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In 2046,
the earth experiences enormous change.
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Aliens from Xucker planet kept using
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...radiation to destroy the fertility
of human beings on earth.
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99% of male on earth has failed to breed.
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The United Nations
has selected a healthy woman
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named "Future".
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They plan to send her back to 2011.
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And find a healthy man
whom she can make love with,
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to extract healthy genes
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to breed offspring for human beings.
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However, aliens have sent
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...their most powerful
Xucker No. 1 and Xucker No.2
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to stop Future.
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She is Future.
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I will go with you to 2011.
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Once she is raped by us,
people on earth will be extinct.
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"THE 33D INVADER"
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My name is Jeana.
I am an undergraduate of I.T. University.
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Enrolled in the Faculty of Law.
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I have decided to become a lawyer
who will fight for female rights.
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Hey, catch the ball,
what are you looking at?
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So naughty.
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This girl, who flirts all the time
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is my best friend,
Ceci of the Faculty of Medicine.
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She is very familiar with
the human structure.
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Especially Men's.
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She did not learn it
during class, but on bed.
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This is Jane,
who is quick-tongued in argument.
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She studies Law with me.
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She has a fierce mouth.
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She always scolds those useless geeks
till they burst into tears.
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This is Mia, she is a year one student.
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She is as pure as snow.
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Before, her mother was very strict to her
that made her know nothing.
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Now that she is released,
she is curious about everything.
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Let me tell you a secret,
she is still a virgin.
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Now she is beset by to whom
she should devote her first night.
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Wow, like a big buffalo.
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Wow, like a big stove.
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Wow... got a big boob?
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Let me see...
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Damn it.
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Do you really think you are the big boss?
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I have share on buying this telescope too.
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We have agreed to let me use it first.
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Honestly, if I had not advised you...
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to buy this super AV night-vision
see-through telescope,
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you would not be able to
see all these tonight?
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This stuff... can enable us
to see through her to her bottom?
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Of course.
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Its main function is for peeking
at women at night.
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I endured all kinds of hardships
to adjust the telescope
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under the strong sun
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is for your visual pleasure
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at night.
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And you two think that
I'm making fun of you?
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Oh my god!
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How come this world can be so unfair?
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Calm down, calm down.
Take your time to adjust.
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Let me prepare the breakfast for you.
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I give you a hand.
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Please add a drumstick!
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What are you reading?
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Nothing,
I am doing a research on Human Dynamics.
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Look!
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What?
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It's Jeana, Jane, Ceci and Mia
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who have moved to the opposite apartment.
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From now on, we will meet everyday,
what so interesting?
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Why are they moving in?
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It's almost time for graduation exam.
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We have moved in here for revision,
they do too.
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Would they have...
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something else in mind?
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Why?
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Danson and Felix, are not worth mentioning.
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As for you and me...
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We are able to make
a lot of girls crazy for us.
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Stop dreaming please!
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Go to school.
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"Students should focus on studying
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Don't indulge too much in boobs"
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What's up again?
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It should be...
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the bull penis sandwich I had last night.
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Now my body is not working,
everything got mess up.
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You'd better go first.
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I won't bother.
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We are such a big guy
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that should put priority on dating
than scoring.
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Let me show you my secret weapon!
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Jeana, you have moved in here?
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Yes, you too?
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Yup. Work hard on your
graduation examination.
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We have great hope on
you, our future lawyer.
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Goodbye.
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Jeana, aren't you very fond of him?
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He cannot escape from you this time.
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But, he has said nothing.
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He is great. Yes.
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If you don't want, I'll take him.
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How can you be so aggressive?
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Then, I'll take him.
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There is only one bathroom.
Who should go first?
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I will go first!
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This Ceci keeps striving for everything,
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for man, for swank
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and for bathroom too.
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I really can't bear this any more.
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We are good friends
and we are living together now.
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We have to bear with each other. Yes!
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Stealth Peeper... off you go!
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Go up to the sky! We count on you!
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Bon voyage, Stealth Peeper!
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Don't give up!
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We will be able to watch it soon!
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So... so big!
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Ping pong only.
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Look at that
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and here again.
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Should be bowling balls!
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She is so sexy, I can't stand it!
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You want to sacrifice
thousands of your sperms again?
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Watch it. Don't just lay eyes on one,
there are three others.
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That makes sense.
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It is time to broaden our vision.
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It's beautiful, that one is good.
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Give it to me, I like this one.
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It's really a never ending story.
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That cleavage is so...
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deep!
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What are you doing?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Shit
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Stealth Peeper!
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Why...
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It's snowing in June... Rest in peace...
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You have devoted your whole life to me.
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And you did great these years!
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You have shown me thousands of boobs
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and your death is worthwhile.
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Stephen!
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Leave me alone.
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People won't cry if they are not sad.
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Go, go away!
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Hey, you don't have to run.
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Are you afraid of shits falling down?
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Cool guy.
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Shit!
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It hits me.
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Dinner time!
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Come out and eat.
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Where is Stephen?
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Gone to study?
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What are you looking at?
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Piccolo's costume in Dragon Ball.
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Have you ever seen this?
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Have your meal and stop being so nosy!
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What are you reading? Porno?
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Science fiction.
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What is it about?
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It talks about future people...
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coming to the twenty-first century
by a time machine
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to rescue the earth by
science and technology.
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Terminator?
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' Got it!
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What have you got?
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A plan that startles everyone.
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It's time to shed our sperms
and lay down our life.
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Shouldn't it be "shed our blood"?
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Whatever.
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Let me get ready first.
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So... shall We trust him?
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No matter we trust him or not,
we have to masturbate ourselves.
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Let's bet!
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Three horny dogs.
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I think, this bastard
Stephen Chow of Mechanical Engineering
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will be back again.
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What should we do?
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Fool him.
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Right,
we should give these horny dogs a lesson.
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What if this is Lawrence?
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Will you go with the flow?
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Please!
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I'm here to prepare the graduation exam
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and I've nothing else in my mind.
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Not for the time being?
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It's none of your business.
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I am sorry, iPad is out of stock.
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iPhone should be enough for you.
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Stephen, what's next?
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Just wait until the girls come out.
You can fool around with them.
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What's that sound?
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Let's check it out.
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Go!
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Listen, human on earth.
Listen, human on earth.
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The earth will be destroyed
in the year of 2012.
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I am Bastardian. I am here to rescue you.
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Really?
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Absolutely!
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Quickly take off your clothes,
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we will shoot the power particles
into your body.
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When the earth is destroyed in 2012,
you just need to yell
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'Help, honey'.
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We will be here to save you.
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I see!
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Come on.
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It is so cold outside, get in and talk.
Come on.
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Follow us. Come on.
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Late birds won't get the worm...
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Come in.
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Come on.
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Turn off the light! Beat them up!
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What's up?
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Don't beat my face... don't...
No... don't beat me...
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Stephen, did you say
we must have something to "eat" today?
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Yes, haven't you had the banana?
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Better than none.
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Hey boys, do you need those hanging there?
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Give them to me if you don't want.
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Leave us please.
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Stephen, it's so hot
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Even my penis cannot
escape from the sunburn.
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I don't mind
if I can have the suntan like Louis Koo.
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Does Louis sunbath his penis as well?
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Jeana
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Why are you still here?
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I have to work on a project
with my classmates.
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Will have examination in a week's time.
How about you?
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I am here to borrow reference books.
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I see.
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That day... Stephen
and the two others were a bit over.
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Don't get mad at them.
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They were punished, anyway. It is fair now.
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I will scold them for that.
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Are you going home?
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How about you?
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Let's go together.
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Ok. Let me help you with this.
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Jeana
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Sean?
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He is wicked. Ignore him.
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Why do you leave when you see me?
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We all will leave after class.
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Let me treat you with Italian food.
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I'm busy.
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You have time to walk with him
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but you don't have time to dine with me.
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What's the matter with you?
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She has already declined your dating.
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Hey boy, you wanna a fight?
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Let me go!
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It hurts...
Do you know who are you talking to?
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Let me go... Who are you talking to?
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Let me go...
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If you keep stalking her,
I will wring out yours!
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OK...
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Go.
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Let's go and eat something.
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OK! Lawrence.
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I have the key of the changing room,
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why don't you take a shower first.
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Can?
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Jeana, you are still here?
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The water heater at my home is not working.
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Go...
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It went off, and exploded everywhere
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covering his entire face with red paint.
270
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,584
It's strange today.
271
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:40,251
Look, just lightning and no thunder.
Have you ever seen this?
272
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,459
How strange is it?
273
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,334
It's like Black Rainstorm over there!
274
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,542
Look!
275
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,792
Hello... Pretty!
