All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S04E05 Gomer the Beautiful Dreamer 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Hey, Larry, pass me another straw.

Sure.

It must be the way I suck in or something.

It never fails but they flatten out on me.

Hey, there's Sergeant Carter.

I had a feeling
he was gonna be here tonight.

I just have to see him.
Excuse me, I'm gonna go talk to him.

Hey, Sergeant Carter, Miss Bunny.

Well, hi, Gomer.

Uh, can I talk to you
for a minute, Sergeant?

Yeah.

Well, uh... can I sit down?

Look, Pyle, if you're thinking
of joining us, forget it.

Three is definitely a crowd.

No, Sergeant.
I just wanted to tell you something.

It won't take long.

All right, all right.

Well, uh...

You might think what I'm going to tell you
is silly, real silly.

If it's coming out of your mouth,
I'm sure I will.

Just promise me one thing, Sergeant.

Promise me you won't get upset.

[Carter] Pyle, will you get to the point?

Well, uh, yes, sir.

The point is...

Well, you won't think I'm silly, now?

- Pyle!
- Yes, sir.

I'll tell you, Sergeant.

Uh... well, you see... uh...

I have these dreams.

Dreams?

Is that what you came over here
to talk about, dreams?

Well, yes, sir.
You see, what I wanted to say is...

Uh, we'll have the chili.
Or I will, anyway.

- What'll you have?
- Uh, the same.

We'll have something to drink later.

Now, what makes you think

I would be the least bit interested
in your dreams?

Well, I have this knack, see.

What knack?

If I dream something three times in a row,

it always comes true.

What?

That's right. I dream something
three nights in a row, and it happens.

Pyle, if you're not out of here
in exactly...

Oh, wait a minute, Vince.
Aren't you curious?

- No.
- Well, I am.

Go on, Gomer.

Well, the reason I came over here
to talk to Sergeant Carter

is I've had these three dreams
about him in a row.

And, well... I'm kind of worried,

because it hasn't been
a very pleasant dream.

- Pyle!
- Well, wait.

What's the dream about, Gomer?

Well, it's about the sergeant's uniform.

It's gonna get all messed up.

Are you going to sit around here
and listen to this bilge?

Well, wait a minute, Vince.
This is fascinating.

Well, how is it going to get messed up?

Well, that part's kind of fuzzy.

But I dreamed it was gonna happen
here at the Bluebird Café. So you see...

Okay, okay, knock it off.

Now, if this is
some kind of practical joke, Pyle,

I'll tell you right now, I ain't biting.

If you want to go around telling fortunes,

get yourself a crystal ball
and find yourself a gypsy tea room.

Now beat it!

Yes, sir.

You see, Sergeant?

Just like I said it would.

Of course, I didn't dream about the chili,

but I did dream
your uniform would get messed up.

Dreamed it? You caused it!

You're not a psychic,
you're a clumsy idiot!

But I did dream it, Sergeant.

Sergeant, you all right?

Pyle, you better get out of here,
you and your dreams!

Because I had a dream too.

I dreamed I almost killed you
with my bare hands.

And I don't have to dream it
three times in a row

to make it come true.
Just one shot, and that's it!

- Come on, Vince.
- Uh!

Now, Gomer, about these dreams
you're having. Do you have them often?

Oh, yes, ma'am,
Miss Bunny, I most surely do.

- More times than I can remember.
- Like what?

Well, like the time
I dreamed three times in a row

that my cousin Elroy
was gonna take two trips,

one long one and one short one.

And sure enough,
not more than two days later,

- he walked out there to the mailbox.
- That's a long trip?

Oh, no, that was the short trip.

The long trip came
after he found his draft notice.

Isn't that amazing, Vince?

But most of my dreams
are happy ones, real happy.

Like right now, believe it or not,

I'm having a nice dream about you,
Miss Bunny.

Me? A dream about me?

Well, tell me, Gomer. What is it?

He says it was a happy one,

so whatever he spills on you
will match your dress.

Come on. Tell me, Gomer.

- Well, I can't, Miss Bunny. I just can't.
- Why not?

Well, 'cause I've only dreamed it twice.

[Bunny] Oh, come on. For me?

I'm sorry, Miss Bunny,
but if I don't dream it a third time,

then it just won't happen.

And I sure would feel bad about you
getting excited about something so nice

and then maybe it not happen.

Come on, let's get out of here.

