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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle, USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Sergeant Carter! [laughs]

My old amigo!

General Cortez.
It's good to see you again.

Yes. Isn't it?

[Gray] The general's on his way to
Washington and he made a special stopover

just to visit with us.
He'll be staying overnight

and I offered to have
a little reception in his honor,

but he said he'd rather spend the time
with you and your men.

I'm honored, sir.

Sergeant Carter,
I leave the responsibility

for the general's comfort and
entertainment entirely in your hands.

Now, gentlemen,
if you'll excuse me,

you're welcome to use my office
for your plans.

Thank you, Colonel.

I have not forgot how kind
you were to me, Sergeant.

Tonight, we will celebrate my visit
with a night on your town.

Well, I'll certainly be
looking forward to that, sir.

Is there any place special
you had in mind?

Special? Oh! The most special!

The best dancing, the best dining,
the best wine!

Well, there's the Club Chi-Chi.

Chi-Chi. Muy Bien.
That's where we will go.

Tell me, Sergeant, how is
my other good friend, Gomer Pyle?

Oh, he's fine, sir.

Good. Good. I like him.

He speak with a... a funny accent.

[laughs] But I like him.

Gomer!

Gomer Pyle, my number one amigo!

General Cortez!
What in the world are you doing here?

Oh, excuse me, sir.

Oh, Gomer, you don't have to do that.
We are friends!

I see that you have your work to do.
We will talk more later.

You will be my guest tonight in town
with Sergeant Carter.

Oh, well, I sure do appreciate
the invitation, sir,

but, well, I wouldn't wanna be in the way.

Nonsense!
It would not be an evening without you!

It's going to be a big... reunion!

Go-Olly! Sure sounds like a lot of fun.

Good. I see you outside your barracks
at six o'clock.

- Well, I'll be ready.
- Good.

It's wonderful seeing you again, Gomer.

I always get sentimental
when I see old friends.

I'm the same way.

I like you, Gomer.

Until tonight...

...Hasta luego!

[Gomer] And a haster loo-ager to you, sir!

Look, Bunny, what can I do? It's an order
from the colonel. I can't take you.

Well, the general
might wanna talk business.

You know, diplomatic stuff,
like foreign relations.

Bunny, there ain't gonna be no dames!

[car approaches]

Ah! Good evening, Gomer!

Oh, hey, General.

Excuse me, sir,
but ain't that a naval uniform?

Si. I'm not only General of the Army,
I'm First Admiral of the Navy.

The Navy? Well, last time you was here,

you showed me a map of your country
and it was all inland.

There wasn't any water anywhere nearby.

Well, we don't have a Navy yet,
but when we do have one, I am ready.

Ah! Sergeant Carter!

Oh, good evening, General.

Uh, sir, that uniform...

- He's also an admiral.
- Oh. That's nice.

You can call him either one, it's proper.

- Oh.
- Shall we go?

Uh, yes, sir.

- Where are you going, Pyle?
- Well...

- Gomer is with us, of course.
- Huh?

I invite him.

Uh, can I talk to you a minute, sir?

Sir, it's very nice of you to invite him,

but I, uh, thought we'd be talking shop.

You know, foreign relations and all.

Why, I even canceled a date
so's we could be alone.

You mean to say that you canceled a date
with a young lady on my account?

Well, yes, sir. But that's all right.

No, it's not all right! I feel terrible.

Do you think that the senorita
would care to... join us tonight?

Well, yeah, I guess she would.

- [Cortez] Gomer!
- Yes, sir?

Do you have any objection if Sergeant
Carter's senorita join us this evening?

Miss Bunny? Golly, no!

- The more the merrier.
- The more the mer...

[laughs] That's very clever!
That's very clever.

[Cortez] Did you make that up? Very good.

Uh, yeah... Well, fine.

Bunny's working late tonight,
but if you got a second,

- I'll call her and ask her to join us.
- Magnifico!

That's real kind of you to ask Miss Bunny.
She's a real nice person.

I'm sure she is.

I'm just sorry that I did not know
a senorita was going to join us.

I would have worn my dress uniform.

[slow, mellow music plays]

- Very nice, Sergeant, very nice.
- Thank you, sir.

This is one of your more exclusive
night clubs.

Oh, Sergeant, there's Miss Bunny now.

- Hey, Miss Bunny.
- Hi, everybody!

Bunny, this is the gentleman
I told you about this afternoon.

General Cortez, Miss Bunny Wilson.

How do you do?

They told me I was going to meet a lady,

but I did not dream it was going to be
such a beautiful one.

Thank you, General.

Call me Manuel.

- Manuel.
- [chuckles]

Waiter!
A bottle of your best wine immediately.

