All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S03E07 Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

All right, you guys, listen up!

Come on, come on!

Daniels,
you got the laundry room detail this week.

Johnson and Shapiro,

there's some filing for you to do
over at the administration building.

- And, Pyle...
- Yes, Sergeant?

You're gonna be busy
for the next few days.

- I am?
- Yeah.

You're gonna be picking up some supplies
at the train station for the motor pool.

And it's a three-day job.

The motor pool? Well, lucky me!

Yeah, three days work for you
and three days vacation for me.

Are you going on vacation, Sergeant?

Any day away from you, Pyle,
I consider it a vacation.

All right, you got your assignments!
Now, come on, get with it! Move! Move!

- Pyle, is that your footlocker?
- Yes, Sergeant.

Footlockers will remain closed,
except during inspection, you got that?

Yes, Sergeant.

Wait a minute!

- What's this?
- Oh, that's my lucky troll doll.

- Your what?
- My troll doll.

What's it doing in your footlocker?

Well, I like to have it close by me
for protection.

For protection?
Pyle, you're a U.S. Marine!

You've been through boot camp, judo,
you can shoot an M1,

and you need a troll doll for protection?

Well, my troll doll
protects me against things

where a rifle or judo
don't do any good at all.

Yeah, like what?

There are all sorts of things
happening around us, Sergeant,

all the time, that we never even see.

I know, Pyle. There are things happening
around you that you don't see,

but the rest of us see them, believe me.

You don't understand what I mean,
Sergeant.

This here good luck troll,

well, it's like, you know,
a good luck piece.

Like some folks have a horseshoe
or a rabbit's foot,

well, this here troll protects me
from bad things happening.

- Gimme that!
- Huh?

You see? It don't protect you.

I just took it away from you.

Something bad just happened to you
and your troll didn't protect you.

That's because he ain't my troll anymore.
He's your troll now.

It won't protect me,
but it'll protect you.

Pyle, when are you gonna get it through
that thick head of yours,

no non-regulation items in the footlocker!
A troll is non-regulation,

therefore it does not belong
in your footlocker!

Right, Sergeant. And I'm sorry.

- Get rid of it, you hear me?
- Right, Sergeant.

- [grunts]
- Careful, Sergeant!

What lamebrain left that mop down there?

- Don't tell me, let me guess!
- Ain't that a shame, Sergeant?

If you'd held onto this troll
for just a few more minutes,

that never would've happened.
Two more minutes and...

Knock it off, Pyle!
Get over to the motor pool!

- Right, Sergeant.
- Gimme that!

[playful music]

Oh, Jerry.
Listen, it worked out very nice.

Uh, fellas, come here,
I wanna talk to you a minute.

What I wanna get is an establishing shot
of the spacecraft just after it's landed.

I'm gonna get a nice overhead shot
from the hill up there, looking down.

Now, when I wave my arms at you,

that means you come out of the spacecraft
and you look around. You got it?

- [beeping]
- Lay off the beeps.

You're gonna wear out the batteries.

Okay, now, it's a very, very simple scene.

All you have to do
is come out of the spacecraft

and you're very curious
and you're looking around.

It's the first time
you've landed on Earth. You got it?

- [beeping]
- Cut that out!

All right, get back in the spacecraft.

Jerry, let's move everything
up on the hill, right?

All right, fellas, let's get this stuff
outta here! Let's move.

[jolly music]

[Gomer whistles]

[dramatic music]

Shazam!

[playful kazoo music]

Oh, mercy!

It can't be. It just can't be!

A flying saucer?

Did you hear that, Boyle?
Pyle here says he saw a flying saucer.

Well, I didn't see it flying.
It was just sitting there.

- I guess it had just landed.
- Oh! Uh-huh.

And where did it land, Pyle,
on a mushroom?

No, Sergeant,
it landed way out in this big field.

Oh, I see. And what else did you see?

Well, while I was watching,

the door opened
and these little-bitty men got out.

