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We have all of our crew back
here again.
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You folks already know John.
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This is my lovely girlfriend,
Jennifer right there holding the gun.
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Thank you very much, baby.
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My sister Courtney.
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Michelle.
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And the man of the hour, Tony.
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Alright guys. For today's
episode of Truth or Dare...
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We are going to play a slightly
altered version of Russian Roulette.
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We were going to play it the
old-fashioned way...
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But Tony backed out because he doesn't
have the balls to aim the gun at himself.
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So I volunteered to shoot him.
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Real funny.
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Tony, stand still.
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Dude, its easy for you to say. You're not the one
looking down the barrel of a fucking gun, dude!
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Come on, stop it. If I keep laughing
then I am going to lose aim.
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And then we are just going to
take it all over again.
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Yeah, you guys. Quit laughing.
Quit making her laugh.
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I'm serious, shut the fuck up
right now!
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Jen, could you just point that thing off
to the side a little bit more, up higher?
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I explained this to you already.
We don't aim it right, it won't look real.
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If it doesn't look real, we're
gonna lose audience.
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He's right. I just have to aim
it at your face.
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John, you know what. We should do that,
that, that, vampire idea of Ray's.
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That one is so good. Remember,
you loved it.
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You were laughing about it for like 20
minutes in the car the other night.
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Plus, that vampire stuff is so
hot right now, dude. Please!
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No. I definitely think we need to do this one. This
one is going to guarantee the greatest number of views.
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Tony, you gotta remember, more
views equal more money.
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And besides, I'm kind of enjoying
watching you squirm a little bit.
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Could you not fucking point that
thing at me when I'm talking to them?
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Come on! We're going through
with this.
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I'm not going to ask you again.
Stand still.
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Jen, I can't do this. Look at me right now,
please. I am not ready for this.
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I'm begging you, stop! Please!
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna give you until the
count of three. One.
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Whoa, wait! Are you firing on
three or right after?
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Two.
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I'm asking you a question, Jen!
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Three!
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I don't know what happened!
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*Various News Anchor Dialogue *
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The newest video from the Truth
or Daredevils...
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My children should not be
watching people dying.
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Currently making rounds, on the talk show
circuit, discussing their controversial video.
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Young college student.
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So please give an extra warm welcome to the
multi-talented members of the Truth or Daredevils!
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Now, it's been a couple of weeks since you
uploaded the video that shocked the world...
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And catapulted you guys into
superstardom.
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So this latest video is more violent and it's
really different in tone from the others.
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Well, Jen and I wanted to produce a video
that we could get a couple thousand views.
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I said, "Heck yeah let's do it!"
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And you know Jen, she's a
really good girl.
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My lawyer kept telling me they couldn't convict
me without finding a body, but you never know.
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Wow.
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Speaking of missing bodies,
I have one last guest for us today.
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Please help me welcome, Tony!
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I'm alive! Who knew?
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Okay, Tony. Obviously we know that you were not
killed, or actually even shot, so where were you?
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Just laying low, drinking beer,
living the dream.
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Bobbi, it's just nice to know
that I'm important, you know.
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And it's just nice to know that everyone
else is starting to realize that too.
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Keep it alive, because I am going
to open the floor for questions.
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Okay! Good. Because I've got a
question!
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I've been sending messages for like weeks,
like Facebook and Twitter.
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And like, Jen, I sent you a letter.
Why don't you respond to your fans?
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If we answered every email,
we'd never leave the house.
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You're funny.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Look, I've supported you guys since the very,
very beginning, okay.
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I want to be a member of the Truth or Daredevils.
I'm not going to back out on dares like Tony does.
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I can follow the rules, I should be a member,
you know, I'm your guy, I'm your guy...
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Okay, now I can join then,
right?
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Hey buddy, you know the rules!
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Wait, no! I want to be on TV! I want to be
on TV! I want to be a member of the group!
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Get him out of here!
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Put me in the next video!
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What can we expect to see in
your next video?
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Well, we don't want to give away in spoilers,
but what we can tell you...
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Is that you'll have another new
video before the end of the week.
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And that its gonna rock!
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More me!
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I'm with the group! I'm with
the group!
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Quit your whining or I'll do more than
just kick your ass out of this studio.
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Freaking pathetic!
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I don't know, man. I mean,
there is no sign of civilization for miles.
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I mean, why would you buy property
in the middle of nowhere?
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This place was a bargain. You know what?
This is my house and I'm a homeowner at 27.
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How many people can say that?
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Oh. We've been having some issues with the
plumbing, so if you need to use the restroom...
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You're probably going to have
to pop a squat outside.
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The uh, plumbers will be here
in the morning.
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I'm glad you spent so much
money on the place.
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You may not like it, but I do.
And it's mine, understand?
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I'm glad you like it, because you're going
to be living out here for a very long time.
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I mean, you're never going to be sell it for anything. Who
the fuck would want to live out in the middle of nowhere?
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Hey, as long as John-boy keeps this place
stocked with booze, who gives a shit?
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Anyway, I figure we'll shoot the next video in
the new setup. You guys are going to love it.
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Sounds good to me, baby
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New setup?
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You'll see.
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So. Hope you guys all remembered
to bring your pajamas.
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I assumed you figured something
out, Courtney.
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Oh yes, I have something great
to wear.
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We have ours.
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Well, I brought mine but Tony didn't have
any because he likes to sleep naked.
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Oops.
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Alright. We're gonna go change.
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Lights and props are already
down there. Grab my laptop.
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So. What do you think?
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Oh, dude this is awesome. John,
you are a genious, man!
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Babe, why didn't you tell me
about this?
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This is not what I was expecting
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Me neither, what's the point of
this exactly?
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It's for our new video. I just wanted
a place we can film, uninterrupted.
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Well, plus a few of the fans wrote some detailed
letters about how they didn't like the background.
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They uh, it wasn't quite in those words, they
kept calling it gay and kept calling Tony a fag.
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Hey!
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Not my words.
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And, this is the best you could
come up with?
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Look, if fans don't like it,
we'll change it for the next video.
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Well, fucking-A, let's rage!
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We have work to do. Remember,
Tony?
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Uh, is that a fucking revolver on the table?
You guys, I thought we were done with the guns.
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It's Russian Roulette, round 2. Only this time, we're
gonna play the right way. No backing out of this video.
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Well, the last time didn't
count.
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And why is that?
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Because I didn't have any booze
in my system.
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Yeah, that's definitely a first.
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Too bad I won't be able to shoot
you in the face this time.
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Well yeah, I went last time so, someone else
is going this time, I'm looking at Ray.
