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Previously, on Family Law...
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- You were saying?
- How pleased I am
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to see yet another
middle-aged, mediocre white man
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ascend the ranks based
on cronyism instead of merit.
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Well, Mr. Svensson,
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I was hoping that you'd
give a compelling argument,
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but the one you gave was...
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what's the word?
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Mediocre?
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I just met Veronica
Crombie, she's lovely.
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What could she possibly see in Chip?
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We are trying to
staunch the bleeding here,
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and you're stalking a preschool teacher?
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I just wanted to see
Frank's new girlfriend.
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You are going to be my "homework mole".
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- Can I take you out to dinner?
- Thanks.
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But I'm meeting my boyfriend.
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It would be best
if you started looking
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for somewhere else to stay.
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You kicking me out?
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I didn't mean you should
leave right this second, Abby!
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Oh, good grief!
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Oh, you're awake.
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Beautiful morning, isn't it?
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It was, until a moment ago.
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Why is he always here?
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- Because he's my boyfriend.
- He has his own place.
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And you, my dear, do not.
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So, while you're back
living under my roof,
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you do not get to criticize
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my relationship with your father.
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Can I at least request bathing suits?
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If you don't like the
way things are here,
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you're welcome to go
back to your sister's.
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Except, wait... Lucy kicked you out.
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For bad-mouthing her relationship.
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So, if you don't want to
bunk with your baby brother,
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I suggest you zip it.
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Coffee?
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Oh...
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That was fun.
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Oh... first time we didn't
have to keep the volume down.
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Oh, and, bonus...
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when we go into the kitchen later,
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there won't be any
dirty dishes in the sink.
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True.
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Mm.
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- But?
- Ohh.
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I just feel kind of bad
about the whole thing.
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Oh, babe.
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Hey, you shouldn't.
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You did her a favour.
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Trust me... she's going
to thank you for it later.
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But I still have to see her every day.
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I just don't want things
to be weird between us.
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Abby's a grown woman. She's
not gonna hold a grudge.
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I always wash my dishes!
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I just don't always
wash them right away.
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And she accused me of being "too judgy".
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Oh, and that my jokes "punch down".
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I'm waiting for the part
that isn't 100% accurate.
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This is all Kelly's doing.
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I'm telling you, there's
something off about her.
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You don't like her because
she sees right through you.
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Lucy's happy. Just be happy for her.
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- Morning, Roz.
- Got a new one for you.
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What happens when lawyers take Viagra?
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They get taller.
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Oh, because we're...
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Right.
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What, uh, courtroom am I in?
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My client requires a
variation on his child support.
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He can no longer afford it,
as he was recently laid off.
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Because he's a commercial fisherman...
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that is literally how his job works.
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Six months on, six months off,
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and the payments have been
amortized to reflect that.
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Overruled.
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Your Honor, there's nothing
to overrule. This is in accordance
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with the spousal support
advisory guidelines.
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Counsel, stop your jibber-jabbering.
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Since when is making submissions
on behalf of my client
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- "jibber-jabbering"?
- There you go again.
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Nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee! Don't
make me hold you in contempt.
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Okay.
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I know you don't like me,
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but you can't take it out on my client.
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- Are you accusing me of bias?
- Hell, yes!
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My chambers, Ms. Bianchi! Now!
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How dare you create a scene
like that in my courtroom?
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Oh, please!
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You've had a vendetta
against my family for months.
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And I know you've been
manipulating the trial coordinator
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to avoid appearing in front of me.
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Oh, you didn't think I'd find out?
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I did it for the sake of my clients!
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You shouldn't be judging a pie contest,
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let alone making decisions
that affect people's lives.
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You need to learn how to
bite your tongue, Missy.
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- Don't you come any closer.
- Then show me some respect!
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911. What's your emergency?
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I'm at the courthouse on Georgia...
Judge Crombie's chambers.
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I-I think he's having a heart attack.
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All right, ma'am. We're
dispatching an ambulance.
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Do you know CPR?
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Ma'am? Ma'am? Are you there?
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.MY-SUBS.com --
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My name is Abby, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Abby.
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Boy, did I need a drink today.
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I'm... living with my mother.
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Again.
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And she's shtupping my father.
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Again.
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Look, I know they say we're
not supposed to blame anyone
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for our alcoholism, but...
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they are to blame.
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And then...
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this morning,
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I may have caused a judge
to have a heart attack
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by kicking him in the nuts.
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Sorry.
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You're a lawyer, Ms. Bianchi.
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You must know you
shouldn't publicly confess
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to causing a judge's heart attack.
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Well, you're presumably
an alcoholic, Mr. Cohen,
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so you must know what happens in A.A.
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stays in A.A.
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Right. Better hope that
Crombie doesn't press charges.
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He wouldn't!
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- Would he?
- If he does... I know a good lawyer.
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- Mm. This is awful.
- Yeah.
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I was gonna warn you, but
you were being kind of an ass.
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- So...
- Fair.
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Hey, you want to go grab a real coffee?
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Ready to head out?
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- You go ahead, Jerri.
- You sure? I-I can wait.
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No, I'm good.
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Also divorced. Going on
five years. Also two kids.
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- One of them wants to be a lawyer.
- God forbid.
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How long have you been in recovery?
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Not long.
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Just a few months this time.
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"This time"?
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You know what they say.
If at first you don't succeed...
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- And how many times have you...
- Not succeeded?
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Twice.
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How about you?
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- I just got my one-year medallion.
- Wow! Congratulations.
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- Do you miss it?
- Absolutely.
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- Although, not as often.
- It does make life... more... calm.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But, if I'm being honest...
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a little dull.
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Just have to learn to find
your thrills elsewhere.
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Ms. Bianchi.
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Is that your foot?
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Ben?
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Ben Cohen?
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Harry Svensson! Ho!
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Hey.
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Ben, this is... this is Joanne.
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Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Ben is one of the
city's top prosecutors.
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- Oh!
- I sent Abigail
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to consult with him
on a case a while back.
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Well, I see the consult was successful.
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- Please. Stay for breakfast.
- Oh, no, I can't.
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We've actually... I've
got to get into court.
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Well, you slept with my daughter,
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you can at least stay for coffee.
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Please, sit.
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Great.