276
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:52,709
Hi!
277
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:55,501
There's not much fun for you girls
to drink and chit-chat?
278
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,626
Let's play the finger-guessing game.
279
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,584
What so funny to play finger-guessing?
280
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,042
Let's go to your place.
281
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,584
Shower, massage and the
whole set of 2-play...
282
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,459
How about $2,600?
283
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:07,959
$2,600?
284
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:09,626
A whore?
285
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,542
With my charm, I can have all girls I want,
286
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,459
do I look like needing a whore, nonsense!
287
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,376
Simply tell us you don't have money.
288
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,209
Cheap bastard!
289
00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:18,292
You...
290
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,207
I'll definitely beat the shit out of you
if you still hang around!
291
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:22,459
Cheap bastard? We will see.
292
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,292
What happened?
293
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:12,959
What's up? You two
294
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,501
don't have money to get a room
and want to do it in an alley?
295
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,709
Are you kidding?
296
00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:20,917
Don't block my way.
297
00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:22,959
After you. Go there and take a look.
298
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,084
This should be Hong Kong in 2011.
299
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,334
There are some people, check them out.
300
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:29,792
Go there and take a look.
301
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:31,959
Is it the Terminator?
302
00:20:32,084 --> 00:20:33,209
Another one?
303
00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:34,126
Shooting a film? They are having sex.
304
00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:35,084
Let's check it out.
305
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:35,917
I shall go first.
306
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,167
Is it Hong Kong in 2011, earthman?
307
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:44,876
Stop pretending.
308
00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,626
Where is the camera?
309
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,459
We are not that stupid,
We're not falling for this.
310
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,959
Who are you? Are you from the paper or TV?
311
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,376
We won't let you video us that easily.
312
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,917
This guy has a relatively low IQ,
basically an inferior creature.
313
00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:05,709
He could just think of violence,
food, and sex.
314
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,667
This kind of inferior creature
315
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,042
should have been eliminated
on earth 40 years ago.
316
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:11,667
I don't know what you are talking about.
317
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,876
Bro, you take care of this naked guy
318
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:15,584
and I'll take care of this naked woman, ok?
319
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:16,459
What about us?
320
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,584
We should get in line.
It will be your turn after me.
321
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:19,251
After you again?
322
00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:21,667
It's fine, he is always quick.
323
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:23,209
Let him go first. Pretty fast.
324
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:39,917
It is a misunderstanding...
a misunderstanding only.
325
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,167
I have an appointment. You... Enjoy!
326
00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:44,042
Don't you want to make love with me?
327
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:45,501
Next time maybe, no, no...
328
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:47,709
I'm just kidding.
329
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,376
Your husband is so strong.
He must be keeping you very happy.
330
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,209
We are just trying to be funny.
331
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,876
Have you seen a girl named Future?
332
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,292
She is also naked like us.
333
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,334
No, big boss.
334
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,334
Earthman.
335
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,251
Isn't there a proverb
called "eat what you are weak in"?
336
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:02,667
Eat them!
337
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:13,876
She must have arrived. Go stop her.
338
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,042
We have to wear clothes
to avoid arousing attention.
339
00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:24,834
What happened to you? Got robbed?
340
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,084
Help! Aliens really exist...
341
00:22:30,626 --> 00:22:33,126
Look, should I get this skirt?
342
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:35,167
I found a more beautiful one...
343
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,709
Why is this happening?
344
00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:38,709
What happened?
345
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:40,709
It must be the guys next door again.
346
00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:47,167
We died a terrible death
347
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:52,751
We committed suicide
because we couldn't get a girlfriend...
348
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:55,667
They are really scared.
349
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,626
I am the god of ideas.
350
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,251
If I'm not a fan of Brad Pitt,
351
00:22:58,417 --> 00:22:59,667
I could even get Angelina Jolie if I want!
352
00:23:00,334 --> 00:23:01,376
Stephen, you are amazing!
353
00:23:01,584 --> 00:23:02,417
Of course.
354
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:12,834
What happened?
355
00:23:17,209 --> 00:23:19,667
We are caught... Retreat! Retreat! Go!
356
00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:23,542
Women are so mean.
357
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,292
Not yet so!
358
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:39,209
What did you do this time?
359
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,667
Women nowadays are so sick.
360
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,626
They like to stock
so many rubbish bins at home.
361
00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:46,084
I don't like those women
362
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,501
who stock 3 rubbish bins at home.
363
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:50,084
They are gonna go crazy tonight
with nowhere to keep the rubbish.
364
00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:51,209
Exactly!
365
00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,709
In order to comfort myself and my brothers,
366
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:56,501
I decided to share my enshrine,
The Boobs Goddess, Amy Yip
367
00:23:56,626 --> 00:24:00,167
And "The Penis God, Elvis Tsui"
with all of you.
368
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:03,334
Their older version of "Sex and Zen"
369
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,501
is great.
370
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,042
Let's watch it together.
371
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:11,167
Please give me a break
and let me study, would you?
372
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:14,001
But the television is in the living room.
373
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,126
Please.
374
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:17,667
Be my guest, I'm going to bed.
375
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,042
Go away!
376
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,376
What are you doing, turn on the television.
377
00:24:23,459 --> 00:24:24,417
After you.
378
00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:27,667
Get the remote, don't just stare.
379
00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:30,001
We don't have a spare hand.
380
00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:43,792
It's trapped, it's trapped...
381
00:25:29,126 --> 00:25:30,167
Who are you?
382
00:25:30,251 --> 00:25:32,334
Is it Hong Kong in 2011?
383
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,417
Miss, who are you?
384
00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:37,709
My name is Future.
385
00:25:37,876 --> 00:25:40,292
Is it Hong Kong in 2011?
386
00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,459
You...
387
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,417
How come you are naked?
388
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:45,501
I took the time machine to come here
389
00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:46,792
and it cannot transmit any clothes.
390
00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:47,792
Time machine?
391
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:48,917
Right.
392
00:25:49,126 --> 00:25:52,209
I got it. Jeana sent you here.
393
00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:54,667
Want to fool me? Not that easy.
394
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,376
Please put on some clothes.
395
00:25:57,542 --> 00:26:00,001
I was sent by the Union Nations in 2046.
396
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:03,001
I am here to look for healthy sperms
397
00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:04,709
to breed off springs for humans.
398
00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:07,709
My basic instinct tells me that
you are healthy.
399
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:08,751
Let me check.
400
00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:09,917
What do you want?
401
00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:11,917
How much did they pay you?
402
00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:13,459
Let me check.
403
00:26:13,584 --> 00:26:14,292
Hey... no...
404
00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:16,251
I am not that kind of person!
405
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,876
I really want to check it out.
406
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:21,709
What do you want to do?
407
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,792
Crazy! I don't believe you.
408
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,167
I have a naked woman in my room! Fuck!
409
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:31,126
Harder.
410
00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:32,251
What have you done?
411
00:26:32,417 --> 00:26:33,917
I have a naked Woman in my room.
412
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,209
Did Jeana send her?
413
00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:36,626
What are you saying?
414
00:26:36,751 --> 00:26:37,417
What?
415
00:26:37,584 --> 00:26:38,584
I don't know what he is talking about.
416
00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:40,959
He is talking about me.
417
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:42,876
Who are you?
418
00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:45,459
I am really sent from year 2046.
419
00:26:45,709 --> 00:26:47,876
Human have almost
lost their entire reproductive ability.
420
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:50,876
99% of men's and 80% of women's
421
00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:53,501
lam the only healthy girl among all.
422
00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:54,917
I took the time machine here
423
00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:57,709
I have to mate with a healthy man
424
00:26:58,001 --> 00:26:59,751
and give birth to future generations.
425
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,167
That sounds like a Zombie movie.
426
00:27:01,376 --> 00:27:03,417
Not Zombie, it's alien!
427
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,417
People from Xucker planet
had shot enormous radiation to the earth
428
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,209
that made us lose our reproductive ability.
429
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:10,251
It sounds like porno computer games.
430
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:12,001
You have to trust me.
431
00:27:12,126 --> 00:27:13,751
And you have to keep it a secret.
432
00:27:14,084 --> 00:27:16,751
Because Xucker Planet
has sent two killers to stop me.
433
00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:17,959
One called Xucker No. 1
434
00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:19,501
and the other called Xucker No.2.
435
00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,251
They also have enormous
volume of radiation inside their body.
436
00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:24,209
Once raped by them,
you will lose your reproductive ability.
437
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,834
Or even become an idiot.
438
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:31,792
If we believe in you,
then we are really idiots!
439
00:27:32,126 --> 00:27:35,667
XyzABC xyz ฮด โฉโฉABC
440
00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:37,417
Don't worry. I'll help you.