I'm beginning to feel like
I'm in Never Never Land

with some nut fairy godmother.

Well, Gomer, will you tell me
if you do dream it a third time?

Oh, yes, ma'am.
You'll be the very first to know.

Eugh!

You know, Vince, it's really sweet of you
to give up your Saturday afternoon

and go shopping with me like this.

It's not every guy
who'd do that for a girl.

Well, since you're nice enough
to make dinner for us tonight,

it's the least I can do.

[chuckling] You got a penny
for my thoughts?

Are you kidding?
In my financial condition?

Well, I'll tell you anyway.

I was just thinking,

it'd really be great if we were shopping
like this on a steady basis.

Wouldn't it, Vince?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

How could it be bad?

That is, when the right time comes.

In due time.

[gasping] Oh, look!

Broccoli!

I didn't know broccoli was in season.

Miss Bunny! Miss Bunny!

Pyle, what are you doing here?

I'm sorry to bust in on you
shopping like this, Sergeant,

but I just had to find Miss Bunny.

Your landlady told me where you was.

- And guess what?
- Well, what happened?

Well, you remember I told you
I'd tell you if I dream that dream again?

Well, I did last night,

and that makes three nights in a row
I've dreamed it.

Wonderful. Well, we'll see you, Pyle.

Well, wait a minute.
What's the dream, Gomer?

Well, are you all shopping
for dinner tonight?

[Bunny] Yeah.

Well, you can just put it back.
You don't need it.

- What?
- On account of you're going out tonight,

in high style. You're going out to dinner.

With who, the Duke of Windsor?

No, Sergeant, that's the best part.

She's going out to dinner with you.

- With me?
- Well, where? Where are we going?

Well, I don't know for sure.

You see, I didn't get that far
in my dream.

Will you knock it off, Pyle?
I don't want to hear about it.

Now, if you want to dream so much,

go dream up the name of
a good head shrinker.

Because as far as I'm concerned,

there's a lot up there
that needs shrinking.

Vince, what does it hurt
to hear the rest of it?

Because he's a nut, that's why,

and you're just making it worse
by playing along with him.

Now, all I know is
people are pushing in the line ahead of us

while you're listening to Gypsy Pete here
spin his wheels. Now, come on, let's go.

- Is this your cart, ma'am?
- Yes, it is.

Well, congratulations!
You're our one-millionth customer!

What?

Congratulations, miss.

As president
of Food-o-Rama Markets Incorporated,

I hereby declare you
our one-millionth customer

and winner of $100 worth
of free groceries.

Oh, Vince!

And not only that,
to help celebrate the event,

we want you to have a night
on the town in Los Angeles,

all expenses paid.

Golly!

Oh, it happened just like you said, Gomer!

Golly, I never dreamed it'd be this big.

I dreamed you'd go out,
but golly, golly, golly.

Oh, I just can't believe...
Well, isn't that something, Vince?

What do you say now, huh?

That's it, Sergeant. The limousine
that's gonna take you and Miss Bunny

out to dinner tonight,
with a chauffeur and everything.

Yeah.

I wonder if I'm going to have to tip him.

I don't think so, Sergeant.
They said everything was taken care of.

Well, I'll just slip him a little change.

Well, whatever you do, you just be sure
and have a real good time tonight.

And I appreciate you
giving me a lift into town.

Well, it's the least I can do, Pyle.

After all, you dreamed all this up,
didn't you?

- Well...
- Well, I better get Bunny.

- Excuse me, Sergeant.
- What, Pyle?

Well, do you mind if I hang around?

Huh? What for?

Well, I'd like to watch you
and Miss Bunny drive away.

It's like Prince Charming and Cinderella
going to the ball in their pumpkin coach.

You read a lot, don't you, Pyle?

Okay, suit yourself.

Hey, Bunny! What are you doing?

The limousine is waiting!

Help me call her, Pyle.

- Miss Bunny...
- [both] ...the limousine is here!

- Chauffeur and limousine...
- Our limousine with the chauffeur!

Thanks. Thanks a million, Mac.

- Uh, Bunny, do you have any change?
- What?

Never mind.

Man, was that an evening,
or was that an evening?

[chuckling] I'll say.

I never had such a wonderful time
in my whole life.

What do you say we have a little nightcap?

Wanna split a can of beer?

Oh, Vince. I gotta get some sleep.
I'm dead on my feet.