There was three of 'em
and they had glass bubbles on their head.

You saw little men, too.
I don't suppose you talked to any of 'em?

No, Sergeant, I thought
I'd better get back and tell you about it.

I'd heard about people
seeing flying saucers,

but I always thought
they was imagining things.

Yeah, yeah, just tell me one thing,

did you get into town
and pick up them packages

for the motor pool
like you was supposed to?

No, Sergeant, when I saw the saucer,

- I thought I better get back...
- Just what I thought!

Pyle, did you think
I'd fall for a dumb story like this?

A story? Don't you believe me, Sergeant?
Don't you believe what I just told you?

Oh, sure, I believe ya!

And I believe there are fairies
at the bottom of your garden!

Pyle, do you think I got these stripes
without hearing every story in the book

from guys who've goofed off,
goldbricked,

and pooped out
on jobs they were supposed to do?

Get back to that Jeep and pick up
them packages for the motor pool!

But, Sergeant, what about
the flying saucer? What about that?

- Pyle!
- Shouldn't you report it?

Aren't you supposed to report
things like that? I read...

You've been given an assignment!
Get outta here!

- But, Sergeant...
- Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Flying saucers!

What do you think he saw, Vince?
He must've seen something.

I'll tell you what I think he saw.

I think he saw a chance for a good excuse

after he flaked out under a tree
for a little nap. That's what he saw.

- Really, you think that's it, Vince?
- Sure that's it!

And I gotta admit, it's not a bad story.

I mean, if you gotta go for one,
you might as well go for a big one.

There's one thing about Pyle -
he's got some imagination.

You should've heard the stuff
he was giving me about some troll doll.

Fellas, let's not take any more
than 45 minutes for lunch, all right?

We've still got a lot of work to do.
And don't wander off too far.

Now, let's be back on time.
See you here in 45 minutes.

- Honey, did you get that pick up on 11?
- All right, 45 minutes for lunch. 45!

[jolly music]

[dramatic music]

You wanna have some fun?

Hey, there!

Y'all ain't from around here, are you?

Are you really from...?

I mean, you really aren't from...?

Can I do something for you?

Would you like me to take you to my leader
or something?

Can you say anything?

Talk?

Make signs?

Me Marine.

Who you?

[belts bleep]

Oh, my goodness!

I can't understand a thing
that you're saying.

If you wait here just a minute,
I'll try to find somebody that can.

You wait right here for just a minute.
Right here, and I'll be right back.

Wait right there!

[belts bleep]

[men laugh]

Say that again, Pyle.
Say what you just said.

I said I talked to 'em, Sergeant.

I asked 'em where they was from
and I told 'em who I was and everything.

You did, huh?
And did they say anything back, Pyle?

- Oh, yeah, they talked a lot.
- What did they say?

Well, I don't know exactly.

Well, you said they talked a lot.

They did, but it was in a language
I couldn't understand.

But that's only natural, seeing as they
probably come from a long ways away.

But they talked. They really talked.

Well, what did it sound like?

Well, I don't know.
It didn't sound human at all.

- It was sorta mechanical.
- Yeah? Like what?

Well, like this...

"Beep-beep, beep-beep-beep,
beep-beep, beep, beep-beep-beep!"

They said that, huh?

Oh, yeah, and when I left them,
they was just chattering away.

I told 'em I'd go and try to find somebody
that could understand 'em.

What were they saying again?

"Beep-beep, buh-beep-beep,
beep-beep-beep."

Slower, slower.

"Beep... beep-beep-beep,
beep, beep-beep-beep, beep."

I... just can't make it out.

Can you, Boyle? Can you make it out?

You do believe me, don't you, Sergeant?

On account of
I not only saw 'em, I heard 'em.

You do believe me, don't you?
I saw 'em, I really saw 'em.

I'm not just making this up.
I saw 'em with my very own eyes.

You do believe me, don't you?

Well, to be honest with you, Pyle,

I didn't believe you at first,

but now I think there's something
kinda strange going on.

