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Dele, we're going to be late.
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We need to get to church
before the Awolowos.
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They are pew hoppers.
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I never thought
I'd be a church guy.
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And I'm very proud of you.
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Well, between the food
and the juicy gossip,
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it's not as miserable
as I thought.
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You should be going to church
because you'll be welcomed
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into the kingdom of heaven.
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Yeah, that's good, too.
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By the way, did you know
Ife's not even Nigerian?
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- No.
- Eh?
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Keep it under your gele.
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Karo.
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E karo, Mummy.
You look lovely.
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BOB:
Oh, look at this stud.
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You going to church
or the Met Gala?
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Thank you.
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You could not just
let me have my moment?
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Sorry.
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DOTTIE:
So, what do we think--
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am I gonna pull focus
from the pastor?
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You look wonderful.
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I'm glad you
decided to come.
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You invited her?
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Well, you said it was
the best part of your week.
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I wanted to see what
all the fuss was about.
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That's just great.
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Are you even allowed
in the church?
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Bob. We have to go.
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Dele, get in the car.
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Move your ass, Bobby.
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I'm not sure I should go.
I'm not feeling great.
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She's a nurse.
It never works.
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Let's go.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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♪ I've got the
joy, joy, joy, joy ♪
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[loudly]: ♪ Down in my heart ♪
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♪ Down in
my heart ♪
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♪ Down in my heart ♪
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♪ I've got the joy ♪
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♪ Joy, joy, joy ♪
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♪ Down in my heart ♪
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♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪
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♪ I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy... ♪
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I know we have to deal with her,
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but why inflict her
on innocent people?
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She's communicating with God.
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Maybe she could ask
Him why He hates me.
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♪ Down in my heart ♪
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♪ Down in my heart ♪
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♪ To stay! ♪
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Hello, brothers and sisters.
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What a beautiful day.
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For who?
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Let us welcome any new visitors
who have chosen
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to spend their Sunday
with us.
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Oh, you're too kind.
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This isn't your night
at the Copa, Mom.
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- Ow.
- Leave your mother alone.
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She's only doing it
for attention.
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That's why she's wearing
that stupid hat.
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- Ow!
- I gave her that hat.
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Now it is time
to give back to the Lord.
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If you do not have any cash,
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do not worry.
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There's a brand-new ATM
in the lobby.
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The first round
of forgiveness is on me.
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I see God is not the only one
who makes it rain.
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So much more generous
than your son.
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All right.
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That ought to cover my sins.
I had a hell of a weekend.
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Oopsie, I said hell.
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Maybe we could just
tell people she's
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some crazy lady
we picked up off the street.
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I am proud of her.
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You should be, too.
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- Can I get a hallelujah?
- Hallelujah.
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What? She's fun.
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Oh, Kofo,
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I love what you have done
with the place. [chuckles]
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For dinner, a delicious
stockfish stew.
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[smooth jazz starts playing]
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And a buttery Chardonnay.
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You spoil you.[knocking]
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UNCLE TUNDE:
It's your landlord.[music stops]
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You have a
noise problem!
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Your music is not loud enough.
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Uncle, I was just enjoying
some alone time...
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Okay, please come in.
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Oh, I-I wanted to get a glimpse
of your new digs.
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[chuckles]
It is not quite finished.
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Picture sophisticated
artwork on the walls
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and a karaoke machine
in the corner.
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Oh. Well, I am going to
- have to hire a contractor.
- Why?
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Because when I sing
into that machine,
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I will blow the roof
off this place.
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Do I smell stockfish?
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Well, my mother sent me
a housewarming package
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from Nigeria.
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I also brought a gift.
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- Oh, Uncle, you did not have to.
- Of course I did.
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We are practically roommates.
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Well, thank you for coming by.
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I am sure you are busy.
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As soon as I got a whiff
of that stockfish,
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my schedule opened up.
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I will get another bowl.
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Oh, and a better beer.
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I-I don't care for these.
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Morning, morning.
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- Morning.
- Morning, Kemi.
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- How was your weekend?
- Wonderful.
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Chukwuemeka and I
celebrated our engagement
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by drinking mimosas bottomless.
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You mean bottomless mimosas.
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I said it right.
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No, you...
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Ew.
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I took my mother-in-law
to church and saved her soul.
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Um, seeing as it was me
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who first brought you
to our church,
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technically,
I saved Dottie's soul.
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Please tell her
she's very welcome.
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Fine, we are both
model Christians.
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I'm not sure
bragging about it's
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- very Christian.
- You don't think
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Jesus boasted when he
fed all those people
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with one loaf of bread?
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How else did the
story get out?
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You should come with us
this Sunday.
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I have a church, thank you.
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You only go on holidays.
