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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:03,767 欢迎收看《听我的电波吧》 2 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:07,767 莳绘说出自己被亲生哥哥软禁了六年的惊人事实 3 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:11,467 并表示现在获得自由有了新的目标却不肯说出是什么目标 4 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:14,767 在美奈玲和中原不在的时候又接了一通神秘电话 5 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:17,300 似乎还是怀抱着许多秘密 6 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,900 就在这时候店长宝田出院 7 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,367 与莳绘的哥哥亨一同出现在 VOYAGER 8 00:00:23,367 --> 00:00:25,133 莳绘... 9 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:26,667 哥 10 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,500 今晚美奈玲的动向如何？ 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,467 以上前情提要由 RHYMESTER 宇多丸播报 12 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,800 千万别错过本集《听我的电波吧》 13 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:42,933 你在干嘛啦 14 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:45,133 哥快放手 15 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:48,500 不要让我的店变成凶案现场啊 16 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,367 你给我清醒一点 17 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,367 非常抱歉 18 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,700 我怎么会做出这种事... 19 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,267 你没事吧？ 20 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:06,367 还活着 21 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:10,433 我从以前遇到跟我妹有关的事就会冲动得控制不住自己... 22 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:14,667 哥你到底要给店里添多少麻烦 23 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:15,800 对不起 24 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,100 谢谢你们 25 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,400 这样我就能冷静下来了 26 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,233 你这样反而会冷静啊 27 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:34,233 请问你今天来有什么事吗？ 28 00:01:34,233 --> 00:01:36,067 因为宝田先生出院了 29 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,800 我直接来向他致歉 30 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,067 也是来谈舍妹今后的事 31 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,100 什么今后的事？ 32 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:45,233 莳绘 33 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,200 妳也该回家来了吧 34 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:49,167 我不要 35 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:50,467 什么？ 36 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:53,967 我不想再被哥剥夺自由了 37 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:56,800 每扇窗户都被你封死 38 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,267 大门也从外面上了门闩 39 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:01,900 我死都不想再回到那个家了 40 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,733 上什么门闩又不是江户时代的大牢 41 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:08,533 城华小姐妳是怎么从家里跑出来的 42 00:02:09,033 --> 00:02:10,633 我是... 43 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,967 用哥藏起来的电锯... 44 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:20,867 居然还有电锯这是什么真实密室逃脱 45 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:23,067 你们兄妹未免戏剧化过头了吧 46 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:26,000 我这么做全都是为了我妹妹 47 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,367 我有义务代替身故的双亲守护她让她过得幸福 48 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:33,167 你所谓要我过得幸福 49 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:38,600 就是跟有稳定职业的男生相亲结婚之类的吧 50 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:44,033 你认定了我没有能力靠自己开拓人生... 51 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,767 我都是为妳好啊 52 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:50,100 哥我不是你眼中的小孩子了 53 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,400 而且... 54 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,200 我现在离家出走借住在这位中原先生家 55 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,367 妳說什么 56 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,500 是这样吗中原 57 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,000 这是误会 58 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,833 我姊姊和外甥女也住在我家不是单独跟她住 59 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,267 你看 60 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:08,400 "妳好我是中原中也的姊姊" 61 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,533 你已经把她介绍给家人了？ 62 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:12,400 不是啦 63 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,033 我知道了 64 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,333 阿亨担心莳绘 65 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:18,133 莳绘想要自食其力 66 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:20,267 那我有个好办法 67 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,033 什么好办法 68 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:24,733 就请阿亨来我们店里工作 69 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:25,933 反正我的手还没完全好 70 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:29,167 这样阿亨也能待在莳绘身边 71 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,067 可以吗 72 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,567 我才不要 73 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:37,267 而且店长这间店五个员工太多了吧 74 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:40,400 四个啊鼓田小姐被开除了 75 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,133 等一下我怎么突然就被开除了 76 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,467 才不突然 77 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:48,233 妳可别說妳忘记我住院时发生了什么事喔 78 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:51,933 祝您早日康复喔店长 79 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,700 等我回到店里第一件事就是开除妳 80 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,167 马上开除 81 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,233 那是你昏迷的时候梦到的吧 82 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:03,433 我根本不知道什么盐渍鲑鱼 83 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:07,067 出车祸昏迷最好是会梦到那么腥的东西啦 84 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:09,200 莳绘 85 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,467 莳绘妳要去哪里 86 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:15,600 我现在有人生目标 87 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,800 我绝对不会再听哥的了 88 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:23,333 城华小姐 89 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,367 拜托你们把我妹妹带回来 90 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,333 妹妹啊 91 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:30,133 给我闭嘴你这个妹控监禁犯 92 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:34,300 我现在可是被你害得生活又要过不下去了 93 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:41,600 城华小姐等一下 94 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:46,000 对不起给你们添麻烦了 95 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,233 这是无所谓啦 96 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:50,167 但妳还是跟妳哥哥好好谈一谈吧 97 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:52,600 不要像这样逃避 98 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,700 我今天要去一个地方 99 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,300 我跟人约好了 100 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,167 这么晚了耶 101 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,000 我会晚一点回去 102 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,367 不过你不用担心 103 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,800 我先走了 104 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,367 她哥哥该怎么办呢 105 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:16,800 那就跟平常一样啰 106 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:21,533 对啊后半想要多聊一点前半尽量帮我控制一下 107 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:22,567 基本上就照平常那样 108 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:26,467 那我觉得开头这个鸡蛋涨价的新闻可以跳过不用聊 109 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:27,233 打扰了 110 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:28,367 穴熊的两位西木先生 111 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:30,333 投稿者 JOKER 到了 112 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,200 来啦？ 