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[marching band plays]
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[male announcer] Gomer Pyle, USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.
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Well, for goodness sakes!
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- Wait a minute, Joey.
- What's the matter?
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Well, there's a picture there
of somebody I think I know.
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Him? Moose Lewis? You know him?
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Yeah.
What's his picture doing in the paper?
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You gotta be kidding! Moose Lewis
is a fullback for the Boston Bulldogs.
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They're playing the Kings here Sunday
for the division title.
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You know Moose?
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Well, yeah, but I never did call him
Moose. His name was Ellery.
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But I'm sure that's him.
Let me take a closer look.
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- Hey, Eddy, come here.
- What's up?
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Well, Gomer just said
he's a personal friend of Moose Lewis.
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Of the Boston Bulldogs?
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Well, yeah, but if this is the same fella,
and I'm almost positive it is,
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he worked with me a summer at the filling
station back home in Mayberry.
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Fact is
he once knitted me a pair of socks.
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Moose Lewis knitted you a pair of socks?
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Well, he was kind of a nervous fella
and he liked to keep his hands busy,
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so he took up knitting. And there wasn't
nobody else to knit for, so he decided...
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Gomer, if he knitted you a pair of socks,
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it's gotta be a different Lewis.
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Well, you may be right.
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Sure looks like him, though.
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Listen, Ziggy, you must have something.
All I need is one ticket.
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Yeah? Good, I'll take it. Where is it?
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Ten-yard line? How high up?
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What? If the weather's lousy,
I'll be sitting in a cloud!
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Okay, okay, I won't quibble. How much?
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15 bucks?! For a $5 ticket?
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You must be out of your head!
Nah, forget it.
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I was willing to pay something extra,
but that's way out of line.
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Nah, forget it, forget it. I'll go
somewhere else. No! Forget it!
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How do you like that?
15 bucks for a $5 ticket!
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Boy, they really know
how to put the screws to you.
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Well, it is sold out, Sarge,
and there's no TV.
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Yeah, yeah, but there are tickets.
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It's just a question
of how much you wanna pay.
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Hey, wait a minute. I know a guy.
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Uh... Cummings, Cummings.
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Uh, Jimmy Cummings.
I got tickets from him once before.
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Where's the phone book?
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Ah, here it is. Let's see now.
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Cummings, Cummings.
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- [phone rings]
- Get that, will you?
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Company B.
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Uh, who?
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Uh, just a second, sir.
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- It's a guy who wants to talk to Pyle.
- Hang up.
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There are no personal calls
in this office.
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I'm sorry, sir,
but there's no personal calls...
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What?
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- He says he's from out of town.
- [groans]
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Just a second, sir.
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Hey, Gomer.
There's a telephone call for you.
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Cudahy, Culpepper, Cullum...
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- Phone call for me? Who is it?
- Some guy from out of town.
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Golly sakes,
I wonder who in the world it could be.
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Hurry it up, Pyle, I wanna use that phone.
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Oh, hello, Gomer Pyle speaking.
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Hey, Gome! You know who this is?
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- Well, the voice is familiar.
- Ah, yeah, here it is.
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It's Ellery! Ellery Lewis!
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Well, for goodness gracious sakes!
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What in the world are you doing in town?
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You are? Then that was you!
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- I thought I recognized you.
- Get off, Pyle, I wanna make a call.
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Hey, Ellery, you know them socks
you knitted for me?
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I wore them for almost two years.
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[laughs] Well, of course not every day.
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Hurry it up, Pyle,
I got important business here!
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Listen, Gome, I'm only gonna be in town
till Sunday night,
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but I sure would like to see you.
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How about you coming out to the game
Sunday and see us play?
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Pyle, I'm giving you just three seconds
to hang up!
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Well, let's just say that
I'll try to be there if I can,
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and if I don't have the duty.
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By the way, where you staying at, Ellery?
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- Uh-huh.
- Give me that!
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Sergeant Carter here.
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Uh, for your information, this is
the US Marines and not a social club,
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and this happens to be a business phone,
so I am hanging up.
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Yes, that's right, that's the way it is!
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- But, Sergeant...
- Get out of here, Pyle.
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Get back to what
you're supposed to be doing.
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But, Sergeant, I hadn't talked to Ellery
in almost five years.
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Out, Pyle! Out, out!
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Out, out, out, out, out,
out, out, out, out!
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Hello, Jimmy?
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Uh, this is Vince, your old buddy.
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Uh, Vince... Carter.
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Carter. You remember.
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I bought them fight tickets from you.