441
00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:43,709
You are something.
Help me with the rubbish bin too.
442
00:27:46,126 --> 00:27:46,792
It works!
443
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:47,626
Do you believe me?
444
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,709
I don't care others believe or not,
I believe anyway.
445
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,292
You are just looking for
a sperm donor, right?
446
00:27:51,542 --> 00:27:52,459
These charity acts will
have my full support,
447
00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:54,459
I do it a hundred times every year.
448
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,084
Come on,
I will donate 200,000,000 sperms to you.
449
00:27:58,209 --> 00:27:59,376
However be gentle, please!
450
00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,376
So great, all the earwax gone.
451
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:13,376
You smoke and drink too much,
and you don't eat vegetables and fruits.
452
00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:15,417
Your body has absorbed a lot of junk food.
453
00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:16,751
You do not meet the health requirement.
454
00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:18,959
And, your genes are not good enough.
455
00:28:19,126 --> 00:28:20,126
I don't want yours
456
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:23,126
My father, Mr. Miserly and my mother,
Miss Smallboobs
457
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:25,001
were Mr. Asia and Miss Asia respectively.
458
00:28:25,126 --> 00:28:27,334
And you are saying
my genes are not good enough?
459
00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:30,376
I wanted to fuck tonight
but was being fucked up instead.
460
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,834
What a loser!
461
00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:34,126
I'd better stay here to watch Amy Yip.
462
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,376
I need to sleep now. Leave me alone.
463
00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:41,084
I want to talk to you.
464
00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:43,792
But I have nothing to say.
You are here to fool me, obviously.
465
00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:45,834
I really come from the year of 2046.
466
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:49,126
Get out! Do you think you are Wong Kar Wai?
467
00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:50,792
What can I do to make you believe me?
468
00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:52,001
I won't believe you no matter what.
469
00:28:53,251 --> 00:28:54,459
I have locked the door.
470
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,542
I don't care if you sit outside all night.
471
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:05,792
Have you finished yelling?
472
00:29:05,959 --> 00:29:06,459
Ghost...
473
00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:07,834
I am not a ghost.
474
00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:30,792
You are healthy.
475
00:29:30,876 --> 00:29:32,751
Your healthy index is 97.8%.
476
00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:34,376
Very ideal!
477
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:35,876
What do you want?
478
00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:38,876
I want to... make love with you
and get pregnant.
479
00:29:39,001 --> 00:29:41,126
How can this happen?
We don't love each other.
480
00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:43,251
I have read the history of 2011.
481
00:29:43,376 --> 00:29:46,209
People of this generation is easy on sex.
482
00:29:46,542 --> 00:29:49,167
They can have sex on the night they meet.
483
00:29:49,626 --> 00:29:50,751
I don't care what others do.
484
00:29:51,084 --> 00:29:52,001
I cannot.
485
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:53,251
What a pity.
486
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,459
Hey, are you really not...
487
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,751
any kind of ghost, fox spirit or ...?
488
00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:01,542
My name is Future.
I come from the year 2046.
489
00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:02,834
Future, let me ask you
490
00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:04,541
what is the technology level
491
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,459
of your generation?
492
00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,084
Has iPhone 100 been released?
493
00:30:07,334 --> 00:30:08,709
How about iPod and iPad?
494
00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:11,334
The concept is different.
We have everything implanted into the body.
495
00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:13,126
If we need to go on-line...
496
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,542
So cool!
497
00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:20,167
If you don't want to make love with me,
I won't insist.
498
00:30:20,709 --> 00:30:21,501
But,
499
00:30:21,502 --> 00:30:23,834
is there anyone as healthy as you?
500
00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,292
I can only wait for 3 days.
501
00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:28,126
I have to go back to the future in 3 days.
502
00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:31,167
Maybe... we can look around at the school.
503
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:32,167
Are you serious?
504
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:34,667
Good, you take me to school tomorrow.
505
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,251
Then I go to bed first.
Take me there tomorrow.
506
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:38,709
Hey... you cannot sleep here.
507
00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,959
How can we stay in the same room together?
508
00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:43,834
Sorry.
509
00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:45,417
If I sleep outside...
510
00:30:46,459 --> 00:30:47,834
Will they do anything to me...
511
00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,251
I don't want bad genes.
512
00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:50,334
I have an idea.
513
00:30:53,126 --> 00:30:55,167
This roof can be locked,
you may sleep here.
514
00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:57,209
This place is great.
515
00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,917
I like it, I like the nature.
516
00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,501
How come he is with a girl on the roof?
517
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:27,709
We have just...
518
00:31:28,209 --> 00:31:30,376
Well, he is just another playboy.
519
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,542
I can feel it.
520
00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:37,751
What do you feel?
521
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:41,209
Your blood... is flowing a lot quicker.
522
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,917
From your brain to your groins.
523
00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:46,667
I'm sorry!
524
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,751
You have feelings for me, maybe...
525
00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,667
We will finish the mission tomorrow.
526
00:31:52,626 --> 00:31:53,417
But...
527
00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:56,584
Future, now I believe you
are really from the future.
528
00:31:57,459 --> 00:32:00,042
However, I have someone I love already.
529
00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,042
So, this is not a good idea.
530
00:32:03,084 --> 00:32:04,209
Alright,
531
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:06,917
let's see if we can find someone...
532
00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:08,459
as healthy as you tomorrow.
533
00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:09,292
Good night.
534
00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:11,126
Good night.
535
00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:23,667
What happened to you? Your legs are shaky.
536
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:25,667
So great.
537
00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:27,542
Last night, I watched movies of Amy Yip,
538
00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,459
Veronica Yip, Deanie Yip
and Cecilia Yip all night.
539
00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:30,709
I saluted once for each movie.
540
00:32:30,876 --> 00:32:32,709
Almost died from over masturbation.
541
00:32:32,792 --> 00:32:33,709
Even Deanie Yip?
542
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:34,917
Deanie... Deanie...
543
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,751
Of course not, it's Tina.
544
00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:38,417
Was it Deanie T?
545
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:40,667
Deanie T?
546
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,792
Tina Get up already?
547
00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:43,667
Let's have breakfast.
548
00:32:43,751 --> 00:32:44,667
Let me help you.
549
00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:45,751
Sister in law!
550
00:32:48,251 --> 00:32:49,251
So nice!
551
00:32:49,626 --> 00:32:50,376
Morning!
552
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:53,376
What a scrumptious breakfast.
553
00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:54,417
Who made that?
554
00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:55,084
Sister in law.
555
00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:56,292
Sister in law?
556
00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:57,501
I only realize that after
I read the history.
557
00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:00,084
That people in this
generation eats junk food.
558
00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:02,792
Therefore,
I go and look for some food for you guys.
559
00:33:03,376 --> 00:33:04,334
Future,
560
00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:06,542
where did you get this dress?
561
00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:08,542
Doesn't it look good? I made it myself.
562
00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:11,084
Lawrence, we are buddies.
563
00:33:11,209 --> 00:33:12,959
I don't mind if sister in law move in.
564
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,334
But don't make strange things to scare us.
565
00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:17,876
Yes, it is so spooky.
566
00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,959
Actually we don't mind
if there is one more woman at home.
567
00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:22,417
What are you saying?
568
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,334
Future and I...
just met each other last night!
569
00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:26,917
First as strangers, then as friends,
570
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:30,001
later as couples and followed by fetus.
571
00:33:30,126 --> 00:33:30,834
Shut up!
572
00:33:31,334 --> 00:33:32,626
OK, calm down, calm down...
573
00:33:32,751 --> 00:33:35,126
Finish your breakfast quickly,
we go to school together.
574
00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:38,584
Go to school together, you are so in love.
575
00:33:38,751 --> 00:33:42,542
That means Tse Yin and Deborah Lee
are fine now.
576
00:33:44,501 --> 00:33:46,251
Fuck. The four girls are going to school.
577
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:47,709
Follow them.
578
00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:50,876
Wait for me!
579
00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:53,042
"'8 you!
580
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,626
Hey, what a coincidence, pretties!
581
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,792
I shall go first. Bye.
582
00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:00,084
It's them again. Just ignore them.
583
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:04,751
Hi!
584
00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:08,251
Where do you go for study?
Let's go together.
585
00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:10,501
Hey, I heard a rumor saying...
586
00:34:10,626 --> 00:34:12,126
There is a pretty girl in your place.
587
00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:14,584
It's a big secret,
the less you know the better.
588
00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:17,042
Otherwise, your life will be at risk.
589
00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:20,251
As per what you've said...
590
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:24,334
If I become your girlfriend,
my life won't be at risk, right?
591
00:34:24,501 --> 00:34:25,584
Of course.
