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[marching band plays]

Johnson.

Heckler.

Pyle.

Pyle.

Waxman.

Pyle.

Pyle.

Pyle.

Pyle.

Pyle.

Merigio.

Pyle.

Pyle...

Pretty Pink Petunia Company?

Must be those flower seeds
I sent away for.

They send you a free sample

along with a booklet
on petunia raising for fun and profit.

Gosh. Can I read it when you're through?

I know you're just kidding, Joey,

but it's just plain wonderful
what you can get for free

by just sending away for it.

Well, the postcard's mine,
and all the rest are Pyle's.

Cure Your Cold By Hypnotism.

ABCs of Kelp Farming.

Plywood and You.

Freighter Cruises to the Antarctic.

Dental Technology For Beginners.

Migrate Now to Paraguay.

Some of the companies
send you free samples

of the things they got coming out.

Like this here shaving cream.

It's brown instead of white,

and it leaves your face suntanned
after you finish shaving.

Would you like to try?

- Got a guy around here named Pyle?
- Over there.

Your name Pyle?

Gomer Pyle?

- Yes, sir.
- Sign here. Delivery.

A delivery?

Just sign it, will ya?
I've got to get my truck out of here.

Don't tell me you've got a whole truckload
of petunia seeds.

What did you deliver?

See for yourself.

[excited chatter]

- Hey!
- Gee!

This is yours?

Well, it can't be.
I just don't understand.

Sir, I'm afraid there's been a mix-up.

Your name's Gomer Pyle, ain't it?

Well, yes, sir.
But... well, who? How? What?

It's one of the prizes
from the Frost Flip Bottling Company.

- You entered the contest, didn't you?
- Yes, sir. I think so.

So you won.

Happy sailing.

How about that, Pyle? Your own boat!

- Well, it's a beauty.
- You gonna give us a ride, Gome?

A boat?

Maybe we can put it in the parking lot.
Come on, you guys.

Not now. We have to get over
to the rifle range.

Well, we'll move it after we get back.
Come on.

Let's go.

A boat?

- Those clowns get over to the rifle range?
- Yeah, about an hour ago.

When they get back, send them
to the sick bay for their booster shots.

- A boat?
- Sir?

On a Marine base?

Anything wrong?

For a minute,
I thought I saw a boat out there.

A boat? You're kidding.

I know it was a hallucination,
but it looked so real.

Maybe I ought to go to the doctor's too.

Left. Left. Left.

Detail, hut, two, three.

Right face.

Dismissed.

All right, let's get over
to the parking lot. Let's go.

[excited chatter]

All right, everybody. Heave-ho!

You know, I have been pushing pretty hard.

It could be I need a nice long rest.

You look okay to me, Sarge.

Maybe you could use a little more sleep,
but outside of that...

There it is again, Boyle.
I'm really seeing things.

You're not seeing things, Sarge.
There is a boat out there.

[Carter] What's going on here?

We're just taking this boat
to the parking lot.

Where did it come from? Whose is it?

It's mine, Sergeant.

I think.

Yours?

This belongs to you?

- Yes, sir. I won it in a contest.
- How about that, Sarge?

- Isn't it a handsome one?
- All right, knock it off.

You clowns clear out of here. Boyle,
get them over for their booster shots.

Fall in.

All except you, Pyle.

- You want to see me, Sergeant?
- Yeah, in the office.

I want to hear the whole story
about this boat.

I never heard anything
so stupid in all my life.

A boat on a Marine base?

All right, now let's hear it.

Nice and slow.

Well, this Frost Flip soda pop company

had this contest to write a jingle,
so I sent one in.

A jingle? What kind of jingle?

Well, as I remember it,
it went something like this.

"Here's a tip

Take a nip of Frost Flip

It's got flavor galore
and much, much, much more

With vip and zip in each sip."

Zip and vip?

With vip and zip in each sip.

For that, you won a boat?

Believe me, Sergeant,
I'm just as surprised as you are.

But you don't have to worry about a thing.

It won't get in anybody's way,

because I've decided
to send it back to the company.

You're going to send it back?

Well, I hope they won't think
I'm too ungrateful.

But I've come to realize that a boat
would be just too much for me,

what with the expenses and all.
So it's best I send it back.

And end up with nothing?

Oh, just the joy of winning
is reward enough for me, Sergeant.

Pyle, come with me.

Have you ever thought how much fun
you could have on a boat?

Yeah.

I guess it could be fun.

You bet it could.

Look, Pyle, you might be right.

This may be too much for you
to swing all by yourself.

But, now, if you had a partner,

then it wouldn't be no sweat at all.

A partner?

Well, sure.

