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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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"MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery.
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Robert J. Wheeler, president."
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Hmm.Therapeutic hosiery.
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Hmm. Very fancy.
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He was actually quite nice.
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He said he didn't
want to be a bother,
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and if I changed my mind,
"the ball is in my court."
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Oh, like in basketball.
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No, no, it's tennis.
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Ever seen how big this man is?
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He does not play tennis.
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It's just a saying.What is?
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The ball in your court.
It means she can call him.
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Well, I'm not calling anybody.
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I have work, I have school,
I have my son.
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I have no time for balls.
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Well, there goes
the second date.
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[laughs]
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Auntie, Uncle,
can we speak privately, please?
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Don't worry.
Uh, we are Team Bob.
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What is he doing here?
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We invited him for
tea and biscuits
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to discuss whether a
match could be made.
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A match? I do not want a match.
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It's not about what you want.
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It's about what is good
for the whole family.
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Okay, it is decided.
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Abishola will have tea with
you on Tuesday afternoon.
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The only way I would
spend time with Abishola
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is if she wants to.
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Ooh. This is bad.
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Abishola?
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I will have tea with you.
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Are you sure?
'Cause I don't want you to do
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anything against your will.
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I said will have tea with you.
Stop talking.
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Oh, that's wonderful news.
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Your brother's grandson
got accepted
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to the University of Nigeria.
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Which grandson?Which grandson?
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Number 12.
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Oh. David.
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Good.
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Ooh. Ask her to send us
a bag of stockfish.
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You can get that
at the supermarket.
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Oh, they don't sell the heads.
I like the heads.
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Okay. Please send stockfish.
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Make sure
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you wrap it properly.
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Last time,
the suitcase smelled terrible
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and I had to tell
the man at the airport
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that Tunde had a leg infection.
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You didn't have
to tell him anything.
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We could have just left.
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Good morning, Auntie and Uncle.
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Good morning, Abishola.Good morning.
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Yes, Abishola
is doing very well.
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She finally met a man.
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Uh-uh. Who are you talking to?
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My sister.Which one?
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The one who gave birth to you.
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Mommy, I did not meet anyone.
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Move away.
This is my conversation.
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Between work and school,
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Abishola had no chance
of meeting somebody
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until I stepped in.
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You're welcome.
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His name is Bob, he's American
and he owns a big sock company.
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He was so honored to meet us
that he followed us to our home.
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Eh, after he caught
you spying on him.
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I have already said
you are welcome.
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Uh, Dele, the grown-ups
are talking. Go to school.
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But I'm hungry.Be hungry for knowledge.
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Yes, he's handsome.
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Like Kevin James
with a mustache...
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...only more orobo.
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Orobo?Bob is not that fat.
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[chuckles]:
Yes.
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Trust me, he's orobo.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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So if I want to say hello
in her language....
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E karo. E karo.
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No, no, e karo.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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Now, how do you say goodbye?
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O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.
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O dabo, o dabo.
You know, I speak Mandarin.
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I did not know that.
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Nice. Now I want Chinese
for lunch.
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Okay, this is important.
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How do you say, "I'm sorry
your aunt and uncle forced you
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"to spend time with me,
but I really enjoyed myself
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and I'd like to do it again"?
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Ma binu iya iya
re ati egbon re fi agbara
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mu o lati lo akoko pelu mi,
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sugbon mo gbadun ara mi ati
Mo fe lati se e leekansi.
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Uh, w-what's that first word?
Binu?
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It means, "I'm sorry."
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That's good. That's all I need.
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So, how are things with you
and the sock king?
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[chuckles]There are no things.
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There is just tea.
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KEMI:
Very good.
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It's going very good.
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Every sock king
needs a sock queen.
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[both laugh]
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Stop it, both of you.
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If I were to marry again...
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You will.I won't.
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You will. You wi...I won't. I won't.
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ABISHOLA:
But if I were
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to marry again,
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it would only be
to a Nigerian man.
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Only? That kind of narrows down
your options, doesn't it?
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Don't listen to her.
She has many options.
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Top of the list,
Nigerian man, same tribe.
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Yoruba.
Mm-hmm.
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Then Nigerian man,
different tribe.
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Igbo.
Mm-hmm.
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KEMI:
Then
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other Africans.
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Except Tunisians and Egyptians.
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Obviously.
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Then
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Caribbean, then white,
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then African-American.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Wait, wait.
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So, a black man
is last on your list?
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Below white men?
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You get it.
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I get that you full of crap.
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Hmm?
Huh-uh.
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All you Africans
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think you better than us.
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Well...
Well, what?
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You don't make it easy
for yourselves.
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What's that supposed to mean?Oh, come on.
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Gangbangers, welfare stamps,
the baby mamas.
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You're just buying into
that racist propaganda
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you see on TV.
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There are more white people
on food stamps and welfare
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than black people.
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That's not what it
says on the Fox News.
