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Bob Hearts Abishola...

You are going
-to Nigeria this summer.
-I am?

It does not matter how things
are with your father and me.

This trip
will be good for you.

That is what matters.

Thank you, Mum.

And I will never be against you.

When you get back,

you have to help me
learn this dance

that Gloria knows.

You want me to help you dance?

Ah. Dele does not think I
know how to dance, either.

That's because you cannot.

Ah-ah-ah. You are
laughing at your mother.

No, I'm just happy
to see you happy.

Aw. And I am happy

that you are happy
that I am happy.

Oh, I love you, Dele.

I miss you

very much.

I love you, too, Mum.

I'm glad Mum is having
a good time.

Maybe too good a time.

How about next June? Who
doesn't love a June wedding?

People who are applying
to medical school.

So, no June.

No June.

How about September 23?
You know what that day is,

-don't you?
-What?

It's the anniversary
of my big heart attack.

You've had
small heart attacks?

Don't worry about it.

Why would we want
to get married on a day

-you almost died?
-Because it's also

the day we met and you
swept me off my gurney.

So what do you think?

No.

Okay.

I'm still gonna
be celebrating.

-What about October?
-Mm, no good.

I got the International
Undergarment Expo in Shanghai.

And since the Chinese
government won't allow Douglas

in Shanghai, we can't
get married there.

Why can't Douglas
go to Shanghai?

Don't worry about it.

All right, so
basically it's either

two years from now
or...

I got an opening
in three weeks.

That works for me.

What works for you?

-Three weeks.
-Wait, are you serious?

I mean, it's not ideal... But we'll figure it out.

I don't know how
we'll get everyone here.

But we'll figure it out.

I also have to tell... Ah-ah.

But we'll figure it out.

We're getting married.

So, honeymoon.
Okay.

So, are you looking forward

to coming home early
for the wedding?

I am, but have you talked
to Dad about it?

Eh, I emailed him
that we need to talk about

you coming home early
and he wrote back "Okay,"

so he's okay.

Ah-ah, is something wrong?

He didn't seem too happy
about it.

It does not matter
if he's happy or sad.

You are my son,
and you will be at my wedding.

-Is that Dele?
-Dele, Bob is here.

Hi, Bob.

Hey, pal, how's it going?

Good.

Listen, there's something
I want to ask you.

I was hoping
you'd do me the honor

of being my best man.

Uh, I will. Thank you, Bob.

Okay, you got
to hand me the ring,

make a little speech,

talk me down
if I have a panic attack.

Okay, Bob.

I'm sorry,
I should probably get going.

All right. We'll see you
in a couple weeks.

Okay. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Dele.

Did he seem okay to you?

Well, he didn't laugh
at my panic attack joke,

but neither did you,
so maybe it's genetic.

Well, maybe we did not laugh

because mental illness
is not funny.

Well, not when you put it
like that.

I just hope his father
doesn't make this

more difficult
than it needs to be.

Well, maybe Tayo is
feeling left out.

We should invite him and his
second wife to the wedding.

Second wives
aren't funny, either?

I am learning a lot today.

More tea, Pastor?

Please.

It is an honor to have
such an esteemed man of God

-in our home.
-Ah...

I am just his
humble servant.

More like handsome servant.

You know, of God.

Bob and I would like to
be married at the church.

Wonderful. That is a blessing.

Amen.
Ah. Indeed it is.

We can start the premarital
counseling next month.

Actually, we're kind
of in a time crunch.

God willing, we would love to
be married in three weeks.

So soon?

Yeah, the long engagement
isn't an option for us.

I see.

No, you don't see.

I am not pregnant.

Oh, thank goodness.

You thought
we were pregnant?

It's either that
or you were dying.

Are you dying?

No!

Oh, thank goodness.

We are busy. He
runs a business

and I'm studying
to become a doctor.

At your age?

So she's young enough
to get pregnant

but too old to be a doctor?

Uh, what Bob is trying

to say is,
of course she is too old.

I am sorry,
but there are customs in place.

Premarital counseling,

attending Sunday service
for six months...

But Abishola goes to
church every week.

Yes, she does.

Again, busy people.

The church is also busy.

The sanctuary
may not be available.

We've been
renting it out

to generate extra income.

I see.

The study room
needs painting,

there are books to buy,

so many projects
needed for the children.

Say no more.

Bob, what are you doing?

I'm helping the children.

I cannot take your check.

Oh, sorry.

But God does accept Venmo.

Get with the times, Bob.

Thank you, everyone,

for getting together
on short notice.

Mummy, can you hear okay?

I can hear perfectly fine.

How old do you think I am?

This is exciting.

It's like when the
Avengers assemble.

Have you not seen
those movies?