113 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,833 -带进来吧 -是 114 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,567 你说是女的对吧？ 115 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:38,433 笔名叫 JOKER 加上投稿的内容我还以为一定是男的呢 116 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:41,633 电话上听起来是个文静的小姐 117 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,433 她说笔名是把本名的姓氏改个念法 ("城华"又读作”JOU-KA") 118 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:48,600 -请进 -好的打扰了 119 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,933 不会吧 120 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:53,500 是个大美女啊 121 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:56,500 你们好 122 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,100 我是"JOKER 司康斯基" 123 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,733 本名叫城华莳绘 124 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:04,500 (听我的电波吧) 125 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,300 请多指教 126 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:22,167 瑞穗 127 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,500 不要吓我嘛 128 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,167 我被叫来开会就看到妳在那边偷笑 129 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,167 妳在听什么？ 130 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:31,867 昨天播出的"穴熊禁猎时间" 131 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:34,567 是谐星"穴熊泰治"主持的节目 132 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,400 我是没听过啦有这么好玩吗？ 133 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,800 这可是播出三年的热门节目耶 134 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,800 富美说昨天这一集堪称神回 135 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,600 -辛苦了 -嗨 136 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,067 妳听"穴禁"了吗？ 137 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:47,400 听了这一集的听众好厉害喔 138 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,233 对吧 139 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:51,633 这个"JOKER"一定马上就会被找去了 140 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:52,833 等等... 141 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,267 听众很厉害是什么意思？ 142 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:56,267 厉害的不是穴熊吗？ 143 00:06:56,967 --> 00:07:00,833 "穴禁"的制作方式不太一样 144 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:04,667 一般的广播节目是一集会采用许多听众投稿 145 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:10,600 "穴熊禁猎时间" 一集只录取一则听众投稿 146 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:16,800 不过录取条件是要设计好节目播出一小时的所有单元 147 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,900 音乐烦恼咨询大喜利短剧 148 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,467 要安排什么单元都可以 149 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:25,567 听众投稿字数破万听说是常态 150 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:32,533 导播和穴熊以投稿为骨干加以发挥完成一整集的广播节目 151 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:35,300 告诉我们你们想听什么样的节目 152 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,267 就让我们帮你们实现 153 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:41,733 穴熊泰治的"穴熊禁猎时间" 154 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:50,600 是也有人说他们丢给外行人想题材是在偷懒啦 155 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,300 不过主持人功力不够是不可能实现的 156 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:59,667 最重要的是他们的用意是要培养广播节目作家 157 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,500 这次的听众投稿这么有意思啊？ 158 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,267 对 159 00:08:03,267 --> 00:08:05,600 这次的听众叫"JOKER 司康斯基" 160 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,667 投稿内容超前卫的 161 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:13,300 是"只用监狱受刑人做的家具" "做整体搭配"的主题 162 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,600 是所有细节都藏着伏笔的悬疑广播剧 163 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,467 最后那个颠覆一切的结尾真的是太神了 164 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,900 结尾是怎样？ 165 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,333 这个妳要自己听啦 166 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,200 有什么关系我想知道告诉我嘛 167 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,000 还有一开始念错讯息 168 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,767 差点要对亲生哥哥使出背部破坏技那段 169 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:37,633 那边我真的要笑死了 170 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,367 是怎么发展到那边去的？ 171 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,700 我该走了辛苦妳们了 172 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,067 美奈玲小姐我们也该去开会了 173 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,433 故事的结尾是什么啊 174 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:49,367 妳想用"穴禁"的制作方式？ 175 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:52,600 对我看瑞穗跟富美都很喜欢 176 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,533 每一次都要想题材我也很累啊 177 00:08:55,533 --> 00:09:00,400 妳根本就只是每一次都见招拆招结果拆出一堆状况而已吧 178 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,733 上星期靠久连木的脚本救火现在妳打算靠听众吗？ 179 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:06,800 会出状况搞到要靠久连木先生还不全都是你害的 180 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,700 而且我现在遇到危机了 181 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:12,167 原本没事继续做的打工现在又要被开除了 182 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:14,300 车祸住院的店长回来了吗 183 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,933 对我现在超级后悔不该在他住院时跟他杠上 184 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,433 因为他还没完全康复所以我现在算是缓刑中 185 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:23,667 但我光要找新的打工就要忙死了 186 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,067 话是这么说 187 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:30,433 光靠听众投稿就要撑完一集节目也没那么简单啊 188 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:36,033 上次一面跟棕熊搏斗一面回信听众回响不错 189 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,300 也是因为有脚本的关系 190 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,367 还是要看投稿的内容吧 191 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,933 瑞穗妳說呢 192 00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:45,200 不知道算不算有趣不过奇怪的咨询信是有不少 193 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:50,667 "你好我是在专门学校进修的丑男" 194 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:53,133 "我的女朋友总是香香的" 195 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:56,167 "常常有蝴蝶会飞到她身边" 196 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:59,167 "不只飞过来还会在她身上产卵" 197 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:02,633 "美奈玲小姐我的女朋友是天女吗" 198 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:03,567 关我屁事 199 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,667 这是什么乱七八糟的东西 200 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:10,600 不过这种玩哏的投稿都只会出现在谐星主持的节目 201 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,067 我认为这就是美奈玲小姐的人德 202 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:14,200 我一点都不高兴 203 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,500 我不想跟谐星主持人比也不需要这种莫名其妙的人德 204 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:24,167 如果妳真的想做听众投稿回信我也是不会阻止妳啦 205 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,500 但听众对妳的期待应该不是这个吧 206 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,067 那大家到底对我有什么期待 207 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:35,267 当然是反王道而行走邪魔歪道路线的广播节目啊 208 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:39,333 突发状况意外连连游走在放送事故边缘的东西 209 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,367 那是你个人的期望吧 210 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:45,200 非常抱歉我下次会完美背叛大家的期待 211 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,667 用王道的听众回信单元交出漂亮的成绩 212 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,567 城华小姐 213 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,700 -辛苦啦 -鼓田小姐 214 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,900 -出来采买吗？ -对彩椒不够了 215 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,433 跟我说一声我回店里的路上买就好了啊 216 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:05,067 不好意思喔我最近下午常常跑出来 217 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:05,900 没关系 218 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,567 我的节目根本不用开什么会电话上讲讲就好了嘛 219 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:12,733 那个昭和年代的大叔什么事都要当面讲 220 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:15,000 真受不了他 221 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,033 那个... 222 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:24,800 妳的脚踏车可以借我骑骑看吗 223 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,733 这个吗？可以啊 224 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:28,500 谢谢 225 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,567 小心...没事吧？ 226 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,567 妳不会骑脚踏车吗？ 227 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,500 我运动神经不太好 228 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,400 不好意思 229 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:52,400 我以前要学的时候被我哥阻止了 230 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,800 果然很难呢... 231 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,200 要变得跟鼓田小姐一样 232 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,967 跟我一样是怎样？ 233 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:22,400 辛苦了 234 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,833 您辛苦了 235 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,433 -那个... -叫我治郎就好 236 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,800 -这给妳 -谢谢 237 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,333 妳好拼喔 238 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:38,133 咖喱店下班之后还来电台写稿 239 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:44,000 我现在借住在同事家所以很感谢你们让我在这里写稿 240 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,667 我明明就不是专业人士还挪出空间让我用 241 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,933 要谢就谢西木导播吧 242 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:55,333 他知道"JOKER 司康斯基" 想成为专业作家真的很开心 243 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,067 也是真心想要培训妳 244 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:02,233 我也不确定自己能不能成为专业作家 245 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,567 借我看看 246 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,767 好 247 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,767 很有意思啊 248 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:19,500 我好歹是谐星对别人的段子是不会客气的 249 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,633 谢谢您 250 00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:28,267 -不过... -怎么了？ 251 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,833 我听西木先生说 252 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:37,633 有许多听众都希望成为节目作家 253 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:42,200 但大部分的人都因为家庭因素放弃了 254 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:47,400 我也是没让家人知道 255 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,467 有什么苦衷的话就说给我听吧 256 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,900 一起去吃个饭也好 257 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,867 不我今天差不多该回去了 258 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,400 是吗 259 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,367 有什么想说的再告诉我吧 260 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,133 谢谢您 261 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,367 久等了Ｂ套餐 262 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:13,067 后生可畏啊 263 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,433 我懂妳烦闷的心情 264 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,433 什么？ 265 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:22,500 你们网站上城华小姐的评价非常好喔 266 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:28,633 看来是我上次为她调的春药香料起了作用吧 267 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,400 我们是看在妳是常客的份上睁只眼闭只眼 268 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,567 一般来说做出那种事是可以直接禁止妳光顾的 269 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:39,833 所以我准备了最适合妳的咖喱食谱来跟你们赔罪啊 270 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:43,567 "为时运不济的你开运" "时来运转黄金姜黄咖喱"如何 271 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,967 大白天的咖喱店妳在这边又屎又黄金的对吗 272 00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:47,800 不用了 273 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,867 (新来的城华小姐服务态度超好) (长得又漂亮太完美了) 274 00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:58,400 什么时候... 275 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,233 我都快要被开除了 276 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,567 城华小姐真的很有天分 277 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,400 城华小姐说也想帮忙后场 278 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:15,000 可能是因为店长说要雇用她哥她想让店长打消这个念头吧 279 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,433 总觉得这间店已经容不下我了 280 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,000 妳在说什么啊 281 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,533 虽然店长说要开除妳 282 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,533 但他如果真的要这么做我会帮妳挡的 283 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:24,900 不好意思 284 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,400 可以帮我试个味道吗 285 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,800 这是怎么回事 286 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,867 中原先生 287 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:44,600 那个广播嘴随时被开除都没差吧 288 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,900 明明就没有要回应中原先生的心意 289 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,900 真是不要脸 290 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,400 妳就去领那个低到不行的薪水 291 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,167 在深夜的低级节目里扯烂妳那把破嗓子吧 292 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,700 来中原先生 293 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,333 妳这家伙... 294 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,600 胜负已定 295 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:14,333 我的新目标就是把妳踢下 VOYAGER 美女店员的宝座 296 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,033 美奈玲小姐妳要不要吃吃看？满好吃的耶 297 00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:29,500 怎么了吗？ 298 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:33,067 没事我只是差点被我的心象风景逼死而已 299 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,100 -超好吃 -真的吗 300 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,600 太好了 301 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,933 正合我意 302 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:45,467 就算这里被开除我还有广播... 