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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

[chatter]

- Thank you.
- [chatter]

I usually wind up my show
with a community sing,

where everybody in the audience
gets together and...

and sings along with me.

See... see my name's Jerry Ball,
and at a community sing,

they always have a... a bouncing ball.

[laughs]

Well, what do you say we start off

with one that everybody knows,
an old favorite?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat,
everybody knows that. How about that?

I'll tell you what, let's divide the
audience up into... into three groups.

Three groups, and we'll have a contest.

One group here.

And here's two group.
And here's number three group.

Now, the first...
first group starts with...

♪ Row, row, row your boat♪

And when they say "boat",
second group says...

♪ Row, row, row your boat... ♪

But you keep singing...
♪ Gently down the stream ♪

And then, when they say "boat",
the third group comes in with...

♪ Row, row, row your boat♪

Then we'll have a whole chorus there.
Okay, let's try it.

♪ Row, row, row your boat

♪ Row, row, row your...
Gently down the stream

- ♪ Row... ♪
- [chatter]

First group error.

If you don't come in and start it with
"Row, row, row your boat",

then the second group
wouldn't know where to come in there.

So let's try it...
let's try it real loud, everybody.

♪ Row, row, row your boat...

♪ Row, row, row...
Gently down the stream...

♪ Row...
Merrily... ♪

Uh...

Let's do it once...
Let's try it once more, everybody.

Now, I'll... I'll tell you.
I'll give you a little count-off there.

And...
♪ Row, row your boat

♪ Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the...

♪ Row, row... ♪

Well, that's...
I guess that's about it for the...

for the show tonight.

We got... we got another show
that comes on in 15 minutes.

And... and we'll see you then.

Thank you, and see you.

[jazz flourish playing]

Mr. Ball? Mr. Ball?

I don't know why those people
weren't singing with you,

'cause you were wonderful, just wonderful.

Why, I could listen to you all night.

You're not related to me, are you?

I don't think so.

My name's Gomer Pyle. I'm from Mayberry.

Well, it's nice to know you, Gomer.
And thanks for the kind words.

And I mean every bit of them.

I don't know why those people
wouldn't sing with you.

But I'll tell you one thing,
I'm gonna be here every evening I can.

- I wish I could say the same.
- Huh?

Well, after the next show, that's it.
They canceled me.

Well, nice to have met you, Gomer.

Thanks again.

But Mr. Ball, excuse me, sir,

but the sign outside
says you're gonna be here for two weeks.

Yeah, I know. But the man inside
said I'm through after tonight.

I sure can't understand why.
I just love your banjo playing.

And you got a lot of nice songs.

Well, he's got a business to run here.

And I... I just haven't been
bringing in any customers.

It's no surprise.
It's getting to be the story of my life.

You mean it's happened before?

Yeah, ever since
me and my partner split up.

Miller and Ball,
the Dynamite Duo, that was us.

Then, Miller left and the dynamite
fizzled into a wet firecracker.

I don't know what it is.
As a single, I just can't seem to cut it.

But you're good. You're really good.

All you need's a little time to prove it.

[laughs] It's not easy
when you get the hook after two nights.

But don't you have an agreement with him

- for the two whole weeks?
- Well, yeah, but...

Well, then, he ought to make good
on his promise.

A man's word is his bond.

And you ought to go in there
and tell him so.

I don't think I want to do that.

But Mr. Ball, you deserve a chance.

Just call me Jerry, Gomer.
I'm not used to respect.

But you should be respected.

Why, you've got a lot of talent.

Are you sure you're not a relative?

- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- [chatter]

I... I usually end my act with a
community sing, where everybody joins in.

See, in a community sing,
they have a bouncing ball.

But I guess you're a little tired.
So I'll... I'll just say goodnight.

Wait a minute. We ain't tired.
We'd all like a community sing.

Wouldn't we, everybody?

There ain't nothing like singing
to get folks friendly.

So you just get it started, Jerry.
And we'll join right in with you.

Thank you, but I... I don't think
they're in the mood for it, really.

- I guess I just...
- [Gomer] Oh, sure they are.

You just get started and watch us.

Well, okay.

Here... here's one
I'm sure everybody knows.

♪ Hello, Dolly

♪ Well, hello, Dolly

♪ It's so nice to have you
Back where you belong ♪

- Come on, sing! I know you can.
- ♪ You're looking swell... ♪

You too.

- ♪ Dolly, I can tell, Dolly... ♪
- [audience joining in]

That's good. Come on.
Hey, you folks, come on, sing.

- ♪ You're still going strong... ♪
- That's good!

♪ I feel the room swaying
As the band's playing

♪ One of our old favorite songs
From way back when... ♪

[Gomer] You're not gonna let that table
sing more than you are, are you?