Oh, good, on account
I hadn't picked up that equipment yet.

Oh, well, uh, that's okay.

Take your time.
You can pick it up on your next trip.

Right!

What are you gonna do?

I-I don't know. I'm a little worried.

- You don't think it's an excuse anymore?
- No, I don't.

Once, okay, but not twice.

You wanna know something, Boyle?
I'm worried.

I think Pyle is seeing things.

You mean hallucinations?

- What's that?
- Seeing things.

- I just said that!
- That's the medical term for it.

Yeah. Well, I think there's a medical term
for Pyle, too,

and I think I'd better find out
what it is!

You know what it sounds like to me,
Doctor?

It sounds to me like Pyle
has got halcinations.

Pardon me?

Seeing things. The medical term for it.

Oh! Oh, yes. I get what you mean.

What does it sound like to you, sir?

Well, of course,
you realize this is just conversation?

I haven't seen Pyle or examined him.

I'm just going on
what you've reported to me.

Oh, sure, sure, I understand.

Well, first, there's the possibility
that he did see something.

- You mean a flying saucer?
- Well, something, whatever it was.

What's the other possibility?

It's a little more complicated.

If he didn't see anything
and he's making it all up,

it could be
he's just trying to get attention.

Individual attention from you.

Yeah, but what good is it?

He'll just get chewed out
for making up a story. He knows...

Sergeant,
he hasn't thought that far ahead.

And besides,
chewing out is a form of attention.

Better to be yelled at than neglected.

- Huh?
- In a manner of speaking,

you're almost like a father to him.

Isn't that what you told him
back in boot camp?

Yeah, but that was back in boot camp.
He was just a recruit.

- And he grew to depend on it.
- Oh. Well, what do I do?

Listen to him, talk to him,
be sympathetic.

- Yes, sir?
- Try to give a little more of your time.

If he feels you're concerned with him,

he may not have to see
any more of these things.

- Well, what if he does, sir?
- Well, then, call me.

Oh, yeah. Well, thank you, sir.

Thank you for all your help.

- Sir?
- Yes.

Just in case I have to write up a report
on this,

how do you spell halcinations?

Now, I need a shot of you two guys
running down the road here. We'll...

Jerry, where did this Jeep come from?

The key's in it.

Find out who it belongs to and get it
outta here. Or drive it out yourself.

I don't know how you handle these!

I know how to drive them.
I'll take it out.

Oh, good.

Okay, Jerry, I wanna go back up the hill
and get a set-up up there.

[engine revs]

Oh, my gosh!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Oh, my goodness! They took my Jeep!

Listen to this, Vince, just listen.

"Wister Falls, Kansas.
Several farmer here last night

reported seeing
strange objects in the sky.

The most detailed description
was given by Cyrus Plunkett

who said something
shaped like a banana squash,

with red lights the size of tomatoes,

circled his barn for almost half an hour
scaring the chickens half to death."

What do you think of that?

I think Cyrus Plunkett and Gomer Pyle
are two of a kind.

You don't believe these fellas saw them,
either?

Sarge, there's a story like this
in the papers almost every day.

Boyle, will you pardon me?

Until one of them things actually lands
and they show it on television,

I'm gonna have my reservations,
do you mind?

But, Sarge,
there's too many of these sightings!

They can't all be
just people's imaginations.

Then, look, Boyle, it stands to reason,

if them people went to all that trouble
to come from millions of miles away,

why didn't they at least stop
and say hello?

But Pyle said they did!

And that's another thing.
If they're smart enough to do all that,

why do they wanna stop and talk to Pyle,
of all people on this Earth, huh?

Answer me that, huh?

Look, Sarge, don't get me in the middle.

I don't know if Pyle saw one
or he talked to one,

I'm just saying that there are reportings
like this in the paper every day.

[pants] Sergeant Carter! Sergeant Carter!

I'm all out of breath. I run all the way.

- Yeah, what is it now, Pyle?
- The Jeep! They took the Jeep.