592
00:34:25,709 --> 00:34:28,042
I only allow bigwigs to do everything
593
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,334
but not the citizens... Right.
594
00:34:31,459 --> 00:34:32,251
Screw it!
595
00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:35,667
They are crazy, ignore them.
596
00:34:36,251 --> 00:34:37,626
Screw you!
597
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,459
I know she is just like that
598
00:34:40,584 --> 00:34:42,626
but I keep allowing her.
599
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,334
What a loser!
600
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:45,584
Shut up, you!
601
00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:49,667
Don't come any closer, are you gay?
602
00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:50,584
Stupid gay guy.
603
00:34:53,334 --> 00:34:54,167
What are you doing?
604
00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:55,417
Sorry...
605
00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:56,917
Sorry, Sir. What are you looking at?
606
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:59,376
His index is just 57.1.
He may not live till 50 years old.
607
00:35:00,084 --> 00:35:02,376
Stop checking everyone, will you?
608
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:05,584
Just tell me when you find a potential one.
I'll talk to him.
609
00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:06,792
And let you check.
610
00:35:07,126 --> 00:35:09,334
Please find someone for me
to "check" next time.
611
00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:10,417
That would be great! Shut up!
612
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,084
Hey, you three are such perverts.
613
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:14,292
I don't understand you.
614
00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:16,251
You hate them and yet you live with them.
615
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:20,126
I don't have a choice. I grew up with them.
616
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:21,959
Who knows they become like that
when they grow up.
617
00:35:22,709 --> 00:35:24,084
Let's go over there to
have a look, shall we?
618
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:25,209
OK.
619
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,876
I came across two aliens on that day,
620
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,292
I fought with them desperately.
621
00:35:29,459 --> 00:35:31,209
And snatched back two
dicks for Keung and Tak.
622
00:35:31,376 --> 00:35:32,501
I wish the dicks can be rejoined.
623
00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:34,209
Is it real?
624
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,542
It's real, and they are powerful.
625
00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:36,376
The female alien asked me
to make love with her,
626
00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:37,167
but I refused to do so.
627
00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:38,376
Who would like to make love with you?
628
00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:39,792
Bullshit! Don't you believe this?
629
00:35:40,251 --> 00:35:41,126
Hello...
630
00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:42,751
Hello. Hi
631
00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:44,251
Please focus on studying but not me.
632
00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:46,167
I won't have dinner with you.
633
00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:48,709
With a rich father like mine,
who need to study?
634
00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:50,001
I definitely will become
a CEO upon graduation.
635
00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:52,917
CEO, don't molest the girls.
636
00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:55,292
They say you were almost
being wrung last night.
637
00:35:55,417 --> 00:35:57,459
If you do it again,
you may end up in ICU instead.
638
00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:02,415
You bitches are so arrogant.
639
00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:03,082
There will be a day
640
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,501
when you will beg me for a fuck and suck,
641
00:36:04,584 --> 00:36:05,584
otherwise I won't call myself Sean
642
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:11,209
Such low index, just 13.3.
643
00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:12,376
Pretty, I am still a virgin.
644
00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:13,834
With your "checking",
you may break my virginity.
645
00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:15,001
You should let me break yours to be fair.
646
00:36:15,126 --> 00:36:16,959
You should see a doctor,
your health is very bad indeed.
647
00:36:17,459 --> 00:36:18,709
Don't go. I mean it
648
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,459
If you don't let me rub you, you can't go.
649
00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:21,334
Come on.
650
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:26,459
What's up?
651
00:36:28,292 --> 00:36:28,959
What's up?
652
00:36:31,251 --> 00:36:32,001
What happened?
653
00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:34,709
What's up? What happened?
654
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:35,292
It hurts...
655
00:36:35,709 --> 00:36:36,376
Painful?
656
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:37,542
What should I do?
657
00:36:38,334 --> 00:36:39,209
Help me, you bastard!
658
00:36:39,584 --> 00:36:40,584
Help you?
How?
659
00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:41,584
Help to pull it out.
660
00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:42,876
Call the ambulance, bastard!
661
00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,459
According to the theory
of "Kama Sutra" from India,
662
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,209
a man and a woman...
663
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,167
Getting a room,
and shedding their clothes, means...
664
00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:57,334
They are well prepared
and have mutual agreement. Hello.
665
00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:58,042
Then sleep together.
666
00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:00,917
When you get high, I push in hardly.
667
00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,292
The theory of India is...
668
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,751
The girl who just moved to your house...
669
00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:06,251
Who is she actually?
670
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,584
I can't tell... I can't betray my friend.
671
00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:11,792
You really can't tell me?
672
00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:13,167
No, I can't.
673
00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:16,876
Hair both on the top and the bottom,
the grape is in the middle.
674
00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:19,417
Hair fighting with hair at night.
675
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:21,751
Hey!
676
00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:23,584
What's up?
677
00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:26,084
Nothing... it is so wonderful.
678
00:37:26,334 --> 00:37:28,001
Can't imagine this formula
could be like this.
679
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,417
There are a lot of formulas,
please pay attention.
680
00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:34,542
For example, you are soft, I am hard.
681
00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:36,209
You spread your legs, I screw it up... Hey!
682
00:37:37,376 --> 00:37:40,084
Tell me. Who is she?
683
00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:42,626
No... I can't.
684
00:37:45,292 --> 00:37:47,126
Hey, hey...
685
00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:53,709
No... there are a lot of people here...
686
00:38:02,084 --> 00:38:03,709
Tell me.
687
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,584
Otherwise...I will leave now.
688
00:38:08,584 --> 00:38:09,959
I can't tell no matter what.
689
00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:16,292
Actually... Future is an alien!
690
00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:21,376
Do you think I will
believe your horse shit?
691
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:23,417
No, no, no...
692
00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:27,292
Actually,
she is Lawrence's cousin from Beijing.
693
00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:30,876
Then take the dick out and show it off.
694
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:33,709
Wait, not done yet, where're you going?
695
00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,084
Hey...
696
00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:36,834
What's up now?
697
00:38:37,626 --> 00:38:38,917
I... I can't...
698
00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:47,792
So...sorry...
699
00:38:49,334 --> 00:38:50,792
They said this question
will be in the examination,
700
00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:51,834
it will be perfect if it is true.
701
00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:52,917
I got it.
702
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:53,542
What?
703
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,376
What did you get?
704
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,876
That girl actually is Lawrence's cousin
from Beijing.
705
00:38:58,084 --> 00:38:59,959
So what? Not a big deal at all.
706
00:39:01,584 --> 00:39:03,042
Don't bother with others' business.
707
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:05,459
Men are all around for my pick.
708
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,042
Shit.
709
00:39:08,584 --> 00:39:09,584
What's up?
710
00:39:09,751 --> 00:39:11,917
Well, the harder she pretends,
the more serious she is.
711
00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,584
I think she is serious with Lawrence.
712
00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:15,001
What should we do then?
713
00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:16,959
We call ourselves buddies for a reason.
714
00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:18,876
We have to help Jeana
take back Lawrence no matter what!
715
00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:19,709
Let's go!
716
00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:20,667
Yes!
Let's go!
717
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:23,709
Play arch back.
718
00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:25,876
Go...set off. Come over.
719
00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:28,126
It's hot. Have some juice.
720
00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:30,584
What a considerate girl.
We really have nothing to say about her.
721
00:39:30,792 --> 00:39:31,334
No kidding.
722
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:34,292
Go jogging for an hour,
dinner will be ready by then.
723
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:37,501
Hurrah! Hurrah!
724
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:47,459
She actually lives with the boys.
725
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:50,042
Must be a crossbreed camp inside.
726
00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:19,042
So nice...This should be a big feast.
727
00:40:22,917 --> 00:40:25,042
Sleeping beauty lures me to sin.
728
00:40:25,209 --> 00:40:26,834
Hey brother, something nice to eat.
729
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:40,459
Don't scream, pretty. I'll eject easily.
730
00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:42,334
If I have to eject to the floor
for the cockroach,
731
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,001
I'd better give it to you.
732
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,876
Be quick... be quick...
733
00:40:51,876 --> 00:40:52,834
What are you doing?
734
00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:58,042
Future... Future...
735
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,876
You won't have offspring
if you stop others making love.
736
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:03,459
I'm in a rush...
737
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:05,292
Let me finish and come back for you.
738
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,292
What are you doing?
739
00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:09,084
He wants to rape you!
740
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:10,459
You are the guy at school?
741
00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:12,001
Anyway, I want to beat you up,
beat you to death.
742
00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:17,209
Again?
743
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:27,459
What happened?
744
00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:29,042
Future uses her power to control his hands.
