮子也要問斬
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00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,924
-是啊
-那你豈不是…
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00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:42,595
還想不想看？
216
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,138
再多也有，傻瓜
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00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,515
-不用多說了，抓他出去斬了
-斬他
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好了…玩完了…
219
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,312
蘇將軍，大家玩得那麼開心就算了吧
220
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,105
喂，我今晚還沒玩過
221
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王爺
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00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,692
沒想到會在這裡
被這些無賴打擾了你的雅興
223
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,027
小人安排不週
224
00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,445
這與你無關
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我們走
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00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,991
老爺…
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00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,535
這人不能惹，見好就收
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00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,662
-收吧
-不玩了
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00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,415
大事化小，小事化無
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-來，沒酒了？
-喝酒吧
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-喝吧…
-少爺
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沒事了…
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00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,213
-你的帽子
-來乾杯
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00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,172
再喝吧
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是高手啊
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00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,597
過來喝…
237
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,857
莫大叔，酒菜已經加了斷腸散
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好
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00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,905
趙無極暗算我們幫主
以及太平天國的幾名將領
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00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,698
還嫁禍給我們丐幫
241
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,243
弄得江湖上的兄弟
242
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,577
人人也瞧不起我們
243
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,955
說我們投靠了朝廷
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00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,749
這個仇今天可以報了
245
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,919
他們的先天罡氣很厲害
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00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,421
如果待會見他還沒上當，千萬別出手
247
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,924
因為我們幾個也不是他的對手
248
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,009
我會盡量誘他到床邊的
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00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,637
長老，有人來了
250
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,138
大家準備
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00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,190
如霜姑娘，我們又見面了
252
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,608
怎麼是你？
253
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,111
-趙大人呢？
-趙大人的那顆定風珠
254
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,779
被蘇翁一打就變成珍珠粉末
255
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,072
我泡水喝了
256
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,908
妳不要看蘇翁的頭髮像掃帚似的
257
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327
其實他很有情趣的
258
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,162
-但是…
-沒有但是
259
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,914
那十萬兩我已經拿了
260
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,666
我是不會還給他的
261
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,501
說到蘇翁的為人…
262
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,211
廢話少說，鴇母
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00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,212
妳先出去
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00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,338
是的…
265
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,549
-七姑娘…
-將就一下…
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00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,513
這個是誰？
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00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,098
我不知道
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00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,182
姑娘
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00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,310
首先有個好消息
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00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,978
我很喜歡妳
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00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,315
這對我來說是一個壞消息
272
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,483
我早知道妳會這樣說
273
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,903
閒話休提，我願意出100顆珍珠
274
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,072
希望如霜姑娘今晚能夠陪我把酒言歡
275
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,282
我不想跟你多說
276
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,283
請你出去
277
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,369
我果然沒選錯人
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00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,496
好，我先飲為敬
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00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,123
別喝
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00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,548
實在讓我太感意外了
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00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,593
-姑娘
-放手
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00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,721
妳竟然會武功？
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00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,599
不，我根本就不會武功
284
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,601
我求求你別再纏著我
285
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,977
我不會陪你的
286
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,730
如霜，從來沒有人這樣對我
287
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,316
我發現我已經愛上妳了
288
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,860
你說什麼？
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00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,447
我說，我已經愛上妳了
290
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,367
你沒有弄錯吧？
291
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,161
絕對沒有，我決定要娶妳
292
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,497
你有病啊？
293
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:58,749
不是吧？
294
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,337
原來有人藏在這裡
295
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,009
正好，我正想找個證人
296
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,219
-證人？
-對
297
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,805
我就對著妳的寶劍發誓
298
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,932
我是真心要娶如霜姑娘為妻
299
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,059
若有半句假話，天打雷劈
300
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,270
姐姐，我真替妳感到興奮
301
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,313
喂！
302
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,566
你以為當我丈夫那麼容易嗎？
303
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,443
要怎樣才可以成為妳的丈夫呢？
304
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,365
我要他武功蓋世，狀元之才
一人之下，萬人之上
305
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,616
那你做不做得到？
306
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,493
讓我想一想
307
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,709
做得到
308
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,506
好，那待你做到的時候
才回來找我吧
309
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,258
既然如此
310
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,343
我想我們要先定婚期
311
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,179
因為做狀元對我來說易如反掌
312
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:55,973
好
313
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,600
那也應該給我時間考慮吧？
314
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,560
沒問題
315
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,562
我就在外面的花園等待答覆
316
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,272
不見不散
317
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,194
-變態
-變態
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00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,928
丐幫辦事，閒雜人等立即離開！
319
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,848
-走吧
-走吧
320
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,379
快跑啊…
321
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,279
大人，半炷香的時間剛剛好
322
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,698
現在路上很安全，請上路
323
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,786
好，非常好
324
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,081
起轎
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00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,386
糟糕
326
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,221
我們來晚了
327
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,974
都是那個人礙事
328
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,190
姐姐
329
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,900
-姐姐
-什麼事？
330
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,360
那個神經病還在
331
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,862
不如殺了他？
332
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,322
算了吧，他不是故意阻礙我們的
333
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,657
由得他吧
334
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,588
妳不是喜歡上他了吧？
335
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,131
妳胡說什麼？
336
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,676
趙無極一天不死，我也不會想這些事
337
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:38,927
何況是他
338
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,638
趙無極武功很高
339
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,975
莫大叔說不會降龍十八掌便打不過他
340
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,311
那我豈不是不能嫁了？
341
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,855
走吧，別發情了
342
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,751
何方妖孽？竟敢來嚇本少爺？
343
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,546
蘇翁，我是鴇母啊
344
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,675
-妳是鴇母？
-是的
345
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,427
胸部怎那麼平？妳的奶子呢？
346
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,555
那麼早，還未睡醒啊
347
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,557
這次沒有把妳打死，算是妳走運
348
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,434
以後沒化妝不要到處走，知道嗎？
349
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,685
不會了…
350
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,232
你不用等如霜姑娘了，她已經走了
351
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,858
走了？
352
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,360
是啊
353
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,781
那究竟如霜姑娘去了哪裡？
354
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,449
聽說
355
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,577
她…她去了京城
356
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,787
京城？
357
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:52,459
男兒為國家
358
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:56,380
辮子沒地方放
359
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,507
揮一下…
360
