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Adult mark (v.O.):
There was a time when
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The biggest decision a boy
had to make on valentine's day
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Was whether to go with the
he-man or the spiderman cards.
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But I was a teenager now,
and like me,
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My valentines had matured.
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-Oh, "you're one foxy lady,
be my valentine."
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Well, now!
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-Mom, a little privacy.
-She'll love it.
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-I have some
for my other friends.
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-I know.
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But this is a special one.
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Oh!
You packed your own lunch?
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-I'm not a baby anymore.
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-[groans softly]
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-Did the mail come?
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-Pop, they're in
alphabetical order!
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-What?
-Stop-
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Mary: No, the mail
did not come today,
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So you're just
gonna have to wait.
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-Wait?
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That's like playing a game
of russian roulette at my age.
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-Won't be mail any time soon.
The post office is on strike.
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-Damn pinko posties!
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I mean, I need my cheque!
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-Well,
your breakfast is free, hm?
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-I mean, if they're on strike,
I'm on strike.
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I'm going back to bed.
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-Mike! Breakfast.
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Mark's been doing
his valentine's cards.
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Did you remember yours?
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-Oh! That reminds me,
I ran into yim lee.
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Terrible news.
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-Who's that?
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-When your father and I
were first married,
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We lived over a chinese
restaurant on water street.
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Lovely couple. Hm.
What's wrong?
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-He's opening a new location
down the road,
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And he's invited us
there tomorrow night,
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The whole family.
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-Oh, that's wonderful!
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-For you!
I hate restaurants.
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-Oh.
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-And it's the grand opening.
Whole place is gonna be packed!
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-Aw, it's a date,
on valentine's day!
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Oh, mike.
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-Ah, I suppose there's
no getting out of it now.
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Yim's been good to us.
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-[phone ringing]
-oh, for the love of god!
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[picks up phone]
hello?
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Mark, it's for you.
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It's cara.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Cara!
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Protestant princess.
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The most exotic person I knew.
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And even though she had kicked
my ass on regional television,
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I was inexplicably
drawn to her,
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Like mr. Chafe to
a can of vienna sausages.
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-Uh, hello?
-Cara: [phone] hi.
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So, I was thinking,
I want you to be my valentine.
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Tomorrow's Friday.
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We should do something.
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Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never
said no to a girl before.
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I'd never said yes either,
but still.
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-Uh, wow!
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Your- your valentine?
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Uh, that is quite the offer.
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Uh, thank you.
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You see, my family and I are
going out for dinner, so I...
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-Then it's a date.
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Talk later...
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Valentine.
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[dial tone]
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[hangs up phone]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Cupid's
arrow had shot me in the foot.
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-I thought you already
had a valentine.
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-Mom! Privacy!
-Hm!
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Breakfast.
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Should be able to eat
a lot with two faces, hm?
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-I've lost my appetite.
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I'm going to school.
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Mike sr: Breaking news!
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Late last night,
early this morning,
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Negotiations with the
postal workers' union broke off
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With government hoping to
"stamp out" an uprising.
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They told the union
the "cheque is in the mail,"
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But neither rain, nor sleet,
nor snow will keep the posties
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From coming back to the table.
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Mike critch,
the vocm news service.
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-Hey, dad, we need the room.
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We're gettin' a photo
for the new
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Vo magic morning billboard.
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-Where's dick?
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-Jesus, mary, and joseph.
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-Looks great, dick.
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-What looks great?
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-The- you-
[clears throat awkwardly]
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-Am I, uh, still taking
the photo, or, uh...
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-No, gertie, that'll do.
Thank you.
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-Yeah.
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-What's all this about?
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-I'm shagged, mike, b'y.
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Mr. Murphy is practically giving
my show to your youngster.
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You know what that means.
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I'm slipping down the dial.
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First it's mornings,
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Then the afternoon drive,
then oldies...
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Then fired!
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-You're not wrong.
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-What?
-I mean, don't worry about it.
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-Oh, c'mon, mike, b'y.
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I'm gonna be 40 soon.
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-Look, dick,
we're all gettin' older.
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Maybe it's just time
you started to...
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Act your age.
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[rock music]
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?
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[guitar solo]
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?
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-Mary: Ah, here.
-Thank you.
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-Thanks for coming over,
suzanne.
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I just don't know what to do
with myself these days!
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Young mike's always working,
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And mark don't want to be
anywhere near me.
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And his father is just
too stressed to talk to.
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It's like nobody
needs me anymore.
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-Did my cheque come?
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-Will you frig off?
I'm talking to suzanne!
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-Oh.
-[both muttering greetings]
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-Ever since my ex moved, I...
