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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

[music continues]

Hey, Sarge.

Sarge, look at this!

And you thought
the day would never get here.

What's that?

Well, this memo from Headquarters.

It's a list of all the guys in the platoon
whose three-year hitch is up next week.

- Huh?
- Yep.

There it is in black and white.

Read me some of the names.

And start with the "P's."

"Pyle"

That's it! Again!

"Pyle."

Beautiful. Beautiful.

What does it say about him?

Nice and slow, Boyle.

Nice and slow.

Well, like I said before,
a week from Saturday, his hitch is up.

- Who's that?
- Pyle.

Yeah.

To think I'd live to see the day.

All those times I tried
to get him off my back.

And now it's here!

What I couldn't accomplish
in solid three years is here.

Father Time came along
and did the job for me.

You see, Boyle?

If you're just patient, it all works out.

Listen, Sarge, I hate to be a party pooper
but aren't you forgetting one thing?

What's that?

Well, it's just entirely possible
Pyle might reenlist.

Bite your tongue!

Why not? Why wouldn't he sign up again?

No, don't say that, Boyle!

Come on, Sarge,
it's the most natural thing in the world.

You know how Pyle feels about the Marines.
He's sure to reenlist.

No, he can't! I won't let him!

Well, how can you keep
a man from reenlisting?

What're you gonna do, Sarge?
Break his arm so he can't sign up?

- Hey!
- Come on, Sarge.

You might as well get set
for another three years with Pyle.

Boyle, cut it out!
What are you, some kind of sadist?

No, but what're you gonna do about it?

How are you gonna keep him out?

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
I'll keep him out.

Oh, I'll keep him out.

Yeah, the three years went by pretty fast
after all, didn't it?

Yeah, it sure did.

It's been an interesting
enlistment period, hasn't it?

It has been for me. I'm gonna do it again.

You, Duke? You've already decided?

I've been thinking
along the same lines myself.

How about you?
You're gonna re-up for sure.

- Aren't you?
- Me?

Well, doing a little woolgathering, boys?

Oh, uh, no, Sarge,

we were, uh, just on our way out.
Let's go, you guys.

- Oh, uh, Pyle
- Yes, Sergeant?

Uh, listen, Pyle,

I'd like you to come into town with me
this afternoon.

Into town? What are we gonna do in town?

Well, it's a little detail,
and I need you there, okay?

Meet me after chow.

What kind of detail is it, Sergeant?
What are we gonna do?

I have to pick something up, all right?

Well, what are you picking up, Sergeant?
Can you give me a hint?

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Pyle, just meet me, will ya?

Where are we going, Sergeant?
Where are we going?

You'll see, Pyle. In here, come on.

- Hey, fellas.
- Hello, Ai.

Uh, this is the guy I told you
I was bringing in.

Oh, yeah. I got the stuff all laid out.

Right this way, son.

Sergeant, I'd still like to know
what this is all about.

You'll see, you'll see.

Here.

Try on this jacket.

Go ahead.

Do you like it?

Well, yeah, Sergeant.

But I sure wish I knew
what this was all about.

Here, this goes with the outfit.

Beautiful!

I'm telling ya, Pyle,

you look like you stepped right out
of one of them men's magazines.

Sergeant, but now can you tell me
what this is all about, please?

Right. Now, I'll tell ya.
This is a little going away present.

Huh?

Look, Pyle, your hitch is up
next week, right?

That's right, Sergeant.

Which means you can't
wear your uniform anymore,

and your old civvies certainly don't fit
after three years in service.

You mean the Marines are buying me
all these new clothes?

Not the Marines me, Pyle, me.

It's on me!
I'm the one's who's springing for it.

You, Sergeant?

Right, Pyle.

This whole outfit is a gift
from me to you, okay?

Well, Sergeant Carter,
I never heard of such a thing!

Well, yeah, I know, Pyle.

But when you figure
all the time we put in together,

how close we worked day after day
for three solid years,

and now it's coming to an end,

well, you don't just let that go by
without doing something about it.

I felt I had to do something
extra special for you.

Like making sure that, when you go out
into that civilian world,

you go in style.

Like so!

I don't know what to say, Sergeant.

Look, Pyle, never look a gift
clothes-horse in the mouth.

Just accept it in good health, okay?

Sergeant Carter, I think I'm gonna cry.

Okay, so you bought him a new suit.
What guarantee is that?

Pyle could still reenlist
and wear it on weekends.

That is correct.

But I haven't stopped with a suit.

Yeah?

Look, why would Pyle even
consider reenlisting, huh?

Because he never
had it so good as a civilian

as he's got it in the Marines.

So what do I have to do?

I have to make it possible for him
to have it real good as a civilian.

- You mean set him up in civilian life?
- Right.

It's sort of one
a one-man Poverty Program.