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Oh.
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This... This is from Phil.
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Chip Crombie had a
heart attack yesterday.
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How awful. Does it say how he's doing?
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- Or if he was with anyone?
- No, but, uh, if we're lucky...
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Don't say it.
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I know you don't like
him, but think of Veronica.
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Now.
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Let's hear all about you.
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Oh.
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As long as you're
sponging off your mother,
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it makes sense to take
one car to the office.
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Except you are suspended and
shouldn't be at the office.
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I have a right to use my treadmill.
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- You have a gym in your condo!
- Other people use those treadmills.
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- Did you hear about Chip Crombie?
- We did.
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You were in court yesterday.
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Did you see anything?
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You were in court yesterday.
Did you see anything?
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Roz gave me the skinny.
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Apparently, this lawyer blasted
Crombie in his courtroom,
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accused him of bias against
her and her family...
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so he called her into his chambers.
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People could hear him yelling
all the way down the hall,
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then, boom... heart attack!
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My office! Now!
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You can't cause a heart attack
by kicking someone in the nuts.
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- I Googled it.
- This is not good.
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How do you keep making things worse?
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What if Chip is the
judge on the Bass divorce?
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- Let's look on the bright side.
- What "bright side"?
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- He might die.
- Great news!
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Roz heard through the
grapevine that Chip's doctors
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expect him to make a full recovery...
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You need to get down to
the hospital and fix this, now!
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- Want me to put a pillow over his face?
- No!
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Buy him flowers and apologize!
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- Mr. Svensson?
- Yes.
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Your 9:00 is here, which
is now Ms. Bianchi's 9:00.
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- Let me just take this meeting first.
- No!
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I'll take the meeting, because,
what else do I have to do
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now that Dad's suspended...
and you're killing judges?
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My mother is suing us.
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- Your mother?
- For retroactive childcare payments.
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She looked after Cyra
since she was a baby,
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- until she turned two.
- And how old is Cyra now?
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She just turned three,
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and with the most amazing vocabulary...
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Why would your mother do this?
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Well, we had a tech
start-up... Convergent.
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Yeah, I've heard of it.
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You sold it for a big
chunk of change last year.
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Yeah, well,
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we put every ounce of our
energy into that company,
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and now her mother...
wants a piece of it.
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I still can't believe it.
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- Did you ask her to look after Cyra?
- No. She offered.
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What about out-of-pocket expenses?
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We made sure she had
everything she needed.
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Food, Science World
membership, bus passes.
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Plus, we showed our gratitude
in so many other ways.
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Vacations, theatre
tickets, fancy dinners...
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Did you have a contract?
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No, of course not. She's Cyra's mamani.
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Well, then, if there
was no formal agreement,
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Cyra's mamani doesn't
stand much of a chance.
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"Her skin so soft and clean,
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her neck, so long and lean... "
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"Her hair, which
smells like apple pie...
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she's my special girl... "
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Sorry.
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- Didn't mean to interrupt.
- Abigail.
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Come in, come in.
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Chip was just reciting
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the poem that he wrote for
me on our wedding anniversary.
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Man of many talents.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm gonna go get
you that extra blanket, okay?
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- I'm not going anywhere.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:52,714
You got a lot of nerve, showing up here.
252
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,538
- I'm gonna charge you with assault!
- Try it!
253
00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:57,440
I'm gonna charge you with assault.
254
00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:58,851
And for the record, I saved your life,
255
00:12:58,875 --> 00:12:59,841
- you miserable...
- Chip!
256
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:02,678
Oh, my god! Potato Chip!
257
00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,746
I'm so glad you're okay.
258
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:10,752
Excuse me! Who are you?
259
00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:14,423
I'm Chip's wife. Who are you?
260
00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:26,542
Look, I don't know who you are
or how you know my husband.
261
00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:28,886
He's my husband!
We live in Sumach Creek.
262
00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,691
Didn't Chip have a
satellite office there?
263
00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,681
- We tied the knot five years ago.
- Okay.
264
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,518
You need to visit the
psych ward two floors up.
265
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:37,652
Excuse me.
266
00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:39,065
Which one of you is Mr. Crombie's wife?
267
00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,054
- I am.
- I am.
268
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,124
Well, not me. Definitely not me.
269
00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:45,160
Your husband has been
put in an induced coma.
270
00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,995
- What?
- Who has power of attorney?
271
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,433
- I do.
- I do.
272
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:52,033
I don't know what kind of
sick game you are playing,
273
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:55,068
- but you need to go! Now.
- No, you need to go.
274
00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:56,537
- No, you do.
- No, you do!
275
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,277
- Listen, you need to get out...
- Ladies!
276
00:13:58,302 --> 00:13:59,668
This is a hospital.
277
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,527
You need to take this elsewhere.
278
00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:09,350
Veronica, again, I'm so sorry.
279
00:14:26,597 --> 00:14:29,269
Two women were fighting
over Chip Crombie?
280
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:30,871
Did this other woman seem credible?
281
00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:33,339
Honestly? It's... it's hard to tell.
282
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,341
Maybe she's Chip's mistress.
283
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:38,511
Hears he's at death's door and
wants whatever she's been promised.
284
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:39,557
He wouldn't be the first judge
285
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,092
to have a girlfriend or two on the side.
286
00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:42,082
Or the first lawyer.
287
00:14:42,117 --> 00:14:43,917
Or the first psychologist.
288
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,251
Well...
289
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:48,121
I'm going to head back to my office.
290
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:50,535
Tackle Spelling Bee.
291
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:55,812
I'm gonna hit the little boys' room.
292
00:15:01,785 --> 00:15:03,202
What is he doing?
293
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:05,971
You don't think...
294
00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:09,194
Harry's using Cecil as his mole.
295
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,066
Cecil!
296
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:19,384
Look. I hope there aren't
any hard feelings about...
297
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,485
You kicking me out?
298
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:21,854
I just needed some space.
299
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:24,724
- My relationship with Kelly is...
- Suffocating and co-dependent?
300
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,252
Still in the honeymoon phase.
301
00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:28,560
Oh.
302
00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:31,613
You know, Kelly thought you
could be an adult about this.
303
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,166
Well, as in most things, Kelly is wrong.