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I've been having a hard time
making ends meet.
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I had to take another job.
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-Oh, sin.
What are you doing now?
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-I'm a scab
down to the post office.
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-Well, what do you do?
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-Well, it's just sorting mail.
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Sometimes
they get me to deliver it.
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It's just a couple of hours
a day until the strike is over.
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Jeez, girl, mary girl.
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They're always
looking for fill-ins.
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Why don't you come down
with me and sign up?
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-Oh, I don't know, girl.
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I mean, what about
the ones on strike?
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Isn't that bad?
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-Oh, well-
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-You know,
the way I looks at it,
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If there weren't scabs-
replacement workers-
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Then they'd be forced
to go back to work.
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I mean, you'd be
supporting their cause...
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From the inside.
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-I don't know, pop.
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-Oh!
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I mean,
you know what your trouble is?
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You are co-dependent.
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-What?
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't.
I saw it on donahue.
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Because you give
and you give and you give.
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But you can't
set yourself on fire
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Just to keep other people warm.
Take the job!
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Say goodbye to "mom."
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Say hello to "mary" again!
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-You are right.
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That crowd would
be lucky to have me!
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-Yeah!
-I'm gonna do it.
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[all laughing]
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-Ah, good!
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Oh... And, uh, listen,
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While you're down there,
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Would you look for my cheque?
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Ritche: So, let me
get this straight.
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You have not one,
but two girlfriends now?
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You've gone full archie andrews!
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-Look, it's not like that.
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Cara and fox are just...
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Two friends
who happen to be girls.
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-They both have
feelings for you.
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-Your point being?
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-You need to be
honest with them.
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-I know, I...
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I like them both.
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And they both seem to like me.
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And I really like being liked.
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-And if fox finds out,
she's gonna be really hurt.
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Then she's really
gonna hurt you.
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-Hey, guys.
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What are you talking about?
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-Uh... Nothing.
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[fox sighs]
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Tv: Our final story tonight
is all about looking for love.
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-Where the hell's your mudder?
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Tv: A marvellous horse
by the name of shagra...
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-We should be
a quarter to dessert by now!
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-Shh!
-[phone ringing on tv]
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- Meet the amazing shagra.
- [pop laughing]
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Adult mark (v.O.): I bought
the chocolates for fox,
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But with mom gone,
this was a matter of survival.
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Pop: Yeah, whoa, chocolate!
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Ooh-hoo!
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-Hm, coconut, disgusting!
-[front door opens and shuts]
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-Where's the map?
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Mike sr: Mary!
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Where the hell have you been?
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-Oh, didn't pop tell ya?
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I got a temp job
down at the post office.
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-Oh, awesome, mom.
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-You're a scab?
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-I'll make dinner.
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-But we already ate.
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So there.
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-What? Wha- wha-
what?
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-Well...
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That's just fine, then.
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-It's very fine, indeed.
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Mark: Dad...
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-I can't read this!
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Here.
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Bite that.
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-Mm... Orange.
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-This thing is a mine field.
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Sister rose: I know
you are anxious
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To pass out your valentines,
children.
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But remember,
the real saint valentine
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Was not some
chocolate-crazed sex fiend.
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He married christians in secrecy
until he was discovered
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By the roman emperor, arrested,
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And beaten to death with clubs
and beheaded...
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On February 14th.
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-So...
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"love hurts"?
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[class laughs]
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[ruler slams]
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[school bell rings]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Passing out
valentines in class.
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It didn't mean
you actually loved someone...
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Until it did.
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As long as I didn't
give her my card,
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I'd be in the clear.
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Love must really be blind,
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Because I did not
see that coming.
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-Oh!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
If I had two valentines,
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My heart would not be
the only thing broken.
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-I...
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Don't have yours.
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I-I didn't know you were
into this kind of stuff.
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-Oh, no, I'm not.
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It's a joke.
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It's totally stupid.
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-Yeah, right.
Stupid, right?
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-Mm-hm.
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-So, wanna hang out?
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-Uh... Uh, I can't.
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Because I've got a family thing.
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With just my family.
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Alone.
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All of us.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Smooth.
257
00:10:12,088 --> 00:10:13,754
-Yeah, me too.
258
00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,289
I got somewhere I gotta be.
259
00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:16,490
-Where?
260
00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:18,960
-What are you,
writing a book?
261
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,498
-Valentine's day is stupid.
262
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,166
-Yeah.
263
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:27,167
Stupid.
264
00:10:28,405 --> 00:10:29,455
-Stupid.