Where we going? Where we going this time?

You'll see, Pyle. You'll see. Hey, Gus!

Be with you in a second, Sergeant!

Who is he, Sergeant?
What are we doing here?

Don't ya get it, Pyle? A job.

I'm trying to line you up with a job!

A job? For me?

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Only this time
the surprise is on the other foot.

You did that, Sergeant?

You lined up a job just for me?

Why not?

- Well, golly, I just don't--
- Don't thank me, Pyle.

Just tell Mr. Finch
here your qualifications.

Gus, this is the Private Pyle
I was telling you about.

Or should I say the soon-to-be Mr. Pyle?

I'll tell you one thing, it's murder
trying to find a good man these days.

And this is a good man, believe me, Gus.

As his sergeant, I can tell Pyle is loyal,
conscientious, trustworthy.

What more do you want?

Well, I can't very well turn a man down
after recommendations like that, can I?

Okay, son, starting next Saturday
you got yourself a job.

You hear that, Pyle, you hear that?

How lucky can a dischargee get?

Sergeant Carter, I think I'm gonna cry.

I know just what you're gonna ask me.

You wanna know if a new suit
and a steady job is enough, right, Boyle?

You wanna know if steps one and two
is all it takes

to make sure Pyle
don't reenlist, am I right?

- You mean, you got something else in mind?
- Mm-hmm.

Step number three.

Where we going, Sergeant, where we going?

You'll see, you'll see soon enough, Pyle.

- Oh, uh, Mrs. Nelson?
- Yes?

Uh, this is the young man
I was telling you about.

- Can you show him the room?
- Why sure. It's right down here.

Room? What room?

Got it nice and cleaned up.

Had the exterminator in this morning.

- Sergeant?
- Shh!

Go ahead, Pyle, take a look.
Just take a look!

Uh, now you did say he had full
kitchen privileges, is that right?

That's right.

The kitchen is downstairs,
the first door past the staircase.

And paint?

You're gonna paint
the room a nice light tan

before Saturday, right?

A nice beige.

Beige. Perfect. And drapes.

You're gonna put some
of them up, aren't you?

Oh, yes. Also beige.

Do you like beige?

- Well, I
- I like beige.

It don't show the dirt.

And look over here, Pyle.

You like going to the movies better
than anything else, don't you?

Well, look at this.

You're practically on top of the Orpheum.

If it rains,
you don't even have to get wet.

Well, if you gentlemen
have made up your mind,

that'll be one week's rent in advance.

Uh, forget it, Pyle, it's on me.

Here you are.

One ten-spot in advance!

Thank you.

But, Sergeant, that ain't right.
That ain't right at all.

A suit and then a job and,
and now a place to live?

I told you forget it, Pyle.

It's just still another
way of saying thanks.

Golly!

You can pick up your key anytime Saturday.

Oh, oh, yes, and please
don't smoke in bed.

- Do you smoke in bed?
- Uh, no, Mrs. Nelson.

- He doesn't smoke at all.
- Yes, well

Well, in case you take up smoking,
please don't do it in bed.

He won't. He won't.

Did you ever smell a burning mattress?

Huh?

If you ever smelled a burning mattress,
you'd never smoke in bed.

Whew!

Yeah, uh, well, uh,
good night, Mrs. Nelson.

Good night.

Sergeant?

Yeah?

I think I'm gonna cry!

I know, Pyle. Me, too.

Sheer, total happiness
does that to people like us.

All these things
that you been doing for me,

I don't know how
I'll ever thank you, Sergeant.

Vince! Vince!

Now that you're gonna be a civilian,
you can call me, Vince.

Vince?

Oh, now I know I'm gonna cry.

A suit, a job, a place to live.

You mean, there's still something else
you're getting for Pyle?

- That is correct.
- Well, what else?

- Well, what else is there?
- You see, Boyle, you see?

If I'd have left it up to you,

you never would a known
there was something else.

Well, what? A car?

- Nope.
- A season box to all the baseball games.

Uh-uh. Well, what else?

What do you get
for the man who has everything?

The coup de grâce.

The clincher.

The whipped cream and the nuts
on the top of the sundae!

- What?
- Companionship, Boyle.

Good ol' female companionship.

What do you mean which one of
my girlfriends wants to get married?

They all wanna get married, including me!

Yeah, yeah, I know.

But I was just asking about your friends.

Why?

Well, I just happen to know a nice,
eligible bachelor, that's all.

I mean, I'm not too crazy
about him as a soldier,

but as a human being,
that's something else.

Vince, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about Gomer Pyle,
that's what I'm talking about.

- Gomer?
- Right.

He's getting discharged.
He's getting out next Saturday.

Yeah, so?

So, you like Gomer, don't you?

Well, sure.

I think he's an awfully nice boy, but

- Oh, is that why you
- Exactly.