Come on. They're singing louder
than you are. Come on!

♪ Dolly, will never go away again... ♪

You too. Come on. Let's sing.

♪ Hello, Dolly... ♪

See there, you've got a good voice.
You too.

Come on!

♪ It's so nice to have you
Back where you belong... ♪

Yeah, that's it.

♪ You're looking swell, Dolly

- ♪ I can tell, Dolly... ♪
- [Gomer encourages them]

♪ You're still glowing
You're still crowing... ♪

- That's good!
- Just a minute.

Something's going on out there.
I'll call you back.

♪ While the band's playing

♪ One of our old favorite songs
From way back when... ♪

What's happening?

♪ Golly gee, fellas

♪ Find her an empty knee, fellas

♪ Dolly will never go away again ♪

Yeah! One more time.

One more time. Come on.

♪ Hello, Dolly

♪ Well, hello, Dolly

♪ It's so nice to have you
Back where you belong

♪ You're looking swell, Dolly... ♪

This is wonderful, just wonderful.

It's all settled,
you'll finish out the two weeks.

Gosh, Mr. Randazzo, that's great.
Thank you.

Let me tell you, I heard that joint
jumping like I'd never heard it before.

I don't know how you guys
worked it out, but it was great.

I want the both of you here
to do the same thing every night.

I was sitting in the office
and I heard all that sound...

Mr. Randazzo, the both of us?

- That's right, the both of you.
- Well...

I... I think there's been a mistake,
Mr. Randazzo.

You see, I just happened to be out there
in the audience tonight.

Okay. So you just happen
to be in the audience tomorrow night,

and the night after.
Hey, that's a great gimmick.

You up on the stage
and you working down the crowd.

Mr. Randazzo,
Gomer's a Marine, not a performer.

I mean, he was nice enough
to help me through one show.

But I... I can't ask him to come in here
and work every night.

And you really don't need it, 'cause
Mr. Ball here's a star all by hisself.

All by himself, he's a bum.
The customers want to see you together.

That's what I want to buy.

There's just no guarantee
Gomer could be here every night.

That's right.

I'm not always sure I can get a pass.

- Then you don't think you can make it?
- Well, I don't see how, me being a Marine.

Well, that's too bad.
I sure wish you could work something out.

Well, when you're finished tonight, kid,
drop in. I'll have your check ready.

Yes, sir.

Well, that's showbiz.

Well, I'm sorry, Jerry, but I just
couldn't make a promise like that...

It's not your fault. At least
you made my last show a good one.

Well, nice meeting you, Gomer.
Thanks for everything.

Who? Rhoda and her swan?

Oh, come on, Norm.
What are you trying to do to me?

Mr. Randazzo, excuse me,
but please don't do anything

about replacing Mr. Ball yet.

I want to talk to my sergeant
and I'll let you know.

What do you want, Pyle?

Well, sir, as you know,
I've got the guard duty tonight,

but something real important's come up.

And well, Private Hummel said
he'd take it for me,

that is, if it's all right with you.

I don't know, Pyle.
I don't go for changing the duty roster,

unless it's a matter of life and death.
It ain't military.

Well, in a way, it...
it is a matter of life and death.

- Huh?
- Oh, yes, sir.

You see, it's really important.

I've got this friend I want to help out.
And it means so much to him.

And, well, I sure would appreciate it,
Sergeant. So can I, please?

All right, all right,
if it's that important.

Well, it is.
And thank you very much, Sergeant.

I just knew you'd understand.

He probably ran into
some poor sick guy somewhere

and he's gonna be up all night
feeding him hot chicken soup.

♪ You are my sunshine

♪ My only sunshine

♪ You make me happy
When skies are gray

♪ You'll never know, dear
How much I love you

♪ Please don't take my sunshine away♪

[applause]

You're probably all wondering why
I have a Marine for a partner.

Well, I figure, the way I sing,
I need all the protection I can get.

- [audience laughing]
- Okay, Gomer.

Go out there and let's get them going.

♪ You are my sunshine

♪ My only sunshine

♪ You make me happy
When skies are gray

♪ You'll never know, dear
How much I love you... ♪

- Hey, the joint's really spinning tonight.
- Yeah. It sounds great.

I wonder...

♪ The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping... ♪

This is what's a matter of life and death?

[singing continues]

Sergeant?

Well...

if it ain't Tony Bennett.

Pyle, the only reason
I didn't blast you last night

is because I don't believe in discussing
military business around civilians.

But Sergeant, if you just
give me a chance to explain...

Pyle, don't give me that innocent routine.
I got you dead to rights.

I let you off guard duty
because you said it was important.

I didn't let you off to go around singing
in some honky-tonk nightclub.

Golly, Sergeant,
I didn't know I was doing anything wrong.