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,717
我拉長又彈一下…
361
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,010
爹！
362
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,304
我決定上京考文武狀元
363
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,973
阿燦！
364
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,392
爹等你說這句話，等了25年
365
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,477
為了蘇察哈爾家，你應該這樣做
366
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,478
別誤會！
367
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,772
我這樣做並不是為誰
只是為了一個女人
368
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:14,690
英雄！
369
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,526
為妞死，為妞亡，為妞上京考狀元
370
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,485
何家女子？
371
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,988
怡紅院金牌清官人如霜姑娘
372
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,197
妓女？
373
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,533
有何不妥？
374
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,245
品味與別不同，真是能人所不能
375
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289
爹欽佩你，我陪你上京
376
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,832
二，三，四，五，六
377
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,125
-來了，老爺
-是，老爺
378
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,167
-來了
-老爺
379
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,837
少爺上京赴考，我們搬家！
380
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,382
你們別追了
381
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,884
這些雞不帶了，京城多的是
382
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,095
-這裡還有啊
-你這個笨蛋
383
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,096
當心啊
384
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:49,016
劃傷了我的東西
我把你打得屁股開花
385
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,475
小心點
386
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,561
-爹，早
-早
387
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,521
-真的全部都搬走？
-當然
388
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,398
-也留件衣服給我穿啊
-小心啊
389
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,317
小孩子怕什麼呢？
390
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,568
我不小了
391
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:01,778
呸！
392
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,530
有比我的大嗎？
393
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,657
小看我？總有一天比你的大
394
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,618
喂，誰把褲子脫下給我遮一下？
395
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,537
-沒眼看了
-快找個人脫下褲子給少爺吧
396
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,956
你們站著幹嘛？還不把它搬走？
397
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,625
房子那麼大，什麼時候才能搬完呢？
398
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,711
拜託大家賣力點，好不好？
399
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,755
數三聲，一、二、三
400
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,423
推
401
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,300
推
402
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,926
推
403
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,428
小心推
404
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,388
綁牢一點…
405
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,057
老爺，樹也要搬？
406
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:33,268
當然，否則我到京城哪有荔枝吃？
407
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,145
-可以了
-推過去…
408
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,190
當心…
409
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,775
小心我的荔枝
410
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,152
-小心我的荔枝，笨蛋
-小心推啊
411
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,614
趙無極這次協助微臣
412
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,325
到廣西剿平長毛餘孽
413
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,701
立功不少
414
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,746
微臣特意帶他來見皇上
415
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:54,706
好
416
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,627
朕現在賜你為都察院副左都御史
417
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,006
希望你日後好好為大清效力
418
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,549
謝主隆恩
419
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,178
皇上，趙先生一身奇技異術
420
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,389
不如請他展示一下
讓皇上開開眼界？
421
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,641
異術？
422
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,852
趙先生
423
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,979
你就展示給朕看看
424
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,314
是
425
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,951
大驚小怪，退下
426
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:36,952
-是
-是
427
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,551
微臣大膽，令皇上受驚
428
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,179
如果這個女人是真的就好了
429
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,432
-站好
-快點
430
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,185
-什麼事啊？
-什麼事啊？
431
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,812
-幹嘛啊？
-來…進去
432
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:04,813
進去…
433
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,316
-什麼事啊？
-過來
434
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,901
-過去
-進去，躲進去…
435
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,069
快點
436
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,030
-少爺，準備好了
-少爺，準備好了
437
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,615
來
438
00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:18,451
全部站好，別再動了
439
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,416
那麼香？
440
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,959
妳是飄紅
441
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,878
少爺，你很厲害啊，我喜歡
442
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,630
靠近一點
443
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,882
那麼大？
444
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,509
一定是小小
445
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,636
少爺，你真壞
446
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,805
-這樣說人家
-妳的確是大嘛
447
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,267
懷孕的也有？
448
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
騙不倒我
449
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:44,519
你是爹
450
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,814
你好壞啊，這樣也給你猜中
451
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,232
聰明…
452
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,026
阿爹本還想作弄你一下
453
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,194
厲害…
454
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,363
好了…
455
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,240
少爺明早要考試
456
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,200
別玩得太瘋，出去…
457
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,910
-走吧…別玩了
-阿燦
458
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,663
你明天考試，準備好了沒有？
459
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,248
準備什麼？我贏定了
460
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,374
你不知道嗎？
461
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,751
知道
462
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,837
你這樣的態度，我就有信心了
463
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,590
阿燦，這位是鄭世伯
464
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,426
明天鄭世伯是主考，來，打個招呼
465
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:17,886
鄭世伯
466
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,387
-老鄭…
-招呼不週
467
00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:26,144
沒錯吧？我的兒子有狀元的架勢吧？
468
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,480
要看他的造化了
469
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:29,939
喂，老鄭
470
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,649
你給我的考卷
471
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,193
我已經找人在做了
472
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,277
不會改了吧？
473
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,696
我可以幫他替換考卷
474
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:40,033
至於臨場考弓箭、騎馬
舉石、搏擊及兵器
475
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:41,242
就全靠他自己了
476
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,243
這一點你放心
477
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,788
我的兒子十八般武藝樣樣精通
478
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:48,166
喂，那兩百萬兩可否酌量減一點？
479
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,752
人情歸人情，數目一定要分明
480
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,636
乾脆佈一個雁行陣
481
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,097
馬隊前駐中鋒營
482
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,766
弓隊側翼，槍隊殿後
483
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:13,483
喂
484
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,800
武狀元初賽
485
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,636
考生進場
486
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,691
舉不起來
487
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,527
有沒有搞錯啊？回家吧
488
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:40,737
-就是啊
-留力而已
489
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,198
無恥？無恥你娘
490
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:08,932
厲害
491
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,683
-厲害！
-厲害！
492
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:11,810
十分！
493
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,770
-厲害！
-厲害！
494
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:21,152
-厲害！
-厲害…
495
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,446
又一個十分！
496
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:33,623
好！
497
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:20,128
厲害！
498
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,014
好，這個塊頭夠大
499
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,515
這個好
500
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,398
武狀元決賽現在開始
501
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,734
今天的武狀元之爭
502
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,944
是由蒙古的博達爾多…
503
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,363
-太棒了！
-太棒了！
504
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:51,618
…對廣東的蘇察哈爾燦
505
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,914
最後三分鐘
506
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:59,250
蘇察哈爾燦一賠十，博達爾多一賠一
507
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,338
喂，有沒有搞錯啊？
賠率怎麼差那麼多？
508
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,882
一個是一賠十，一個是一賠一
509
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,051
對蘇燦那麼沒信心？
510
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,302
沒辦法
511
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,305
蘇燦在舉重項目棄權
512
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,098
你看看
513
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,727
人家博達爾多全部是滿分進級
514
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,895
-怎麼比呢？
-喂
515
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,856
現在是考狀元，又不是當苦力
516
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,691
舉重了得又有何用？
517
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,360
-話可不是這麼說
-什麼？
518
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,445
-這位同僚有見識
-對不對？
519
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,822
-怎麼樣？
-我鑽研了這場比賽很久
520
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,866
-也覺得賠率有點奇怪
-是嗎？
521
00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:35,787
這個博達爾多外型俊朗，渾身有力
522
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,539
但還沒出賽，繞場時頸項就已冒虛汗
523
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,875
我猜可能是虛火
524
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:41,793
是嗎？
525
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,879
-但是這個蘇察哈爾燦卻不一樣
-怎樣？
526
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,506
雖然沿途低著頭
527
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,425
但是能一路打進決賽也是很有心的
528
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,010
