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Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Oh, hi, Pyle. Another big date
with Lou-Ann tonight?

Uh-huh. I'm gonna meet her just
as soon as she gets off from work.

Must be nice
to have a steady girl.

It sure is. Say, Lester,
when you gonna get yourself one?

Oh, I don't know, Pyle.
I haven't been very lucky with women.

I did go out with a girl a few months ago
who was rather fond of me.

- Unfortunately, her father hated me.
- Oh, that's a shame.

And then, a few weeks ago, I met a girl
whose father took a real liking to me.

- Well, that's wonderful.
- The girl hated me.

Oh, don't you worry, Lester.

Someday, you'll find the right one.

You know what they say--
for every man, there's a woman.

You just gonna have to wait
on one that ain't so particular.

Ms. Poovie, I sure am sorry
to have to keep you late this way.

It's just that I've got
to get this inventory finished

before Mr. Hawkins takes over the store.

Oh, that's all right, Mr. Engelhart.
I understand.

I still just can't believe you're not
gonna be around here anymore.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you too.

I'm gonna miss it all.

Well, I guess I better go call Gomer
before we start in on the sheet music.

I just don't see how I'm gonna be able
to keep our date for dinner tonight.

Oh, you had a date with Gomer?
That's a shame. I'm so sorry.

Oh, that's all right. I'm sure Gomer will
understand when I tell him the reason.

He's so understanding.

You can't make it tonight?

Pyle, make it snappy.

The whole rest of the week too?

Well, all right.

That's the way it's got to be.

Don't you worry, Lou-Ann.

It'll just make the next time we meet
that much more exciting.

Pyle.

Uh, Lou-Ann, I think the Sergeant wants
to use the phone

and you've got your inventory
to get back to.

So goodnight.

Good, Pyle. That's good.

I thought it was in-grown
into your ear or something.

Sorry, Sergeant. It won't happen again.

But it was kind of an emergency.

Yeah, so I heard.

You got the old brush off, huh?

- Beg your pardon?
- Working late?

You'd think she'd come up
with something more original than that.

You got them transfer papers, Boyle?

Sergeant, are you trying tell me Lou-Ann
wasn't telling me the truth?

I ain't saying nothing, Pyle.
It's just something to think about.

- But Sergeant--
- A word to the wise, Pyle. That's all.

Goodbye, Pyle.

Why do you want
to shake him up like that, Sarge?

- Huh?
- Telling Pyle that his girl

is brushing him off.

Well, maybe she is, Boyle.
What is that stuff?

Working late tonight
and the rest of the week?

Boyle, if that doesn't sound
like the beginning of the end.

- Well, she could be working late.
- Yeah. But I've heard that line before.

I use it all the time on Bunny.
You know what a liar I am.

I'm sorry I have
to leave you like this Ms. Poovie.

But I did promise my wife
I'd take her to the show tonight.

Oh, that's all right, Mr. Engelhart.
I understand.

Well, I better say good night
to the new boss, huh?

Good night, Mr. Hawkins.
See you tomorrow.

- Night.
- Good night, Ms. Poovie.

Night.

Ooh! I never had so many ledgers
in my whole life.

I'm sorry, Ms. Poovie.
I had no idea it was this late.

That's all right, Mr. Hawkins.

Please, the name is Fred.

Fred.

Tell you what, Lou-Ann,
since it's entirely my fault

that you're working so late,
the least I can do is buy you dinner.

- What do you say?
- Well, actually,

I hadn't even thought about dinner.

Now, please, I insist.

In fact, you can consider that your
first direct order from your new boss.

- Okay.
- Fine.

I'm new here now. You're gonna
have to pick the restaurant.

And pick the best one in town.

Well, actually,
Jim's Steakhouse is very nice.

Jim's Steakhouse it is.

You still haven't told me
what the occasion is, Vince.

I never dreamed we'd be eating
at Jim's Steakhouse tonight.

There's no occasion. When I take my girl
out for dinner, it's nothing but the best.

First class all the way.
That's the way I am.

Sergeant, may I have the letter, please?

Oh, uh... Yeah.

Thank you. Enjoy your dinner.

- What was that?
- Nothing, Bunny, nothing.

Come on, Vince. What kind of letter?

All right.

I won a free dinner for two
in the lucky number contest.

Oh, you don't have
to be embarrassed, Vince.

I think it's wonderful.

Hey, you're not gonna
leave your soup, are you?

Well, I don't want to fill up.

It's delicious,
but I got a 16-ounce steak coming.

Okay. Hand it over.

You know what they charge for the soup
when you gotta pay for it?

Not here, Vince.

Well, what do you expect me to do?
Ask the waiter to put it in a doggy bag?

Now, if I can just get that waiter to
bring me some of that Parmeesian cheese.

- Holy smoke.
- What? What?

Look who just came in.

