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Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

I'm sorry to have put you to all
of this trouble, mister. Have a nice trip.

Boy, what a waste of time this is.

I'll bet we've stopped 20 cars,
and for what? Nothing!

Well, there must be smugglers
operating in this area.

Oh, Gomer, you really believe that?

Why else would the state police
ask the Marines

to cooperate in setting up
all these roadblocks?

It's all part of a big trap.

Some trap. Stuck out here
in the boondocks,

we've got a better chance
of trapping a gopher.

Well, you just never know.

The Mexican border is
practically around the corner,

and them smugglers
is getting through somehow.

Hey, Duke, here comes a car.

Gomer, believe me, it's nothing.
Believe me, it's nothing.

What's the matter, here?
Is something wrong?

Sorry to trouble you, ma'am,
but we have orders to stop every car.

What? What are you talking about?

Gomer, she's no smuggler.

That's all right. You can be on your way.

Now wait a minute, Duke.

I know you're not a smuggler, ma'am.

It's just that we have
orders to search every car.

What do you think you're going
to find in this car?

Well, you never know, ma'am.

You could be the innocent
carrier of smuggled goods.

Them smugglers could
have put some articles

in your car unbeknownst to you.

- For heaven's sake!
- Gomer, will you let her--

MAN Attention!
Road Block Charlie Three!

Road Block Charlie Three!

That's us. I'll get it. And let her go.

I'll search under the hood.
That's always a favorite hiding place.

Road Block Charlie Three, reporting.

Charlie Three, secure all equipment
and prepare to move out.

Transportation will pick you up
at main intersection at 1300 hours.

Acknowledge and over.

Roger. Let's wrap it up.
We got to meet the truck in ten minutes.

Shazam! Would you look at that?

What is it, Gomer? What did you find?
Jewelry? Marijuana? What?

- A corroded battery cable.
- A what?

Well, look for yourself.
It's about ready to break off.

Never mind that.
Let's pack up and get out of here.

The truck's on its way.

Ma'am, if I was you,
I'd try to get that fixed right away.

- It could give you some trouble.
- That's Emil's Service Station for you.

They're always in such a hurry.

And, ma'am, while you're at it,
your fan belt's a little loose.

You could have Emil tighten that up, too.

Gomer, let's go! We're going to be late!

- The fan belt, too?
- Yes, ma'am.

In the morning, how does she start up?

Does she start up right away?

No, not really.

Oh, boy.

Think I know what the trouble is.
It's your spark plugs.

I think you got weak plugs.

I am certainly going to
tell Emil about this.

- Young man?
- Yes, ma'am?

Would you please check the oil and water?

Oh, I'd be glad to.

Gomer, what are you doing?
We got to pack the radio.

Your water's fine, ma'am.

You're about a half quart
down on your oil.

Looks like to me she needs changing.
You're getting a little gritty.

Thank you, young man.

Emil is certainly going
to hear it from me.

You mean you're not going to do
her windshield?

Oh.

Gomer!

Thank you very much, Private.
You've been very kind.

It's okay, ma'am.

You just tell Emil

that a satisfied customer
is a loyal customer.

I'll tell Emil all right.

Okay, Gomer?
Too bad you don't give stamps.

No wonder people have so much
trouble with their cars.

Everybody's in such a hurry.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Do you know who's not going
to be in business very long?

Emil.

My aching back. And they call
this equipment portable?

Well, if you want to rest a while,
we could stop for a breather.

A breather? We'll be late for the truck.
You and your car servicing.

Hey, there it is! There it is! You see?

You was worried for nothing, Duke.
We're here in plenty of time.

Hey, it's leaving!

Hey, fellas, wait for us!

- Wait for Charlie Three! Wait for us!
- Wait.

Well, that's the motor pool for you.

They could have waited.

- Of all the rotten--
- We can't blame them, Duke. We was late.

Might as well make
an example of us as anybody.

Yeah, and guess whose fault it is?

Now, you sorry you didn't give that lady
a wash and lube job, Gomer?

- I'm sorry, Duke.
- That helps.

In the meantime, we're stuck way out here.

It's at least ten miles to the base.

I guess the only thing
for us to do now is to hitch a ride.

Folks are always happy
to pick up servicemen.

You were saying about us
picking up a ride, Gomer?

- Any, uh any particular day?
- There just hasn't been much traffic.

Well, I got to rest, Gomer.
This thing weighs a ton.

Hey, Duke, here comes one now.

What's up, boys?

Excuse me, sir. Are you going
as far as the Marine base?

- Could we hitch a ride with you?
- Well, uh

Please? This is awful heavy,
and I really would appreciate it.

Well, I suppose so, okay.

Can we put this equipment in your trunk?