745
00:41:31,626 --> 00:41:32,709
It can move again.
746
00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:35,501
What are you looking at?
Have you ever seen handsome guys before?
747
00:41:35,959 --> 00:41:37,959
I just have never seen
a knot tied on a dick.
748
00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:38,876
Tie a knot?
749
00:41:45,334 --> 00:41:45,876
It's coming.
750
00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:46,834
What is coming?
751
00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:48,584
Get away.
752
00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:51,334
What is the situation now?
753
00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:03,251
Why do you look so puzzled?
754
00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:05,167
No, I'm not.
755
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:07,001
You think Lawrence is all yours,
and have never
756
00:42:07,084 --> 00:42:08,292
expected a girl will pop up
for Lawrence all of a sudden.
757
00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:09,459
You must feel very uneasy now.
758
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,001
I'm not.
759
00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:13,001
Don't lie to us.
760
00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:16,209
We are buddies, we will help you.
761
00:42:16,376 --> 00:42:17,667
Let us seduce his 3 buddies
762
00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:19,084
and exert pressure on him.
763
00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:21,167
But that girl is really lovely.
764
00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:22,417
You better take the initiative.
765
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,084
Yes. Time has changed.
766
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:25,792
You better strive for yourself
instead of waiting desperately.
767
00:42:26,209 --> 00:42:27,417
What does it mean?
768
00:42:27,751 --> 00:42:28,751
Go to his place,
769
00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:30,751
show your sovereign right
and compete with her directly.
770
00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:32,792
Men like keeping two girls at the same time
771
00:42:32,876 --> 00:42:33,792
and drag their feet in the relationships
772
00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:34,751
Push him for an answer.
773
00:42:34,876 --> 00:42:35,834
What if he doesn't choose me?
774
00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:37,542
He has no vision at all
775
00:42:37,709 --> 00:42:39,834
Let him go if he doesn't have the vision.
776
00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:52,084
Future,
777
00:42:53,376 --> 00:42:54,501
what's up?
778
00:42:55,084 --> 00:42:57,542
I am here to apologise to you.
779
00:42:59,126 --> 00:43:00,876
I shouldn't have left you at home alone.
780
00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:02,917
Sean almost rapes you,
781
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:04,876
I'm sorry.
782
00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:06,417
No worries. I have superpower.
783
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,541
Even if unhealthy sperms invaded,
784
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:09,751
I can push them out.
785
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:12,376
However, if I am raped by Xucker No. 1
786
00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:14,334
he will destroy my reproductive system
787
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:15,834
That means I am sterile.
788
00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:18,626
This is the reason they come to year 2011.
789
00:43:18,959 --> 00:43:20,376
Why did you faint suddenly?
790
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,042
Because I saw a rat.
791
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:22,834
A rat?
792
00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:25,959
In our time, rats are so big
because of radiation.
793
00:43:26,084 --> 00:43:28,209
Therefore I was so scared when I saw rats.
794
00:43:28,334 --> 00:43:29,334
I was shocked just now
795
00:43:29,459 --> 00:43:31,542
and the system inside
my body was short-circuited.
796
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:33,751
But luckily, I have the reboot function.
797
00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:35,542
How can you control his body?
798
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:38,084
Since my brain waves
are much stronger than yours,
799
00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:40,459
I can therefore control your brain
800
00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:41,751
and your body.
801
00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:44,917
So...
802
00:43:47,001 --> 00:43:48,334
If it is so...
803
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,792
Are you able to control people's love?
804
00:43:50,209 --> 00:43:52,001
Love is a complicated thing.
805
00:43:52,459 --> 00:43:54,584
Even with my power, there is nothing
I can do when it comes to love.
806
00:43:55,251 --> 00:43:56,417
For example. I can kill you
807
00:43:56,542 --> 00:43:58,501
But I cannot control what you think.
808
00:43:58,876 --> 00:43:59,584
That's fine...
809
00:44:00,209 --> 00:44:04,126
If brainwashing becomes a reality,
810
00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:05,542
and makes people lose their consciousness,
811
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,251
then it is meaningless to be a man.
812
00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:09,959
Don't worry.
Aliens have well-developed technology
813
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:12,001
yet they are not able
to take over our mind.
814
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,917
Future, have you found
a suitable guy today?
815
00:44:16,501 --> 00:44:18,542
Not yet, but I will try again.
816
00:44:18,667 --> 00:44:20,167
Let's eat first
817
00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:22,626
Having an affair? Affair?
818
00:44:22,751 --> 00:44:23,667
You haven't?
819
00:44:23,834 --> 00:44:24,542
Let's eat!
820
00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:25,667
Let me do it.
821
00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:26,792
It's too fat for you.
822
00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:27,542
Great
823
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:29,667
A little bit salty.
824
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,084
Hi! Hi!
825
00:44:31,376 --> 00:44:32,001
We have made a cake,
826
00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:33,042
let's eat together. They are...
827
00:44:33,209 --> 00:44:34,042
Hi! Hi!
828
00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:35,167
Hello!
829
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:37,501
Come and sit here.
830
00:44:41,042 --> 00:44:42,084
So plentiful.
831
00:44:43,334 --> 00:44:45,334
Shall we cook more for the guests?
832
00:44:45,501 --> 00:44:46,626
No. We had dinner already.
833
00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:47,834
Just want to share the cake.
834
00:44:48,501 --> 00:44:49,417
Let's eat together then.
835
00:44:49,751 --> 00:44:50,376
OK.
836
00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:51,376
Please come to join us.
837
00:44:52,459 --> 00:44:53,792
Eat, eat. It is so serious this time.
838
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,542
Eat some more.
839
00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:57,542
This one is nice.
840
00:44:58,001 --> 00:44:59,292
Cheers!
841
00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:04,166
I want a piece.
842
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:05,042
Drink up. I want it too.
843
00:45:05,501 --> 00:45:06,334
Go eat.
844
00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,417
The cake is good. You made it?
845
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,376
Let's eat.
846
00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:16,459
Add more...
847
00:45:16,584 --> 00:45:17,667
Kill them. Life or Death?
848
00:45:17,668 --> 00:45:19,334
Philtre.
849
00:45:20,501 --> 00:45:21,084
Come on.
850
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:21,834
Let's play finger-guessing.
851
00:45:22,084 --> 00:45:23,667
Try it. Who is horny, you are horny.
852
00:45:23,876 --> 00:45:25,917
I drink. Who is horny, I am horny.
853
00:45:26,084 --> 00:45:26,709
Eat more!
854
00:45:27,084 --> 00:45:28,042
Drink! You lost.
855
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:29,167
Again. No, thanks.
856
00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:29,917
Again...
857
00:45:31,209 --> 00:45:32,084
Eat.
858
00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:32,959
Why are you not eating?
859
00:45:33,084 --> 00:45:34,334
Who is horny, you are horny.
860
00:45:34,584 --> 00:45:35,917
Who is horny, I am horny.
861
00:45:37,917 --> 00:45:38,542
Drink!
862
00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:40,042
You lose, bottoms up.
863
00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:40,917
Me again?
864
00:45:41,251 --> 00:45:42,292
Delicious.
865
00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:44,376
Let us play "Truth or Dare".
866
00:45:44,584 --> 00:45:45,417
Great! Great...
867
00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,251
Nice!
868
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:50,667
Stephen spins fast.
869
00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:52,334
You lost. You answer.
870
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,209
How to play? You are the first one.
871
00:45:55,626 --> 00:45:56,501
Hey, listen to me.
872
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:58,167
To answer a question honestly.
873
00:45:58,334 --> 00:45:59,876
No lies and you cannot refuse to answer.
874
00:46:00,042 --> 00:46:02,209
If you don't want to answer,
you will be punished to do one thing.
875
00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:03,626
OK.
876
00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:06,167
Have you slept with Lawrence?
877
00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:07,959
No.
878
00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:09,292
No.
879
00:46:11,876 --> 00:46:12,832
One more time.
880
00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:13,667
One more time, one more time.
881
00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:15,917
Spin. It's excited.
882
00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:16,917
It's you again.
883
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:18,126
Me again?
884
00:46:18,834 --> 00:46:19,792
Where did you come from?
885
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:22,751
I come from the year 2046.
886
00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:25,042
I am here to look for healthy genes.
887
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:29,417
Liar. We don't believe in you.
888
00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:31,667
Your penalty is to go to our place
889
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,417
and try on all our clothes.
890
00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:34,959
I am telling the truth!
891
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:35,751
No way.
892
00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,959
You can't leave
if you don't try on every dress here.
893
00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:39,292
Go get changed!
894
00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:40,584
I want to try too.
895
00:46:40,751 --> 00:46:42,667
Go over there and get changed.
