All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S04E28 Love and Goulash 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

[speaking Hungarian]

No... [speaking Hungarian]

You see, in Hungarian,
the accent's always on the first syllable.

And that means, "hello"?

Well, technically, it means,
"I wish you good day."

Hey, we better get going.
That bus leaves at 3:10.

Don't think we ought
to get something to eat first?

Not on your life.

We got to save plenty of room
for my mama's Hungarian cooking.

Ah, chicken paprikash, palacsinta,

zilvás gombócs.

- Silver what?
- zilvás gombócs.

That's plum dumplings.

Look, say "zilvás".

Silvás.

[Leo] gombócs.

gombócs.

Good, Gomer.
We'll make a Hungarian out of you yet.

Try to remember how to say
"I wish you good day."

Now, don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Uh...

[speaks faltering hungarian]

...silver gunboats.

You just wished me plum dumplings.

I better practice some more on the bus.

Leo!

- Mama.
- Let me look at you.

You have lost weight.
You are falling away to nothing.

Mama, I haven't lost any weight.

He hasn't lost any weight, he says.
He's nothing but skin and bones.

Mama, I want you to meet
my buddy Gomer Pyle.

Oh, how do you do?

[speaks faltering hungarian]

[speaks Hungarian]

That's it.

Oh! He speaks perfect Hungarian.

Thank heaven Leo has found a friend.

Now, when he is away from home,
you can make him eat.

- Mama, I haven't lost any weight.
- Leo! Leo!

Oh, Papa, Leo's home.

Ah-ha!

Oh, the Marines, they feed you.
Good. You gained weight.

Papa, I haven't gained any weight.

Of course not. He's lost weight.

What do you mean?
I know when my own son gains weight.

We go through this every weekend.

Mama thinks I'm Laurel.
And Papa thinks I'm Hardy.

Papa, I'd like you to meet
my friend Gomer Pyle.

He's gonna spend the weekend with us.

- Welcome to our home.
- Thank you, sir.

Hey, where's Anna?

Where she always is.

Oh, that again.

She can stay in her room for 100 years

and we still won't let her go out
with what's-his-name.

Yesterday, I tried fainting
and she still wouldn't come down.

Oh, Leo, now that
you have brought home a friend,

maybe you can make her come out,

at least long enough for me
to sweep under her bed.

Okay, Mama, I'll give it a try.
Come on, Gomer.

I may need your help.

We've got a slight family problem.

My sister wants to get married
in the worst way.

But as you can see, my parents
aren't exactly crazy about the boy.

The problem is that he belongs
to another Hungarian family

that my family's
been feuding with for years.

- It started in the old country.
- I know about feuds.

I seen lots of them down south.

Well, anyway, it's a stalemate.

Mama and Papa won't even
allow his name to be spoken.

And Anna just sits in her room and broods.

Anna, it's me, Leo.

The other side of no man's land.

- Leo.
- Anna.

- You look great.
- Oh, thank you.

It's so good to see you.

Anna, I want you to meet
my good friend, Gomer Pyle.

- Hello, Gomer.
- Hey, Miss Anna.

The Cold War still on, huh?

Oh! The same old story.

Mama and Papa
are still living in the last century.

I know. But you're never gonna
solve anything this way.

But it's so ridiculous

that we have to suffer for a feud
that started years and years ago.

Look, why don't you come downstairs
and have dinner with the family?

Leo, you don't know what it's like.

Every time I get near them,
we start fighting.

Come on downstairs...
out of courtesy to our guest.

It'd be a real honor
to have you eat with us, Miss Anna.

Come on.

Well, all right.

But if they say one word,
just one word, I warn you,

- I'm leaving.
- Okay.

Come on.

- More paprikash, Leo?
- Oh, no thanks, Mama. I've had it.

- Gomer?
- No, thank you, ma'am.

Hmm! Two big Marines
and they both eat like pigeons.

Well, I've had second and third helpings
on everything.

Can you still breathe a little?

Well, yes, ma'am.

Then you're not full yet.

If you can leave the table
under your own power, Mama gets insulted.

Anna?

My big eater.

- A fly gets more nourishment.
- What do you expect?

She don't open her mouth to talk.
Why should she open it to eat?

I'm beginning to wonder
if she has a mouth.

But she must have. I hear her
brushing her teeth in the morning.

I'm warning you, Papa.
Don't start up with me.

Ah! She talks. She does have a mouth.

If she has a mouth,
then she also has ears,

ears to listen to good sense.

Mama, Papa, one word about Paul,
and I'm leaving this table.