One of 'em took the Jeep
and drove away with it.

They did? W-Who did, Pyle?
Who took the Jeep?

One of them little men.

I got out to see
if I could find them again

and when I turned around,
one of 'em was driving the Jeep away.

You actually saw one of these little men
get in the Jeep and drive away?

I saw him, Sergeant.
I saw him with my very own eyes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's very interesting, Pyle.

Look, why don't you wait outside a minute?
I gotta make a phone call.

But, Sergeant, that was government
property. Where was he going with it?

I-I don't know, Pyle.
Just wait outside a minute.

I think we ought to go right back
out there and comb the entire area.

Oh, yeah, sure, good idea.

Just as soon as I make this phone call,
I'll be right with you.

I feel just awful about this, Sergeant.

But how was I to know that one of them
little men could drive a Jeep?

Well, maybe they have Jeeps up there, too,
huh?

You really think so, Sergeant?

- Look, Pyle, will you just wait outside?
- All right, Sergeant.

What do you think now? Even Cyrus Plunkett
never saw one get in a Jeep and drive!

- I guess you're right, Vince.
- I know I'm right.

This kid's in bad shape.

[phone rings]

Yes, Sergeant?

He what?

They did?

Hm.

Well, it seems to me there's only
one thing for you to do at this point.

- Why don't you go out there with him?
- Well, all right, if you say so, sir.

But what do you think
really happened to the Jeep?

I don't know. He might have forgotten
where he parked it.

Or possibly he deliberately hid it.

The whole point is to get you out there
with him, it seems to me.

- So go, Sergeant.
- Yes, sir. I'll call you when we get back.

Well, what did he say, Vince?

He said I should go out there in the woods
with Pyle and look around.

What I've been saying all along, see?

Looks like Pyle's in for a few sessions
with the doc.

No kidding.

halcinations.

What?

Seeing things! Don't you know?

Okay, Pyle, come on, let's go.
You drive.

Take us out where you left the Jeep.

I mean,
where those little men stole the Jeep.

Sergeant, before we go,
can I ask you something?

What, Pyle?

Well, I get the feeling
that you don't believe me.

- Am I right, Sergeant?
- What do you mean?

From the sound of your voice, you sound
like you don't believe me about the Jeep.

And that means you don't believe me about
the flying saucers or the little men.

Well, it is kinda strange,
the whole story. Don't you agree?

But do you believe me, Sergeant?

- Well, I...
- Well, I sure hope so,

cause I never have lied to you, Sergeant.

I never have lied to you as long as
I've known you, since I've been a Marine,

and I never will, either.

Come on, Pyle, let's get started!

- [camera whirrs]
- [director] And cut!

Okay, that was fine, people.

Okay for everybody here?

- All right, then, that will do it.
- All right, that's a wrap!

We're all through here, folks.
Start getting the stuff in the truck.

- What about that Jeep?
- Oh, I forgot about that.

Have somebody drive it
up where we found it.

Right.
Driver, let's get a drive on that Jeep!

There it is, Sergeant!

I just don't understand it.
It's right where I left it.

Yeah, there it is, all right.

Well, I just don't understand it.
I don't understand it at all.

It wasn't here the last time I was here.

I mean,
I parked it here and then it was gone.

I mean, it was here

- and then it wasn't here.
- Yeah, Pyle.

I went right down here behind those bushes
to have a look

and when I turned around, one of those
little men was driving it off.

Hey, maybe they're still down there!

Are ya sure you were wearing your watch
while we were having lunch?

Yeah.

There they are! There they are!
Sergeant Carter, they're here!

Hey, fellas, would you wait here
just one minute? It's real important.

I mean, no go! You stay! I come back!

Sergeant Carter! Sergeant Carter!

Come quick. They're right over in there
and I told them to wait, so hurry!

- Look, Pyle...
- Please, Sergeant, they may go away again.

So please, come on, hurry!

I don't know, maybe I didn't have it
when we were having lunch.