303 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:48,067 还有我的冠名节目"听我的电波吧" 304 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,867 (节目播出当天) 305 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:58,233 欢迎收听鼓田美奈玲的 "听我的电波吧" 306 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:02,367 谢谢各位还醒着听我的节目 307 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:10,733 我是在周五深夜让你们心神荡漾的 MRS 性感美声鼓田美奈玲 308 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:13,333 今天的节目要换个路线 309 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,600 在没有棕熊出没的录音室里 310 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:21,500 为各位带来香艳刺激心痒难耐的节目内容 311 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,667 节目方向也改太多了吧 312 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:29,200 她说白天失去的人气要靠晚上争取回来 313 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,633 -她到底想走什么路线啦 -马上回覆今晚的第一封来信 314 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,633 "美奈玲小姐晚安" 315 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:40,167 "我今年结婚第十年" "我太太最近行迹可疑" 316 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,800 "每天晚上都溜出家门" 317 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,700 "我想她该不会外遇了吧" "有一天忍不住跟在她身后" 318 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,500 "发现她在附近的公园" 319 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:58,800 "非常专心地在练习印度国技卡巴迪" 320 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,933 "我太太跟印度人外遇了吗" 321 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:06,800 "还是被什么邪灵附身了呢" 322 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,300 城华小姐 323 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,600 中原先生你出来找我吗 324 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,467 这还用说吗 325 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,800 我姊也很担心叫我出来找妳 326 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,767 对不起我没有马上回去还麻烦你跑一趟 327 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,733 是没关系啦 328 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:31,200 只是妳最近常常晚上出门 329 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:36,733 妳哥暂时是同意让妳从我家到店里上班了 330 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,967 要是有什么万一就不好了 331 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,333 谢谢你 332 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:47,533 一直借住在你家你一定也很困扰 333 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:52,000 我也很希望能早点搬出来 334 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,567 这种事妳别放在心上嘛 335 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,133 我们是一起工作的同事啊 336 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,467 没什么 337 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:18,100 妳晚上出门 338 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:24,067 跟妳之前说的新的梦想和目标有关吗？ 339 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,133 我有一天会好好说清楚的 340 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,233 是吗 341 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,000 那就到时候再说吧... 342 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:42,133 -中原先生 -什么事 343 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,900 我现在... 344 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:50,933 非常害怕也很不安 345 00:19:54,200 --> 00:20:00,633 这是我第一次反抗我哥什么事都自己做决定 346 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:10,400 我也不知道我是不是真的有靠自己开拓人生的力量 347 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:16,900 我说不定会犯错说不定会给很多人添麻烦 348 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,700 但是... 349 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:26,433 我希望中原先生能好好看我走下去 350 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,133 我就只希望你可以看下去 351 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:44,300 我也不太清楚状况不知道该怎么说才好 352 00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,567 不过... 353 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:54,533 我也希望有一天能离开 VOYAGER 开一间自己的店 354 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:01,467 如果之后妳在人生路上一直做错决定 355 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:05,267 不知道该如何是好的时候 356 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:08,467 妳愿意的话就来我店里帮忙吧 357 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,367 有妳在一定能帮上我很多忙 358 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:29,167 你真的... 359 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:33,500 每次都这样... 360 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,800 总是说这么贴心的话... 361 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,667 所以我才... 362 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,200 对不起 363 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,367 是说我刚刚说那些到底有什么好哭的？ 364 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,167 (节目播出三天后) 365 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,900 上次的"听我的电波吧"你有听吗 366 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,400 有啊超赞的 367 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:02,267 话说我们乌龟的耳朵在眼睛后面直接就是耳膜喔 368 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,367 这是冷知识 369 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:11,833 那下次就请美女广播主持人美奈玲做一集乌龟特别节目好了 370 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,333 美奈玲小姐妳还好吗？ 371 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,000 妳昨天跟前天也演了一样的小剧场... 372 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,367 不自己给自己打气就提不起劲去工作啊 373 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:24,367 我什么都不想做好想叫它们带我去龙宫城 374 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:29,200 它们三只合力应该也载不动妳吧 375 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,600 那我就自己变成乌龟 376 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,233 听不懂妳在说什么啦 377 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,633 她还在沮丧吗 378 00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:46,900 对她还是很在意上次节目的回响 379 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,033 "实在是太刻意了" 380 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:53,333 "一点都不像听我的电波吧" 381 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:58,400 "要听妳回覆听众来信" "不如听茅代圆的节目就好" 382 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,033 大家真的都很敢讲耶 383 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:03,833 是也有人说觉得很有趣啦 384 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,100 就是啊 385 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:10,400 我也跟她说了听众人数增加不同的意见也会变多 386 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:15,600 走正规路线在意听众看法本来就不适合她啊 387 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,300 她要摆烂就让她摆烂 388 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,667 暂时先别管她吧 389 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,767 但还是要想下一集节目的题材啊 390 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:26,533 所以我才说别管她 391 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:33,267 等到她被逼到绝境就会涌现暴冲的动力了 392 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:34,767 她就是这种人啊 393 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,867 女人在什么时候容易情绪不稳定啊？ 394 00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:49,967 我一直很想跟妳商量 395 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:52,067 但这几天看妳都没什么精神 396 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:54,267 我现在也没什么精神 397 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,367 你说情绪不稳定的女人是在说城华小姐吗？ 