It is our right
for us to work on our own time, ain't it?

That's right. Moonlighting is allowed.

Marines are allowed to earn extra money

by working at a gas station
or maybe as a busboy. That's all right.

But not making a fool of yourself
in some nightclub!

And on top of all that,
Pyle, you lied to me.

- But I didn't, Sergeant...
- And you're gonna pay for it, Pyle.

You're gonna go out to the back fence

and dig me a hole ten feet square
and six feet deep.

And when you're through, you're gonna
fill it in and then start a second one

and do the same thing,
and then a third one and...

- But Sergeant...
- And if I ever catch you

singing in that nightclub again,

you're gonna find yourself digging up
the entire state of California.

- Do you read me, Pyle?
- Yes, sir.

That's all. Dismissed.

Hey, Gomer.

Hey, Gomer!

- Hiya, partner.
- Well, hey, Jerry.

What are you doing way out here?

I was just getting ready to go inside
and track you down.

In all the confusion last night,
I didn't have a chance to talk to you.

Hey, Gomer, did we kill them
or did we kill them, huh?

Jerry...

Gomer, in case I didn't tell you, thanks.

Thanks for everything.

Boy, it's like having
a whole new lease on life.

Jerry, I was just talking with my
sergeant. You know, Sergeant Carter...

Sergeant Carter?
Well, I'm grateful to him too.

After all, he's the one who let you do it.

- So it's thanks to him too.
- Well...

The main reason I came out

was to show you some new songs
for the show tonight.

I mean, after all, we can't keep doing
the same songs every show.

I'll tell you, Gomer, you look them over
and we'll decide tonight.

Who knows,
when you get out of the Marines,

we may get together a permanent act,
huh? Hey, let's talk about that.

Well, I'll see you.

Hey, Gomer, thanks again.

Yeah?

Sergeant, I finished filling and digging

and, well, I just wondered
if you wanted me to do any more.

No. That's enough. I think you
get the message. Get washed up.

Sergeant, I want to apologize to you

for not checking with you
before I went to work in that night club.

But I didn't lie to you, honest.

I was there to help a friend.

Jerry Ball, the banjo player,
he just split up with his partner.

And, well, he was still kind of unsure
of working by hisself.

And, well, my singing along with him
kind of gave him confidence.

And, well, that's the only reason
I was there, honest.

Okay. You did a good turn. You happy?

- Sergeant?
- What now, Pyle?

Well, Jerry's only got another week
and a half

in working in the Green Room there.

And I was just wondering,
what with your permission and all...

Are you kidding?

Are you gonna ask me
what I think you're gonna ask me?

No. Now, get out of here!

But Sergeant,
it wouldn't be for very long,

just long enough for Jerry
to start believing in himself.

No, Pyle. You are a Marine,
not a performer. Now, forget it.

But he's good, Sergeant.
He's really good, only he don't know it.

You know your trouble, Pyle?
You are a compulsive meddler.

You think everybody needs your help.
Well, they don't.

They'd all survive without you,
and maybe a lot better.

That may be true, Sergeant.

But in Jerry's case,
I think he really needs somebody.

You never help a guy
by becoming a crutch for him.

Where do you think you guys would be

if every time one of you fouled up a job I
came running over and started helping out?

You'd be helpless.
You made it on your own.

That's what this banjo player's got to do.

But in Jerry's case...

And if I catch you so much as
singing one note in that club again,

you'll be an old man
before you set foot off this base.

- Do you read me, Pyle?
- Yes, sir.

Hit the showers.

Maybe you can wash some of them rocks
out of your head.

There he is. There he is.

Ha-ha!

Hey, come on, Gomer boy. Come on.
We're been waiting for you.

- Hey.
- [drum roll, cymbal]

Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Ball.

- [drum roll, cymbal]
- [applause]

Thank you.

♪ Hello, sunshine

♪ Goodbye, rain

♪ I've got my baby back again

♪ No more troubles
None for me

♪ My baby loves me, yes, sirree

♪ Hello, roses

♪ Hello, dew

♪ Hello, bluebird

♪ How are you?

♪ Hear me singing down the lane

♪ Hello, sunshine

♪ Goodbye, rain! ♪

[applause]

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

Good evening,
and welcome to the Green Room.

You know, at the end of my show,
I always have a community sing.

But I can tell by looking at you folks
that you're ready right now.

So what do you say? Let's get started.
Could I have the house lights, please?

You ready, partner?

Okay. Here we...

Okay, I know you all know this one.

- ♪ Hello, Dolly... ♪
- [audience sings along]

♪ Hello, Dolly

♪ It's so nice to have you back
Where you belong

♪ You're looking swell, Dolly

♪ I can tell, Dolly

♪ You're still glowing
You're still... ♪

Don't you know the words?
♪ Going strong

♪ I see the room... ♪

Come on, you're not gonna let that table
sing louder than you are.