304
00:15:34,202 --> 00:15:35,667
I'm glad we had this talk.
305
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,338
Made me realize I made
the right decision.
306
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:49,756
Thanks, Jerri.
307
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:56,764
How was your coffee with Ben last night?
308
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,765
Good.
309
00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,721
You know, I probably
don't need to remind you
310
00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:02,770
that it's not a good idea
to date someone from A.A.,
311
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,549
especially if they're in
the early stages of recovery.
312
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,575
Jerri.
313
00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:10,924
We had coffee and shared a Nanaimo bar.
314
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,510
Are you really gonna fault me
315
00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:15,026
for lending an ear to a new A.A. member?
316
00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:19,714
- For being a mentor... of sorts?
- No, of course not.
317
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,390
Abigail, is Ben going to
stay over again tonight?
318
00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:24,892
I've just finished reading
this and I think he'd enjoy it.
319
00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:28,738
- I'll make sure he gets it.
- I'd rather give it to him myself.
320
00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,761
- Abigail's trading up.
- Oh.
321
00:16:31,796 --> 00:16:32,928
Ms. Bianchi?
322
00:16:32,964 --> 00:16:34,564
Chip Crombie's wife is here to see you.
323
00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:35,898
- Which one?
- Which one?
324
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,269
That woman banned me from the hospital.
325
00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:43,005
Oh... "that woman" is his wife.
326
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,375
No. I am.
327
00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,978
Why won't anyone believe me?
328
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:52,283
Jeanie... we've all known
Chip and Veronica for years...
329
00:16:52,308 --> 00:16:54,583
seen them at events, met their son.
330
00:16:54,618 --> 00:16:58,362
Well, look. Look.
I have these photos of us.
331
00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:00,620
I'm a server at the Seaglass Inn.
332
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,655
Chip would ask to sit in my section.
333
00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,991
I don't doubt you had a relationship.
334
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,175
Look, a friend of mine...
335
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:10,497
texted me a photo of
our marriage certificate.
336
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:16,470
Okay. Okay. Here's what
we're gonna do. Ask your friend
337
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,535
to gather up anything that might prove
338
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,227
your relationship with Chip...
339
00:17:20,252 --> 00:17:23,810
- photos, receipts... anything.
- Okay, yeah, I can do that.
340
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:28,681
And right when she does the death drop,
341
00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:32,103
I turn over and Bowen's
sleeping. During Drag Race!
342
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,720
How does he sleep
with all those engines?
343
00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:36,330
How are we even friends?
344
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,133
Mr. Bianchi just called.
345
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:43,842
He's stuck in court and
wondering if you can get Nico?
346
00:17:45,159 --> 00:17:47,892
- Oh. Yeah. Thanks, Winston.
- _
347
00:17:47,978 --> 00:17:51,611
Cecil, I just texted you a
photo of a marriage certificate.
348
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,304
Find out if it's legit.
349
00:17:53,982 --> 00:17:56,892
It's 4:45, Roz and I are going
to see the new Marvel movie.
350
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,293
Better get on it then!
351
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:13,627
Hi.
352
00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,619
- Hi, Mom!
- Hey, kiddo.
353
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:16,882
Aww.
354
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:19,652
Your dad got held up in
court, so... my lucky day!
355
00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:22,655
- Do you have any snacks? I'm starving.
- I don't.
356
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,081
But why don't we stop for
a treat on the way home?
357
00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:26,172
I'm starving, too.
358
00:18:26,197 --> 00:18:28,609
- Where's your mask and sword-thingie?
- Epée.
359
00:18:28,992 --> 00:18:30,159
Yeah, I knew that.
360
00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:32,017
I was just testing you. You passed.
361
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,640
It's right over there.
362
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,856
Did that just fall from the
sky or did you manifest it?
363
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,837
- She gave it to me.
- Hmm?
364
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:49,950
You must be Abby.
365
00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:52,731
And you must be...
366
00:18:52,937 --> 00:18:54,469
Isabelle.
367
00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:03,352
It is so nice to meet you.
368
00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:05,563
Why are you here?
369
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,642
Well, when Frank couldn't
get in touch with you,
370
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,970
- he asked if I could swing by and...
- Well! We're all good.
371
00:19:10,995 --> 00:19:13,630
I'm here. Nico's mother is here.
372
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,822
Do you want any more of
Isabelle's banana bread?
373
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,271
- It's super good.
- Oh, I'm not hungry.
374
00:19:18,296 --> 00:19:21,921
- But you said you were starving.
- The feeling passed.
375
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,283
Well, um, I'll be going.
376
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,791
- Bye, Nico.
- Bye, Isabelle.
377
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,903
So, Isabelle's a big baker, huh?
378
00:19:33,928 --> 00:19:35,587
Her banana bread's the best.
379
00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:40,012
But still not as good as the
stuff you get from Whole Foods.
380
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:42,824
She seems nice.
381
00:19:43,524 --> 00:19:46,142
- She's okay.
- Just okay?
382
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,595
She works with little kids,
383
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,254
so she treats us like we're little kids.
384
00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:53,736
She even tried to make
us do macaroni art.
385
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:56,104
Oh, Sofia must have torn her head off!
386
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:57,713
The first time they met,
387
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,581
she gave Sofia this
pink-and-white headband,
388
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:03,607
and Sofia was like,
"Do you think I'm five?"
389
00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:05,031
Poor Isabelle.
390
00:20:05,227 --> 00:20:08,395
And she thinks it's
hilarious when she says,
391
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,488
"I live one province over"
392
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,813
because she lives on Alberta Street.
393
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:15,538
And her garden... it's
filled with gnomes.
394
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:16,829
Gnomes?
395
00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:18,928
And you should hear her laugh!
396
00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:21,041
She sounds like a donkey in pain.
397
00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:26,158
Okay, okay, let's not
make fun of the poor woman.
398
00:20:29,702 --> 00:20:32,650
Ugh, she sounds ridiculous!
399
00:20:32,675 --> 00:20:35,473
- And dull... perfect for Frank.
- Mother!
400
00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:37,808
But enough about them... I
want to hear about you and Ben.
401
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,416
Big step up from the
baby-faced fireman!
402
00:20:40,441 --> 00:20:42,491
I don't recall asking for your opinion.