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Sorry, our fans enjoy seeing you get shot.
We have to give them what they want.
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Fine. Well, how are we even
going to do this?
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The gun has a blank in it.
So it'll look like we're playing for real.
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And give us something to show to the camera.
Just don't press it close to your head.
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Wait, wait a minute. You said blank. I mean, isn't
the point of a blank is that it shoots, nothing?
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A blank still has gunpowder in it, Tony. How
do you think it makes the noise, and the flash?
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Cool.
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Alright, alright. Enough chit chat.
Let's get this thing going.
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John, should we plan this out a little
bit better? I don't know, it just..
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We didn't plan the first one
and it worked out well.
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Look, let's just upload this Russian Roulette
scene, and we'll take it from there.
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And we're rolling. Alright,
start the introduction.
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Do I have to?
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I'm not doing it.
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I'll do it.
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I meant I'm gonna start.
I always do, why would that change now?
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Welcome, to the next episode of Truth or Dare,
brought to you by, The Truth or Daredevils.
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So who's gonna get it this
week? You know...
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A few of you guys mentioned that we didn't
quite play Russian Roulette the right way.
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You can thank Tony for that.
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Shut up!
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You asked for it. So keep watching.
Find out who's gonna get it next.
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Thank you, love.
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And, one in the chamber. And
Tony's first.
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Uh, why don't you go, guy?
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Nope. Handle it.
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Fuck.
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That thing even on?
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I already told you its
recording. Just man the fuck up.
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Now you go, big shot.
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Yeah, yeah. Stand back and watch. I'm not
gonna waste as much airtime as you did.
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John!
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What the fuck was that?! What
the fuck was that?!
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I'm so sorry!
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Fuck!
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Baby!
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What the fuck just happened?!
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?!
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What did you do?!
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I didn't do anything! And it
was supposed to be a blank.
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Tony, call an ambulance!
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Courtney, it's not gonna bring
him back! Fuck!
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I don't know what happened! It
was supposed to be a blank!
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Well it wasn't!
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I checked it before I put it in the bag, and then I
checked it when I put it on the table, and then I -
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Oh, guys. You should have totally told me we were going
to be wearing pajamas. I would have totally worn mine.
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I hate to waste tape.
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And Jennifer, I'm a little disappointed. You
didn't wear the cute little pink jam-jams...
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The ones with the black polka
dots. Those are my favorites!
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You don't know how excited I am to play with you
guys! I've been waiting for this for so long.
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That's the psycho from earlier.
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The crazy audience member?
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What was that? Ray, I'm no
longer an audience member.
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What the fuck are you then?
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I'm the new member of the Truth
or Daredevils! Yes!
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Looks like John lost on round 1
of his turn already.
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I love what he's done with the
place though.
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Let me get you guys settled, so
we can carry on with the game.
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I'm gonna need everyone to sit on the ground, okay?
Criss-cross apple sauce. Just like when we were kids.
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I don't want to.
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Ray! Right there, Ray.
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Ray's a tough guy.
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Jennifer, you can sit next to
Ray.
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Michelle, you get to complete
the circle. Right here.
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Courtney, I'm gonna need you to ziptie
everyone's hands behind their backs.
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No, I can't.
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Courtney, did you want me to
keep shooting John's corpse?
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No.
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Seems kind of silly, doesn't it?
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Courtney.
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What?
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Should we play the game?
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Yeah.
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That a girl! That's great.
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I've taken it upon myself. I've
brought a list of our rules...
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And I'm gonna put em up here just so
everyone can see them for reference. Okay?
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Like I was saying earlier.
We're gonna play my version of the game.
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Which, it's pretty simple, really. I get to ask
you all of the questions, which are of my choosing.
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It's fair if you think about it.
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What the fuck, dude? You killed
John.
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I didn't pull the trigger, he
did.
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That's some pretty fucked up
logic you got there, buddy.
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Ray, perhaps you would like to
sit this one out?
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Ah! Fuck!
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I know, I forget how loud that
is.
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You didn't answer my question.
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It's okay though. I'll ask it again.
Do you wanna play the game with us or not?
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Fine. I'll play.
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Ok. Good, good, good, good,
good!
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If there's anyone else here that would
like to not play, just tell me now.
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Okay good. Ah, ah! Courtney, since you're up,
since John's done playing the game...
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Can you remove him from the
player's circle?
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Come on.
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Okay. Good. Courtney, I'm gonna need you to,
sit with the group. Sit with the team!
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Come on, let's play a game.
Come on.
229
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:54,300
Like I was saying, I get to ask the pivotal question, as
well as the truth questions, and the dares themselves.
230
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:59,800
You guys, of course,
you guys get to choose between truth or dare.
231
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:07,600
So, shall we carry on? Are you
guys ready to play?
232
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:14,800
Okay, a rule I'd like to bring
to your attention, you guys...
233
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,800
If I ask a group question, I
expect a group answer.
234
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,300
So, let me ask again; are we
ready to play?
235
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,800
Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're ready
to play.
236
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:38,800
Thank you.
237
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,600
Okay.
238
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:50,600
Now, when it's your turn. I'm
gonna untie you.
239
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:56,100
If you think about running,
or causing a scene, you'll be shot.
240
00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,800
If anyone escapes, unfortunately, I'll be
forced to terminate the game abruptly.
241
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,600
What do you mean, terminate the
game?
242
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:09,600
As in, nobody in this room,
will ever play again.
243
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:16,800
If you try to run, nobody will have enough
time to get back here to save anyone.
244
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,300
This game, it doesn't belong to us anymore.
It belongs to the fans.
245
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,800
We're here because of them, the
fans.
246
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,600
You're fucking insane.
247
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:50,800
Ray, if by insane, you mean I'm a passionate,
hungry artist, then yes, yes I am.
248
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,800
Tony, you're up.
249
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,600
Fuck.
250
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,800
But, but my turn was right before John's.
Someone else should go.
251
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,600
Truth or dare?
252
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,200
Pick truth. Its gotta be the
safe zone.
253
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,800
Okay. I think it's Tony's
prerogative.
254
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,600
Okay, okay, truth. Truth.
255
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:15,800
Thank you, Tony. Tony, what is the age
of the youngest woman you've slept with?
256
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:23,800
Um, it was Natalie. Back in high school.
She was 16, I was 17.
257
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,600
No.
258
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800
What you got there, buddy?
259
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,800
Wait, wait, don't!
260
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,600
Babe!
261
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,600
What the fuck?
262
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,600
What the fuck is your problem?