I might even go in with you.

- You would?
- Sure.

I'll take care of all the expenses.

I mean, what could that be, gas and oil?

I pay the whole freight.

You don't have to do anything
except supply the boat.

What do you say?

Go-o-Olly, Sergeant!

That sounds just perfect.

Why, I'd be honored to be partners
with you on anything.

Then it's a deal. We're partners.

And we can even use my car
to tow it down to the ocean.

Come on.

There's just one thing
that worries me, Sergeant.

It sounds like I'm getting
the best part of the deal.

Are you sure this is being fair to you?

Don't worry, Pyle.

It's gonna be all right for me.

Yes, sir.

It's gonna be plenty all right for me.

[chuckling]

Hey, come on, Pyle.
Let's hook that boat on my car.

Guess that does it, Sergeant.

Okay, let's put the show on the road.
Hop in.

Ah, it's a beautiful day
to break in a boat.

- All set, Pyle?
- Yes, sir, Sergeant.

This is going to be the start
of something wonderful.

[honking horn]

Anchors aweigh!

[metal clanging]

Golly, Sergeant.

Pulled the bumper right off the car.

That's just the reason
I was afraid of owning it.

Right away there's an expense.
You're probably gonna need a new bumper.

Guess it wasn't on too good.

Well, this is a terrible way for us
to begin our partnership, Sergeant.

Forget it, Pyle.

So I'll just get myself a new bumper.

Golly, that's really going to cost.

Well, how much can it be? My department.
Don't worry about it.

Besides, it's nothing when you realize
I'm getting a new boat out of the deal.

Come on, there's a garage
a half mile from here.

The guy can put on a new bumper
in no time at all.

[siren wailing]

- Good afternoon, Sergeant.
- Afternoon, sir.

- May I see your driver's license, please?
- Yes, sir.

Is the car registered in your name?

Yes, sir. Uh, what's the trouble?

Well, when pulling a trailer, your car
has to have an extended rear view mirror.

An extended rear view mirror?

I didn't know anything about that.

Yeah, well, these things happen
the first time out, so I'll pay the fine.

You have tickets in duplicate?

Oh, this ticket is because you don't have
a safety chain on your hitch.

Well, at least
we didn't get one for speeding.

The limit's 65, and I was only going 60.

We are getting one for speeding?

When pulling a trailer, the limit's 50.

It could be worse. If it was night,

you'd get another one
for not having side lights.

See, Sergeant?
There's a good side to everything.

Would you sign right here, please?

This is going to cost me a fortune.

Well, you should have checked the rules
before you took to the road. And here.

And one more.

Here you are.

And...

...one...

...two...

...three.

You better get those things
taken care of right away.

First the bumper, now this, Sergeant.

Golly, I'd already be busted
if it wasn't for you.

Boat owning is sure a lot easier
when you got a partner... partner.

[Carter chuckling]

Well, there they are, Pyle,
our fellow mariners.

In a couple of minutes, we'll be out there
with them. It's going to be great.

What's the matter?

I was just thinking about
our partnership, Sergeant.

What, with the bumper and the tickets
and everything,

it's really beginning to add up.

Forget it, Pyle.
Having the boat is more than worth it.

So there are a couple of little expenses.
I'm a partner.

I've got to lay out something.

I suppose so.

All we've got to do now is gas her up
and slide her into the water.

Come on.

Hey, Sergeant? Look.

"Boat licenses sold here."
Do we need a license?

I don't know.

Well, I guess we'd better go inside
and find out.

Yeah.

- Ahoy there.
- Hi.

Uh, that boat we got out there,
do we need a license for that?

For all boats, fill this out.
Good for three years.

I'll do it, Sergeant.

And I insist on paying half the license.

Uh, that license for three years,
how much is it?

Five bucks.

That's $2 and a half for me.

Hold it, hold it. It's my pleasure.

I said I would pay all expenses,

and when Vince Carter makes a deal,
it's a deal. Not a penny from you.

- His money is no good here, understand?
- Yeah.

Okay, Sergeant.

All right. Let's see now.

One, two, three, four, five.

There you go.

How long would you say
that boat of ours is, Sergeant?

You'll find all that in the old license
from the guy you bought it from.

But there is no old license.
It's a brand-new boat.

- New boat?
- That's right.

This ain't no second-hand tub
we're talking about.

It's factory fresh,
first time in the water.

First time in the water?

Here's your license sticker.

Let me finish that for you.

Where's your boat?

It's right out there,
the one on the trailer.

Oh, it's a beautiful boat. Twenty-footer.

- Don't put that away yet.
- Huh?

Well, it's a new boat.
She'll be needing things.