Russ, maybe you dropped it
getting off the truck.

Hey, maybe I did. Come on, let's go look.

Right up here, Sergeant!

They're right up here!

Hey, fellers?

Fellers?

Boys?

Little men?

They were right here, Sergeant.
Right here on this spot.

I saw 'em, I really did.

Pyle...

Well...

Listen, Pyle, I-I wanna talk to you.

About what, Sergeant?

Do you feel I've been neglecting you
lately?

I mean,
not paying enough attention to you?

Well, no, Sergeant.

I know I don't see you as much as I did
in boot camp,

but I want you to know
that I think about you a lot.

Well, I think about you a lot, too,
Sergeant.

That's good. Anyway, I want you to know
that whatever happens to you from now on

and wherever you may go,
my thoughts will go with you.

Go? But I'm not going anywheres.

Well, that's a matter of opinion, Pyle.

In any case, I want you to know
that if I've ignored you, I'm sorry.

Now, why don't you just drive back
to the base. I'll take the other Jeep.

But aren't we going to go look for
those little men anymore, Sergeant?

No, I, uh...

I know where the little men are, Pyle.

You do? Where?

Well, uh, you get the Jeep
back to the barracks and wait for me,

and then we'll go over and see someone
who knows all about the little men.

Who's that, Sergeant?

Well, we'll just pay a visit to sick bay

- and then you can have a talk with...
- Sick bay?

You said you believed me, Sergeant,
and you don't.

You think everything I've told you
is a story, don't you?

Please, Pyle,
I believe that you think you saw someone.

That's why we gotta go over to sick bay
and you gotta talk to the doc.

You don't believe me.
You really don't believe me.

Pyle,
that's what the doctors are there for.

I mean, when a guy starts seeing things...

You don't believe that I saw
those little men, just now or anytime?

Pyle, that's not important,
whether I believe you or not!

I just want you to know one thing,
Sergeant.

I didn't lie to you, and I never will.

Pyle?

[somber music]

Say, buddy, uh,
didn't happen to see a watch, did you?

I think I lost it someplace around here.

Hey, Russ! I found it! I found it!
Here it is.

Great! Where did you find it?

[horn honks]

How about it? We can't wait any longer!

What is it with you people, anyway?

Two of you looking for a watch,
one of you sacked out asleep someplace!

Come on, get in the bus!

Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Y-You guys been here all day?
You're making a movie?

Yeah, that's right.

A movie about space and flying saucers
and everything?

- [horn honks]
- That's right. Buddy, I gotta go.

Listen, am I glad to see you!

- Yeah?
- Yeah! [chuckles]

He saw 'em! He really did see 'em!

That's it, that's it!

So what you saw, Pyle, was just some guys
making a movie, that's all.

For gosh sakes, Sergeant,
that sure relieves my mind!

A movie? Think of that!

Well, if you had any brains, Pyle, you'd
have known immediately that's what it was.

I mean, things like that
always have a logical explanation.

You knew right away, huh, Sergeant?

Of course! The minute I laid eyes on 'em!

Boy,
it sure looked like the real thing to me!

But the main thing is
that you know that I wasn't lying to you.

- That's all I care about.
- Yeah, but you did the right thing

coming to me right off
and telling me about it.

You should never be afraid to come to me

and tell me about anything
that bothers you.

If you can't figure it out, I'll help you
with it. Will you remember that?

I sure am glad to hear you say that,
Sergeant,

cause there is something
I was afraid to tell you.

Yeah, what is it?

Well, you won't be angry with me,
will you?

Of course not! You heard what I just said.

And you will believe me, won't you,
Sergeant?

I'll believe you. I'll believe you.
What is it?

Well, last night,
right before I went to sleep,

there was the funniest noise
coming from underneath the barracks,

and since you took my troll doll,
I hate to think what it is.

Do you think that
underneath the barracks...

Knock it off, Pyle! Get back to work
and finish them windows!

Move it! Move it!

Of all the dumb, lamebrained ideas!