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Yeah, the Clay-Liston fight
two years ago in Vegas.
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Listen, Jimmy, I was wondering,
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uh, do you have any tickets
for the football game Sunday?
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- Gomer!
- [both laugh]
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- Hey, Ellery!
- Boy, if you ain't a sight for sore eyes!
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Man, look at you!
Look at that uniform and everything!
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- Boy, you done filled out!
- Well, you done filled out, too.
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Just look at you, Ellery,
a big, famous football player.
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Ah, it's just a job.
Better than working that gas station.
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Hey, now, you're gonna come to the game
and sit on the bench with the players.
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Why, I sure would like to.
Is it all right if I bring a friend along?
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- I'd like to bring Sergeant Carter.
- Carter?
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Isn't that that guy
hung up on me this morning?
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Well, yeah,
but he's really a very nice fella.
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He was just a little bit nervous
this morning.
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He had a real important phone call
to make and I was tying up the phone.
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- Bring him. Bring him anyway.
- Oh, well, thank you, Ellery.
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Now, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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Is this your friend Ai
who's got this ticket?
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Oh, his brother.
Well, why ain't he going...
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Oh, the flu, huh?
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Well, what if he gets better?
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Yeah? What does the doctor say?
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- I see. [chuckles]
- Sergeant. Sergeant Carter.
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Well, hold it, Mort.
What do you want, Pyle?
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Well, I've kind of got some exciting news.
See, my friend, Ellery Lewis, is in town
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and, well, if you're not doing anything
Sunday afternoon...
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What have you got in mind, a picnic?
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[laughs] No, Sergeant!
You see, he wants us...
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Thanks, Pyle,
I got plans Sunday, big plans.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm kind of busy right now, okay?
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Look, Mort, here's the thing.
What if this guy does get better?
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Well, what's his temperature right now?
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Uh-huh.
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What it is, Sergeant, see, Ellery invited
me to the big football game on Sunday
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and he said I could bring a friend.
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Hold it, Mort. Look, Pyle, will you stop
yakking in my ear and get out of here?
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- I told you, I got plans Sunday!
- Well, all right.
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Now, here's the thing, Mort.
I got this chance for a ticket, see?
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It's available, and if I blow it
and this guy, Freddie, gets better,
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then where does that leave me?
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15 bucks for a $5 ticket.
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Rat!
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[groans]
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[Gomer snores softly]
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Pyle.
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- Pyle.
- [gasps]
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[Carter grunts]
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Sergeant, what's the matter?
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Uh, nothing.
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Listen, Pyle...
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Pyle, remember when you came
to the office this afternoon?
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I was talking on the phone
and you were trying to tell me something.
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What was that?
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- This afternoon?
- Yeah.
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Did you say you had a friend who was
inviting you to the football game Sunday?
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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It is? You mean this guy's got tickets?
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Well, no.
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You see, he's one of the players
for the Boston Bulldogs.
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He is? What's his name, Pyle?
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- Ellery Lewis.
- Ellery?
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Well, in the newspapers,
they called him Moose.
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Oh, Moose Lewis? Moose Lewis?!
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Yeah, he's a friend of mine
from back home.
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This friend of yours is... Moose Lewis?
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Uh-huh. He invited me to the game Sunday
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and he told me I could bring a friend
and we could sit on the bench.
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Hmm?!
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On the bench? On the bench?!
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Hold it down, Pyle, hold it down.
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Pyle...
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...this is the truth, ain't it,
the absolute truth?
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I mean, this is very important to me.
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You see, I got a ticket,
and if I pass it up
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and this turns out to be
some kind of cock-and-bull story...
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Well, no, Sergeant, it's the truth.
Ellery told me so hisself.
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Yeah, Pyle, but sometimes you have a way
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of getting things a little confused.
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Look, Pyle, could we go down and see Moose
together? Could I meet Moose?
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Well, sure, I'll call him
first thing in the morning.
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Yeah, good, good.
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You call him first thing in the morning.
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Good night, Pyle.
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[chuckles]
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- Pyle?
- Hm?
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You see this?
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That's the Marine Corps emblem.
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Swear you know Moose Lewis.
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- You okay, Moose?
- Yeah, sure, I'm all right.
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You guys go on out, I'll be...
I'll be back in a minute.
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- You're sure you're okay, huh?
- Yeah.
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Get the phone, will you?
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What phone?
Listen, you sure you're all right?
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Yeah, I... I'm all right, Ed.
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Hey, I'm George.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- We better get the doctor.
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Get the phone on your way out.