Aw, look, buddy.

We don't want none of them flags and junk.
We don't need anything.

Oh, so you've got
your life preservers, hmm?

Life preservers?

Well, no.
But we're both good swimmers, and...

It's the law.
Life preserver for every passenger.

Makes good sense. Safety first.

- How much are they?
- Ten dollars apiece.

Six for 50. Most people buy them that way.

Fifty dollars?

Yeah, well, we just want two.
That's for the two of us.

Right. Why should you get something
you don't need?

Since you won't be taking out any girls,
two is plenty.

Girls?

Uh... just a minute.

Make that a dozen.

A dozen life preservers.

There we are. One hundred dollars.

- Don't put it away.
- Huh?

Now, the law requires
a couple of other things.

A compass and a bailing pump.

I'll let you have that for $17.

To put a 20-footer in the water...

And I'm giving you guys
a chance to get in on a real good deal.

As all you guys know,
Pyle has got this here boat,

and I offered the use of my car
to pull it around.

Well, it just don't seem fair for us
to hog the whole thing to ourselves,

so we decided to let the whole platoon in
on our good fortune.

Now, as many of you guys
that are interested in sharing in the fun,

and whatever incidental expenses
there may be,

just sign right here
and we're in business.

Hey, sounds good.

These expenses, Sergeant, what are they?

Well, like, there's the license.

That's five bucks for three years.

Say we got ten guys,
that's $0.50 apiece for three years.

All right, step right up.
One at a time now. Don't crowd.

- Attention!
- At ease.

- This your boat, Sergeant?
- Yes, sir. It's just here temporary, sir.

- Nice-looking job. Very trim.
- Thank you, sir.

But it's blocking the roadway.
Better move it.

Aye, aye, sir.

Get their signatures. I'll be right back.

Well, that certainly sounds good.
Fifty cents for three years.

- Give me that pen, Pyle.
- Well, there's the other things too.

What other things?

Well, there's the life preservers
and the compass and the bailing pump.

Sergeant didn't have time
to name them all.

Well, how much is all?

Well, it's about $200 to start off with.

And then there's $5
every time it goes into the water,

or $40 a month for dock space.
And then there's the insurance.

And if we want a bait tank, then we
have to buy one of those for fishing.

Yeah, great bunch of guys!
I bet it was unanimous, huh?

- Sure was, Sergeant.
- Give me that.

This is what we should have done
right from the beginning.

What? Where's...?

Well, none of them wanted in. Not one.

Impossible. What's wrong with them guys?

Sergeant, why don't we sell the boat?

No. We're still going to
swing it ourselves,

even without them clowns.

And when they see
what great fun we're having,

they're going to come crawling.

Now, let's see, I got just enough
to handle the insurance and the dock...

I still think we ought to sell it, and
that way I can pay you back everything

and then we wouldn't
have any more problems.

Look, if somebody came along

and offered us a big fat profit for it,
sure we'd sell it.

Then we could buy another one
and come out ahead.

- Another boat?
- That's right.

But until that happens,
we're holding on to this one.

There can't be any more problems.
We got everything the law requires.

What else can there be?

You mean Pyle is going to have to pay
an income tax on that boat?

That's right. One of my main duties
for the tax department

is assisting contest winners.

Most people don't realize that prizes
are treated as ordinary income.

No, I guess not.

And the amount of the tax will depend,
of course, on the value of the boat.

So if you'll ask him to fill in...

[door opening]

[Boyle] Hi, Sarge, Pyle.

Pyle, this is Mr. Markham.
He wants to talk to Pyle about the boat.

- Oh?
- Yes, sir. What can I do for you?

Well, I'd like to find out
what you think the boat is worth.

I'm sure that we can agree on
something reasonable.

Golly, I don't know.
I imagine it's worth...

Why? Are you interested
in buying it, buddy?

- Well, the fact is...
- Because if you are,

the price is... $7,000.

That much, Sergeant? Why, I wouldn't
even think it's worth half that.

Pyle's right, Sarge.
It's not worth anywhere...

What do you guys know?
I'm telling you, buddy. Seven grand.

- Maybe more.
- That does seem high. Are you quite sure?

Look, I'm a partner.
Don't you think I know what I own?

Partner? You mean part-owner?

Yeah, him and me, 50/50.

And if you're interested in buying it, the
price is 7,000 bucks, not a penny less.

Oh, I'm not interested in buying it.
I'm from the Internal Revenue Service.

- Internal Revenue Service?
- Yes, you'll pay a tax

based on the value of the boat,

which now appears to be
considerably more than I'd estimated.

But there's a bright side.
You won't have to pay all the tax,

since the sergeant here
has informed me that he is co-owner.