You are in for a treat.

Okay.

Listen up, ladies,

we need a reception venue,

flowers, food and a DJ
who understands

he is not the star of the show.

I am.

Since there is not much time,

I thought I could buy
my wedding dress here.

Oh, yeah, uh, Abishola and I

have been going through,
uh, some of the ones

that I had picked out
for my imaginary wedding.

That's nice.

I'm sorry,
remind me of your name.

Oh, hi. I'm Christina,
Bob's sister.

Yeah-- it-it's so nice
to meet you.

You as well.

Is Olu there?

I am here.

Could you please tell
that woman to butt out?

Christina... Yeah, I heard.

Mummy, I know you wanted
Bimpe to make the dress,

but it is not fair to rush her.

Bimpe has assured me
that she will get it done.

But I've already found a couple
that I like here in Detroit.

I can show you.

Olu?

Bimpe will make the dress.

Wow.

I thought my mom was stubborn.

Ah-ah, who said that?

Uh, it was Christina.

No reason for both of us
to be in trouble.

Hi there, uh, me again.

Look, we all trust...

Bimpe.

My concern is with the
international shipping company.

I will bring the dress with me.

Well, what if, God forbid,

something happens
with your flight?

Olu?

If my sister or the dress
cannot be there,

there will be no wedding.

Uh, I'm with Olu and laptop.

I think the more authentic,
the better.

I'm going full African.

You are going to wear
traditional Yoruba clothing?

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
deck out the wheelchair

in seashells
and kente cloth,

and wear one of those
big wraparound hats like Olu.

Mom,

that is offensive.

Why?

Very nice, cousin.

I am never taking this off.

You look sharp, too, Tunde.

Ah, I do.

I really do.

What do we think?

Splendid.

The black sets off
your pale oatmeal skin.

You're like a handsome ghost.

Boo.

Listen fellas, while
we're all here...

You guys have done so much

for me and Abishola,
I wanted to do

a little something
to show my appreciation.

-Aw, you shouldn't have.
-No way.

Okay.

Tunde,

your love and your loyalty
has meant the world to me.

Through all the
ups and downs,

I felt you were
always on my team.

Team Bob.

I'll never get tired
of hearing that.

Thank you.

Goodwin, you gave me advice
every step of the way.

Not all of it good, but
it was always from the heart.

I was happy to look out for you,

like keeping a baby away
from electric outlets.

Kofo...

You may not know
a lot about women,

but you know a hell of a lot
about friendship.

Without you,

I wouldn't be standing here.

I actually know
quite a bit about women,

but you are welcome.

What's up?

Huh?

Where's mine?

What do you mean?

Oh, look at that.

You got 'em all watches?

Well, without their help,
I wouldn't be marrying Abishola.

I helped, too.

You told me not
to pursue the relationship.

You made fun of me
for even thinking about it.

Somebody has to poke holes in it
and see if it floats.

Poking holes sinks things.

You're my brother, I love you.

A watch isn't gonna change that.

But it would've proved it.

Beautiful watch, Bob. What...

What are we talking,
$800, $900?

$900. You nailed it.

Well, I factored in
that you would overpay

by at least $200.

Okay, give me
the cash equivalent.

-You don't need the cash.
-It's the spirit
in which it's given.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't
get you a watch, okay?

It's fine.

Oh, by the way, maybe you
should ask one of your special

watch friends
to be your best man.

Actually, I already asked...

Oh, my God!

Okay, so, this one
is from Louisa's Bakery.

It's a simple vanilla sponge
with white chocolate mousse

-and a raspberry drizzle.
-Mmm.

Delicious.

It is too sweet.

Uh, Mummy, how would you know?

If he likes it that much,
it has to be sweet.

It is a little sweet.

Okay, let her watch
you eat the chocolate cake.

All right.

Okay, Mummy Ebun,
what did I think of this one?

You like it because it is cake,
but it does not wow you.

It's like she's in my mouth.

Mummy, did you get
the plane tickets?

I did. First-class, very nice.

I figured you wouldn't come
if you didn't get

the extra leg room.

Ah, the man knows mother-in-laws
as well as cakes.

You should have
Dele's ticket as well.

Have you spoken
to him or Tayo?

No. Have you not talked to them?

I did,

but it has been a few days.

Well, I don't have time
to chase your son

and his father around town.

I am busy planning a wedding.

I'm sure it's fine.

Oh, are you?

Is Tayo in your mouth as well?

Hey.

Could we hurry this up, please?

What about the one

furthest on the left?

Oh, that's the red velvet.

Oh! I love red velvet.

That will be the cake.

Don't you want Bob
to taste it first?

No need. I can tell by the way
he is looking at it.