蝦？什麼蝦啊？
529
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,430
是洋文，“蝦”即是有鬥心
530
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,975
所以我準備全押
531
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,394
是嗎？那你打算押多少？
532
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,812
八十萬兩
533
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,815
八十萬兩那麼少？下兩百萬兩嘛
534
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,067
為什麼？你怎麼突然間看好他？
535
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,568
我看你分析得那麼清楚
536
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,530
聽著聽著，我覺得蘇燦像贏定似的
537
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,991
過來…
538
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,243
我全押兩次
539
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:16,786
兩百萬兩
540
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:18,830
豪氣…
541
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,207
為什麼你不下注？
542
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:23,835
我下注幹什麼？他是我的兒子
543
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,504
糟了
544
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,339
少分析了一件事
545
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:29,465
少分析了什麼？
546
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,425
血統
547
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:34,595
主考到！
548
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,641
不是老鄭主考嗎？
549
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:43,771
請坐
550
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:48,151
僧格林參？
551
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,986
-有什麼問題？
-真是…
552
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,239
他是博達爾多的叔叔
553
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,451
開始吧
554
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,373
開始！
555
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:09,922
-快點！
-快點！
556
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:16,512
-快點！
-快點！
557
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:22,602
-快點！
-快點！
558
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,154
厲害！
559
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,743
靶都射穿了，至少多加兩分
560
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:40,495
照道理是…
561
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,249
蘇燦靶上沒有箭
562
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,210
博達爾多勝
563
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:56,302
有沒有搞錯啊？
你奶奶的，現在是作弊嗎？
564
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,934
考生上馬，準備下一回合
565
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:04,769
趙先生
566
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:06,854
趙先生
567
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,528
你拿著這套袖箭，必要時有用
568
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,864
第二回合開始！
569
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,437
連兵器都動了手腳？
570
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:52,233
太黑暗了！退票不賭行不行？
571
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:17,800
追回一局了…
572
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:19,760
你的票還沒撕吧？
573
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,596
還沒…
574
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,693
有沒有搞錯？
575
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,839
還不認輸？再來啊
576
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,847
重新開始，讓你一手一腳
577
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,266
免你說我欺負你
578
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,195
用這樣的骯髒手段你還想贏？
579
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,863
小子你睡醒沒？
580
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,950
-贏了！
-真行啊
581
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,118
喝茶…
582
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,369
一切順利
583
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,497
開大當然是用屁股
難道還有別處嗎？
584
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,082
不是，那是洋文
585
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:14,375
洋文
586
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,585
規例上沒有說明不准用暗器
587
00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:17,878
你先落地
588
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,256
這個回合判博達爾多勝
589
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,388
你這個短命的老鄭
竟敢背叛我、騙我
590
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,141
以後別讓我看見你
否則見一次打一次
591
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:31,976
不用了，你以後都不會見到他了
592
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:32,893
為什麼？
593
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,937
我現在就去砍他，我哪來兩百萬輸？
594
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:37,940
只是說說而已
595
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,233
卑鄙無恥
596
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:44,030
博達爾多三局兩勝，是今科武狀元
597
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,657
明明是我贏，我抗議！
598
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,426
怎麼了？
599
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,138
鏢有毒
600
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,476
報應來了，活該！
601
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,939
-那支有毒的鏢是他自己的
-怎麼辦？
602
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,734
喂，現在他死了
我兒子豈不就是狀元了？
603
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,736
-那我這次不是發財了嗎？
-對…
604
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,279
-太好了！
-你…
605
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,952
贏了！
606
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,206
光宗耀祖了…
607
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,499
有眼光
608
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,420
大人，皇上說要親自欽點
609
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,549
好
610
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:48,302
來…
611
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,554
-武狀元
-武狀元
612
00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:53,391
我想問你幾句以作為朝庭紀錄
613
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,143
你這次成功，最想感謝誰？
614
00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:57,311
-對啊…
-如霜姑娘
615
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,397
如霜姑娘？
616
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,732
-會不會是他娘親？
-是啊
617
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,572
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
618
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,075
-平身
-謝皇上
619
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,704
僧格林參，今科武狀元是誰？
620
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,960
稟告皇上，是廣東的蘇察哈爾燦
621
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:26,424
蘇察哈爾燦參見皇上
622
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,803
皇上，微臣有事啟奏
623
00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,265
准奏
624
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:38,352
微臣查出蘇察哈爾燦目不識丁
625
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,312
怎可能回答考戰略的題目呢？
626
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,355
顯然有詐
627
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,695
-給朕拿文房四寶來
-是
628
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,118
蘇察哈爾燦
629
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,454
你馬上寫出你的名字
630
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,875
幸好…只是要寫名字
631
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,710
寫名字可以…
632
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:16,724
我不會寫
633
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,060
你顯然作弊
634
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:21,812
拖出去斬！
635
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:23,564
不要…
636
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,443
皇上，作弊的是奴才
637
00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:29,236
與我兒子無關，要斬就斬我吧
638
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,529
不對，應該斬我
639
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,656
對不起，爹
其實我連自己名字都不會寫
640
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,116
不用說了，剛剛知道了
641
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,242
皇上，要斬就斬我吧！
642
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,952
-斬我吧…
-不是，斬我
643
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,454
不，斬我，皇上，我比較好斬斷
644
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:40,873
混帳！你們說要斬誰就斬誰嗎？
645
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,750
你們父子倆同謀
646
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,085
吏部尚書按例判刑
647
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,422
吏部尚書，快出來！
648
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:50,674
-出來！
-我在這裡，這裡
649
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:51,675
在這裡
650
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,639
他是吏部尚書？
651
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,100
蘇察哈爾燦兩父子罪犯欺君
652
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,519
理應問斬
653
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,772
不過你是功臣後裔
654
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:05,981
可免一死
655
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:07,942
但貪贓按例充公
656
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:09,443
至於枉法…
657
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:11,028
你有沒有執過法？
658
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,948
沒有…我已七年沒回過軍營了
659
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,660
沒執法即是沒枉法
660
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,706
皇上，這樣的話，按例頂多判抄家
661
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,337
這麼輕？你有沒有記錯？
662
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,589
奴才很公正的
663
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,967
全都是按基本法例辦事
664
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,178
那朕現在多加一條刑罰行不行？
665
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,682
皇上說要加，當然沒問題
666
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,810
好，朕就判你們父子倆一輩子行乞
667
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,144
僧格林參
668
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,729
為什麼他作弊你沒查出來？
669
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,273
這一次幸好有趙無極
670
00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:50,359
趙無極，你揭發有功，朕會好好賞你
671
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:56,490
身如柳絮
672
00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:00,411
-那是我爹的神主牌位，也要沒收？
-隨風擺
673
00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:03,289
-喂…那只是個香爐，拿了也沒用
-歷劫
674
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,624
滄桑
675
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:09,128
無了賴
676
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:13,340
鴛鴦扣
677
00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:17,678
宜結不宜解
678
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,763
苦相…
679
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:20,723
少爺
680
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,893
從今天開始
我想你要認真的學寫字了
681
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:31,942
苦相思
682
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,821
能買不能賣
683
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:40,200
師爺
684
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:42,411
我會學的
685
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:46,999
悔不該
686
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,877
-惹下…
-老爺
687
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,004
我會好好把小龜養大的
688
00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:53,255
對不起，老爺
689
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:56,050
我們跟你在一起那麼久
連孩子都沒給你生一個
690
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:57,176
與妳們無關…
691
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,053
是我在控制自己而已
692
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,014
若我不控制的話，想生再多都可以
693
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:05,017
是我覺得只有阿燦一個就夠了
694
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,645
站在這幹嘛？還不走？