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I don't have to go every week.
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My mother always told me
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there's no wrong way
to love God.
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That is a nice sentiment.
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But it is nonsense.
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Let me take you
to prayer group.
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I think you would love
our fellowship luncheon.
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I'm good.
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You are pushing
too hard.
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I could get you in the choir.
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We could use your husky voice.
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Stop saving her.
I will save her.
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You already saved someone
this week, it is my turn!
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You getting commission
- or something?
- No.
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But it's not a bad idea.
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I will mention it
to the pastor.
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I will mention it
- to the pastor!
- Oh...
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Gloria? Gloria.
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Somebody stop that woman!
She needs Jesus!
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Hello, Pastor, it is Abishola.
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♪ Our house ♪
Boom, boom, boom.
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♪ In the middle
of our street ♪
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♪ My apartment ♪
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
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♪ In the middle of my... ♪Hello.
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Oluwa mi o!
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So, last night I noticed
your toilet was running,
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so I fixed it.
[chuckles]
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Uh, listen.
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I just went,
and you don't hear a thing.
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Thank you, Uncle.
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I did not know
you are such a handyman.
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Or that you could
legally enter my apartment
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without my knowledge.[knocking]
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Uh, it is open.
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No, no, I prefer
my guests knock.
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- Mr. Wheeler.
- Hey, fellas.
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Olu said this is where
the party was.
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Hey, nice place.
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Ah, we like it.
[chuckles]
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Oh, you are just in time.
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I was about to crack open
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some of Kofo's nice whiskey.
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I-I was saving that
for a special occasion.
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Look around, my friend.
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BOB:
Fantastic. I need a place
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where I can get away
from all the crap at home
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and just hang with the guys.
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Uh, perhaps a sports bar.
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Are you and Abishola
having problems?
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No, no, we're great.
It's my mom
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I want to suffocate
in her sleep.
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Oh, that is a relief.
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I've tried being polite,
but she won't take a hint.
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Some people are
completely oblivious
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to when they have overstayed
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- their welcome.
- Welcome?
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I didn't invite her, she just
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came over and never left.
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That is awful.
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Yes, it is.
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You must set boundaries
for your own peace of mind.
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Get clear on what you need,
and demand it.
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You're right. I need to not
worry about hurting feelings
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and just come out with it.
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I would really like
some alone time.
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That was perfect.
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Say it just like that, Bob,
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you will not be ignored.
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Hey, Ma.
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Hey. I'm making Olu's
egusi soup recipe
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for the potluck.
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Look at me--
I'm practically Nigerian.
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Yeah, I don't think they use
Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce.
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- I'm doing my take on it.
- There's no take.
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It's their culture.
You don't think sometimes
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I want to throw
a little ranch on the suya?
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But I don't,
because I'm a guest.
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Well, I just want
to be involved.
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You know, sing in
the church choir,
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go to the picnics,
and what's that thing
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where everybody gets together
to study the Bible?
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- Bible study?
- Yeah, that.
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I got you something.
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First Christian Church,
Agape Lutheran.
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[scoffs]
A brochure for horse racing?
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I'm just giving you options
to fill your Sundays.
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You ever do paint and sip?
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But I like our church.
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Plus, I'm already
in the hole 500 bucks.
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Well, how about
I write you a check
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and you go Jesus hunting
someplace else?
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I didn't realize you hated
being around me so much.
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I'm not saying that.
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I thought we were
having a good time.
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Everybody was happy
for me to be there
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except for my own son.
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They are happy.
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Please leave them alone
so they can stay that way.
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You know what,
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you can have
your church back.
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- Thank you.
- In fact, I'll do
you one better.
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I'll get out of your
frickin' house.
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Aw, don't be so dramatic.
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Where are you gonna go?
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Bobby threw me out.
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Oh, well, you always
have a home here.
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Both in my arms and my abode.
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I will be a pillar
of strength in...
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Would you just let me in?
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Right this way.
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Get my bag.
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The cost reports are outrageous.
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Well, that's what happens
when you open a factory.
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You got to spend money
to make money.
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But when are we going
to make money?
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Just hang in there.
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We'll be out of the red
in six months.
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Give or take six months.
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That's right, have faith.
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But not too much faith.
Bobby doesn't like that.
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Mom, can you get under my skin
after the meeting?
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I'll put it in my calendar.
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Douglas, the new hires
start next week.
257
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,738
Make sure you have all
- the intake paperwork ready.
- Yep.
258
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,392
Also made an orientation video.
259
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,959
Went a little over budget,
260
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,700
but we'll just hire
one less guy.
261
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,485
What do you think
of these throw pillows?
262
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,139
Oh, those would look
great in the living room.
263
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,880
- They're on sale.