She's not wrong.

♪ It's all right, all right...

Welcome, gentlemen,
to a grown man's bachelor party.

Good food, great Scotch
and fine cigars.

Jalapeño poppers
and pigs in a blanket?

Tonight we eat like kings.

I can only eat like a king
until 9:00,

otherwise I get acid reflux.

Got you covered.
We got an assortment of antacids

right next to the humidor.

Am I allowed to have a cigar?

Or are those just for
the strangers you barely know?

They're for everybody.

Not the Cuban.
That one's for Tunde.

You are too kind.

Mr. Wheeler,
we also have something for you.

Aw, thanks guys.

Great. More gifts
for people who aren't me.

A pocket square,
handsewn of aso oke,

a coveted fabric
native to our tribe.

When worn in the same color

and pattern, it
symbolizes unity

and family.

My brother.

I love it. Thank you.

And this is a bottle of ogogoro,

fermented palm wine.

It is Nigeria's
strongest liquor.

♪ Got to let you know, girl...

It is said

that if a man can share
a whole bottle

with those
he considers brothers,

he is ready for marriage.

Seriously, guys,
this is amazing.

♪ To play...

Just to be clear,
Bob already has a brother.

I know it's confusing

because he doesn't act like it.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure, but you'll have to let me
know when a minute's up,

because I don't have a watch.

Oh, I remember many nights
drinking this rocket fuel.

I don't remember

any of them.

Look, I should have got you
a watch, okay? I'm sorry.

No, you shouldn't have,
'cause you clearly

didn't think I deserved one.

I didn't think you needed one,
but I was wrong.

I was very, very wrong.

No, you weren't.

Those guys earned their watches.

You said so in your
heartfelt little speeches.

Speeches? I was just talking.

Well, it was beautiful.

You're an important part
of this, too.

Yeah, right.

Hey, I'm serious.

After my first marriage blew up,

whose couch did I sleep on
for three weeks?

Mine.

And who pulled me up
off that couch,

looked me in the eye and said,

"You smell gross, dude.
You got to do something."

Me.
You.

You got me back out there.

You laid the groundwork.

Without you,
there is no Abishola.

Hmm.

I hear what you're
saying, man.

I did deserve a watch.

-How about a hug?
-I'll take it.

Just make sure those guys see.

Thanks for everything, Douglas!

I'm your brother,
you don't have to thank me.

I'll get it.

And just so you know,
you're in my will.

When I die,
you get all my watches.

I don't want to think
-about you dying.
-All right.

But how many watches
are we talking about?

That is Mr. Wheeler.
Mr. Wheeler, this is...

Destiny.

Ms. Destiny.

Douglas, I said no strippers.

I was pissed off, I didn't know
we were gonna bond.

Hi, Destiny. How's your mom?

Eh.
Ah.

Look, I'm sorry you had
to come all the way out here.

Bob, please,
tell me you are not about

to turn away
a guest in your home.

Ms. Destiny, come, sit.

We have food, we have drink,
we have antacids.

Thank you.

Tunde, why is there glitter
on your pants?

Um, w-we...

we were doing arts and crafts
at Bob's bachelor party.

Oh, did the stripper
help you?

Ah.

Who... wh-whose
phone is that?

Uh, someone get the phone.

It's Tayo.

Hello?

E karo, Abishola. How are you?

I am good.

We need to talk about
Dele's travel arrangements.

Yes, we do.

I think it's best if Dele
stays in Nigeria with me.

Uh...

You would have him miss
his own mother's wedding?

Actually,

I was talking about
more than the wedding.

I think he should stay here
for the foreseeable future.

What?

Abishola, he wants to stay here.

I know people, I can get him
in the best schools in Lagos.

Put Dele on.

I know this is hard to hear,
but this is where he belongs.

Tayo, put my son
on the phone right now.

Hold on.

What's going on?

He is trying to keep
Dele in Nigeria.

-For the wedding?
-Forever.

Oluwa mi o.

Mum?

Dele, answer me honestly.

Your father thinks
you should stay in Nigeria.

Is this something you want?

Dad says it's for the best.

But is it what he wants
or what you want?

Dele?

You heard him. He wants to stay.

You have no right to do this.

Ah-ah. No right?
I am his father.

This is what is best for Dele.

-Tayo, please.
-We will talk

more about this when
you have calmed down. Goodbye.

What did he say?

It's okay. It's okay.

I'm so sorry we had
to postpone the wedding.

Are you kidding?

There can't be a wedding
without my best man.

Hey.

We're gonna
bring Dele home.

Yes. We are.

I don't want you to worry.

Olu and I will be there
to fight for you.

Isn't that right, Olu?

Shh! I'm watching the Avengers.