695
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,355
-老爺，我們走了
-我們走了
696
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,148
-我們走了，老爺
-走吧…
697
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:15,569
安樂了
698
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,654
-有什麼好看的？
-很興奮
699
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,738
-真開心！
-走開…
700
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,573
-太經典了
-真的是…
701
00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:22,034
你說多開心啊？
702
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:24,495
進去，快進去…
703
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,704
-喂…
-怎樣？
704
00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,624
為什麼他們被抄家還這麼開心？
705
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,000
-別那麼八卦
-有這種事？
706
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,127
-多好笑啊，笑死人了
-笑死…
707
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,088
喂…請進…
708
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,130
歡迎…
709
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,800
我們被抄家啊，兒子
710
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,135
-我想哭啊，兒子
-忍住啊
711
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:42,137
千萬別在這丟人，繼續笑
712
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:47,810
兒子，你剛有沒有留點銀票在身上？
713
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,103
沒有，你呢？
714
00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:50,854
我忘記了
715
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:51,814
走開
716
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:56,819
-造孽了，完蛋了
-造孽了，完蛋了，抄家啊！
717
00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:02,574
好心吧，福心吧
718
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:06,537
-可憐我這個老乞丐吧
-兒子，越看他就覺得越像爹啊
719
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,414
你指在唱歌的那個？
720
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,416
-好心吧
-不是，是給錢的那個
721
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,918
-謝謝…
-他比唱歌那個更不堪
722
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,963
不會啊，多瀟灑，各人眼光不同而已
723
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,257
都怪爹不好
724
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,384
以前老叫你小乞丐…
725
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:21,510
現在真的就說中了
726
00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:22,553
中什麼？
727
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,514
皇帝要我們做乞丐
我們就一定會當乞丐嗎？
728
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,850
-那怎樣？
-以我這樣的人才和武藝
729
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,518
就算我想當乞丐，天也不准的
730
00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:30,477
也對
731
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,104
-我哪裡像乞丐？
-不像
732
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:34,231
小乞丐、老乞丐，拿去買東西吃吧
733
00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:39,236
喂，妳真的當我們是乞丐？
734
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,988
簡直就混妳的帳！
735
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,574
過分，先吃飯…
736
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:49,288
阿燦，反正吃飽沒事幹
737
00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:50,664
不如爹到那邊坐一會
738
00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:53,667
-說不定晚飯也有著落
-那你是把自己當乞丐了？
739
00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,294
爹，你別擔心
740
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:56,962
想要錢是不需要去討乞的
741
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:58,338
不討乞哪有錢呢？
742
00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,256
拿就行了
743
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:01,175
兄弟，貴姓大名？
744
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:02,926
牛大春
745
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,428
身上有沒有銀兩？
746
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,762
-有
-先拿來用用
747
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:06,722
好啊
748
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,102
謝謝
749
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,480
我為什麼要給你錢？
750
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:15,981
你問這麼多幹什麼？
751
00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:17,524
那總該知道吧
752
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,985
知道或不知道，你還是得給啊
753
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:21,862
不行…還是弄清楚比較好
754
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,366
-叫你拿來就拿來，問這麼多幹嘛？
-放手
755
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,284
那你就是在搶嘛
756
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,661
打搶啊！
757
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,164
不是搶，我們是討乞
758
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,248
討乞？
759
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,667
你這個厚臉皮乞丐想騙我？
760
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,629
當我呆子？我很聰明的！
761
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,880
兩天了
762
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,007
天氣越來越冷，肚子越來越餓
763
00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:43,759
你想到辦法沒？
764
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:44,760
要不這樣
765
00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:48,055
我有個朋友的阿姨的妹妹
正好住在京城
766
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,099
她一直都向我透露她很欣賞你
767
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,768
-有這回事？
-是
768
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,103
如果你肯跟她交際一下
769
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:57,648
我想她會幫我們先回廣州
770
00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,192
但是就要你老人家犧牲一下
771
00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:01,902
不知道你老人家意思…
772
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:04,571
為了這個家，你說怎樣就怎樣吧
773
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:05,781
我也知道太為難你了
774
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,199
別再說了，我們去見她吧
775
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:08,659
早就跟你安排好了
776
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:11,245
就是對面燈籠下穿紅衣服的那個
777
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:18,669
鬼啊！
778
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,800
沒整你吧？
779
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:25,968
沒整我
780
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:27,386
不過你先來，我後來補上
781
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:28,303
喂！
782
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:43,402
阿燦，我沒試胸口碎大石
783
00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,611
-你小心點啊
-你放心
784
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,363
我會遷就力度，保證你沒事
785
00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:48,949
-你也想賺點錢吃碗魚翅吧？
-好
786
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:49,866
-好
-來吧
787
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:51,994
走開…
788
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,328
-走開…
-走！
789
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:55,539
不許在這賣武
790
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,337
兄弟，我們只是想籌點錢回廣州
791
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,340
給我們一條生路
沒必要趕盡殺絕吧？
792
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,510
皇上御旨
793
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,346
蘇察哈爾燦兩父子終身行乞
794
00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:13,432
你們只可以當乞丐
795
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,434
我是奉本子辦事
796
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,727
-來人
-有
797
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,437
-將所有東西搬走
-是
798
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,316
救命
799
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,027
-趙大人，一個人搬不動
-救命
800
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,738
一個不過，那就多上幾個人
801
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,364
-是
-來吧
802
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,826
-你們想怎麼樣？
-不行，還是搬不動
803
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:34,911
-讓我來…
-你顯然就是找架打
804
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:37,748
-喂…
-你上次在怡紅院逃得過
805
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,750
這次可沒這麼幸運了
806
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,545
這個人非同小可
807
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:46,256
我一定要在第一招就出盡力打敗他
808
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,133
不能讓他有還擊的機會
809
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,198
阿燦
810
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:12,491
阿燦！
811
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:13,867
阿燦
812
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,036
阿燦…
813
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,581
你的手腳關節及全身經脈
都被我打斷了
814
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,376
你這輩子都會像個廢人一樣
815
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,880
想打功夫？沒你的份
816
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,465
不過
817
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,759
伸手討幾個錢還可以
818
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:32,469
乖乖當乞丐吧
819
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:35,222
-走開
-走開
820
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:36,890
-沒事了，走
-走開…
821
00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:38,225
-走
-走
822
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:48,860
阿燦，不用怕，沒事的…
823
00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:49,986
沒事
824
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,072
不用怕…
825
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:55,659
沒事的…阿燦，不用怕
826
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,661
不用怕…
827
00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:02,457
那天我跟我兒子，一腳踏入試場
828
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,626
再抬起頭看一看那個試官
829
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:06,712
你們猜是誰？
830
00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:09,548
就是僧格林參這個龜兒子
831
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,676
這個龜兒子跟我們父子倆有過節
832
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,344
一說到他，我就…
833
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:15,929
不要說了，先吸口煙
834
00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:17,222
-是啊…
-是啊…
835
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,433
吸口煙來提神，會好一點的
836
00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,226
-是啊…
-是啊…會好一點的
837
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,103
這個王八蛋
838
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,980
當天在怡紅院
839
00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:27,023
我們父子倆放他一馬
840
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:28,984
想不到他恩將仇報
841
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,236
竟然設法陷害我的兒子
842
00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:33,572
在兵器上全都動了手腳
843
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,658
還好我兒子有真材實料…
844
00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:39,202
我要他武功蓋世，天下無敵
845
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,663
一人之下，萬人之上
846
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,415
那你做不做得到？
847
00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:44,416
做得到
848
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,417
好
849
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,628
好，那待你做到的時候，才來找我吧
850
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:52,048
我想我們要先定婚期
851
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:54,968
因為做狀元對我來說易如反掌
852
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:05,812
馬上寫出你的名字
853
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:09,649
我不會寫
854
00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:21,036
阿燦
855
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:22,829
怎麼了？
856
00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,334
又做惡夢了？
857
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,378
別想這麼多
858
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,299
來
859