263
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:41,800
I forgot to tell you guys. If you answer a
truth question wrongly, you'll be penalized.
264
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,800
Ow! You fucking psychopath!
265
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,600
I told you the truth.
266
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,800
Oh really? What about the tourist
you were with like 17 days ago?
267
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,600
Wait, what?
268
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,800
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!
269
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,600
I know more than you think.
Remember that.
270
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800
If you don't fess up, I'm gonna tell the
whole group here and you'll be penalized.
271
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600
No.
272
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,600
Her name is Amber, and...
273
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,600
Ah! Okay! Okay! Fuck! Alright!
Okay.
274
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,600
Her, her name is Amber! Her name is Amber and
I fucked her, okay? I fucked her! Alright?
275
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:29,800
And she's only 13. And I didn't know, cause when I
met her she said she was 15. She said she was 15!
276
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,800
God, Tony.
277
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,600
God!
278
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800
How the hell could you do this?
279
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,600
She said she was 15.
280
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,800
That's still illegal, you sick
fuck!
281
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,600
That's some shit, man.
282
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,100
How do you even know this?!
283
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:58,300
Ladies and gentlemen, Tony!
Courtney, its your turn.
284
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:03,050
Courtney, truth or dare?
285
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:07,600
I don't want to play.
286
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Please, I don't want to play.
287
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,600
Okay! Truth! Truth!
288
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:30,800
Okay! This is a good one.
Who was the last person you had sex with?
289
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,600
It was John.
290
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,700
What are you doing?!
291
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:44,250
Don't touch her!
292
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:51,600
Wait! Wait! Wait!
293
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,950
Okay. See, we got a bunch of liars here
and that's what you get for lying.
294
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:02,875
I've known Courtney for years!
She would never cheat on John, you creep!
295
00:22:03,075 --> 00:22:08,800
I wouldn't be so quick to judge, Jennifer.
And my name's Derik. With a "k."
296
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,800
She wasn't lying. Your rules
don't make any sense!
297
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,600
Rules, Jennifer. At least I
have rules!
298
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,950
Before I joined your group, your game,
it lacked structure. It lacked realism.
299
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:26,100
I'm bringing both those to the table
and we're making the best videos yet!
300
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:33,800
You should be thanking me. And besides,
I don't hear any protests from Courtney.
301
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:41,800
What? What is he talking about?
302
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,600
I love Ray.
303
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:53,600
I know you do. He's your
brother.
304
00:22:53,800 --> 00:23:06,800
Ray. I need to know what the
fuck is going on here, guys!
305
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,800
You wouldn't understand.
306
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,600
Try me!
307
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:16,800
Well, if you loved him the way that I do,
maybe you would know that...
308
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:22,800
Courtney?! He's my boyfriend.
What are you trying to say?!
309
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,800
Ray and I made love.
310
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,600
What?
311
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,800
It's not what you think. Okay? It's not what you
think. We were both really drunk, we were at a bar.
312
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:40,600
Even if you're drunk, there has to
be some sort of a fucking alarm...
313
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,800
That goes off in your head that says
screwing a family member is disgusting!
314
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,800
As it turns out, they've been
having a lot of sex.
315
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,600
When?
316
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:59,600
Oh, they've made love, 7 times
in the last week.
317
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,600
I'm sure they've been doing this since
their childhood but I don't know.
318
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,800
I've only been your number 1 fan for like,
so long so I don't know, who knows?
319
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,600
How could you?
320
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,600
I love him. I've always loved
him.
321
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800
And you guys thought I was the
messed up one. This is great!
322
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,600
We're in love.
323
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,600
Oh god! All of you are fucked
in the head.
324
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:30,700
You just don't understand. We
knew you wouldn't understand.
325
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:37,800
I love how you guys play the
game! Oh, this is so good!
326
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,800
You're up next, Ray!
327
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,600
Fuck you!
328
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:49,800
I'm sorry. We're not related, so I don't
think you'd be into that type of thing!
329
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,600
I'm not playing your game, you
freak. I refuse to.
330
00:24:52,800 --> 00:25:01,800
Oh, I'm the freak? That's funny. See, we are
playing our game, and see here's the thing.
331
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,800
It's your turn. And you have to play!
Sorry I didn't make that more clear.
332
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,600
Go ahead. Just shoot me. I dare
you.
333
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,100
Ray, it's not your turn to ask
me a dare, my friend.
334
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:21,800
But, if you don't mind having a bullet put in
you? I'll keep that in mind for next round.
335
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,600
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
336
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,600
No! Please play! You need to play, please!
Please, I need you to play!
337
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:38,800
See Ray, I suspect that Courtney doesn't have the same
affinity for being shot, as you. Do you, Courtney?
338
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,800
No! Please! I already had my turn! I played
your game, I did it the way you wanted to.
339
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,600
You're not playing by your own
rules!
340
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:50,800
Well see, the thing is, Ray doesn't want to
play so I had to make an addendum to the rules.
341
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,600
Okay, wait, wait, wait!
342
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:58,800
Ray, if you don't want to play, I'm gonna have
to have Courtney sit out the rest of the game.
343
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,800
Okay! I'll play! I'll play, you fuck! I'll
play, I'll play! Okay, just don't hurt her.
344
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:11,600
Ray, I love your spirit.
345
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:29,800
Don't be doing anything stupid.
346
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,800
Ray, truth or dare?
347
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:42,600
Dare.
348
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,700
Ray, I dare you, to eat this
glass.
349
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:52,600
Fuck that! I choose truth
instead.
350
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,200
Ray, you've already chose, you
must complete the dare!
351
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Please, baby! Please, just do
it, please just do it!
352
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:17,800
Okay, okay, okay okay! I'll do
it! I'll do it.
353
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:44,600
Go ahead, Ray.
354
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,600
Good job! That is the Truth or
Daredevil spirit!
355
00:27:49,800 --> 00:28:29,800
Now Ray, please finish because Jennifer
is anxiously awaiting her turn.
356
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:36,600
Good job, buddy!
357
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:43,700
I'm really starting to like you!
358
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:50,600
Okay great! That was great, Ray!
359
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,600
So now. Jennifer, if you don't
mind...
360
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:10,800
I'm gonna go ahead and upload our most current
truth or dare video before we get to your turn.
361
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,800
Okay, what's our team password
for the video page?
362
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,600
I don't know.
363
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,600
What's our fucking password?!
364
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,800
I don't know! I don't know!
They never gave it to me because I don't; -
365
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,600
It's "Irish Jigsaw!"
366
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,600
Thank you, god get it together!