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Which is fair and balanced.Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
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Next time I get an e-mail
from a Nigerian prince,
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you want me to assume it's one
of you heffas trying to scam me?
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Calm down, both of you.Heffa? Who are you
calling heffa?
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Kemi, Kemi,
you are upsetting Gloria.
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You both upsetting Gloria.
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You think white folks see
a difference between us?
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To them, we all look the same.
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You get pulled over
by a cop,
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he's not gonna see
your little ranking system.
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He's just gonna see this.
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We wouldn't get
pulled over.
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We obey the
traffic laws.
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Hey, what are you doing there?
Get away.
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Why are you reading
about Nigeria?
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I said, get away.
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All right, all right.
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You ever hear of privacy?Ah, calm down.
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It's not like
there's any porn on there.
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How do you know?I looked.
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Mom's browsing history
is more interesting than yours.
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So, why Nigeria?
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Don't worry about it.
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Ooh. Is it a charity thing?
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People buy a pair of socks,
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we give away a pair
to a poor person?
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We're not doing that.
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You sure? We don't really have
to give anything away.
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Nobody checks.
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That's not happening.
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So, what's the deal, then?
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None of your business.
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We're only as sick
as our secrets, big brother.
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Where'd you get that?Alcoholics Anonymous saying.
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Are you...?
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No, no, no. I just like
dating women in recovery.
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Why is that?
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Less pressure.
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They hate themselves
before they sleep with me.
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Come on. What's the deal?
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Fine. I met somebody.
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In Nigeria?
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No.
Then where?
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In the hospital.
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That nurse you were looking for.
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Yeah.
[laughs]:
Oh.
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So, she's Nigerian, then?
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Yeah.
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Just to be clear, we're not
talking African-American,
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we're talking, like,
African-African?
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Or just African.
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Right.
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Looking at a map,
where's Nigeria?
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Between Benin and Cameroon.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Now I know.
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By the way, you and her,
it'll never work.
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Why not?
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Bob. Bob. Bob.
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[sighs]
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A bird may love a fish,
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but where will they build
a home together?
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Is that more words to live by
from women in recovery?
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Actually, that's from
Fiddler on the Roof.
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Which I saw
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'cause I was dating
a Jewish girl
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who was also in recovery,
so, yeah, I guess.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hey, Abishola.
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How's it going with Bob?
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Huh-- how do you know about Bob?
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My God.
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You told the bus driver?
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I told everybody.
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In this terrible world
that we live in,
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people need to hear good news.
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You need to stop
telling people my business.
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Okay, okay.
Thank you.
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I put it on my Facebook.
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I got 75 likes.
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Take it down.
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Why?
I'm excited for you
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and so are 75 people
you don't know.
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I just need you to stop talking
and respect my privacy.
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[scoffs] Stop talking?
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As you wish.
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Don't be like that.
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Like what? I'm just
respecting your privacy.
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Mm. Richard,
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did you know that Kemi
is single?
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Working late?
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Yup.
Me, too.
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Thank God for caffeine
and Adderall, huh?
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You're still taking that stuff?
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Oh, yeah. It, uh, helps with my
attention deficit disorder.
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Well, I guess that's good,
but be careful,
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you don't want to start
depending on it.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Nothing. I'll see you later.
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Oh, hey, Bob?
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You want to keep your
personal life personal,
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don't talk about it
with Douglas.
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Aw, damn it.
You're right. Stupid.
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And speaking of stupid, are you
out of your freaking mind?
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What?
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Bob, you spent 12 years
married to a woman
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who shared everything
with you.
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I mean, you ate the same foods,
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you enjoyed
the same movies,
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hell, you kind of
looked the same.
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Not at the beginning.
She turned into me.
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Well, my point is, you still
couldn't make the marriage work.
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How do you think
it's gonna go
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if you get involved with someone
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you have absolutely nothing
in common with?
261
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,712
Well, did you ever stop
to consider
262
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,888
that maybe opposites attract?
263
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:15,239
Baloney.
Opposites avoid each other.
264
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,588
They hate each other.
265
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,896
They stab each other
with steak knives.
266
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,812
Feels like we should be talking
about your failed marriage.
267
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,771
Why would you say that?
268
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,425
Well, you stabbed
your ex-husband
269
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,123
in the ass with a steak knife.
270
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:33,170
Like you've never
made a mistake!
271
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,043
Good talk. Love you!Drop dead, Bob!
272
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,796
E karo,Goodwin. E karo,Mr. Wheeler.
273
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,320
Have you seen
your lady friend again?Not yet,
274
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,365
but we have plans
to have tea tomorrow.
275
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,933
How do you say "tea"
in her language?
276
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,935
Tii. Tii.
277
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,415
Perfect.
278
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,157
Look at me, trying to date
a woman from Nigeria.
279
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,593
You are pressing the envelope.
280
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,814
E karo. E karo.
281
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,990
Karo.