Why is not the musician playing?

Oh, I guess they're just taking
a little rest.

At a time like this?

We should have lovely music
to match the loveliness of a lovely lady.

Look, Bunny, he's kind of a character,
but just go along with him.

The colonel gave me this assignment.
I gotta do my best.

Oh, all right.
Actually, I think he's kind of cute.

[romantic Latin music plays]

I have ordered the band
to play all night long.

They will feature rumbas, sambas, tangos.

And also the favorite dance
of my country San Miguel,

the boogaloo.

May I have the honor of this dance,
please?

I'd love to!

[romantic Latin music plays]

He's gonna dip her till she drops.

Boy, am I gonna hear it from Bunny
when this night is over.

Well, I don't know, Sergeant,
she seems to be enjoying herself.

[Bunny laughs]

- That's very cute!
- Yes, it is.

- The more the merrier.
- [both laugh]

She's a good actress, that kid.

[applause]

Ah, good, the wine.

It was charming, my dear.
You dance divinely. [laughs]

Vino? [shouts in Spanish]

Please bring me something
a little more dry.

- Anything wrong, sir?
- Oh, no, no. Just changing brands.

Please see to it personally.
Price is no object.

- I'll make it worth your while.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir!

- May I have the honor again?
- Oh, why, sure!

[Rumba music plays]

Boy, that guy don't know when to stop.

Your rumba is even more exquisite
than your tango.

Are you sure that you're not part Latin?

Oh, no, I'm all Irish.

Well, your blood may be Irish,

but... your hips are Spanish.

[laughs] Oh, Manuel!

[slow, mellow music plays]

[Bunny laughs]

- A toast!
- Another one?

Well, I have already toasted
to the rosy lobe of your left ear.

I must pay equal tribute to your right.

[laughs] Well, it's gotta be the last.

- I'm running out of earlobes.
- [both laugh]

- [Carter laughs weakly]
- [Cortez] Waiter!

- Check, please.
- [Carter] Just a minute, General,

- I wanna pay some of that.
- Absolutely not.

- The evening is entirely on me.
- Okay, if you insist.

There you are. 100,000 pesaros.
And you may keep the change.

[waiter] Sir, I'm sorry,
we don't accept foreign money.

Nonsense!
You can exchange this in any bank!

It's as sound as your American dollar.
Come, my dear.

- Gentlemen!
- Yeah?

Just a minute. There isn't enough here
to cover the bill.

What are you talking about?
He says you can exchange it at any bank.

That's right, but 100,000 pesaros
is $7 in American money.

[waiter] And the bill comes to $56.50.

Start digging, Pyle, start digging.

Gomer!

Hey, General. I thought you'd be
on your way to Washington by now.

Si, Gomer.
But I have decided to extend my leave.

- Oh?
- And for a very good reason.

- What?
- Gomer, you are my best amigo,

and I'm going to tell you a secret
that I've not told to anyone else.

- You got boats for your Navy.
- No, Gomer.

This is a secret of the heart.
I'm in love.

In love? Well, ain't that good news!
Who's the lucky girl?

Senorita Bunny.

- Miss Bunny?
- Si. Something is wrong, my amigo?

- You're not happy for me.
- Well, it's not that.

It's just that Miss Bunny
is Sergeant Carter's girl. His steady.

[speaks Spanish]

But how was I to know?

Last night at the dance,
he didn't dance a single dance with her.

Well, you really didn't give him a chance.

You kept Miss Bunny to yourself
pretty much all evening.

You're right. I was selfish.

I feel so ashamed.

But I am a gentleman,

and now that I know she's engaged
to Sergeant Carter,

I will bow out gracefully, of course.

When will they be married?

They haven't set a date. See,
they're not really engaged yet, but...

They're not? Then it's not official?

- Well, not yet, but they...
- Then there's still hope.

- I will stay and woo her.
- Well, what about Sergeant Carter?

Let him woo, too.

The battle of love is on.

And may the best man win.

[doorbell buzzes]

Gomer! What a surprise!

Miss Bunny, I hate to disturb you,
but could I talk to you for a minute?

Sure. Come on in.

Oh, boy, that was some night last night,
huh?

And Manuel is too much.
Look what he sent me!

And get a load of this card.

"The red of these roses is only a start,

for when we're apart,
there's a dart in my heart." [laughs]

Oh, my gosh,
he's fired the first shot of the war.

War? What do you mean?

Well, that's what I came here
to talk to you about.

- He's officially courting you now.
- Oh, Gomer, he can't really be serious.

He's just a sweet, kooky guy.
Who else toasts ear lobes?

But he is serious. He told me so hisself.
He's in love with you.