Then you'll pay tax on half the boat.

Pay tax... on half the boat.

Excuse me.

[hammering]

[hammering]

What's all this?

Oh, hey, Sergeant.

I thought we agreed
that the only way to pay the taxes

and to get your money back
is to sell the boat.

Well, just putting a sign on it
won't sell it.

- It won't?
- Never.

You've got to use salesmanship,
the personal approach.

Give me Sergeant Dubinsky
at the commissary.

Dubinsky's perfect.

He's got all kinds of money,
and I can sell anything to that meathead.

Hello, Gus?

Vince.

Yeah. How's the family?

Good, good. Great bunch of kids.

You know, I was just thinking,
with a family like that,

what could be better for you all to enjoy
during their growing years than a boat?

Now, it just so happens that... huh?

Yeah, a boat.

What's so funny about that?

Look, it's a great buy, brand new.

Gus, will you stop laughing?

Gus?

Does he want to buy it?

The guy's got no class.

Who needs him anyway?

Get me Sergeant Hacker, Company C.

The line's busy?

Well, I'll wait.

I should have called him in the first
place. He'll take it just like that.

Hello, Charlie? Vince. Say, I was...

What are you laughing at?

Dubinsky just phoned you about the boat.

All right, all right. Forget it.

Sergeant, maybe I'd better go over there

and put our phone number
on that For Sale sign.

That way people will be calling us.

Pyle, will you forget about that sign?
It don't mean a thing.

Believe me, the only thing that counts
is personal hustle.

Attention!

At ease.

- About that boat, Sergeant...
- Yes, sir.

We're going to move it, Lieutenant.
We'll have it out of there right away.

- Well, why? Have you sold it?
- No, sir. Not yet.

Oh. Well, good. I saw the For Sale sign
on it, and I'm interested.

If the price is reasonable,
I'd like to buy it.

Did you hear that, Sergeant?
The lieutenant's seen the sign.

Well, it's all done, Sergeant.

We've delivered the boat
where the lieutenant wanted it,

and now we can cash his check
and get you your money back.

Nah.

What's the matter?

It sure is a pretty thing, ain't it?

Yeah, she's real sweet-looking.

And we never got out on it.

No, we never did.

Well, it just ain't right.
We're entitled to at least one ride on it

after all we've been through.
One ride anyway.

But the boat
belongs to the lieutenant now.

You haven't cashed the check yet.

I just gotta get on that baby once.
Come on, get in the boat.

Get us off the line, Pyle.

[engine revs]

[chuckling]

Listen to that. Purrs like a kitten.

Yeah, it sounds real nice.

[chuckling]

This is going to be
our first and last trip.

But we're going to make it a great one.

I'll take it out to sea,
and we'll really give it a ride.

Oh, you might as well
get rid of that sign now.

- But, Sergeant...
- Just pull it up.

We don't need it anymore.

- Sergeant?
- Not now, Pyle.

But Sergeant...

Pyle, you never talk to the captain
when you're casting off.

Okay, we're pushing off.

[Carter] ♪ Oh, sailing, sailing

♪ Over the bounding main... ♪

- But Sergeant...
- [chuckling]

Where did all this water come from?

It's coming from over here.

Pyle, you stupid...!

Well, it never would have happened
if I'd had a claw hammer.

Boy, that thing
was really nailed in there.

Pyle, will you shut up and get the pump?
Get the bailing pump!

Here.

Hold that.

Boy, that fella in the store
was right about one thing.

- We really did need this pump.
- Yeah.

I think he was right about something else.

I think we're going to need
those life preservers.

Hey, Sergeant.
I've got some good news for a change.

Oh?

I just talked to Mr. Markham on the phone.

You know,
the man from the Internal Revenue.

And he said since the boat sank,

it's considered a casualty loss,
so there's no tax owed on it.

Well, that's something anyway.

I still feel real bad about you
having to spend all that money

on traffic tickets and safety supplies.

What can I do, Pyle? I gambled and I lost.

Well, one good thing
came out of this, Sergeant.

I've learned my lesson.
I ain't gonna never enter another contest.

Just like this application
I got in the mail.

You know what I'm going to do with it?

I'm gonna throw it
right here in this waste basket.

I don't care if they are giving away
a brand-new convertible.

I just ain't interested.

A brand-new convertible?

The White on White Soap Company,
for the best last line to their jingle.

Let's see that.

"The soap for you is White on White."

White, white... what rhymes with white?

But Sergeant...

Bite, light, right...

Well, don't just stand there, Pyle.
Think of some words.

- Sight, night...
- Right.

- Night.
- Trite, white...