Yeah. Yeah, I-I guess so.

This is real neighborly of you.

My name's Gomer Pyle, Private First Class,

and this is my buddy, PFC. Duke Slater.

- How you doing?
- Pleasure to meet you.

My name's Burton.

You fellas been out on maneuvers?

Oh, no, we've been out helping
the state police set up roadblocks.

Did you know this whole area
is infested with smugglers?

- No kidding!
- Are you from around here, sir?

No, I'm from upstate.

I'm just stopping off in town
on some business.

Well, listen, if you're going
to be in town a day or two,

why don't you come out to the base?

We can show you through our barracks
and take you through the service club.

We've got new Ping-Pong tables
and cork paddles.

Well, thanks. Uh, perhaps some other time?

Well, you're welcome any time,

on account of we got all kinds of things
you'd be interested in.

Do you know what you might like to see?

You might like to see our fat boys' gym.

That's where we really slim 'em down.

Another time.

Uh-oh.

What's the matter?

- Listen.
- Huh?

I think you've got a bad water pump.

- What?
- Gomer, don't start.

I think you've got a bad water pump.

Have you been going
to Emil's Service Station, too?

- Who?
- Nothing, Mr. Burton, nothing at all.

Thanks for the lift.
We really appreciate it.

It's okay.

Well, thanks again, Mr. Burton,
and I'd have that water pump looked at.

So long, Mr. Burton!

You hear that? You can hear
that water pump from here.

The radio!

Oh, Duke, we left it
in Mr. Burton's trunk.

What are we going to do?

That's a good question.

Oh, Duke, this is awful!
What do we tell the sergeant?

What's even more scary is,
what's Sergeant Carter going to say to us?

Of all the birdbrained,
numbskull, knuckleheaded stunts!

You're right, Sergeant,
it was just plain silly of us,

and we could just kick ourselves.

Couldn't we, Duke? Just kick ourselves.

Now, hear this, you goofballs,

that piece of equipment cost
the government 650 bucks.

Six hundred and fifty dollars. That much?

And I signed for it.
Do you understand that, Pyle?

I am responsible!

Well, that's just not fair, Sergeant.

It was our fault, and we should at least
share in the responsibility.

Oh, really?

Sarge, there must be some way
of getting that radio back.

After all, we know the driver's name.

That's right! His name's Mr. Burton,
and he's a real nice fella.

Yeah, I'll bet. Probably a real
nice crook.

Oh, no, not Mr. Burton.

And, I'm sure we'd recognize the car.
I'd know it anywhere.

Oh, you would, huh?

Pyle, did you ever stop to think
there are probably

a million of them cars
running around the country?

Where do we start to look, Maine?
How about Chicago?

Well, wait a minute! I just remembered.

Mr. Burton's staying over here in town.

That's right! He's here on business.

Well, so what? A fat chance you
got of finding him.

- Please, Sarge. It's worth a try.
- The town's not all that big.

Right. What have we got to lose?

Can we try, Sergeant, please?

You sure you'd recognize the car?

Yes, sir, Sarge, I'm positive.

Go get changed.

Slater, you stay here
and answer the phone.

Just on the slim chance,
this guy turns out

- not to be a crook and calls in.
- Right, Sarge.

Yeah, and there's one more thing
you can do pray!

Well?

Nothing yet, Sergeant.

A wild-goose chase.

I'll tell you something, Pyle.

If you don't find that radio,

you're going to be court-marti a led
and shipped to a new base.

- A new base?
- That's right.

- Fort Leavenworth.
- Leavenworth?

That's correct. You may become
a 30-year man there.

Well, I deserve it, Sergeant.
It's just that

That's it! There it is, Sergeant!
That's the car!

Are you sure this is the car, Pyle?
Are you positive?

This is it, Sergeant, this is it.

It was dark blue
and had white sidewall tires.

I remember. This is
Mr. Burton's car all right.

Yeah, this is the car, all right.

Boy, aren't we lucky, Sergeant?

Yeah, very. The trunk's locked.

Oh, well, then, we'll just have
to wait here till Mr. Burton gets back.

Well, what if he doesn't get back?

He may be gone all day. We got to get
this radio back to Supply.

What will we do?

Well, there's nothing else I can do.

I'll have to pick the lock.

Pick the lock?

You're not thinking about
breaking into Mr. Burton's car?

Pyle, I don't have much choice.

I hate to do it,
but it's a two-dollar lock

against a $650's worth
of government equipment.

But breaking in, Sergeant.
We could get in a whole lot or trouble.

What do you think we're in right now?

Just keep your eye out
and see that we're not spotted.

It's empty!

Sergeant, there's the car.

What did you say?

That car that just passed, that's it.
That's really it, that's the car.