In love with me? Oh, you're putting me on!

No, I'm not, and when he sets
his mind to something,

he's like a snowball rolling downhill.

How about that? In love with me.

Well, you just have to tell him
you're Sergeant Carter's girlfriend,

and that if he goes any further,
the sergeant's gonna get awful mad.

Yeah, he would, wouldn't he?

And that there's no telling what he'd do,
no telling at all.

You're right. And you know something?

- Maybe I ought see what he would do.
- Huh?

Maybe it's about time I let Vince stew
a little. Might get him off the dime.

What are you saying?

I'm just saying I'm gonna let nature
and Manuel take their course.

Might be very interesting
to see what happens.

But you shouldn't encourage General Cortez
if you're not serious.

Oh, now, really, Gomer, how long
do you think he's gonna be serious?

You know those Latins. In two days, he'll
be toasting somebody else's ear lobes.

That's just the way they are.
Meanwhile, I'll have a little fun

and Vince'll have a little aggravation.

- [doorbell buzzes]
- Excuse me.

- Uh, Bunny Wilson?
- Yes.

- This is for you.
- Oh, thank you.

Gee... I wonder what this is.

Well, it's from Manuel!

And he remembered my favorite perfume!

I didn't even know it came
in such a large bottle.

"May this beautiful scent
be an odorous tent

that covers your charms
when you're in my arms." [laughs]

He's wild, I tell you, just wild! [laughs]

- Gomer!
- Oh, hey, General.

Gomer, I need your help.
What are you doing this afternoon?

Well, not too much. Sergeant Carter's
in a staff meeting and Duke's on leave.

Most of the fellas just go into town
on Saturday.

Good. Then you are free
to come along with me.

I want you to be my duenna.

- Duenna?
- Si. My chaperone.

I want to take Miss Bunny out
this afternoon,

and in my country, when you are a courting
a girl whom you love and respect,

it is improper not to have along
a chaperone.

Oh, well, I don't know
about being a chaperone.

You don't do anything. You just sit
between us while we're holding hands.

Well, I just don't feel right
about this whole thing

and I think you ought to ask Sergeant
Carter if it's okay to take Miss Bunny.

But you said yourself that they are not
engaged, that she is free.

Well, I guess, but...
I'd just feel funny being a party to this.

Gomer, if you do not come along,
I cannot promise what will happen.

I don't trust myself with her.

I'm a Latin, a man of hot blood,

and I must have someone else there
to cool it.

If you really think I should come along...

Good. I will see you here at two o'clock.

Oh, Gomer, in my country, chaperones
usually take along their knitting.

But if you prefer a crossword puzzle,
why...

[mariachi band play and sing in Spanish]

[mariachi band play and sing in Spanish]

[mariachi band play and sing in Spanish]

[Bunny] Oh! [laughs]

- Mmm!
- [Cortez yells]

♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye...

I don't know how to thank you, General.

It was just a lovely afternoon.

Nonsense. It is I who should thank you.

You have made this an afternoon
I will always remember.

The brightness of your eyes

is brighter than the shimmer on the lake.

And the warmth of your smile
was warmer than the sun.

The taste of your Frosty Freeze
is... still on my lips.

[laughs] Oh, Manuel!

- I will pick you up tonight at seven.
- Tonight?

Oh, my goodness, I haven't caught
my breath from this afternoon.

- I don't know if I can.
- Please, I must see you again.

Until tonight.

I'm sorry. Gomer, you should watch that!
You're the duenna!

I'm sorry.

[laughs] All right, General,
until tonight.

- Goodbye, Gomer.
- Goodbye, Miss Bunny.

Gomer, I have made a decision.

The biggest decision of my life.

You have?

Tonight, I will ask Senorita Bunny
for her hand in marriage.

- Sergeant Carter...
- Oh, Pyle, I've been looking for you.

The colonel just told me General Cortez
is gonna be spending another night.

Yes, sir, I know. As a matter of fact,

he's asked me to go to the Chi-Chi Club
with him again tonight.

Good. That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

Entertaining that General Cortez
has put me way behind schedule.

Look, Pyle, you go with him tonight.

He likes you almost as much as he does me.
Show him a good time.

Then later, when I finish here,
maybe I'll give Bunny a Cali

and we'll both come down and join you.

Well, yes, sir, if you're sure that's what
you'd really like me to do.

Yeah, I'm sure. Now get out of here
and let me finish my work.

Sergeant...

...do you have a standing date
with Miss Bunny every Saturday night?

Huh?

Well, you know, like being able
to call her up real late

knowing she's gonna be there?

What are you doing, Pyle, writing a book?