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:40,263
雖然你休息了兩個月
手腳尚算可以動了
860
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,933
-但是還沒完全痊癒
-哈爾叔
861
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:44,726
來了…
862
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:48,104
阿爹出去找點食物回來
863
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,774
順便煮最後一劑藥給你喝
864
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,067
-來…
-爹
865
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,401
又去討乞嗎？
866
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,904
這當然是讓我們老人家做了
867
00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:57,531
難道要你堂堂武狀元…
868
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,201
喂，阿燦
869
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,995
原來當乞丐也不簡單
870
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,831
有很多竅門
871
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:08,959
不是伸手出來就有錢的
872
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:11,628
至少要拿個碗，這樣才有身分
873
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:14,297
乞丐也論身分，真是荒謬
874
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,591
喂，快點吧
875
00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:19,678
來了…
876
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,513
晚一些就討不到飯了
877
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:22,556
是的…
878
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,474
你以為你還是以前的大將軍嗎？
879
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,033
喂
880
00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:43,618
給點錢
881
00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:45,203
-沒有…走開
-來嘛
882
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,872
走…去別的地方
883
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:48,415
礙著我做生意
884
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:52,794
阿燦，爹出去了
885
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:08,059
謝謝…
886
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,477
真可憐
887
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,776
謝謝…
888
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:23,700
喂
889
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,619
老兄，不是這麼吝嗇吧？
890
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,661
要就自己寫
891
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:29,581
我見你下班了，順便借來用一下而已
892
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,333
-喂
-你當我傻啊？
893
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,077
爹
894
00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:10,372
你怎麼了？
895
00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:11,498
好冷
896
00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,041
阿燦，好冷
897
00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:14,084
好冷
898
00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:16,670
-好冷
-好冷？
899
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,339
不對啊，你身體好燙
900
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,132
你病了？
901
00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:22,217
沒有…
902
00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,303
這麼晚了？
903
00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:28,014
爹出去討些東西吃
904
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:32,018
你快躺下吧，今天讓我去
905
00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,020
你要去討乞？
906
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,439
沒問題的，總之我會有辦法
907
00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:37,649
你先休息一下
908
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,401
我找到錢就回來帶你看大夫
909
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,630
你這渾小子老不吃東西
910
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,216
你不吃又怎能像爹那麼強壯呢？
911
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,095
把這個也吃掉
912
00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,430
不吃了，我飽了
913
00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:11,016
飽…飽也要吃，快點吃
914
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:12,809
不吃就算了
915
00:55:13,309 --> 00:55:14,185
回家吧
916
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:15,979
吃
917
00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:17,772
快點把它吃掉，吃吧
918
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:22,485
小朋友
919
00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:23,486
-什麼啊？
-可不可以…
920
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,446
不可以
921
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,425
好心吧
922
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,387
福心吧
923
00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:53,767
可憐我這個…
924
00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:57,103
小乞丐吧
925
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:01,399
我爹快要冷死了
926
00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:05,361
小乞丐，你要不要碎碳啊？
927
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:06,946
謝謝
928
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,199
可不可以再給我一點零錢？
929
00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:12,368
是你？
930
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:13,328
不是我
931
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,497
姐姐，是他！
932
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,623
不是他…
933
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:18,708
姐姐…是蘇燦！
934
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:20,794
喂…
935
00:56:22,003 --> 00:56:22,921
等一下
936
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,636
小姐，妳找誰啊？
937
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,640
對不起，我認錯人
938
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,767
小翠，拿幾個饅頭出來吧
939
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,061
你認錯人了，他不是蘇燦
940
00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:40,855
你很像我的一個朋友
941
00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:44,359
以後沒東西吃，就來我家取饅頭吧
942
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:46,986
我家裡人少，吃不完
943
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,739
-饅頭來了
-拿去
944
00:56:53,993 --> 00:56:55,161
謝謝…
945
00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:58,998
姐姐
946
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,751
要不是為了妳，他也不會變成這樣
947
00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,141
爹！
948
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:18,435
-怎麼了？怎會這樣？
-阿燦
949
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,353
我剛剛餓壞了
950
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,147
看見有個小孩在吃饅頭
951
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,399
-借來咬了一口而已
-好
952
00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,734
-我這裡有饅頭，我還給你們
-這樣也行？
953
00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:29,404
我斬了你的頭再還給你，可不可以？
954
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,074
你不就是狀元爺嗎？
955
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:35,660
是不是？
956
00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:37,287
是不是狀元爺啊？
957
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:41,249
-差點是
-真的是啊，是狀元爺
958
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:43,460
-狀元爺…
-一定要給面子狀元爺
959
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,086
謝謝…
960
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,255
等等，相見不如偶遇
961
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:51,092
相見不如偶遇啊
962
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:53,386
-真的放過他們？
-不知道是不是想請我們喝酒呢？
963
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,556
堂堂一個狀元竟然當乞丐
964
00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:57,807
狗飯到
965
00:57:58,641 --> 00:57:59,601
狀元爺
966
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,228
吃了這飯，我們就放了你爹
967
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,232
真的是狗的飯啊
968
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:07,567
怎麼了？
969
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,152
-吃狗飯
-吃吧
970
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,820
是啊…吃吧…
971
00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:12,197
吃吧
972
00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:14,782
吃吧…
973
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:21,372
阿燦，別吃
974
00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,124
吃了以後要怎樣見人？
975
00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,002
爹年紀大，沒什麼大不了
976
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,796
喂，老兄，說到底我也是廣州將軍
977
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:30,924
喂，你想怎樣？
978
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,759
-別打！
-想死嗎？
979
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:33,676
站好！
980
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,852
狀元爺吃狗飯
981
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:43,770
爹
982
00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:45,813
味道不錯
983
00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:46,731
真的？
984
00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:50,360
嚐嚐…來…
985
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:56,950
-好吃
-沒錯吧？來
986
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,081
爹，你看
987
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:05,124
有根肉絲在裡面
988
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,293
什麼肉絲？是肉排！
989
00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:19,305
你們兩個比狗還要猴急啊
990
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,349
注定這輩子都吃狗飯了
991
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,519
吃掉
992
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:26,104
快點
993
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,022
這碗飯太好吃了
994
00:59:28,439 --> 00:59:30,233
這一口我想留下來當宵夜
995
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,943
多虧你想得到
996
00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:34,112
真是天生當乞丐的料子
997
00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:37,824
狀元爺也要吃狗飯啊
998
00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:38,950
來，我們去吃人的飯
999
00:59:39,033 --> 00:59:40,493
-走吧
-走吧
1000
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:44,706
蘇老伯
1001
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:46,374
蘇老伯
1002
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:52,630
妳是…
1003
00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:55,133
我爹是丐幫幫主
1004
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,552
不如你們兩位加入丐幫吧，好不好？
1005
00:59:57,885 --> 00:59:59,262
莫大叔，好不好？
1006
00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:01,806
-好
-丐幫就是乞丐幫？
1007
01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:03,474
-是的
-正好…
1008
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,018
我們現在正在當乞丐
1009
01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:06,686
加入你們丐幫有個照應也好
1010
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:07,937
阿燦…
1011
01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,606
-那個笨蛋呢？
-阿燦呢？
1012
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:11,858
-在哪裡？
-好，我們兩個報名，兩個
1013
01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:12,817
阿燦
1014
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,068
阿燦！
1015
01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,540
-恭喜…恭喜發財
-如霜，恭喜發財
1016
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,083
-蘇老伯，恭喜發財…
-恭喜發財…
1017
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,210
-莫大叔，恭喜發財！
-恭喜發財…
1018
01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:32,837
這禮物是給你的
1019
01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:34,339
謝謝…
1020
01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:37,133
這裡有兩件衣服
1021
01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:39,052
-一件送給你，一件送給阿燦
-謝謝…
1022
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,179
先把東西放下…
1023
01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:44,515
-有沒有零錢？
-有
1024
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,392
-有就拿來，來…
-幹什麼？
1025
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:48,061
幹什麼？
1026
01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,688
過新年當然要利利是是
1027
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,523