367
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,600
You guys, you know what, you should really
email me all of the vital team info.
368
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,800
That way I can stay totally up to date on
everything that's happening with the team.
369
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Like for instance, if we decide to
incorporate costumes into our next video.
370
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,800
God! It's going to be so
exciting!
371
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,600
There we go. Okay.
372
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,100
I'm gonna let this upload while we
continue with our game, alright?
373
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:59,800
So I took the liberty of buying a second
card so we can continue with this.
374
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:08,800
That's gonna be a good shot.
Jennifer, you look great.
375
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,800
Jennifer, truth or dare?
376
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,600
Truth.
377
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,600
What age did you first have sex?
378
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:25,800
Eleven. I was raped when I was
eleven.
379
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,600
That is true! Good girl!
380
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,800
Don't look at me, Ray. Its not
like I had a choice.
381
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,600
Who did it?
382
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,200
It doesn't matter.
383
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,600
I'm, I'm sorry.
384
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,600
I don't need your sympathy!
385
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,800
I guess this game is completely
rigged.
386
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,800
This game isn't rigged, okay!
387
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,600
Okay! Okay! Okay!
388
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,800
When you were playing with your own rules,
your game lacked integrity, okay?
389
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,600
Okay.
390
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,800
What I brought to the table, is integrity. This
is going to be our most honest video, ever!
391
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,600
Okay!
392
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,800
All you have to do is play by the rules.
This is serious, okay?!
393
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:01,600
Okay!
394
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Act like it! If you have a stupid opinion,
next time just shut the fuck up!
395
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,800
Good job, Jen!
At least somebody knows how to play the game.
396
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:35,800
Alright, Michelle. Are we
having fun guys?
397
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,800
Michelle, truth or dare?
398
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,600
Truth.
399
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:50,800
When you were born, what was
your full, legal name, Michelle?
400
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,600
Michelle Jean Lucas.
401
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
She answered your question, she
told the truth!
402
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,800
No, no, no, no!
403
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,600
God! Don't!
404
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:11,800
I told the truth! I told the
truth!
405
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:12,600
Baby.
406
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Michelle, you need to quit
lying so much.
407
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,800
There is no way that you know.
408
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:21,600
Know what?
409
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:31,800
It's called, truth or dare. How many people do I have
to stab before you guys realize you have to stop lying?
410
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,600
How the fuck, how the fuck do
you know?
411
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:45,800
When I said I was your biggest fan, and I
knew everything about you guys, I meant it.
412
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:54,800
I was, I was... my first...
when I was born...
413
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:02,600
I was... when I was born...
414
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:11,800
My full name when I was born
was Michael Gene Lucas!
415
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,800
I don't get it.
416
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,600
You heard me.
417
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:30,800
Tony. She, she, she said Michael. Tony, when the two
of you make love, do you always have to use lube?
418
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,100
Well, yeah.
419
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:41,800
Why do you think she can't naturally produce lubrication?
Or is it that you just can't get her wet, big guy?
420
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:48,800
Well she said she had a medical
condition.
421
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,800
Does she use birth control?
422
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,600
Well no, but...
423
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,600
Oh what the fuck? What the
fuck?! God!
424
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,600
You don't understand! I was
supposed to be a girl!
425
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,800
You're right, I don't understand
because this shit ain't right!
426
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,800
Fuck you! You fucking pedophile!
427
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,300
That was one time!
428
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,600
Fuck you! Fuck you.
429
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Oh yeah, Tony. Only one time!
430
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,600
Yeah!
431
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,600
What about the 14 year old last
month?
432
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,800
Or what is it you're expecting to do with this 11
year old that you've been chatting up recently online?
433
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,600
God you people!
434
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:37,600
Alright, I might have a
problem. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
435
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:49,600
Enough. We're losing some momentum here.
We need to get on with our game.
436
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:59,800
You guys, you really gotta stop lying to each
other. That's no way to treat your teammates.
437
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:06,600
So insensitive.
438
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,600
Oh yes! It's my turn!
439
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Okay, for the time being, I'm
not gonna record my turn.
440
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,800
You know, we don't want to confuse our fans by just
going ahead and putting me in the latest video.
441
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,800
We're gonna wait until the
official press release.
442
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,800
Jennifer, why don't you ask the
pivotal question?
443
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,600
Truth or dare?
444
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
I'm gonna go with truth!
445
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,600
Figures.
446
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
Quick, guys let's think of something
he doesn't know the answer to!
447
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,800
Why are you doing this?
448
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,600
Dammit, Tony!
449
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,800
God, that's a good question, Tony. Well,
I think you already know the answer to that.
450
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,600
You're a fucking moron, Tony.
451
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,600
I need to know why the fuck
he's doing this!
452
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,600
Who the fuck cares why he's doing this,
we need to get him...
453
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,800
Hey, hey, hey, guys! I'm right here,
I can hear everything you're saying, okay?
454
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:03,600
It's my turn! Now, to answer
Tony's truth question.
455
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:10,300
As you guys know, I've always been your #1 fan, there's
not a bigger fan than me. I've alway been your #1 fan.
456
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:15,800
But now, now that I'm actually, I'm a member,
I'm a real member of the Truth or Daredevils...
457
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,100
We're all in the same group. Now that I'm a
member, I'm here to bring the truth to the fans.
458
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:26,300
The last video that you guys did, it was fake, it was
fake, it wasn't even real. Nobody here was even playing.
459
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,300
At least I'm showing how the game
is supposed to be played, okay?
460
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:33,050
The fans, they want to see reality.
And that's what we're gonna do.
461
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:36,600
We're gonna give the fans what they desire!
And, you know what?
462
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:46,800
Let's just go ahead, let's prove my point.
Let's see how they're responding to the video.
463
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:56,600
Oh here it comes! You guys,
yes! Yes!
464
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:04,600
This is going to be our biggest
video yet! I mean...
465
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,800
You guys. The fans! They're responding!
They're responding! They like this video!
466
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,800
Oh you guys, this is so exciting!
We're gonna have so many views!
467
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,600
The fans, they're responding to
the realism.
468
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,800
They appreciate the structure I brought to the
game for sure, look, it says so right there!
469
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,600
Oh... it's a good day!
470
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:38,600
You guys, we are doing so good.
471
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,600
And back to you, Tony. Truth or
dare?
472
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Whatever one I pick is gonna
fucking suck... dare.
473
00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:05,300
I dare you, to cut off your
nipples.
474
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,600
Really?
475
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,100
I don't think you need me to
repeat the instructions.
476
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:16,600
Tony, it's like ripping off a bandaid.