I wanna fix him up with the right girl.

Oh.

Hey, how come you're so interested
in Gomer's future all of the sudden?

I mean, considering
what you usually have to say about him!

Well, I'll tell you how come.

As long as he was in service,
his Marine life came first,

and it was my duty to
see he cut the mustard.

I watched over this kid for three years,
I made a man out of him.

Well, I can't suddenly let go.

He's gonna be settling down now
and I wanna make sure

he doesn't make any mistakes.

Ooh, ooh!

I know who'd be just right for Gomer.

Vivian!

Vivian? You mean that girl
with a Dick Tracy nose job?

Vince!

Oh, come on, Bunny.

Pyle's ain't no Rock Hudson,
but give him a break!

How about Mildred? You remember Mildred?

Mildred?

That's the one that's still
wearing braces on her teeth!

She is not!

She just happens to
have a very bad overbite.

Bunny, come on, please!

Somebody cute, attractive, like you.

You got her, right?

Where we going, Sergeant?
Where we going now?

Where does it look like we're going, Pyle?

We're going to Bunny's place
to do a little socializing.

Socializing?

Well, it's okay
now that you're practically a civilian.

Who knows, we might
even do some double dating.

You know, keep in touch
and all that sort of thing.

Sergeant Carter, I just can't believe
that one man could be so kind

and thoughtful to another man.

Yeah, I know, Pyle, but let's face it.

We've served together so long that,
well, I almost feel like I'm your father.

- My father?
- That's right.

And even though it's the end of the line,

as far as you
and the Marines are concerned,

I feel I ought to do
the fatherly thing and,

and see that you get off
to a good start in your new life.

Hi, Gomer! All hail and farewell, huh?

Hey, Miss Bunny.

Come on in!

Well, Gomer, I'd like you to meet a friend
of mine, Miss Betty Lou Hanson.

Hey, ma'am. It's a pleasure.

Thank you, Gomer. Same here.

Uh, well, why don't we all sit down
now that everybody's here.

[chuckling] Yeah.

[laughs]

[all laugh]

Yeah.

- Say, Bunn.
- Yeah, Vince?

What'd ya say you and Betty Lou
go whip us up some liquid refreshments?

You know, something nice and tall.

Oh, good idea, Vince.

Uh, come on, Betty Lou.

Well, see you in a jiff.

- Well, what'd ya think?
- Huh?

Pyle, where are your eyeballs?
That's no ordinary girl in there!

She's a living doll!

Not to mention, A: She's got her own car.

B: She's got a good job
at Kulky's Hardware Store.

C: Her father's a factory foreman
with 14 years seniority.

But, Sergeant--

Yeah, I'm telling you, Pyle,

some day that girl is gonna make
somebody a wonderful wife.

- But, Sergeant, I--
- A great girl.

A great girl.

It's a wonder she's still available,

but I guess she can afford
to play it cozy, right, Pyle?

I mean, a girl
with her assets and attributes,

can afford to pick and choose, right?

Yeah, Sergeant, but--

And you know something else, Pyle?

What?

I think she likes you.

She does?

But look, who am I to try to crystal-gaze
the future course of nature?

Here we are. Refreshment time.

Hey, that's great!

Tall and cool, just the way we like 'em,
right, Pyle?

There, Gomer.

Do you like lemonade?

Yes, ma'am, I really do.

You hear that?

It's like they've known each other
practically all their lives!

[chuckles]

Hi, Sarge, what's the good word?

The good word? Beautiful!

- Better yet, spectacular!
- Oh.

Things went pretty good last night, huh?

You should've seen the way
those two were looking at each other.

They had Cupid written
all over their faces.

- No kidding?
- Yeah.

You know something, Boyle?

I know how I felt
about Pyle to start with,

but now, well, it kinda gives me a kick

to know that I'm giving
him a helping hand.

Sure.

No, no, I mean it.

There's no law that says
I can't be happy for him

even though he's as good as gone.

But he's got to be gone, right?

Oh, yeah!

I would say.

Well, he may not be
as good as gone like you say.

Oh, come on, Boyle.

I told ya, it's all over but the packing.

Or the unpacking
Whichever the case may be.

What's that?

Oh, just a little fly
in the ointment from Headquarters.

- Boyle, what are you talking about?
- Well, here, look for yourself.

The Colonel wants all platoon leaders
to talk to each and every man

whose enlistment's up
and encourage him to reenlist.

Is that all?

Boyle, don't you have
anything better to do

than to come around
here scaring me like that?

But, Sarge, he says he wants you to talk

to each and every man
and that includes Pyle.

Right, right. Don't you think I know that?

It's SOP to give them a nice lecture
on why they should stay in the Corps.

- I know all about it.
- So what about Pyle?

So nothing about Pyle.

You mean you're gonna talk to him?
You're gonna give him the lecture?