398 00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:59,300 -妳怎么知道？ -怎么会不知道 399 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:03,367 她才刚出门采买你就跑来找我讲这个 400 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,467 是怎么了吗 401 00:24:05,467 --> 00:24:08,100 三天前的晚上她在公园... 402 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,033 练习卡巴迪吗？ 403 00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:10,767 不是啦... 404 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,000 卡巴迪？ 405 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:18,867 频繁在晚上外出突然就哭出来啊 406 00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:20,300 就是啊 407 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,333 我根本不知道是怎么回事 408 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:25,300 但继续不管她也不放心 409 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,500 我说中原啊 410 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,400 我直接跟你说个最基本的 411 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,167 女人会情绪不稳定只有对在乎的人才会这样 412 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:32,867 什么？ 413 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:36,133 对不在乎的男人女生才不会哭也不会生气 414 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:39,700 看我跟你讲话的时候有多冷淡就知道了吧 415 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:44,200 总觉得妳刚刚说的话很伤人 416 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,700 所以结论是什么？ 417 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,900 结论是... 418 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,933 城华小姐喜欢你啦 419 00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:51,333 这种事怎么会不知道嘛 420 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:53,633 不可能啦 421 00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:56,700 她应该是很感谢我给她地方住就是了 422 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:59,933 但她本来就知道我喜欢的人是美奈玲小姐啊 423 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:00,833 你真的是... 424 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:04,800 不过关于她晚上外出这件事是不是应该再追问看看？ 425 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800 要是她惹上麻烦就不好了 426 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,100 好我明白了 427 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,200 明白什么？ 428 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,667 明白你到底有多迟钝多没神经又鸡婆 429 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,433 再说我现在不只面临失业危机 430 00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:19,067 上次节目又大冷场正忙着找有趣的题材哪有空管你 431 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:21,167 店长要开除妳的事我会想办法 432 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,500 节目题材我也可以一起想啊 433 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,233 -比方说... -咖喱香料的提味秘方 434 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,800 还是咖喱店的隐藏菜单？ 435 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,467 好厉害喔妳怎么知道？ 436 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:31,033 我们果然心意相通 437 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:34,433 你那一点创意都没有的无聊想法随便猜都嘛会中 438 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:37,367 我现在要的是更劲爆更热门的题材 439 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:41,600 既然敢说要帮忙就给我做好心理准备 440 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,600 心理准备？ 441 00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:52,667 所以妳开始投稿的契机是打工的咖喱店都会放广播吗 442 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:56,567 对也是受到店里同事的影响 443 00:25:56,567 --> 00:26:00,100 总觉得是命中注定 444 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,900 妳說同事的影响 445 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,033 那个人也喜欢广播吗？ 446 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,367 喜不喜欢广播这我不清楚... 447 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:15,633 不过一个是非常温柔的人 448 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:20,600 另一个跟我完全相反是非常强势的人 449 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,700 其中一个该不会是妳男友吧 450 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,867 不是我没交过男朋友 451 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,533 看不出来耶 452 00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:38,267 瑞穗 453 00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:41,300 瑞穗这边... 454 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,067 美奈玲小姐 455 00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:50,000 中原先生你们怎么穿成这样 456 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,633 看就知道了这是变装 457 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:53,700 我是来收集劲爆题材 458 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,733 中原是身为家长的担心 459 00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:57,433 我们正在跟踪城华小姐 460 00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,267 我是反对做这种事的啦... 461 00:26:59,267 --> 00:27:01,200 摄影机跟录音笔有带吗？ 462 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,867 我是带来了啦... 463 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:04,933 NICE 464 00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,700 城华小姐人呢？ 465 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,700 她进了那间居酒屋 466 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,467 里面是包厢座位跟进去也没用 467 00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,433 我们就在这边等她出来 468 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,200 美奈玲小姐说气氛要做足还买了这些 469 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,200 要跟监面包牛奶是标配啊 470 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,567 -请用 -我不要 471 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:22,233 不过美奈玲小姐这样真的不好啦 472 00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:25,167 下班后跟踪同事想把人家的隐私当成题材... 473 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,600 中原你以为我是谁啊？ 474 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,933 我可是私下抱怨被录音公开放送还被拉进广播业界的女人耶 475 00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:34,000 管他什么常识跟伦理规范 476 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,600 要怪就怪把我变成这种人的麻藤先生 477 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,833 美奈玲小姐妳本来就是这种人吧 478 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,867 她出来了目标确认 479 00:27:44,267 --> 00:27:46,267 -好吃吗 -是非常好吃 480 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:47,633 那个男的是谁啊 481 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:50,400 我好像在哪看过 482 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,767 那是穴熊治郎 483 00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:54,367 穴熊泰治的 484 00:27:54,367 --> 00:27:56,167 是在电视上看过的谐星 485 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,000 这是大八卦耶 486 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,233 我记得治郎上个月也跟写真女星还是模特儿约会被拍到吧 487 00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,600 对 488 00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:13,233 他本来花边新闻就很多 489 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,967 这么说他们在交往吗？ 