One polka too many, huh?

[both laughing]

Well, at least let me say good night.

With pleasure.

Pyle...

Pyle, what are you doing here?

Oh, hey, Sergeant. [grunting]

Oh!

I missed the last bus back to the base,
and I thought I'd just wait here for you.

I sure hope you don't mind.

Did y'all have a nice time?

Ooh, I'll say. Didn't we, Vince?

Yeah, we had a ball.

Excuse me,
I must've really dozed off there.

And I just remembered the dream I had.

Oh, yeah? Did you dream again, Gomer?
What did you dream?

I'm afraid to say, Miss Bunny.

[Bunny] Well, why?

Well, as pretty as you look right now,

it wasn't half as pretty
as you looked in my dream.

Gomer, you dreamed about me again?

Well, I can't tell you about what

since I've only dreamed it
two times in a row.

Aw, come on. Just give me one little hint.

Well, you really want to hear it,
even though I ain't for sure?

Go on, Pyle. Tell her, tell her.

Well, all right.

I just dreamed that
you proposed marriage to Miss Bunny.

You didn't!

[Gomer] Uh-huh.

Did you dream when, Gomer?

Soon, real soon, Miss Bunny.

Well!

Isn't that the cutest dream
you've ever heard?

Now all I gotta do is dream it
one more night in a row,

and that's it. You'll be
Mr. and Mrs. Vince Carter for sure.

Best wishes, Sergeant.

Best wishes!

Pyle.

The one time you think
he couldn't cause me any trouble

is when he's asleep.

Now he's killing me with his eyes closed.

What are you worried about?

So maybe he has a weird knack
of dreaming the future.

But no dream is going to make you
pop the question

unless you want to.

I know all that.

But Bunny's always griping about
when are we going to get married,

and all she needs
is a little encouragement.

- So?
- So all I know is

if he dreams that dream a third night,
she's not gonna let up for a minute.

You sound like you believe in this stuff.

Nah, I don't believe it.

Bunny does.

Well, if she does,
she's liable to propose to you.

Can girls do that?

Happens all the time.

But ain't they gotta wait for leap year
or something?

Any other time it ain't legal.

You know what I gotta do, Boyle?

As silly as it sounds, I gotta keep him
from dreaming it for a third night.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I gotta do.
Keep him from dreaming.

How are you gonna do that?

Well, you don't dream
if you don't sleep, do you?

You wouldn't?

I can tell already the kind of night
this is gonna be.

I'm gonna be asleep
before my head hits that pillow.

[snoring]

Pyle.

- Pyle.
- Huh?

Oh, hey, Sergeant.

Get your clothes on and report
to the duty head on the double.

- I got a special detail for you.
- Right now?

Now.

Right away, sir.

Okay, Pyle, I want you to start...

- Pyle!
- Huh?

I want you to start putting these
in alphabetical order. You got that?

Yes, sir.

Uh-uh-uh.

Here, Sergeant Carter.

Hmm?

So soon?

Well, let's see how you did.

Oh, no.

Huh?

These are in alphabetical order.

Yes, sir, just like you wanted.

No, Pyle, that's not what I wanted.

I wanted them by the date.
Requisitions are always by the date.

Didn't you know that?

[thud]

- Pyle. Pyle!
- Huh?

You're not going to sleep
on the job, are you, boy?

Oh, no, Sergeant.
Uh, I finished the last of 'em.

Yeah? Well, let's see.

By the date, just like you wanted them.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Well, nice work, Pyle.

- Thank you, Sergeant.
- Yep, so much for part one.

Part one?

Oh, that's right.

We still gotta get to
the personnel records.

[thud]

Pyle! Pyle!

Personnel records.

[breathing deeply]

Pyle!

Sleeping on the job again, Private.
You better get with it.

Yes, Sergeant.

I'm all finished
with the personnel records.

Oh, really?

The three by five cards too?

What three by five cards, Sergeant?

Well, the cross index,
Pyle, the cross index.

Didn't I tell you about that?

I'm all finished, Sergeant.

Sergeant?

Sergeant Carter?

[snoring]

Good night, Sergeant.

[snoring]

[mumbling]

♪ [here comes the bride]

Dearly beloved,

we're gathered here today

to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.

Do you, Miss Bunny,

take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

And do you, Sergeant Carter,

take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I... I do.

The ring?