403
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:43,881
And it's great for the firm
404
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,617
to have a direct line to a prosecutor.
405
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:47,103
You never know when
we may need a favour.
406
00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:48,502
Well, if it's good for the firm...
407
00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:52,119
- How did you two reconnect?
- You know, I should get to work.
408
00:20:52,144 --> 00:20:53,517
Wait! Your father tells me
409
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,931
you're representing
Chip Crombie's mistress.
410
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:57,889
I'm pretty sure I'm
representing his wife.
411
00:20:57,914 --> 00:21:00,905
- There's a marriage certificate.
- Easy enough to forge.
412
00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:03,189
Which is why I'm getting it verified.
413
00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:06,627
Seriously, Harry? You
have a car service!
414
00:21:06,652 --> 00:21:09,987
Why would I pay for that when
you can drive me for free?
415
00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:14,657
Have a good day.
416
00:21:20,439 --> 00:21:22,019
What? It's 9:05!
417
00:21:22,055 --> 00:21:25,283
I've been here since six,
working on the Bass case.
418
00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:28,533
- And the rest of Dad's files.
- Mm, well, perks of partnership.
419
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:30,490
Well, income partnership.
420
00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:33,029
- 'Morning.
- Hey, Luce.
421
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:35,765
Looking forward to dinner
tonight with you and Kelly.
422
00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:37,548
Thanks so much for the invite.
423
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:40,801
What time do you want me
there, and what can I bring?
424
00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:44,619
- Seven. And... wine?
- Will do. Oh, and I promise,
425
00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:47,189
I won't raid your fridge, or
leave my dishes in the sink,
426
00:21:47,214 --> 00:21:49,728
or... tell any inappropriate jokes.
427
00:21:49,753 --> 00:21:52,119
Or any jokes, 'cause you're not funny.
428
00:21:55,144 --> 00:21:56,276
What?
429
00:21:56,301 --> 00:21:58,252
I'm late 'cause I was
doing everything you asked.
430
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,717
What'd you find out?
431
00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:01,441
I spoke to the Justice of the Peace
432
00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:03,433
whose signature was on
the marriage certificate.
433
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:04,925
She remembers marrying them.
434
00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:08,142
And I went to the registrar's
office. Get a load of this.
435
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:14,301
Divorce papers.
436
00:22:14,571 --> 00:22:17,752
Filed ten days before
Chip married my client.
437
00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,176
That's not my signature.
438
00:22:19,892 --> 00:22:21,744
I didn't... I didn't sign this.
439
00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:23,578
This document is forged.
440
00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:25,158
Figured as much.
441
00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:27,900
And I think we all know who forged it.
442
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,738
Chip lied to you.
443
00:22:30,652 --> 00:22:33,975
He lied to my client. He's a bigamist.
444
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,426
If the divorce papers were forged,
445
00:22:38,571 --> 00:22:40,915
Chip's marriage to your client is void.
446
00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,689
True, but under Part Five
of the Family Law Act,
447
00:22:43,714 --> 00:22:45,181
a spouse of a void marriage
448
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,706
can apply for support and
division of property...
449
00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,642
and make no mistake,
we will be doing that.
450
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,681
Wait, what do you mean... void?
451
00:22:52,341 --> 00:22:55,800
- This can't be happening.
- Oh, God!
452
00:22:58,704 --> 00:23:00,303
Maybe that's enough for one day?
453
00:23:01,566 --> 00:23:02,999
Why don't we reconvene
454
00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:04,923
once we get an update
on Chip's condition?
455
00:23:17,132 --> 00:23:21,101
Your Honor, Mrs. Shirazi
offered to look after Cyra,
456
00:23:21,136 --> 00:23:23,587
and my clients repeatedly
showed their gratitude
457
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:26,728
with vacations, theatre
tickets, fancy dinners.
458
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,939
They're heartbroken that
Mrs. Shirazi has caused this rift,
459
00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:31,955
but this was family helping family.
460
00:23:32,364 --> 00:23:35,119
At no time did anyone discuss
financial compensation.
461
00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:37,283
Counsel rests.
462
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,200
Mr. Grigoryan?
463
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,955
Your Honor, I'd like to call
Mrs. Shirazi to the stand.
464
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:48,720
Mrs. Shirazi, can you tell the
court about these "vacations"
465
00:23:48,745 --> 00:23:50,578
your daughter and
son-in-law took you on?
466
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:51,909
They spent their days
467
00:23:51,934 --> 00:23:54,234
in a private cabana on the beach.
468
00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:56,470
I spent my days in the kiddie pool.
469
00:23:56,495 --> 00:23:58,529
They went out for beautiful dinners.
470
00:23:58,662 --> 00:24:01,345
I made ghormeh sabzi
for Cyra and myself.
471
00:24:01,877 --> 00:24:04,017
And how many hours per day?
472
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:08,267
From six a.m. until Cyra went to bed,
around eight at night.
473
00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,955
And these dinners and theatre tickets?
474
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:14,845
Chuck E. Cheese and
The Lion King... on repeat.
475
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,658
I know all the words
to "The Circle of Life".
476
00:24:19,943 --> 00:24:21,994
What happened when Cyra turned two?
477
00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:27,144
They told me they... no
longer needed my services.
478
00:24:27,345 --> 00:24:29,669
And they hired a full-time nanny?
479
00:24:29,704 --> 00:24:32,667
Yes. Who they pay very well.
480
00:24:32,692 --> 00:24:36,394
Now I hardly ever get
to see my granddaughter,
481
00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:39,792
- except on holidays.
- Objection! Relevance?
482
00:24:39,817 --> 00:24:41,017
None of this matters
483
00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:43,009
because there was no
contract between the parties.
484
00:24:43,034 --> 00:24:46,599
- I'm just getting there, Your Honor.
- I'll allow it.
485
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,496
Mrs. Shirazi, was there an agreement?
486
00:24:51,521 --> 00:24:55,017
Yes. I had a verbal
agreement with Farhan.
487
00:24:55,042 --> 00:24:58,867
- Objection! This is unverifiable.
- Overruled.
488
00:24:58,892 --> 00:24:59,991
I'd like to hear it.
489
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:03,730
I remember, because it
was Cyra's first birthday.