Well, isn't that Lou-Ann?

I just took a guess.
I just took a wild guess.

Vince, what are you talking about?

Lou-Ann called Pyle and broke her date

because she said she had
to work late tonight.

And I just took a wild guess and said she
was giving him the brush off.

And sure enough,
there she is with another guy.

- How do you like that?
- Well, don't jump to conclusions.

For all you know,
he could be a visiting relative.

Oh, yeah?

You think Charlie Smooth over there
is somebody's relative?

He's too beautiful to be a relative.

Point is, you don't know.

Look. She's seen us.
She's covering her face.

You see? She don't want us to see her.

It's none of our business, Vince.

So whatever you do,
don't say anything to Gomer.

- But--
- Vince, not a word. It's not your place.

But he's one of my boys. I owe it
to him to let him know what's going on.

Why are you so interested
in Gomer's welfare all of a sudden?

Well, I expect any other guy
to do the same thing for me.

Now, look, Vince, just butt out.

I'm very fond of Gomer
and I don't want to see him upset.

So just keep your big mouth shut.

- But she--
- Vince, if you say a word,

I'll never speak to you again so help me.
Now, promise.

Okay, okay. I promise.

Women.

Here.

Take your soup back.

Sure.

Uh-huh.

Que Sera, Sera.

Excuse me, Sergeant,
did you say something to me?

Me? Did I say anything?

Well, just that second,
you said "que Sera, Sera."

What did you mean?

Listen, Pyle.

I think there's something
you ought to know.

I know it's none of my business,
but you should know it.

What's that, Sergeant?

You're gonna really force me
to tell you, huh?

Golly, I'm not gonna force you
to do anything, Sergeant.

- If you don't want to tell me--
- If you insist, I'll tell you.

But just remember, the only reason
I'm putting my two cents in

is because I hate to see a fellow Marine

getting a raw deal like
you're getting a raw deal.

Well, I don't think that I'm--

Pyle, I'm talking about your so-called
lady friend, Ms. Lou-Ann Poovie.

Remember how she called you yesterday
and broke your date?

Yeah.

Pyle, I saw her last night
with another guy. Huh?

Lou-Ann?

Are you sure it was Lou-Ann?

I'm telling you, I saw Lou-Ann.

I can even tell you where,
at Jim's Steakhouse,

sitting across
from Rudolph Valentino himself.

I don't believe it.

Pyle, so help me, Bunny will back me up.

That is if we wanted to drag Bunny
into this, which we don't.

Well, I'm sorry, Sergeant.

But it must've been somebody
that looked a lot like her.

Lou-Ann said she was gonna work late.

- Pyle, are you calling me a liar?
- Well, gosh, no, Sergeant.

But I can't call Lou-Ann one neither.

And that's what I'd be doing
if I believed you saw right.

Okay, okay.

Just answer me one question.
Is she working again tonight?

- As a matter of fact, she is.
- Uh-huh.

She really is, Sergeant. You see,
her boss sold out to a new owner.

And she's got to help take inventory.

Sure. Sure.

Sergeant Carter, are you trying to tell me
that Lou-Ann ain't being true to me?

Pyle, I didn't say anything.

But maybe you just better go down there
and see for yourself.

Go where?

To the record store, Pyle,
tonight, when according to her,

she's gonna be working.

Well, I couldn't do that, Sergeant.
That'd be spying.

So?

Well, I just never could
do a thing like that.

- Well, you're gonna do it.
- But Sergeant--

Pyle, you as much as called me a liar.

So you just get down to that store
where she's supposed to be working

and see for yourself!

But Sergeant, I just hate to spy.

Spy! Spy!

Shazam. I knew it. I just knew it.

Well, that ought to be enough for tonight.
There's no sense in pushing ourselves.

All right, Mr. Engelhart.

- Mr. Hawkins, what do you say we close up?
- Good idea.

We ought to have this inventory finished
by tomorrow night for sure.

Lou-Ann, do you have any plans for dinner?
How about Jim's Steakhouse again?

Oh, really, Mr. Hawkins,
you don't have to.

Oh, nonsense. It's the least I can do.

- Would you like to join us?
- Oh, no, thank you.

I've got to get home
and help my wife with the packing. Thanks.

You should see the stuff
that we're taking.

Why, you'd think we were going to Hawaii
for a year, not just a month.

- You two go on ahead. I'll lock up.
- Thank you.

By the way, Lou-Ann,
what's your boyfriend doing

while we've got you
tied up these evenings?

Oh, Gomer's probably back
at the barracks being very patient.

Excuse me? Could I talk to you
for just a minute, Sergeant?

- Alone?
- Huh?

Oh. Oh, yeah, Pyle.
I'll be right with you guys.

Well, did you go down to the store?
Was I right?

That's just it, Sergeant. That's just it.
You was wrong.