No, Sergeant, not that.

I was just wondering what would happen
if, one Saturday night,

- Miss Bunny wasn't there.
- What are you talking about?

Well, are you sure she's gonna
always be there on Saturday night?

- Yeah, I'm sure.
- Why?

Why? Because she's my girl, that's why!

Now get out of here
and let me finish my work!

I think tonight we will have champagne.

This is a very special occasion.
What is your very best?

- Well, I recommend...
- I don't trust you.

General, why don't you go
and select the wine yourself?

Good idea, Gomer.
Take me to your wine cellar.

This way.

I suggested that so we could have
a minute to ourselves.

- I had to warn you about something.
- What?

Well, the general's gonna ask you
to marry him.

He's fixing to do it tonight, right now.
That's the reason he's ordering champagne.

Oh, come on, Gomer.

I mean it. He told me so hisself.

I warned you he's like a rolling snowball.

But that's crazy!
I didn't mean for it to go this far!

I'll just tell him no, that's all.

Well, the general's a proud man.
He might not take no for an answer.

- Well, what am I supposed to do?
- Well, you'll just have to discourage him.

I don't know how you go about doing that,
but...

What a ridiculous wine cellar.

It's upstairs over the kitchen.

Just leave it there. I'll let you know
when we're ready for the toast.

And now, my dear,

I have something very important
to say to you.

- Manuel...
- Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut.

There comes a time in every man's life
when he must choose a mate.

And I, Manuel Cortez,

choose you to become my mate,
Bunny Wilson.

- Oh, well, that's very sweet...
- Please, please, let me finish.

Don't say yes yet.
We'll be married the first of next month.

And we'll honeymoon in my chateau

on top of our glorious mountain.

And then we'll return to my villa,
where you'll be cherished and pampered

and everything will be done for you.

What exactly does this mean, General?

Well, she will have two personal maids,

a chef to do the cooking, a limousine.

Even her clothes will be selected for her.

You mean she don't even get
to pick out what she wears?

Well, why should she? As the wife
of the military leader of our country,

she'll be told what to wear,
who to entertain, where to go.

All she will have to do is devote
24 hours of her day to loving me.

Now you can say yes
and we'll open the champagne.

Excuse me, Miss Bunny,
but, well, how does that sound to you,

knowing that you like to pick out your own
clothes and do some of your own cooking?

Do you think you'd like
a change like that?

Um... yeah...

You see, Manuel, I'm pretty set in my ways

and I'm kind of used to
making my own decisions.

Now, just take a little thing like
that honeymoon on your mountain.

Oh, I wouldn't like that.
I like the seashore.

[Cortez] The seashore?
But I... I hate the seashore.

It's so sandy.

Well, that's where I always spend
my vacations.

And I don't know as I go for that idea
of having a chef around.

See, I kinda like to knock around
the kitchen by myself

and rustle up some fast corned beef hash

and some wieners and sauerkraut.

- Wieners? Sauerkraut?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And, uh, oh, I couldn't have you
telling me how to dress.

You see, I go through moods, and sometimes
I go real wild in my clothes.

You know, way out. Oh, and as far
as entertaining is concerned,

well, listen,
I'm just not the party type at all.

See, I like to stay home,
put my hair up in curlers and watch TV.

You can see that, can't you?

Well, now that we understand each other,

the answer to your proposal, my dear...

Senorita Bunny...
I must beg your forgiveness.

I'm afraid I was too hasty.

It was not fair to ask you to marry me
at this time.

My country is expecting a revolution
any day.

And I must return to my regiment.

As far as our romance...

[speaks Spanish]

In English, that means it was a lot
of fun, but just one of those things.

Very well, duty calls.

Take care of the check. Adios.

[laughs]

Ah! Sergeant Carter!

Never have I seen a woman so stubborn,
so willful!

You're in for trouble with this woman.
Trouble! Trouble! Trouble!

[shouts in Spanish]

I hope you will be very happy.

Vince! Oh!

Am I ever glad to see you!

This is trouble? [laughs]

- Gomer!
- General Cortez.

I don't have much time, Gomer.
My car is waiting outside.

But I could not leave
without a last goodbye.

- We'll meet again someday.
- Well, I sure hope so.

- Can I walk you to your car?
- If you wish.

I'm sorry things didn't work out
with Miss Bunny.

[speaks Spanish]

Which means
that's the way the cookie crumbles.

That is my lot in life.

For years, I've been searching for
the perfect woman.

But each time I think I've found her,
poof,

the balloon of love bursts in my face.

Ah, well, what can I do?

- Goodbye, old friend!
- Goodbye, General.

Fortunately, when one balloon bursts,
you can always blow up another.