490 00:28:15,967 --> 00:28:18,300 我就说美奈玲小姐说错了嘛 491 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,000 城华小姐怎么会喜欢我 492 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,867 不要说得这么开心 493 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,300 就算这样我也不会喜欢上你的 494 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,767 赶快跟上去 495 00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:30,933 美奈玲小姐 496 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,000 美奈玲小姐 497 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:36,900 妳该不会想把治郎先生的八卦当成节目的题材吧 498 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,767 这样不太好啦 499 00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:39,733 放心啦 500 00:28:39,733 --> 00:28:42,267 "A熊T治的G郎带女人回家" 501 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:43,233 我会像这样消音的啦 502 00:28:43,233 --> 00:28:44,633 有消跟没消一样 503 00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:46,267 我的节目是不受规范的 504 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,633 既然王道路线没用 505 00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:51,067 我只能开拓爆料系广播主持人的全新路线了 506 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,967 请进 507 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:40,867 -打扰了 -进来吧 508 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,733 妳随便坐吧 509 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,567 要喝点什么吗 510 00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:49,533 -酒就不用了 -是吗 511 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,600 这个呢 512 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,300 这个我一直没什么机会玩 513 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,767 先不说这些了... 514 00:29:57,767 --> 00:30:00,733 城华小姐妳挺心急的嘛 515 00:30:08,033 --> 00:30:09,933 现在该怎么办呢 516 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,033 什么怎么办算了啦 517 00:30:12,033 --> 00:30:13,767 就算进去了也不知道是哪一间 518 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:16,700 那就只能一间一间按电铃了啊 519 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,033 南波小姐妳赶快阻止美奈玲小姐 520 00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:21,167 她拿广播当挡箭牌完全失控了 521 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:23,867 我怎么可能阻止得了她嘛 522 00:30:23,867 --> 00:30:25,800 那就打给麻藤先生... 523 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,333 他不会阻止的甚至还会火上加油 524 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,600 遇到美奈玲小姐的事绝对不能把他扯进来 525 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,333 从101开始按可以吧？ 526 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:45,200 门都开了啊... 527 00:30:47,167 --> 00:30:48,700 刚刚那是大神明都 528 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:51,733 上次跟治郎先生一起被拍到的女星 529 00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:53,067 真假 530 00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:55,067 这不就是修罗场了吗 531 00:30:55,067 --> 00:30:57,500 妳也太开心了吧美奈玲小姐 532 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,533 (真空管录音的制作) 533 00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:02,100 (广播是为了听众而存在) 534 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,867 明都妳怎么来了 535 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:11,167 为什么有女人的鞋子 536 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:12,367 女人的鞋子？哪有 537 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:14,600 让我进去 538 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,833 我就知道 539 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,500 -你果然带女人回来了 -不是她跟我不是那种关系 540 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,000 妳误会了...好痛 541 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,200 哪里不是 542 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,167 我们谈分手才过了两星期 543 00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:26,533 还不是妳說被经纪公司社长骂了所以要分手... 544 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:27,700 好痛 545 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,767 一般会这么快移情别恋吗 546 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:33,267 我可是冒着又被拍到的风险来找你的耶 547 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,233 怕被拍到就别来啊 548 00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:37,267 而且也不先说一声...好痛 549 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,733 妳误会了 550 00:31:42,733 --> 00:31:44,333 我是... 551 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,700 既然是误会就给我走啊 552 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,033 不要走 553 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:51,233 现在留我跟她两个人不知道她会做出什么... 554 00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:53,233 对不起啦... 555 00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:56,500 我们好好谈谈妳冷静点 556 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,800 不好意思 557 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,467 喂我是城华 558 00:32:01,467 --> 00:32:04,033 城华小姐妳还好吗 559 00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:07,300 我们现在在穴熊治郎先生家楼下 560 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,433 刚刚看到有个女的进去了 561 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:12,200 现在确实是这个状况... 562 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:16,133 我受够了 563 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:18,233 我要杀了你再跟你一起死 564 00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:20,667 危险...不要这样 565 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:23,000 危险啦... 566 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,900 不好了 567 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,967 那个女的拿着菜刀... 568 00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:30,100 告诉我几号我们马上上去 569 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,000 瑞穗准备好摄影机和录音笔 570 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,967 比战场摄影师还冷静 571 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,133 上啊 572 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,200 我们好好谈谈嘛 573 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,167 冷静点 574 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:44,800 谢了 575 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,667 不好意思打扰了 576 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,400 跟我期待的一样完美的修罗场 577 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,533 我们抵达杀人现场了 578 00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:58,833 美奈玲小姐现在还不是杀人现场 579 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,600 -是杀人未遂的现场 -没错 580 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,700 不现在还只是恐吓的阶段 581 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:07,567 你们是怎样突然一群人跑进来 582 00:33:07,567 --> 00:33:09,767 城华小姐他们是谁？ 583 00:33:09,767 --> 00:33:13,433 我是 MRS 爆料系深夜广播 "听我的电波吧"突袭主持人 584 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:14,633 鼓田美奈玲 585 00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:15,633 穴熊治郎先生 586 00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:18,433 请跟我们分享你快要被杀的心情 587 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:20,000 救...救命啊 588 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,500 感谢你发自肺腑的"救命啊" 589 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,633 那准备要杀人的女友又是什么心情呢？ 590 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,100 妳在闹什么场 591 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:31,100 我是认真的耶 592 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:34,500 那就赶快刺下去啊我们节目篇幅有限 593 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,433 你们走开啦 594 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:40,700 -不然我就... -要杀我吗？ 595 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,000 想杀就杀吧 596 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,367 不要犹豫直接来 597 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:46,233 美奈玲小姐... 598 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,200 妳要杀治郎先生我也会拿到节目上播 599 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,633 妳要杀我我也会拿到节目上播 600 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:52,767 不要过来 601 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,333 妳再靠近我就死给妳看 602 00:33:55,333 --> 00:34:00,233 妳就算自杀我也一样会拿到节目上播喔 603 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:02,867 什么嘛 604 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:07,500 我跟治郎在一起被拍到... 