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- [knock at door]
- Yeah?
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Well, there he is right there.
Hi, Ellery. How you doing?
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[Gomer] Ellery, this here is Sergeant
Carter, the fella I was telling you about.
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Sergeant, this here is Ellery Lewis.
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Hi there, Moose. Glad to know you.
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This is a real pleasure. [laughs]
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The reason we come down here today was the
sergeant didn't quite believe I knew you.
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Oh, come on, Pyle, that ain't true.
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I just wanted to meet Moose, that's all.
[laughs]
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Hey, Moose?
What are you guys doing in here?
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Well, hey there, I'm Gomer Pyle,
this is Sergeant Carter.
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- We're real good friends of Ellery's.
- Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, yeah? Hey, Moose, you know these guys?
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- What?
- But, Ellery, you know me, Gomer.
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You invited me
to sit on the bench tomorrow.
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What are you talking about? Nobody sits
on the bench except the players.
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But Ellery,
I just talked to you on the phone.
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- Yeah, get the phone.
- Come on, you guys, out. Out!
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Come on, scram,
before I call one of the guards.
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- But, Ellery...
- Come on, Pyle.
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Go-Olly, I just don't understand it.
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Ellery sure remembered me yesterday.
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You swore... on the Marine emblem.
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Gomer? Hey, Gomer!
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- Well, hey, Ellery. What you doing here?
- Looking for you.
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Listen, did you come down this morning
to see me at practice?
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Yeah, we sure did. Me and the sergeant
talked to you in the locker room,
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- but you didn't remember me.
- Then it was you.
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They told me some guys came in to see me.
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I got shook up on a play this morning. For
a while, I didn't even know where I was.
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Oh, is that what happened?
Well, how are you feeling now?
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Fine, Gome, fine. I just wanted
to make sure you wasn't sore.
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Gosh, no.
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Listen, and you're coming down tomorrow
now to the game to see us, huh?
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- Well, of course I will.
- Good.
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Make sure you bring your sergeant,
you hear?
231
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,615
Okay, Ziggy, you win.
232
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,786
I gotta see that game, even if it costs me
25. Where will you have the ticket?
233
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,498
Right out in front of the main gate.
234
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,458
Yeah, I'll have cash!
235
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,170
And I ain't gonna forget how you held me
up on this deal, either! Right!
236
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,050
Creep.
237
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,554
Hey, Ellery, do you mind if we stop by
and tell the sergeant what happened?
238
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,640
Sure, but then I gotta run.
We got a skull session back at the hotel.
239
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,892
- Oh, well, thank you.
- All right.
240
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,853
Moose?!
241
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,980
- Hey, Sergeant, we was just...
- Hi, Sarge.
242
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,232
I was just getting ready to come over
and apologize.
243
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:40,153
You see, what happened this morning
is Ellery got hit in practice in the head
244
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,281
- and he was still kind of woozy.
- I didn't even know you guys was there.
245
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:47,535
- They told me about it later on.
- Oh! That's what happened!
246
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,163
- Yeah.
- I figured it was something like that.
247
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,624
I mean, I knew Pyle wouldn't lie
about knowing you.
248
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,877
Well, I just wanted to make sure
you wasn't sore.
249
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,670
And you're coming to see me
tomorrow, right?
250
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,048
- Oh, sure.
- Tomorrow? To the game?
251
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,216
And sit on the bench?
Is that what you mean, Moose?
252
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,261
I told Gomer I'll have some bench passes
waiting for you.
253
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,181
Well, I gotta get going.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
254
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,016
- See ya, Moose.
- Take care now.
255
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,727
Take care, Moose!
256
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,021
We'll see you tomorrow, Moose, ol' buddy!
257
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,815
Right there on the bench, Moose!
We'll be there, Moose!
258
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,276
[laughs] Great guy, that Moose.
259
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,614
Hello, Ziggy? Carter.
260
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,074
Yeah.
261
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:31,162
You know that little $5 ticket you got
that you're trying to get 25 bucks for?
262
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,123
Well, you still got it, Ziggy.
263
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,126
I mean I ain't taking it.
264
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:41,297
I'm sitting on the bench tomorrow
as the personal guest of Moose Lewis.
265
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,759
You heard me, Moose Lewis.
266
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,597
Gee, Ziggy, I hope you don't get stuck
with that ticket.
267
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,974
'Cause a ticket like that
would be hard to get rid of
268
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,060
even at the regular price.
269
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,481
[laughs]
270
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,619
- Hey, Pyle, get on this side of me, huh?
- What's the matter?