Place the ring on the bride's finger
and repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring, I thee wed.

If there is anyone present
who knows of any reason

why these two should not be wed,

let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.

I sure can't think of any reason.
If anybody was meant to be man and wife,

it's Sergeant Carter and Miss Bunny.

They're perfect for each other,
just perfect.

So go ahead with the ceremony
and tie the knot.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

[organ playing]

[music speeds up frantically]

Sergeant Carter! Sergeant Carter!

Pyle, since when do you come running in
here like some kind of wild elephant, huh?

Now, you get out of here
and come in right.

I'm sorry, Corporal, but I just
had to see the Sergeant right away.

- I've got good news for him.
- Well, you're too late. He's gone.

On Sunday morning?
Before breakfast? Where to?

Look, Pyle, don't be so nosy.

Well... it's really important, Corporal,
just really important.

Where did he go?

Well, I heard him talk to his girlfriend,
Bunny, on the phone.

I suppose that's where he went.

Then I better get over there
and tell 'em both!

- Huh?
- He's gonna do it!

He's gonna do it!

Well, I figured with Pyle dreaming it,

and me dreaming it right on top of him,

it can only mean one thing.

The handwriting's on the wall.

Uh-huh. So?

So I get the message.

I know when I'm licked.

- So?
- So I'm through fighting.

It's inevitable
we're going to get married,

so we might as well get married right now.

Vince, is this a proposal?

What do you think it is,
for crying out loud?

Well, if it is, then no, thank you.

We'll go down to City Hall and...

What did you say?

I said no, thank you.

Oh, that's great.
Ever since we've been going together,

you've been trying
to drag me down the aisle.

Now that I'm ready to be dragged,

you suddenly let go of the rope.
What's with you?

Look, Vince,
nobody should be dragged to the altar.

Both parties
should walk on their own two feet.

When you're ready,
I mean really ready, you'll know.

And then you'll be happy
to walk down the aisle.

It won't be a march to the gallows.

Well, gee.

I didn't mean for it to sound that way.

Oh, I know you didn't, Vince. But...

[doorbell rings]

Who is it?

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

I just had to be the first one
to congratulate you two.

Something old, something new,

something borrowed...

...if you'll excuse me, something blue.

- Well, Gomer.
- Pyle.

Did he ask you yet, Miss Bunny?
Did he ask you?

I am so thrilled. I just want you to know
you're getting one of the nicest,

biggest-hearted men
I've ever had the pleasure...

Pyle, knock it off!

But I dreamed it, Sergeant.
I dreamed it three times in a row

that you was gonna propose to Miss Bunny.

Well, he did propose, Gomer.

But I said no.

- You did?
- That's right, Pyle.

So that takes care of your cockeyed theory

about three dreams in a row
always coming true.

Oh, no, Sergeant, they came true.

Huh?

I only dreamed that you was
gonna propose to Miss Bunny.

I never dreamed anything about
how she was gonna answer.

What?

But any time now, I'm liable to dream
that Miss Bunny answers yes.

Ain't that something, though?

Just think, when you two
finally decide to get married,

I'm gonna know it before you do.

Hey, Miss Bunny.

Hi, Gomer.

- Golly, are you in for a big surprise.
- Surprise for me?

Just you wait. Just you wait, Miss Bunny.

You're gonna get the nicest present ever.

Gomer, have you been dreaming again?

Okay, Pyle, let's keep the aisles free.

- Hey, Sergeant Carter.
- Hi, baby doll.

I'm sorry I'm late, but here.

Let my deeds speak for themselves.

- Vince, for me?
- Who else?

Shazam! You see, Miss Bunny?

It's just a little token to commemorate
our new relationship, that's all.

Oh Vince, you're crazy.
You shouldn't have.

Yeah, I know, I know. But that's me.

They say good things
come in small packages.

Well...

Gomer, you did it again.

He did what again?

Gomer dreamed I was going to get
a beautiful present tonight. Right, Gomer?

Oh, no, I didn't dream it,
Miss Bunny, I saw it.

Saw it?

Ain't that right, Sergeant?
Next door not ten minutes ago,

Larry and me stopped off
to get some pencil leads,

and there you were shopping for Miss Bunny
at the five and dime.

The five and dime?

Actually, I haven't been
having any dreams lately.

Not a single one.
Been sleeping like a log.

The five and dime?

Go ahead and open it up, Miss Bunny.