605 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,933 工作可能都要泡汤了... 606 00:34:09,933 --> 00:34:14,533 小姐那妳拿着菜刀要死要活的是能解决什么吗？ 607 00:34:14,533 --> 00:34:17,800 害人受伤了问题就解决了吗？ 608 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,800 妳的人生就能一片光明了吗？ 609 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,467 根本就是一片黑暗啊 610 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:23,033 还不是妳叫她刺下去的 611 00:34:23,033 --> 00:34:25,567 重点是我又不是谐星 612 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:29,067 也不像她是写真女星还是模特儿光鲜亮丽的那种女生 613 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:33,300 要活下去就只能像这样拼命豁出去开拓人生了啊 614 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:38,067 不要小看打工被开除边缘走投无路的菜鸟广播主持人 615 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,533 什么跟什么嘛... 616 00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:57,167 我只是想跟治郎复合啊... 617 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,300 妳没事吧 618 00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:05,033 妳不杀了吗 619 00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:07,300 妳没有人性吗？ 620 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:12,367 对不起因为我把事情闹得这么大 621 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:13,467 没关系啦 622 00:35:13,467 --> 00:35:16,967 妳要跟谁交往也不是我们能过问的事 623 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,033 我们没有在交往 624 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:21,633 不是的我只是想学习广播的事... 625 00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:24,833 我的兴趣是收集旧资料 626 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:28,367 会想当谐星也是因为广播 627 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:31,633 就跟同好收集了很多以前的录音 628 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:33,700 城华小姐说有兴趣想看看 629 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,467 不过你多少还是抱着一点期待吧 630 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,967 我看不是一点应该有九成？ 631 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,567 -一点点啦 -对吧 632 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:41,333 不可以啦城华小姐 633 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:43,000 就算妳没那个意思 634 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,667 也不能在这么晚的时间单独进到男人家里啊 635 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,067 对不起 636 00:35:48,067 --> 00:35:52,367 不过这些资料对广播迷来说确实都是宝 637 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,467 我也很有兴趣 638 00:35:54,467 --> 00:35:59,200 我实在是太心急了 639 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,567 投稿被采用了 640 00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:03,700 就觉得要写出更有趣的东西才行 641 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:06,400 想要赶快独当一面... 642 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,633 该不会... 643 00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:12,600 "穴熊禁猎时间"引发讨论的那位 "JOKER 司康斯基" 644 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,933 就是城华小姐吗？ 645 00:36:15,933 --> 00:36:16,933 对 646 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,133 真的假的 647 00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:19,900 既然妳有这么厉害的才华 648 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:22,067 为什么不投稿到"听我的电波吧" 要去投"穴禁"？ 649 00:36:22,067 --> 00:36:24,733 我有一种被劈腿的感觉 650 00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:27,067 该怎么说呢... 651 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,900 治郎先生 652 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,533 对不起 653 00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:39,267 我没有想太多就来府上叨扰真的很抱歉 654 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:43,000 不过我有喜欢的人了 655 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:50,600 看吧城华小姐有其他喜欢的人了 656 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,633 你给我差不多一点小心我把你揍飞喔 657 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:53,433 为什么 658 00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:56,800 重点是我本来想补捉到人气谐星情杀现场 659 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,167 现在我下一集节目要怎么办啦 660 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:02,000 看来果然还是要靠我珍藏的咖喱趣味话题... 661 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 我就跟你说那个无聊透顶 662 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,300 咖喱... 663 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,367 不愧是师父的咖喱 664 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,233 我年纪也大了 665 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:53,600 能交给你的汤这是最后一碗了 666 00:37:55,533 --> 00:38:01,667 我孙子因为修行严苛离家出走是不可能回来了 667 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:04,400 我继承下来的店名 668 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,033 就传给你吧 669 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:08,867 师父 670 00:38:08,867 --> 00:38:12,833 我不是那种不通人情的人 671 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:16,233 师父您真正希望能继承店名的人... 672 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,767 你是... 673 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,600 他是您的孙子 674 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,333 我一直瞒着您 675 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:32,533 其实几年前我就雇用他在我店里的后场工作 676 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:34,800 抱歉 677 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,467 我今天是来跟爷爷说实话的 678 00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:40,267 实话？ 679 00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:41,767 你要说什么？ 680 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:45,033 还有那两个人是谁 681 00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:48,000 我们是他的妻子跟情妇 682 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,867 并不是 683 00:38:49,867 --> 00:38:51,600 爷爷 684 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,867 我会到店长的店里工作 685 00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:57,833 原本是为了偷学你的味道 686 00:38:57,833 --> 00:39:04,200 我听说那间店用的是爷爷代代相传的秘传汤头 687 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:08,867 不过在那里我明白了一切 688 00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:16,167 那间店没有用爷爷的汤头 689 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:20,167 与其说不用应该说是没有必要用 690 00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:21,300 什么意思 691 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,467 很遗憾 692 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:25,933 店长的咖喱口味已经超越师父了 693 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:30,967 是说老头老实告诉你你煮的汤咖喱根本不怎么好吃 694 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:32,767 真的吗 695 00:39:32,767 --> 00:39:36,467 那是从我爷爷那代传下来的食谱耶 696 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:41,933 毕竟你从小只吃自己家的咖喱还一直被灌输这是秘传汤头嘛 697 00:39:41,933 --> 00:39:46,600 我一直被困在"老家的咖喱" 这座牢笼里 698 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,100 是店长将我释放出来的 699 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,900 我只有一个心愿 700 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:58,567 就是希望你开拓出属于你自己的咖喱世界 701 00:39:58,567 --> 00:39:59,900 店长... 702 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,567 等等... 703 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:05,633 那我的立场呢？ 704 00:40:05,633 --> 00:40:08,167 老爷 705 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:13,367 店长不忍心说破的还有一件事 706 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:20,933 对店长不打算继承爷爷的店名 707 00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:23,733 也不希望让我继承 708 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:25,167 为什么 709 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:27,800 老头你的店名叫什么？ 