271
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,871
There's a guy down there
I don't wanna see.
272
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,749
See the guy in the felt hat?
The tough-looking guy? That's Ziggy.
273
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,502
- I don't wanna talk to him.
- Is that the fella who was on the phone?
274
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,421
Yeah, yeah, I don't want him to see me.
275
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,968
[man] Hold your own tickets, please.
Step right in.
276
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,762
[man] Come right through.
Hold your own ticket. Thank you.
277
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,643
- Do you have a pass here for Gomer Pyle?
- A bench pass.
278
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,437
- Bench pass?
- Yeah.
279
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,442
- Pyle, yeah. Here you are. Go right in.
- Great! Go ahead, Pyle.
280
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,485
Hold it. Hold it.
Now, where are you going?
281
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,696
That pass there for Pyle,
that includes me, too.
282
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,364
- It does?
- Yeah.
283
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,660
- It doesn't. All it says is "Gomer Pyle."
- [Gomer] Well, there must be some mistake.
284
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,706
My friend Ellery Lewis said that he'd
leave a bench pass here for the two of us.
285
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,500
I'm sorry, soldier.
Now, are you going in or ain't you?
286
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,295
- Well, I'm not going in alone.
- All right, then you ain't going in.
287
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,340
Wait a minute! Listen, we talked to
Mr. Lewis yesterday, personally,
288
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,719
and he told us there would be a pass here
that included both of us!
289
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,388
Look, buddy, what do you want from me?
I only work here.
290
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,850
Oh, for crying out loud! Come on, Pyle!
291
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,519
Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
292
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,441
Wouldn't you know it?
It was too good to be true. I knew it.
293
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,319
- Well, I'm sorry as I can be, Sergeant.
- Oh, forget it, Pyle.
294
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,198
It ain't your fault.
I talked to Moose. I heard him myself.
295
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,951
It's some mix-up.
That stupid guy on the gate!
296
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,788
Listen, Sergeant, I got an idea.
Why don't you go in instead of me?
297
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:41,250
- Oh, no, Pyle. I couldn't do that.
- Why not?
298
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,711
I wish you would, 'cause I know
how much it means to you.
299
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,005
And it really don't mean that much to me.
300
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,257
- No, Pyle.
- Sure, Sergeant.
301
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,385
You go ahead and take the ticket.
I really don't care that much.
302
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,930
I'll just wait out here in the car for you
and maybe have a nap.
303
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:59,769
Yeah? Well, gee, Pyle, I hate to do this,
but... I will.
304
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,730
And I won't forget this, Pyle.
You can bet on that.
305
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,233
Oh, sure, Sergeant.
Go on in there and enjoy yourself.
306
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:09,111
Okay. And I'll make it up to you, Pyle.
I swear, I'll make it up to you.
307
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,447
Have a good time, Sergeant.
I'll see you later at the car.
308
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,742
Thanks again, Pyle. Buddy! [laughs]
309
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,789
- Hold it! Hold it!
- Huh?
310
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,583
- You can't use this pass.
- Why not?
311
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,211
- Only Pyle can use this pass.
- Oh, come on!
312
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,213
You said one of us could go in.
313
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,259
I said Pyle could go in
because his name is on the pass.
314
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,304
Now, you can't go in because your name
ain't on this pass. Is that clear?
315
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,683
Now, either Pyle uses this pass
or nobody uses it.
316
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:42,019
Oh, for the... Here, give me that!
317
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:46,274
Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
Will you excuse me? Please?
318
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,527
[Carter] Pyle! Hey, Pyle!
319
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,864
Wait a second.
It won't work. They won't let me in.
320
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,242
Here, you take the pass. Go in yourself.
321
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,202
But what'll you do, Sergeant?
322
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,707
Look, I think I know
where I can get a ticket. You go in.
323
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,835
- I'll meet you out here after the game.
- Okay, Sergeant.
324
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,303
Well, there you are, Ziggy!
I've been looking all over for you!
325
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,513
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, I...
326
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,765
I got the dough here for that ticket.
327
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,143
What ticket?
I thought you were sitting on the bench.
328
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,440
The bench? Oh, uh... well, that was a gag.
329
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,943
You mean you went for that?
I was just kidding you, Ziggy!
330
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,029
Some gag, huh? [laughs]
331
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,870
Gee, I, uh, hope you didn't sell
that ticket.
332
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,414
Not yet,
but I will in a couple of minutes.
333
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,000
A guy just went over to the window
to break a hundred.
334
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,668
He did?
335
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,879
Oh, but I can still have it.