祝妳身體健康
1028
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:54,817
-恭喜發財
-妳就青春美麗
1029
01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,778
-謝謝
-莫大叔，我們是親家就免了
1030
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:57,862
-好啊
-阿燦呢？
1031
01:00:58,237 --> 01:00:59,364
-阿燦？
-阿燦？
1032
01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:03,993
他從除夕睡到年初一都還沒睡醒
1033
01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:06,454
他剛剛才睡著，別把他吵醒
1034
01:01:07,288 --> 01:01:08,665
我做年糕給大家吃吧
1035
01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:09,707
-來…
-好…
1036
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:11,668
我幫你
1037
01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,254
新年還在睡覺
1038
01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:18,633
真是朽木不可雕
1039
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:22,303
大家到齊了吧？
1040
01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:26,182
對付趙無極一定要團結丐幫
1041
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:29,977
我們要馬上選出新幫主來主持大局
1042
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,939
如霜…
1043
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:36,109
對付三位長老的蓮花落陣
1044
01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:37,151
全靠妳了
1045
01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:41,030
莫大叔，蓮花落陣連你也沒把握
1046
01:01:41,155 --> 01:01:43,241
以我現在打狗棒法的功力
1047
01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:46,119
怎麼可能打敗三位長老當上幫主呢？
1048
01:01:47,286 --> 01:01:50,832
這顆大還丹，妳吃了之後會功力大增
1049
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:54,419
不行，這顆大還丹是給你治內傷用的
1050
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:55,628
我怎麼能吃呢？
1051
01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,088
不用煩惱…
1052
01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:59,465
比武可以找我兒子嘛
1053
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,843
我兒子怎麼說現在也是個武狀元…
1054
01:02:01,926 --> 01:02:02,885
不，曾經
1055
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:04,762
你看他懶洋洋的
1056
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:07,098
只會睡覺，怎麼打架啊？
1057
01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,100
連當乞丐的資格都沒有
1058
01:02:09,183 --> 01:02:10,893
你別那麼坦白行不行？
1059
01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,604
喂，妳別那麼大聲好不好？
1060
01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,030
阿燦
1061
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,034
不管人家現在怎麼看不起你
1062
01:02:28,369 --> 01:02:30,371
爹對你很有信心
1063
01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,332
雖然現在你沒了武功
1064
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,543
但是以你的底子
1065
01:02:35,793 --> 01:02:37,378
只要你肯出一點力
1066
01:02:37,503 --> 01:02:39,255
必定會有一番作為
1067
01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:41,632
我現在已經沒有力，也不想再用力
1068
01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,009
怎麼會沒有力呢？
1069
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,010
打我一拳
1070
01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:49,599
這一拳不是蠻有力的嗎？
1071
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,601
所以我說，做人…
1072
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:53,603
算了，不要再浪費時間了
1073
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,271
還是讓我睡個覺吧
1074
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:02,236
你幹嘛把門鎖上？
1075
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:03,654
你慢慢睡吧
1076
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,003
兒子啊
1077
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:22,048
我費盡心思才弄出這麼大的陣容
1078
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,551
你要用心一點把打狗棒法練好啊
1079
01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,617
你怎麼爬上來了？
1080
01:03:50,451 --> 01:03:52,161
就算你真要我練打狗棒法
1081
01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:54,664
你也總該留個棒子給我吧？
1082
01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,209
抱歉…你接好了
1083
01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,178
天將降大任於斯人也
1084
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:11,097
必先勞其筋骨
1085
01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:14,892
餓其體膚，苦其心智…
1086
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:24,485
“苦海無涯”？你寫的？
1087
01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:26,821
寫得這麼醜
1088
01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:30,491
把它擦掉也是對的
1089
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:33,035
喂
1090
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,871
-乞丐嗎？
-是
1091
01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:36,247
我也是
1092
01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,331
恭喜你
1093
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,125
喂…
1094
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,751
-有沒有東西吃？
-沒有
1095
01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:42,837
幸好我有
1096
01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:49,635
喂，你這個造型
1097
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,554
不去討飯博人同情
1098
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,930
太浪費了
1099
01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:54,390
關你屁事
1100
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,976
當乞丐當得這麼懶
1101
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,020
同行都瞧不起你了
1102
01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:02,773
我以前到哪裡都被人家看重
1103
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,609
還不是落得這個下場？
1104
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:06,694
我正好剛剛相反
1105
01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:08,946
我一輩子都不曾被人看重
1106
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,489
喂…聽我說
1107
01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,241
先別走，聽我說
1108
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:13,993
記得有一次
1109
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:16,996
在廣東
1110
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,999
有個傻子請我
吃飯、喝酒、嫖妓、過夜
1111
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,584
竟然有這樣的人
1112
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,005
小子，我記得你
1113
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,925
小子，我也記得你
1114
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,009
廢話少說
1115
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:31,552
還點錢讓我用一下
1116
01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:33,262
如果我有錢
1117
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,473
我也不用在這吃饅頭了
1118
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,854
不過你不用怕，你有恩於我
1119
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:43,564
我一定會報答你的
1120
01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,275
謝謝，心領了
1121
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,320
給你錢也沒用
1122
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,113
也買不回你失去的東西
1123
01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:53,616
我失去了什麼？
1124
01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:55,993
尊嚴，自信
1125
01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:57,912
還有你心愛的女人
1126
01:06:00,247 --> 01:06:01,499
你究竟是誰？
1127
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:02,750
好說
1128
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,920
在下洪日新，外號老鬼新
1129
01:06:06,003 --> 01:06:09,131
乞丐中輩分最高，字號最老
1130
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:10,716
做乞丐有什麼不好？
1131
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:12,718
想走就走，想睡就睡
1132
01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:14,053
你也可以一樣
1133
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:17,014
你說，你想要什麼？我成全你
1134
01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:18,391
我想做回人
1135
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,226
你覺得你不像人嗎？
1136
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:22,895
一直都不算是
1137
01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:25,564
年輕人，所以你才會搞成這樣吧？
1138
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,528
非常好…
1139
01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:32,154
實不相瞞
1140
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,573
我看閣下從頭到腳趾頭
1141
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:37,118
沒一個地方不像乞丐的形象性格
1142
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:38,995
又如何？
1143
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:41,706
也就是說閣下注定討乞討一輩子
1144
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,877
還是不跟你聊了，我想睡一會兒
1145
01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:49,422
先別走，行行出狀元
1146
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:50,715
如果我沒看錯
1147
01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,508
你會是乞丐中的霸主
1148
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,344
乞丐中的霸主？那是什麼？
1149
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:57,972
還是乞丐
1150
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:04,270
我不管你是什麼人
我不想再跟你說話
1151
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:06,647
請你走開，別礙著我睡覺
1152
01:07:07,064 --> 01:07:08,524
-你找死吧？
-不是…
1153
01:07:08,607 --> 01:07:10,860
你說要睡覺，我想跟你一塊兒而已
1154
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,695
神經病
1155
01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,493
年輕人，我們夢中相見吧
1156
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:33,174
佛前金座，羅漢歸位
1157
01:07:34,341 --> 01:07:35,342
降龍
1158
01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:37,470
伏虎
1159
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,229
蘇燦，你享盡人間富貴
1160
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,273
亦受盡人間苦楚
1161
01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:50,941
如今大徹大悟
1162
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:53,903
我就以洪七公第七代傳人的身分
1163
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,696
封你為睡夢羅漢
1164
01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:59,158
醉回夢生法，傳授你睡夢羅漢拳
1165
01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:01,619
希望你好好利用，接招吧
1166
01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:07,958
前輩
1167
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:09,794
前輩！
1168
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,170
前輩！
1169
01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:19,178
“苦盡甘來”？
1170
01:08:23,724 --> 01:08:27,853
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
1171
01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:33,234
白羊降世，天理循環
1172
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:36,362
真空家鄉，無生老母
1173
01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:39,490
賜我神通，超渡眾生
1174
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,721
皇帝明天會到成都狩獵
1175
01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:05,891
我會用獻上美女的理由接近他
1176
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,269
宛玲
1177
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:11,147
妳明天可能要犧牲一下色相
1178
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:12,273
是
1179
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:15,276
只要明天殺了皇帝
1180
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,486
天下就盡在我手
1181
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,489
榮華富貴絕對少不了你們
1182
01:09:25,202 --> 01:09:28,956
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
-萬歲…萬萬歲！
1183
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,250
-長老…
-回去再說
1184
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,074
長老
1185
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:05,075
我們走
1186
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:18,881
長老
1187
01:10:58,128 --> 01:10:59,421
-我們追…
-不用追了
1188
01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,049
皇上快要出發了
1189
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,677
妳殺了我的女人
1190
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,095
我要把妳獻給皇上
1191
01:11:12,601 --> 01:11:15,396
怎麼？沒有人敢上來當幫主嗎？
1192
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:17,815
叫莫老三把打狗棒交出來！
1193
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,317
-交出來
-快！
1194
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:22,778
-叫他把棒交出來！
-把棒交出來
1195
01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:24,613
把棒交出來！
1196