The quicker you go, the less painful it is.
477
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:23,800
Cutting off your nipple, is nothing like ripping
off a fucking bandaid, dude! I can't do this!
478
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,600
Do it.
479
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:39,800
Ah! Don't get any ideas. Just complete
the dare. You remember the rules.
480
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:47,600
What are; you don't need to
stand!
481
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Derik, I can't do this.
Please, can I, can I go, can I go with truth?
482
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:09,800
I don't think you have any
other alternative.
483
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,800
Fuck! Fuck! This fucking sucks!
484
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:41,600
Just do it!
485
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,600
Ow! Ow! You're not getting the other one,
you're not getting the other one, I can't do it.
486
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,800
Tony, sorry but I'm not interested in doing anything
halfway, alright? And you shouldn't be either!
487
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,800
I can't! I can't! I'm sorry, I
can't!
488
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,800
You need to do both.
489
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,300
It's not happening. No.
490
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,800
Put the knife down.
491
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,600
What?
492
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I said put the fucking knife
down!
493
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,600
Okay!
494
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,800
I'm gonna tie you up, like your
other teammates, okay?
495
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,600
Oh, okay.
496
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,600
Thank you, thank you, Derik.
497
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,800
Oh, you're welcome. No it's my, it's my pleasure.
I'm just gonna have to help you out on this one.
498
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,100
No! No! No! No!
499
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:46,600
Since you couldn't complete the dare,
I'm gonna have to finish it for you.
500
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,800
Remember now. Don't move. The less you move, the
more likely I am to get just the nipple, okay?
501
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,600
Okay. Okay.
502
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:03,800
Okay. Here we go.
503
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,600
Oh fuck!
504
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Oh! That was fun! I think this is a great
time to upload our next clip, huh guys?
505
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,600
We already have over 430,000
views! Yes! Woo!
506
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Let's go ahead and give ourselves a big
round of applause for all of our hard work!
507
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:51,600
Yes! Okay!
508
00:41:51,800 --> 00:42:00,800
What? I don't understand?
I don't fucking understand! What the?!
509
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,800
They think our video is another
fake!
510
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,600
How ignorant can they be?
511
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Do you actually believe our fans would
think that we would hurt ourselves?
512
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,600
That's what happens when you
play the game for real.
513
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800
Of course nothing is going to happen when you
don't put any fucking bullets in the chamber!
514
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,600
Nobody plays Russian Roulette
unless you're a POW, you fuck!
515
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:30,800
I know all kinds of people that play these games
without spreading the lies that your people spread!
516
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,600
Lies? What lies?
517
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:40,800
You fucking told lies! You know how I felt
when I found out your last video wasn't real?
518
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,600
What the fuck are you talking
about?
519
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:52,600
When I saw the onscreen, the perceived
death that you guy did, I commended you.
520
00:42:52,800 --> 00:43:03,800
I mean, the fact that you guys were willing to risk your
selves, to sacrifice yourselves for your art. It was great.
521
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,800
What are you talking about? We
just make Youtube videos.
522
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,800
Just videos?
523
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,600
Yeah.
524
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:18,800
How can you call them "just videos?" I have every
piece of merchandise of yours from your online store.
525
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,600
Every newspaper clipping,
every photo of you guys out in public.
526
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:35,800
I have all of that. They're not just videos.
They're an inspiration. Especially to me.
527
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:42,300
You are one twisted fuck. And that
says a lot coming from a guy like me.
528
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:47,050
Why don't you get a life.
Do something with yourself. Get a girl.
529
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:51,800
Although, I doubt you could ever
find anyone that would fuck you.
530
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:58,800
You think that's funny? You
think that's funny?!
531
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,600
No, of course not.
532
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:11,800
I'd watch the way you choose your fucking words!
Remember who's choosing your fucking dares, okay?
533
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,600
I know.
534
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:20,600
Alright, good talk everyone...
okay let's play!
535
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,600
Okay, now back to Courtney.
Courtney, truth or dare?
536
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,800
You're just gonna stab me again
if I choose truth, right?
537
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,600
Dare.
538
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,200
Dare! Okay. I've got a great
one for you... Tony!
539
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,800
What, what are you doing? What
are you doing, man?
540
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,800
Get up! Now, stand over there.
Alright.
541
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:57,600
Ow!
542
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,700
No! Please!
543
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,800
It's a bullet!
544
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,600
No!
545
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800
Look, it's a bullet!
546
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,600
No!
547
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
Kiss it!
548
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,350
No!
549
00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:08,800
Kiss it for luck!
550
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:17,600
No!
551
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:23,700
No! No! Please.
552
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:29,800
Stand still.
553
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,600
Okay.
554
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Okay, okay. Oh, this is going
to be fun. Okay.
555
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:41,800
Courtney, stand up. Stand up.
556
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,600
There you go.
557
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Okay. Now Courtney, I'm gonna give you
the gun, okay? Don't get any ideas.
558
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,600
Now take the gun.
559
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,800
I dare you to shoot that cup
off Tony's head.
560
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,600
Oh, fuck me!
561
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,600
If you don't complete the dare though, you'll
be the one with the bullet in your head.
562
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:25,800
If I think you're intentionally trying to miss, we'll
just keep shooting until you hit something. Got it?
563
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,600
Oh, this is going to be fun!
564
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,800
Courtney, back to you. Truth or
dare?
565
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,600
Dare.
566
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,800
I dare you to shoot that cup
off Tony's head.
567
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,600
Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
568
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Courtney, you can do this,
okay. You can do this.
569
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,800
I can't.
570
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,600
Do it!
571
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,800
Courtney just stay calm and aim the gun at
the cup! You got this! You can do this!
572
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,800
Use both of your hands!
573
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,600
Okay, okay, okay.
574
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,800
You gotta stand still! Quite
moving around!
575
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,600
I got fucking stabbed in the
leg!
576
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800
Alright, aim it higher! You
gotta aim it higher!
577
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,600
Come on!
578
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,700
You got this!
579
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:13,600
Courtney!
580
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,800
Okay, okay, okay!
581
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,600
Right there!
582
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800
Guys I can't do it if you guys
are; - let me focus!
583
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,600
Courtney!
584
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,800
You did it! You did it!
585
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Thank you!
586
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Thank you for not killing me.
587
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:51,800
Well, that was sure
anti-climatic! Sit down.
588
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,800
Tony! Stay right there.
589
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,600
Okay! Okay!
590
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,200
Ray, truth or dare?
591
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,800
Don't pick dare, dude!
592
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,600
Dare.
593
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:07,600
Why? God! What is wrong with
you?