Don't tell me that's the car!

This is the car,
the one we just broke into!

No, Sergeant, that's it.

Mr. Burton was driving it.
I recognized him.

But you told me

Oh!

Oh, leave it alone! Come on!

This is the car all right.
I recognize the upholstery.

He must have gone
into one of these buildings.

Well, we're not waiting for him,
that's for sure.

You're not going to do
that again, Sergeant?

Pyle, I told you, I have no choice.

Another empty! Pyle!

Hey, Harry, look over
there down the street.

That bulletin we just got about
the two car thieves in Marine uniforms.

Pyle, what is it with you?

Well, I just don't understand, Sergeant.
The radio's

Sergeant, the police.

Huh?

They're looking this way.

Uh Uh

Let's go.

Now, where are they? They were standing
here just a minute ago.

Do you think they're gone yet?

Quiet, I can hear 'em.

Ow. I sure wish they'd go.

My tailbone is backed up
against the jack handle.

Shh!

Maybe they ducked around the corner.
Let's check.

Sounds like they took off.

Let's hang on for another
minute and then get out.

That was a close call, Sergeant.

We was lucky, just plain lucky.

We're moving, Sergeant, we're moving.

Where are we going?

I don't know, Pyle, I don't know,

but wherever it is,
why do I have to go there with you?

I know this is all my fault, Sergeant,

and I just want you
to know how sorry I am.

Don't talk, Pyle, just don't talk.

Later we'll talk.

We'll go back to my office,
we'll move the furniture,

lock the door, and then we'll have a talk.

Oh, boy, will we talk.

You don't have to tell me, Sergeant.

I know I'm responsible for that radio

and, well, if it means
clearing your good name,

I'm more than willing to
go to the penitentiary.

Oh, no, Pyle, if we don't find that radio,

I'm the one going to the penitentiary.

You, Sergeant, but why you should you go?

I'm the one that should go.

You can't go, Pyle, because,
you see, you're dead.

I killed you, that's why I'm going,

and it'll be worth every minute of it.

Looks like we're slowing down.

Yeah.

Well, what do you know?
It's starting to rain.

Do you hear it, Sergeant, do you hear it?

Yeah, I hear, I hear.

That's a nice sound, rain on the roof.

- I always did
- Knock it off.

This may be the time to make our getaway.

Come on, let's get this trunk open.

Ready?

One, two go!

Believe me, I-I had no idea
you fellas were trying to follow me.

Well, we had no choice, Mr. Burton.

You see, that's a pretty expensive piece
of government equipment.

I figured it was.
That's why I put it in my motel room.

The minute I found it,

I wanted to get in touch with you boys,
but I didn't know how.

Well, I just knew
it was safe, I just knew it.

You see, Sergeant Carter,
and you were so worried.

Sergeant Carter here thought you might be
a sneak thief and try to make off with it.

Knock it off, Pyle. Do you mind,
Mr. Burton?

Come on.

Well, this is it, fellas.

We'll go in,
and you can pick up the radio.

Sure picked a nice place
to stay, Mr. Burton.

Plenty of parking space,
and look over there, Sergeant.

They got free television.

If you and Miss Bunny ever got married,

this would be a nice place
to spend your honeymoon.

Yeah, real good, Pyle.

Well, there it is, boys,
if you want to check it over.

Boy, am I glad to see this again.

Gee, thank you, Mr. Burton,
for keeping it so nice for us.

Okay, Pyle, stow that equipment.
We'll give it the old heave-ho.

And whatever you do, don't

Don't worry, Sergeant,
nothing's going to happen.

Pyle.

Personally, I think we owe Mr. Burton
a whole heap of thanks

for putting him to so much trouble.

Shazam!

Just get your hands up.

What's the angle?

- What did you bring them here for?
- Don't you get it?

Their uniforms are just the ticket
for getting us through those roadblocks.

Sergeant, guess what? They're smugglers!

No kidding?

- Let's get going.
- Well, what are you two waiting for?

Get those uniforms off!

Mr. Burton, you may have
done some awful things,

but I just know you
couldn't take the uniform

off the back of a serviceman.

Well, the pants are a little too long,

but the shirt fits fine.

Oh, you look terrific, boss.

I sure am surprised at you, Mr. Burton.

I mean, anybody that's nice enough
to pick up a serviceman,

and then turn out like this.

You're breaking my heart.

Come on, grab the radio,
and let's load it in the car.

The radio? What do you guys
want with the radio?

That won't do you any good.

Oh, yeah? Maybe it won't bring
as much as a brand-new one

That beat-up old thing?
You'll be lucky if you can give it away.

Yeah? Didn't you say
it cost a lot of money?

Yes, he did.

That radio cost a lot of money.