490
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,383
I was in the kitchen, cleaning up.
491
00:25:06,408 --> 00:25:08,542
Farhan came in and said,
492
00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:10,667
"When we are in a better position,
493
00:25:10,692 --> 00:25:13,423
all your hard work will be rewarded."
494
00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:15,916
I meant we'd get you a
gift basket or something!
495
00:25:15,941 --> 00:25:17,564
_
496
00:25:19,457 --> 00:25:21,759
Your Honor, I would like
to request an adjournment.
497
00:25:21,784 --> 00:25:22,750
Granted.
498
00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:24,704
We'll reconvene tomorrow.
499
00:25:34,064 --> 00:25:36,297
She took my comments
completely out of context!
500
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,192
But you confirmed that you said it.
501
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,939
You may want to consider coming
up with a low-ball dollar amount.
502
00:25:41,964 --> 00:25:43,563
She is not getting a penny.
503
00:25:43,787 --> 00:25:46,900
My mother caused so much
damage to our little girl...
504
00:25:49,268 --> 00:25:51,548
We had to take Cyra
to the emergency room
505
00:25:51,573 --> 00:25:53,506
when she was just 20 months old.
506
00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:56,897
My mother let her make
mud pies in the yard
507
00:25:56,922 --> 00:25:58,722
and she let her eat some.
508
00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:01,130
- And Cyra got sick?
- No.
509
00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:02,794
But it was a close call.
510
00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:04,752
Was it, though?
511
00:26:04,777 --> 00:26:07,798
And she put cheap sunscreen
on her, even though it had PABA!
512
00:26:07,823 --> 00:26:10,779
- And fed her processed cereals.
- And canned soup!
513
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:13,228
Even though we told her Cyra
couldn't have refined sugar!
514
00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:15,556
Then we'd find chocolate
wrappers in the garbage.
515
00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:18,181
And we said no more than
one half-hour of Odd Squad.
516
00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:20,509
And then there was the time we came home
517
00:26:20,534 --> 00:26:22,580
and she had let Cyra draw happy faces
518
00:26:22,605 --> 00:26:23,837
all over herself...
519
00:26:24,315 --> 00:26:26,322
with permanent marker.
520
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:35,077
Jerri, love to chat.
But I have a thing, so.
521
00:26:35,102 --> 00:26:37,706
This is dangerous. You know that, right?
522
00:26:39,013 --> 00:26:42,307
It was just one night. He didn't
give me his letter sweater.
523
00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:48,245
- He's less than three months sober.
- He didn't even speak last night.
524
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:50,698
- How do you know...?
- My people who know people.
525
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,811
Okay, Angela Lansbury.
526
00:26:53,141 --> 00:26:56,377
I appreciate your concern, but I'm fine.
527
00:26:57,495 --> 00:27:00,676
It's fine! It's just a
little fun, that's all.
528
00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:02,502
Now I really do have to go.
529
00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:12,542
So, you give it a swirl...
530
00:27:13,182 --> 00:27:14,675
then a sniff.
531
00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:19,810
Mm. You can really smell the wet leaves.
532
00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:21,935
I'm getting a hint of paper bag.
533
00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:24,436
This wine came recommended?
534
00:27:24,472 --> 00:27:26,706
Highest-rated Pinot
Noir from the Okanagan.
535
00:27:26,995 --> 00:27:28,607
In case you haven't already guessed,
536
00:27:28,642 --> 00:27:30,736
my brother is a wine snob.
537
00:27:30,761 --> 00:27:33,314
I prefer the term
"sommelier-in-training".
538
00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:35,046
At least, that's what I say on the apps.
539
00:27:35,386 --> 00:27:39,218
- You're dating again?
- Been out once or twice.
540
00:27:39,511 --> 00:27:41,553
- Except they're all so...
- Not Martina?
541
00:27:41,589 --> 00:27:42,966
You don't have to tell
me. I know it's pathetic.
542
00:27:43,722 --> 00:27:46,725
No, it's not. I mean,
we've all been there, right?
543
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,494
Anyway, I don't have time to date.
544
00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:50,329
Had this couple foisted on me.
545
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,064
Her own mother is suing them
for retroactive childcare payments.
546
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,233
Whoa.
547
00:27:54,268 --> 00:27:56,045
Wouldn't want to be at one
of their family dinners.
548
00:27:56,069 --> 00:27:58,570
My clients insist she
was a terrible caregiver,
549
00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,705
never listened to any of their rules.
550
00:28:00,741 --> 00:28:02,018
Of course, she didn't.
551
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,975
When my mamère used
to visit from Quebec,
552
00:28:04,011 --> 00:28:05,650
she'd spoil me rotten.
553
00:28:05,675 --> 00:28:07,078
Let me stay up past bedtime,
554
00:28:07,114 --> 00:28:09,580
watch way too much TV,
stuff me full of sweets.
555
00:28:10,112 --> 00:28:13,417
Drove my mom crazy...
that's what grandmas are for.
556
00:28:13,453 --> 00:28:15,553
It's their job to break the rules.
557
00:28:15,588 --> 00:28:17,033
That's how it was in my household.
558
00:28:17,057 --> 00:28:18,823
Here, babe.
559
00:28:18,859 --> 00:28:20,692
That went well.
560
00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:22,927
Your eggplant Parmesan was delicious.
561
00:28:23,283 --> 00:28:24,674
Good.
562
00:28:25,948 --> 00:28:29,067
- Everything okay?
- It's nothing.
563
00:28:29,102 --> 00:28:30,800
No, say it.
564
00:28:32,432 --> 00:28:33,705
He was here for over three hours
565
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,509
and didn't once ask
a question about you.
566
00:28:35,534 --> 00:28:37,041
That's just Daniel.
567
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,972
It just made me a bit sad, that's all.
568
00:28:54,971 --> 00:28:56,971
_
569
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,074
Why do you think
they wanted to meet with us?
570
00:28:59,831 --> 00:29:01,399
They must have news about Chip.
571
00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:02,633
Maybe.
572
00:29:02,669 --> 00:29:05,536
And maybe Chip told them to
offer you a lump-sum payment
573
00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:08,166
to try to bury this,
Stormy Daniels-style.
574
00:29:08,191 --> 00:29:10,491
I wouldn't put anything past that snake.