282
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,992
E karo, Mr. Wheeler.
283
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:19,782
Hey, Mr. Wheeler.
284
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,750
O dabo.
285
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,451
[knocking on door][door opens]
286
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,280
Bob, got a minute?
Yeah.
287
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,238
I just spoke
to Douglas.
288
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,153
[groans]
289
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,502
There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
290
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,895
I think
it's wonderful.
291
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,636
Really?
Absolutely.
292
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,638
You have my
complete support.
293
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,466
Wow, thanks, Mom.
294
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,511
You're welcome,
honey.
295
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,906
[door closes]I don't know if I
ever told you this,
296
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,603
but I used to hang
around the clubs
297
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,736
back when Motown Records
was getting started.
298
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,694
Is that so?Oh, yeah.
299
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,479
Of course, that was before
I met your father.
300
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,177
There were a couple
of night spots in Detroit
301
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,398
where you could spend time
with the actual musicians.
302
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:13,314
Okay...
303
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,882
Not to brag, but your mom
sang a little harmony
304
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,449
with two Temptations and a Pip.
305
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,583
Good story. Thanks.
306
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,716
You remember that song
"You Can't Hurry Love"?
307
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,849
None of them did.
308
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,463
[knocking on window]Hello.
309
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:45,868
Oh, yeah, that is one
very funky gallbladder.
310
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,261
Sponge stick.
311
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438
Thank you.
312
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:54,659
So, Abishola, I hear there's
a new fellow in your life now.
313
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,226
[giggles]
[stammers]
314
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,401
Where did you hear this?
315
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,099
Oh, a little bird told me.
316
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,404
Forceps.
317
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,320
Does this little bird
have a Facebook page?
318
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,714
Yes, and a Snapchat.
319
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,065
Oh, my God.
320
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,720
You know, my brother
married a white girl.
321
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:15,506
She became a Hindu, wore a sari,
did everything right.
322
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,595
It was still a disaster.
323
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,771
I am not marrying anyone.
324
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,816
Well, if you do,
325
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,513
don't count on your family
326
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,428
to provide much
in the way of support.
327
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,039
To this day, my mother refuses
328
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,389
to be in the same room
with Betty Jo.
329
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,826
I got you,
330
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,915
you slippery bastard.
331
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,918
Hot potato. [chuckles]
332
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,312
Okay,
let's sew him up.
333
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,752
I hope you're happy.
334
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,188
How can I not be?
335
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,843
I'm making green Jell-O
for hundreds of sick people.
336
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,845
Because of you,
337
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,065
everybody in this hospital
now knows about me and Bob.
338
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,501
I'm sorry.
339
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:56,199
I did as you asked,
I took down the Facebook page,
340
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940
and I returned
the GoFundMe money
341
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,899
for your bachelorette party.
342
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,641
Mm-mm. More sugar.
343
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,167
Well, people are still talking.
344
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,910
Because they are rooting
for you. People love love.
345
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,521
There is no love.
346
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,871
[scoffs]
Give it time.
347
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:20,223
I didn't really love my husband
until after he was dead.
348
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,834
I know you want the best for me.
349
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,141
I'm asking,
please leave it alone.
350
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:29,929
Okay, consider it
left and alone.
351
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,147
Thank you.
352
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,371
I can't believe this is what
you are feeding the patients.
353
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:41,331
Are you joking? This is the
healthiest thing on the menu.
354
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,399
Mum?
Hmm?
355
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,791
Are you okay?
356
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,403
Yes, uh, just tired.
357
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,188
Can I ask you a question?Make it quick.
358
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,625
Are you going to marry
the sock man?
359
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,456
Of course not.
Where did you hear that?
360
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,415
Cousin Yemisi sent me
a Facebook message.
361
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,026
Ah, they are talking
about it in London?
362
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,898
Amsterdam. They're on holiday.
363
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:30,380
Oh, my God.
Stay off the Facebook, please.
364
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,034
It's also on Twitter.
365
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,645
Stay off all of it.
366
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,820
Okay.
367
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,998
What should I tell my dad?
368
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,784
Your father has another family
and he lives in Lagos.
369
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,003
This is none of his business.
370
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,831
Yes, Mum.
371
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,833
Have you been talking
to him about it?
372
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,096
Not anymore.
373
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:57,451
E karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.
374
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,931
Your tii.Your tii.
375
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,455
Hello, Bob.
Hey!
376
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:05,981
Uh, e karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.
377
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,897
Yes, e karo,
but I cannot stay.
378
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,941
Why not?
379
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,074
I have decided
380
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,337
that it is not right
for us to be...
381
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:20,648
I do not know what we are,
but we cannot be... it.
382
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,432
I don't understand.
383
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:26,001
You are a very nice man,
and I am sorry,
384
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,350
but this is what has to happen.
385
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,401
O dabo.
386
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,718
[speaking Yoruba]
387
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,173
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