265
00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:30,906
Adult mark (v.O.):
Lies are wrong,
266
00:10:30,907 --> 00:10:33,474
But sometimes
the truth isn't right either.
267
00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:40,915
-"girl you know it's true"
by mile-y vanilla.
268
00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,250
He's some singer,
one of my faves.
269
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,254
Keeping you alive
on the afternoon drive,
270
00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:46,854
I'm dick dunphy.
271
00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:50,257
Slippin' down to number four,
here's glass tiger.
272
00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:57,064
["someday" by glass tiger
playing]
273
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:58,999
590 vocm requests.
274
00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:00,935
You've got a dick on the line.
275
00:11:00,937 --> 00:11:03,003
Girl: [phone]
hi, is this dick dunphy?
276
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,538
-The one and only, my lovely.
277
00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:06,874
- Oh, wow. Um...
278
00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:08,142
I'm kinda nervous.
279
00:11:08,144 --> 00:11:09,343
-Don't be, my ducky.
280
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:11,213
Celebrities are just like
regular people
281
00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:12,414
'cept everybody knows 'em.
282
00:11:12,415 --> 00:11:14,081
- Yeah, it's just...
283
00:11:14,082 --> 00:11:16,384
I've been waiting to
talk to you my whole life.
284
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,252
-And how long
has that been, honey?
285
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,287
- I'm 19.
286
00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:22,356
-[quietly]
still got it.
287
00:11:22,357 --> 00:11:23,492
What's your name, ducky?
288
00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:24,543
-Amanda.
289
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,493
Amanda loveless.
290
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,095
-Loveless?
291
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,966
Now, you wouldn't be anything
to yvonne loveless, would ya?
292
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:32,833
-That's my mom.
293
00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:35,302
-Look, look,
I knows your mudder, and-
294
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,438
-I'm just gonna say it.
295
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:38,238
I think I'm your daughter.
296
00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:40,374
I just found something out.
Can we meet-
297
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,843
[slams down phone]
298
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:44,244
?
299
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,847
-Let's see.
Ooh, dick dunphy...
300
00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:47,982
Huh...
301
00:11:48,051 --> 00:11:50,318
Personal and confidential.
302
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,452
Hoo-hoo-hoo,
this should be good!
303
00:11:52,453 --> 00:11:53,522
Mary: Hey!
304
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:55,656
That's a federal offence,
you old coot!
305
00:11:55,658 --> 00:11:57,157
You got your cheque.
306
00:11:57,158 --> 00:12:00,128
Leave other people's mail alone!
I still have to deliver these.
307
00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:01,530
-What, you're delivering
and sorting?
308
00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:02,581
-Mm-hm.
309
00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:04,666
-Oh, they must really
need you down there.
310
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,267
Way more than up here.
311
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:08,002
-It's nice to be needed.
312
00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:09,169
-Yeah.
313
00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:10,872
-Look, this one's for you.
314
00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:13,541
It's from the church.
315
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,009
-Good god, mary!
316
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:17,312
You're bringing mail home now?
We'll all be arrested!
317
00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:19,814
-It's for me.
-Iron your shirt!
318
00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,548
And give this to dick dunphy.
319
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:24,451
If that's not too scabby for ya.
320
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:27,087
-Uh, you better do it.
321
00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:28,123
-Why is it wet?
322
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:30,424
-Huh?
323
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,360
Hoo-hoo!
324
00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:35,562
Oh, it's from sister rose.
325
00:12:35,598 --> 00:12:36,897
A valentine.
326
00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:38,500
-That's the sacred
heart of jesus.
327
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:39,900
It's a mass card.
328
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,069
Are you sick?
329
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,371
-Naughty girl.
330
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:46,507
-Oh... Ugh.
331
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:50,845
["someday" by glass tiger
playing]
332
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,914
[door opens]
333
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:56,316
?
334
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:57,402
-Hey, dick.
335
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,253
-Don't do that, mike b'y.
336
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,255
I'm 40!
337
00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:02,523
-Uh...
338
00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:05,125
Mom wanted me
to give this to you.
339
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,396
-Geez.
340
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:11,198
It's from my old flame,
yvonne loveless.
341
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,070
"dick, we have a daughter amanda
342
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:20,207
"who will try and contact you
soon if she already hasn't.
343
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:21,675
"her number is on the bottom.
344
00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:24,245
"you can contact her
if you wish,
345
00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:25,712
"but don't contact me."
346
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,217
So... I am someone's daddy.
347
00:13:30,506 --> 00:13:33,555
-Maybe you should
reach out to her.
348
00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:37,758
-Oh, I don't know.
349
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,094
What if she don't like me?
350
00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:42,029
-That's impossible.