575
00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:11,808
Sorry.
576
00:29:11,843 --> 00:29:13,876
I keep forgetting that
snake was your husband.
577
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:20,617
- How's Chip?
- His condition remains the same.
578
00:29:21,088 --> 00:29:23,421
Then why did you insist on meeting?
579
00:29:24,987 --> 00:29:28,214
I had a P.I. do some
sniffing in Sumach Creek.
580
00:29:28,545 --> 00:29:31,729
He chatted with a fella
named Bobby Eldrin.
581
00:29:34,081 --> 00:29:38,635
Bobby... can you tell Jeanie's
lawyer what you told me?
582
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,503
Sure. So I tried to warn Jeanie...
583
00:29:40,539 --> 00:29:42,304
couple days before her wedding...
584
00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:46,557
told her I was pretty sure
that Chip fella was still married.
585
00:29:46,831 --> 00:29:47,797
Hey, Jeanie!
586
00:29:47,832 --> 00:29:49,232
How's it goin'?
587
00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:50,966
You knew.
588
00:29:51,002 --> 00:29:53,568
You knew Chip was married.
589
00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:55,004
- I...
- The way I see it,
590
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:57,948
you have two choices... either
you go back to Sumach Creek
591
00:29:57,973 --> 00:29:59,506
and never speak of this again,
592
00:29:59,891 --> 00:30:02,425
or you'd better hope
you look good in orange,
593
00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:06,052
because I will have you charged
with conspiracy to commit fraud.
594
00:30:10,574 --> 00:30:12,441
Be straight with me... did you know?
595
00:30:12,590 --> 00:30:13,656
No!
596
00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:17,237
It's true, Bobby tried to warn me,
597
00:30:17,262 --> 00:30:19,628
but he's been asking me out for years.
598
00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:21,190
Comes into the hotel
599
00:30:21,215 --> 00:30:23,616
and tries all these
cheesy pick-up lines...
600
00:30:23,649 --> 00:30:26,198
"Did you just come out of
the oven? 'Cause you're hot."
601
00:30:26,223 --> 00:30:28,023
I just thought he was jealous.
602
00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:31,442
Well, surely, you must
have had your suspicions?
603
00:30:31,609 --> 00:30:33,475
All the time Chip spent in Vancouver?
604
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,901
You must have Googled him.
605
00:30:34,926 --> 00:30:37,940
Well, I'm not on social media, okay?
606
00:30:38,648 --> 00:30:41,229
I-I come from a small town.
607
00:30:41,254 --> 00:30:43,026
I don't need any more gossip.
608
00:30:44,858 --> 00:30:46,624
You think I'm an idiot.
609
00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:51,798
If you could see the
eligible men where I live...
610
00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:54,557
a catch is a guy who still
has most of his teeth.
611
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:56,186
Chip...
612
00:30:56,393 --> 00:30:57,492
he'd come by the inn
613
00:30:57,517 --> 00:31:00,003
and we'd have these
fascinating conversations.
614
00:31:00,754 --> 00:31:03,711
Were there times I wondered
if he had a mistress in Vancouver?
615
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,102
Yes, but...
616
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,933
I was his wife.
617
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,401
And he always came back to me.
618
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:19,994
Wow.
619
00:31:20,019 --> 00:31:22,419
Now you're showing up at
my workplace unannounced.
620
00:31:22,444 --> 00:31:24,244
Your receptionist is A.W.O.L..
621
00:31:24,535 --> 00:31:27,065
Well, you're gonna have
to stop stalking me.
622
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:29,190
Just be serious for a moment.
623
00:31:29,215 --> 00:31:30,682
- Mm.
- Let's say
624
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:32,589
you know someone's a bigamist.
625
00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:36,370
- Okay.
- And say, hypothetically speaking,
626
00:31:36,802 --> 00:31:38,268
you're representing the second wife
627
00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:39,626
of said bigamist...
628
00:31:39,651 --> 00:31:41,807
how much trouble would this woman be in
629
00:31:41,832 --> 00:31:44,065
if she'd been warned the guy was married
630
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,823
and turned a blind eye?
631
00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:47,714
Hypothetically speaking?
632
00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:50,543
She could be charged with fraud,
633
00:31:50,568 --> 00:31:51,688
which is a criminal offence.
634
00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:54,797
All right. Thanks.
635
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:56,237
Yeah.
636
00:31:59,415 --> 00:32:00,214
You know,
637
00:32:00,239 --> 00:32:02,229
my sponsor thinks...
638
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,087
whatever this is...
639
00:32:05,496 --> 00:32:07,062
is dangerous.
640
00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:10,101
She's not wrong.
641
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,607
So he really is a bigamist.
642
00:32:28,807 --> 00:32:30,946
It's amazing he thought
he could get away with it.
643
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:32,945
Men like Chip think they're
smarter than they are.
644
00:32:32,973 --> 00:32:34,305
And above the law.
645
00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:37,241
Though why would anyone want
to be married to two people?
646
00:32:37,276 --> 00:32:38,910
One's complicated enough.
647
00:32:39,437 --> 00:32:41,431
Three-way relationships can work.
648
00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:45,783
But not if two of them
don't know they're in one.
649
00:32:45,948 --> 00:32:47,180
Well, I can see
650
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:50,717
how different women can fulfill
different parts of a man.
651
00:32:50,753 --> 00:32:52,652
But why not just have an affair?
652
00:32:52,687 --> 00:32:53,953
Ha! Right.
653
00:32:54,424 --> 00:32:57,089
"The Harry Svensson School
of How to Tank Your Marriage."
654
00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:59,407
The good news is,
whether he lives or dies,
655
00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:01,618
his days on the bench are over.
656
00:33:01,643 --> 00:33:03,863
- Hello, Lucy-Goosey!
- Hi, Dad.
657
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,566
I'm gonna take the rest
of my lunch into my office.
658
00:33:06,807 --> 00:33:08,775
Luce, thanks so much for last night.
659
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,447
I had a great time.
660
00:33:10,472 --> 00:33:13,573
- Of course, you did.
- What does that mean?
661
00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:16,509
Can you name one thing
you learned about Kelly?
662
00:33:17,135 --> 00:33:20,791
I learned that she prefers
fresh basil to dried?