No, no, no. I... I didn't hear it.
I didn't hear what's-his-name's name.

Whether you like it or not,
he does have a name. And his name is...

You say that once more
and you're no longer my daughter.

Oh, this is ridiculous!

Now, I ask you, I ask you.

Is this a way for a girl
to talk to her father? I ask you.

Well... well, I always say
there's two sides to every argument.

Who asked you?

Hold it. Now, let's change the subject.

Gomer and I came down here for the weekend
to enjoy it. So let's enjoy it.

All right.

We enjoy.

[Gomer] Uh...

Would anybody like to hear a funny story?

Well, this happened a long time ago,
when I was just a little boy.

I had this old cousin, Malcolm,

and he was the stubbornest thing
that ever was.

[chuckles] Anyway, old Malcolm,
he never would admit up to nothing.

And one day, we was down
playing at the blacksmith shop,

where we wasn't supposed to.

And the blacksmith, he was over there,
hammering on a horseshoe.

Well, he stuck it in the fire and he
got it just as red-hot as it could be.

And then he hammered on it a while.

And then he put it down over there.

Well, old Malcolm didn't see this.

And in a little while, he went over there
and he picked up this horseshoe.

Well, he dropped it real fast, like that.

And the blacksmith turned to him, says,

"Uh-huh, you burnt yourself, didn't you?"

And old Malcolm says, "No, sir."

He says, "It just don't take me long
to look at a horseshoe."

Wasn't that funny?

It is not funny when a girl
talks to her father like that.

- Papa!
- [they bicker in hungarian]

Papa, Papa, wait, wait.

Why don't we all go into the living room
and we'll stretch out a little bit, okay?

All right. That's a good idea.
We'll go into the living room.

Hey, sit down, Gomer.

Mama, where's Gomer gonna sleep tonight?

Well, I don't want to put anybody out.
I can sleep on the couch here.

Oh, no. No, you are a guest.
A guest don't sleep on the couch.

Of course not.
You should have your own room.

Leo will sleep with Papa
and Anna will sleep with me

and Gomer can have Anna's room.

Oh! I... I don't think
that's a very good idea.

Why not?

Well, uh...

because my bed is very hard and...
and you might not be very comfortable.

Well, I don't mind.
I like a hard bed, really I do.

But that's not the only reason. I mean,
there's a dog that lives next door.

He barks very loud. He might wake you.

Well... well, I don't want
to be any trouble to anybody.

But there's no trouble. You sleep
in Anna's room. You have privacy.

But I don't think that's a very good idea.

There's nothing to think. It's decided.

[snoring]

[whistling]

[stone rattles]

[whistling]

Anna, I'm here!

Anna. Anna!

Anna. Anna!

[whistling]

This is the Kovachs' house, isn't it?

- Yes, it is.
- Then who are you?

Private First Class Gomer Pyle,
United States Marine Corps.

What are you doing in Anna's room?

Well...

- Oh, Gomer.
- Hey, Miss Anna.

Paul, come around to the kitchen.
I'll let you in.

Yeah.

Gomer, I hate to disturb you,
but could you come with me, please?

- Well, who was that?
- That's Paul.

Just please come with me.
I'll explain everything.

- And this is...
- Shh!

And this is the way that you two
get together all the time?

It's the only way.

Since our parents won't let us
go out with each other,

we have to meet in secret.

So every night,
after everyone's asleep, Paul comes by.

Well, golly, you really must want
to see each other awful bad.

Gomer, if we couldn't at least
see each other, we'd rather be dead.

Don't say that. Don't ever say that.

Anna?

[Mama] Anna?

It's Mama. Hurry, you go.

[Mama] Huh?

- Tomorrow night.
- Yes. Hurry! Go!

- Go.
- [Mama] Anna?

Anna, where are you?

Oh, Gomer.

Gomer, just sit down. Sit down.

[Mama] Anna? Anna?

Anna? Anna?

Would you like some more milk, Gomer?

Anna, thank heaven you are all right.

- What's going on, Mama?
- What's the matter?

What's everybody so excited about?

When I saw you weren't in the bed,
I thought heaven knows what.

Oh, Mama, that's silly.
I just couldn't sleep.

So I came down here and Gomer's here
because he couldn't sleep either.

So we decided we'd have
a little milk and cookies and talk.

- Isn't that right, Gomer?
- Oh, uh... yes, ma'am.

You both couldn't sleep?

Oh, we've been having
such a nice conversation,

we completely forgot about the time.

Turns out we have a lot in common.

Well, if you'll excuse me,
I think I can sleep now.

Good night, Gomer.