- Oh, we should get 'em.
264
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,490
Guys.
265
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:25,494
Oh, excuse us, your majesty.
266
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,800
Everyone,
267
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,324
Bob Wheeler is speaking.
268
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,894
You know, Mom, you're welcome
to stay at my house, too.
269
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,547
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
270
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,027
What are you doing?
271
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,855
I'm your little brother.
I like to piss you off.
272
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,291
GOODWIN:
Let's talk about
273
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,945
the shipments for next week.
274
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,817
We got to try and cut
our turnaround time.
275
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,079
I don't want to
pay people to hang out.
276
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,297
DOTTIE:
I got a hankering
277
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,038
for tacos tonight.
278
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:51,172
What do you say-- you want
to head down Mexico way?
279
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,043
Ooh, sí, señorita.
280
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,088
Where you going?
281
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,829
Just, uh, give me a second.
282
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:01,095
[screaming]
283
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,925
All right,
let's ship some socks.
284
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,235
[humming a tune]
285
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,759
Hello.
286
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,891
[continues humming]
287
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,373
A little cheery for someone who
just switched out a catheter.
288
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,070
Did you get another
doctor fired?
289
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,072
No.
290
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,205
Did a white patient pronounce
your name correctly?
291
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,120
No, I had a normal morning
292
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,338
with Bob, Dele, and Mummy.
293
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,383
And after they left,
294
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,733
I had a little time to myself.
295
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,388
Oh, nice to relax before work.
296
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,173
Yes. I organized
the kitchen drawers,
297
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,001
cleaned out the pantry
298
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,743
and got rid of a pesky clog
in the shower drain.
299
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,354
- Ooh, sounds magical.
- Yes.
300
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,747
Ah-ha.
301
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:45,748
What?
302
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,924
You usually have some anecdote
303
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,753
about your mother-in-law eating
an omelet in an open robe.
304
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,538
Oh, stop making me
picture stuff.
305
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,411
It seems Dottie's absence
has put pep in your step.
306
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,369
You're step
is normally pep-less.
307
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,809
When my mother moved to Hawaii,
my skin cleared up,
308
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,027
I slept better,
309
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,376
my cholesterol went down.
310
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,248
I could even have dairy again.
311
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,250
Well, I am not like you.
312
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,468
I would never be happy
313
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,296
that Bob
disrespected his mother.
314
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,298
Oh. Okay then.
315
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:17,084
Call her, tell her
to move back in.
316
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,738
Okay.
317
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,746
Oh, my God,
I'm a terrible person.
318
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,052
Welcome to
the dark side,
319
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,360
where we eat cheese
and look amazing.
320
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,365
And that was when I knew
321
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,323
I could rewire anything.
322
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,891
I was six.
323
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,285
You said the story
was about college.
324
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,590
I'm getting there.
325
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,157
[knocking]
326
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,725
Oh, did you order dinner,
you rascal?
327
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:53,468
No, it must be an
unexpected visitor.
328
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,081
Oh. Hello, cousin.
How unexpected.
329
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,432
Kofo, I am here spontaneously.
330
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,608
Goodwin,
331
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,653
you came in the middle
332
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,133
of a very interesting story.
333
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,438
But don't worry,
334
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,831
I will start again.
335
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,181
Perhaps first we
should let Goodwin
336
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,314
tell us why he is here.
337
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,577
It is a good thing I am here.
338
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,884
You have work tomorrow.
339
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,712
You cannot afford
to spend your evenings
340
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,802
talking until the wee hours.
341
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:26,327
But I am having
so much fun.
342
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,676
Of course you are.
343
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,331
He's a wonderful storyteller.
344
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,420
But I cannot allow it.
345
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,988
I am sorry Uncle Tunde,
346
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,817
but you must leave.
347
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,775
Okay, well, you
are the bad guy.
348
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,603
[chuckles] Well,
349
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,735
I suppose I should
be getting home.
350
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,042
I'll be back for movie night
351
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,784
when Mr. Buzzkill is not around.
352
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,007
[door closes]
353
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,184
Thank you for
coming to my rescue.
354
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,881
He would not
stop talking.
355
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,317
I tried to take a toilet break
356
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,190
but he continued to tell
the story through the door.
357
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,714
I am glad to be
the person you call
358
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,324
when you need to be chastised.
359
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,850
This is very nice.
360
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,242
Thank you, cousin.
361
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,027
I am proud of you, Kofo.
362
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,637
Congratulations.
363
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,422
Are you going to watch
the Arsenal game?
364
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,294
- No.
- Well, I am.
365
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,948
Put it on.
366
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,780
Kaale, Mama Ebun.
367
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,999
I need you to get my suitcase
368
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,479
down from the attic.