663
00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:23,350
It was all about you the entire night.
664
00:33:23,747 --> 00:33:25,680
I'm your narcissistic supply.
665
00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:32,791
Apparently, Lucy was my
narcissistic supply, so...
666
00:33:32,826 --> 00:33:34,459
don't feel too special.
667
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:35,919
Is your skirt on backwards?
668
00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:38,630
No. This is the style.
669
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,231
Daniel?
670
00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:42,434
Clark Grigoryan is here to see you.
671
00:33:48,021 --> 00:33:49,185
Clark.
672
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,420
We're due in court in two
hours. What's going on?
673
00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:53,128
My client is willing
to dismiss her claim
674
00:33:53,153 --> 00:33:55,913
if your clients will pay
her a small, one-time payment
675
00:33:56,177 --> 00:33:57,859
and grant her regular visits
with her granddaughter.
676
00:33:57,883 --> 00:34:00,551
- Why the change of heart?
- She misses Cyra.
677
00:34:00,586 --> 00:34:01,997
She hates the estrangement
from her daughter.
678
00:34:02,247 --> 00:34:04,021
She should have thought
of that before suing her.
679
00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:08,176
- The estrangement happened before that.
- But still she wants money.
680
00:34:08,617 --> 00:34:10,286
She wants to feel valued.
681
00:34:11,685 --> 00:34:13,341
I'll bring it to my clients.
682
00:34:16,068 --> 00:34:19,837
Well... better get back to work.
683
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,773
You've turned into a
halfway-decent lawyer, Clark.
684
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,174
Thank you.
685
00:34:24,210 --> 00:34:25,376
You too. I mean...
686
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:26,888
you're already halfway-dec...
687
00:34:26,912 --> 00:34:29,047
You're good... I'd say.
688
00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:36,854
Thank you.
689
00:34:38,158 --> 00:34:39,583
And then Daniel said,
690
00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:41,235
"You've turned into a
halfway-decent lawyer, Clark,"
691
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:43,760
- and then Clark said...
- You're not fooling anyone!
692
00:34:43,795 --> 00:34:45,562
We all know you're
using him as your mole.
693
00:34:45,597 --> 00:34:48,165
Of course, I'm using Cecile as a mole.
694
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,300
He is a loyal employee.
695
00:34:50,336 --> 00:34:51,913
Nobody else around here
will tell me anything.
696
00:34:51,937 --> 00:34:53,237
Because you're suspended!
697
00:34:53,272 --> 00:34:56,740
And now I hear you are about
to settle on the Jagdal file.
698
00:34:57,122 --> 00:34:58,508
All you ever want to do is settle.
699
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,378
- That is not true.
- Where is the fight in you?
700
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,895
How the hell can you
win for Sabrina Bass?
701
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,584
Connery's lawyer is Cordelia Bernstein.
702
00:35:07,619 --> 00:35:10,552
She is a pit-bull in court.
703
00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:13,083
You cannot be a pug.
704
00:35:19,591 --> 00:35:20,981
Clark!
705
00:35:21,006 --> 00:35:22,172
See you in court.
706
00:35:22,224 --> 00:35:23,790
Granny's not getting a dime.
707
00:35:24,395 --> 00:35:26,062
What? No!
708
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:29,380
Mrs. Shirazi,
709
00:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,542
you love your granddaughter
very much, is that right?
710
00:35:32,577 --> 00:35:34,010
Of course.
711
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,910
In fact, you spoiled
her rotten, didn't you?
712
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:38,715
I suppose I did.
713
00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:40,983
My mamère did the same thing.
714
00:35:41,435 --> 00:35:44,298
She would arrive from Quebec
with a suitcase full of treats for me...
715
00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:46,022
indulge my every whim.
716
00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:49,060
My folks said I was miserable
for weeks after she left.
717
00:35:49,085 --> 00:35:51,627
- Objection, relevance?
- Sustained.
718
00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:54,138
Mr. Svensson, let's avoid
the trips down memory lane.
719
00:35:54,163 --> 00:35:55,095
Forgive me, Your Honor.
720
00:35:55,311 --> 00:35:56,609
Mrs. Shirazi,
721
00:35:56,634 --> 00:36:00,102
your daughter and son-in-law
had a lot of rules, didn't they?
722
00:36:00,435 --> 00:36:03,572
All parents are overprotective
of their first child.
723
00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:07,685
Sure, but let's be honest...
their rules bordered on ridiculous.
724
00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:08,976
Did you follow their rules?
725
00:36:09,575 --> 00:36:10,980
Not always.
726
00:36:11,716 --> 00:36:14,466
If it was raining, we'd
watch my soaps together.
727
00:36:14,819 --> 00:36:16,985
And of course, I gave her sweets!
728
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,754
She loved them so much...
729
00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:20,855
especially my halva.
730
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,892
You worked for years at
a desk job, is that right?
731
00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:26,728
Yes. I was an administrative
assistant at an insurance firm.
732
00:36:26,764 --> 00:36:29,083
- And did they have rules?
- Of course.
733
00:36:29,108 --> 00:36:31,767
- Did you follow those rules?
- Of course! It was my job.
734
00:36:31,802 --> 00:36:35,070
Exactly! Just like their
nanny follows their rules
735
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:38,238
in a way you never did, 'cause
you were not an employee...
736
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:39,808
you were a grandmother.
737
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,730
If you had been an employee,
738
00:36:41,755 --> 00:36:43,445
you would've been
fired on the first week
739
00:36:43,481 --> 00:36:46,005
for your flagrant
disregard for their rules.
740
00:36:47,159 --> 00:36:48,892
I have no further
questions, Your Honor.
741
00:36:50,843 --> 00:36:52,481
That was harsh, Mr. Svensson,
742
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,294
but I must agree.
743
00:36:54,319 --> 00:36:56,653
Mrs. Shirazi's claim is without merit.
744
00:36:56,893 --> 00:36:58,435
I'm dismissing it.
745
00:36:58,460 --> 00:37:02,162
Mrs. Shirazi is not
entitled to any compensation.
746
00:37:02,198 --> 00:37:05,132
I do, however, urge both parties
747
00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:07,001
to repair the rift this has caused,
748
00:37:07,036 --> 00:37:08,466
for the sake of the child.