- I certainly enjoyed our talk.
- Me too.

Good night, Mama, Papa, Leo.

Going to bed too.

Well, I guess
I could get some sleep now myself.

- Good night.
- Night, night.

Papa, did you hear?
Anna and Gomer, they have a lot in common.

When a girl and a boy
have an interesting talk

and they have a lot in common,
it could lead to something interesting.

You mean, Anna and Gomer could be...

Could be.

- But he's not even Hungarian.
- Who cares?

He has no job.

He's a Marine, no?

And best of all, he can
make her forget what's-his-name.

[both talk excitedly in hungarian]

Mama, he's coming down.
Now, you let me do the talking. Huh?

Whenever you do the talking,
you don't know when to stop.

- Better I should do it.
- I'm the head of the house.

It's my job to talk to the boy
who wants to marry with my daughter.

She's my daughter too.

Morning, Mrs. Kovach, Mr. Kovach.

Oh, sit down. Help yourself. Sit down.

My goodness. Everything looks so nice.
I don't know what to have first.

Have a little of everything.

Have a lot of everything.

These are Hungarian sausages. Try.

Well, thank you.

- You like Hungarian cooking?
- Oh, yes, ma'am.

I like it real fine.

You like Leo?

Oh, yes, sir. I certainly do.

He's like a brother to you, no?

Well, yes, sir.
He's a real good buddy all right.

You know, Gomer,
you a very nice, settle-down boy.

Thank you, sir.

Tell me what you expect to do
when you get out of the service?

Oh, well, I'll probably
go on back home to Mayberry.

That's where I come from.

And just pick up at the gas station
where I left off.

My cousin Goober owns it,
so I'll probably work with him,

maybe even become a partner.

A partner in a business?

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Tell me. Do you like our Anna?

Oh yes, ma'am. I sure do.
She's one of the nicest girls I ever met.

- Good morning, everybody.
- Oh, Leo.

- [speaking Hungarian]
- What?

[speaking Hungarian]

What's the matter, Leo?

Gomer, you were
just being marched to the altar.

Huh?

All those questions, they were leading
up to a wedding, Hungarian-style.

Go-o-Olly! I just thought
they was making conversation.

Well, don't kid yourself. They're so
anxious to keep her from marrying Paul,

they'll jump at the first eligible man
to come along.

They're that dead set against him, huh?

They're that dead set.

Go-o-Olly. That is a problem.

You don't know the half of it.

Look, Leo, if your parents won't listen,
why don't somebody talk to Paul's folks?

Oh, that's a good idea,
except for two small things.

One, his parents
are just as stubborn as mine.

And two, a Szabo wouldn't allow
a Kovach in the house.

It's that bad, huh?

- But they might talk to a stranger.
- Huh?

Gomer, you could go over there.

- Me?
- You?

- You know our son?
- Yes, sir.

Then you are always welcome in my house.
Come on, please, sit down.

- Please, please. Sit. Sit.
- What can I give you to eat?

Some cookies? A piece of cake?

Oh, nothing. Thank you, ma'am.
I just had breakfast.

I'll give you some cake.

Our son, how long do you know him?

Well...

I'll give you some cookies too.
Here, eat, eat.

Thank you, ma'am.

How come he never mentioned you?

Well, I just met him last night.

You see, I'm also a friend
of Anna Kovach's.

Anna who?

Kovach.

I would appreciate
if you would please to leave my house.

Well, you see, that's the reason
I came over here,

was to find out how this feud
started in the first place.

I am very sorry.
It's something we don't talk about.

And we never talk about what's-her-name.

If we knew who you are,
we would never let you in.

But if we just sat down
and discussed this...

We have nothing to discuss.

If you want to know how the feud started,
go ask the Kovachs.

Well, if you want to know
how the feud started,

go ask the Szabos.

Hey, Leo.

What if both families accidentally found
theirs elves together in the same room?

What do you mean?

Well, is there a particular place
your family likes to go to,

like a restaurant or something?

Well, they go to
Zimmermann's pretty often.

That's a little Hungarian
restaurant downtown.

Well, what if I invited them
down there for dinner

and I invited the Szabos at the same time,
you know, just to talk things out?

Forget it, Gomer.

You could get my folks
down there easy enough.

But, well, how could you
get the Szabos there?

Well... there is a way.

- It's kind of sneaky, but it is a way.
- Yeah? What's that?

Well, we could get the owner
of Zimmermann's to call them up

and tell them
that they've won a free dinner for two,

just for this evening only.

Hey, that's one thing a Hungarian
will never turn down,

a seven-course dinner.