896
00:46:43,876 --> 00:46:44,834
You lost, come here.
897
00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:45,709
No.
898
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:50,334
Who is horny?
899
00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,584
This dress is very beautiful and suits you.
Do you like it?
900
00:46:54,042 --> 00:46:55,126
Is this beautiful?
901
00:46:55,584 --> 00:46:56,501
Good.
902
00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:00,917
Flirt with her, don't flirt with me.
Homosexual is not my cup of tea.
903
00:47:01,126 --> 00:47:02,876
I am not gay... Go!
904
00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:06,126
Go away.
905
00:47:06,459 --> 00:47:07,251
Who is horny?
906
00:47:11,876 --> 00:47:13,042
Come on.
907
00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:15,792
What should we do... the three are coming.
908
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,334
We have to buy more time for Jeana.
909
00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:19,126
You two go upstairs to stall them.
Let's go!
910
00:47:22,959 --> 00:47:24,626
Hey! Pretty...
911
00:47:25,959 --> 00:47:29,042
You two took Future away
and had not come back since then.
912
00:47:29,209 --> 00:47:30,751
How can you do this?
913
00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:33,292
We are here now. What do you want?
914
00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:34,084
We want to...
915
00:47:34,209 --> 00:47:35,667
Do "homework"!
916
00:47:37,126 --> 00:47:38,292
If you want it...
917
00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:39,667
Come over here then.
918
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:42,667
You should have had enough tonight.
919
00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:47,292
Serves you right!
920
00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:52,084
It was 3 on 2 just
now, and cannot match.
921
00:47:52,209 --> 00:47:54,334
It's 2 on 2 now. Perfect!
922
00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:55,834
Yeah!
923
00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:58,292
You look nice in this.
924
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,126
How many pieces more?
925
00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:02,876
The clothes are so pretty.
You can try on twenty more.
926
00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:17,709
Wait for a minute.
927
00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:20,584
Where are you going?
928
00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:28,709
I treat you with cakes.
929
00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:42,709
What are you doing?
930
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:44,209
Come on.
931
00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:46,084
Whatever!
932
00:49:58,417 --> 00:49:59,751
Don't mess with my hair.
933
00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,542
Take it off.
934
00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,251
Come over here.
935
00:50:18,876 --> 00:50:19,917
Come on.
936
00:50:51,501 --> 00:50:52,626
It hurts!
937
00:50:53,334 --> 00:50:54,376
What's up?
938
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:56,501
It's my first time.
939
00:50:58,209 --> 00:51:01,001
What a coincidence.
It's my first time today too.
940
00:54:08,459 --> 00:54:09,459
I have to go.
941
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:12,001
Don't go. I have more here.
Come and try them.
942
00:54:12,126 --> 00:54:13,417
You are fooling me.
I don't want to play any more.
943
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,792
Don't go, you can't go...
944
00:54:15,876 --> 00:54:17,084
You cannot go!
945
00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:25,459
Why is it?
946
00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:29,792
It hurts!
947
00:54:36,417 --> 00:54:37,084
Shit!
948
00:54:41,084 --> 00:54:42,459
Failed to get fed... and what's worse,
got stamped on.
949
00:54:42,584 --> 00:54:44,042
What the hell!
950
00:55:17,167 --> 00:55:18,751
I'm sorry.
951
00:55:20,001 --> 00:55:22,251
Before I came, the elders said
952
00:55:22,376 --> 00:55:24,209
love could hurt people most.
953
00:55:24,334 --> 00:55:26,751
Never fall in love with people in 2011.
954
00:55:26,876 --> 00:55:27,834
I understand it now.
955
00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:30,292
I found I have fallen
in love with Lawrence.
956
00:55:30,459 --> 00:55:31,667
My heart hurts.
957
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:35,959
Be gentle, that is my penis.
958
00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:38,584
I have seen some that could bend.
959
00:55:38,751 --> 00:55:41,542
But I have never seen one
that can be knotted.
960
00:55:41,626 --> 00:55:43,626
Damn it! It hurts...
961
00:55:43,709 --> 00:55:44,667
What do you want?
962
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,501
If I press hard, you feel painful;
If I press light, you feel high.
963
00:55:47,751 --> 00:55:50,584
You have ejected twice already,
my hands are full of it.
964
00:55:50,709 --> 00:55:53,251
So what, do you want me to tip you?
965
00:55:53,376 --> 00:55:55,751
No, but you'd better go to the doctor.
966
00:55:56,126 --> 00:55:58,084
What kind of doctor? The bonesetter?
967
00:55:58,251 --> 00:55:59,167
The emergency ward!
968
00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:01,876
Tell them...
969
00:56:02,001 --> 00:56:04,751
The girl was good at blow jobs...
and could...
970
00:56:04,876 --> 00:56:06,209
Anyway, she tied a knot with yours.
971
00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:08,126
That's what you could think of?
972
00:56:08,751 --> 00:56:10,167
Great.
973
00:56:10,626 --> 00:56:11,834
Go to hell!
974
00:56:11,959 --> 00:56:13,459
If I was filmed and made the headline.
975
00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:15,334
How can I still screw around?
976
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,667
That's not what I mean.
977
00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:18,126
Who did that to you?
978
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,834
The pretty we met at school the other day.
979
00:56:20,959 --> 00:56:22,792
She has supernatural powers.
980
00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:24,709
I followed her home that day
and I wanted to do her.
981
00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:26,376
But she pointed her finger
982
00:56:26,501 --> 00:56:29,292
at my penis, it twirled round and round...
983
00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:31,084
And made a knot.
984
00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:32,917
Where is the girl?
985
00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:34,459
Who are you talking about?
986
00:56:36,126 --> 00:56:38,001
It's you two again?
987
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:42,001
Tell me.
Where is the girl with supernatural powers?
988
00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:43,959
She is staying with my classmates
989
00:56:44,084 --> 00:56:45,751
and sleeping together.
990
00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:46,876
Take me there!
991
00:56:47,459 --> 00:56:48,792
Who are they?
992
00:56:49,417 --> 00:56:51,084
They are duns, beat him up!
993
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,709
I got small nipples.
Stop playing with them.
994
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:02,042
Don't...
995
00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:03,834
Don't stop...
996
00:57:04,751 --> 00:57:05,834
Don't stop...
997
00:57:09,876 --> 00:57:10,917
What is this?
998
00:57:11,459 --> 00:57:12,792
Why is a flower growing out of it?
999
00:57:13,959 --> 00:57:15,167
And cannot be plucked off?
1000
00:57:15,334 --> 00:57:16,792
It's a kind of lethal
flowers from our planet.
1001
00:57:17,126 --> 00:57:19,001
It has grown inside your body.
1002
00:57:19,209 --> 00:57:21,876
If we don't detoxify you,
you will become an alien lethal flower
1003
00:57:21,959 --> 00:57:23,917
in about 70 hours.
1004
00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,167
Isn't it venereal disease?
1005
00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:28,709
Doctor!
1006
00:57:29,334 --> 00:57:30,459
Inferior creature.
1007
00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:33,292
We can track the signal
of the lethal flower to locate him.
1008
00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:35,792
Officer, it's true.
1009
00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:37,459
The two aliens sucked on my two nipples.
1010
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:38,876
They sucked and sucked,
and this is what happened to me.
1011
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:41,709
I think I've got venereal disease.
Do trust me.
1012
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,376
I believe you... have got venereal disease.
1013
00:57:44,626 --> 00:57:47,376
As for aliens, do you know who I am?
1014
00:57:47,584 --> 00:57:48,542
You are?
1015
00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:51,876
I am the bald detective, Hawk!
1016
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:54,251
And I am known for my Eagle's Claw!
1017
00:57:54,459 --> 00:57:56,417
All in all, the bane of evildoers.
1018
00:57:56,626 --> 00:57:58,459
So, do you trust me?
1019
00:57:58,584 --> 00:57:59,626
You are here to report a case.
1020
00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:02,626
You claimed that aliens had made you suffer
from venereal disease
1021
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,042
and had tied a knot on your penis.
1022
00:58:04,209 --> 00:58:05,501
How can I trust you?
1023
00:58:05,626 --> 00:58:06,209
You have to trust me...
1024
00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:07,417
If you don't trust me, I can show you.
1025
00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:08,417
Sit down!
1026
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,709
What are you doing?
Wanna flash your thing at me?
1027
00:58:10,876 --> 00:58:11,792
I will blow your head off
1028
00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:12,709
No...
1029
00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:15,876
These are the two aliens I mentioned.
1030
00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:21,001
Nothing can harm you... is it?
1031
00:58:21,542 --> 00:58:22,667
You believe me now.