749
00:37:09,231 --> 00:37:10,663
Adjourned.
750
00:37:13,562 --> 00:37:15,295
That was cold, bro.
751
00:37:15,578 --> 00:37:17,612
Thank you so much, Mr. Svensson.
752
00:37:17,647 --> 00:37:19,411
Justice was served.
753
00:37:19,749 --> 00:37:21,516
I'll be sending my bill.
754
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:23,871
Don't try paying me in gift baskets.
755
00:37:34,568 --> 00:37:35,801
Hi-hi.
756
00:37:36,248 --> 00:37:38,105
You'll have to scrounge up
dinner for yourself tonight,
757
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:41,192
because your father and I are
going out on Gabby Lipton's yacht.
758
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,050
Thought you and Gabby weren't speaking?
759
00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:44,817
Oh, that was last week.
760
00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:48,072
Mm. Aw. Poor Veronica.
761
00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:50,407
I can't imagine how she must be feeling.
762
00:37:50,443 --> 00:37:53,136
- Can't you?
- Time to get going, gorgeous.
763
00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:55,083
Yeah, I remember when I found out
764
00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:57,388
your father was cheating on
me with Daniel's mother...
765
00:37:57,413 --> 00:37:59,263
I was furious at her.
766
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:03,200
But then I directed it at
the right person, didn't I?
767
00:38:03,776 --> 00:38:07,278
Do you remember when I lit
your Alfa Romeo on fire?
768
00:38:07,548 --> 00:38:09,414
All too well.
769
00:38:09,964 --> 00:38:11,200
Bye-bye!
770
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,356
Wait, honey!
771
00:38:24,408 --> 00:38:26,575
Veronica? Hi.
772
00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:28,919
What the hell is she doing here?
773
00:38:28,944 --> 00:38:32,606
Please, she just wants
to see Chip... one last time.
774
00:38:32,817 --> 00:38:34,864
And then she'll head
back to Sumach Creek
775
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:36,856
and you'll never have to see her again.
776
00:38:46,161 --> 00:38:48,196
Chip, I just wanted to say that,
777
00:38:48,232 --> 00:38:50,427
in spite of the grief
that you've caused,
778
00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:53,528
I pray for your full recovery.
779
00:38:53,553 --> 00:38:58,122
And... I'm going to try to hold
on to the good memories...
780
00:38:59,555 --> 00:39:02,287
like the beautiful poem
that you wrote for me
781
00:39:02,312 --> 00:39:03,763
on our wedding day.
782
00:39:05,153 --> 00:39:07,315
"Her skin, so soft and clean,
783
00:39:07,575 --> 00:39:09,661
her neck, so long and lean...
784
00:39:10,067 --> 00:39:12,621
Her hair, which smells like apple pie...
785
00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:14,560
She's my special girl... "
786
00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:16,624
"not gonna lie."
787
00:39:18,828 --> 00:39:20,060
Veronica?
788
00:39:20,564 --> 00:39:23,431
Do you think you might
be directing your anger
789
00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:25,733
at... the wrong person?
790
00:39:35,712 --> 00:39:37,611
So, wait. When he told me
791
00:39:37,647 --> 00:39:39,380
that he was at a
conference in Florida...
792
00:39:39,415 --> 00:39:42,249
Yeah. He was with me in Honolulu.
793
00:39:42,909 --> 00:39:43,909
Oh, my god.
794
00:39:44,193 --> 00:39:46,575
Last June, my diamond
earrings went missing.
795
00:39:46,838 --> 00:39:49,105
My birthday's in June! He gave me these.
796
00:39:51,721 --> 00:39:53,653
Did he write you a
poem about your vagina?
797
00:39:54,486 --> 00:39:56,887
"There's never been one fin-a."
798
00:39:57,903 --> 00:40:00,606
I have good news. Mr.
Crombie has woken up.
799
00:40:08,852 --> 00:40:10,718
Veronica, sweetheart.
800
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:13,746
Jeanie, sweetheart...
801
00:40:14,849 --> 00:40:17,708
Abigail, swee... what?
802
00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:21,216
Oh, Chip. I'm so glad you're alive.
803
00:40:21,903 --> 00:40:23,923
Because it would've been disappointing
804
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,716
not to be able to tell you...
805
00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:27,538
I'm leaving you.
806
00:40:27,562 --> 00:40:30,989
- Me too.
- You better hire a really good lawyer.
807
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,981
And you can't have this one.
808
00:40:36,631 --> 00:40:41,474
- You... this was all you.
- Shh, Chip.
809
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,743
Enough of your jibber-jabber.
810
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,192
You're not giving
yourself enough credit.
811
00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:48,583
This was all you.
812
00:40:57,105 --> 00:40:58,449
You were great tonight, babe.
813
00:40:58,692 --> 00:40:59,959
Your right hook...
814
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,526
Who knew, right?
815
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,802
- I call first shower.
- Oh!
816
00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:22,046
Maggie?
817
00:41:22,082 --> 00:41:25,349
- Who's this?
- This is Kelly. Lucy's girlfriend.
818
00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:28,186
- Could I please speak to Lucy?
- She wants nothing to do with you.
819
00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,653
Do not attempt to contact her again.
820
00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:37,402
_
821
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:57,099
"There's never been one fine-a."
822
00:41:57,124 --> 00:41:59,057
No!
823
00:41:59,513 --> 00:42:03,685
"The staggering beauty of
your bare, candy-apple derriere."
824
00:42:04,936 --> 00:42:06,836
Marry me, Chip!
825
00:42:06,861 --> 00:42:08,770
"And you know what is the best...
826
00:42:08,795 --> 00:42:10,994
the twin sisters on your chest."
827
00:42:13,132 --> 00:42:16,052
It was... the perfect ending.
828
00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:18,768
It would've been so
much less fun if he died.
829
00:42:28,447 --> 00:42:30,333
Isn't that...
830
00:42:31,567 --> 00:42:35,099
- Yeah.
- Hey.
831
00:42:35,948 --> 00:42:37,715
I know what you need.
832
00:42:49,461 --> 00:42:51,159
This must be the place.
833
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:53,724
Ready?
834
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:56,489
Ready.
835
00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:34,930
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