Yeah, it's my duty, ain't it?

[indistinct chattering]

All right, men, listen up!

Now, men, it is my duty,
not as your ranking NCO,

but as a man with the highest regard
for the Marine Corps,

to address you platoon members

who will soon be completing
your first tour of duty.

Now, some of you men
have no plans whatsoever.

By that I mean, you have nothing to do,
no place to go,

no civilian skills to take advantage of.

And so, to you men,
I say stay in the Marines

and serve not only
your country, but your own dignity

as a useful human being
in the scheme of things.

On the other hand,
some of you men have a good job lined up,

a nice place to live, a lovely girl,

all waiting for you to take rightful place
in a civilian society.

To you men, I say, good luck!

Sarge, you in a good mood?

Are you kidding?
Do you know what day this is?

That's why I asked.

I'm afraid Pyle double-crossed you
after all.

- Huh?
- Of course, in a very nice sort of away.

Boyle, what are you talking about?

Well, don't look now, but according
to this hot flash from Headquarters,

you just won yourself ten-days leave

for having the only platoon
with 100% reenlistment.

One hundred percent.

Congratulations, Sarge!

Like they say,
you give a little, you get a little, huh?

Oh, come on!
There has to be some kind of mistake.

Pyle couldn't have reenlisted.

Well, figure it out.

A job, a girl, a nice place to live

He's too well set!

No, he couldn't have,
he just couldn't have.

Something must have gone wrong.

Huh, huh!

Look at this, Mr. Voice of Doom!
What'd ya see, huh?

I told ya there had to
be some kind of mistake.

I felt it down in the marrow of my bones!

Sergeant Carter,
could I speak to you for a minute?

Sure, Pyle, sure.

You came to say a few last words, right?

You might say that, Sergeant.

Well, Pyle, let me say mine first.

It's been a real pleasure.

So long and good luck.

That's all, Sergeant? That's all?

Well, what more is there, Pyle?

This ain't the French Army,
I can't kiss you on both cheeks.

I just thought maybe you
was hiding something deep-down

that you want to say.

Well, okay, Pyle.

I don't go in for that sentimental mush,

but since this
is a special occasion I'll say it,

Pyle, I hate like
the dickens to see you go.

Really?

Yeah, this is a very sad moment for me.

I wish you were gonna stay.
I'm gonna miss you, Pyle.

- You are?
- Yeah.

So why don't you go now?

I kinda hate good-byes.

Okay, Sergeant.

Now can I say something?

What, Pyle?

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Pyle?

Pyle, what is this? Some kind of gag?

No, Sergeant, this is no gag.
This is no gag at all.

Pyle, what are you talking about?

Oops, sorry.

Pyle, what is this?

What are you doing?
You're discharged aren't you?

You didn't reenlist, did you?

Well, to tell you the truth, Sergeant,
I wasn't planning on reenlisting at all.

- Huh?
- That's right.

I was all set to go back home.

I had my old job back
at Wally's filling station and everything.

- And then--
- Then what? What, what, what?

And then you started doing
all those wonderful things for me.

Then I said to myself,

"Now how in the world
could I ever leave a man like that?"

And when you said
you felt just like my father, that did it!

I had to reenlist 'cause I sure couldn't
leave my adopted daddy!

Yeah, um

And then when I heard
that everybody had reenlisted except me,

had to change
all my plans and make it 100%

so you could get that ten-days leave
that all the Sergeants were talking about!

Yeah?

So, surprise, surprise, surprise!

Oh, Vince. Are you just gonna
sit around all evening and mope?

Three years.

Three more years I'm gonna have to spend
with that knucklehead.

And to think he
was almost out and I ruined it.

He reenlisted because of me!

Stop that, Vince!

Three years, three more years, Bunny,
I gotta listen to

[mimicing gomer] Hey, Sergeant! Golly! Shazam!

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

[laughing]

What's so funny?

You're funny!

You're such a silly Sergeant.

Huh?

Well, is that really all you have
to look forward to the next three years?

Gomer Pyle?

Well, what about me?

What about all the times
that you and I are gonna have

during the next three the years, huh?

What about that?

Well, I never thought about that.

Well, you just think about it.

And here's something else
you can think about, too.

Hey, yeah!

What's the matter with me?

[both laughing]

[doorbell ringing]

What's that?

Oh, I don't know. I'll go see.

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Gomer!

Hey, Miss Bunny. Hey, Sergeant.

Pyle, what are you doing here, huh?
What are you doing here?

I'll tell you, Sergeant.

I was on my way to the movies
then I happen to remember what you said

the last time we was up
here doing some socializing.

Remember when you thought
I was gonna be a civilian?

- Huh?
- You said we ought to keep in touch.

So that's what I thought I'd
start doing right away, keep in touch.

I think I'm gonna cry.