1032
00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:25,709
Are the weapons on earth that weak?
1033
00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:27,292
I'm sorry.
1034
00:58:27,501 --> 00:58:28,876
These are nothing to you.
1035
00:58:29,584 --> 00:58:30,667
Let me introduce myself
1036
00:58:30,792 --> 00:58:33,209
I am the bald detective, Hawk!
1037
00:58:34,709 --> 00:58:36,876
Your man looks like the Japanese AV...
1038
00:58:37,084 --> 00:58:39,334
actor, Kato Takako?
1039
00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:42,126
We are both known figures.
1040
00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:44,417
Buddies, please feel free to...
1041
00:58:44,542 --> 00:58:45,334
take him away, take him away.
1042
00:58:47,042 --> 00:58:48,334
Where is Future?
1043
00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:50,084
I know where she lives.
1044
00:58:50,501 --> 00:58:52,501
I will take you there. Don't kill me
1045
00:58:52,626 --> 00:58:54,042
Oh yes! Go, go, go!
1046
00:58:54,209 --> 00:58:57,084
Be quick, or else you'll miss the metro.
Goodbye!
1047
00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,584
Handsome guy, let's go together.
1048
00:59:00,334 --> 00:59:01,751
Can I stay?
1049
00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:03,834
I will wring your neck,
if you don't go with us.
1050
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,084
How can you do this to her?
1051
00:59:07,209 --> 00:59:08,334
She is on a mission.
1052
00:59:11,834 --> 00:59:13,417
Don't be mad at them.
1053
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:17,667
It's all my fault.
It's me who should get the blame.
1054
00:59:18,126 --> 00:59:19,917
I... I am not mad at you.
1055
00:59:20,876 --> 00:59:23,501
I'm just thinking what
a poor girl Future is.
1056
00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:25,959
There are two dangerous aliens
looking for her out there.
1057
00:59:26,959 --> 00:59:28,959
If they grab her, what should we do?
1058
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,459
She really came from the future?
1059
00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,042
She really has supernatural powers.
1060
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,334
Once she pointed at my hands,
1061
00:59:35,751 --> 00:59:37,584
my hands start nipping
my breast unconsciously
1062
00:59:37,709 --> 00:59:38,917
and it hurts.
1063
00:59:39,167 --> 00:59:40,209
We have to find her immediately.
1064
00:59:41,751 --> 00:59:43,209
I was the only virgin
male in here last night,
1065
00:59:43,334 --> 00:59:44,376
I must be the most fortunate one.
1066
00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:45,417
Let me help you to look for her.
1067
00:59:45,584 --> 00:59:46,417
Let's go together then.
1068
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,584
Isn't there a female representative?
1069
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:50,667
I made that
1070
00:59:51,584 --> 00:59:52,334
I shall go
1071
00:59:52,667 --> 00:59:53,501
Be quick, then.
1072
00:59:57,959 --> 00:59:58,959
What's the matter?
1073
00:59:59,042 --> 01:00:01,459
Even Jane went with them.
1074
01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:04,459
Don't worry. We are always here for you.
1075
01:00:06,376 --> 01:00:08,417
If a man lost his heart with you,
1076
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:10,084
you can do nothing.
1077
01:00:10,334 --> 01:00:13,376
Let him go,
no matter he is telling the truth or not.
1078
01:00:13,751 --> 01:00:16,167
Anyway, I lost this time.
1079
01:00:21,834 --> 01:00:24,126
Girls, don't you remember me?
1080
01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:28,542
Where is Future?
1081
01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,126
She has gone.
1082
01:00:31,251 --> 01:00:32,209
Where to?
1083
01:00:32,376 --> 01:00:33,251
Who are you?
1084
01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:35,209
I'll call the police if you don't leave.
1085
01:00:37,584 --> 01:00:40,167
Are you...aliens?
1086
01:00:42,501 --> 01:00:44,251
Where is Lawrence?
1087
01:00:44,376 --> 01:00:45,292
I won't tell
1088
01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:46,501
Here I come, then.
1089
01:00:50,667 --> 01:00:52,917
You will tell us after making love with me.
1090
01:00:53,167 --> 01:00:55,042
But by then, you will become a sex zombie
1091
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,459
and will totally listen to me.
1092
01:01:04,751 --> 01:01:05,792
Don't...
1093
01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:08,251
Don't what? You are enjoying now.
1094
01:01:08,417 --> 01:01:09,542
Don't...
1095
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,584
Don't do what? Don't do it where? No...
1096
01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:13,334
Where don't you like it? No...
1097
01:01:16,626 --> 01:01:17,334
No...
1098
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:29,751
No...
1099
01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:41,167
Please don't... No
1100
01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:47,959
What is it?
1101
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:48,709
MY Denis.
1102
01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:51,709
So huge.
1103
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:53,626
Please don't!
1104
01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:54,584
Come on...
1105
01:01:55,126 --> 01:01:56,709
Come on... No...
1106
01:01:56,834 --> 01:01:58,126
Don't come any closer. Come on.
1107
01:01:58,251 --> 01:01:58,959
No...
1108
01:02:02,126 --> 01:02:04,376
I am coming!
1109
01:02:11,209 --> 01:02:14,167
No. Don't...
1110
01:03:17,876 --> 01:03:19,876
You are a woman. What can you do to me?
1111
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:27,751
We people from Xucker planet
are hermaphrodites.
1112
01:04:08,126 --> 01:04:12,084
It will be your last sex, enjoy it.
1113
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:18,251
No...
1114
01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:20,834
No...
1115
01:06:07,959 --> 01:06:10,501
She has my genes inside her body.
1116
01:06:10,584 --> 01:06:13,709
They will listen to me from now on.
1117
01:06:15,334 --> 01:06:16,251
Boss,
1118
01:06:16,376 --> 01:06:19,251
it's a pity, I have only half done.
1119
01:06:19,792 --> 01:06:21,334
Do you want to make love with me then?
1120
01:06:34,501 --> 01:06:36,834
Why is it so hard to find a healthy guy?
1121
01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:40,667
Almost all of them had been poisoned.
1122
01:06:41,667 --> 01:06:44,584
I just have a few hours left.
What shall I do?
1123
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,667
Be quick...
1124
01:06:49,751 --> 01:06:50,751
Let's get in. You go that way.
1125
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,834
I need to go and pee first.
1126
01:06:52,084 --> 01:06:53,042
Disgusting. Go!
1127
01:06:54,459 --> 01:06:55,251
Professor, professor...
1128
01:06:55,376 --> 01:06:56,751
Do you want to eject on my face again?
1129
01:06:56,834 --> 01:06:58,167
No. I am looking for a person.
1130
01:06:58,334 --> 01:06:59,334
Who are you looking for?
1131
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:00,499
Have you seen a girl,
1132
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,292
about that tall and looks quite pretty?
1133
01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,709
Are you crazy?
1134
01:07:03,876 --> 01:07:06,542
You can find thousands of them at school.
1135
01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:10,167
That's true. Ok. Thank you.
1136
01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:12,417
Don't masturbate too often.
It's not healthy.
1137
01:07:12,501 --> 01:07:13,459
I haven't done it for a long time.
1138
01:07:20,959 --> 01:07:22,001
Future!
1139
01:07:24,376 --> 01:07:26,084
It's so hard to find you!
1140
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,126
Aren't you with Jeana?
1141
01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:32,667
Actually, they put hallucinogen
in the cake that night.
1142
01:07:32,959 --> 01:07:34,834
I lost my mind and I don't know what I did.
1143
01:07:35,459 --> 01:07:36,459
It's very clear to me now.
1144
01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:39,376
I don't love Jeana.
1145
01:07:39,834 --> 01:07:40,876
The one I love is you.
1146
01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,501
But we have just met for two days.
1147
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,292
I believe there is love at first sight now.
1148
01:07:46,209 --> 01:07:48,417
I am willing to give you my genes.
1149
01:07:49,084 --> 01:07:50,292
Really?
1150
01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:56,167
This scene is so touching!
1151
01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:57,292
We believe they will
1152
01:07:57,417 --> 01:08:00,501
even do the upside down kiss.
1153
01:08:01,501 --> 01:08:03,584
Lawrence likes Future after all.
1154
01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:05,709
I think Jeana will be
disappointed this time.
1155
01:08:05,876 --> 01:08:06,834
Why should she be disappointed?
1156
01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:09,709
I am also a poor guy
that couldn't get any girls.
1157
01:08:09,834 --> 01:08:12,251
All you want to say is you
want to pick me up, right?
1158
01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:14,459
Should I have to be so obvious?
1159
01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:20,751
Hey, wake up... Get up!
1160
01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:22,126
Ceci... Get up!