369
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,350
I have decided to
throw myself out on the street
370
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,699
before you do.
371
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,527
I don't think
it was unreasonable
372
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,008
to ask my mom for some space.
373
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,489
You have made sacrifices
since her stroke.
374
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,620
- Yes.
- You invited her
375
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,187
into your home.
376
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,928
You rearranged
your life for her.
377
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:46,929
- Thank you.
- But...
378
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,713
Here it comes.
379
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:49,845
...have you ever thought about
380
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,586
what your mother has given up?
381
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,283
Pretty sure
you're gonna tell me.
382
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,937
Now that she is healthy,
383
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,026
she spends
much of her time alone.
384
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,333
Well, I can't devote
every second of my life to her.
385
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,422
She knows that,
which is why she went
386
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,814
- searching for fellowship.
- Well why does she
387
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,773
have to find it at my church?
388
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,863
I just got them to stop
calling me White Bob.
389
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,605
It is not easy to have
390
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,781
your circumstances
change suddenly
391
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,783
and find yourself
as a permanent guest
392
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,524
in your child's home.
393
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,961
We're not just talking about
my mom anymore, are we?
394
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,095
Who else would we
be talking about?
395
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,619
Well, it sounds like you're
feeling a little unwanted.
396
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,099
So you are kicking me out?
397
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,927
No, I'm trying to be sensitive.
398
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,667
- Go get the suitcase!
- I'm not doing it!
399
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:30,886
You're here till you die!
400
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,810
Mm, let's have some more.
401
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,421
It's a slumber party.
We can be bad.
402
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,206
What are you, 12?
403
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,598
[knocking]
404
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,643
You know, you wouldn't
let me have
405
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,123
any more ice cream then, either.
406
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,689
You're welcome.
407
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,953
Someone had to save you
from the chub club.
408
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,131
Oh, hey, guys. Come on in.
409
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,003
What, moving across town
wasn't far enough for you?
410
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,352
Well, I'm not
going to Canada.
411
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,007
Those people give me the creeps.
412
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,966
Did you miss this?
413
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,230
I'm sorry about what I said.
414
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,058
I was being selfish.
415
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,321
And disrespectful.
And blasphemous.
416
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,452
Honey, I got this.
417
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,150
If you want to go to church,
418
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,325
you can do that.
419
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,327
I love you
and I'm always happy
420
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,546
to have you around.
Please come home, Mom.
421
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,461
Oh, that is so nice.
422
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,420
I'll get your bag.
423
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,725
Thank you for
saying that, Bobby,
424
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,423
but I'm gonna stay.
425
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,641
- What?
- What?
426
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,079
You deserve to
live your life
427
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,776
without me being around 24-7.
428
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,560
Only if that's
what you really want.
429
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,041
You've taken care
of me long enough.
430
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:45,134
We're gonna have a
blast, aren't we honey?
431
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,657
[weakly]:
Uh-huh.
432
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:50,052
♪ I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy ♪
433
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,097
♪ Down in
my heart. ♪
434
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,707
What the hell just happened?
435
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,317
I got my house back.
436
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,753
No, wait, come on.
437
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,407
Can't we
do, like,
438
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,235
a joint custody thing?
Like, every other weekend?
439
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,845
You'll be fine.
440
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,282
Please reach out
if you need any advice.
441
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,892
Yeah, or don't.
442
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,155
Please, don't
leave me.
443
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:08,810
Want to grab some dinner?
444
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,029
I could go for
something with cheese.
445
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,860
Oh, my God.
446
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,086
DOTTIE:
Look, everybody,
447
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175
I rounded up another soul.
448
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,091
It's like
I'm looking at the past
449
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,441
and the future at the same time.
450
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,313
Be nice, that could
have been you.
451
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,532
Oh, you both look wonderful.
452
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,013
We spent my whole Saturday
453
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,797
shopping for church outfits.
454
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,060
Who needs to see friends
455
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,279
when you have a dressing room
at Chico's?
456
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,456
Next week we're doing fuchsia.
457
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,676
[gasps] Tunde, next week,
we are all doing fuchsia.
458
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,635
The one color that
makes me look puffy.
459
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,812
♪ ♪
460
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,164
♪ What a friend ♪
461
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:03,038
♪ We have in Jesus ♪
462
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,128
♪ All our sins ♪
463
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,349
♪ And griefs to bear ♪
464
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,872
You're a guest
here, honey.
465
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:11,873
You don't sing.
466
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,962
♪ What a privilege... ♪
467
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,790
Can I get a hallelujah?
468
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,313
Hallelujah.
469
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,969
♪ Carry ♪
470
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,407
♪ Everything to God ♪
471
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:28,368
♪ In prayer. ♪
472
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,856
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