I went down there and Lou-Ann
was working with Mr. Engelhart

just like she said she'd be.

Okay, Pyle. Maybe she was.

But I saw your little friend out
with another guy last night,

clear as the white around your eyeballs.
What about that?

I'm sorry, Sergeant.
But I just can't believe that.

Okay, Pyle, that does it. Come on.
You're coming with me.

- Where to, Sergeant?
- Down to Jim's Steakhouse.

We'll ask the waiter.
He'll tell you I'm not lying.

I'll be with you in one minute, gentlemen.

Here. Sit down.

He'll tell you.
They were sitting right over there.

I can't believe it.
I just don't believe it.

Hey, Pyle, take a look.
Tell me what you see.

It's just like one of them
instant replays on television.

It's true. It's just like you said.

Yeah.

Let this be a lesson to you, Pyle.

I don't say I'm always right,
but I'm never wrong.

Here's sick call list for the day, Sarge,
if you care to check it.

Yeah, thanks.

- What's wrong with Pyle?
- I don't know.

He was kind of dragging around,
real listless like.

Well, it figures
after what happened last night.

But he'll get over it.
It's just a matter of--

Excuse me, Sergeant.

I'm reporting back from sick call
for my duty assignment.

All right, Pyle. The platoon's out back
policing up the barracks area.

- Thank you, Sergeant.
- Pyle.

Pyle, you've been
in my platoon from the start.

I've seen you grow
from a raw recruit to a man.

And I've suffered
with you every step of the way.

And I mean, suffered.

So you can imagine how I feel
when I see one of my boys

getting kicked in the teeth
by a conniving dame.

I appreciate you worrying
about me like that, Sergeant.

Pyle, don't you think I know
what's bothering you?

Your girl two-timed you and you're upset.

Well, instead of just moping around,
you should do something about it.

You shouldn't let her get away with it.

I don't know what you mean, Sergeant.

Okay. Let me ask you a question.

What are you gonna do about the fact
that you're being played for a sucker?

Well, I don't know.
I thought I'd just call Lou-Ann

and ask her straight out
if what I saw was true.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy!

Did you hear that?
He's gonna call Lou-Ann.

Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

Keep outta this, Boyle.

Don't you see, Pyle?

That way you'll be giving her
the satisfaction

of knowing you care that much.

But I do.

Look, Pyle, you just stick with me.

Just leave it to the old master.

Shut up, Boyle.

Sergeant, are you sure
we're doing the right thing?

Pyle, this happens to be a subject

of which I've made a lifelong study,
fickle females.

Well, I don't know about this,
Sergeant, I just don't know.

Hey, Vince. What's holding us up?

- Are we gonna have dinner or not?
- Yeah, come on. Let's eat.

In a minute. In a minute.

Golly, Sergeant,
I still feel funny about doing a thing

like this to a person,
especially a person like--

It's the only way, Pyle. Believe me.

Come on. Let's go get some dinner.
We're starving.

Yeah, come on.

Hold it down, will you? Look.

That fella must be her new boss.

Yeah, which makes the whole thing so cozy.

Look at him.
Curly hair and the flashy teeth.

And get a load of that car.
He's a swinger, Pyle, a swinger.

Did she tell you that about him?

How 'bout it, handsome?

My. I certainly seem to be taking
advantage of your good nature these days.

Why, it's almost embarrassing.

Oh, don't be silly.

Helps to keep my conscience clear
for all the overtime you're putting in.

Hold it. Hold it. Will you hold it?

Let's give them a chance
to settle down first.

- Yeah?
- Four please.

This way.

Food.

Come on, hon. Let's eat.

Now, I'll order for all of us.

We'll all have the Salisbury steak.

What? That's chopped meat.

- Well, it's made out of steak.
- Don't tell me. That's hamburger.

Way.

- What about a drink?
- Yeah?

- Aren't we gonna start with a drink?
- You can drink water.

That's how she looked.
You want to know how she looked?

That's how she looked.

Like she didn't know a man
was allowed to play the same game.

- Well, how did Pyle look?
- Ah, you know Pyle.

He's just not used to jungle warfare.
But he'll learn.

Company B, Corporal Boyle speaking.

Who?

Just a minute.
I'll see if I can get him to the phone.

Don't tell me. Another personal call.

Another personal call, like nobody
ever reads the bulletin board.

Right. It's Lou-Ann Poovie.

Yeah? Well, go get him, Boyle.
On the double.

Pyle, drop the rake and come over here.
You got a phone call.

So she decided
to raise the white flag, huh?

Well, I think we'll just
let her sweat a little.

- Who is it, Sergeant?
- Three guesses.

- Lou-Ann?
- It ain't the queen of Romania.

Will you excuse us, Boyle?

I bet she's gonna ask us about last night.

Well, let's hope so, Pyle. Let's hope so.