336
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,922
First come, first served, right, Ziggy?
337
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,885
- Sure, Carter. Cash on the barrel head.
- I got it here. 25, right, Ziggy?
338
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,803
Wrong, Carter. 50.
339
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,764
50?
340
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Sergeant! Sergeant!
Did you buy that ticket yet?
341
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,817
Well, sure, Pyle.
How do you think I got in? Why?
342
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,820
Well, I just talked to Ellery
and I got you a bench pass.
343
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,365
No.
344
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,325
No, no, no!
345
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,452
I just spent 50 bucks for this!
346
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,331
Well... forget it.
347
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,958
It's all right, Pyle.
348
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,671
I'm just gonna figure I spent 50 bucks
to sit on the bench.
349
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,423
I mean, it's worth it, ain't it?
It's once in a lifetime, right?
350
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:38,594
Sure. I'm just gonna forget the dough
and have myself a ball.
351
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,721
- Well, good, Sergeant.
- Yeah, let's go, Pyle!
352
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,599
Let's go see that football game! [laughs]
353
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,689
[crowd cheers]
354
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,365
[cheering]
355
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,368
- Hey, Doc! Did we miss anything?
- Just the kickoff.
356
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,913
- It's our ball on the 30.
- Great! Come on, Pyle.
357
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,623
[laughs]
358
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,213
See, fellas? We got our bench passes!
We're supposed to sit here!
359
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,465
[laughs]
360
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,222
Um...
361
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:29,270
Uh, look, Pyle, uh...
can I sit on the end?
362
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,356
I mean, the view's better there. And you
really don't care that much, do you?
363
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:37,570
- Oh, no, Sergeant. You can sit here.
- Okay, Pyle. Thanks a lot. [laughs]
364
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,823
Oh, boy! What a thrill, huh?
365
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,075
This is the greatest day of my life.
366
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,747
Hey, the first play!
367
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,999
[Carter] Come on, Ellery! Come on!
368
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,834
Come on, Moose! Come on, Moose!
369
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,627
[Carter] Come on! Come on!
370
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,173
[whistle blows]
371
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,595
Sergeant Carter! Sergeant?
372
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,182
[doctor] Here, I better have a look at him.
Give me some room here, will you, fellas?
373
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,565
- Is he all right?
- Oh, yeah, he's fine.
374
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,651
Just shook up a little.
He'll be okay in a couple of hours.
375
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,739
- Couple of hours? He'll miss the game!
- Oh, say, listen, he's lucky he's alive.
376
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,825
Ai, Dick, bring the stretcher over here.
Take him down to the locker room.
377
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,703
Go-Olly.
378
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,290
I'm sorry, Sergeant. This is all my fault.
379
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,627
- I should've been sitting on the end.
- Yeah.
380
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,546
Get the phone, will you?
381
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,098
Are you sure you're feeling all right now,
Sergeant?
382
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:51,519
Boy, it sure was nice of Moose
to give me the game ball.
383
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,272
And the whole team signed it, too.
Boy, that was great!
384
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,316
Well, he felt bad about you
missing the game.
385
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,443
And I felt bad about it, too, Sergeant.
386
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,737
But, boy,
you ought to have seen old Moose run.
387
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,657
The way he dodged around there,
just like a jackrabbit.
388
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:09,495
Yeah, well, I did get to sit on the bench,
and I got to see the first play.
389
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,789
And I got the game ball.
390
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:16,669
All in all, it was a great day, Pyle,
a really great day. [laughs]
391
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,966
Hold it. Hold it.
Now, where are you guys going?
392
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,093
- Huh?
- Well, we're going to our car.
393
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,805
- Where'd you get the ball?
- Oh, Moose Lewis gave it to me.
394
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,765
It's the game ball.
He made me a present of it.
395
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:33,686
Oh, yeah? You can't get that ball out of
here without a permit. You got a permit?
396
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,729
No. But it's mine.
397
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,274
- You see, Moose Lewis, he's the...
- Wait a minute.
398
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,860
Ain't you the guy I had trouble with
before the game,
399
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,696
- trying to get in on a phony pass?
- No.
400
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,908
Well, maybe you did, but so what?
You ain't taking this ball.
401
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,785
Oh, yes, I am.
402
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,413
How do I know? You might've stole it.
Come on, give me that ball.
403
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,207
Oh, no, you don't!
You ain't taking this ball. Here, Pyle!
404
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,880
I'm clear! Hit me, Pyle! Hit me!
405
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,507
Hit me, Pyle! Hit me!
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