Uh-huh.

Well, I just said

so that so my men would take better care
of the equipment from now on.

That radio's practically worthless.

Oh. no, Sergeant, you was right in
the first place.

Duke and me looked it up
in the supply catalog.

It's like you said, it cost $650.

$650, huh?

It may be even more than that now.
That was last year's catalog.

Thanks, pal. Now maybe
we won't sell it too cheap.

Nice going, Pyle. You just blew the radio.

Thanks for the uniform, boys.

Well, Nick, I guess you could say
we're a couple of squared-away Marines.

You don't look like squared-away Marines
to me, that's for sure.

- Pyle!
- Well, they don't, Sergeant.

They're not going to get very far
with their pockets unbuttoned like that,

and no tie clasp, and the hat
on at the wrong angle.

Well, thanks, pal.

We'll take care of those little details
so we don't get stopped.

And another thing, you ain't going to get
very far with that bad water pump.

That thing's ready to
go on you any time now.

- And the sooner, the better.
- One last thing.

You talk too much.

And you've got a big mouth.

It worked, Sergeant, it worked!

You try it. You come over here and try it.

Just start rocking
and rock up on the Come on!

Come on, try it.

Just go over there to the wall.
Come on, that's it, rock.

Rock

That's it, Sergeant. That's good.

Now, the best thing to do is to hook
that piece of tape up to the nail.

You're too low, Sergeant.

Just keep working yourself up there,
and try to catch it right in the middle.

You go ahead now, and I'm going
to try to get loose from this chair.

I just knew it'd work, I just did.

These cheap old kitchen chairs,
they're easy to break away.

You can do it too, Sergeant.
Come on, I'll show you.

Come on over here, jump on over here.

Now, just get yourself
a good running start and

Huh?

Oh. Oh, well, I'll untie you.

There you go, Sergeant.
Now I'll get your feet.

Oh, Sergeant, you ought
not do that for five seconds more!

We got to find a phone booth fast!

Look, Sergeant, look!

Come on, on the double!

Officer! Officer,
boy, am I glad to see you!

- I think we can still catch 'em!
- Huh?

Two crooks dressed in Marine uniforms,
and they're heading toward the border.

I don't think they'll get very far.
Not with that bad water pump.

Yeah, but we can't count on that!
Let's go!

What is this? What do you
think you're doing anyway?

I'm telling you, two crooks
dressed in Marine uniforms.

While we talking, they get away!

Look, we know all about crooks
in Marine uniforms.

We've already got a report
on them breaking into a car.

You did? Well, that wasn't
the crooks. That was--

Listen, fellas, uh,
why can't we get started, huh?

We're just wasting time talking.

Look, we can't take off every time someone
points out a suspicious character.

Now, we're going to wait here for orders.

So, get out of this car, both of you.

I'm telling you,
we know the car, we know 'em.

Beat it!

Okay, now you got to take us.

- See?
- Boy, you guys really are a pain.

Unlock 'em, Frank,
and kick 'em out of here.

No, let's take 'em in.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

We'll check out the highway before we do.

Wise guys, huh?

What's that look like?

I don't know. I'll take a look.

Look, Sergeant Carter, there's the car!

- Yeah!
- I was right.

Their water pump did give out on them.

Hello, boys. What's the trouble?

Oh, just a little trouble
with the water pump is all.

It's cooling off, though.

Boy, I'd sure like to get my hands
on the guy who sold me this car.

They'll take advantage
of a serviceman every time.

Yeah, I guess they will.

Well, take it easy.

Why didn't you grab them?
Why didn't you grab them?

That's them! That's the smugglers!

Didn't you say the crooks
had a busted water pump?

That's right! That's it, that's the one!

Let's go, Harry!

You really don't have to hurry.
They won't get very far.

Come on!

Halt!

Halt!

He got 'em! He got 'em!

See, Officer, I told you. I knew they
wouldn't get far with that water pump.

I see what you mean.

Yeah. You listen to this boy.

He used to work at a filling station,
and he knows all about cars, right, Pyle?

Right. And speaking of that,

when have you had this squad car serviced?

I think you're about due for a tune-up.

You might have these
shock absorbers looked at.

They don't feel quite right.

It might be, though,
that your wheels need aligning

Well, uh, thanks a lot, fellas.

Are you kidding? Thank you.
We'll be in touch.

Pyle, you got more luck than you deserve.

It was sure nice of those police officers.

If it weren't for them,
we wouldn't have gotten our uniforms,

or the radio, or

- The radio!
- Huh?

The radio, Pyle, the radio!

We left it in the trunk of the police car!

That's right, we sure did.

How in the world
did we do a thing like that?

Wait! Stop!

Wait! Police! Wait!