594
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,800
I need you to stand up, Ray.
Ray get up.
595
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,600
Right here.
596
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,800
Okay. Now it seemed a bit easy
for Courtney, so; -
597
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,800
Ray, I'm gonna change it up.
598
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:26,600
Oh, fuck you!
599
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,600
What the? That's not fair.
600
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,800
Well Ray, I don't think it's up to you
to decide what's fair or not, okay?
601
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,600
Fuck.
602
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Remember, even though you're blindfolded, I've still
got my gun on your head, okay? So no funny shit.
603
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:07,800
Okay, Ray. No funny stuff,
okay? Here's the gun.
604
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,600
Okay.
605
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Ray? Truth or dare?
606
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,600
Shit!
607
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Come on, Ray. Play the game!
608
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,600
Dare!
609
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,800
There you go, Ray. You know what to do.
Shoot the cup off of his head.
610
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,800
Derik, I can't do this.
611
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,600
Don't.
612
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800
I really can't. I can't do it.
613
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,550
Oh, yes you can.
614
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:35,300
I can't do it again.
615
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:35,600
Oh yes.
616
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,300
I don't wanna do it. Please.
617
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:36,800
You can. You can.
618
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:37,100
Please!
619
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,800
It's exciting! It's truth or
dare!
620
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,600
No, its not! Shit!
621
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,800
Not there, Ray! You've gotta aim it higher!
You're gonna shoot him in the head!
622
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,600
Over to the left a little!
623
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,800
Come on! You're gonna blow his
freaking head off! What are you doing?
624
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,800
Girls, you're gonna screw him
up! Leave him alone!
625
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,600
You want to live or don't you?
626
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Everybody shut the fuck up! Tony, you got the best
sight on this. I want you to tell me where to aim.
627
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,800
Okay, come on. You gotta at least;
you're way off. Let me; at least try here.
628
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,300
Alright Ray. Listen to me,
buddy. We're gonna do this.
629
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:09,100
Alright, here's what you gotta
do.
630
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:14,800
Okay. Just raise the gun, up a little higher.
Now off to your right. Your other right.
631
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,300
Okay, now down a little bit. No, no, no,
no, no, no! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up!
632
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:23,800
Okay, right there. Right there.
Right there, perfect! Perfect, Ray. Perfect.
633
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:30,600
Okay, I think I'm ready.
Alright. Oh shit.
634
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,800
Ray! You lowered your fucking; - raise it up!
Raise it up, Ray!
635
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,800
I'm gonna count down from 5.
636
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,600
Okay.
637
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,800
Now over to your right.
638
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,600
Five!
639
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,200
Is it good?
640
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,000
Ray, up!
641
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:42,600
Four!
642
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:43,800
A little up higher, Ray!
643
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,600
Three!
644
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800
What about now?
645
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,600
Two!
646
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,800
Holy shit! Ray, you did it! You
did it!
647
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,600
Holy shit!
648
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,600
Ray, you fucking did it!, baby!
649
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,800
Who would have thought all those
years of Duck Hunt paid off, buddy!
650
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,800
I can't believe that shit
actually worked!
651
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,800
Enough, Ray! You need to sit
down now.
652
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,800
Good work, Ray! Good work, dude!
653
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,300
That was a good shot.
654
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:21,600
Okay, Jen. Truth or dare?
655
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,800
Jen, choose truth. You won last
round.
656
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,800
Jen, truth. Truth.
657
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,100
Dare.
658
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:29,600
God dammit!
659
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,600
What are you doing?
660
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,600
What the fuck is wrong with you?
661
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,800
I'm gonna need you to get up, we're
gonna do the same thing. Come over here.
662
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,800
Hey hey! You! Ah, ah, ah! You!
Get back there!
663
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,600
Yeah but I; -
664
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,600
Get back over there!
665
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
I went like three times maybe
we should have someone else go?
666
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,600
You're not done yet, party boy.
667
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Man, are you sure you want me to play, maybe
the fans want to see someone else? Derik?
668
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,800
Okay, the rules. Hold still.
669
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,300
Okay. Okay.
670
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,600
Right there.
671
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,700
I don't want to play anymore.
672
00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:10,800
Oh what the fuck is that?
673
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,800
It's a shotgun!
674
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:28,600
Okay.
675
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:37,800
Jennifer. Pick up the shotgun.
And don't do anything else but the dare.
676
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,300
Hey Jen, Jen! Aim up! You gotta
aim up!
677
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,600
I want you to shoot that off
Tony's head.
678
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,100
Now, that's a 12 gauge shotgun.
It's got nine shells in it...
679
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,950
So its gonna kick an awful lot, so you're
gonna wanna adjust your stance, okay?
680
00:52:49,150 --> 00:52:51,800
I know you're a girl and you probably
haven't fired one of these before so...
681
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,800
How old is the girl you're
chatting with online?
682
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,600
What?
683
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:04,700
No, Jen! No!
684
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:10,600
I'm so sorry!
685
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:18,600
Yes! Yes! Jen! Jen, I love how you
play this game! Holy shit! Oh my god!
686
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:25,800
We need a cheer! A Daredev; - we'll come up with
a cheer later, that was awesome! That was awesome.
687
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:36,800
Okay, I need you to sit down. That was
really good, Jen. That was really good. Yes!
688
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:47,600
Okay. I'm gonna check how our
video is doing.
689
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:53,600
You guys! Oh my God! We, we
just passed a million views!
690
00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:01,450
Yes! High five! Oh, okay. Yes! Yes!
Okay, let me read some of our comments.
691
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:06,875
Mike from Ohio. He says this is the
best video we've done. I know, Mike!
692
00:54:07,075 --> 00:54:12,100
He says its better than any of his
videos he's done. You know, yeah.
693
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:20,800
And Neil from Arizona, he thinks... he thinks
the new gore fx are even better than...
694
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:26,100
Those aren't effects! I'll show you this!
This is real! This is real!
695
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,800
That's real! Those are real! Those are real!
Is this real?! Is this real?!
696
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,600
Help!
697
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Is this real?! Is this real?!
698
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,800
Yes, it's real!
699
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,800
Is that real?!
700
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,800
He's killing us!
701
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,800
Is this real?!
702
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,800
Please help us!
703
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,800
Is this real?!
704
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,600
Yes!
705
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,800
Is this real?! Is this cgi?!
Stupid people! You stupid people!
706
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,800
I'm giving you the reality you
want! This is all real!
707
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,600
Help! We are at 951 Durden Dr!
708
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:08,800
You're gonna be on tv, Ray! Ray! Wake up, Ray!