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,157
莫大叔跟妳姐姐到底去哪了？
1197
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,951
我怎麼知道？
1198
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:31,954
剛才我看見莫大叔跟姐姐說了幾句話
1199
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,080
就出去了
1200
01:11:35,332 --> 01:11:36,709
難道他們兩個有曖昧？
1201
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,014
現在開始選幫主
1202
01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:57,354
-喂
-莫大叔
1203
01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:58,981
-被你嚇了一跳，還以為你不回來了
-莫大叔
1204
01:11:59,064 --> 01:11:59,940
-怎樣了？
-你沒事吧？
1205
01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,025
-姐姐呢？
-沒事
1206
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:03,319
妳姐姐給趙無極抓了
1207
01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:05,904
我們得找人上去選幫主才行
1208
01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:07,781
上去！
1209
01:12:08,782 --> 01:12:09,825
-幹什麼？
-怕死啊？
1210
01:12:10,075 --> 01:12:11,285
-快點！
-上啊
1211
01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:13,370
-去不去啊？
-到底該派誰上去呢？
1212
01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:15,164
-上啊
-怕死啊？
1213
01:12:15,622 --> 01:12:17,082
-還不去？
-上吧
1214
01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:18,834
怕什麼？上去吧
1215
01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,461
-你省省吧
-想當縮頭烏龜嗎？
1216
01:12:20,919 --> 01:12:22,338
-很怕啊？
-上去吧
1217
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,464
-不上是吧？
-上
1218
01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,798
-怕死啊？
-怕死啊？
1219
01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:26,342
還不上去？
1220
01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:27,718
上去啊
1221
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,511
-讓我去
-莫大叔
1222
01:12:29,636 --> 01:12:30,888
不如讓我試試
1223
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,540
摔成這樣，怎麼打啊？
1224
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,257
-不行就別硬上
-不行就別硬來嘛
1225
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:09,343
阿燦
1226
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:11,387
-下來吧…
-下回來吧
1227
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,764
-你不是九代弟子，快下來
-下來吧
1228
01:13:14,932 --> 01:13:17,935
既然你挑不出好的，我可以遷就你
1229
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:20,604
阿燦，你別以為鬧著玩
1230
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:22,731
你一定會沒命的，快下來！
1231
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:25,901
沒關係，早就當我的命沒了
1232
01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:27,069
廢話，丟他！
1233
01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:28,153
-就是啊
-丟他
1234
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,905
-丟他…
-丟他…
1235
01:13:29,988 --> 01:13:31,907
快，快下來！
1236
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,201
去死吧
1237
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:36,787
丟他
1238
01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:38,831
既然如此，我就成全你
1239
01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:47,589
怎麼這麼快？
1240
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,276
這是什麼招數？
1241
01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:08,819
-他在幹嘛？
-睡覺？
1242
01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,335
這一招難道就是…
1243
01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:28,213
新師叔的睡夢羅漢拳？
1244
01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:29,923
佈陣
1245
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,149
天亮沒？
1246
01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:34,071
我踢！
1247
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,502
各位不好意思，我贏了
1248
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:51,380
你打贏我們有什麼用？
你又不會打狗棒法
1249
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:53,298
你不配當幫主
1250
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,844
打狗棒是吧？
1251
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:03,767
棒棒都打狗
1252
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,396
誰說我不會打狗棒法？
1253
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:09,523
-不像打狗棒法
-但也蠻厲害的
1254
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:15,904
他打斷了打狗棒
1255
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,114
-是啊
-是啊
1256
01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,367
他打斷我們鎮幫之寶，我們殺了他
1257
01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,911
-沒錯，我們殺了他
-殺了他
1258
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:36,550
洪七公在此，誰敢放肆？
1259
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,678
我當年定下幫規
1260
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:42,472
任何弟子破了蓮花落陣
1261
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:44,600
都有資格當幫主
1262
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,560
你們是不是忘了？
1263
01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:49,605
丐幫之所以成為天下第一大幫
1264
01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,440
全因為“團結”兩個字
1265
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:54,109
我洪某當年留下打狗棒
1266
01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:56,737
目的只是留給大家作為留念
1267
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:59,364
棒的本身並不代表什麼
1268
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:01,533
但是你們這些蠢蛋居然當寶
1269
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:04,494
還為了爭奪它，而讓丐幫四分五裂
1270
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:07,456
五年沒有幫主在位，你們慚不慚愧？
1271
01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:10,542
蘇燦現在把棒打斷了
讓大家以後沒得爭
1272
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:11,918
絕對是有功而沒有過
1273
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:13,503
這個年輕人雖然資歷淺
1274
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:15,255
但是天才橫溢、聰明絕頂
1275
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,466
還是我洪某的傳人，洪日新親手提攜
1276
01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:19,217
誰要是對付他，就是在對付我
1277
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:22,387
你們不只要選他當幫主
1278
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:26,933
還要交出你們的愛心來愛護他
關懷他、常常請他喝茶
1279
01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:28,560
那我洪某在天之靈
1280
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:32,481
定會保佑丐幫生意興隆、千秋萬世
1281
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,901
喂，是真的還是假的？
1282
01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:38,779
寧可信其有，不可信其無
1283
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:41,156
洪七公顯靈啊！
1284
01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:43,367
天有眼，我們有福了！
1285
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:45,327
-如果讓他當幫主
-這樣也能瞞天過海
1286
01:17:45,410 --> 01:17:47,079
-我果真是天才
-丐幫就會生意興隆
1287
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:48,789
大家有飯吃了！
1288
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:51,375
太好了，有飯吃了！
1289
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,793
發生了什麼事？
1290
01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,338
-參見幫主
-參見幫主
1291
01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:58,090
-太好了…
-太好了…
1292
01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:03,679
這不是贏了嗎？太好了…
1293
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:08,183
莫大叔，我兒子很厲害吧？
1294
01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,604
想不到你學會了睡夢羅漢拳
1295
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,314
-幫主厲害
-厲害
1296
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,275
由現在開始，你就是丐幫幫主
1297
01:18:18,443 --> 01:18:19,778
這一本是《降龍十八掌》
1298
01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:22,072
還有大還丹都交給你
1299
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:25,075
-厲害，幫主厲害！
-希望你好好領導丐幫
1300
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,203
我只想盡快救回如霜
1301
01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:30,372
-幫主！
-幫主！
1302
01:18:30,455 --> 01:18:32,082
如霜總算沒看錯你
1303
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,626
太好了！幫主很棒
1304
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,378
幫主很棒…
1305
01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:43,802
莫大叔…你怎麼了？
1306
01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:44,928
莫大叔…
1307
01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:47,931
莫大叔…
1308
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:50,600
莫大叔…
1309
01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:52,728
-幫主好棒！
-莫大叔！
1310
01:19:42,402 --> 01:19:43,320
燦哥
1311
01:19:43,403 --> 01:19:45,864
降龍十八掌的心法，你真的明白了？
1312
01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:47,741
妳別覺得我很差行不行？
1313
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,618
我得到大還丹的幫助
1314
01:19:49,701 --> 01:19:52,537
全身經脈已經回復正常，內力大增
1315
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,957
降龍十八掌的前十七掌我已經領會到
1316
01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,295
但是第十八式殺龍有悔
既沒有圖，又沒有文字
1317
01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,005
我怎麼看都不明白
1318
01:20:02,422 --> 01:20:05,550
最糟的是莫大叔已經不在，那怎辦？
1319
01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:06,968
沒什麼法子了
1320
01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,137
無論如何，我得先出發去救如霜
1321
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:17,289
皇上有令
1322
01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:19,291
在大營五里外駐紮休息
1323
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,961
你們到大營那去看看準備好了沒
1324
01:21:23,044 --> 01:21:23,962
-是
-是
1325
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:44,941
趙無極
1326
01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,903
你帶這個女人來是什麼意思？
1327
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:49,487
我知道皇上喜歡美女
1328
01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:51,781
所以我獻上一美女給他
1329
01:21:52,365 --> 01:21:53,658
我想見一見皇上
1330
01:21:53,825 --> 01:21:56,369
皇上並沒有詔見，你就別驚動他了
1331
01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:59,122
人來，帶這個女人入營
1332
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:00,040
是
1333
01:22:00,498 --> 01:22:01,416
走吧
1334
01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:07,547
大人，一陣子沒見，氣色不錯
1335
01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:11,009
我想你該回到自己的崗位
1336
01:22:11,092 --> 01:22:12,469
不要再擅離職守
1337
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,346
是
1338
01:22:30,153 --> 01:22:31,154
啟稟皇上
1339
01:22:31,237 --> 01:22:33,156
趙大人帶了個女人來獻給皇上
1340
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,741
女人？
1341
01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,161
趙無極這個人
1342
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:41,331
我先去沐浴更衣，稍後帶她來見我
1343
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:42,374
是
1344
01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,523
這個王八蛋
1345
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:08,566
又想見皇上
1346
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:12,862
再讓你多見幾次
我豈不是連官都沒得當了？
1347
01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:18,785
來人
1348
01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:21,371
大人
1349
01:23:21,621 --> 01:23:23,206
-看看發生什麼事
-是
1350
01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:29,713
大人，樹林裡有一大隊人馬
1351
01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:31,589
什麼人馬？
1352
01:23:31,756 --> 01:23:32,757
不知道
1353
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,593
放狼煙，戒備
1354
01:23:35,677 --> 01:23:36,553
-是
-是
1355
01:23:45,895 --> 01:23:47,689
前鋒營放狼煙，大家戒備
1356
01:23:47,772 --> 01:23:48,648
是
1357
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:51,377
臭乞丐？
1358
01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:58,551
蘇察哈爾燦，你搞什麼鬼？
1359
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:00,345
沒什麼
1360
01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:02,597
只是想向你討個錢
1361
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:05,433
豈有此理，你是不是不想活了？
1362
01:25:05,558 --> 01:25:06,976
不想活的是你
1363
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:11,397
趙無極陰謀造反，正帶著人去殺皇帝
1364
01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:12,857
你還糊裡糊塗
1365
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,318
你以為你是誰？
1366
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:17,987