But what shall I tell her?

Just take the phone, will you?

The burden of truth is on her, not you.

And just remember,
I'll guide you every step of the way.

Hey, Lou-Ann.

I know how busy you are,

and I don't want to detain you
from more important things.

So I'll simply address one little question
to you, if I may.

Well, sure, Lou-Ann.

Those girls that you and Sergeant Carter
were with last night,

was that just an accidental meeting,

why, something
that happened merely by chance?

Well, uh...

She wants to know if we met those girls
by accident last night.

Tell her the truth.
It was a planned date.

- But Sergeant--
- Go ahead. Tell her. Tell her.

Uh... well, no, Lou-Ann.

It wasn't no accident.
It was a planned date.

Oh!

And we're gonna see them again.

Go ahead. Tell her. Tell her.

And, uh, we're gonna see them again.

Tell her it's the new you.

Tell her.

It's the new me.

That you're not a one-woman man anymore.
Come on.

Well, I ain't a one-woman man anymore.

I see.

If one can play at this game, so can two.

What's sauce for the goose
is sauce for the gander.

There's more than one fish in the ocean.
You can tell her--

Excuse me, Sergeant. You can stop now.

She hung up right after
"I ain't a one-woman man."

A-ha! How do you like that?

You give these dames
a little taste of their own medicine,

and all of a sudden, they get offended.

Sergeant, do you think maybe
we went a little too far?

Are you kidding, Pyle?
We didn't go far enough.

We've still got one more step to go.

- One more step?
- The coup de grace, Pyle.

You're gonna walk up
to her boyfriend tonight

and introduce yourself,
to show the whole world

that you know the score
and you couldn't care less.

But why, Sergeant?
I just don't see the point in it,

especially now that it's all over
between me and Lou-Ann.

To make it final, Pyle. Total victory.

Show 'em no quarter.

It's a man's world
and we gotta keep it that way.

Sergeant, I still don't see how I'm
gonna profit by any of this.

Just leave it to me, Pyle.
Just leave it to me.

Look at that, will you? Every night.

Come on. All we gotta do
is follow the sheep back to his table

to find you know who.

- But golly, Sergeant--
- Pyle, you can't turn back now.

This is it.

All you got to do is squeeze the trigger
and she's had it,

and him along with her.

Good evening, folks. Oh, no, no.

Please, don't get up.
Let me introduce myself.

I'm Sergeant Carter.
And this here is Gomer Pyle.

- I thought you might like to meet him.
- Well, so you're Gomer Pyle.

You're the fella that's been
so patient all this week.

Oh, he's been patient all right.

But I'll tell you the truth,
we ran out of patience.

That's why I brought him
down here tonight.

I realize I've monopolized your girl.
And I want to apologize.

Oh, I don't think you have to apologize.

- We made our point.
- Well, I did want to explain.

You know how it is, all alone in
a strange town without your wife and kids.

Wife and kids?

But our work is done now
and we can get back to normal hours.

I don't know what I would've done
without Lou-Ann.

Not only is she efficient,
but if it wasn't for her charming company,

I think I would've gone crazy.

Mr. Hawkins, do you have a wife and kids?

Oh, yes. They're joining me tomorrow.

They had to stay behind
until I could find a house.

Lou-Ann helped me with that too.

Well, that explains everything.

We didn't have to do all those things
that the sergeant suggested.

You see, Sergeant, all those--

Where'd he go?

I suspect the sergeant has gone out
to the kitchen

to see about cooking
that crow he's gonna have to eat.

Mr. Hawkins, I can't tell you
what a nice family you have.

Thank you, Gomer. I can't tell you how
nice it is to have them out here.

- Are they always that well-behaved?
- Well, I wouldn't say that.

- Would you all excuse me for a minute?
- Sure, Gomer.

Hey, you guys, how about some milk, huh?

Sergeant Carter,
what are you doing here?

Look, Pyle, I did you a favor
looking out for your interests.

Now, you got to do me one in return.

- Well, sure. What is it?
- Come on, I'll tell you.

It's Bunny.

She heard about them two dames
I set up to impress Lou-Ann.

Now, she won't even talk to me.

Well, that's terrible.

It's worse than that. It's a disaster.

She won't even give me
the chance to explain.

Well, maybe you ain't
using the right words.

Hello, Bunny? Oh, wait a minute.

Don't hang up, please.

At least give me the benefit
of a conversation.

- What'd she say?
- She said "over her dead body."

You just tell Bunny to remember,

life is too sweet
to be soured by a hasty word.

Bunny, remember, life is too sweet
to be soured by a hasty word.

To err is human, to forgive, divine.

To err is human, to forgive, divine.

And life is a bowl of cherries as long
as you remember nobody's perfect.

Bunny, will you listen?

Life is a bowl of cherries as long
as you remember nobody's perfect.