Ray! Wake up! You're on tv! This is all real!
709
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,600
God, help us!
710
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:15,800
They're all back here! They're
dead! They're fucking dead!
711
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,600
Apparently we need to amp
things up!
712
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,800
Is that, is that what it's come to? All they
want is sex? That's all they want is sex!
713
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:29,300
That's what this world has come to!
That's what this world has come to!
714
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:34,800
You know what? Let's give em.
We'll 'em what they want. Let me think.
715
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,600
You guys, I've got an idea.
Okay. I've got an idea.
716
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,600
Michelle! Get up, Michelle! Get
up! Get up! Ah! Ah!
717
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Wake up! Come on, come on. We're gonna
play the game. We're gonna play the game.
718
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:47,800
My head hurts!
719
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,600
Get up!
720
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,800
Come on, come on. We're gonna play the game.
Come on, we're gonna play the game.
721
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,800
Come on, come on. You're not
very tough for a boy.
722
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:56,600
Please stop. Stop!
723
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:03,600
Get up. Come on. Get up! Get
up! Get up! Get up!
724
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:09,800
Alright. This game is the best yet. I thought of it.
I've got an idea. I've got an idea for this round, okay?
725
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,800
And for this round, its my turn!
Its gonna be my turn okay?
726
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,600
Umm, I'm gonna choose dare. I'm
gonna choose dare.
727
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,800
Tony lost on his round so, we need to get
him out of the players circle. I'll just...
728
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:42,600
What is he doing?
729
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:49,300
Okay. What was I gonna do? Oh
yeah, I choose dare.
730
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:50,800
I dare Courtney to kiss me.
731
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:51,600
Don't touch me.
732
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,800
That's, that's, what, that's
what the fans want.
733
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,600
No!
734
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:04,700
They want more sex, so...
735
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:13,600
What the hell was that?!
736
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,800
You're gonna regret that.
Remember who's running the game here.
737
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:25,600
Especially since you're up next!
738
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:38,800
Ladies and gentlemen. Courtney chooses dare.
Courtney, I dare you to masturbate with this bottle.
739
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:44,600
What is wrong with you?
740
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,600
Wasn't it, wasn't it your turn?
Remember, because I just went.
741
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:57,800
Well you know what? I've decided its the lightning
round. And like I said, you're up first. Go.
742
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,600
No.
743
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,600
You're up.
744
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,600
We're having trouble following your game
because you keep changing the rules on us.
745
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,600
Okay, Jennifer. I know it's a little hard to
see the rules right now, but how about this?
746
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,800
How about I just go ahead and eliminate everyone
else from the game. And you can play by yourself.
747
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,800
Well, let's see. Who should I
start with first?
748
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,600
Derik, this isn't fair.
749
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:31,800
You want to talk about fair, Ray?! All I ever wanted
to do, was have my own successful Youtube Channel.
750
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,600
Well, as we know, it doesn't
really work that way, does it?!
751
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:42,300
Now, here I have my hands on a record-breaking video,
so if anyone thinks what I'm doing isn't fair...
752
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,600
Shut the fuck up!
753
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,700
Okay, okay, okay, shhhh. Just
don't point the gun. I'll do it.
754
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,600
Alright, great, great, great,
let's play! Let's play the game.
755
00:58:52,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Get up. This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be
fun. Okay, let's get right by the camera here.
756
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:14,800
Okay yeah. I'm gonna need you
to sit right here.
757
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:20,800
Okay, great. Alright, guys.
758
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,600
Oh that's, that's a nice shot.
759
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:45,800
Okay. Courtney chose dare. Courtney,
I dare you to masturbate with that bottle.
760
00:59:46,000 --> 01:00:13,600
Come on.
761
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:32,600
Come on, do it, do it, do it.
762
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:40,600
I can't. I can't. I can't do
this.
763
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,800
Come on. This should be easy for you. After all,
you're the one that's fucking around everywhere!
764
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,600
Don't, talk to her like that.
765
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800
What's that, Ray? You said you
wanna keep it in the family?
766
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,600
Go to hell!
767
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Oh, did you just say you wanted to help? Oh
you guys, Ray wants to help out on this one.
768
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,300
Oh, that's great! Oh, that's
great, Ray, thanks!
769
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,600
Woo! We gotta help her. Alright!
770
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Now Ray, I know you're excited from the recent
developments in the game, but remember, I'll shoot you.
771
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:24,600
Stand up.
772
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:39,200
Come on. Come on, Ray. Right here.
Right here, let's play the game.
773
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:53,600
Okay, Ray. I dare you to have sex
with Courtney with that bottle.
774
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:59,800
And Ray! You gotta complete the dare!
Otherwise, I'm shooting everybody.
775
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:21,600
Okay? Besides, this should be
familiar territory for you.
776
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:31,800
It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna go really
gentle. Okay, it's gonna be alright.
777
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:52,600
I'm so, so sorry.
778
01:02:52,800 --> 01:03:00,200
Come on. Deeper, Ray. Deeper.
779
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:07,600
Why? Why isn't she coming, Ray?
780
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,700
Oh God, please just please;
please baby.
781
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:13,800
I can't do this anymore, I'm
sorry. I can't.
782
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,600
He's gonna kill us.
783
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,800
He's gonna kill all of us, don't you get
that? I don't wanna kill the one I love.
784
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,600
Derik That's okay, I'll finish
it.
785
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,800
No! We gotta do it! Baby, we gotta finish it,
we gotta finish it! Please just go!
786
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,800
Okay! Okay! I'll do it! I'll do
it! I'll do it!
787
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,600
Do it, Ray.
788
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:50,600
Just do it, baby. Just do it.
789
01:03:50,800 --> 01:04:07,600
Come on, Ray! I could do
better! Come on!
790
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:15,800
Oh my god, Ray! Somethings
wrong! Something is wrong! Ray!
791
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,300
Pull it out, Ray!
792
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,600
I can't! It's stuck!
793
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,600
Don't make me start counting!
794
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:26,800
No! Don't! Stop! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't pull it out!
795
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:44,600
I love you...
796
01:04:44,800 --> 01:05:08,800
I didn't, I didn't think that
would work!
797
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,600
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
798
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,600
I guess Courtney's not playing
anymore.
799
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:21,800
Whoops. Okay. Ray. Okay, Ray.
We need to carry on with our game.
800
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:27,800
Okay, Ray. I dare you to
perform oral sex on Courtney.
801
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:28,600
What?!
802
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:33,200
Ray, I dare you to go down on
Courtney.