膽大包天，竟敢誣告官員？
1367
01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:19,572
再行一步
1368
01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:21,074
-格殺勿論
-好！
1369
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,872
阿燦，對方這麼多人，我們怎麼打？
1370
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:28,873
-長老
-是
1371
01:25:29,582 --> 01:25:30,583
其他人馬呢？
1372
01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,085
其他人馬正在趕來了
1373
01:25:33,711 --> 01:25:34,712
沒時間再等了
1374
01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:36,589
你們留下來接應其他兄弟
1375
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:37,757
-我先上
-我後來補上
1376
01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:38,758
是真的才說
1377
01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:40,260
幫主，你放心去吧
1378
01:25:41,177 --> 01:25:42,804
我現在是死定了嗎？放心去？
1379
01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:44,681
說句吉利話行不行？
1380
01:25:44,764 --> 01:25:45,640
行
1381
01:25:45,765 --> 01:25:49,519
恭祝你福壽與天齊
1382
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,480
慶賀你生辰快樂
1383
01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,482
年年都有今日…
1384
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,234
-夠了…
-還沒唱完
1385
01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:57,777
-等我走了你才唱
-好的
1386
01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:02,198
年年都有今日，歲歲都有今朝
1387
01:26:02,365 --> 01:26:05,869
恭喜你…
1388
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:12,542
前面放狼煙，一定是有人打草驚蛇
1389
01:26:15,503 --> 01:26:16,671
-準備麒麟煙
-是
1390
01:26:16,754 --> 01:26:17,589
攻入大營
1391
01:27:18,983 --> 01:27:19,984
造反了
1392
01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:22,362
這些狗賊真的造反了
1393
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,072
太可惡了！
1394
01:27:24,155 --> 01:27:26,074
沒把你射死的那個人才是最可惡
1395
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,369
糟糕，毒煙吹向皇上大營
1396
01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:31,079
這次慘了
1397
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:38,628
不是，風向轉了
1398
01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:40,797
對，等等我！
1399
01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:45,343
丐幫再不撤退，格殺勿論！
1400
01:28:04,195 --> 01:28:05,196
你們看！
1401
01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,035
是天理教的麒麟煙
1402
01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:24,132
大家鎮定點，用尿可以解毒
1403
01:28:24,924 --> 01:28:26,175
喂，那快撤尿…
1404
01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:33,224
喂，那我怎麼辦？
1405
01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:35,601
不怕，我的尿多，分一點給妳
1406
01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:36,686
來…遮住…
1407
01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:43,484
衝！
1408
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:53,828
形勢如何？
1409
01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:56,039
托皇上鴻福，風向轉變
1410
01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:57,540
毒煙已吹不過來
1411
01:28:57,623 --> 01:28:59,292
四圍營和左右護翼情況怎麼樣？
1412
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:00,835
皇上，都全軍覆沒了
1413
01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:03,004
拿刀來
1414
01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:04,255
-皇上，不要啊
-皇上，不要啊
1415
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:05,506
-皇上，不要啊
-別攔著我，走開！
1416
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:07,383
-皇上，很危險的！
-皇上，別去啊
1417
01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:09,177
不去？難道坐在這裡等死嗎？
1418
01:29:09,260 --> 01:29:10,470
-皇上，別去啊
-走開！
1419
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:11,721
要保住性命啊
1420
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,389
我叫你們走開！
1421
01:29:13,639 --> 01:29:15,141
-皇上，不要啊
-別去啊…
1422
01:29:15,224 --> 01:29:16,225
不能去啊
1423
01:29:54,472 --> 01:29:55,681
-護駕
-是
1424
01:30:18,412 --> 01:30:19,997
-皇上！
-是！
1425
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:21,791
阿燦？
1426
01:30:23,793 --> 01:30:24,794
如霜
1427
01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:26,337
你怎麼來到這裡的？
1428
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,798
怎麼來？說來話長
1429
01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:30,800
昨晚我未吃夜宵就臨夜起程
1430
01:30:30,883 --> 01:30:32,051
攀過金山嶺
1431
01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:34,303
今天早上就已身在萬里長城
1432
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:36,597
我們停了半個時辰吃早飯
1433
01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:37,765
我小了一個便
1434
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:38,724
-是嗎？
-是
1435
01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:41,269
我本來想找蕃薯吃，誰知道只有饅頭
1436
01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:43,563
妳知道的，饅頭根本不合我胃口
1437
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,941
微臣救駕來遲，望皇上恕罪
1438
01:30:49,026 --> 01:30:50,236
保護皇上
1439
01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:51,154
-是
-是
1440
01:30:51,237 --> 01:30:52,530
-快…
-是
1441
01:30:54,615 --> 01:30:56,701
-你這個叛賊，捉住他！
-是
1442
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:03,416
皇上！
1443
01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:08,754
狗皇帝，把你的江山交給我
1444
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:09,922
你說什麼？
1445
01:31:12,925 --> 01:31:13,801
是你？
1446
01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:15,678
是我，蘇乞丐
1447
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:19,390
蘇乞丐？你不是在乞丐窩裡睡覺嗎？
1448
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,893
是，這麼說來我有點睏
1449
01:31:59,013 --> 01:31:59,847
睡羅漢？
1450
01:32:00,139 --> 01:32:01,098
失禮了
1451
01:32:02,141 --> 01:32:04,352
你披頭散髮的樣子也蠻像乞丐的
1452
01:32:04,518 --> 01:32:06,145
有沒有興趣加入我們丐幫？
1453
01:32:07,813 --> 01:32:10,191
想不到你這條臭鹹魚也能翻身
1454
01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:12,568
是啊，這都是拜你所賜
1455
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:18,908
你使出全力了？我還沒呢
1456
01:32:37,134 --> 01:32:38,052
蠢蛋！
1457
01:32:38,261 --> 01:32:40,680
普天之下，除了降龍十八掌
1458
01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:42,515
什麼武功我都不放在眼內
1459
01:32:54,485 --> 01:32:56,821
降龍十八掌第七式
1460
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:00,616
飛龍在天
1461
01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,536
神龍擺尾，烏龍偷心
1462
01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:05,997
雙龍出海，戰龍在田
龍飛鳳舞，伏虎降龍
1463
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,040
縮龍成寸，龍蛇混雜
龍的傳人，龍鳳呈祥
1464
01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:09,458
龍馬精神，望夫成龍
1465
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:10,668
打完收工
1466
01:33:45,161 --> 01:33:47,830
怎麼只有十七掌？太可惜了
1467
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,082
如果你學會第十八掌
就一定可以打贏我
1468
01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:51,667
不過你已經沒這個機會了
1469
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:00,676
阿燦！
1470
01:34:14,732 --> 01:34:15,691
我想到了
1471
01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:18,569
原來前十七掌融合一起就是第十八掌
1472
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:20,988
我實在是太聰明了
1473
01:34:50,684 --> 01:34:53,437
第十八掌，殺龍有悔
1474
01:35:23,092 --> 01:35:25,219
阿燦，你沒事吧？
1475
01:35:25,469 --> 01:35:27,263
妳看我的姿勢，妳覺的呢？
1476
01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:29,265
你的姿勢是很帥
1477
01:35:29,432 --> 01:35:30,891
但看你的樣子就很有問題
1478
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:32,184
別傻了，我沒事
1479
01:35:32,268 --> 01:35:33,561
今天晚上洞房都沒問題
1480
01:35:33,644 --> 01:35:34,603
這麼厲害？
1481
01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,114
-幫主
-阿燦
1482
01:35:45,197 --> 01:35:46,157
-姐姐
-阿燦…
1483
01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:47,324
-你們沒事吧？
-姐姐
1484
01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:48,701
-小翠
-趙無極呢？
1485
01:35:49,743 --> 01:35:50,995
到處都是
1486
01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,455
-到處都是？
-到處都是？
1487
01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:54,373
他已經化為煙塵了
1488
01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:57,376
化為煙塵那麼囂張？呸！
1489
01:35:57,501 --> 01:35:58,335
報告幫主
1490
01:35:58,419 --> 01:36:00,296
趙無極的人馬都被我們抓住了
1491
01:36:00,379 --> 01:36:02,256
-別動…
-蹲下
1492
01:36:04,258 --> 01:36:05,384
各位兄弟，辛苦了
1493
01:36:05,468 --> 01:36:09,346
-幫主萬歲！
-幫主萬歲！
1494
01:36:09,472 --> 01:36:12,349
如霜，妳記不記得
我們之間還有一個協議？
1495
01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:14,143
記得
1496
01:36:15,227 --> 01:36:17,021
一人之下，萬人之上
1497
01:36:17,104 --> 01:36:19,106
蓋世武功，狀元之才
1498
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,983
可惜我始終都當不成狀元
1499
01:36:21,150 --> 01:36:22,151
是啊
1500
01:36:22,568 --> 01:36:24,278
不過我不喜歡狀元
1501
01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:25,863
我比較喜歡乞丐
1502
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:29,074
你先，我後來補上
1503
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,704
-幫主萬歲！
-幫主萬歲！
1504
01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:41,253
-幫主萬歲！
-幫主萬歲！
1505
01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:43,297
僧格林參
1506
01:36:44,256 --> 01:36:46,050
你竟不分青紅皂白
1507
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,760
你引狼入室
1508
01:36:48,010 --> 01:36:50,054
朕現在貶你為乞丐
1509
01:36:50,387 --> 01:36:52,973
你當乞丐很好，看你的樣子很有天分
1510
01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:54,808
明天到城隍廟報到
1511
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:56,727
有事報我的名字就行了
1512
01:36:58,354 --> 01:37:00,648
謝謝幫主，謝謝幫主關照
1513
01:37:00,731 --> 01:37:01,565
蘇燦
1514
01:37:02,316 --> 01:37:03,609
你有什麼要求？
1515
01:37:06,403 --> 01:37:07,780
你真沒話跟朕說？
1516
01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:13,994
有什麼好說呢？走
1517
01:37:14,870 --> 01:37:15,913
扶我起來
1518
01:37:16,789 --> 01:37:18,415
蘇英雄…
1519
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:19,667
放下來
1520
01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:21,335
你別以為救過朕…
1521
01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:23,921
你對朕不敬，朕一樣能殺了你
1522
01:37:24,713 --> 01:37:27,299
你要殺我就不會蹲著跟我說話了
1523
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:30,302
蹲了就不要動，否則更顯眼
1524
01:37:33,222 --> 01:37:34,932
其實我跟你沒什麼關係
1525
01:37:35,099 --> 01:37:36,850
真的沒什麼好談
1526
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:38,644
你丐幫弟子幾千萬
1527
01:37:38,727 --> 01:37:41,063
你一天不解散，朕怎麼安心？
1528
01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:44,108
丐幫有多少乞丐不是由我決定
1529
01:37:44,191 --> 01:37:45,317
而是由你決定
1530
01:37:45,609 --> 01:37:46,569
我？
1531
01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,573
如果你真的英明神武
讓我們國泰民安
1532
01:37:50,906 --> 01:37:52,783
誰會願意當乞丐？
1533
01:37:55,035 --> 01:37:56,912
-有道理…
-好自為之吧
1534
01:37:57,997 --> 01:37:58,914
不過
1535
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:01,709
你總該給朕一點面子，讓朕好下台
1536
01:38:02,751 --> 01:38:03,627
好
1537
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:06,630
-皇上吉祥，萬歲，萬萬歲！
-平身…
1538
01:38:13,387 --> 01:38:15,097
兄弟，認得我嗎？
1539
01:38:15,389 --> 01:38:17,474
厚臉皮乞丐，化成灰也認得你
1540
01:38:17,558 --> 01:38:19,143
還揹著女兒，博取同情啊？
1541
01:38:19,226 --> 01:38:20,477
對啊，施捨點吧
1542
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:22,813
都說過不給乞丐了，走吧！
1543
01:38:22,896 --> 01:38:23,981
不給不行
1544
01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:25,232
奉旨的，兄弟
1545
01:38:26,358 --> 01:38:28,986
“奉旨乞食”？有沒有搞錯？
1546
01:38:29,069 --> 01:38:31,447
沒有搞錯！爽快點
1547
01:38:31,530 --> 01:38:32,489
怕了你
1548
01:38:32,740 --> 01:38:33,866
先別走
1549
01:38:33,949 --> 01:38:35,075
又怎麼了？
1550
01:38:35,159 --> 01:38:38,078
-還有一家大小的，多加點吧
-叔叔…
1551
01:38:38,245 --> 01:38:39,371
-別爭啊
-加多少啊？
1552
01:38:39,455 --> 01:38:40,748
沒有一千，也給個幾百吧
1553
01:38:40,831 --> 01:38:42,291
-給錢我吧…
-乖
1554
01:38:42,374 --> 01:38:44,835
-給我吧…
-給我吧…快給我吧
1555
01:38:44,918 --> 01:38:45,836
-給我吧
-是啊
1556
01:38:45,919 --> 01:38:47,254
-還不快謝謝人家？
-謝謝叔叔
1557
01:38:47,963 --> 01:38:49,256
-謝謝！
-謝謝叔叔
1558
01:38:49,423 --> 01:38:50,966
去買東西吃了…
1559
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,804
跟著我，走了
1560
01:38:56,430 --> 01:38:58,807
-快點走吧
-你走去哪？怎麼不跟著？
1561
01:38:59,433 --> 01:39:01,185
-不要，不給你
-走了
1562
01:39:01,268 --> 01:39:04,146
-給我吧…
-給了你，我就沒了
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