[laughter]

It's very nice for you to do this,
but was not necessary.

Well, I did want to repay you
for being so hospitable.

Oh, we really appreciate it.

And this is our favorite place.

And a private dining room too.

Well, maybe we better
get a waiter and order.

- Pincér?
- Why don't we wait a little?

[Mama] Wait?

Well, yeah.
We can sit here and talk for a while.

Talk we can do at home.

They got big meals here.
If we don't get started soon,

we could be here all night.

We have a very nice table
set up for you in the back.

Thank you.
But we still don't know how we won.

We didn't even know there was a contest.

Don't ask. Just eat and enjoy,
compliments of Zimmermann's.

You know, Gomer,
you should order the stuffed...

Wait a minute. Please don't go.

Why don't you come and sit down?

So this is the free dinner, hmm?

Well, that part of it's true.
Leo and me's paying for it.

We don't want your dinner.

Well, you don't have to eat it
if you don't want to.

But won't you come and sit down, please?

- If they sit down, we are leaving.
- Papa!

All we want to do is have a little talk.
So please, come and sit down, please.

All right. All right.

We'll sit down.

But we will not look at each other.

Well... now that we're all here...

together and everything,

I'm sure you all know the story
about Romeo and Juliet.

[speaking Hungarian]

Wait a minute. Please, just hear me out,

because what I've got to say
is very important,

maybe the most important thing
in your life.

Now, Romeo and Juliet
happened a long time ago,

but there are lots of Romeo and Juliets
today, like Anna and Paul,

two young people who love each other and,
well, their families keeping them apart.

Well, now, I know you don't want
the same thing to happen to them

that happened
to the first Romeo and Juliet,

'cause that wasn't a very happy ending.

In case you don't remember,
they killed themselves.

Now, we're not saying that's gonna happen.

Of course it couldn't happen.
Anna wouldn't do a thing like that.

She's sensible.

So is our Paul.
He could never do a thing like this.

Could he, Mama?

Who knows with young people today?

Yes, they can do crazy things,
especially when they are in love.

What are you talking about?
They're all right.

No. Something happened. I can feel it.

I feel it too.

[speaking in hungarian]

Now, there's nothing to get upset about.

You see what you did?

It's better they should be married
than dead.

[speaking in hungarian]

Anna!

[speaking in hungarian]

You're not dead!

No, Mama. I'm fine.

I'll kill you!

What's going on?

Gomer had just asked us to come by
for a family discussion...

There will be no discussion.

You're coming with us, away from the girl.

And we don't want that boy near our girl.

Don't worry, he won't be.

[all argue in hungarian]

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Shame, shame, shame.

A few seconds ago,
you was all worried sick.

You said you'd rather
have them married than dead.

How soon we forget.

We are not forgetting
that they disobeyed us.

They have no respect for their parents.

How can you say a thing like that?
They're both over 21.

Why, they could've eloped and got married
anytime they wanted to.

But they didn't.

They didn't want to get married
without your blessings.

I'd say that's the biggest respect
children can give their parents.

You know Papa, he is right.

They were good children.

Maybe we should give them our blessing.

- Huh, Papa?
- Maybe.

[speaking in hungarian]

This was a lot happier ending
than Romeo and Juliet.

Romeo and Juliet ended in a tragedy.
But this ended happily.

Yes. This ended happily.

[speaking Emotionally in hungarian]

I make a toast.

To Gomer Pyle.

Without him,
our families would never get together.

He's a big peacemaker.

[cheering]

Now, I make a toast.

To Anna and Paul. May they have
a long and happy life together.

[cheering]

You know, there will be plenty more toasts
when they get married.

This will be the biggest wedding
you ever saw.

Papa, Paul and I have discussed this.
And we really don't want a big wedding.

What? What? What? What?

Well, we'd be much happier
if it was just a small, intimate affair.

When a daughter of mine get married,
everybody must be invited.

That's right.

There ain't no such thing
as a small Hungarian wedding.

You know, Anna, on our side alone,
there's 200 relatives.

On our side, we have 250 relatives.

- [speaking in hungarian]
- No buts. We hire a big hall, musicians.

We'll eat. We'll drink. And we dance.

- That is the custom.
- Well, maybe it's the custom.

But we just don't want that big a fuss.

That is not for you to say.
You are only the bride and the groom.

[speaking in hungarian]

Folks! Folks!

Folks, there really ain't any reason
to get excited.

I think if we all discuss this quietly...

You stay out of this.
You're not even in the family.

You know, he's a troublemaker.

[speaking in hungarian]