1161
01:08:22,209 --> 01:08:23,459
Get up! What happened to you?
1162
01:08:23,584 --> 01:08:24,584
Come on, get up! Wake up...
1163
01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:26,208
Wake UP! Get up!
1164
01:08:26,209 --> 01:08:27,042
They have been here.
1165
01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:30,001
Who?
1166
01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:31,876
The aliens, Xucker No. 1 and Xucker No.2.
1167
01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:33,876
What should we do? Where is Jeana?
1168
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,167
I am Xucker No. 1.
1169
01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:38,709
Future, you can escape nowhere.
1170
01:08:38,917 --> 01:08:41,584
If you want Jeana back,
bring Future to us to exchange.
1171
01:08:41,959 --> 01:08:43,626
You are here for me, don't hurt Jeana.
1172
01:08:43,876 --> 01:08:45,209
Do you think you can bargain with me?
1173
01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:47,584
You have to go to the abandoned factory
within an hour.
1174
01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:49,459
I will send the information
to you via brainwave.
1175
01:08:51,501 --> 01:08:52,501
I got it.
1176
01:08:52,626 --> 01:08:54,042
If you are late...
1177
01:08:54,209 --> 01:08:56,667
I will chop her into pieces
and throw them aside.
1178
01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:01,042
What should we do?
Shall we report to the police?
1179
01:09:02,042 --> 01:09:04,417
Your police can't help, let me go.
1180
01:09:04,584 --> 01:09:05,376
Future...
1181
01:09:06,001 --> 01:09:07,042
Don't sacrifice yourself.
1182
01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:08,084
At least, I have to try.
1183
01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:09,709
If I can't cope with it, I will run away.
1184
01:09:09,959 --> 01:09:11,334
However, we should plan ahead.
1185
01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:13,459
Let us help you!
1186
01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:14,709
I'll give you my mental support!
1187
01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:16,876
Fuck you! I look down upon you.
1188
01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,834
Don't fuck me.
I'll support "physically" too.
1189
01:09:19,001 --> 01:09:20,084
So, how about this
1190
01:09:20,167 --> 01:09:21,834
I will stay here to take care of the girls.
1191
01:09:21,959 --> 01:09:24,959
You guys go and save the world.
1192
01:09:25,042 --> 01:09:25,667
Fuck!
1193
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:26,667
Shit!
1194
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,209
Hey...
1195
01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:36,876
My...my brother...
1196
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:38,042
Why are you staring at me?
1197
01:09:38,167 --> 01:09:40,417
I know I am handsome but
I am not your type.
1198
01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,667
Nothing. I want to spread
my venereal disease to you.
1199
01:09:42,751 --> 01:09:43,626
So I will have a companion.
1200
01:09:43,751 --> 01:09:44,459
No!
1201
01:09:44,584 --> 01:09:48,042
You are unique.
I dare not compete with you?
1202
01:09:48,417 --> 01:09:49,709
But I like it.
1203
01:09:50,501 --> 01:09:52,126
I dare not, I dare not...
1204
01:09:52,251 --> 01:09:54,334
I dare not be your companion.
1205
01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,459
You have to follow me closely.
1206
01:10:06,751 --> 01:10:07,917
Someone is coming.
1207
01:10:08,959 --> 01:10:09,834
Keep an eye on them.
1208
01:10:09,959 --> 01:10:10,876
Yes.
1209
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:15,042
Don't come...
1210
01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:42,792
No...I'm so scared...
1211
01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:50,792
Brother Venereal Disease,
kissing should be fine.
1212
01:10:51,709 --> 01:10:54,876
But not playing the tongue?
It's so disgusting. No...
1213
01:10:55,417 --> 01:10:56,292
No...
1214
01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,084
Be quick... Jeana, are you alright?
1215
01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:05,584
Be quick.
1216
01:11:06,334 --> 01:11:07,126
Hurry UP!
1217
01:11:07,376 --> 01:11:08,042
Run...
1218
01:11:08,209 --> 01:11:10,292
Untied me. I am a police.
1219
01:11:10,417 --> 01:11:11,959
I work for the people.
1220
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:16,751
Jeana...
1221
01:11:18,376 --> 01:11:21,459
I got you. She is under my control now.
1222
01:11:29,334 --> 01:11:31,667
I'll make you become a sex zombie.
1223
01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:34,542
Hey miss, don't do that!
1224
01:11:44,251 --> 01:11:45,959
She doesn't know I have another nickname,
1225
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,459
Dead Shot.
1226
01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:50,084
I am not your type!
1227
01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:51,376
Help!
1228
01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:05,709
You are not as tough.
1229
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,501
Simply a shot at your
head can get rid of you.
1230
01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:08,959
Who are you?
1231
01:12:09,042 --> 01:12:11,251
The bald detective, Hawk!
1232
01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:13,709
Officer, we are running out of time.
We have to rescue Future.
1233
01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:15,126
Yes, there is one more victim.
1234
01:12:15,584 --> 01:12:16,584
How to kill him?
1235
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:18,459
Needless to say. Shoot him on his head!
1236
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:19,376
Yes!
1237
01:12:20,126 --> 01:12:22,001
But how can we blow off his head
if we are running out of bullets?
1238
01:12:22,126 --> 01:12:23,001
Shit!
1239
01:12:43,834 --> 01:12:46,001
Our future Joan of Arc on earth,
1240
01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:51,084
you will lose your fertility
after making love with me.
1241
01:13:02,167 --> 01:13:03,792
Nice breasts.
1242
01:13:06,334 --> 01:13:09,709
But you will soon become a sex zombie.
1243
01:13:14,334 --> 01:13:15,709
Move a little bit more...
1244
01:13:15,834 --> 01:13:17,876
Yes, a bit more. This way...
1245
01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:19,042
Push forward a bit...
1246
01:13:19,126 --> 01:13:19,709
Be quick!
1247
01:13:19,876 --> 01:13:21,292
Alright! Still...
1248
01:13:21,751 --> 01:13:22,917
Go away...
1249
01:13:23,001 --> 01:13:23,876
Go away!
1250
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,667
Didn't get it. What should we do?
1251
01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:37,126
We don't have time. Just go!
1252
01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:39,417
I believe we can do it!
1253
01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:46,334
Go! Go!
1254
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:00,126
I'm sorry...
1255
01:14:17,834 --> 01:14:18,751
Future!
1256
01:14:18,876 --> 01:14:19,626
Go and check her up.
1257
01:14:28,334 --> 01:14:29,584
Wear your sunglasses properly first.
1258
01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:31,292
Detective Hawk, are you alright?
1259
01:14:31,417 --> 01:14:33,292
Do I need to go to the police station
and record a statement?
1260
01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:34,751
Are you insane?
1261
01:14:34,876 --> 01:14:38,084
We will be criticised by film critics
if we use such plot in a movie.
1262
01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:40,834
Anyway, I didn't see anything.
1263
01:14:41,126 --> 01:14:43,001
You didn't see anything too, right?
1264
01:14:43,334 --> 01:14:45,959
Go back and resume our life. That's it.
1265
01:14:46,417 --> 01:14:47,417
Goodbye.
1266
01:14:54,084 --> 01:14:55,251
I have undergone all these
and can still survive.
1267
01:14:55,376 --> 01:14:56,792
Should be able to live longer...
1268
01:18:15,459 --> 01:18:17,167
Although Lawrence had
eaten the poisoned cake,
1269
01:18:17,334 --> 01:18:19,917
it did not affect his genes
as there is only a trace of it.
1270
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,959
He had given me his genes finally.
1271
01:18:22,459 --> 01:18:23,584
With my transformed reproductive system,
1272
01:18:23,709 --> 01:18:25,042
I was able to get pregnant
with just one sexual intercourse.
1273
01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:27,251
So, I am pregnant.
1274
01:18:36,542 --> 01:18:37,417
I love you.
1275
01:19:00,501 --> 01:19:02,251
Lawrence, I won't forget you.
1276
01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,167
I'll be back one day.
1277
01:19:04,959 --> 01:19:07,251
Maybe I'll bring some buddies with me.
1278
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:08,167
Goodbye.
1279
01:19:12,001 --> 01:19:14,459
It has been a year
and Future has not come back yet.
1280
01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:17,001
Lawrence, Danson and Felix have moved out.
1281
01:19:17,209 --> 01:19:19,251
I am the only one left behind.
1282
01:19:19,459 --> 01:19:20,334
Why?
1283
01:19:20,626 --> 01:19:22,251
Because I am taking care
of three sex zombies now.
1284
01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:24,209
They are crazy every night.
1285
01:19:25,542 --> 01:19:26,376
Help!
1286
01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,376
I will be exhausted till death!88203
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