351
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:46,968
[poignant music]
352
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:50,003
[dialling number]
353
00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:55,976
[line ringing]
354
00:13:56,012 --> 00:13:58,646
-Amanda: [phone] hello?
-Hello, amanda?
355
00:13:58,715 --> 00:13:59,980
-Yes?
356
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,515
-It's dick.
357
00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:02,716
Your dad.
358
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:07,487
What are you at
for valen-time's?
359
00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:12,076
Adult mark (v.O.):
I was so confused.
360
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:14,194
How could I have feelings
for two girls?
361
00:14:14,264 --> 00:14:16,263
Cara had been
in and out of my life,
362
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,400
But fox had always been there.
363
00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,401
?
364
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,337
-Ow! Frig!
365
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:27,074
-Dozed off there?
366
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,143
-Yeah, I'm bagged.
367
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,346
I had to get my brother
ready this morning
368
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:34,114
And I gotta watch him again
after school, and then...
369
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:36,484
Don't matter.
Just...
370
00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:39,620
My mom's never home no more,
and things just...
371
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,022
Suck lately.
372
00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,557
You know?
373
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:47,261
Driver: Kid,
are you gettin' off or not?
374
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,262
-Just a minute!
375
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:58,638
Happy valentine's?
376
00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:02,042
-I thought
you never had one for me.
377
00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:04,578
-It's nothing special.
378
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,483
-It's really nice.
379
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:12,786
It's a real one, not a kid one.
That's-
380
00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:14,454
Driver: Come on, kid!
381
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,257
-Yeah, sorry!
382
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,261
Bye! Love you.
383
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,463
[record scratch sound]
384
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:22,431
Adult mark (v.O.): " love you"?
385
00:15:22,432 --> 00:15:24,598
-I mean, bye.
386
00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,835
Adult mark (v.O.):
What the hell was I doing?
387
00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:28,268
Kids: Ooh!
388
00:15:28,269 --> 00:15:29,471
Adult mark (v.O.): Damn cupid!
389
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:32,105
Who gives a baby
a bow and arrow?
390
00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:42,716
?
391
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:45,753
?
392
00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:47,587
?
393
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:48,690
Waitress: Welcome to kenmount.
394
00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:50,691
Mary: Thank you.
395
00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,193
Mark: Thank you.
396
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,885
Mike sr: So,
what are you having?
397
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,196
Mary: Beef and broccoli.
398
00:15:55,198 --> 00:15:56,497
-What's in that?
399
00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:58,532
I don't know what I want.
400
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:01,068
-It's all good.
We can get two number ones.
401
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:02,871
-Why don't we just
split a number two, then?
402
00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:05,342
-It's not enough.
You should split a number three.
403
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,174
-Yeah.
-Three doesn't go into two.
404
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,445
-Hi, mike, mary!
-Oh!
405
00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,881
-Thanks so much for coming.
406
00:16:12,882 --> 00:16:15,316
-Oh, yim.
What a terrific spot!
407
00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,250
What an amazing menu
you have here.
408
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:18,754
We're gonna
split a number three,
409
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:21,722
And maybe get a side
of that nice red gravy.
410
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,590
-Perfect.
I'll get your waitress.
411
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,395
-What?
412
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,531
-So, cara...
413
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,533
What does your father do?
414
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,669
-My dad's an engineer,
and my mom teaches nursing.
415
00:16:35,671 --> 00:16:37,404
-Well, that's nice!
416
00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:38,539
I work too.
417
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,941
-Oh, mark hasn't mentioned.
418
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:42,509
What do you do, ms. Critch?
419
00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:44,811
-Well...
-She's a scab.
420
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:46,680
-Mailman. [coughs]
421
00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:48,348
Mom's a mailman.
422
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:49,384
-Yes.
423
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,819
-Ooh, meatballs!
424
00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:54,154
Made with chicken?
425
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:56,424
-I might have to use
a public facility.
426
00:16:56,559 --> 00:17:00,293
Why didn't you ask me if I had
to go before we left the house?
427
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,296
-I can't do anything right!
428
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:06,867
-What's this all about?
429
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:10,237
-I'm not needed home anymore.
430
00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:12,439
I get it.
431
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:13,974
-Not needed?
432
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:17,711
Sure, I'm all wrinkled
and half starved to death.
433
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,513
But you're more than that.
434
00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:22,782
You're the glue holds
this whole family together.
435
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:26,453
Those posties,
they got a damn fine worker,
436
00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:28,656
But we lost a wonderful boss.
437
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:37,331
Pop: Oh, get a room.
438
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,700
I've lost my appetite.