♪ One of your old favorite songs
From way back when

♪ So take her wrap, fellas

♪ Find her an empty lap, fellas

♪ Dolly'll never go away again... ♪

Everybody, louder.

♪ Well, hello, Dolly... ♪

Oh, excuse me.

♪ It's so nice to have you back
Where you belong... ♪

Everybody, come on.

♪ You're looking swell, Dolly... ♪

Oh, I can't hear you.

♪ I can tell, Dolly

♪ You're still glowing
You're still crowing

♪ You're still... ♪

Everybody, come on.

♪ Well, hello, Dolly... ♪

Come on, Bill. Sing. I can't hear you.

♪ One of your old favorite songs
From way back when... ♪

Everybody.

Gomer, where were you?

- I was out in the audience.
- No, you weren't.

- Your table was empty.
- Well, I was in the back watching you.

What did you do that for? You left me
all alone up there on the stage.

That's right. And you didn't even need me.

What are you talking about?
You heard Randazzo. Without you...

All Mr. Randazzo wanted
was a crowd-pleasing show, Jerry.

And you had that audience
eating out of your hand.

- They was singing and laughing.
- What?

They loved you.

And you got a real fine hand
when you finished.

And it was all for Jerry Ball,
working by hisself.

You've gotten so used
to somebody else doing it for you

that you didn't even know
you could do it yourself.

But boy, was you doing it.

And do you know who's responsible?
Sergeant Carter.

Sergeant Carter?

He was the one that told me

that I was being a crutch to you
more than anything else.

And it all worked out
just like he said it would.

And you did it, Jerry.
And you did it all alone.

- They were applauding, weren't they?
- Boy, they sure were.

[chuckles]

Son of a gun!

[piano playing]

But Sarge,
Pyle would never sing in here again,

not after you ordered him not to.

You're forgetting one thing.

Pyle has got a soft heart
and a soft head to match.

It's a set.
And that might just bring him back here.

And if I catch him...

Hey, Sergeant, Corporal.

- Boyle, get the MPs.
- The MPs?

You heard me. Get moving.

Pyle, I gave you orders
not to sing here again.

Oh, no, Sergeant.

I didn't come here to sing or nothing.
Cross my heart.

I just came here
to try out the things you told me,

about me not being a crutch.
I didn't sing a note.

Out, Pyle. Let's go.

Hiya, fellas.

Don't tell me.
I bet this is Sergeant Carter, right?

Uh-huh. Sergeant, this is Jerry Ball,
the banjo player I was telling you about.

Sergeant, I want to tell you
it is a real pleasure to meet you.

Gomer tells me I have you to thank
for everything that happened tonight.

I don't mind telling you
I was plenty scared when I looked out

and he wasn't sitting there.

And then, when I didn't hear
him singing, well, it threw me.

You mean he didn't sing tonight?

No. That's just it. And I was scared.

But then he told me about what
you said about not helping me.

And, well, you were right. It worked.

I went on by myself, and it worked.

You sure know about human nature.

No, I mean it.

It's a real talent
being able to handle people.

But I guess that's just
part of being a Sergeant, huh?

You know, when you get out of the service,
you ought to go into show business.

A fella like you
could go real far as a manager,

you know, handling show people,
just like you do with Marines.

I bet you'd really be good at it,
Sergeant.

- Here they are, Sarge.
- Huh? Who?

The MPs for Pyle.

What's the matter with you, Boyle? There
ain't nothing here I can't handle myself.

- But you said...
- Never mind what I said.

Send them away.

A theatrical manager, huh?

Now, whatever put an idea
like that into your head?

Well, you certainly
have all the qualifications.

Leadership... You're...
you're intelligent, you're authoritative.

You're understanding.

You're shrewd.

- You're honest.
- [Jerry] You're personable.

- You're thoughtful.
- I'm modest.

- You're modest.
- You're imaginative.

You're clean.

♪ I dreamt I held you in my arms

♪ When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken

♪ So I hung my head and I cried... ♪

He's not bad, you know?

He's doing real good now.

Mr. Randazzo just gave him a raise.

Do you know he's making $250 a week now?

No kidding!

Hey, that's great.

Sergeant, do you think
you might do what Jerry said?

Huh? What's that?

Become a manager someday.

Oh, that.

Well, who knows?

It sounds like a real good business.

Why, if you was to be Jerry's manager,

you'd get a percent
of everything that he makes.

I know that, Pyle. A manager gets 10%.

Let's see, 10% of $250...

That's... $25.

I'd I only get $25?
And he'd get $225 just for singing?

♪ You are my sunshine

♪ My only sunshine

♪ You make me happy... ♪