803
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,600
I can't. This is fucking wrong,
man.
804
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,800
Well, that hasn't stopped you
before, Ray.
805
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,600
What the fuck is wrong with you?
806
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:48,600
Wait, wait, you never asked me
if I wanted truth or dare?
807
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:55,800
Ray! It's the lightning round!
Every turn's a dare! Come on, Ray.
808
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,600
Come on! Tick-tock, Ray.
Tick-tock.
809
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:04,200
Ray, she's already dead, okay.
You're not gonna hurt her.
810
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,800
I can't! I can't fucking do it!
It's so fucked up! I can't!
811
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:39,800
It's better than a bullet in
the head.
812
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:45,600
I'm sorry!
813
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:50,200
How much longer do I have to do
this?!
814
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:59,000
Til I say stop! Come on! Sex!
Sex!
815
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:10,900
See! See! That's what you want.
Sex!
816
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:22,800
Okay, Ray, I'm bored. You can
stop.
817
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,600
Come on, Ray. Good job.
818
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:43,800
I'm gonna check the latest video. Ray,
remove Courtney from the player's circle.
819
01:07:44,000 --> 01:08:14,600
Na ah ah! All of her. All of
her.
820
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:19,800
There you go, Ray. Ray! This
video is incredible, Ray.
821
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:26,600
It's the best video. It's the
best video yet!
822
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:49,800
Okay, Ray. I'm need you to sit
back down. Come on.
823
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,300
Okay! Alright, back to the game!
824
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,800
Jennifer, I have a dare for you.
825
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:55,600
What?
826
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:02,600
I dare you to take Michelle's
eye out with a corkscrew.
827
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:21,800
And I'm not waiting around on this okay? I'd rather
just shoot you if you're holding up the game!
828
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,600
I promise to be quick about it.
829
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:28,600
I'd rather have you shoot me,
than tear out my eye!
830
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:33,800
Oh yeah? Well I bet Jennifer feels
differently about that, don't ya Jen?
831
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,800
Michelle! Michelle!
832
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,600
Okay!
833
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800
We don't exactly have a choice
here!
834
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,600
Okay! Okay!
835
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:45,300
Okay, alright, well let's do it.
Come on, let's play the game! Okay?
836
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:49,800
Let's see it, I'll even help.
I'll even help.
837
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,600
I'm sorry.
838
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,600
Okay. Left or right eye?
839
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,600
Does it matter? Just choose one!
840
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:10,800
Open your eye. I'll be quick, I
promise.
841
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:32,600
I'm sorry!
842
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:38,600
God! Great job, Jennifer!
843
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:56,800
Thanks for not wasting our time.
844
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,800
Okay, Michelle, you're up.
845
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,600
Come on.
846
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:22,200
Your eye is not the only thing
you lost you were born with.
847
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:40,800
Okay. Michelle, I dare you to
remove Ray's cancerous tumor.
848
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,800
What is he talking about?
849
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,600
I never, I never told you.
850
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:56,800
Hey, hey, hey! I can tell! Go!
Michelle!
851
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:57,600
Where is it?
852
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:05,800
One thing that Ray didn't share with any of you,
well, except for his sister, lover, Courtney...
853
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:17,800
Is that he has cancer in his,
in his right testicle.
854
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,800
Let's get this over with.
855
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,600
No, no, no!
856
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,600
Ray, we have to.
857
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,800
Ray stop fighting me or I'm gonna end
up cutting everything off if you don't.
858
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,600
No! No!
859
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,600
Ray, stop, come on.
860
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:44,200
Get it over with! Do it!
861
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:52,600
I don't want to do this.
862
01:12:52,800 --> 01:13:18,800
Ray, it's not the end of the
world, trust me.
863
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,600
Here!
864
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:28,800
Where did it go? Where'd it go?
You know those are a delicacy in the Rockies.
865
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,800
Angle the knife up.
866
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,600
Do it!
867
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,800
Hey! That was awesome, though!
That was awesome!
868
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:42,800
Nice job, Michelle!
869
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:48,600
No!
870
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:56,600
Thank you...
871
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:07,600
Oh, Ray. You quit.
872
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:28,800
Why'd you quit the game, Ray?
873
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,600
What the fuck happened?!
874
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,800
Oh good, you're awake! Let's
finish the game.
875
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,600
What did you do with Ray?
876
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:44,300
Well, right there. See, you guys had ice in your
cooler upstairs, but the water's not turned on yet...
877
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:48,600
So I had to use some sort of
liquid to jolt you awake.
878
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:54,800
Okay. Uh. It's my turn, isn't it?
I choose dare. Who has a dare for me?
879
01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:10,300
Go fucking stab yourself.
880
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:22,050
Ow! That fucking hurts.
881
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:33,600
Let's finish the game.
882
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:41,600
Jennifer, I dare you to remove
Michelle's kidney.
883
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:47,700
You sick son of a bitch. Do you
even care if she survives?
884
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:53,800
Care? Do I care? Nobody cares
more about this than me.
885
01:15:54,000 --> 01:16:22,800
And besides, video never dies.
Now do it!
886
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,600
Where is your kidney?
887
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:32,800
Just look for the scar on my back. I have one removed
when I was seven, just match it on the other side.
888
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,600
What? How is she supposed to
survive with no kidneys?
889
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:42,800
Well! It might be nice to know that patients can
actually live without kidneys for days, if not weeks!
890
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:47,600
Do it! Finish the game!
891
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,800
I'm gonna do it on the count of
three, okay?
892
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:56,800
One...
893
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:05,800
Two...
894
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:14,600
Three...
895
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:30,200
I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it
out. Okay?
896
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:45,600
Okay! That was great! That was
great!
897
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:59,800
Okay, Michelle. You're up.
I dare you to give Jennifer an abortion.
898
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,600
You're pregnant?
899
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:18,800
I'm a little sick of the knife
so, let's see what else I got.
900
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:31,800
I guess these will have to do!
901
01:18:32,000 --> 01:19:01,600
Do it!
902
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:06,200
You still don't get it, do you?
903
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:10,800
I'm gonna have to do this
myself.
904
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:25,300
No! No! No! No! No! No!
905
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:39,600
Where is it? Where is it?
906
01:19:39,800 --> 01:20:52,800
You never asked me what I did
to the man that raped me!
907
01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:00,600
Good game.
908
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:24,600
Guess I'm gonna have to go find
a new team.
909
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:36,800
Derik, Derik! Tell me. What was it like being
the newest member of the Truth or Daredevils?
910
01:21:37,000 --> 01:24:24,351
You wanna know the truth?
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