710 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,133 海奴韦莱 711 00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:34,367 老爷这是您的爷爷在创业时取的名字吧 712 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:38,733 因为听起来很像一回事 713 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:42,967 你没有查过这个名字的由来吗？ 714 00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:44,367 没有... 715 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:46,967 "海奴韦莱"的意思是... 716 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:49,867 "海奴韦莱"的意思是？ 717 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,400 从屁股拉出黄金的印尼女神的名字 718 00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:00,033 (听我的电波吧广播剧) (不为人知的咖喱店传说) 719 00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:02,767 辛苦了 720 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,733 感觉怎么样？ 721 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,400 不错啊 722 00:41:08,367 --> 00:41:10,900 这个剧本有多少是真的啊？ 723 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,300 全都是虚构的啦 724 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:16,867 那间店是店长去北海道玩的时候吃到汤咖喱大受感动才开的 725 00:41:16,867 --> 00:41:20,467 他没有拜师里面的咖喱店也是假的 726 00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:23,267 不过我看妳满起劲的嘛 727 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:28,567 播出前一天趁着店休提前来录音敬业态度可嘉 728 00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:31,800 很多事情解决了我心情好嘛 729 00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:35,100 我收回要开除妳的决定 730 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:35,933 真的吗 731 00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:37,500 我也没办法啊 732 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:41,167 阿亨也没有真的想要来店里工作 733 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,733 某人又跟我下最后通牒 734 00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:44,967 最后通牒？ 735 00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:47,033 既然妳要留下来就得给我好好工作 736 00:41:47,033 --> 00:41:47,800 是 737 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,900 还有如果有机会就在节目里好好帮我们店里宣传一下 738 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,733 是 739 00:41:52,733 --> 00:41:54,000 好耶 740 00:41:57,033 --> 00:42:01,267 中原先生跑去找店长谈判 741 00:42:01,267 --> 00:42:04,467 说如果店长要辞退妳那他也要辞职 742 00:42:04,467 --> 00:42:05,833 真的吗 743 00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:09,367 对 744 00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:12,667 他还笑着说谁叫他爱上卡惨死 745 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:16,967 那家伙又对不该说的对象说了不该说的话 746 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,867 还有这是我要给妳的 747 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,267 "不为人知的咖喱店传说"？ 748 00:42:24,267 --> 00:42:26,233 如果妳喜欢的话就拿去用吧 749 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:27,900 算是为之前的事赔罪... 750 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,433 不不是这样的 751 00:42:34,467 --> 00:42:38,167 我...都是多亏了鼓田小姐... 752 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,567 她都特地写好剧本了嘛 753 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:50,567 我还是很想做爆料系广播把穴熊治郎的八卦爆出来啦 754 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:56,800 不过还真没想到妳的同事想当广播节目作家啊 755 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,167 而且她是"穴禁"的听众吧 756 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:02,133 强力对手登场了呢 757 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:03,733 对手啊 758 00:43:03,733 --> 00:43:07,133 也不用放在心上啦 759 00:43:07,133 --> 00:43:12,867 妳的强项就是对广播一无所知 760 00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:19,000 广播节目作家？ 761 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,367 对我已经下定决心了 762 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:29,867 我... 763 00:43:29,867 --> 00:43:33,533 会靠自己的力量开拓属于我的人生 764 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,333 好厉害喔 765 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:42,967 -哥哥我也要吹 -好啊 766 00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:00,100 有什么困难要记得告诉我 767 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,567 我们是一家人啊 768 00:44:09,433 --> 00:44:11,933 谢谢你哥 769 00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:23,400 太好了妳哥同意了吧 770 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:27,733 谢谢你陪我来 771 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:30,600 反正今天店休小事一件啦 772 00:44:32,067 --> 00:44:38,567 因为我是你一起工作的同事吧 773 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,067 是这样没错 774 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:50,067 对了后来没事吧？ 775 00:44:50,067 --> 00:44:52,033 上次场面搞成那样 776 00:44:52,033 --> 00:44:55,233 对妳要当作家有没有影响？ 777 00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:58,067 治郎先生要我别放在心上 778 00:44:58,067 --> 00:44:59,667 这是他私人的事 779 00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:03,767 而且要是被导播知道了他会被骂所以要我当作没发生过 780 00:45:04,967 --> 00:45:08,733 是吗那就好 781 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,033 中原先生 782 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:22,533 我不会输的 783 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,567 妳是指什么？ 784 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,000 没什么 785 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:47,733 -那今天就这样了 -麻藤先生 786 00:45:47,733 --> 00:45:49,933 你上次说的那个谐星... 787 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:51,967 是叫"西丝儿光明"吗？ 788 00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:55,500 "西丝儿光明" 789 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,367 妳知道"西丝儿光明"这个谐星吧 790 00:45:59,367 --> 00:46:01,867 那个谐星是什么样的人啊？ 791 00:46:01,867 --> 00:46:04,800 什么样的人？她超好笑的 792 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,667 就是因为她我才从电视圈转战广播界 793 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,167 这样啊 794 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:13,367 -妳是想起什么了吗？ -并没有 795 00:46:13,367 --> 00:46:15,833 您辛苦啦 796 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,867 -那个... -您先请 797 00:46:20,033 --> 00:46:23,133 好辛苦了 798 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:32,100 美奈玲小姐妳看 799 00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:38,767 她跟妳好像喔 800 00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:40,133 (西丝儿光明专访) 801 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,000 她是内行人才知道的谐星 802 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,333 活动以广播和舞台演出为主所以知名度不高 803 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:49,767 我记得她很多年前过世了 804 00:46:51,233 --> 00:46:53,600 "西丝儿光明" 805 00:46:58,233 --> 00:47:02,633 我说你们可以回去了吗？ 806 00:47:03,967 --> 00:47:05,833 你们在干嘛 807 00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:10,300 为什么会这么烦躁呢 808 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:13,533 ©Hiroaki Samura/KODANSHA/tv asahi・MMJ 809 00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:16,300 他们是"听我的电波吧"的来宾？ (因为失言风波炎上的来宾) 810 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,767 他们现在大炎上被骂得超惨的 (因为失言风波炎上的来宾) 811 00:47:18,767 --> 00:47:21,067 我是 MRS 节目部长大祝香 (电台危机麻藤前妻登场) 812 00:47:21,067 --> 00:47:23,067 我们就走"炎上商法"炒一波吧 (这一集节目要蹭炎上热度？) 813 00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:24,933 我们节目也被波及 (失控的深夜节目炎上势将？) 814 00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:28,300 如果我也要跟着炎上谁怕谁啊 (失控的深夜节目炎上势将？) 815 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:30,100 好嗨起来吧美奈玲 816 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:30,867 嗨不起来 817 00:47:30,867 --> 00:47:34,533 我今天就以修女的身分代替神明听你们忏悔 818 00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:36,500 你跳的舞矬到爆了 58883