439
00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:41,602
-Hi, can I take your...
440
00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:43,804
[dramatic music]
441
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,506
-Oh...
-Fox!
442
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,241
-You work here?
443
00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:52,212
Cute.
444
00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:53,580
-No, wait!
445
00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:56,216
Wait, just...
446
00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:59,319
[grunts]
ridiculous...
447
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:01,288
[mike sr. Sighs]
448
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:02,889
Mark: Fox, just...
449
00:18:04,894 --> 00:18:07,328
Why didn't you tell me
you had a job?
450
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,430
-Why didn't you tell me
you had a girlfriend?
451
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:12,900
-Uh...
452
00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,368
-Figures.
453
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:16,973
Couldn't take cinderella
out to dinner, right?
454
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:19,907
I mean, who'd serve it?
455
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:22,042
-I think it's cool
you work here, I just...
456
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,810
-I didn't have a choice!
457
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,646
Since dad shagged off,
mom can't keep up.
458
00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:31,852
So, what was with the card?
459
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,037
You pity me?
460
00:18:33,055 --> 00:18:34,455
-No.
461
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,190
No, she asked me.
462
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,925
I-I didn't know what to say,
but I promise,
463
00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:41,896
I got my card for you first,
I swear.
464
00:18:42,031 --> 00:18:43,463
-You could have said no,
465
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,832
"I like someone else,"
and not waste my time.
466
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:49,870
Or is that too grown-up for you?
467
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,005
-No...
-Where's the payphone?
468
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:54,875
I'm gonna call my mom.
469
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,543
-Please, just...
470
00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:03,617
?
471
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:05,920
-So...
472
00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:07,488
So, now, maybe we can-
473
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,756
-Arse.
474
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:12,826
Adult mark (v.O.): Love is
truly a mysterious thing.
475
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:15,796
Charlie dore: ? pilot of
the airwaves ?
476
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:17,298
? here is my request ?
477
00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:18,967
Adult mark (v.O.):
Whether it's old love...
478
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,969
Charlie dore: ? you don't
have to play it ?
479
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,902
? but I hope
you'll do your best ?
480
00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,873
Adult mark (v.O.): Love
that we're not ready for...
481
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:27,407
Charlie dore: ? I've been
listening to your show ?
482
00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:29,410
? on the radio ?
483
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:34,648
? and you seem like
a friend to me ?
484
00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:36,783
?
485
00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:40,921
? or a record of your choice,
I don't mind ?
486
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,991
Adult mark (v.O.): Or just
a love for what you do in life.
487
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,126
? saying this is for the girl ?
488
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,595
? who didn't sign her name ?
489
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:50,597
Adult mark (v.O.):
Or love of family.
490
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:53,867
?
491
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:57,070
Charlie dore: ? late at night
I'm still listening... ?
492
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:59,072
-Ooh!
493
00:19:59,108 --> 00:20:01,408
Second level.
494
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:02,742
Oh-ho-ho.
495
00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:05,478
Mm...
496
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:07,748
Mm, crap!
497
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:08,949
Orange.
498
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:11,085
Ooh, do you want one?
499
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,686
I mean, you bought them.
500
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:13,820
-You can have 'em.
501
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:15,556
-Hm.
502
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:18,025
You know, you may think
I'm a bit of a glutton
503
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,561
For eating all your chocolates,
but I'll remind you,
504
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:25,398
You're the one who's trying
to get two girlfriends.
505
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,701
-It's not like that.
I...
506
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:30,104
I just like them
for different things.
507
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:32,439
-It seems to me
508
00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:35,775
That cara is trying to
push herself into your heart,
509
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:39,846
But little miss red already
has a special place there.
510
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:42,683
Am I right?
511
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:45,385
?
512
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:46,855
-I'm pretty sure
she doesn't want
513
00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:49,056
Anything to do with me anymore.
514
00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:52,659
-You know, sometimes
really loving someone
515
00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:55,863
Means knowing
when to let them go.
516
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,601
-How do I know how to do that?
517
00:21:00,736 --> 00:21:02,669
-Well, don't ask me!
518
00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:04,972
I've never been able
to figure that out.
519
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:07,508
?
520
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,543
?
521
00:21:09,612 --> 00:21:10,877
-Night, pop.
522
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:13,214
Adult mark (v.O.): I guess
you can't follow your heart
523
00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:15,949
If it's more confused
than your head.
524
00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:18,418
Pop: Oh, cherry!
525
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:19,953
Disgusting!
526
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:27,093
?
527
00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:30,764
?
528
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,898
?
529
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:36,636
?
530
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:40,206
?
531
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:44,806
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